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Lil, I can't believe
I have so much of your stuff.
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Oh my gosh, it's my whoobee
from when I was a kid.
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Yeah, it's so soft.
What is that made out of?
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Is that cotton and, uh,
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what's that, polio?
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Oh, man.
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I used to wear this
to school every day.
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I was home-schooled.
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Cool.
The Bulls are in overtime.
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Oh!
This mix is from Todd.
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Lisa Loeb,
Toad the Wet Sprocket,
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Goo Goos.
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Oh, God, what's this?
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Oh.
It's a v-neck.
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Must be Neal's.
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And Neal.
Uh, Alex, can you talk?
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Neal. Goo Goos.
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Alex.
Be a person.
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Come on,
so much talking about stuff
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I don't even care about.
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Lily, all these
ex-boyfriends sucked.
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Why don't we just throw
all of this stuff away?
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I don't know.
I--
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I miss them.
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And the weird thing is,
I don't miss them as boyfriends,
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I miss them as friends,
you know?
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Like, it's just--
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you can't really make
new guy friends at our age.
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They're either married
and aren't allowed
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to hang out with you,
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or they're doing the long game
to sleep with you.
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Stop reading Steve Harvey.
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Okay, come on,
I am telling you,
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throwing this stuff out
would feel so good.
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I do it all the time
with Alex's things.
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My doggy!
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Oh, it's Paco.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, no.
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He lost his ball.
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- Here, here, here, here.
- What? No!
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- Come on, just Chuck--come on!
- Get away from my dog!
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It smells!
Just put it in there!
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No!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, wow, this is awesome.
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Yeah, I know, when you cook
the bacon well-done,
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you can't even tell
it's expired.
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No,The Exorcist Director's Cut
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is playing at park theater.
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I missed it last time
it was here.
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- You wanna go?
- No, thanks.
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If I wanted to see
a girl's head spin around
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while she projectile vomits
and curses God, I would watch...
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Roxanne's
30th birthday video, yeah.
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Oh, you know who loves
horror movies is Lily.
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You should invite her.
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You know,
you heard her yesterday.
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She's looking for a guy friend.
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Well yeah, but she's
got you and Roxanne.
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I can't imagine
two cooler dudes.
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Come on, she's your friend too.
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I don't know, Lily is--
Lily is kind of, uh--
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ah, ah, ah, ah
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ah, ah, ah!
And I'm just--I'm more--
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I-I am...
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not that.
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I want you and Lily
to hang out.
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Ah, I--
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wait, are you--
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are you trying to arrange
a threesome?
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What are you ta--no!
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- Wha--no--I know!
- Of course not!
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Ew, gross, gross.
I'm not--
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I was just seeing if you
were bringing that up.
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But, no, no.
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I'm not into that.
Thank God.
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Look, I want Lily
to have a guy friend,
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and I want that guy friend
to be you.
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Please?
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I'll stop reminding you
about errands during sex.
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- Fine. All right.
- Thank you.
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I'll invite her to the movie,
but hey, look,
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if we fall in love,
that's on you.
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That would actually be perfect,
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'cause she already has her
second wedding entirely planned.
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That looks a little high.
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Oh, it's exactly
the right height.
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Trust me, I've played darts
my whole life,
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and I don't want to brag,
but I'm great.
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Well, I do want to brag,
because I'm great at that too.
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Oh, really?
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Do you have a 1978 case
of torpedo flights
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that you inherited
from your dad?
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No, geek,
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because my dad is cool.
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Well...
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I do.
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All right, well,
let's see if you
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can get
those rickety-ass darts
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somewhere on that wall.
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20 bucks says
I'm gonna kick your ass
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and have my way with it.
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Wait...
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Yeah.
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Well let me see
what you got, punk.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Okay, your turn.
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I told you it was too high.
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I told Lily 7:30.
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She texted me back
a monkey face.
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So, is she coming?
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Obviously.
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She just has to finish her
vision board for her new closet.
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A vision board?
Are you kidding me?
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That could take all night.
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What's a vision board?
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Oh, see?
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All right, look,
if she ruins this night for me,
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you're going bowling with Mark.
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- Hey, girl!
- Hi!
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Oh.
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So, yeah, we should
probably get going, huh?
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What, now?
We still have an hour.
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Well, yeah, but we
wanna get there early.
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God, no, then we'd
have to sit through
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all the stupid previews.
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- Right?
- Blech.
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You mean
the free mini-movies?
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Yeah, maybe you should go.
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There's probably gonna be
a line at the snack bar--
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Oh, no, no.
We're good.
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I brought us eggs.
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Just need to peel 'em.
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The threesome is off!
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- Oh...
- Do it again.
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- Okay, okay.
- One more time.
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Okay, one last time.
One last time.
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Your mother's in here, Karras.
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Would you like to leave
a message?
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Oh, man.
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Hey, you know what I'm
in the mood for?
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- What?
- A scone.
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I'm kind of in the mood
for a scone too.
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But then again, you know what?
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I'm kind of stuffed
from all those eggs.
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Yeah, I know.
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You know, if you leave
a little bit of the shell
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- on the top of the egg...
- Uh-huh.
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It looks like it's
wearing a tiny hat.
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What? What?
You're blowing my mind!
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- Why didn't we do that?
- I don't know!
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- Next time, man, next time.
- Yeah, yeah.
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You know what?
You're the only girl
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I've ever met
that loves scary movies.
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And you're the only guy
I've ever met that loves scones.
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Hey, you know what?
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In the summer, they show horror
movies at Rosehill Cemetery.
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We should totally go.
Bring your eggs.
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- Yeah! Okay.
- Yeah.
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But, I'm warning you.
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I don't really like
the new ones.
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I'm more into,
like, vintage horror.
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- Yeah.
- Like, you know, like
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- The Exorcist, The Omen...
- Uh-huh.
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Best of all time...
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The Shining!
Yes!
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Okay!
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My college boyfriend,
Max, and I
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went through this phase
where we would watch it
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every night for a month.
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- No way.
- Yeah, good old Max.
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He loved phases.
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Too bad I was one of them.
Yeah.
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You know, uh,
I don't, uh--
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I don't normally do this,
but, um...
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you know, there's this guy
at my gym, Phillip,
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and he's kind of cool,
so maybe if you--
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if you want,
I could hook it up.
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I mean, you know, if--
if you've got time or whatever.
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All work and no play
makes Lily a dull girl.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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I was gonna be like, "Rah rah
rah rah"--I'm joking, yeah.
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- I was gonna be like, "Aah!"
- Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
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- God, that's so funny.
- That's so funny.
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What is this?
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- Scones.
- Hey, wha--oh, uh--
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how did it go?
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Uh, hello, it was awesome!
Lily's great.
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I mean, once you get past
the whole----
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you know, she's just--
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she's really fun.
I like--I love her.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, she's told me before
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that she doesn't
find you attractive, so--
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what am I doing?
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Oh, and you know what?
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You're gonna love this.
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I'm gonna hook her up with
my friend from the gym, Phillip.
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No--oh, no. No!
No, no, no. No.
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What, I'm trying
to do a nice thing.
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Yeah, that would be nice
for anyone else,
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but not for Lily, okay?
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She's gonna fall in love
way too fast,
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she's gonna waste a year
of her life,
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and she's gonna get
her heart broken.
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Don't.
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Oh, wow.
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I wish you had
a more positive attitude,
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like my friend, Lily.
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Hi, are you Phillip?
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Are you Lily?
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Yeah, hi.
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Wowsville.
Wow, I mean...
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Alex said that you
were pretty, but hello!
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I mean, vogue?
Vogue much?
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Oh, thank you.
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- Have a seat.
- Okay, thank you.
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Have a seat.
Get in there.
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- This is so great to see you.
- Oka-oh. Oh, wow.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Yeah, that's a choice.
- Yeah.
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So, you and Alex
are friends, huh?
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Yes. We have become quite good
pals after my wife dumped me.
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- Oh.
- And I went through what I
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like to call
my "blue period."
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Yeah, no I've--
I've been there.
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You know, we're like two peas
in a pod, you and I, right?
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
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- That is powerful.
- Yeah.
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Um...
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how is the pasta here?
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You know what?
I'm too excited.
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I have to give this to you now.
I have a gift.
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- Ta-da!
- Oh...
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It's an entire collection
of Stephen King movies.
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- Including The Shining.
- Mm-hmm.
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Alex said that you love
The Shining.
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- Do you like it?
- Yeah, no, definitely.
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It's--well, this is great.
Thank you.
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You hate it.
No, I'll return it.
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Fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
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- No, it's okay.
- It's a stupid gift.
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It's a stupid gift.
I'm an idiot.
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You know what?
Um...
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Since we met, like,
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- 30 seconds ago...
- Mm-hmm.
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Why don't you sit...
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- Oh.
- Over there.
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Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
252
00:10:43,424 --> 00:10:47,093
Um, Phillip...
253
00:10:47,127 --> 00:10:50,463
You seem just really special.
254
00:10:50,498 --> 00:10:52,932
Thank you.
255
00:10:52,966 --> 00:10:55,834
But, um...
I'm not really looking
256
00:10:55,868 --> 00:10:58,737
for anything super serious
right now.
257
00:10:58,772 --> 00:11:01,707
Really?
That's not what Alex said.
258
00:11:01,741 --> 00:11:03,642
What, um, did Alex say?
259
00:11:03,677 --> 00:11:07,078
Oh, you know, don't--
don't even worry about it.
260
00:11:07,113 --> 00:11:08,434
I know about
your money situation,
261
00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:11,382
so I want you to know
that this one is on me.
262
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,951
And why don't you get something
extra for yourself?
263
00:11:13,985 --> 00:11:17,988
You know, take it home
for the rest of the week.
264
00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:24,028
R.J.,
stop joking around.
265
00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:26,397
Seriously, play for real.
This isn't even fun.
266
00:11:26,432 --> 00:11:29,599
Look, Stella is getting
her groove back, okay?
267
00:11:29,634 --> 00:11:31,234
Besides,
that board is too high,
268
00:11:31,268 --> 00:11:33,637
those darts are too heavy,
and I suck.
269
00:11:33,671 --> 00:11:36,873
But I'm still gonna crush you.
270
00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:40,310
Mark is embarrassing
R.J. out there.
271
00:11:40,345 --> 00:11:42,412
Roxanne, do that
raccoon impression
272
00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:43,679
to distract Mark.
273
00:11:43,714 --> 00:11:45,247
That wasn't an impression.
274
00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:48,451
I was crying and eating nuts.
275
00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:52,087
Okay.
276
00:11:54,391 --> 00:11:56,158
Oh!
277
00:11:56,192 --> 00:11:59,927
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
278
00:11:59,962 --> 00:12:02,397
Suck it, sucka!
279
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:05,199
Oh, I'm gonna give you
something to suck.
280
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:06,768
Ugh, I can't watch you two
281
00:12:06,802 --> 00:12:09,704
throw your tiny swords anymore.
282
00:12:09,739 --> 00:12:12,306
And I'm not talking about
the darts.
283
00:12:12,341 --> 00:12:13,307
Eat it, loser.
284
00:12:13,342 --> 00:12:15,243
Man, this bar is awesome now!
285
00:12:52,115 --> 00:12:54,075
- Alex, do something!
- I did!
286
00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:55,979
- Didn't you hear me scream?
- Oh, my God!
287
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:59,412
That is not where things
that go in me go!
288
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,247
I am so sorry!
I am so sorry!
289
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,149
This is not how
I pictured killing you.
290
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:05,417
All right, all right.
You know what?
291
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,986
Everybody just calm down.
292
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,487
I don't want to deal with this
right now,
293
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,524
so let's--let's--
let's just change the subject.
294
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,278
No! Okay, Roxanne.
You just sit there, okay?
295
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,027
And Alex will pull it out
real fast.
296
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,161
He's great at that.
297
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,129
Uh-uh. I'm not pulling that out.
298
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,230
I'll do it.
299
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,298
No, no, no!
Don't touch it!
300
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,936
God, why does this
always happen to me?
301
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:29,106
Oh, I think I need to find
a soft place to pass out.
302
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:33,143
Roxanne, it has to come out.
303
00:13:33,177 --> 00:13:35,412
No it doesn't.
I'll just live with it.
304
00:13:35,446 --> 00:13:38,114
Eventually,
my body will reject it.
305
00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:40,883
Roxanne, let's go
to the hospital,
306
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:43,286
because you don't know
where that dart's been,
307
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,022
and I just remembered.
308
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:48,091
Wha--no. I'm not going to the hospital.
309
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,259
I just need a drink.
310
00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:50,993
R.J., get me a vodka soda.
311
00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:53,629
We're actually all out
of the good stuff.
312
00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:55,531
All I got is house brand.
313
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:58,200
House brand?
314
00:13:58,234 --> 00:13:59,634
All right, take me
to the hospital.
315
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,309
- Hello.
- Hi.
316
00:14:07,343 --> 00:14:09,478
Are you the girl
with alcohol poisoning?
317
00:14:09,512 --> 00:14:11,512
Probably.
318
00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:14,682
Oh, dart girl.
319
00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:19,353
- Oh.
- Oh!
320
00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:22,022
Do you feel anything?
321
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:25,493
You want a Spongebob band-aid
or a Dora?
322
00:14:25,527 --> 00:14:27,995
Dora.
323
00:14:28,029 --> 00:14:30,330
That's it.
It's out.
324
00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:31,832
Thank God!
325
00:14:31,866 --> 00:14:33,901
When was the last time
you had a tetanus shot?
326
00:14:33,935 --> 00:14:37,471
Um, I don't--I don't know,
when I was twelve.
327
00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:40,507
So... not that long ago.
328
00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:43,275
Well, you're gonna need one,
so I'll be right back.
329
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,276
What?
Wait, what?
330
00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:45,377
With a--with a needle?
331
00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:46,813
Oh, I got this.
Excuse me,
332
00:14:46,847 --> 00:14:49,716
but she's really scared
of needles.
333
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,851
She snorted her last flu shot.
334
00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,786
If you have a dollar bill,
I have a mirror.
335
00:14:53,821 --> 00:14:56,823
Then look in it.
336
00:15:01,494 --> 00:15:03,061
Oh, my God,
Mark's voice mail is full.
337
00:15:03,096 --> 00:15:06,898
Whose voice mail gets full.
Is Mark secretly a dad?
338
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:10,568
Oh, my God!
339
00:15:10,603 --> 00:15:11,903
Oh, you are not gonna believe
what just happened down at--
340
00:15:11,938 --> 00:15:13,238
No, no.
341
00:15:13,272 --> 00:15:16,573
You're not going to believe
what just happened.
342
00:15:16,608 --> 00:15:20,477
Alex set me up with
the most desperate guy ever.
343
00:15:20,512 --> 00:15:22,113
- What?
- What?
344
00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:24,314
Yeah.
He gave me presents.
345
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,050
He talked about our future.
346
00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:29,120
We facetimed with his mother,
347
00:15:29,154 --> 00:15:32,022
who, by the way, is lovely.
348
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,458
But he is a psycho.
349
00:15:35,492 --> 00:15:37,827
Lily, I told him
this was a terrible idea.
350
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,195
I mean, how could you think
351
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,164
that guy was a good match
for me?
352
00:15:41,198 --> 00:15:43,299
Well, wha--I don't know.
I mean, you know, you--
353
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,535
you always talk about
how you want a boyfriend,
354
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,302
and he always talk about
how he wants a girlfriend.
355
00:15:47,336 --> 00:15:48,470
- So I was just thinking--
- Oh, my God.
356
00:15:48,504 --> 00:15:49,672
What?
357
00:15:49,706 --> 00:15:52,074
You think I'm desperate,
don't you?
358
00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:57,112
What? No, I wouldn't say that
you were desperate, exactly.
359
00:15:57,147 --> 00:15:59,815
I just--
360
00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:03,084
Roxanne has a dart in her back!
361
00:16:03,118 --> 00:16:05,319
What?
362
00:16:05,353 --> 00:16:07,521
And you told him I was poor?
363
00:16:07,556 --> 00:16:11,425
I said that you were
in between...
364
00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:13,460
money.
365
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:21,134
He palmed me a 20
when we said good-bye.
366
00:16:21,169 --> 00:16:22,903
I mean, is this
what you think of me, Alex?
367
00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:28,108
That I'm this broke, desperate,
beautiful Stephen King fan?
368
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:29,609
Is it?
Is that what you think?
369
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:30,977
- Shame on you.
- Shame.
370
00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:32,345
Hold on, you know what?
None of this would have even
371
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:34,681
happened if you didn't
make me hang out with her
372
00:16:34,715 --> 00:16:37,717
when I said I didn't want to.
373
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:47,326
You made him hang out with me?
374
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,462
What's up?
375
00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:54,465
Oh, my God, you both
think I'm desperate, don't you?
376
00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:55,867
Wow.
377
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:59,670
Mark threw the dart
that is stuck in Roxanne's back.
378
00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:02,240
- What?
- What?
379
00:17:04,509 --> 00:17:07,510
Can I make you an egg?
380
00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:15,317
- Okay, you're just gonna feel a little pinch.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
381
00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:18,101
- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?
382
00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:20,837
So, um...
383
00:17:20,871 --> 00:17:23,239
where are you from?
384
00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:26,342
I mean, do I detect
a little Boston accent?
385
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:29,277
- What?
- Uh, she's just scared.
386
00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:31,412
It's okay.
Roxanne...
387
00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:33,215
I'm here.
388
00:17:33,249 --> 00:17:35,683
I don't care.
389
00:17:35,718 --> 00:17:37,079
It'll be over before
you know it.
390
00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:38,120
Let me do this.
391
00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:39,221
Okay, no, no, I can't.
392
00:17:39,255 --> 00:17:40,455
I'm sorry, I can't do needles.
393
00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:43,658
I just--ugh, please!
394
00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:45,726
I'll stop drinking...
395
00:17:45,761 --> 00:17:48,963
beer.
I just--
396
00:17:48,997 --> 00:17:50,464
I need--I need more time.
397
00:17:50,498 --> 00:17:52,900
Honey, I've got
an E.R. full of people
398
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:54,468
and I need this bed.
399
00:17:54,502 --> 00:17:55,736
- Oh.
- Hey.
400
00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:56,804
What--what are you doing?
401
00:17:56,838 --> 00:17:58,005
Look me in the eyes.
402
00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:01,040
Look at me!
Roxanne.
403
00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:03,542
When I was a kid,
404
00:18:03,577 --> 00:18:06,412
my hero was Mike Singletary,
405
00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:09,548
one of the best linebackers
to ever put on the uniform.
406
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,050
And I wore his number
407
00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:13,820
and I wanted to be
exactly like him.
408
00:18:13,854 --> 00:18:16,856
But I was afraid to get hit,
409
00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:18,957
so I sat on the bench.
410
00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:21,727
And then, one day,
they called me in
411
00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:23,696
and first play,
they ran a fullback draw
412
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,030
right up the middle.
413
00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:28,467
This huge kid was coming at me
like a runaway train.
414
00:18:28,502 --> 00:18:30,002
But--but you tackled him,
415
00:18:30,036 --> 00:18:32,037
like Mike Singletary,
and won the game?
416
00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:35,072
Oh, no.
I was knocked unconscious.
417
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:39,110
But when I woke up,
418
00:18:39,144 --> 00:18:40,612
I realized it didn't hurt
nearly as bad
419
00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:42,681
as I thought it was going to.
420
00:18:42,715 --> 00:18:44,148
And the coach gave me
the game ball,
421
00:18:44,183 --> 00:18:47,185
kind of as a joke, but still.
422
00:18:48,387 --> 00:18:52,022
Oh!
Okay, okay, do it.
423
00:18:52,056 --> 00:18:53,223
I already did.
424
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,327
Just waiting on Rudy
to finish his story.
425
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:58,462
Oh, um...
426
00:18:58,496 --> 00:19:00,931
thank you.
427
00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:06,936
Thanks, Mark.
428
00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:10,452
All right, get your ass moving.
429
00:19:10,474 --> 00:19:12,475
We're double-parked.
430
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,748
Lily, please don't
be mad at us...
431
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,783
or just me.
432
00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:25,186
Look, Lily, um...
433
00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:28,490
to be honest, I don't really
remember how to apologize
434
00:19:28,524 --> 00:19:29,825
to any girl that's not Whitney,
435
00:19:29,859 --> 00:19:34,529
so I'm gonna try
and not overthink this, but um...
436
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:38,766
Look, I really didn't think that
I was gonna have a good time,
437
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,803
but I totally had fun.
438
00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:44,071
And I'm sorry I thought
hanging out with you
439
00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:48,108
was gonna be so boring.
I was totally wrong.
440
00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:55,382
And you know what?
I'm sorry about Phillip too.
441
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:56,916
I-I don't think
you're desperate.
442
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,852
Yes, you do.
443
00:19:58,886 --> 00:19:59,986
Because I am.
444
00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,788
- Lily.
- No, it's true.
445
00:20:01,822 --> 00:20:04,624
I've spent the last ten years
getting into relationships
446
00:20:04,658 --> 00:20:06,526
with any loser who liked me.
447
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,695
I've just been, like,
searching so hard
448
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,829
for someone to take care
of me when,
449
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:15,100
in reality, I just need
to take care of myself.
450
00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:18,970
Uh, have you
been reading my emails?
451
00:20:19,005 --> 00:20:21,306
No, I really had this epiphany.
452
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:24,475
I'm--uh--how am I boring?
453
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,878
The weird thing
is that you're the one
454
00:20:26,913 --> 00:20:28,413
who made me realize this.
455
00:20:28,447 --> 00:20:31,449
Duh.
456
00:20:33,484 --> 00:20:35,386
How?
457
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:37,988
You just--you made me realize
the vibe I give off,
458
00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:39,390
and I need to elevate.
459
00:20:39,424 --> 00:20:43,560
I-I am going to stay single
until I find the right guy,
460
00:20:43,594 --> 00:20:45,396
and I'm gonna start looking
for my own place.
461
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,497
So, Whit, I'm a new woman,
462
00:20:47,532 --> 00:20:51,334
and you can throw all those
boxes of my stuff away.
463
00:20:51,368 --> 00:20:54,370
To the left, to the left.
464
00:20:56,111 --> 00:20:57,378
Well, you know what?
465
00:20:57,412 --> 00:20:59,580
I'm glad you're not mad at me,
because...
466
00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:02,316
I would have missed
my movie buddy.
467
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:03,851
Really?
468
00:21:03,886 --> 00:21:06,729
Yes. Who would
have made my eggs for me?
469
00:21:09,157 --> 00:21:11,357
I'll make your eggs, Carol Ann.
470
00:21:11,392 --> 00:21:12,926
Go into the light.
471
00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:19,465
Oh, man.
Really funny.
472
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,001
Okay, are--are we--
are we done here?
473
00:21:22,035 --> 00:21:25,037
'Cause I feel
a new problem coming up.
474
00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:31,947
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