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Hi. I'm comedian Tom Green
with a special one-time offer.
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Say yes now and receive a case
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of premium Canadian sausage
for only $39.99.
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Daddy, would you like some sausage?
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- Yes.
- [Beep] Magnificent.
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Now please enter your credit card info
using your touch-tone phone.
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[Beep]
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And there you have it.
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Telecom intelligence negotiating
algorithm, or "Tina,"
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gives callers two offers in a
variety of celebrity voices,
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as you just heard.
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Tom Green? You should have
got Scott Caan.
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- Shut up, he's a huge celebrity.
- Whoa, watch it. Yeah.
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Someone needs to put a muzzle on him,
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- 'cause I hate you.
- Uh, real question.
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If Tina is making the calls,
why are we here?
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Well, if Tina doesn't make the sale
within the first two offers, then...
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Oh, I get it.
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Then we come in and clean bat up.
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'Cause this cold machine lacks
the soft touch of a human...
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touching a machine.
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It lacks human error.
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And Tina persists
where you would feel intrusive.
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Okay, so what's the catch?
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Well, if Tina does make the sale
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before your assistance is needed,
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you don't get the commission.
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- Just your hourly.
- What?
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Is this a joke?
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Uh, you know, I-I get it.
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Gonna be less work for us,
and we're still getting paid hourly.
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Exactly, thank you, stretch.
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No, you don't get it!
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This is just the beginning, guys.
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All right, if we let
these machines take our jobs,
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next... next, they're
gonna take everything.
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Okay, Blake, you're overreacting.
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Overreacting?
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I'm pretty sure that
I'm underreacting right now.
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[Intensely]
Just imagine a future...
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Where robots replace humans,
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evolving to be faster, smarter,
and just way more freaking doper.
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[Helicopters buzzing]
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Where humans become obsolete,
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and they're forced
by their ruler, Tina,
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to undergo a cyborg surgery
known as orientation.
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And it'll only be a matter of time
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before they come for us all.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Congrats, your bum will soon be on your
very own Swedish massage chair.
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Now please enter
your credit card info
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using your touch-tone phone.
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- Swedish.
- Wow.
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Cool.
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Another sale stolen by Tina.
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And another one of our commission
checks stuffed into the pockets
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of Tina's real comfortable
cyber wranglers.
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Oh, yeah, just face it.
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Tom Green is Freddy-got-
finger-raping us all day.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, dude, check this out.
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Look what I snuck past
the last merry maids sweep.
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- Thank God.
- [Laughs]
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That huff, huff...
Huffy white heat.
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- Huff! Huff!
- Except for it's not hot.
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- It's actually very cold, so...
- It's cold.
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Just be careful with it, all right?
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[Can sprays]
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- Pretty cool, I guess.
- Yeah.
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[Phone ringing, Tina answering]
- Ooh! [Coughs]
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That's crispy.
[Stammers] That's a nimbus cloud in there.
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I've actually done so much
of this stuff,
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I don't even think it really
affects my brain anymore.
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Is that right?
[Can sprays, stops]
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[Incoherent mumbling]
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Hey, but don't hog it all.
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I know it's
gonna sizzle-fry my brain,
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but, I'm sorry,
this whole impending doom thing
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is really getting to me,
so if I could just have
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a huff of the hot...
uh... The heat?
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Well, you know, it's...
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Just abandon all hope here.
[Buzzers sounding]
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- What the heck? What'd you do, man?
- I didn't do anything.
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Mm.
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[Stammers]
We didn't do anything!
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Good. That's the way I like it.
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But that's all about to change.
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So, you've finally come
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to have me slave away in your vagina,
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as your sex slave.
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That's fine.
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I'll have sex with you.
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But I will never love you, Alice.
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I will never love you!
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Step aside, you troll.
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Oh, good one: Troll.
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- Yeah, right.
- I'm here for Blake.
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Oh, 'cause of his hair?
'Cause you're into trolls?
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No. Because it's time
for his orientation.
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Oh, fuck, sorry.
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Alice, please, I haven't
even lived yet, all right?
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I didn't even get to try
Carl's Jr.'s CrissCut fries.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, you know. I'm an onion ring guy.
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Montez, Waymond, no! Don't!
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- Take me instead!
- Yeah, take him instead.
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I understand that Tina's
what's best for T.A.C.
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and I'm ready.
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I'm ready to become...
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an Oriental.
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[Intense electrical music]
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[Grunting]
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No!
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Sorry.
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Strap him to the table.
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I can't be a cyborg, man.
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They don't even have any cool...
they're just idiots.
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[Stammers]
They just have metal in their brains.
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If you had, like, a laser dick,
then, yeah, I'd be a cyborg.
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But there's nothing enticing me.
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Look, this is what we gotta do.
We gotta go save Ders
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and get the hell outta
this hell, all right?
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Yeah, where are we gonna go, Blake?
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I don't know.
Let's freaking feivel it.
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- Let's go west.
- To the ocean?
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Sh-yeah, right.
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I'm not an ocean dog, okay?
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I'm a city cat.
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[Meows]
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All right, fine.
Let me think of another direction.
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- East.
- Yes.
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Let's head east, to the heartland!
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- Yeah.
- Vegas.
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- Vegas, I love it there!
- Right?
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- There we go.
- [Laughs]
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Now, let's ice our brains down,
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and formulate
a well-thought-out plan.
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- [Can sprays]
- Wait a minute.
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- What did you just say?
- [Mumbling] Hmm?
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Yes, that's it.
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The freeze part,
that's what I was thinking.
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The freeze part.
Dude, you're a genius!
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[Puffs]
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I don't know.
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[Over speaker]
...using your touch-tone phone.
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[Can spraying]
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Both: Yeah.
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- There we go.
- [Grunts]
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Whoo! Oh! Oh!
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- Oh, sorry.
- That's okay.
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Hey, Adam, what comes after "l"?
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- I don't... I...
- Bow!
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[Both laughing]
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- Both: Oh.
- Shiz-off!
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- Dude!
- Oh, my God!
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I'm so excited about this.
We could... okay.
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- We could die doing this.
- Great, let's save Ders.
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We could die, this is exciting.
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I think we're good now. Ooh!
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- [Softly] Blake! Adam!
- Shut up.
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- Shh, shh.
- We're getting out of here.
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Take us with you!
Take us with you, man!
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- Yeah, save us.
- No, sorry, we can't.
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Yeah, but, um,
we're always gonna remember you,
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and we'll never forget you, so...
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Take this yo-yo.
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It belonged to my father.
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Television set.
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Give it to your sons.
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Very cool.
Cool yo-yo.
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- Thank you, I'm gonna treasure this.
- Don't go.
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- Yep.
- Guys, please don't leave us, okay?
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I cannot survive in here.
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All right, I-I love you, Jet Set.
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But he shit all over the walls.
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- And I can't... this smell...
- You pooped on the walls?
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- I couldn't hold it no more.
- I can smell it now.
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[Mechanical buzzing]
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I'm sorry, guys,
we'll come back for you.
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We gotta go.
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[Grunting]
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- Oh.
- [Grunting]
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It's okay.
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Relax, Holmvik.
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Once you've been oriented,
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all the fear, the emotions,
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they just disappear.
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Then why don't you try it?
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Because I run Telamericorp,
and Tina answers to me.
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Prep the patient.
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What?
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What are you doing?
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What? No!
Oh, no!
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You're changing the molecular
structure of my flesh!
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Please don't!
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No, we're just shaving your body.
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Oh.
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[Laughs nervously]
Okay.
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Been there, done that.
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[Sing-song]
Spa day.
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[Laughs nervously]
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{pub}So, once we get to Vegas,
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thinking about doing
a Cirque Du Soleil show
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based on the music of Nelly.
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- Wait a minute.
- What?
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I mean, if Murphy Lee
and the St. Lunatics
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want to be involved, that's fine.
But it's really... it's Nelly's show.
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Tina's mainframe.
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That's where
the lifeblood's generated.
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Destroying the mainframe
would wipe out the mind control
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of everybody who's been
oriented-tated.
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Very cool.
We can't get in there, though,
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because we don't have
Alice's collar key.
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So let's just focus
on what I'm saying, okay?
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Let's go get Ders.
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Do you have air force ones?
'Cause you're gonna need those.
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Um, I have G Unit sneakers.
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Once ingested,
this probe will map your body,
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and we can begin the implant process,
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orienting you to Tina's mainframe.
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[Groaning]
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[Stifled screaming]
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[Gurgles]
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Yeah.
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Don't worry, you'll pass it soon.
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TMI.
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Position the optical
excavation device.
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Time to scoop out
them eyeballs, stretch.
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[Coughing]
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[Sobbing]
No!
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[Device beeps]
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No! No, no, no!
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Watch eyes! Watch eyes!
Waymond, please, please!
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I know you can hear me!
Tell her to stop!
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[Device buzzing]
Don't let her do this!
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[Grunts savagely]
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Good thing yo-yo strings
are long as hell in the future.
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- [Grunting]
- Whoop!
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Just what do you think you're doing?
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We're escaping to Vegas.
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Unless you want me
to be your sex puppet.
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Put your hand up my ass,
make me talk.
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Come on, let's get out
of here! Let's go!
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Let's move! Let's move!
Let's move!
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Oh, yeah, and, Alice...
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- We quit.
Both:- Yeah.
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Yeah, we quit.
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Come on! Hup!
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After them now!
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[Edgy electronic music]
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Damn it.
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I am not running after them
in these heels.
251
00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:47,848
Let's head back to the office.
252
00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,643
We'll activate
the probe's tracking signal,
253
00:08:49,648 --> 00:08:52,657
and then we'll trigger the defense mech,
in case they try to discharge.
254
00:08:52,742 --> 00:08:54,280
Damn it.
255
00:08:54,415 --> 00:08:55,324
What are they talking about?
256
00:08:55,343 --> 00:08:57,338
They fed me this probe thing.
257
00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,048
Oh, my God.
258
00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,279
[Burbling]
I can feel it. Oh.
259
00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,898
Oh, God!
260
00:09:04,924 --> 00:09:06,364
It's too late to abort it,
261
00:09:06,481 --> 00:09:08,024
which is exactly what my mom used
262
00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:09,499
to say about me.
263
00:09:09,677 --> 00:09:11,358
I'm gonna have to murder you.
I'm gonna have to murder him.
264
00:09:11,377 --> 00:09:12,577
- No, Adam, no...
- Wait, wait...
265
00:09:12,601 --> 00:09:13,956
He's not Oriental yet.
266
00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:15,040
Look at his eyes.
267
00:09:15,052 --> 00:09:17,271
You could tell he's Oriental
by his eyes.
268
00:09:17,352 --> 00:09:19,180
But we do got
to get that probe out of him.
269
00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,688
[Stomach burbling]
270
00:09:22,909 --> 00:09:24,287
- Oh.
- Oh, God. Ooh.
271
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,921
I think I know how to get it out.
272
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,475
- Huh? What?
Both:- How?
273
00:09:28,054 --> 00:09:29,501
- What are you...
- What are you doing?
274
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,982
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?
275
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,560
Tracker on.
276
00:09:32,624 --> 00:09:34,928
Get to the supply closet now!
277
00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:36,512
[Beeps]
278
00:09:36,846 --> 00:09:39,017
Defense mech armed.
279
00:09:39,053 --> 00:09:40,649
- [Probe beeping]
- You hear that? I'm beeping.
280
00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:42,537
- Yeah, get it out, Ders.
- Get it out.
281
00:09:42,556 --> 00:09:43,700
- Can you hear it?
- Stop playing.
282
00:09:43,719 --> 00:09:45,049
I could kill him,
I could still kill him.
283
00:09:45,068 --> 00:09:48,003
- Yeah, man, this is an option.
- [Groaning]
284
00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,484
Oh, look.
285
00:09:49,534 --> 00:09:51,041
[Both screaming]
286
00:09:51,695 --> 00:09:53,257
Oh, my God, it's a tapeworm!
287
00:09:53,281 --> 00:09:55,448
I've had one of those.
17 feet long.
288
00:09:55,479 --> 00:09:57,638
Doctor told me I had
to quit eating raw ground beef.
289
00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:58,860
Which I did.
290
00:09:58,952 --> 00:09:59,786
For a while.
291
00:09:59,811 --> 00:10:01,342
It's not a tapeworm!
292
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,161
It's the thing!
Obviously.
293
00:10:03,191 --> 00:10:04,495
- Yes, obviously.
- Right, totally.
294
00:10:04,519 --> 00:10:06,384
Come over here,
and help me get it out.
295
00:10:06,428 --> 00:10:08,956
- Keep pulling it out of your ass.
- All right, you're okay.
296
00:10:08,981 --> 00:10:11,315
- I think you... you got this.
- All right, uh...
297
00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:12,669
[Laughs nervously]
298
00:10:12,702 --> 00:10:14,891
All right, here we go.
299
00:10:14,994 --> 00:10:16,592
- Okay.
- Oh, wait, no, no, no.
300
00:10:16,611 --> 00:10:18,378
- Not a pretty view.
- Slow down, slow down.
301
00:10:18,397 --> 00:10:19,356
I think something's coming.
302
00:10:19,374 --> 00:10:21,255
Oh, yeah, no, that's it.
That's the probe.
303
00:10:21,299 --> 00:10:22,571
I see something.
304
00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:24,944
Yep, yep.
Oh, here we go!
305
00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:26,354
- [Groaning]
- We got some lights.
306
00:10:26,401 --> 00:10:27,957
[Squish]
All: Oh!
307
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,816
- Ooh!
- Oh God!
308
00:10:29,902 --> 00:10:31,352
We got it!
Destroy it, Adam!
309
00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:32,480
- Destroy it.
- Yep.
310
00:10:32,486 --> 00:10:34,151
[Grunting]
311
00:10:34,253 --> 00:10:36,036
- Okay. Yeah.
- You get it?
312
00:10:36,145 --> 00:10:37,010
No, I hear it.
313
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,144
It's still beeping inside of me.
314
00:10:38,169 --> 00:10:39,850
We're not done, guys,
it's still in there!
315
00:10:40,317 --> 00:10:41,892
[Over headsets]
To the left, hurry!
316
00:10:41,904 --> 00:10:43,408
And bring them back alive.
317
00:10:43,652 --> 00:10:44,739
Barely.
318
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,353
- Both: Yep.
- It's still in there.
319
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,142
It's still in there.
Okay, okay.
320
00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:49,297
Round two, here we go.
321
00:10:49,329 --> 00:10:50,873
- [Moaning]
- Yeah, no.
322
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,494
You got it.
[Stammers] Keep it up.
323
00:10:52,512 --> 00:10:53,936
Good work.
324
00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:55,810
Yep, I got it snagged.
325
00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:57,139
[Screaming]
326
00:10:57,374 --> 00:11:00,019
[Skin ripping]
[All screaming]
327
00:11:00,063 --> 00:11:02,345
- Oh!
- Boy! Yikes!
328
00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:05,042
Yes, you're gonna have a case of
"the hemmies" after this one.
329
00:11:05,061 --> 00:11:06,104
Fissures and hemmies.
330
00:11:06,116 --> 00:11:07,656
You might never poop again, dude.
331
00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:09,335
Which would suck for me,
I love pooping.
332
00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:11,280
It's, like, where I get most
of my reading done.
333
00:11:12,152 --> 00:11:14,661
[Over headsets]
Great. You've got them cornered.
334
00:11:15,222 --> 00:11:16,489
You know what?
335
00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:17,652
Kill 'em.
[Laughs]
336
00:11:17,797 --> 00:11:19,139
No, guys...
guys, stop!
337
00:11:19,151 --> 00:11:20,258
Stop, okay?
338
00:11:20,289 --> 00:11:22,458
I'll just be a cyborg.
Forget it, all right?
339
00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:24,900
Just stop pulling things out
of my ass!
340
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:26,428
Okay, I'll help.
341
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,426
[Both grunting savagely]
342
00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:30,395
- Oh!
- There it is! There it is!
343
00:11:30,569 --> 00:11:32,732
- Oh! Oh!
- Break it! Hurry.
344
00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:34,728
Break it and destroy it!
345
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,533
- Come on!
- [Screaming]
346
00:11:36,848 --> 00:11:38,176
Okay, it's indestructible.
347
00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:39,551
Don't we have, like, a steamroller
348
00:11:39,563 --> 00:11:41,009
or, like, lava or...
349
00:11:41,088 --> 00:11:42,565
[Door banging]
What do we do?
350
00:11:42,584 --> 00:11:45,043
[Probe beeping]
351
00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:47,495
Wait, what are you doing, you idiots?
352
00:11:47,513 --> 00:11:48,734
Finish them!
[Device beeping]
353
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,614
They're heading down
the South hallway.
354
00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,374
[Beeping faster] They're
heading towards my office!
355
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:54,737
Wait, they're coming for me!
356
00:11:54,743 --> 00:11:56,653
Get here now!
357
00:11:56,813 --> 00:12:00,313
[Probe beeping]
358
00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:24,057
{pub}Damn it!
It's Bill.
359
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,393
We're not getting past him.
360
00:12:25,424 --> 00:12:26,618
He's so deadly.
Look at him.
361
00:12:26,656 --> 00:12:28,006
Ow!
362
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:31,420
Um, mirrors.
363
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,773
If we can find several mirrors...
364
00:12:33,914 --> 00:12:36,326
Shh, Adam.
Trying to come up with an idea here.
365
00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:37,311
Dude!
366
00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:39,686
Hey, have you guys seen Kill Bill?
367
00:12:39,938 --> 00:12:41,482
Volume one or two?
368
00:12:41,517 --> 00:12:42,964
Volume now.
369
00:12:43,232 --> 00:12:45,652
[Shrieking]
370
00:12:48,763 --> 00:12:50,063
Aah!
371
00:12:50,915 --> 00:12:53,415
[Grunting]
372
00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,309
[Screaming]
373
00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:56,567
I got him!
374
00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:58,337
- Bill!
Both:- No!
375
00:12:58,356 --> 00:13:00,482
- Oh, sheesh.
- Ugh.
376
00:13:00,842 --> 00:13:01,715
All right.
377
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,505
Bill! No!
378
00:13:03,536 --> 00:13:04,854
[Overlapping shouting]
379
00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:06,927
Adam, you can't kill them!
380
00:13:06,951 --> 00:13:09,345
Bill, he's still in there.
He's just under mind control.
381
00:13:09,382 --> 00:13:10,394
- Yeah.
- Oh, I thought he...
382
00:13:10,428 --> 00:13:11,771
I thought he was like an evil robot.
383
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:12,765
No! Oh!
384
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:14,190
You didn't know.
He didn't know.
385
00:13:14,202 --> 00:13:16,954
Cyborgs are totally different
than evil robots, okay?
386
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,895
- Think of Robocop, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
387
00:13:18,914 --> 00:13:21,149
He would have those flashbacks
to when he was a man.
388
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:23,091
Oh, so he's actually...
he's half-human.
389
00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:24,463
- Yes, he's still human.
- I killed a human!
390
00:13:24,489 --> 00:13:25,825
- You killed a human, dude.
- Oh, my gosh.
391
00:13:25,843 --> 00:13:28,096
- Oh, sorry, Bill.
- Yeah.
392
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,170
Okay, we hop over the fence.
393
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:32,118
Hop on a plane, if they still exist,
394
00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:34,407
and be the kings
of the Las Vegas strap.
395
00:13:34,425 --> 00:13:36,356
Attention, Jillian and Jet Set,
396
00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:38,373
prepare for orientation.
397
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,863
Your time is now.
398
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,390
Jet and Jill.
399
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,540
You guys, we got to do something.
400
00:13:42,558 --> 00:13:43,754
I know what they're about
to go through.
401
00:13:43,785 --> 00:13:44,704
Uh-uh, no.
402
00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:46,554
This is a trap.
This is trickery!
403
00:13:46,566 --> 00:13:47,966
This is Tomfoolery!
404
00:13:47,991 --> 00:13:49,095
Let's go to Vegas!
405
00:13:49,135 --> 00:13:50,136
[Helicopter blades whirring]
406
00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:51,481
Vegas!
407
00:13:51,525 --> 00:13:55,064
No, don't you see?
This isn't just about saving those guys.
408
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,783
It's about taking back Telamericorp.
409
00:13:57,983 --> 00:14:00,476
Reclaiming the company
that gave us nothing.
410
00:14:00,969 --> 00:14:04,547
It's a dirty job, but...
Somebody's gotta Mike Rowe it.
411
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,217
- Hey, Blake?
- Huh?
412
00:14:06,451 --> 00:14:08,793
Fuck yo speech! Whoo!
413
00:14:08,824 --> 00:14:10,118
- You had to say that.
- Vegas!
414
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,260
No! Aah!
415
00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:13,790
Help!
416
00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:15,708
Adam, I got you!
417
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:19,631
[Both screaming shakily]
418
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:22,408
Oh, I gotta...
I gotta get a gif of this!
419
00:14:22,489 --> 00:14:24,456
- [Screaming]
- Ders... Get... Us... Off!
420
00:14:25,111 --> 00:14:26,845
[Laughs]
Okay, all right.
421
00:14:26,984 --> 00:14:29,886
Ders, get me off!
422
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:32,575
[Both screaming shakily]
423
00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,901
- Oh, my God!
- You think that was funny?
424
00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:35,955
- I'm sorry.
- You think that was...
425
00:14:35,973 --> 00:14:37,146
- let me see it!
- I'm...
426
00:14:37,173 --> 00:14:38,507
- let me see it!
- Sorry.
427
00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:39,782
Aah!
428
00:14:40,007 --> 00:14:41,010
Oh, this is funny.
429
00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:42,401
- Huh? [Laughs]
- This is actually really funny.
430
00:14:42,426 --> 00:14:43,660
- It's pretty funny, right?
- That was good.
431
00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:45,240
- Thank you.
- Okay, all right.
432
00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:46,740
Let's go back and save the day!
433
00:14:46,756 --> 00:14:48,001
End tyranny!
434
00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:49,887
Find the switch for the fence!
435
00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:51,848
Oh, I got a boner for some reason.
436
00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:55,370
All right, now we find Alice,
and we force her to free the people.
437
00:14:55,401 --> 00:14:56,268
- Yep.
- Or...
438
00:14:56,305 --> 00:14:59,753
She forces me to fuck her
or whatever, huh?
439
00:14:59,777 --> 00:15:01,292
No, Adam, we have to stop her, okay?
440
00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:02,427
This ends now.
Come on, let's do this.
441
00:15:02,457 --> 00:15:03,945
Yes, that's a better plan than mine.
442
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,089
Oh, damn.
Jillian's a fembot.
443
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,101
- Really?
- Oh, they all are.
444
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,562
Knuckle up, motherfuggers.
445
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:10,537
Mm, why do you have that?
446
00:15:10,562 --> 00:15:12,111
- Huh? 'Cause.
- Yeah.
447
00:15:12,134 --> 00:15:13,173
- 'Cause why?
- Why?
448
00:15:13,185 --> 00:15:14,637
- It was in my butt, dude.
- That was in his anus.
449
00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:17,053
To study...
Because the, um...
450
00:15:17,336 --> 00:15:20,250
Just go fight your one,
already, please.
451
00:15:20,275 --> 00:15:22,135
- Yeah, go, you got him.
- All right, wish me luck.
452
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,744
- Good luck.
- Whoo!
453
00:15:23,776 --> 00:15:24,736
[Screams]
454
00:15:25,286 --> 00:15:26,404
[Grunts]
455
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:28,297
Whoa.
Whoo!
456
00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:30,373
You are a bitch, cyborg Montez!
457
00:15:30,391 --> 00:15:31,496
You are a bitch!
458
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:32,851
[Screams]
459
00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:33,932
Sorry, Jet Set!
460
00:15:34,287 --> 00:15:35,601
- Yeah!
- Oh!
461
00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:38,164
[Grunting]
462
00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:41,192
- Oh, was that a roundhouse?
- You know it.
463
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:42,853
Whatever happened
to roundhouses, dude?
464
00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:44,146
[Screams]
465
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,153
I don't wanna do this, Jillian.
466
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,035
[Grunts]
467
00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:48,518
- Oh!
- Whoa.
468
00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:51,029
- Oh!
- Blake, stop messing around!
469
00:15:51,049 --> 00:15:52,243
[Tight voice]
I'm not messing around.
470
00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:54,158
She's crushing my testicles.
471
00:15:54,192 --> 00:15:56,570
Ow!
Oh, oh.
472
00:15:56,687 --> 00:15:59,827
Let's see if I can crush
her testicles.
473
00:16:00,646 --> 00:16:02,746
[Grunts]
474
00:16:06,694 --> 00:16:09,732
Oh!
[Choking]
475
00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:12,008
Oh!
Oh, ow.
476
00:16:12,053 --> 00:16:13,305
Swim dive!
477
00:16:13,859 --> 00:16:14,875
Yeah... oh!
478
00:16:14,906 --> 00:16:16,376
[All grunting]
479
00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:19,064
Guys!
The xerox machine.
480
00:16:19,298 --> 00:16:20,383
Copy that.
481
00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:22,150
[Grunts]
482
00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:24,740
Attack!
Now! Eww, oh!
483
00:16:24,962 --> 00:16:25,964
[Grunts]
484
00:16:26,007 --> 00:16:27,531
Come on, Demamp!
485
00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:29,333
Triple dude attack!
[Grunts]
486
00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,594
[Squish]
All: Oh!
487
00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:33,530
Oh, nice.
Come on, let's go!
488
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,486
- All right.
- Oh.
489
00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:38,842
[All panting, grunting]
490
00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:41,575
[Mouth full]
Oh, hi.
491
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,703
Sorry, I was just...
492
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,147
I was just eating.
493
00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:53,704
{pub}All you had to do was
go through orientation.
494
00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:56,412
But no, you had to cause problems.
495
00:16:56,443 --> 00:16:59,968
Yeah, 'cause "cause problems"
is my middle name.
496
00:17:00,148 --> 00:17:02,212
Yeah!
And being a cyborg?
497
00:17:02,243 --> 00:17:03,487
Well, that's overrated.
498
00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:05,234
And that's something
I never thought I'd say.
499
00:17:05,321 --> 00:17:08,407
And we're here to put an end
to the reign of Tina.
500
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:10,819
Good luck with that, stretch.
501
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:13,549
[Beep]
[Energy shimmering]
502
00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:15,926
- All: Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
503
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:17,940
Tom Green!
Wow, really big fan.
504
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,312
- Really big fan.
- I'm a huge fan.
505
00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:21,751
[Metallic voice]
My bum is on the cheese.
506
00:17:21,996 --> 00:17:23,898
- My bum is on the cheese.
- Cyber Tom Green,
507
00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:26,650
that's... that's awesome,
but you need to shut it down.
508
00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:27,817
- Yeah.
- Because soon enough,
509
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,297
the cyborgs,
they're gonna come for you.
510
00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:33,154
These machines would die for me,
because they need me to survive.
511
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:37,207
Oh, what, do you have
a problem with that?
512
00:17:37,236 --> 00:17:38,070
[Scoffs]
513
00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:40,095
Kill them already.
514
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,855
[Energy humming]
515
00:17:44,076 --> 00:17:46,176
All: Oh!
516
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:49,697
- Swedish?
- Something happened.
517
00:17:49,716 --> 00:17:51,528
The machines!
They're taking over!
518
00:17:52,149 --> 00:17:53,830
- Now what are you doing?
- The key card!
519
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:55,589
We've gotta get to the mainframe!
520
00:17:55,598 --> 00:17:56,716
[Grunts]
521
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:57,764
Screw it!
522
00:17:57,788 --> 00:17:59,588
Poor Alice,
she's never gonna bang me.
523
00:18:02,139 --> 00:18:03,606
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
524
00:18:03,993 --> 00:18:05,495
Daddy, would you like some sausages?
525
00:18:05,622 --> 00:18:07,458
Sausages! Sausages!
526
00:18:07,613 --> 00:18:09,449
Get in and barricade the door!
Barricade the door!
527
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:12,172
[All shouting, panting]
528
00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:15,857
'Sup, Tina?
You naughty little computer.
529
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,790
Oh, I'm gonna drain you.
530
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,154
I'm gonna drain you good.
531
00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:23,085
- [Screams]
- Come on!
532
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:24,762
- Shut her down, Demamp!
- There it is!
533
00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:26,197
We can't hold him much longer!
534
00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:28,502
I'm trying!
It's much harder than it looks!
535
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,295
All right, well...
try a "come hither" motion.
536
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:34,011
Oh, I'm "hithering."
Oh, I'm "hithering," baby!
537
00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:34,761
"Hither" harder!
538
00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:38,080
Come on!
You come for me!
539
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:39,829
[Energy hisses]
Both: Oh!
540
00:18:39,864 --> 00:18:40,887
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
541
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,309
Please, not my face!
542
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,685
- Uh, something's happening.
- Something good?
543
00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:48,503
Something... Beautiful!
544
00:18:48,573 --> 00:18:49,633
[Screams]
545
00:18:49,805 --> 00:18:51,474
[Epic music]
546
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:52,809
Oh!
547
00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:55,214
[Screams]
548
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:59,439
Oh, come on!
Oh, oh, oh.
549
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,617
[Panting]
550
00:19:02,202 --> 00:19:05,365
Hey, uh, it's...
it's way over.
551
00:19:05,396 --> 00:19:06,578
- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's...
552
00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:08,201
- Yeah, we did it?
- Yeah. - You got him.
553
00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:09,687
[Laughs]
554
00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:12,153
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
555
00:19:12,305 --> 00:19:14,218
We killed my hero.
556
00:19:14,492 --> 00:19:15,926
[Screams]
[All screaming]
557
00:19:16,037 --> 00:19:17,238
Jeez!
558
00:19:17,778 --> 00:19:19,538
Where am I?
559
00:19:19,914 --> 00:19:22,593
- I don't remember anything.
- Well, uh...
560
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:24,165
- Well, you were a robot...
- Yeah.
561
00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:25,143
And then now you're...
562
00:19:25,149 --> 00:19:26,558
you're just normal-ass Tom Green,
563
00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:28,149
- which is pretty cool.
- Cyborg.
564
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,404
Yeah, and actually...
565
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:30,943
We are your childhood friends.
566
00:19:30,991 --> 00:19:32,234
- So...
- Yep.
567
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:33,625
- Like, your best friends.
- Welcome back.
568
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,304
- Yeah.
- What's up, buddy?
569
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:37,801
- Thanks, guys.
- Yeah, we do what we have to.
570
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:39,987
- Thanks, guys.
- Hey! They're okay!
571
00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:42,972
- Uh-huh.
- [Laughs]
572
00:19:43,132 --> 00:19:44,920
Oh, my God.
We're heroes!
573
00:19:45,032 --> 00:19:46,798
Well, uh, I don't know about that.
574
00:19:46,828 --> 00:19:48,739
- We... we killed Bill, actually.
- Yes.
575
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,793
Very sorry about that.
I did kill Bill.
576
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:51,877
- Murdered.
- That was my bad.
577
00:19:51,902 --> 00:19:52,708
I murdered him.
578
00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:55,750
I actually hope he's banging
Alice's dead body in the afterlife.
579
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,334
[Laughter]
580
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:03,962
"Bang dead Alice"?
581
00:20:04,468 --> 00:20:07,683
- Oh, um... I meant...
- You know what?
582
00:20:07,714 --> 00:20:09,648
Shut up, okay?
Honestly, I think that was
583
00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:11,657
the dumbest story I have ever heard.
584
00:20:11,684 --> 00:20:13,580
I can't believe you let him
tell it for so long.
585
00:20:13,604 --> 00:20:15,835
This is just a prototype
for a pilot program.
586
00:20:15,873 --> 00:20:17,205
We're not gonna
be implementing anything
587
00:20:17,224 --> 00:20:19,300
for, like, another year.
All:- Oh!
588
00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:20,741
Well, you should have
said that right away.
589
00:20:20,766 --> 00:20:23,266
- Yeah, we're gonna quit by then.
- We'll probably be dead by then.
590
00:20:23,299 --> 00:20:25,255
Please, let's just get back
to the phones, now.
591
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,468
- All right.
- All right, I swear to God...
592
00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:29,236
- Dude, I gotta try that!
- Right? That's got to...
593
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,328
[Coughing, choking]
594
00:20:31,353 --> 00:20:32,881
Do not know.
595
00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:34,882
Jillian, are you okay?
596
00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:37,429
- Somebody call 911!
- Are you choking?
597
00:20:37,457 --> 00:20:39,267
- Get out of the way!
- [Coughing]
598
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,209
- Blake!
- [Choking]
599
00:20:41,796 --> 00:20:43,581
- Help her!
- I don't know what to do!
600
00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:46,271
- Somebody help!
- Oh! Oh, God!
601
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:48,035
- [Screams]
- Aah! Aah!
602
00:20:48,335 --> 00:20:51,036
[All screaming]
603
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,462
All right, enough!
604
00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:58,995
God, Blake, do you ever shut up?
605
00:20:59,212 --> 00:21:04,212
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