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Previously on Californication...
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I want some fucking girls
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and some fucking drugs!
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Drugs!
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I decided to go abroad
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for an indeterminate amount
of time.
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I want to make
a literary pilgrimage.
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How did you even know
where I was just now?
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Oh, I tracked your iPhone.
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That's really fuckin' weird,
Ophelia.
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You know, chlorine kills
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99.9% of the sperm,
right?
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Fine, I'll get a condom.
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Hank, what's up?
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Aah!
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I want you to meet Gabriel.
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- Oh.
Both: [Gasp]
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You were getting
sucked off by your sponsor.
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Our daughter wants to go
on a literary pilgrimage,
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and what kind
of malignant fucking asshole
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wouldn't indulge
that sort of behavior?
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I think we should let her go.
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What are you gonna do?
You gonna slap me again?
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[Taser buzzes] Aah!
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Ow!
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Woman, you are
a fucking fruitcake.
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[Taser buzzes]
Oh, my God!
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Ophelia!
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I had to create Atticus Fetch,
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and now I have to kill him
before he kills me.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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[Breathes deeply]
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[Growls]
[Door closes]
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Well, that was a short-lived
mid-life career change.
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We're foreplaying here,
Charlie.
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Not anymore.
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Charlie Runkle,
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more irritating
than shit on a shoe.
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Atticus has quit the business.
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Yay!
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His wife is divorcing him.
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He's pulling out
of the musical.
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He's cancelling his world tour.
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Bummer.
Both of those disappointed fans.
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Fuck the fans, Hank.
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This is gonna cost him
tens of millions of dollars.
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But no, no, no.
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He wants to concentrate
on his sobriety
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and enlightenment.
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He's at fucking Happy Endings!
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- Listen, do you think maybe--
- No, Charlie.
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You don't even know
what I'm about to say.
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You were gonna ask me
to go talk to him for you.
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- Would ya, Hank, please?
- No, can't do it.
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- Won't do it.
- Of course he will.
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- We'll talk to him.
- What the--why, woman?
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Because Happy Endings
is no place
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for anyone's sobriety
or enlightenment.
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That's what I said,
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and you negged me
for being negative.
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Well, who's being negative now?
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I'm not sure.
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Atticus Fetch made
some great fucking music
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at one time.
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And if you were great once,
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you can be great again.
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Come on.
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Let's help this Phoenix
rise from the ashes.
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- It'll be so much fun.
- [Sighs]
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I promise.
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[Giggles]
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Oh, God!
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I feel so inspired.
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I'm gonna go jerk off.
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- Run, save yourself.
- Oh, come on.
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That shit'll stain your ears.
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I can't unhear
that kind of shit.
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Ahh.
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[Moaning]
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Whoo!
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[Upbeat music]
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♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[burps]
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Quiet, please.
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- I'm in the gap.
- Oh, that's cool.
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Can you pick me up a polo
and a pair of chinos?
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I'll pay you back.
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The gap is the space
between my thoughts, Hank.
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Oh, so you're forgoing
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millions of quatloos
to explore your mental taint?
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I don't wanna
make music anymore.
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What's the fucking point,
really?
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I just want to--
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I just wanna garden.
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How are you gonna keep
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Air Force 69 in the sky
gardening?
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I'll fly coach--
business.
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That is if I fly at all
anymore.
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I-I don't see why I
would ever leave this place.
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What about the fans?
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[Exhales]
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What fans?
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You said it yourself, Hank.
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I'm a fuckin' dinosaur.
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Yeah, but dinosaurs are cool.
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You've seen a velociraptor,
right?
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It's pretty bad-ass.
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Atticus, you're one
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of the most iconic artists
in rock history.
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You're just going
through a blue period.
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I appreciate it, dear girl.
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But I should've done
the world a favor
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and died young.
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Flash him.
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Mm.
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I'm sorry, I find no joy
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in objectifying women anymore.
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It's not fun, and it's not fun.
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This is worse than I thought.
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[Clears throat]
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Your tits are powerless.
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You're upsetting him.
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What are you talking about?
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The guy's practically
lobotomized.
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I said that you
could visit with him,
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but you're getting him
all riled up.
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He's very fragile right now.
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Which is the perfect time
for you
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to swoop in and get
all blowjobby with him.
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You should thank me.
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Speaking of such things,
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do you have any idea
where Richard is?
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- Didn't you go to Fist?
- I did, yes.
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And they said that he
doesn't work there anymore.
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Oh.
Nice place, huh?
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Like Disneyland.
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Hmm. You're a complicated
individual, aren't you?
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The heart wants, Hank.
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- Gabriel?
- Yes?
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This encounter
has left me feeling
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like I'd really like
to use some drugs right now.
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Well, Hank has that effect
on people.
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Let's talk about it
in my office.
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Leave, now.
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You gotta quit cogitating,
bitch.
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Becca is gonna be fine.
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Road trip is a rite of passage.
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You gotta have a little faith
in the girl.
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Don't say that word,
"Faith."
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Oh, Jesus, trouble walking.
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Look away. Look away.
Look away.
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Ladies?
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O-phelia.
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What's up, crazy?
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Uh, I would like to invite you
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to my house for lunch.
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Oh, God.
You know what?
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I-I gotta--
I gotta help my daughter.
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She's going on a road trip.
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Yeah, I-I wasn't
inviting you, Karen.
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Oh.
Okay.
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Um--
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- What--
- Good luck.
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- Oh, it's like that?
- Yeah, I think--
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Yeah.
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I have never been able
to penetrate
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that woman's dysfunctional
relationship to men.
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She is just a lost cause.
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But you--
[Sighs]
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You are still impressionable.
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And I owe you a big apology.
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Hey, you know what, O?
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Just--let's forgive
and forget.
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Please, Marcy.
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I-I really wanna
make it up to you.
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You know, I-I don't
wanna leave it like this.
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I really don't, please.
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Pretty please?
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I know where you live, Marcy.
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[Chuckles]
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That's why it's so important
to live first.
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Write later.
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Pen, paper, laptop--
that shit doesn't matter.
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The only tool you need
is right here
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between your legs.
[All giggling]
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Use it every chance you get.
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Do not deny yourself, children.
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Follow every instinct,
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then sit down
and write about it.
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But do not get up
until you expose yourself.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Thank you, children.
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Thank you.
Go forth. Go forth.
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[Cheers and applause]
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- Batesy!
- Oh, my God, Hank!
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- How you doing, Batesy?
- Oh!
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Thank you for that.
That was lovely.
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- Wow.
- Batesy, this is Faith.
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- Batesy, Faith.
- Faith.
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- Hello.
- What a beauty you are.
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Um, he's very friendly,
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- super handsy.
- He's a friendly boy.
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Look at you two.
Look at you two.
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Dr. Kinsey
would be very confused
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by my meter reading right now.
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- That's--that's a compliment.
- Hmm.
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Oh, these
are my teaching assistants
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Rodrigo and Gabriela.
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You know, give us a moment,
kittens, go warm the bed.
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Unless, of course,
you two care to join us.
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- No.
- Rain check, yeah.
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We have no time
for your pansexual shenanigans.
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- Little time crunch.
- We have a favor to ask though.
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Oh, anything, you know that.
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We need to sneak some drugs
into rehab.
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That sounds fun.
How can I help?
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You can distract Gabriel.
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Gabriel, oh, my gosh,
that dear boy.
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That does sound
like an adventure.
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Let's do it.
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Listen, once again, Marcy,
I apologize.
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My behavior was childish
and uncalled for.
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You know what, man?
It's okay.
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There was no permanent damage.
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And at the very least,
it was funny
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watching Runks
piss himself, right?
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[Chuckles]
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Marcy?
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I have a confession to make.
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I'm scared.
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[Exhales] Don't be.
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If you could look
into my heart right now--
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if you could see
the expansive feelings
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that I have for you,
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um, you wouldn't be afraid.
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Well, when you put it that way,
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I think I'd be
fuckin' terrified.
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Don't you dare belittle me!
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Okay, you know,
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probably time
for me to go, Ophelia.
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- Wait, don't.
- Thanks for the grub.
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Please.
Please, don't.
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[Sighs] I'm sorry, Ophelia,
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but you're just
a wee bit too intense for me.
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I know, I know.
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It's this lifestyle
that I've chosen for myself.
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I'm so lonely.
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Well, I hate to say it,
Ophelia,
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but methinks
you need to get laid.
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I think you're right.
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Well, that's so great.
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Let me set you up with someone.
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What about Stu?
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Dude's a sweetheart,
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and he's hung
like a fuckin' hog.
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And he's got big balls.
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Marcy, that is disgusting!
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And he cheated on you.
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Yeah, he cheated on me,
not you.
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[Sighs] Oh,
you are not getting the point.
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I want you.
263
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,970
Okay.
Okay.
264
00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:26,838
So you are a dyke.
265
00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:28,240
Why didn't you say so?
266
00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:29,741
I am totally cool
with that shit.
267
00:10:29,775 --> 00:10:31,743
I'm not a lesbian, Marcy.
268
00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:36,214
I just love you.
269
00:10:36,249 --> 00:10:38,717
[Sighs] Oh, fucksticks.
270
00:10:38,751 --> 00:10:40,619
I want you
to be my first, Marcy--
271
00:10:40,653 --> 00:10:41,853
aside from the Puerto Rican
272
00:10:41,921 --> 00:10:43,955
who fouled my anus
when I was 23.
273
00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,390
Okay, that's...
[Chuckles]
274
00:10:45,424 --> 00:10:47,192
really flattering, Ophelia.
275
00:10:47,226 --> 00:10:49,261
And I've been with women.
276
00:10:49,328 --> 00:10:51,263
And that can be really hot
and everything,
277
00:10:51,297 --> 00:10:54,366
but I just don't think
that you and me
278
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,035
have that kind of chemistry.
279
00:10:57,069 --> 00:10:59,604
Well, that's disappointing.
280
00:10:59,639 --> 00:11:01,740
So you'll just spread your legs
281
00:11:01,774 --> 00:11:03,808
for every snake in the garden,
282
00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:05,744
but you won't even consider
283
00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:09,848
my precious flower?
284
00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:12,217
Yeah, pretty much.
285
00:11:12,251 --> 00:11:15,887
Sorry.
286
00:11:15,922 --> 00:11:18,256
Wait, Marcy, it's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.
287
00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:19,991
I understand.
288
00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:22,327
You do?
289
00:11:22,361 --> 00:11:24,562
I'm glad.
Okay.
290
00:11:24,597 --> 00:11:27,399
Okay, so, um,
thank you for coming.
291
00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:28,967
Okay.
292
00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:31,670
And let's do this again.
293
00:11:31,704 --> 00:11:34,005
Sure.
Thank you.
294
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,875
[Taser buzzes]
[Grunts]
295
00:11:39,312 --> 00:11:42,013
I've got you, my darling.
296
00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,415
For God's sake,
297
00:11:43,449 --> 00:11:44,816
put them in the right order
this time.
298
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,351
Red, pink, red, pink.
299
00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:47,686
And you can just bend over,
300
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:48,687
and you can plant
those impatiens.
301
00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:49,955
That's great.
302
00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:51,156
Maybe pull some
of those weeds out--
303
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,691
[Clears throat]
304
00:11:52,725 --> 00:11:54,693
No, no, no, no, no.
You need to leave now.
305
00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:56,695
You are endangering
the sober happiness
306
00:11:56,729 --> 00:11:59,030
of everyone--
Richard!
307
00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:01,099
Gabriel, my dear boy.
308
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:03,601
I feel like a child
on Christmas morning.
309
00:12:03,636 --> 00:12:04,869
Thank you so much, Hank!
310
00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:06,471
You're welcome, Gaby baby.
311
00:12:06,505 --> 00:12:08,273
We just need to go talk
to Atticus for a minute.
312
00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:09,507
Yeah, sure,
do whatever you want.
313
00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:10,875
Thank you.
314
00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:12,610
- Come to papa.
- Ahh.
315
00:12:12,645 --> 00:12:14,179
Come to papa.
316
00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:17,449
[Smacks lips] Shoo.
317
00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,551
Ahh.
318
00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:21,386
[TV turns on]
319
00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:24,622
- [Chuckles]
- Ooh.
320
00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:26,191
[Sighs] Ahh, yes.
321
00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:27,559
[Clears throat]
322
00:12:27,593 --> 00:12:29,894
It's been too long, my friend.
323
00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:31,296
[Cell phone chimes]
324
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:35,300
[Girls giggling on TV]
325
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:37,135
Ugh.
Now what?
326
00:12:39,338 --> 00:12:40,705
[Gasps] Hank!
327
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,841
Hello, rapist.
We meet again.
328
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,709
- Ahh!
- Hey, whoa.
329
00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:46,644
Feed me
some fucking inches, dude,
330
00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,680
- right fucking now.
- Aah, no.
331
00:12:48,714 --> 00:12:50,148
Tweaker chick, be cool.
332
00:12:50,182 --> 00:12:52,050
What are you looking at,
skank, huh?
333
00:12:52,084 --> 00:12:53,351
You think
you're better than me?
334
00:12:53,386 --> 00:12:54,986
No, no, not better,
just different.
335
00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:56,688
I'll poke your eyes out
and do a puppet show
336
00:12:56,722 --> 00:12:58,890
- with your balls, bitch.
- That's sweet.
337
00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:00,825
Your mother
sucks cocks in hell.
338
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:03,061
[Squealing] I love you.
339
00:13:07,299 --> 00:13:09,267
We'd like to speak with you
privately.
340
00:13:09,301 --> 00:13:11,102
Anything you have to say to me
341
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:12,904
can be said
in front of the group.
342
00:13:12,938 --> 00:13:15,440
These people are my friends,
343
00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:19,010
fellow soldiers in the war
against substance abuse.
344
00:13:19,078 --> 00:13:20,845
Not this.
345
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,381
Then I'm afraid you won't
be talking to me today.
346
00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:34,092
[Screams]
347
00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:40,932
[Indistinct yelling]
348
00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:42,967
Get off of me,
you fucking fucks.
349
00:13:43,002 --> 00:13:44,903
- Stop, wait.
- This is so mean.
350
00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:46,604
Why are you doing this to me?
351
00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:47,939
What happened to you, man?
352
00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:49,641
You used to be
decadence incarnate.
353
00:13:49,675 --> 00:13:51,209
Yeah, well,
but look where that got me.
354
00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:53,611
My immortal beloved left me.
355
00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:55,213
No, she left you
because you wouldn't stop
356
00:13:55,247 --> 00:13:56,381
fucking other women.
357
00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:57,816
The drugs made me do it!
358
00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,551
No, the drugs did not
make you do it.
359
00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:01,086
- You made you do it.
- [Whimpers]
360
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,921
Me made me do that.
[Crying]
361
00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:05,557
Me made me do it.
362
00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,959
Atticus, there is nothing wrong
363
00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:09,828
with a little recreational
occasional drug use
364
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,262
or fucking anyone that wants
365
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,964
to fuck you right back.
366
00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:15,300
You are a rock star.
367
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:18,736
You deserve it and more.
368
00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:21,339
You have my attention.
369
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:25,210
I've looked up to you
for years, Atticus.
370
00:14:25,244 --> 00:14:27,579
I'm quite possibly
your biggest fan.
371
00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:29,948
In fact, I was just about
to hit the road
372
00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:32,016
and follow you
from show to show.
373
00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:33,918
This is not just about me.
374
00:14:33,953 --> 00:14:35,653
Think of all the fans
out there.
375
00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:37,422
We have tickets to your shows.
376
00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:38,957
And we've been staying up late
every night,
377
00:14:38,991 --> 00:14:41,292
wondering what it'll be like
to see you live.
378
00:14:41,327 --> 00:14:43,361
What song will he open with?
379
00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:45,930
What will the stage look like?
380
00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:48,366
Well, I'm opening
for Marilyn Manson,
381
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,468
so it won't be
as elaborate as usual.
382
00:14:50,503 --> 00:14:51,970
Hey, that's a killer
double bill.
383
00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:53,671
Technically
we're co-headlining.
384
00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:55,106
But he closes the show
every night,
385
00:14:55,174 --> 00:14:56,774
which makes him the headliner.
386
00:14:56,809 --> 00:14:58,977
I remember when that
cocky teabagging motherfucker
387
00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:00,612
opened for me.
388
00:15:00,646 --> 00:15:02,046
Use this as an opportunity
389
00:15:02,081 --> 00:15:04,115
to show these kids
how it's done.
390
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,583
Don't be a fucking quitter.
391
00:15:05,618 --> 00:15:07,051
It's unbecoming.
392
00:15:07,086 --> 00:15:09,988
Call it a comeback.
393
00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:15,660
Oh, child.
394
00:15:15,694 --> 00:15:17,996
Tell me, what song
would you like me to open with?
395
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:22,534
What would please you,
sweet, sweet child?
396
00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:24,669
[Mumbles]Step and Fetch It.
397
00:15:24,703 --> 00:15:26,471
Step and Fetch It.
398
00:15:26,505 --> 00:15:27,505
Well, obviously.
399
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:28,973
All: Obviously.
400
00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:30,542
Come on.
That's a no-brainer.
401
00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:32,710
You guys are making
a lot of sense right now.
402
00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:35,046
I'm not sure if I'm ready
to sacrifice
403
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,215
my hard-won sobriety
just yet,
404
00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:41,319
but we should talk further...
405
00:15:41,353 --> 00:15:43,922
over a glass of wine.
406
00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:46,224
[Doorbell rings]
407
00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:50,595
What is it, pig?
408
00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:53,498
- Is Marcy here?
- No.
409
00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:55,266
Are you sure?
Because--
410
00:15:55,301 --> 00:15:57,368
She was here.
She was, okay?
411
00:15:57,403 --> 00:15:58,903
She left, ten minutes ago.
412
00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:02,106
Okay, well, uh...
413
00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:05,076
her car is still here.
414
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:09,180
[Laughter]
415
00:16:09,215 --> 00:16:10,582
Okay, I give up.
416
00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,116
I'm done lying.
417
00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:13,718
[Laughs]
418
00:16:13,752 --> 00:16:15,720
Come in.
419
00:16:15,754 --> 00:16:18,089
You're not gonna
tase me again, are you?
420
00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:20,158
No, of course not.
421
00:16:22,228 --> 00:16:23,861
[Taser buzzes]
422
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,368
[Knock at door]
423
00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:32,403
What is it?
I'm in the middle of something.
424
00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:35,273
You have to see this
for yourself, sir.
425
00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:40,812
Can't imagine
what the commotion is.
426
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:42,714
[Snorting]
427
00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:48,086
[Indistinct chatter]
428
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,122
Jesus on the mount!
Somebody call the police!
429
00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:52,490
Oh, nonsense, son.
430
00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:55,793
When in Rome.
431
00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:57,161
[Snorting]
432
00:16:57,196 --> 00:16:58,696
Come on, Gaby baby,
433
00:16:58,731 --> 00:17:00,098
all the cool kids are doing it.
434
00:17:00,132 --> 00:17:02,000
Ahh.
435
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,137
Hello.
436
00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:08,406
It's the right thing
to do, Gabriel.
437
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,807
Just treat yourself.
438
00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:11,476
You've been a good boy, kitten.
439
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:14,779
You've been a very good boy.
440
00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:17,115
Take a bite out of that peach.
441
00:17:17,149 --> 00:17:20,118
Let the juice
dribble down your chin.
442
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,622
Mmm.
443
00:17:29,528 --> 00:17:31,729
Come on.
444
00:17:39,071 --> 00:17:41,739
[Snorting]
445
00:17:46,812 --> 00:17:48,279
Ahh.
446
00:17:48,347 --> 00:17:52,950
[Cheers and applause]
447
00:17:52,985 --> 00:17:56,387
Boys and girls, meet Ginger.
448
00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:59,524
- Ahh, Ginger!
- ♪ Eat my peach
449
00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:01,793
[snapping fingers]
♪ Blow on my dice
450
00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:06,564
[groaning]
451
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:11,169
Marcy?
452
00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:12,870
Marcy, are you okay?
453
00:18:12,905 --> 00:18:14,339
[Sighs]
454
00:18:14,373 --> 00:18:15,673
Yeah.
455
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,508
I'm fine.
456
00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:19,977
It's just I'm really pissed
at the crazy bitch.
457
00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:22,213
That tasing shit
really fuckin' hurts.
458
00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:25,683
I know, right?
This is my third time.
459
00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:27,585
[Sighs]
460
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,658
Thanks for coming
to get me, Runks.
461
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:36,494
Of course.
I got your text.
462
00:18:36,528 --> 00:18:38,396
I really freaked out.
463
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:40,732
Well, I guess
with all this time
464
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:43,267
and all the punani in between,
465
00:18:43,302 --> 00:18:44,535
you still love me, huh?
466
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:48,206
Yes, I do.
Very much so.
467
00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:53,811
And I guess I still love you,
468
00:18:53,846 --> 00:18:56,714
- you dumb fuck.
- Whoa, stop the clock. You do?
469
00:18:56,749 --> 00:18:58,716
[Sighs]
470
00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:00,518
After we called it quits,
471
00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:02,286
things got all weird
and pear-shaped.
472
00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:06,090
And then I took that crazy
fucking detour with Stu.
473
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,126
And we had some good times,
474
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,163
but nothing felt right
ever since.
475
00:19:12,231 --> 00:19:15,333
That's exactly how I feel.
476
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:17,702
And you're right, you know?
It was fun.
477
00:19:17,736 --> 00:19:19,816
Because, man, I mean,
some of the sex that I've had--
478
00:19:19,838 --> 00:19:23,241
Don't! Don't!
Don't press your luck, Charlie.
479
00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,276
Right.
Right, sorry.
480
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:30,047
[Laughs]
And this little piggy had none.
481
00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:32,917
Aah! No!
482
00:19:32,951 --> 00:19:35,319
- No!
- Ophelia! Ophelia!
483
00:19:35,354 --> 00:19:37,989
Why the fuck
did you chain me up
484
00:19:38,023 --> 00:19:39,390
next to this fucking worm?
485
00:19:39,425 --> 00:19:41,325
You know that I hate
his fucking guts.
486
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,662
Oh, Marcy.
That's the spirit!
487
00:19:44,696 --> 00:19:45,963
You know what?
488
00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:47,665
I was gonna fuckin' chop off
489
00:19:47,699 --> 00:19:50,501
his pathetic, little
fuckin' excuse for a penis
490
00:19:50,536 --> 00:19:52,837
and feed it to my cats.
491
00:19:52,871 --> 00:19:54,472
But maybe you should do it.
492
00:19:54,506 --> 00:19:55,907
Yeah, maybe I should.
493
00:19:55,941 --> 00:19:57,508
I'll cut it off.
I'll eat it myself.
494
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:58,910
- Oh!
- Okay?
495
00:19:58,944 --> 00:20:00,144
I got a better idea.
496
00:20:00,179 --> 00:20:01,979
Let's make soup out of it.
497
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:04,849
- Fuck yeah, cock soup!
- Yeah.
498
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:06,350
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, okay.
499
00:20:06,385 --> 00:20:09,654
- Okay, okay.
- Okay.
500
00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:12,490
- There you go.
- Oh, yeah, okay.
501
00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:14,625
That's great.
That's really...
502
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,694
- Good!
- [Grunts] Ow!
503
00:20:16,728 --> 00:20:18,296
I'm not gonna cut his dick off,
504
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,630
you crazy bitch.
505
00:20:19,665 --> 00:20:21,365
And being a fucking feminist
506
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,802
is not about castrating men,
you kooky cunt.
507
00:20:24,837 --> 00:20:27,371
It's about learning to coexist
508
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,006
with these dumb fucks.
509
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:32,677
And sucking a dick
every once in a while
510
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:36,347
is not about surrendering
your fuckin' sheness--
511
00:20:36,381 --> 00:20:38,716
which isn't even a word.
512
00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:42,153
And your books are unreadable.
513
00:20:42,187 --> 00:20:44,555
That was
a very beautiful speech, Marcy.
514
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:46,824
You're a very strong
and beautiful woman.
515
00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:49,994
And you should be fuckin' lucky
516
00:20:50,028 --> 00:20:53,331
you made any cash
off of them at all.
517
00:20:53,365 --> 00:20:54,565
[Taser buzzes]
Oh, fuck!
518
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,068
That fuckin' hurts!
519
00:20:57,102 --> 00:20:58,836
Damn it!
[Taser buzzes]
520
00:20:58,871 --> 00:21:00,238
[Grunts]
521
00:21:00,272 --> 00:21:03,207
Oh, Jesus, that was fun.
522
00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:06,043
[Panting]
Oh, my God.
523
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:07,378
Can I try?
524
00:21:07,412 --> 00:21:09,714
- No!
- What?
525
00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:11,048
Okay, just once.
526
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,284
We don't wanna kill her.
527
00:21:13,352 --> 00:21:15,086
Just do one more--
[Taser buzzes]
528
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,521
- Okay!
- Whoo-hoo!
529
00:21:16,555 --> 00:21:18,189
- That is a lot of fun.
- It worked.
530
00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:19,357
That's why I'm gonna
do it one more time.
531
00:21:19,391 --> 00:21:20,992
On the toe.
[Taser buzzes]
532
00:21:21,026 --> 00:21:22,426
[Laughter]
533
00:21:22,461 --> 00:21:24,262
♪ That deaf, dumb, and blind kid ♪
534
00:21:24,296 --> 00:21:28,266
♪ sure plays a mean pinball ♪
535
00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:33,471
♪ Hey, hey
536
00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:35,506
♪ he is a pinball wizard ♪
537
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:37,208
♪ there's got to be a twist ♪
538
00:21:37,242 --> 00:21:39,176
♪ he's a pinball wizard
539
00:21:39,211 --> 00:21:43,548
♪ he's got
such a supple wrist ♪
540
00:21:43,582 --> 00:21:45,049
♪ ah
541
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:47,752
♪ How do you think he does it? ♪
542
00:21:47,786 --> 00:21:49,220
I don't know.
543
00:21:49,254 --> 00:21:50,721
♪ Yeah, what made him
so good? ♪
544
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:53,958
What happened to you guys?
545
00:21:53,992 --> 00:21:54,959
Whoo!
546
00:21:54,993 --> 00:21:57,428
Ophelia Robins chained me
547
00:21:57,462 --> 00:21:59,263
to a radiator in my prannies.
548
00:21:59,298 --> 00:22:00,798
- What?
- Excellent, continue.
549
00:22:00,832 --> 00:22:04,368
And then Runks
rescued me--kinda, sorta.
550
00:22:04,403 --> 00:22:06,604
- Oh, that is so romantic.
- [Laughs] Oh.
551
00:22:06,638 --> 00:22:08,773
- My man.
- I know, right?
552
00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:10,875
And--
553
00:22:10,909 --> 00:22:12,443
we're getting married!
554
00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:13,844
- No!
- The Runkles!
555
00:22:13,879 --> 00:22:15,746
- Well, remarried.
- No, you're not.
556
00:22:15,781 --> 00:22:17,548
I need you on tour with me,
you motherfucker.
557
00:22:17,616 --> 00:22:19,717
- I thought the tour was off.
- Not anymore.
558
00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:21,819
I'm back on drugs,
and I'm better than ever.
559
00:22:21,853 --> 00:22:23,387
Yeah, he is!
560
00:22:23,422 --> 00:22:25,823
I-I don't know
what the fuck I was thinking.
561
00:22:25,857 --> 00:22:28,893
So I will take a day off
to get remarried.
562
00:22:28,927 --> 00:22:31,062
No. I tell you
what I will do though,
563
00:22:31,096 --> 00:22:32,964
for both of you,
564
00:22:33,031 --> 00:22:34,966
I'll fuckin' marry you fuckers
565
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,368
on the stage, at the Greek!
566
00:22:37,436 --> 00:22:38,836
I'm a licensed minister.
567
00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,538
Of course you are.
568
00:22:40,572 --> 00:22:42,506
What do you think?
569
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:45,242
Fuck yeah.
Why not?
570
00:22:45,277 --> 00:22:46,944
And then you can bring
your spunky, little fuck bunny
571
00:22:46,979 --> 00:22:49,013
up on the road with us,
and I can finish eating
572
00:22:49,047 --> 00:22:51,749
that chocolate bar out of
her sweet, little, girly bits.
573
00:22:51,783 --> 00:22:52,984
- Okay.
- It's good to be the king!
574
00:22:53,051 --> 00:22:54,285
- Okay.
- Whoo-hoo!
575
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,087
- You guys are coming, right?
- What?
576
00:22:56,121 --> 00:22:57,455
On tour.
577
00:22:57,489 --> 00:22:59,123
We gotta keep writing
this musical.
578
00:22:59,157 --> 00:23:01,158
I write incredibly well
on tour.
579
00:23:01,193 --> 00:23:02,860
I find it inspiring.
580
00:23:02,894 --> 00:23:04,695
Sounds like an adventure.
581
00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,964
Think about it,
and then say yes.
582
00:23:06,999 --> 00:23:09,967
I'm gonna go to bed and show
this dedicated fan girl
583
00:23:10,002 --> 00:23:13,537
what it's like to be penetrated
by a ginger God.
584
00:23:13,572 --> 00:23:14,805
No, you are gonna see
what it's like
585
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,774
to get raped by a tweaker!
586
00:23:16,808 --> 00:23:19,010
- Watch that, shit's intense.
- Holy shit.
587
00:23:19,044 --> 00:23:20,324
One of us
is gonna bleed tonight,
588
00:23:20,345 --> 00:23:21,846
and I ain't gonna be me.
589
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,482
I can hardly wait.
590
00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:38,529
I'm gonna miss you, squirt.
[Kisses]
591
00:23:38,563 --> 00:23:40,731
I'll miss you too, dad.
592
00:23:40,766 --> 00:23:43,167
- But it's time to go.
- Yeah.
593
00:23:43,201 --> 00:23:44,568
I need a change of scenery.
594
00:23:44,603 --> 00:23:45,836
I know that feeling.
595
00:23:45,871 --> 00:23:47,605
So hit the road.
596
00:23:47,639 --> 00:23:49,240
What's keeping you?
597
00:23:49,274 --> 00:23:51,308
The truth?
598
00:23:51,343 --> 00:23:53,044
I guess I'm always hoping
that your mom
599
00:23:53,111 --> 00:23:56,247
will take me back,
give me another chance.
600
00:23:56,281 --> 00:23:58,382
Maybe that's your problem, dad.
601
00:23:58,417 --> 00:24:01,085
You see it as winning her back.
602
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,387
But there's no winning
in this game.
603
00:24:03,422 --> 00:24:06,557
You're not some white knight
on a steed.
604
00:24:06,591 --> 00:24:09,427
She's not
some fairy tale princess.
605
00:24:09,461 --> 00:24:13,164
She's just
as fucked up as you are...
606
00:24:13,198 --> 00:24:15,366
and just as incredible.
607
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,767
You know what's funny?
608
00:24:16,802 --> 00:24:18,102
What?
609
00:24:18,136 --> 00:24:19,737
You talk a good game
about living,
610
00:24:19,771 --> 00:24:21,372
loving and fucking
and fighting,
611
00:24:21,406 --> 00:24:23,040
but this whole time,
612
00:24:23,075 --> 00:24:25,543
I've only seen you
with that guy--
613
00:24:25,577 --> 00:24:27,511
troll doll.
614
00:24:27,546 --> 00:24:30,948
Yeah, I can't seem
to scrape him off my shoe.
615
00:24:30,982 --> 00:24:33,150
Uh-oh, that's like the beginning
616
00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:36,120
to every great love story
I know.
617
00:24:36,154 --> 00:24:41,258
He's one of the good guys, dad.
618
00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,860
He told me he loved me
last night.
619
00:24:42,894 --> 00:24:44,428
Of course he did.
620
00:24:44,463 --> 00:24:47,465
What took him so long?
621
00:24:49,901 --> 00:24:51,781
Does she have any allergies
I should know about?
622
00:24:51,803 --> 00:24:55,773
Uh, penicillin and lameness.
623
00:24:55,807 --> 00:24:57,074
I know I've failed to make
624
00:24:57,109 --> 00:24:58,442
an excellent impression
on you, sir.
625
00:24:58,477 --> 00:24:59,844
Yeah.
626
00:24:59,878 --> 00:25:01,879
But I really do
enjoy your daughter.
627
00:25:01,913 --> 00:25:03,647
I'm sorry.
"Enjoy" sounds dirty.
628
00:25:03,682 --> 00:25:05,716
And I do enjoy her in that way,
you know, like, sexually.
629
00:25:05,784 --> 00:25:07,451
No.
No, no, no.
630
00:25:07,486 --> 00:25:09,086
But I'm really talking
about the other way, you know?
631
00:25:09,121 --> 00:25:10,654
Like, I love her brain.
632
00:25:10,689 --> 00:25:13,124
She's better than me
and smarter than me.
633
00:25:13,158 --> 00:25:15,226
And I'd like to support
and nurture that
634
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,928
for as long as she'll let me.
635
00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:20,164
Sorry, I guess this is just
my long-winded way of saying
636
00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:23,567
I'll take very good care
of your daughter, sir.
637
00:25:23,602 --> 00:25:29,507
♪ Broken skyline
movin' through the airport ♪
638
00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:33,110
I'm gonna miss you so much.
639
00:25:33,145 --> 00:25:35,446
You better, or I'll rip
that stupid fucking hair
640
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,314
- right out of your head.
- [Gasps]
641
00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:38,315
[Laughs]
642
00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:41,986
I'm so proud of you.
643
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:45,556
♪
644
00:25:45,624 --> 00:25:49,260
♪ Broken skyline
645
00:25:49,294 --> 00:25:53,097
♪ which way
to love land? ♪
646
00:25:53,131 --> 00:25:57,168
♪ which way
to something better? ♪
647
00:25:57,202 --> 00:25:59,003
♪ which way
to forgiveness? ♪
648
00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:01,172
Don't stand still.
649
00:26:01,239 --> 00:26:03,541
Keep moving.
650
00:26:07,512 --> 00:26:11,549
♪ It's time to move on ♪
651
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,850
[Engine starts]
652
00:26:12,884 --> 00:26:15,452
♪ Get going
653
00:26:15,487 --> 00:26:17,021
♪ what lies ahead
654
00:26:17,055 --> 00:26:21,091
♪ we don't have no way of knowing ♪
655
00:26:21,126 --> 00:26:23,027
♪
656
00:26:23,061 --> 00:26:27,031
♪ under my feet, babe ♪
657
00:26:27,065 --> 00:26:31,202
♪ grass is growing, yeah ♪
658
00:26:31,236 --> 00:26:34,872
♪ it's time to move on ♪
659
00:26:34,906 --> 00:26:38,242
[Sighs]
You wanna take a walk?
660
00:26:38,276 --> 00:26:41,011
No.
[Crying]
661
00:26:41,046 --> 00:26:43,881
I just wanna go back
to my empty nest and cry.
662
00:26:43,915 --> 00:26:45,716
- You want company?
- No.
663
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:47,751
I think I need a solo cry.
664
00:26:47,786 --> 00:26:52,489
Oh, that sounds kinda
like code for rubbin' one out.
665
00:26:52,524 --> 00:26:56,026
I'm sorry, I'm just--I'm just
trying to keep it light.
666
00:26:56,061 --> 00:26:59,430
[Sighs] I just
can't believe she's gone.
667
00:26:59,464 --> 00:27:01,498
She's not really gone, Karen.
668
00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,067
She wants to be a writer,
669
00:27:03,101 --> 00:27:04,702
which means
she's gonna be unemployed
670
00:27:04,736 --> 00:27:06,270
for the next decade.
671
00:27:06,304 --> 00:27:07,605
And then she's gonna have
to move back home
672
00:27:07,639 --> 00:27:10,341
with one of us, preferably you.
673
00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:13,377
[Sighs] Good.
674
00:27:13,411 --> 00:27:18,549
Watching her go,
I don't know, it kinda--
675
00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:21,719
it kinda feels like
the end of something.
676
00:27:21,753 --> 00:27:25,389
It makes you wonder.
677
00:27:25,423 --> 00:27:26,035
About?
678
00:27:31,129 --> 00:27:32,563
If she was the only thing
679
00:27:32,597 --> 00:27:34,615
that was still keeping us
together.
680
00:27:36,668 --> 00:27:39,370
♪ Breaking up a dogfight ♪
681
00:27:39,404 --> 00:27:44,441
♪ like a deer
in the headlights ♪
682
00:27:44,476 --> 00:27:48,145
♪ frozen in real time ♪
683
00:27:48,179 --> 00:27:51,148
♪ I'm losin' my mind
684
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:58,989
♪ time to move on
685
00:27:59,024 --> 00:28:02,326
♪ to get going
686
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,528
♪ what lies ahead
687
00:28:04,562 --> 00:28:10,401
♪ we don't have
no way of knowing ♪
688
00:28:10,435 --> 00:28:14,438
♪ under my feet, babe ♪
689
00:28:14,472 --> 00:28:24,568
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