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Hi. I'm comedian Tom Green
with a special one-time offer.
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Say yes now and receive a case
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of premium Canadian sausage
for only $39.99.
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Daddy, would you like some sausage?
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- Yes.
- [Beep] Magnificent.
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Now please enter
your credit card info
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using your touch-tone phone.
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- [Beep]
- And there you have it.
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Telecom intelligence
negotiating algorithm,
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or "Tina,"
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gives callers two offers
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in a variety of celebrity voices,
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as you just heard.
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Tom Green? You should have
got Scott Caan.
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Shut up, he's a huge celebrity.
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- Whoa, yeah.
- Watch it.
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Someone needs to put a muzzle on him,
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- 'cause I hate you.
- Uh, real question.
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If Tina is making the calls,
why are we here?
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Well, if Tina doesn't make the sale
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within the first two offers, then...
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Oh, I get it.
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Then we come in and clean bat up.
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'Cause this cold machine lacks
the soft touch of a human...
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touching a machine.
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It lacks human error.
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And Tina persists
where you would feel intrusive.
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Okay, so what's the catch?
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Well, if Tina does make the sale
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before your assistance is needed,
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you don't get the commission.
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- Just your hourly.
- What?
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Is this a joke?
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Uh, you know, I-I get it.
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Gonna be less work for us,
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and we're still getting paid hourly.
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Exactly, thank you, stretch.
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No, you don't get it!
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This is just the beginning, guys.
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All right, if we let
these machines take our jobs,
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next... next, they're
gonna take everything.
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Okay, Blake, you're overreacting.
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Overreacting?
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I'm pretty sure that
I'm underreacting right now.
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[Intensely]
Just imagine a future...
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Where robots replace humans,
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evolving to be faster, smarter,
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and just way more freaking doper.
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[Helicopters buzzing]
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Where humans become obsolete,
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and they're forced
by their ruler, Tina,
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to undergo a cyborg surgery
known as orientation.
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And it'll only be a matter of time
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before they come for us all.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Congrats, your bum will soon be
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on your very own
Swedish massage chair.
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Now please enter
your credit card info
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using your touch-tone phone.
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- Swedish.
- Wow.
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Cool.
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Another sale stolen by Tina.
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And another one
of our commission checks
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stuffed into the pockets
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of Tina's real comfortable
cyber wranglers.
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Oh, yeah, just face it.
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Tom Green is Freddy-got-
finger-raping us all day.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, dude, check this out.
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Look what I snuck past
the last merry maids sweep.
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- Thank God.
- [Laughs]
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That huff, huff...
Huffy white heat.
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- Huff! Huff!
- Except for it's not hot.
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- It's actually very cold, so...
- It's cold.
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Just be careful with it, all right?
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- [Can sprays]
- Pretty cool, I guess.
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- [Phone ringing, Tina answering]
- Ooh!
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- [Coughs]
- That's crispy.
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[Stammers]
That's a nimbus cloud in there.
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I've actually done so much
of this stuff,
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I don't even think it really
affects my brain anymore.
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Is that right?
[Can sprays, stops]
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- [Incoherent mumbling]
- Hey, but don't hog it all.
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I know it's
gonna sizzle-fry my brain,
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but, I'm sorry,
this whole impending doom thing
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is really getting to me,
so if I could just have
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a huff of the hot...
uh... The heat?
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Well, you know, it's...
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Just abandon all hope here.
[Buzzers sounding]
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What the heck?
What'd you do, man?
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I didn't do anything.
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Mm.
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[Stammers]
We didn't do anything!
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Good. That's the way I like it.
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But that's all about to change.
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So, you've finally come
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to have me slave away in your vagina,
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as your sex slave.
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That's fine.
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I'll have sex with you.
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But I will never love you, Alice.
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I will never love you!
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Step aside, you troll.
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Oh, good one: Troll.
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- Yeah, right.
- I'm here for Blake.
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Oh, 'cause of his hair?
'Cause you're into trolls?
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No. Because it's time
for his orientation.
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Oh, fuck, sorry.
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Alice, please, I haven't
even lived yet, all right?
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I didn't even get to try
Carl's Jr.'s CrissCut fries.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, you know.
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I'm an onion ring guy.
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Montez, Waymond, no! Don't!
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- Take me instead!
- Yeah, take him instead.
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I understand that Tina's
what's best for T.A.C.
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and I'm ready.
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I'm ready to become...
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an Oriental.
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[Intense electrical music]
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[Grunting]
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No!
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Sorry.
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Strap him to the table.
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I can't be a cyborg, man.
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They don't even have any cool...
they're just idiots.
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[Stammers]
They just have metal in their brains.
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If you had, like, a laser dick,
then, yeah, I'd be a cyborg.
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But there's nothing enticing me.
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Look, this is what we gotta do.
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We gotta go save Ders
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and get the hell outta
this hell, all right?
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Yeah, where are we gonna go, Blake?
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I don't know.
Let's freaking feivel it.
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- Let's go west.
- To the ocean?
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Sh-yeah, right.
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I'm not an ocean dog, okay?
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I'm a city cat.
[Meows]
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All right, fine.
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Let me think of another direction.
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- East.
- Yes.
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Let's head east, to the heartland!
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- Yeah.
- Vegas.
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- Vegas, I love it there!
- Right?
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- There we go.
- [Laughs]
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Now, let's ice our brains down,
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and formulate
a well-thought-out plan.
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- [Can sprays]
- Wait a minute.
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- What did you just say?
- [Mumbling] Hmm?
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Yes, that's it.
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The freeze part,
that's what I was thinking.
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The freeze part.
Dude, you're a genius!
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[Puffs]
I don't know.
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[Over speaker]
...using your touch-tone phone.
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[Can spraying]
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Both: Yeah.
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- There we go.
- [Grunts]
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Whoo! Oh! Oh!
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- Oh, sorry.
- That's okay.
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Hey, Adam, what comes after "l"?
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- I don't... I...
- Bow!
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[Both laughing]
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- Both: Oh.
- Shiz-off!
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- Dude!
- Oh, my God!
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I'm so excited about this.
We could... okay.
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- We could die doing this.
- Great, let's save Ders.
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We could die, this is exciting.
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I think we're good now. Ooh!
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- [Softly] Blake! Adam!
- Shut up.
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- Shh, shh.
- We're getting out of here.
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Take us with you!
Take us with you, man!
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- Yeah, save us.
- No, sorry, we can't.
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Yeah, but, um,
we're always gonna remember you,
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and we'll never forget you, so...
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Take this yo-yo.
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It belonged to my father.
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Television set.
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Give it to your sons.
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Very cool.
Cool yo-yo.
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Thank you, I'm gonna treasure this.
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- Don't go.
- Yep.
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Guys, please don't leave us, okay?
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I cannot survive in here.
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All right, I-I love you, Jet Set.
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But he shit all over the walls.
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- And I can't... this smell...
- You pooped on the walls?
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- I couldn't hold it no more.
- I can smell it now.
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- [Mechanical buzzing]
- I smell poo.
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I'm sorry, guys,
we'll come back for you.
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We gotta go.
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- [Grunting]
- Oh.
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It's okay.
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Relax, Holmvik.
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Once you've been oriented,
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all the fear, the emotions,
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they just disappear.
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Then why don't you try it?
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Because I run Telamericorp,
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and Tina answers to me.
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Prep the patient.
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What?
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What are you doing?
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What? No!
Oh, no!
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You're changing the molecular
structure of my flesh!
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Please don't!
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No, we're just shaving your body.
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Oh.
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[Laughs nervously]
Okay.
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Been there, done that.
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[Sing-song]
Spa day.
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[Laughs nervously]
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{pub}So, once we get to Vegas,
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thinking about doing
a Cirque Du Soleil show
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based on the music of Nelly.
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- Wait a minute.
- What?
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I mean, if Murphy Lee
and the St. Lunatics
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want to be involved, that's fine.
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But it's really...
it's Nelly's show.
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Tina's mainframe.
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That's where
the lifeblood's generated.
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Destroying the mainframe
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would wipe out the mind control
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of everybody who's been
oriented-tated.
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Very cool.
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We can't get in there, though,
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because we don't have
Alice's collar key.
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So let's just focus
on what I'm saying, okay?
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Let's go get Ders.
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Do you have air force ones?
'Cause you're gonna need those.
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Um, I have G Unit sneakers.
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Once ingested,
this probe will map your body,
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and we can begin the implant process,
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orienting you to Tina's mainframe.
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[Groaning]
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[Stifled screaming]
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[Gurgles]
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Yeah.
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Don't worry, you'll pass it soon.
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TMI.
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Position
the optical excavation device.
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Time to scoop out
them eyeballs, stretch.
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[Coughing]
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[Sobbing]
No!
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[Device beeps]
No! No, no, no!
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Watch eyes! Watch eyes!
Waymond, please, please!
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I know you can hear me!
Tell her to stop!
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[Device buzzing]
Don't let her do this!
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[Grunts savagely]
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Good thing yo-yo strings
are long as hell in the future.
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- [Grunting]
- Whoop!
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Just what do you think you're doing?
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We're escaping to Vegas.
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Unless you want me
to be your sex puppet.
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Put your hand up my ass,
make me talk.
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Come on, let's get out
of here! Let's go!
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Let's move! Let's move!
Let's move!
255
00:08:26,945 --> 00:08:29,056
Oh, yeah, and, Alice...
256
00:08:29,181 --> 00:08:31,392
We quit.
Both: Yeah.
257
00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:32,637
Yeah, we quit.
258
00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:35,306
Come on! Hup!
259
00:08:35,472 --> 00:08:37,559
After them now!
260
00:08:37,789 --> 00:08:40,067
[Edgy electronic music]
261
00:08:40,192 --> 00:08:41,479
Damn it.
262
00:08:41,645 --> 00:08:43,203
I am not running after them
in these heels.
263
00:08:43,328 --> 00:08:44,972
Let's head back to the office.
264
00:08:45,097 --> 00:08:46,573
We'll activate
the probe's tracking signal,
265
00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:47,942
and then we'll trigger
the defense mech,
266
00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,576
in case they try to discharge.
267
00:08:49,701 --> 00:08:51,239
Damn it.
268
00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,782
What are they talking about?
269
00:08:52,948 --> 00:08:55,349
They fed me this probe thing.
270
00:08:55,474 --> 00:08:57,051
Oh, my God.
271
00:08:57,328 --> 00:09:00,290
[Burbling]
I can feel it. Oh.
272
00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,914
Oh, God!
273
00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:03,390
It's too late to abort it,
274
00:09:03,515 --> 00:09:04,858
which is exactly what my mom used
275
00:09:04,983 --> 00:09:06,793
to say about me.
276
00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:08,333
I'm gonna have to murder you.
I'm gonna have to murder him.
277
00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:10,008
- No, Adam, no...
- Wait, wait...
278
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,199
He's not Oriental ot Orient.
279
00:09:11,324 --> 00:09:12,135
Look at his eyes.
280
00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:14,345
You could tell he's Oriental
by his eyes.
281
00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:16,181
But we do got
to get that probe out of him.
282
00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:20,059
[Stomach burbling]
283
00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:21,603
- Oh.
- Oh, God. Ooh.
284
00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,021
I think I know how to get it out.
285
00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,397
Huh? What?
Both: How?
286
00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,613
- What are you...
- What are you doing?
287
00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:27,817
Yeah.
288
00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:29,736
Tracker on.
289
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,071
Get to the supply closet now!
290
00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:33,487
[Beeps]
291
00:09:33,612 --> 00:09:36,034
Defense mech armed.
292
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,161
- [Probe beeping]
- You hear that? I'm beeping.
293
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:39,659
- Yeah, get it out, Ders.
- Get it out.
294
00:09:39,784 --> 00:09:40,747
- Can you hear it?
- Stop playing.
295
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,373
I could kill him,
I could still kill him.
296
00:09:42,539 --> 00:09:45,210
- Yeah, man, this is an option.
- [Groaning]
297
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,500
Oh, look.
298
00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,421
[Both screaming]
299
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,471
Oh, my God, it's a tapeworm!
300
00:09:50,596 --> 00:09:52,606
I've had one of those.
17 feet long.
301
00:09:52,731 --> 00:09:54,541
Doctor told me I had
to quit eating raw ground beef.
302
00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:55,845
Which I did.
303
00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:57,111
For a while.
304
00:09:57,236 --> 00:09:58,312
It's not a tapeworm!
305
00:09:58,437 --> 00:10:00,114
It's the thing!
Obviously.
306
00:10:00,239 --> 00:10:01,882
- Yes, obviously.
- Right, totally.
307
00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:03,350
Come over here,
and help me get it out.
308
00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:06,239
- Keep pulling it out of your ass.
- All right, you're okay.
309
00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:08,441
- I think you... you got this.
- All right, uh...
310
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:09,923
[Laughs nervously]
311
00:10:10,048 --> 00:10:12,237
All right, here we go.
312
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,860
- Okay.
- Oh, wait, no, no, no.
313
00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:15,162
- Not a pretty view.
- Slow down, slow down.
314
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:16,796
I think something's coming.
315
00:10:16,921 --> 00:10:18,595
Oh, yeah, no, that's it.
That's the probe.
316
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:19,833
I see something.
317
00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,935
Yep, yep.
Oh, here we go!
318
00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,706
- [Groaning]
- We got some lights.
319
00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:25,239
[Squish]
All: Oh!
320
00:10:25,364 --> 00:10:26,473
- Oh!
- Ooh!
321
00:10:26,598 --> 00:10:28,521
We got it!
Destroy it, Adam!
322
00:10:28,646 --> 00:10:29,976
- Destroy it.
- Yep.
323
00:10:30,101 --> 00:10:31,512
[Grunting]
Okay.
324
00:10:31,637 --> 00:10:32,779
- You get it?
- Yeah.
325
00:10:32,904 --> 00:10:34,081
No, I hear it.
326
00:10:34,206 --> 00:10:35,649
It's still beeping inside of me.
327
00:10:35,774 --> 00:10:37,178
We're not done, guys,
it's still in there!
328
00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:38,919
[Over headsets]
To the left, hurry!
329
00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:40,454
And bring them back alive.
330
00:10:40,579 --> 00:10:41,975
Barely.
331
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,690
- Both: Yep.
- It's still in there.
332
00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:45,159
It's still in there.
Okay, okay.
333
00:10:45,284 --> 00:10:46,521
Round two, here we go.
334
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,231
- [Moaning]
- Yeah, no.
335
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,896
You got it.
[Stammers] Keep it up.
336
00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:51,276
Good work.
337
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,944
Yep, I got it snagged.
338
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,404
[Screaming]
339
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,490
[Skin ripping]
[All screaming]
340
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,659
- Oh!
- Boy! Yikes!
341
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,108
Yes, you're gonna have
a case of "the hemmies"
342
00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,370
after this one.
343
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,544
Fissures and hemmies.
344
00:11:03,669 --> 00:11:05,081
You might never poop again, dude.
345
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,580
Which would suck for me,
I love pooping.
346
00:11:06,705 --> 00:11:08,626
It's, like, where I get most
of my reading done.
347
00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:11,671
[Over headsets]
Great. You've got them cornered.
348
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,423
You know what?
349
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,721
Kill 'em.
[Laughs]
350
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,328
No, guys...
guys, stop!
351
00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:17,302
Stop, okay?
352
00:11:17,716 --> 00:11:19,326
I'll just be a cyborg.
Forget it, all right?
353
00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:21,889
Just stop pulling things out
of my ass!
354
00:11:22,055 --> 00:11:23,433
Okay, I'll help.
355
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,560
[Both grunting savagely]
356
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,234
- Oh!
- There it is! There it is!
357
00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:29,035
Oh! Oh!
358
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,471
Break it!
Hurry.
359
00:11:30,596 --> 00:11:31,838
Break it and destroy it!
360
00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:33,860
- Come on!
- [Screaming]
361
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,121
Okay, it's indestructible.
362
00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:36,643
Don't we have, like, a steamroller
363
00:11:36,768 --> 00:11:38,178
or, like, lava or...
364
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,480
[Door banging]
What do we do?
365
00:11:39,605 --> 00:11:42,382
[Probe beeping]
366
00:11:42,659 --> 00:11:44,184
Wait, what are you doing, you idiots?
367
00:11:44,309 --> 00:11:45,685
Finish them!
[Device beeping]
368
00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:48,388
They're heading down
the South hallway.
369
00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,324
[Beeping faster] They're
heading towards my office!
370
00:11:50,449 --> 00:11:51,628
Wait, they're coming for me!
371
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,005
Get here now!
372
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:57,671
[Probe beeping]
373
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,155
{pub}Damn it!
It's Bill.
374
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,857
We're not getting past him.
375
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:22,867
He's so deadly.
Look at him.
376
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,383
Ow!
377
00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:28,063
Um, mirrors.
378
00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:30,416
If we can find several mirrors...
379
00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:31,959
Shh, Adam.
Trying to come up
380
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,294
- with an idea here.
- Dude!
381
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:35,922
Hey, have you guys seen Kill Bill?
382
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,632
Volume one or two?
383
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,759
Volume now.
384
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,345
[Shrieking]
385
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,238
Aah!
386
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,058
[Grunting]
387
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:51,938
[Screaming]
388
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,189
I got him!
389
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,108
Bill!
Both: No!
390
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,651
- Oh, sheesh.
- Ugh.
391
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,319
All right.
392
00:12:58,485 --> 00:13:00,129
Bill! No!
393
00:13:00,254 --> 00:13:01,572
[Overlapping shouting]
394
00:13:01,738 --> 00:13:03,098
Adam, you can't kill them!
395
00:13:03,223 --> 00:13:04,325
Bill, he's still in there.
396
00:13:04,491 --> 00:13:05,567
He's just under mind control.
397
00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:06,902
- Yeah.
- Oh, I thought he...
398
00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:08,329
I thought he was like an evil robot.
399
00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:09,471
No! Oh!
400
00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:11,106
You didn't know.
He didn't know.
401
00:13:11,231 --> 00:13:13,375
Cyborgs are totally different
than evil robots, okay?
402
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,477
- Think of Robocop, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
403
00:13:15,602 --> 00:13:17,255
He would have those flashbacks
to when he was a man.
404
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,481
Oh, so he's actually...
he's half-human.
405
00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:21,092
- Yes, he's still human.
- I killed a human!
406
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,552
- You killed a human, dude.
- Oh, my gosh.
407
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,721
- Oh, sorry, Bill.
- Yeah.
408
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,655
Okay, we hop over the fence.
409
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,356
Hop on a plane, if they still exist,
410
00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:31,026
and be the kings
of the Las Vegas strap.
411
00:13:31,151 --> 00:13:32,594
Attention, Jillian and Jet Set,
412
00:13:32,719 --> 00:13:34,720
prepare for orientation.
413
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,431
Your time is now.
414
00:13:36,556 --> 00:13:37,566
Jet and Jill.
415
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,101
You guys, we got to do something.
416
00:13:39,226 --> 00:13:40,402
I know what they're about
to go through.
417
00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:41,603
Uh-uh, no.
418
00:13:41,728 --> 00:13:42,938
This is a trap.
This is trickery!
419
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,206
This is Tomfoolery!
420
00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:45,440
Let's go to Vegas!
421
00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:46,742
[Helicopter blades whirring]
422
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,943
Vegas!
423
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,411
No, don't you see?
424
00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:51,346
This isn't
just about saving those guys.
425
00:13:51,471 --> 00:13:54,116
It's about taking back Telamericorp.
426
00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:56,919
Reclaiming the company
that gave us nothing.
427
00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:00,622
It's a dirty job, but...
Somebody's gotta Mike Rowe it.
428
00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:01,957
Hey, Blake?
429
00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:02,717
Huh?
430
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,760
Fuck yo speech! Whoo!
431
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,637
- You had to say that.
- Vegas!
432
00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:08,903
No! Aah!
433
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,433
Help!
434
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,101
Adam, I got you!
435
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:16,438
[Both screaming shakily]
436
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,007
Oh, I gotta...
I gotta get a gif of this!
437
00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:20,818
- [Screaming]
- Ders... Get... Us... Off!
438
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:23,112
[Laughs]
Okay, all right.
439
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:26,448
Ders, get me off!
440
00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:29,218
[Both screaming shakily]
441
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,153
- Oh, my God!
- You think that was funny?
442
00:14:31,278 --> 00:14:32,454
- I'm sorry.
- You think that was...
443
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:33,622
- let me see it!
- I'm...
444
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,081
- let me see it!
- Sorry.
445
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,191
Aah!
446
00:14:36,316 --> 00:14:37,626
Oh, this is funny.
447
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,128
- Huh? [Laughs]
- This is actually really funny.
448
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,671
- It's pretty funny, right?
- That was good.
449
00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:41,930
- Thank you.
- Okay, all right.
450
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,331
Let's go back and save the day!
451
00:14:43,456 --> 00:14:44,926
End tyranny!
452
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,268
Find the switch for the fence!
453
00:14:46,393 --> 00:14:48,304
Oh, I got a boner for some reason.
454
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,872
All right, now we find Alice,
455
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,173
and we force her to free the people.
456
00:14:51,298 --> 00:14:52,683
- Yep.
- Or...
457
00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:56,646
She forces me to fuck her
or whatever, huh?
458
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,946
No, Adam, we have to stop her, okay?
459
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:58,940
This ends now.
Come on, let's do this.
460
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,649
Yes, that's a better plan than mine.
461
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,610
Oh, damn.
Jillian's a fembot.
462
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,552
- Really?
- Oh, they all are.
463
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,988
Knuckle up, motherfuggers.
464
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,289
- Mm, yeah.
- Why do you have that?
465
00:15:07,414 --> 00:15:08,699
- Yeah.
- Huh? 'Cause.
466
00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:10,192
- 'Cause why?
- Why?
467
00:15:10,317 --> 00:15:11,410
- It was in my butt, dude.
- That was in his anus.
468
00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,829
To study...
Because the, um...
469
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,331
Just go fight your one,
already, please.
470
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,533
- Yeah, go, you got him.
- All right, wish me luck.
471
00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:20,253
- Good luck.
- Whoo!
472
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,379
[Screams]
473
00:15:21,929 --> 00:15:23,047
[Grunts]
474
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,940
Whoa.
Whoo!
475
00:15:25,065 --> 00:15:26,641
You are a bitch, cyborg Montez!
476
00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:27,969
You are a bitch!
477
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,470
[Screams]
478
00:15:29,636 --> 00:15:30,471
Sorry, Jet Set!
479
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:31,889
- Yeah!
- Oh!
480
00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:34,939
[Grunting]
481
00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:37,752
- Oh, was that a roundhouse?
- You know it.
482
00:15:37,877 --> 00:15:39,387
Whatever happened
to roundhouses, dude?
483
00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:40,789
[Screams]
484
00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:42,859
I don't wanna do this, Jillian.
485
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:43,860
[Grunts]
486
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,027
- Oh!
- Whoa.
487
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,613
- Oh!
- Blake, stop messing around!
488
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:48,864
[Tight voice]
I'm not messing around.
489
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,783
She's crushing my testicles.
490
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,327
Ow!
Oh, oh.
491
00:15:53,493 --> 00:15:57,123
Let's see if I can crush
her testicles.
492
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,389
[Grunts]
493
00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:06,094
Oh!
[Choking]
494
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:08,593
Oh!
Oh, ow.
495
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,011
Swim dive!
496
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,387
Yeah... oh!
497
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,988
[All grunting]
498
00:16:13,113 --> 00:16:15,600
Guys!
The xerox machine.
499
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,851
Copy that.
500
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:18,793
[Grunts]
501
00:16:18,918 --> 00:16:21,439
Attack!
Now! Eww, oh!
502
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,032
[Grunts]
Come on, Demamp!
503
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,901
Triple dude attack!
[Grunts]
504
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,237
[Squish]
All: Oh!
505
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,038
Oh, nice.
Come on, let's go!
506
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,074
- All right.
- Oh.
507
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,870
[All panting, grunting]
508
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,713
[Mouth full]
Oh, hi.
509
00:16:38,838 --> 00:16:40,415
Sorry, I was just...
510
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,584
I was just eating.
511
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,091
{pub}All you had to do was
go through orientation.
512
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:52,043
But no, you had to cause problems.
513
00:16:52,168 --> 00:16:55,973
Yeah, 'cause "cause problems"
is my middle name.
514
00:16:56,139 --> 00:16:57,849
Yeah!
And being a cyborg?
515
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,385
Well, that's overrated.
516
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,219
And that's something
I never thought I'd say.
517
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:04,106
And we're here to put an end
to the reign of Tina.
518
00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:06,609
Good luck with that, stretch.
519
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,328
[Beep]
[Energy shimmering]
520
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:11,447
- All: Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
521
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,399
Tom Green!
Wow, really big fan.
522
00:17:13,524 --> 00:17:14,742
- Really big fan.
- I'm a huge fan.
523
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,569
[Metallic voice]
My bum is on the cheese.
524
00:17:17,694 --> 00:17:19,538
- My bum is on the cheese.
- Cyber Tom Green,
525
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,083
that's... that's awesome,
but you need to shut it down.
526
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,584
- Yeah.
- Because soon enough,
527
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,876
the cyborgs,
they're gonna come for you.
528
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,779
These machines would die for me,
529
00:17:26,904 --> 00:17:30,582
because they need me to survive.
530
00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:32,884
Oh, what, do you have
a problem with that?
531
00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:35,179
[Scoffs]
Kill them already.
532
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:39,558
[Energy humming]
533
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,824
All: Oh!
534
00:17:43,608 --> 00:17:45,494
- Swedish?
- Something happened.
535
00:17:45,619 --> 00:17:47,775
The machines!
They're taking over!
536
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,485
- Now what are you doing?
- The key card!
537
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,237
We've gotta get to the mainframe!
538
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,364
[Grunts]
Screw it!
539
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,981
Poor Alice,
she's never gonna bang me.
540
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,044
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
541
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,205
Daddy, would you like some sausages?
542
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,207
Sausages! Sausages!
543
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,084
Get in and barricade the door!
Barricade the door!
544
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,820
[All shouting, panting]
545
00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:11,523
'sup, Tina?
You naughty little computer.
546
00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:13,384
Oh, I'm gonna drain you.
547
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,220
I'm gonna drain you good.
548
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,889
- [Screams]
- Come on!
549
00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:20,266
- Shut her down, Demamp!
- There it is!
550
00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:22,018
We can't hold him much longer!
551
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,102
I'm trying!
It's much harder than it looks!
552
00:18:24,227 --> 00:18:26,981
All right, well...
try a "come hither" motion.
553
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,074
Oh, I'm "hithering."
Oh, I'm "hithering," baby!
554
00:18:29,199 --> 00:18:30,275
"Hither" harder!
555
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:34,112
Come on!
You come for me!
556
00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:35,364
[Energy hisses]
Both: Oh!
557
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,682
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
558
00:18:36,807 --> 00:18:38,370
Please, not my face!
559
00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:40,327
- Uh, something's happening.
- Something good?
560
00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:44,189
Something... Beautiful!
561
00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:45,374
[Screams]
562
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,209
[Epic music]
563
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,475
Oh!
564
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,880
[Screams]
565
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:55,384
Oh, come on!
Oh, oh, oh.
566
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,428
[Panting]
567
00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:01,098
Hey, uh, it's...
it's way over.
568
00:19:01,264 --> 00:19:02,340
- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's...
569
00:19:02,465 --> 00:19:03,517
- yeah, we did it?
- Yeah.
570
00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,310
- You got him.
- [Laughs]
571
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,946
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
572
00:19:08,071 --> 00:19:10,315
We killed my hero.
573
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,484
[Screams]
[All screaming]
574
00:19:11,742 --> 00:19:12,943
Jeez!
575
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:15,487
Where am I?
576
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,115
- I don't remember anything.
- Well, uh...
577
00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:19,591
- Well, you were a robot...
- Yeah.
578
00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:20,859
And then now you're...
579
00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:22,328
you're just normal-ass Tom Green,
580
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,729
- which is pretty cool.
- Cyborg.
581
00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:24,955
Yeah, and actually...
582
00:19:25,188 --> 00:19:26,532
We are your childhood friends.
583
00:19:26,657 --> 00:19:27,900
- So...
- Yep.
584
00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:29,234
- Like, your best friends.
- Welcome back.
585
00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:31,069
- Yeah.
- What's up, buddy?
586
00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:33,380
- Thanks, guys.
- Yeah, we do what we have to.
587
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,372
- Thanks, guys.
- Hey! They're okay!
588
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:38,811
- Uh-huh.
- [Laughs]
589
00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:40,221
Oh, my God.
We're heroes!
590
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,414
Well, uh, I don't know about that.
591
00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:44,450
- We... we killed Bill, actually.
- Yes.
592
00:19:44,575 --> 00:19:46,418
Very sorry about that.
I did kill Bill.
593
00:19:46,543 --> 00:19:47,645
- Murdered.
- That was my bad.
594
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:48,938
I murdered him.
595
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,557
I actually hope he's banging
Alice's dead body in the afterlife.
596
00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:54,182
[Laughter]
597
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,065
"Bang dead Alice"?
598
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:03,369
- Oh, um... I meant...
- You know what?
599
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,371
Shut up, okay?
Honestly, I think that was
600
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,540
the dumbest story I have ever heard.
601
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,500
I can't believe you let him
tell it for so long.
602
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,477
This is just a prototype
for a pilot program.
603
00:20:11,602 --> 00:20:12,678
We're not gonna
be implementing anything
604
00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:14,947
for, like, another year.
All: Oh!
605
00:20:15,072 --> 00:20:16,348
Well, you should have
said that right away.
606
00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:17,583
Yeah, we're gonna quit by then.
607
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:18,968
We'll probably be dead by then.
608
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,986
Please, let's just get back
to the phones, now.
609
00:20:21,111 --> 00:20:22,888
- All right.
- All right, I swear to God...
610
00:20:23,113 --> 00:20:24,356
- Dude, I gotta try that!
- Right? That's got to...
611
00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:27,149
[Coughing, choking]
612
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:28,594
Do not know.
613
00:20:28,719 --> 00:20:30,437
Jillian, are you okay?
614
00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:33,098
- Somebody call 911!
- Are you choking?
615
00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:35,033
- Get out of the way!
- [Coughing]
616
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,528
- Blake!
- [Choking]
617
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,237
- Help her!
- I don't know what to do!
618
00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:41,907
- Somebody help!
- Oh! Oh, God!
619
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,701
- [Screams]
- Aah! Aah!
620
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,702
[All screaming]
621
00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:52,209
All right, enough!
622
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,712
God, Blake, do you ever shut up?
623
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,716
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