1 00:00:01,198 --> 00:00:03,066 Lil, I can't believe I have so much of your stuff. 2 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:08,202 Oh my gosh, it's my whoobee from when I was a kid. 3 00:00:09,784 --> 00:00:11,651 Yeah, it's so soft. What is that made out of? 4 00:00:11,685 --> 00:00:12,972 Is that cotton and, uh, 5 00:00:13,092 --> 00:00:16,299 what's that, polio? 6 00:00:16,419 --> 00:00:17,728 Oh, man. 7 00:00:17,848 --> 00:00:21,126 I used to wear this to school every day. 8 00:00:21,753 --> 00:00:24,322 I was home-schooled. 9 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:27,357 Cool. The Bulls are in overtime. 10 00:00:28,759 --> 00:00:31,194 Oh! This mix is from Todd. 11 00:00:31,228 --> 00:00:34,297 Lisa Loeb, Toad the Wet Sprocket, 12 00:00:34,332 --> 00:00:36,967 Goo Goos. 13 00:00:37,001 --> 00:00:38,701 Oh, God, what's this? 14 00:00:38,735 --> 00:00:41,804 Oh. It's a v-neck. 15 00:00:41,839 --> 00:00:44,706 Must be Neal's. 16 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,376 And Neal. Uh, Alex, can you talk? 17 00:00:47,410 --> 00:00:50,412 Neal. Goo Goos. 18 00:00:51,814 --> 00:00:54,816 Alex. Be a person. 19 00:00:55,986 --> 00:00:57,419 Come on, so much talking about stuff 20 00:00:57,454 --> 00:01:00,521 I don't even care about. 21 00:01:00,555 --> 00:01:02,156 Lily, all these ex-boyfriends sucked. 22 00:01:02,191 --> 00:01:05,559 Why don't we just throw all of this stuff away? 23 00:01:05,594 --> 00:01:07,228 I don't know. I-- 24 00:01:07,262 --> 00:01:08,829 I miss them. 25 00:01:08,864 --> 00:01:11,232 And the weird thing is, I don't miss them as boyfriends, 26 00:01:11,266 --> 00:01:13,101 I miss them as friends, you know? 27 00:01:13,135 --> 00:01:14,901 Like, it's just-- 28 00:01:14,935 --> 00:01:17,837 you can't really make new guy friends at our age. 29 00:01:17,872 --> 00:01:19,906 They're either married and aren't allowed 30 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:21,241 to hang out with you, 31 00:01:21,275 --> 00:01:25,578 or they're doing the long game to sleep with you. 32 00:01:25,613 --> 00:01:28,615 Stop reading Steve Harvey. 33 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:31,717 Okay, come on, I am telling you, 34 00:01:31,751 --> 00:01:33,431 throwing this stuff out would feel so good. 35 00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:36,222 I do it all the time with Alex's things. 36 00:01:37,457 --> 00:01:38,457 My doggy! 37 00:01:38,492 --> 00:01:40,059 Oh, it's Paco. 38 00:01:40,093 --> 00:01:43,095 Oh, God! 39 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:47,732 Oh, no. 40 00:01:47,766 --> 00:01:50,502 He lost his ball. 41 00:01:50,536 --> 00:01:51,836 - Here, here, here, here. - What? No! 42 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:53,938 - Come on, just Chuck--come on! - Get away from my dog! 43 00:01:53,972 --> 00:01:56,174 It smells! Just put it in there! 44 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:57,909 No! 45 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:04,862 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 46 00:02:04,982 --> 00:02:06,950 Oh, wow, this is awesome. 47 00:02:06,984 --> 00:02:08,485 Yeah, I know, when you cook the bacon well-done, 48 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,522 you can't even tell it's expired. 49 00:02:19,454 --> 00:02:20,734 No,The Exorcist Director's Cut 50 00:02:20,756 --> 00:02:21,889 is playing at park theater. 51 00:02:21,923 --> 00:02:23,491 I missed it last time it was here. 52 00:02:23,525 --> 00:02:26,093 - You wanna go? - No, thanks. 53 00:02:26,127 --> 00:02:27,862 If I wanted to see a girl's head spin around 54 00:02:27,896 --> 00:02:31,331 while she projectile vomits and curses God, I would watch... 55 00:02:31,366 --> 00:02:34,934 Roxanne's 30th birthday video, yeah. 56 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:37,169 Oh, you know who loves horror movies is Lily. 57 00:02:37,204 --> 00:02:38,170 You should invite her. 58 00:02:38,205 --> 00:02:39,238 You know, you heard her yesterday. 59 00:02:39,273 --> 00:02:41,708 She's looking for a guy friend. 60 00:02:41,742 --> 00:02:43,343 Well yeah, but she's got you and Roxanne. 61 00:02:43,377 --> 00:02:46,379 I can't imagine two cooler dudes. 62 00:02:47,915 --> 00:02:49,582 Come on, she's your friend too. 63 00:02:49,617 --> 00:02:54,553 I don't know, Lily is-- Lily is kind of, uh-- 64 00:02:54,587 --> 00:02:56,588 ah, ah, ah, ah 65 00:02:56,623 --> 00:02:58,824 ah, ah, ah! And I'm just--I'm more-- 66 00:02:58,858 --> 00:03:01,226 I-I am... 67 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:04,162 not that. 68 00:03:04,196 --> 00:03:05,898 I want you and Lily to hang out. 69 00:03:05,932 --> 00:03:08,733 Ah, I-- 70 00:03:08,767 --> 00:03:10,100 wait, are you-- 71 00:03:10,135 --> 00:03:13,538 are you trying to arrange a threesome? 72 00:03:13,572 --> 00:03:14,739 What are you ta--no! 73 00:03:14,773 --> 00:03:16,373 - Wha--no--I know! - Of course not! 74 00:03:16,408 --> 00:03:19,343 Ew, gross, gross. I'm not-- 75 00:03:19,377 --> 00:03:21,979 I was just seeing if you were bringing that up. 76 00:03:22,013 --> 00:03:23,379 But, no, no. 77 00:03:23,414 --> 00:03:27,283 I'm not into that. Thank God. 78 00:03:27,318 --> 00:03:29,653 Look, I want Lily to have a guy friend, 79 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,354 and I want that guy friend to be you. 80 00:03:31,388 --> 00:03:33,189 Please? 81 00:03:33,223 --> 00:03:37,226 I'll stop reminding you about errands during sex. 82 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:42,197 - Fine. All right. - Thank you. 83 00:03:42,231 --> 00:03:44,467 I'll invite her to the movie, but hey, look, 84 00:03:44,501 --> 00:03:48,537 if we fall in love, that's on you. 85 00:03:48,572 --> 00:03:50,005 That would actually be perfect, 86 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:53,676 'cause she already has her second wedding entirely planned. 87 00:03:56,545 --> 00:03:58,546 That looks a little high. 88 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:03,751 Oh, it's exactly the right height. 89 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,426 Trust me, I've played darts my whole life, 90 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:09,591 and I don't want to brag, but I'm great. 91 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:13,326 Well, I do want to brag, because I'm great at that too. 92 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:15,696 Oh, really? 93 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:18,264 Do you have a 1978 case of torpedo flights 94 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:21,368 that you inherited from your dad? 95 00:04:21,402 --> 00:04:24,104 No, geek, 96 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:27,206 because my dad is cool. 97 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,341 Well... 98 00:04:29,376 --> 00:04:32,077 I do. 99 00:04:32,112 --> 00:04:33,078 All right, well, let's see if you 100 00:04:33,113 --> 00:04:35,280 can get those rickety-ass darts 101 00:04:35,315 --> 00:04:38,317 somewhere on that wall. 102 00:04:40,053 --> 00:04:41,493 20 bucks says I'm gonna kick your ass 103 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:44,455 and have my way with it. 104 00:04:45,691 --> 00:04:48,927 Wait... 105 00:04:48,961 --> 00:04:52,030 Yeah. 106 00:04:52,064 --> 00:04:55,066 Well let me see what you got, punk. 107 00:04:57,603 --> 00:04:59,603 Oh! 108 00:05:01,673 --> 00:05:04,374 Oh. 109 00:05:04,409 --> 00:05:07,645 Okay, your turn. 110 00:05:18,422 --> 00:05:22,458 I told you it was too high. 111 00:05:27,297 --> 00:05:28,965 I told Lily 7:30. 112 00:05:28,999 --> 00:05:30,899 She texted me back a monkey face. 113 00:05:30,934 --> 00:05:33,802 So, is she coming? 114 00:05:33,836 --> 00:05:36,171 Obviously. 115 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:38,406 She just has to finish her vision board for her new closet. 116 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:39,975 A vision board? Are you kidding me? 117 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:43,011 That could take all night. 118 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,481 What's a vision board? 119 00:05:46,515 --> 00:05:48,215 Oh, see? 120 00:05:48,249 --> 00:05:50,451 All right, look, if she ruins this night for me, 121 00:05:50,485 --> 00:05:53,788 you're going bowling with Mark. 122 00:05:53,822 --> 00:05:55,923 - Hey, girl! - Hi! 123 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:57,959 Oh. 124 00:06:01,296 --> 00:06:03,630 So, yeah, we should probably get going, huh? 125 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,899 What, now? We still have an hour. 126 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,834 Well, yeah, but we wanna get there early. 127 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,268 God, no, then we'd have to sit through 128 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:10,837 all the stupid previews. 129 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,105 - Right? - Blech. 130 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:15,809 You mean the free mini-movies? 131 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,210 Yeah, maybe you should go. 132 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,877 There's probably gonna be a line at the snack bar-- 133 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,546 Oh, no, no. We're good. 134 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,817 I brought us eggs. 135 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,853 Just need to peel 'em. 136 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,060 The threesome is off! 137 00:06:40,329 --> 00:06:41,697 - Oh... - Do it again. 138 00:06:41,731 --> 00:06:42,898 - Okay, okay. - One more time. 139 00:06:42,933 --> 00:06:44,433 Okay, one last time. One last time. 140 00:06:45,735 --> 00:06:46,735 Your mother's in here, Karras. 141 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:48,737 Would you like to leave a message? 142 00:06:50,607 --> 00:06:54,408 Oh, man. 143 00:06:54,443 --> 00:06:56,243 Hey, you know what I'm in the mood for? 144 00:06:56,278 --> 00:06:57,612 - What? - A scone. 145 00:06:57,646 --> 00:06:59,146 I'm kind of in the mood for a scone too. 146 00:06:59,181 --> 00:07:00,381 But then again, you know what? 147 00:07:00,382 --> 00:07:02,050 I'm kind of stuffed from all those eggs. 148 00:07:02,084 --> 00:07:04,852 Yeah, I know. 149 00:07:04,887 --> 00:07:07,188 You know, if you leave a little bit of the shell 150 00:07:07,222 --> 00:07:08,422 - on the top of the egg... - Uh-huh. 151 00:07:08,457 --> 00:07:10,191 It looks like it's wearing a tiny hat. 152 00:07:10,225 --> 00:07:12,593 What? What? You're blowing my mind! 153 00:07:12,627 --> 00:07:15,096 - Why didn't we do that? - I don't know! 154 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,863 - Next time, man, next time. - Yeah, yeah. 155 00:07:16,898 --> 00:07:18,065 You know what? You're the only girl 156 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,733 I've ever met that loves scary movies. 157 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:23,404 And you're the only guy I've ever met that loves scones. 158 00:07:23,438 --> 00:07:24,837 Hey, you know what? 159 00:07:24,871 --> 00:07:27,307 In the summer, they show horror movies at Rosehill Cemetery. 160 00:07:27,341 --> 00:07:29,008 We should totally go. Bring your eggs. 161 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:30,643 - Yeah! Okay. - Yeah. 162 00:07:30,677 --> 00:07:31,744 But, I'm warning you. 163 00:07:31,778 --> 00:07:33,146 I don't really like the new ones. 164 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,214 I'm more into, like, vintage horror. 165 00:07:34,248 --> 00:07:35,582 - Yeah. - Like, you know, like 166 00:07:35,616 --> 00:07:37,317 - The Exorcist, The Omen... - Uh-huh. 167 00:07:37,351 --> 00:07:38,485 Best of all time... 168 00:07:38,519 --> 00:07:40,619 The Shining! Yes! 169 00:07:40,653 --> 00:07:43,122 Okay! 170 00:07:43,156 --> 00:07:44,556 My college boyfriend, Max, and I 171 00:07:44,591 --> 00:07:45,790 went through this phase where we would watch it 172 00:07:45,825 --> 00:07:46,925 every night for a month. 173 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:49,461 - No way. - Yeah, good old Max. 174 00:07:49,496 --> 00:07:52,164 He loved phases. 175 00:07:52,198 --> 00:07:55,200 Too bad I was one of them. Yeah. 176 00:07:57,169 --> 00:07:59,703 You know, uh, I don't, uh-- 177 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:03,574 I don't normally do this, but, um... 178 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,843 you know, there's this guy at my gym, Phillip, 179 00:08:05,877 --> 00:08:09,247 and he's kind of cool, so maybe if you-- 180 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,582 if you want, I could hook it up. 181 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:15,719 I mean, you know, if-- if you've got time or whatever. 182 00:08:15,754 --> 00:08:19,356 All work and no play makes Lily a dull girl. 183 00:08:20,992 --> 00:08:22,459 - Right? - Yeah. 184 00:08:22,493 --> 00:08:24,327 I was gonna be like, "Rah rah rah rah"--I'm joking, yeah. 185 00:08:24,362 --> 00:08:26,363 - I was gonna be like, "Aah!" - Yeah, I know, I know, I know. 186 00:08:26,397 --> 00:08:27,898 - God, that's so funny. - That's so funny. 187 00:08:27,932 --> 00:08:31,233 What is this? 188 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:36,472 - Scones. - Hey, wha--oh, uh-- 189 00:08:36,506 --> 00:08:37,706 how did it go?