1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,283 Previously on Californication: 2 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:15,953 I want some fucking girls and some fucking drugs. 3 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:17,926 Drugs. 4 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:22,032 I decided to go abroad for an indeterminate amount of time. 5 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,190 I want to make a literary pilgrimage. 6 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,701 How did you even know where I was just now? 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,203 Oh, I tracked your iPhone. 8 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:31,137 That's really fucking weird, Ophelia. 9 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:36,042 You know chlorine kills 99.9 percent of the sperm, right? 10 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,943 Fine, I'll get a condom. 11 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:39,708 Hank, what's up? 12 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,251 I want you to meet Gabriel. 13 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,183 You were sucked off by your sponsor. 14 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,484 Our daughter wants to go on a literary pilgrimage. 15 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:51,151 What kind of malignant fucking asshole wouldn't indulge that sort of behavior? 16 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:52,455 We should let her go. 17 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,963 What are you gonna do? You gonna slap me again? 18 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:00,497 Woman, you are a fucking fruitcake. 19 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,335 Oh, my God. Ophelia. 20 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:05,976 I had to create Atticus Fetch. 21 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:09,579 And now I have to kill him before he kills me. 22 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,103 That doesn't make any sense. 23 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,957 Well, that was a short-lived mid-life career change. 24 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,997 We're foreplaying here, Charlie. 25 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,190 Not anymore. 26 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,870 Charlie Runkle, more irritating than shit on a shoe. 27 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,373 Atticus has quit the business. 28 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:39,908 His wife is divorcing him. 29 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:43,206 He's pulling out of the musical. He's canceling his world tour. 30 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:45,815 Bummer. Both of those disappointed fans. 31 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:49,112 Fuck the fans. This is gonna cost him tens of millions of dollars. 32 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,310 But no, no, no. 33 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:53,481 He wants to concentrate on his sobriety and enlightenment. 34 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:56,650 He's at fucking Happy Endings. 35 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:59,194 - Listen, do you think maybe...? - No, Charlie. 36 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:02,162 - You don't know what I'll say. - You'll ask me to talk to him. 37 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,802 - Would you, please? - No, can't do it. Won't do it. 38 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,234 - He will. We'll talk to him. - What...? Why, woman? 39 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:10,863 Because Happy Endings is no place for anyone's sobriety or enlightenment. 40 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:13,203 I said that. You negged me for being negative. 41 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,243 Well, who's being negative now? 42 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:18,614 I'm not sure. 43 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:22,786 Atticus Fetch made some great fucking music at one time. 44 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:26,253 And if you were great once, you can be great again. 45 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:30,087 Come on, let's help this phoenix rise from the ashes. 46 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,991 It'll be so much fun. 47 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,722 I promise. 48 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,532 Oh, God. 49 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:39,363 I feel so inspired. I'm gonna go jerk off. 50 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,062 - Run, save yourself. - Oh, come on. 51 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:45,107 - That shit'll stain your ears. - I can't unhear that kind of shit. 52 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,033 Quiet, please. 53 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,911 - I'm in the gap. - Oh, that's cool. 54 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,415 Can you pick me up a polo and a pair of chinos? I'll pay you back. 55 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:04,749 The gap is the space between my thoughts, Hank. 56 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:08,950 So you're forgoing millions of quatloos to explore your mental taint? 57 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:13,494 I don't wanna make music anymore. What's the fucking point, really? 58 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,129 I just want to... 59 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:19,030 I just wanna garden. 60 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:23,369 How are you gonna keep Air Force 69 in the sky gardening? 61 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,600 I'll fly coach... 62 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:26,903 Business. 63 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:28,875 That is if I fly at all anymore. 64 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:32,642 I don't see why I would ever leave this place. 65 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,310 What about the fans? 66 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,146 What fans? 67 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,951 You said it yourself, Hank. I'm a fucking dinosaur. 68 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,684 Yeah, but dinosaurs are cool. 69 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,523 You've seen a velociraptor, right? It's pretty bad-ass. 70 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:51,192 Atticus, you're one of the most iconic artists in rock history. 71 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:53,860 You're just going through a blue period. 72 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:56,268 I appreciate it, dear girl. 73 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,909 But I should've done the world a favor and died young. 74 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,272 Flash him. 75 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:11,912 I'm sorry, I find no joy in objectifying women anymore. 76 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,887 It's not fun, and it's not funny. 77 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,689 This is worse than I thought. Your tits are powerless. 78 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,454 You're upsetting him. 79 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,599 What? The guy's practically lobotomized. 80 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:25,224 I said you could visit, but you're getting him riled up. He's very fragile. 81 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:28,600 The perfect time for you to swoop in and get all blowjobby with him. 82 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:30,240 You should thank me. 83 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:33,309 Speaking of such things, do you have any idea where Richard is? 84 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,104 - Didn't you go to Fist? - I did, yes. 85 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,373 They said that he doesn't work there anymore. 86 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:38,572 Nice place, huh? 87 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,707 Like Disneyland. 88 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,576 You're a complicated individual, aren't you? 89 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,556 The heart wants, Hank. 90 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:46,747 - Gabriel? - Yes? 91 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,860 This encounter has me feeling like I'd really like to use drugs. 92 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:54,123 Well, Hank has that effect on people. Let's talk about it in my office. Leave now. 93 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,802 You gotta quit cogitating, bitch. 94 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:04,066 Becca is gonna be fine. 95 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,437 Road trip is a rite of passage. 96 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:08,704 You gotta have a little faith in the girl. 97 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,973 Don't say that word, "faith." 98 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,910 Oh, Jesus, trouble walking. Look away. 99 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:16,553 Look away. Look away. 100 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,616 - Ladies? - Ophelia. 101 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,260 What's up, crazy? 102 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:26,556 I would like to invite you to my house for lunch. 103 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,256 Oh, God. You know what? I gotta... 104 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,958 I gotta help my daughter. 105 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,435 - She's going on a road trip... - Yeah, I wasn't inviting you, Karen. 106 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:36,632 Oh, okay. 107 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:43,675 - What...? - Good luck. 108 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:47,147 - Oh, it's like that? - Yeah, I think... Yeah. 109 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,551 I have never been able to penetrate... 110 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:52,485 that woman's dysfunctional relationship to men. 111 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,591 She is just a lost cause. 112 00:06:55,748 --> 00:07:01,790 But you, you are still impressionable. 113 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,001 And I owe you a big apology. 114 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:08,001 Hey, you know what, O? Just... Let's forgive and forget. 115 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,607 Please, Marcy, I really wanna make it up to you. 116 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:14,540 You know, I don't wanna leave it like this. I really don't, please. 117 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,339 Pretty please? 118 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:20,381 I know where you live, Marcy. 119 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,715 That's why it's so important to live first. 120 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:26,015 Write later. 121 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,591 Pen, paper, laptop... That shit doesn't matter. 122 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:32,525 The only tool you need is right here between your legs. 123 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:35,461 Use it every chance you get. 124 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:40,127 Do not deny yourself, children. Follow every instinct. 125 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,035 Then sit down and write about it. 126 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:48,572 But do not get up until you expose yourself. 127 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,515 Thank you, children. 128 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,016 Thank you. Go forth. 129 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:56,744 Go forth. 130 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,890 - Batesy. - Oh, my God, Hank. 131 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:03,493 How you doing, Batesy? 132 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,262 Thank you for that. That was lovely. Batesy, this is Faith. 133 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:12,562 - Faith. What a beauty you are. - Hello. 134 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,503 - He's very friendly, super handsy. - A friendly boy. 135 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,696 Look at you two. 136 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:20,401 Dr. Kinsey would be very confused by my meter reading right now. 137 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:22,443 That's... That's a compliment. 138 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:27,108 Oh, these are my teaching assistants, Rodrigo and Gabriela. 139 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,714 Give us a moment, kittens, go warm the bed. 140 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,514 Unless you two care to join us. 141 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,487 - No time for pansexual shenanigans. - Rain check. Time crunch. 142 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,526 - We have a favor to ask though. - Oh, anything, you know that. 143 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,061 We need to sneak some drugs into rehab. 144 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,200 That sounds fun. How can I help? 145 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,960 You can distract Gabriel. 146 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:47,570 Gabriel, oh, my gosh, that dear boy. 147 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:50,674 That does sound like an adventure. Let's do it. 148 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,640 Listen, once again, Marcy, I apologize. 149 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:59,545 My behavior was childish and uncalled for. 150 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,846 You know what, man? It's okay. 151 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,387 There was no permanent damage. 152 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,891 And at the very least, it was funny watching Runks piss himself, right? 153 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,397 Marcy? 154 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,997 I have a confession to make. 155 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,464 - I'm scared. - Don't be. 156 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,003 If you could look into my heart right now... 157 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:26,940 if you could see the expanse of feelings that I have for you... 158 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,607 you wouldn't be afraid. 159 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:34,511 Well, when you put it that way, I think I'd be fucking terrified. 160 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,813 Don't you dare belittle me. 161 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:43,955 Okay, you know, probably time for me to go, Ophelia. 162 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:45,754 - Wait, don't. - Thanks for the grub. 163 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,864 Please. Please, don't. 164 00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:52,867 I'm sorry, Ophelia, but you're just a wee bit too intense for me. 165 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,936 I know, I know. 166 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,404 It's this lifestyle that I've chosen for myself. 167 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,440 I'm so lonely. 168 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:06,211 Well, I hate to say it, Ophelia, but methinks you need to get laid. 169 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:07,874 I think you're right. 170 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:12,545 Well, that's so great. Let me set you up with someone. 171 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,157 What about Stu? 172 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:17,692 Dude's a sweetheart, he's hung like a fucking hog and he's got big balls. 173 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,456 Marcy, that is disgusting. 174 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,031 And he cheated on you. 175 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,395 Yeah, he cheated on me, not you. 176 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,163 Oh, you are not getting the point. 177 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,966 I want you. 178 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,803 Okay, okay. 179 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,776 So you are a dyke. Why didn't you say so? 180 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:40,474 - I am totally cool with that shit. - I'm not a lesbian, Marcy. 181 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,348 I just love you. 182 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,419 Oh, fucksticks. 183 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,423 I want you to be my first, Marcy... 184 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,722 Aside from the Puerto Rican who fouled my anus when I was 23. 185 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,923 Okay, that's really flattering, Ophelia. 186 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:59,959 And I've been with women, and that can be really hot and everything. 187 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:05,872 But I just don't think that you and me have that kind of chemistry. 188 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,572 Well, that's disappointing. 189 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:12,648 So you'll just spread your legs for every snake in the garden... 190 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:17,276 but you won't even consider my precious flower? 191 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:22,290 Yeah, pretty much. Sorry. 192 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,963 Wait, Marcy, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 193 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:28,689 I understand. 194 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,492 You do? 195 00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:33,295 I'm glad. Okay. 196 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:37,532 - Okay, so thank you for coming. - Okay. 197 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,938 And let's do this again. 198 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,442 Sure. 199 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,375 Thank you. 200 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,510 I've got you, my darling. 201 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,620 For God's sake, put them in the right order this time. Red, pink. 202 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:58,728 And you can just bend over, and you can plant those impatiens. That's great. 203 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,125 Maybe pull some of those weeds out... 204 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,460 No, no, no. You need to leave now. 205 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,728 You are endangering the sober happiness of everyone... 206 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,839 - Richard. - Gabriel, my dear boy. 207 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,439 I feel like a child on Christmas morning. Thank you so much. 208 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:17,046 You're welcome, Gabe-y baby. We just need to talk to Atticus for a minute. 209 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,581 - Yeah, sure, do whatever you want. - Thank you. 210 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,275 Come to Papa. 211 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,074 Come to Papa. 212 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,760 Yes. 213 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,333 It's been too long, my friend. 214 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,873 Now what? 215 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,544 - Hank. - Hello, rapist. We meet again. 216 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:55,350 - Hey, whoa. - Feed me some fucking inches, dude... 217 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,887 - ...right fucking now. - No. Tweaker chick, be cool. 218 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,991 What are you looking at, skank? You think you're better than me? 219 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,650 No, not better, just different. 220 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,626 I'll poke your eyes out and do a puppet show with your balls. 221 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,790 - That's sweet. - Your mother sucks cocks in hell. 222 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,696 I love you. 223 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,038 We'd like to speak with you privately. 224 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,576 Anything you have to say to me can be said in front of the group. 225 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,205 These people are my friends... 226 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:27,783 fellow soldiers in the war against substance abuse. 227 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,078 Not this. 228 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,517 Then I'm afraid you won't be talking to me today. 229 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,705 Get off of me, you fucking fucks! 230 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,673 - Stop, wait. - This is so mean. 231 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,471 Why are you doing this to me? 232 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,274 What happened to you? You used to be decadence incarnate. 233 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:02,351 Yeah, well, but look where that got me. My immortal beloved left me. 234 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,784 No, she left because you were fucking other women. 235 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,289 - The drugs made me do it. - No, the drugs did not make you do it. 236 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,858 You made you do it. 237 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,619 Me made me do that. 238 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,289 Me made me do it. 239 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:18,597 Atticus, there is nothing wrong with a little recreational occasional drug use... 240 00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:21,704 or fucking anyone that wants to fuck you right back. 241 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,307 You are a rock star. 242 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,376 You deserve it and more. 243 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,410 You have my attention. 244 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,978 I've looked up to you for years, Atticus. 245 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,248 I'm quite possibly your biggest fan. 246 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:40,747 In fact, I was just about to hit the road and follow you from show to show. 247 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,487 This is not just about me. 248 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:45,993 Think of all the fans out there. We have tickets to your shows. 249 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:50,099 We've been staying up late every night wondering what it'll be like to see you live. 250 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,133 What song will he open with? 251 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,237 What will the stage look like? 252 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:59,165 Well, I'm opening for Marilyn Manson, so it won't be as elaborate as usual. 253 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:02,244 - That's a killer double bill. - Technically we're co-headlining. 254 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,473 But he closes the show every night, which makes him the headliner. 255 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,778 I remember when that cocky teabagging motherfucker opened for me. 256 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:12,821 Use this as an opportunity to show these kids how it's done. 257 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:15,891 Don't be a fucking quitter. It's unbecoming. 258 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,083 Call it a comeback. 259 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,959 Oh, child. 260 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,763 Tell me, what song would you like me to open with? 261 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,533 What would please you, sweet, sweet child? 262 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,367 "Step and Fetch it." 263 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,274 - "Step and Fetch it." - Well, obviously. 264 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,880 Obviously. 265 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:41,678 - Come on. That's a no-brainer. - You're making a lot of sense right now. 266 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,845 I'm not sure if I'm ready to sacrifice my hard-won sobriety just yet... 267 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,514 but we should talk further... 268 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,559 over a glass of wine. 269 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,363 What is it, pig? 270 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,937 - Is Marcy here? - No. 271 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,003 Are you sure? Because... 272 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,801 She was here. She was, okay? 273 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,569 She left ten minutes ago. 274 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:10,043 Okay, well... 275 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,247 her car is still here. 276 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,684 Okay, I give up. I'm done lying. 277 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,750 Come in. 278 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,794 You're not gonna Tase me again, are you? 279 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,159 No, of course not. 280 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,402 What is it? I'm in the middle of something. 281 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,173 You have to see this for yourself, sir. 282 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,147 Can't imagine what the commotion is. 283 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,126 Jesus on the mount. 284 00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,455 Somebody call the police. 285 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,063 Oh, nonsense, son. 286 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,631 When in Rome. 287 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:09,766 Come on, Gabe-y baby, all the cool kids are doing it. 288 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,973 Hello. 289 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:17,205 It's the right thing to do, Gabriel. 290 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,213 Just treat yourself. You've been a good boy, kitten. 291 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,875 You've been a very good boy. 292 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,987 Take a bite out of that peach. 293 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:30,093 Let the juice dribble down your chin. 294 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,500 Come on. 295 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:05,087 Boys and girls, meet Ginger. 296 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,286 Ginger. 297 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,135 Marcy? 298 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,472 Marcy, are you okay? 299 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:26,148 Yeah, I'm fine. 300 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,512 It's just I'm really pissed at that crazy bitch. 301 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,813 That Tasing shit really fucking hurts. 302 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,649 I know, right? 303 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,087 This is my third time. 304 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,260 Thanks for coming to get me, Runks. 305 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:43,900 Of course. 306 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,127 I got your text. I really freaked out. 307 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:51,938 Well, I guess with all this time and all the punani in between... 308 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,303 you still love me, huh? 309 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,641 Yes, I do. 310 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,069 Very much so. 311 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,451 And I guess I still love you, you dumb fuck. 312 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,418 Whoa, stop the clock. You do? 313 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,956 After we called it quits, things got all weird and pear-shaped. 314 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,962 And then I took that crazy fucking detour with Stu. 315 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:20,934 And we had some good times, but nothing felt right ever since. 316 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,573 That's exactly how I feel. 317 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,510 And you're right, you know? It was fun. Because, man, I mean... 318 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,668 - ...some of the sex that I've had... - Don't. 319 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,906 - Don't press your luck, Charlie. - Right. 320 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,016 Right, sorry. 321 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,784 And this little piggy had none. 322 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:41,683 No! 323 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,191 - No! - Ophelia! Ophelia! 324 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,762 Why the fuck did you chain me up next to this fucking worm? 325 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,900 You know that I hate his fucking guts. 326 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,762 Oh, Marcy. 327 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,302 That's the spirit. You know what? 328 00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:58,930 I was gonna fucking chop off his pathetic little fucking excuse for a penis... 329 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,577 and feed it to my cats. 330 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,304 - But maybe you should do it. - Yeah, maybe I should. 331 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,278 I'll cut it off. I'll eat it myself. 332 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,714 - Okay? - I got a better idea. 333 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,047 Let's make soup out of it. 334 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,554 - Fuck yeah. Cock soup. - Yeah. Yeah. 335 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,056 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, okay. 336 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,420 Okay, okay. 337 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:21,326 - There you go. - Oh, yeah, okay. 338 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:24,160 That's great. That's really good. 339 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:28,336 I'm not gonna cut his dick off, you crazy bitch. 340 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:33,499 And being a fucking feminist is not about castrating men, you kooky cunt. 341 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:37,807 It's about learning to coexist with these dumb fucks. 342 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,417 And sucking a dick every once in a while... 343 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,146 is not about surrendering your fucking "she-ness." 344 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,755 Which isn't even a word. 345 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,856 And your books are unreadable. 346 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,261 That was a very beautiful speech, Marcy. 347 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,295 You're a very strong and beautiful woman. 348 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:58,765 And you should be fucking lucky... 349 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,133 you made any cash off of them at all. 350 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,329 Oh, fuck! 351 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,805 That fucking hurts! 352 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,136 Damn it. 353 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,777 Oh, Jesus, that was fun. 354 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,542 - Oh, my God. - Can I try? 355 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:18,017 - No. - What? 356 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,790 Okay, just once. We don't wanna kill her. 357 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,923 Just do one more... Okay. 358 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,588 - That is fun. - It worked. 359 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,062 - I'm gonna do it one more time. - On the toe. 360 00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:57,918 I don't know. 361 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:02,689 What happened to you guys? 362 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:08,032 Ophelia Robins chained me to a radiator in my prannies. 363 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:09,536 - What? - Excellent, continue. 364 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:13,074 And then Runks rescued me, kind of, sort of. 365 00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:15,438 Oh, that is so romantic. 366 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,047 - My man. - I know, right? And... 367 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,245 We're getting married. 368 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,612 - No! - The Runkles! 369 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,515 - Well, remarried. - No, you're not. 370 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,349 I need you on tour with me, fucker. 371 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,354 - Thought the tour was off. - Not anymore. 372 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,550 I'm back on drugs and I'm better than ever. 373 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:31,751 Yeah, he is. 374 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,557 I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. 375 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,633 - So I will take a day off to get remarried. - No. 376 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:41,832 I tell you what I will do though, for both of you. 377 00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:46,066 I'll fucking marry you fuckers on the stage at the Greek. 378 00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:47,608 I'm a licensed minister. 379 00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,268 Of course you are. 380 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,209 What do you think? 381 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,077 Fuck yeah. Why not? 382 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:56,447 Then you can bring your spunky little fuck bunny on the road with us. 383 00:22:56,608 --> 00:23:00,488 And I can finish eating that chocolate bar out of her sweet little girly bits. 384 00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:03,057 - Okay. Okay. - It's good to be the king. 385 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,626 - You guys are coming? - What? 386 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:07,855 On tour. We gotta keep writing this musical. 387 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,760 I write incredibly well on tour. 388 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:11,662 I find it inspiring. 389 00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,359 Sounds like an adventure. 390 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,732 Think about it, and then say yes. 391 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,636 I'm gonna go to bed and show this dedicated fan girl... 392 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,778 what it's like to be penetrated by a ginger god. 393 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:25,471 No, you are gonna see what it's like to get raped by a tweaker. 394 00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:27,480 - Watch that, shit's intense. - Holy shit. 395 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:30,449 One of us is gonna bleed tonight, and it ain't gonna be me. 396 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,555 I can hardly wait. 397 00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:46,899 I'm gonna miss you, squirt. 398 00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:49,798 I'll miss you too, Dad. 399 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:51,872 - But it's time to go. - Yeah. 400 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,533 - I need a change of scenery. - I know that feeling. 401 00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:56,542 So hit the road. 402 00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:57,873 What's keeping you? 403 00:23:58,036 --> 00:23:59,743 The truth? 404 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,048 I guess I'm always hoping that your mom will take me back... 405 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,915 give me another chance. 406 00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:07,388 Maybe that's your problem, Dad. 407 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,992 You see it as winning her back. 408 00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:12,355 But there's no winning in this game. 409 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:15,225 You're not some white knight on a steed. 410 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:18,197 She's not some fairy-tale princess. 411 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:21,394 She's just as fucked up as you are... 412 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,071 and just as incredible. 413 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,766 - You know what's funny? - What? 414 00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:30,141 You talk a good game about living, loving and fucking and fighting... 415 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:36,116 but this whole time, I've only seen you with that guy, troll doll. 416 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:40,421 Yeah, I can't seem to scrape him off my shoe. 417 00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:44,655 That's like the beginning to every great love story I know. 418 00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:47,820 He's one of the good guys, Dad. 419 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:51,725 He told me he loved me last night. 420 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,233 Of course he did. 421 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:54,768 What took him so long? 422 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,704 Does she have any allergies I should know about? 423 00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:03,039 Penicillin and lameness. 424 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:07,240 I've failed to make an excellent impression on you, sir. 425 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:10,545 - Yeah. - But I really do enjoy your daughter. 426 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:13,713 I'm sorry. "Enjoy" sounds dirty. And I do enjoy her in that way. 427 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,381 - You know, like, sexually. - No. 428 00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:19,461 But I'm really talking about the other way, you know? Like, I love her brain. 429 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,655 She's better than me and smarter than me. 430 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:25,996 And I'd like to support and nurture that for as long as she'll let me. 431 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:29,537 Sorry, I guess this is just my long-winded way of saying... 432 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,300 I'll take very good care of your daughter, sir. 433 00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:40,807 I'm gonna miss you so much. 434 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:45,787 You better, or I'll rip that stupid fucking hair right out of your head. 435 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,086 I'm so proud of you. 436 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:10,106 Don't stand still. 437 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:12,077 Keep moving. 438 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,481 You wanna take a walk? 439 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:49,175 No. 440 00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,516 I just wanna go back to my empty nest and cry. 441 00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:54,452 - You want company? - No. 442 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,456 I think I need a solo cry. 443 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,391 Oh, that sounds kind of like code for rubbing one out. 444 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:03,323 I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm just trying to keep it light. 445 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,732 I just can't believe she's gone. 446 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,066 She's not really gone, Karen. 447 00:27:10,228 --> 00:27:11,707 She wants to be a writer... 448 00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:14,673 which means she's gonna be unemployed for the next decade. 449 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:18,804 And then she's gonna have to move back home with one of us, preferably you. 450 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:22,116 Good. 451 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,121 Watching her go, I don't know, it kind of... 452 00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:30,424 It kind of feels like the end of something. 453 00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,496 Makes you wonder. 454 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,020 About? 455 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:43,268 If she was the only thing that was still keeping us together.