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Oh, my God. Why do they
have to hold hands?
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It's like, we get it.
You're in love.
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Check his email.
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We're holding hands.
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Ugh! Since when?
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Oh! Pfft.
[Laughing]
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Check out this jackass.
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Stroking her hair?
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Keep an eye out
for her body tomorrow.
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- What, what, what!
- [Whispering] Oh, my God.
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That's my therapist.
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Okay.
Do you wanna go say hi?
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No!
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I'm afraid she'll charge me.
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Why does she have
a birthday cake?
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She's obviously having
a birthday party.
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But where are the people, Alex?
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Where are the people?
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Ah! God, she's eating it
with her hands.
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Okay, okay.
Just calm down.
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She--she's a psychiatrist.
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She obviously had to take a test
to prove that she's normal.
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Let's just not panic.
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See, look.
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Someone's coming.
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Oh, no.
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I'm starting to think
no one else is coming.
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Here you go, Roxanne.
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Another one on me.
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Wow, you keep
giving me free drinks,
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and they're literally
gonna be on you.
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You have been in a really
good mood the last week.
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Are you quitting?
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No.
You're seeing someone.
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No wonder you've been
checking your phone
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every five minutes.
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My Amazon order has shipped.
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So what is this girl like?
Is she pretty?
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No, I'm not telling.
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I like to keep
my private life private.
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But all I know is, uh...
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Man.
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I could use a little...
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- I could.
- Let's never do that again.
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But even after that,
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I have this girl
I wanna fix you up with.
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Oh, my God.
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How come as soon as someone
gets in a relationship,
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they feel the need
to set everybody else up?
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Look, she's a really nice girl.
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Lives in my building.
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Oh, a building.
Big whoop.
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Roxanne,
you mad at buildings now?
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Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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Are you okay?
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No.
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We just saw my therapist
in the park
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eating an entire cake...
alone.
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- Cake?
- Cake.
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- Cake?
- Cake.
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- In broad daylight?
- Yes.
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I mean, this is a disaster.
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The woman who is responsible
for my mental health
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is clearly insane.
I mean, how am I supposed to
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take advice from this woman
after I saw...
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[Low-pitched]
What I saw?
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Was it really that bad?
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Dude, it was like
a velociraptor
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at a birthday party.
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Well, look,
you've been with her forever.
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So just talk to her about it
so you can both move past it.
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Yeah, you're right.
I'll just--
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I'll just go see her
and we'll talk about it.
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There's probably a perfectly
good explanation for it,
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you know?
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But you are going with me
for moral support.
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Plus, people have told me
that from certain angles,
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I look like a cake.
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Really?
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Because from this angle,
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you look like a boy.
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Roxanne!
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It is 1:00 in the morning!
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Oh! Oh!
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Hey!
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What are you doing up?
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Well, I had a dream
that I was being sucked
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out of the apartment
by a giant spaceship.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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You're upset that mark
is going out with that girl,
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aren't you?
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What?
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Why would I care?
I would never date mark.
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Look.
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He can't wait around
for you forever.
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I hate him! Ugh!
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Roxanne,
what are you so scared of?
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Just--no!
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What's there not
to be scared of, Lily?
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I mean...
[Scoffs]
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He could cheat on you.
He could be a pill addict.
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He could steal your pills.
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He could be using you,
or he could dump you.
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Yeah, he could.
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But he also might love you
like crazy.
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Nah.
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Roxanne,
you know what you need to do?
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You need to grow some balls.
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[Gasps]
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[Squeals]
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[Door opens]
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Hey, Dr. Price.
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Hi! I have your Ambien
prescription right here.
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They can do
two-year refills now,
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so just try not to die.
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Oh, um, well, you know,
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I've actually been sleeping
pretty well lately.
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It's, uh...
been a piece of...
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cake.
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Well, there must be
something wrong.
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I mean, what about paranoia,
anxiety?
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Nicki Minaj's body
must be pissing you off.
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Okay, we'll talk
about that later.
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Um, look.
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I need to talk to you
about something else actually.
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Um, it's kind of embarrassing,
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but I've--
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I saw you yesterday.
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Leaving Marshall's?
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No.
Look.
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I saw you in the park...
eating cake...
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like an animal.
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First of all,
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you wouldn't know a piece a cake
if it sat on your face.
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You don't have to insult me,
okay?
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What you did was weird, okay?
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And you cut your cake
in squares,
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not in slices.
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It's chilling.
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Slices collapse,
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and that makes me feel like
the walls are coming down.
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Don't say that.
Obviously, don't say that.
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That--that's something
I would say.
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And I feel like
that's just not stable.
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And if you're gonna be
my therapist--
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you wanna talk about me?
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Fine.
We can talk about me, okay?
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I just had two white Russians
at Denny's.
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And sometimes I pee
standing up.
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And I keep a box full of arugula
in my closet.
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- Okay, okay!
- You wanna go, girl?
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Okay! Okay.
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No, no, no!
I love cake!
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Carrot, Bundt, rum baba!
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Okay, you name it,
it's in my mouth.
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We're good.
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Um, let's just not talk
about it.
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Let's--you know what?
Let's just, um--
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let's just move past this.
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That's another thing about me
that you don't know.
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I don't move past things.
I quit.
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I'm no longer your therapist.
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No. No, no, no!
No, no, no!
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[Laughing] Okay, okay.
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Please, no.
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No, no, I have to go
rape a cake.
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Oh, hello, princess.
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Princess?
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Yeah, that's what
she calls you in therapy,
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like a five-year-old
little girl.
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- Hey.
- Hi, I'm Lily.
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Hi, I'm Lulu.
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What?
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Oh, Lulu.
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Uh, no, sweetheart.
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What's your name?
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It's really nice to meet you.
Would you like a drink?
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Oh, no, thank you.
I don't drink.
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Oh, no.
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So how was the game?
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Wha--uh, phew.
Why don't you drink?
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Uh, you know, I guess I just
never saw the point of it.
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I love life.
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I just don't wanna miss
any of it.
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Sorry, what's this bit?
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How was the game, please?
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It was awesome.
The cubs are back.
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Yeah!
They're on fire!
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Are they?
Are they on fire?
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Are they back?
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Roxanne, stop being yourself.
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I cannot believe that she quit.
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I mean, what am I gonna do now?
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What, am I gonna order
my prescriptions from Canada?
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- Princess?
- Okay, come on.
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You have weird nicknames
for me too.
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You call me McRib.
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Yeah, but I say it
to your face.
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I only call you princess
to Dr. Price.
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So she thinks I'm a princess?
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She eats cake in the park.
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She's literally
Marie Antoinette.
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[Scoffs] Look.
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I only started
calling you princess
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because you come
from this perfect family.
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You know, you guys have
a white brick house,
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you have wreaths everywhere.
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You and your brother
were planned.
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It just--it only comes up
because I can't really...
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talk to you about my problems
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because you can't really relate
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because you have
this perfect life.
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Well, that's not true.
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Tell me something that you think
I can't relate to.
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Right now. Go.
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This feels like a trap.
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Look, you know what?
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I'm your new therapist now,
okay?
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You don't even need her anyway,
all right?
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Seriously.
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Look, I'm gonna listen
to your problems
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and then just give you advice.
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So lie down on the couch,
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and I'm gonna sit right here
on the chair.
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Okay, this is already
stressing me out.
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We need a new couch.
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No, just tell me
what you were gonna talk about
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with Dr. Price today.
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Okay, um...
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Well, I was talking
about my mom.
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You know,
she's dating this new guy,
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and I know
she is gonna ruin it.
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She always does this.
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She's been doing this
since I was a kid.
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She's just using him
because he has a tanning bed.
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Okay, well, we obviously
can't control what she does.
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So why don't we just
let this one go?
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We'll circle back.
Um...
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Let's see.
Uh, oh!
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I just--I have been feeling
so much anxiety recently,
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and I think it has something
to do with my dad
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because he left me
a message checking in.
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Which means, you know,
I'm gonna call him back,
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he's not gonna answer,
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and then I'm gonna worry
that something happened to him
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or, you know, he needs money.
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Do you think he needs money?
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- Alexander!
- Yes, sir!
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Ma'am!
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Okay, so you just told me
that you would be my therapist,
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and then you fell asleep.
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So obviously I can't talk to you
about my problems.
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Look, the reason why
I fell asleep
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listening to your problems
is because, quite frankly,
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there's nothing to listen to.
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It's just not that compelling
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hearing you talk
about your problems
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when...
you don't really have any.
261
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:54,531
Excuse me.
I am hanging by a thread.
262
00:10:54,565 --> 00:10:55,965
No, you're not.
263
00:10:55,999 --> 00:10:57,099
Look, everything
you're worried about
264
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,535
isn't a problem now.
265
00:10:58,569 --> 00:11:00,036
You're just reliving things
that happened 20 years ago
266
00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,270
over and over again.
267
00:11:01,305 --> 00:11:02,872
But that stuff
really messed me up.
268
00:11:02,906 --> 00:11:04,874
Well, in that case,
then everybody's messed up.
269
00:11:04,908 --> 00:11:06,229
I mean,
your parents got divorced.
270
00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:07,676
So half of everybody's parents
get divorced.
271
00:11:07,711 --> 00:11:10,045
Your mom's hard to deal with?
Whose isn't?
272
00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:13,982
You need to accept it instead of
just opening up old wounds.
273
00:11:14,016 --> 00:11:17,486
Okay.
Now you're calling me old.
274
00:11:19,622 --> 00:11:21,423
Whit...
275
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,091
you're happy.
276
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,692
I am?
277
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,461
Yes.
278
00:11:26,495 --> 00:11:28,363
Really?
279
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,497
Yeah.
280
00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:34,669
Are you sure?
281
00:11:34,703 --> 00:11:36,270
Yeah, because you know why?
282
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,572
You have a boyfriend
that loves you,
283
00:11:37,606 --> 00:11:38,773
you have awesome friends,
284
00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,474
and you have the best job
in the world...
285
00:11:40,508 --> 00:11:42,075
And we have Apple TV.
286
00:11:43,978 --> 00:11:46,145
But I got screwed up as a kid.
That's like my thing.
287
00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:47,313
But you know what,
288
00:11:47,348 --> 00:11:48,715
it doesn't have to be
your thing now.
289
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,651
You deserve to live without
all that weighing you down.
290
00:11:51,686 --> 00:11:53,920
Okay, everything you're saying
make a lot of sense,
291
00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:55,855
but I just--I don't know
how you would know any of this.
292
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,323
I mean, you've never had
to worry about anything.
293
00:11:58,358 --> 00:12:01,360
Look, I have stuff too.
I've been cheated on, and...
294
00:12:01,395 --> 00:12:03,929
I've been hurt and...
295
00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,163
You know what,
296
00:12:05,198 --> 00:12:07,032
my brother called me
the other day
297
00:12:07,066 --> 00:12:10,803
and told me that my parents
are getting separated, so--
298
00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:14,907
Oh, my God.
Why didn't you tell me?
299
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:17,409
I don't know.
I just--
300
00:12:17,443 --> 00:12:19,644
I felt like
if I said it out loud
301
00:12:19,678 --> 00:12:22,281
maybe it would...
make it real.
302
00:12:22,315 --> 00:12:25,951
Honey, I'm so sorry.
303
00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:28,137
Come here, McRib.
304
00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:38,868
Garza was genius.
305
00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:40,775
He struck out- like nine guys.
306
00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:42,409
It was awesome!
307
00:12:42,443 --> 00:12:44,578
So is Lulu short for Elizabeth?
308
00:12:44,612 --> 00:12:45,913
You know what, um,
309
00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:47,381
I wanna show you something
outside.
310
00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:48,648
Oh, okay.
W-what?
311
00:12:48,683 --> 00:12:51,785
You.
312
00:12:51,819 --> 00:12:53,520
Wait, Louise?
313
00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:58,491
Roxanne...
314
00:12:58,525 --> 00:12:59,893
you cannot be rude
to that girl.
315
00:12:59,927 --> 00:13:05,030
Don't make me
knock you out again.
316
00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:08,867
What the hell's going on
with you two?
317
00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:10,402
Uh, nothing.
We're just leaving.
318
00:13:10,436 --> 00:13:11,870
Lily, could you
give us a second, please?
319
00:13:11,905 --> 00:13:13,405
Of course.
320
00:13:14,974 --> 00:13:17,242
Could I get 5 for a cab?
321
00:13:17,277 --> 00:13:19,143
You know what,
just hit my PayPal.
322
00:13:23,548 --> 00:13:25,383
What's your problem?
323
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,151
I don't have a problem.
324
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:31,088
I just love life
and don't wanna miss any of it.
325
00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:32,823
Roxanne, the only reason
that I'm seeing her
326
00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:34,225
is because you're too stubborn
to go out with me.
327
00:13:34,259 --> 00:13:35,691
This is your fault.
328
00:13:35,726 --> 00:13:37,360
Well, if that's
the kind of girl you're into,
329
00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:38,895
then you never really liked me.
330
00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:41,864
Let's go out. On a date.
Tomorrow night.
331
00:13:41,899 --> 00:13:44,034
I'm paying the check.
You're wearing flats.
332
00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:46,536
Mark, you just like the chase.
333
00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:50,407
God, how many times
are you gonna use that excuse?
334
00:13:50,441 --> 00:13:51,573
You know what,
this morning I woke up
335
00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:52,641
and I found a gray hair.
336
00:13:52,675 --> 00:13:54,743
- Where?
- Don't worry about it.
337
00:13:54,777 --> 00:13:56,211
It's handled.
338
00:13:56,246 --> 00:13:57,947
The point...
339
00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:00,515
is I'm not gonna waste
any more time
340
00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:02,084
waiting around for you
341
00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:03,638
to realize
that we'd be great together.
342
00:14:03,653 --> 00:14:06,155
So don't blame me
when you're 60 years old
343
00:14:06,189 --> 00:14:07,755
and you're still terrified
of intimacy
344
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:09,623
and you're still paralyzed
by your divorce
345
00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:12,793
and you're still living
with Lily and her third husband.
346
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,967
I just don't understand
347
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:21,035
why you had to invite
Dr. Price here.
348
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,736
Face it.
She's just not that into you.
349
00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:26,073
Okay, look, I just--
I really wanna do this right.
350
00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:28,908
And I'm figuring,
since she's so weird and crazy,
351
00:14:28,943 --> 00:14:31,044
she should probably be
my friend instead.
352
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,513
[Loud bang]
353
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,884
Who only knocks once?
354
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,652
Chilling.
355
00:14:40,687 --> 00:14:42,588
[Inhales]
356
00:14:42,622 --> 00:14:44,156
- Hi!
- Hi.
357
00:14:44,191 --> 00:14:46,859
I usually don't come over to
my patients' house for drinks,
358
00:14:46,893 --> 00:14:49,595
but I'm an alcoholic.
Hi, Alex.
359
00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:50,796
Hi, Dr. Price.
360
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:52,264
What do you like to drink
too much of?
361
00:14:52,299 --> 00:14:53,665
I'll take a Mike's hard.
362
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,933
Lemonade?
363
00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,968
You can put
some lemonade in, sure.
364
00:14:57,003 --> 00:15:00,972
Um, here.
Let's, uh, take a seat.
365
00:15:01,007 --> 00:15:02,207
- You know, I just wanted to--
- Okay.
366
00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:03,608
Oh, thanks.
Sorry.
367
00:15:03,642 --> 00:15:05,377
I wanted to, um...
apologize
368
00:15:05,411 --> 00:15:07,045
for how I acted the other day.
369
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:08,413
I'm really sorry.
370
00:15:08,447 --> 00:15:09,747
You know what,
I accept your apology
371
00:15:09,781 --> 00:15:11,315
and I actually wanted
to apologize to you,
372
00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:12,849
because I was out of line,
373
00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:14,218
and that was totally
unprofessional.
374
00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:15,652
So I just wanna let you know
375
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:17,554
that you can come back to me
as a patient.
376
00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:19,689
Oh, um, that's really nice.
377
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:21,758
But, you know,
I actually realized recently
378
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,061
that I-I don't have
any big problems
379
00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:25,729
that need to be solved,
380
00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:28,498
and I just--I don't know if I
really need a therapist anymore.
381
00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:30,566
I actually realized that
two years ago,
382
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,701
but I had to redo my bathroom.
383
00:15:34,738 --> 00:15:36,539
I respect that.
Um, you know,
384
00:15:36,573 --> 00:15:38,107
but you've helped me so much,
385
00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:40,176
and I really hope
you'll stay in my life.
386
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,977
Oh, don't embarrass yourself.
387
00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:44,312
You've been my best friend
for four years.
388
00:15:44,347 --> 00:15:46,415
Oh, my God, that's so sad.
389
00:15:46,449 --> 00:15:47,982
Um...
390
00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:49,251
okay, well,
since we're friends now,
391
00:15:49,285 --> 00:15:50,552
I'm gonna go change
into sweat shorts.
392
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,687
- Great!
- I'm chaffing.
393
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:57,392
Oh, thank you!
How are you, Alex?
394
00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:01,028
I don't know.
Uh...
395
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:02,663
nobody's ever really
asked me that before.
396
00:16:02,697 --> 00:16:04,598
Well, someone's asking you now.
397
00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:06,167
Have a seat.
398
00:16:06,201 --> 00:16:09,403
Uh, okay.
399
00:16:09,438 --> 00:16:13,140
I actually kinda found out
something crazy recently.
400
00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:14,475
My parents
are getting separated,
401
00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,176
and it kinda
came out of nowhere.
402
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,478
Well, it came out of
nowhere for you.
403
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,547
For them, it's probably been
brewing for a while.
404
00:16:20,581 --> 00:16:24,084
I feel like maybe I'm naive
about relationships, you know?
405
00:16:24,118 --> 00:16:25,785
I mean,
maybe they really don't work.
406
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,520
Well, you can't have
that kind of attitude.
407
00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:29,189
I mean, the people who make
the biggest mistakes
408
00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,623
are the people who think that
they're ever out of the woods.
409
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,559
The only relationships
that work
410
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,427
are the relationships
that you work on.
411
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,262
Well, in that case,
412
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,863
Whitney and I are in it
for the long haul,
413
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,533
because this is
like a full-time job.
414
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,801
You don't need to tell me that.
415
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,269
She's been my patient
for ten years, okay?
416
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,205
- [Laughs]
- But to tell you the truth,
417
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,773
I'm not the one
who's solved all her problems.
418
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,542
You are.
419
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,311
- Really?
- Yeah.
420
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,346
It's kind of annoying.
421
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,680
But you have to remember,
422
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,116
relationships take
a lot of work.
423
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,284
You fight,
and then you make up,
424
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,819
then you fight,
and you make up.
425
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:06,456
But the one thing that will
never ever disappoint you...
426
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:09,593
is cake.
427
00:17:09,627 --> 00:17:11,461
It's in the fridge.
428
00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:14,264
Um, you want it inside,
or you wanna take it outside?
429
00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:17,300
I'll take it inside.
430
00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,969
- Hello!
- Hey.
431
00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:23,672
I just talked to Dr. Price
about my parents, you know.
432
00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:25,241
This whole thing kinda sucks,
433
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,808
but the thing
that's cool about it is
434
00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:28,511
now I can finally
relate to you.
435
00:17:28,545 --> 00:17:30,513
That is cool.
436
00:17:30,547 --> 00:17:32,181
And now that I'm happy,
437
00:17:32,215 --> 00:17:34,116
I can finally relate to you.
438
00:17:37,019 --> 00:17:40,588
I mean, I can actually,
you know, give you advice now,
439
00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:41,989
and, um--
440
00:17:42,024 --> 00:17:44,259
This whole thing's just
so surreal, you know.
441
00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:47,595
Okay, I'm still here,
and I would like some cake.
442
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,364
I mean, we used to go
to Martha's vineyard
443
00:17:49,398 --> 00:17:50,698
like every summer.
444
00:17:50,732 --> 00:17:52,053
Oh, well, life sucks.
Move over.
445
00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:54,535
Thank you.
Mm.
446
00:17:54,569 --> 00:17:55,969
Forks really
slow you down, huh?
447
00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:57,704
Okay.
448
00:17:57,738 --> 00:18:01,841
Am I the only person around
who's not completely [bleep] up?
449
00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:29,734
Oh, wait, Mark, wait!
450
00:18:29,854 --> 00:18:31,822
Uh, wait up!
Mark! Uh--
451
00:18:31,856 --> 00:18:33,190
- Roxanne?
- Hey.
452
00:18:33,224 --> 00:18:34,224
What are you doing here?
453
00:18:34,258 --> 00:18:35,926
Uh, I just--
well, I--
454
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,327
you know, you just...
took off without me.
455
00:18:38,361 --> 00:18:39,996
You just left me--
456
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,065
Wait, how did you even know
that I was here?
457
00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:43,733
Uh...
458
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,202
Twitter.
459
00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:48,037
Look, I'm sorry about the way
I acted the other day
460
00:18:48,072 --> 00:18:50,272
with...Lulu.
461
00:18:50,307 --> 00:18:54,976
But to be fair, her name
does mean "toilet toilet."
462
00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:57,079
Roxanne, she's good for me.
She likes me.
463
00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,415
Right.
Yeah, I know.
464
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:03,051
But monogamy
doesn't really work.
465
00:19:03,086 --> 00:19:07,022
I mean, Susan Sarandon
and Tim Robbins.
466
00:19:07,056 --> 00:19:08,489
Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.
467
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:11,092
We're all just running around
like that didn't happen.
468
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:14,695
Well, I'm done.
469
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:18,132
With me?
Yeah, I know.
470
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:21,035
I don't blame you.
Ha.
471
00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:22,369
I'm a disaster.
472
00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:25,238
No.
473
00:19:25,272 --> 00:19:27,373
I'm done listening to you.
474
00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:30,376
[Awolnation's All I Need
Begins]
475
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,678
♪ ♪
476
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,914
♪ It's early in the morning ♪
477
00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:36,382
- I just think--
- Don't think.
478
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,784
That's when
all the problems start.
479
00:19:37,818 --> 00:19:39,585
- Yeah, but I'm--
- Shut up.
480
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,919
It's a chance--
481
00:19:40,954 --> 00:19:42,420
Ah!
482
00:19:42,455 --> 00:19:43,956
Sorry!
483
00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:45,958
I just had an instinct
to kill you.
484
00:19:45,992 --> 00:19:48,359
I mean...
it is a park.
485
00:19:48,393 --> 00:19:49,794
You know, we're in a park.
486
00:19:52,231 --> 00:19:55,133
Okay, it's gone now.
487
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:58,202
♪ All I need, all all I need ♪
488
00:19:58,237 --> 00:20:01,205
♪ all I need, all all I need ♪
489
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,808
♪ all I need, all all I need ♪
490
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,542
♪ is you ♪
491
00:20:06,577 --> 00:20:08,444
♪ smiling at me ♪
492
00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:10,280
♪ all all I need ♪
493
00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:11,882
♪ all I need ♪
494
00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:13,817
Hi.
495
00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:16,619
♪ All I need, all all I need ♪
496
00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:21,957
♪ is life, love with you ♪
497
00:20:21,992 --> 00:20:30,599
♪ ♪
498
00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:33,135
[Scoffs]
499
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:37,471
You again.
500
00:20:37,506 --> 00:20:41,843
Do you think
that we'll ever break up?
501
00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:44,112
You know,
for the first time in my life,
502
00:20:44,146 --> 00:20:45,847
I don't think that.
503
00:20:47,783 --> 00:20:49,383
For the first time in my life,
504
00:20:49,418 --> 00:20:51,952
I'm scared of something
like that.
505
00:20:53,855 --> 00:20:56,924
Well, if you ever try
to leave me,
506
00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:59,759
- I'll just kill you.
- [Laughs]
507
00:20:59,794 --> 00:21:03,263
If you ever try leaving me,
I'll kill us both.
508
00:21:03,298 --> 00:21:06,166
That is so sweet.
509
00:21:06,201 --> 00:21:10,469
- I hate you.
- I hate you too.
510
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,538
♪ All all I need ♪
511
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,641
♪ all I need, all all I need ♪
512
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,978
- [Laughing]
- ♪ All I need, all all I need ♪
513
00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:24,282
♪ is life, love with you ♪
514
00:21:24,402 --> 00:21:30,752
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