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Previously
on Californication...
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The missus caught me
eating one of her chocolate bars
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out of the cleaning lady's
vagina.
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Hello, darling.
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You fucking
fuck-face!
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I would like you to meet
the poet and philosopher...
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Holy shit,
that's Marilyn Manson.
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Marilyn Manson.
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We're talking about
doing a duet together,
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maybe a tour of the states.
That'd be really something, eh?
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I'm just here
for the narcotics.
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- We're getting married!
- Whoo!
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The Runkles!
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I'll fucking marry you fuckers.
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On the stage at the Greek!
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Fuck, yeah.
Why not?
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You guys are coming on tour,
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- all right?
- What?
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We gotta keep writing
this musical.
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If we're not together,
I don't expect you
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to have taken
some vow of celibacy.
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Karen, you want me not to see
anybody else, just say the word.
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I've decided to go abroad for
an indeterminate amount of time.
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I want to make
a literary pilgrimage.
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Watching her go, I don't know,
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it kind of feels like
the end of something.
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Makes you wonder if she was
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the only thing that was
still keeping us together.
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[Rod Stewart's True Blue]
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♪ Never been a millionaire ♪
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♪ and I tell you, mama,
I don't care ♪
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[Laughter and chatter]
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How can you even
debate this shit?
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Go.
Hit the road.
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Don't look back,
you fucking ninny.
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Yeah, right.
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- What if--
- "What if, what if."
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You've lived
your entire adult life
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according to "what if."
What if the one
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you think is the one
is not really the one?
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Well, what if you
shut your fucking pie hole
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- and pour me another drink?
- [Laughs]
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You came to see me.
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Yeah, but I can't help
where my dreams take me.
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Yeah, but what you dream about
when you get there...
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that says a lot.
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What the fuck is wrong
with that, I ask?
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Nothing.
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She's pretty amazing,
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and in some ways,
she's perfect for me.
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It's your eternal dilemma,
isn't it?
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Home sweet home versus
the wild call
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of the world outside your door.
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- Yeah.
- [Spitting]
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We know which way you chose,
and you died to regret it.
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Says who?
It's not even me talking.
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You know that.
I just ask the questions.
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Why are you so afraid
to give up and let go?
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It's okay, Hank.
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We tried and we failed.
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It's not the end of the world.
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But if I gave up on us,
what would I have left?
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The rest of your life.
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- Hank?
- Mm. Huh?
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You okay?
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Phew!
Just a wet dream.
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- [Chuckles]
- And why on earth
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are you packing so early?
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Well, first of all, it's noon,
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and second, I'm still leaving
after the show tonight.
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Oh.
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Which brings us
to the real question,
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should I be packing for two?
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'Cause I am pretty sure
I could fit
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a multitude
of black T-shirts and jeans in--
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- [Laughs]
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Mmm.
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Or I could be possibly
persuaded to come back to bed,
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- postpone packing.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mmm.
Be more persuasive.
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Are you pushing my head down?
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- [Laughs]
- Oh, my God.
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Just a little bit.
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[Upbeat music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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- Pull it in!
- I'm trying.
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It's okay. All right,
get the dress on, though.
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That'll be obscene.
[Overlapping chatter]
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And...
I'm hard.
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Thanks, Hanky.
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- Oh!
- Let me check.
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- I--ow!
- You're a liar.
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- And I love you for it.
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That's hardly appropriate.
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- Sorry, Milfy Smurf.
- It's okay.
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- She's not married yet.
- [Laughs]
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Are you sure you want to
go through with this?
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Why are you trying to
talk her out of it?
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Yeah, why you be trying to
talk me out of it?
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Charlie and Marcy Runkle
are the Fred and Ethel Mertz
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of our time.
They belongs together.
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That's right,
and if you'll excuse me,
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Ethel has to make yellow
while Lucy and Ricky
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discuss their issues
and whatnot.
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[Shoes squeaking on the floor]
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[Both laugh]
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So I have a chance
to go with Atticus on the road.
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- And?
- And I thought maybe...
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you would wanna talk about it.
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- Fuck, I don't know.
- I shouldn't even factor
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into your decision.
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Yeah, but you do.
You always do.
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Well, Hank,
what do you want me to do?
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I mean, say, "Oh, please stay,
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let's live happily ever after"?
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I can't do that.
You want my permission?
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I mean, you're a big boy,
you're gonna
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make your own decision
about it anyways.
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Besides, I-I thought you were
in a relationship with someone.
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Oh, I wouldn't--
I mean, I--
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Well, maybe that's
what's good for you then.
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Like, a non-relationship
relationship,
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'cause you have a hard time
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functioning within the confines
of a traditional one.
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Well, there was never anything
traditional about us.
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Have you heard
from our literary pilgrim?
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No, only what she
puts up on Instagram.
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Oh.
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What's Instagram?
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Okay, you guys
work your shit out, huh?
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You back together?
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I guess not.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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Me and C.W. Runks
are gonna do this thing.
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- And you know why?
- No, why?
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Because we're gonna be
fucking happy.
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Both: Mm.
- And you know why?
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- Why?
- Because it's better
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than being fucking miserable
all the time.
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This whole time
we've been out here,
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it's been like a midlife crisis
roller coaster ride,
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- and it's fucking over.
- Okay.
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- Now.
- Good.
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So let's all just
live happily ever after.
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Good? Good?
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It's settled?
Good.
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What's going on?
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Atticus had to sell the plane
to fund the tour,
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and the record company
ain't giving him
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the kind of support
they used to.
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And no thanks
to that nut-job missus of his,
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he's having
some serious cash flow problems.
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We're back to touring by bus.
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Where is that fucking ginger?
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He's in the bedroom.
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He wants to talk to someone
who understands what it's like
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to live with heartbreak.
I told him, you know,
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I got lots of experience,
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but, no, he doesn't care.
He wants you.
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Hey, Atticus.
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What's up, rock star?
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I can't do the gig
tonight, Hank.
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Mm.
Why is that?
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I went home this morning,
and got down on bended knee
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and asked Natalie
to take me back,
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and she told me to fuck off.
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I think she's really
done with me,
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which is understandable,
given my behavior,
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but I've never done
an opening night
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without a good luck kiss
from her.
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Back in the early days,
she used to give me
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this really comprehensive
blowjob, like, balls and all,
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- you know?
- [Whistles]
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Although I was usually
too wired to come.
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That is a--
that's a cute story, buddy,
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but I'm afraid
the big rock show must go on.
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But I haven't been on a bus
in well over ten years.
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It's so embarrassingly
bargain basement.
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Are you kidding?
That bus out there?
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That's beautiful, that bus.
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- Really, do you like it?
- Yes, I love it.
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- It's badass, are you kidding?
- You think--
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- you think it's cool?
- I--so cool.
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It's like a land airplane,
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and it's--it's gas-friendly,
eco-fr--
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You'll probably
get an award for that shit.
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- How do you do it, Hank?
- Do what?
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The woman that you love
is out there,
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- and you know can't have her.
- Oh.
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How do you even
get up in the morning?
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Well, booze is always helpful.
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And so is the art.
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You know,
everything that I write
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is either for her or about her,
so I'm with her,
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even when I'm not,
in my writing.
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That's very moving, Hank.
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Mm.
D-don't cry.
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Why?
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It's...unbecoming.
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But you said something moving,
why shouldn't I cry?
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Well, what about
your Aussie blokiness,
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and the British stiff upper lip,
or whatever the fuck you are?
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I think you should
come on tour with me, Hank.
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I feel like
if we finish our masterpiece,
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our rock opera about love,
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maybe we'll both
end up with the girl.
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I'll think about it.
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In the meantime,
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are you ready to rock out
with your cock out?
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Oh! [Laughs]
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[Steve Jones'
Suffragette City plays]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hey, man ♪
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♪ oh, leave me alone,
you know ♪
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♪ hey, man ♪
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♪ oh, won't you
get off the phone? I gotta ♪
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♪ hey, man ♪
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♪ I gotta straighten my face ♪
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♪ this mellow-thighed chick
just put my spine out of place ♪
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♪ it's out of sight ♪
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You gotta admit,
this is pretty cool.
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It's like Disneyland every day.
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Yeah,
without the morbidly obese
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riding around on scooters.
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Even the concept of time
is different, you know?
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Yeah.
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It's rock and roll
fucking summer camp forever.
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Well, it's gotta end
at some point, doesn't it?
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Says who?
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All roads lead back home
eventually.
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[Scoffs]
Sounds like a country song.
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- Really? I mean--
- Hey.
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You're Faith, right?
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Yep.
That's me.
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I'm Vince from Mysstery.
Two "S"s.
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We're opening the show tonight.
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Well, hey, Vince from Mysstery
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with two "S"s.
Good luck up there.
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Cool. Thanks.
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Uh, wondering if maybe
you wanna come hang on our bus.
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It's the one that says
"Cat Club."
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We call it that because
if chicks wanna come on,
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we ask them to pee
in this litter box
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that we keep by the front door.
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See, this way we know
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for sure that they're willing
to party.
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Well, I'm free.
I got a full bladder.
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I don't think, uh,
you'd have to do that, though,
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'cause, you know,
you're pretty famous and all.
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Wow, well, thanks for the
preferential treatment and all,
251
00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,620
- Vince, but--
- What?
252
00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:40,622
We're not big enough
for the legendary Faith?
253
00:10:40,657 --> 00:10:42,791
No, no,
it's not like that at all.
254
00:10:42,826 --> 00:10:43,959
But if you're gonna
be a dick about it,
255
00:10:43,993 --> 00:10:45,460
I can just come clean.
256
00:10:45,495 --> 00:10:46,561
You're just not really
that talented.
257
00:10:46,596 --> 00:10:47,996
I've heard your album
258
00:10:48,031 --> 00:10:49,631
and it's really shitty
mall metal,
259
00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,666
so if I were you,
I would just quit now,
260
00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:53,969
and maybe Hot Topic will
hire you back for the summer.
261
00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:56,238
Wow.
You are kind of a bitch.
262
00:10:56,273 --> 00:10:58,407
Hey, watch your manners, son.
263
00:10:58,442 --> 00:10:59,709
That's no way to talk
to a lady.
264
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,511
Fuck off, dad.
265
00:11:01,545 --> 00:11:02,879
You know what this calls for.
266
00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:04,648
- Titty twister!
- [Screams]
267
00:11:04,682 --> 00:11:06,316
♪ Don't lean on me, man ♪
268
00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,985
♪ 'cause you can't afford
the ticket ♪
269
00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:10,987
♪ back on suffragette city ♪
270
00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:12,755
♪ don't lean on me, man ♪
271
00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:15,592
♪ 'cause you ain't got time
to check it ♪
272
00:11:15,626 --> 00:11:18,261
♪ you know
my suffragette city ♪
273
00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:20,330
♪ it's out of sight ♪
274
00:11:20,364 --> 00:11:25,569
[Cheers and applause
in the distance, nearing]
275
00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,771
[Over P.A.] Good evening,
Los Angeles.
276
00:11:27,805 --> 00:11:29,606
You wanted the best.
277
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,944
Well, they got stuck in traffic
coming up the fucking hill.
278
00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:35,846
From London, England,
by way of Mars,
279
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,748
the Bacardi Concert Series
presents
280
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Atticus fucking Fetch!
281
00:11:41,719 --> 00:11:44,186
[Cheers and applause]
282
00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:47,189
[Rock and roll fanfare]
283
00:11:47,224 --> 00:11:55,197
♪ ♪
284
00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:08,578
Good luck out there.
285
00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:11,381
Not that you need it.
286
00:12:11,415 --> 00:12:13,750
You are a fucking rock star.
287
00:12:13,784 --> 00:12:21,757
♪ ♪
288
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:41,644
♪ Yeah ♪
289
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,646
[Playing Step 'n' Fetch It]
290
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:49,151
♪ ♪
291
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:53,756
♪ I'm a slave
to your motherfucking love ♪
292
00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:57,527
♪ it's a shame I've had
e-motherfucking-nough ♪
293
00:12:57,561 --> 00:13:01,698
♪ I'm a slave
to your motherfucking love ♪
294
00:13:01,732 --> 00:13:05,469
♪ it's a shame I've had
a motherfucking [Indistinct] ♪
295
00:13:05,503 --> 00:13:07,838
♪ I am not your goddamn bitch ♪
296
00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:10,674
♪ fuck you
and your step and fetch it ♪
297
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,810
♪ step and fetch it ♪
298
00:13:12,844 --> 00:13:17,047
♪ step and fetch it,
baby, now! ♪
299
00:13:17,081 --> 00:13:22,385
♪ ♪
300
00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:24,320
It's a long way
from church, huh?
301
00:13:24,354 --> 00:13:25,388
Are you kidding me?
302
00:13:25,422 --> 00:13:28,024
[Playing "Preggers and Poor"]
303
00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:31,061
- ♪ Preggers and poor ♪
- ♪ Preggers and poor ♪
304
00:13:31,095 --> 00:13:32,962
♪ bed on the floor ♪
305
00:13:32,997 --> 00:13:36,199
♪ wolves at the door ♪
306
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,169
- ♪ Preggers and poor ♪
- ♪ Preggers and poor ♪
307
00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:40,503
[Fades to different song]
308
00:13:40,538 --> 00:13:46,510
♪ Right between the fire! ♪
309
00:13:46,544 --> 00:13:50,914
♪ ♪
310
00:13:50,949 --> 00:13:53,917
[Cheers and applause]
311
00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:56,386
Do you, bald fucking wanker,
312
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,889
take this sexy,
little tree stump
313
00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:03,493
to be your immortal beloved?
314
00:14:03,527 --> 00:14:06,663
I most certainly do...
do.
315
00:14:06,697 --> 00:14:08,865
Whoo!
316
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:13,369
Right, and do you,
delicious, little spinner
317
00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:16,373
with whom I have shared
an sexual encounter
318
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:17,841
which will sustain me
well into my golden years...
319
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,509
He's--he's kidding.
Not really.
320
00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:21,444
- Take this...
- Not really.
321
00:14:21,479 --> 00:14:25,415
...sweaty, hairless pinhead to be
322
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,518
the very last sexual partner
of your entire life?
323
00:14:28,552 --> 00:14:30,720
Jesus.
324
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:32,588
Woman: Don't do it!
325
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,792
Well, when you put it
like that...
326
00:14:35,826 --> 00:14:39,462
let's do's it.
I do's it.
327
00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:41,230
[Cheers and applause]
328
00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:44,701
Yay. Good.
329
00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:47,603
An ovation.
Stick it on there, dude.
330
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:51,641
[Cheers and applause]
331
00:14:51,676 --> 00:14:53,610
By the power vested in me
332
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,813
by the Sun Kil Moon Ministry
of Northern California,
333
00:14:56,847 --> 00:14:59,416
I now pronounce you
wife and early man!
334
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,919
- Oh, whoa! Ho!
- [Laughs]
335
00:15:02,953 --> 00:15:05,121
Woman: I want a kiss!
Man: I want some!
336
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,556
[Cheers and applause]
337
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:09,959
Have a little.
338
00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:12,328
Now, while we're here,
does anyone else feel like
339
00:15:12,363 --> 00:15:17,067
getting wedded on this glorious,
glorious L.A. evening?
340
00:15:17,101 --> 00:15:19,937
Anyone? Anyone?
341
00:15:19,971 --> 00:15:21,605
Woman: Me!
342
00:15:21,639 --> 00:15:24,074
Anyone?
343
00:15:24,108 --> 00:15:25,508
Karen.
344
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:28,511
[Acoustic guitar playing]
345
00:15:28,546 --> 00:15:34,518
♪ ♪
346
00:15:34,552 --> 00:15:37,654
Karen, be with me.
347
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,791
Spend the rest of your life
with this fool,
348
00:15:39,825 --> 00:15:41,760
and this fool will
spend the rest of his life
349
00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:45,764
making sure
you don't regret it.
350
00:15:45,798 --> 00:15:48,666
What do you say, baby?
Man: Yeah! Say yes!
351
00:15:48,701 --> 00:15:50,702
Will you be my wife?
352
00:15:50,736 --> 00:15:57,942
♪ ♪
353
00:15:57,977 --> 00:16:01,279
No? Nobody?
354
00:16:01,313 --> 00:16:04,548
Really?
355
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,317
No?
356
00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:09,153
Then get the fuck off my stage.
Be gone, all of you.
357
00:16:09,187 --> 00:16:10,888
[Cheers and applause]
358
00:16:10,923 --> 00:16:13,858
[Playing "So Long
(As We Are Together)"]
359
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:17,195
I wrote this next song
for my wife Natalie,
360
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:20,966
in hope that she'd forgive me.
Although, if she did,
361
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,470
I'd probably just bugger it up
all over again. [Chuckles]
362
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,238
But tonight, I'm gonna play it
for my good friend
363
00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:29,142
and collaborator Hank Moody,
364
00:16:29,176 --> 00:16:31,844
who knows a thing or two
about heartbreak himself.
365
00:16:31,879 --> 00:16:35,415
♪ ♪
366
00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:37,750
♪ I saw your weeping eyes ♪
367
00:16:37,785 --> 00:16:40,587
♪ reflected in the window ♪
368
00:16:40,621 --> 00:16:44,491
♪ of a Boeing 727 ♪
369
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,560
♪ ♪
370
00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:49,830
♪ look down
at the city's door ♪
371
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:52,332
♪ it's slowly growing tiny ♪
372
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:57,271
♪ as the sunset turned
hell's kitchen into heaven ♪
373
00:16:57,305 --> 00:16:58,873
♪ ♪
374
00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:01,576
♪ you turned your face to me ♪
375
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:06,113
♪ and I tucked your hair
behind your ears ♪
376
00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:08,783
♪ said nothing can go wrong ♪
377
00:17:08,817 --> 00:17:12,019
♪ so long as we are together ♪
378
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:15,956
♪ so long as we are ♪
379
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,961
♪ so long ♪
380
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,264
♪ ♪
381
00:17:22,298 --> 00:17:24,366
♪ so long as we are together ♪
382
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,534
[Laughs]
383
00:17:25,568 --> 00:17:27,535
Wait, you look familiar.
384
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,137
Hank Moody.
385
00:17:29,171 --> 00:17:30,705
- Manson.
- Come on.
386
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,808
Thank you for coming
to my motherfucking show.
387
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:34,209
Hi, Brian.
388
00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:35,711
[Both laugh]
389
00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:37,312
Actually, I'm surprised
that you came.
390
00:17:37,346 --> 00:17:39,114
I just want to make it clear,
391
00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:40,715
I was just fucking with you.
I would not
392
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:43,317
give drugs to your daughter.
[Spits]
393
00:17:43,352 --> 00:17:45,052
Because I need them for later.
394
00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:46,286
By the way, how is the kid?
'Cause--
395
00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:47,955
- She's great.
- Good. Good.
396
00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:49,323
Would you get her
to send me the picture
397
00:17:49,357 --> 00:17:51,825
- of me tea-bagging Atticus?
- I will do.
398
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:52,826
'Cause I want to put that
on my Facebook.
399
00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:53,827
Will do.
400
00:17:53,861 --> 00:17:55,295
- Boom.
- Boom.
401
00:17:55,329 --> 00:17:57,097
Okay, and if you guys
aren't together,
402
00:17:57,131 --> 00:17:58,131
I would pee in your butt.
403
00:17:58,165 --> 00:18:00,567
- What?
- Drink, please.
404
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,935
[Phone ringing]
It's-it's--
405
00:18:01,969 --> 00:18:03,636
it's Becca.
406
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:06,339
- Hey--hey, sweetie.
- Hi, dad!
407
00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:07,740
How's the road treating you?
408
00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:10,176
It's so beautiful
out here, dad.
409
00:18:10,211 --> 00:18:12,445
I'm having the time of my life.
410
00:18:12,479 --> 00:18:14,748
And tomorrow,
we leave for Europe.
411
00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:16,583
Glad to hear it.
412
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,918
Are you happy, dad?
413
00:18:18,953 --> 00:18:22,288
That--that--
that's a loaded question.
414
00:18:22,323 --> 00:18:24,424
I was just thinking
about what I want
415
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,259
for all the people in my life,
and I realized
416
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:28,295
that I just want you
to be happy.
417
00:18:28,329 --> 00:18:32,165
I want to see you smile
and know you mean it.
418
00:18:33,668 --> 00:18:34,768
Are you high right now?
419
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:36,770
Significantly.
420
00:18:36,804 --> 00:18:38,605
We just smoked
some killer weed.
421
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,174
Well, of course, you did.
422
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,877
Um, be careful, okay, sweetie?
423
00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:47,281
And have fun,
just not too much fun.
424
00:18:47,315 --> 00:18:50,818
Don't worry, dad.
All roads lead back home.
425
00:18:50,852 --> 00:18:54,121
Ugh, that sounds like
a country song.
426
00:18:54,156 --> 00:18:56,057
I love you, dad.
427
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,726
I love you too, sweetie.
428
00:18:58,761 --> 00:19:00,862
Hey--hey, wait, will you, uh,
do me a favor
429
00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:04,132
and send Manson that pic
of him tea-bagging Atticus?
430
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,834
Okay. Will do.
431
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:08,403
Okay, sweetie.
I love you.
432
00:19:08,437 --> 00:19:14,208
♪ I live a life
that's surreal ♪
433
00:19:14,242 --> 00:19:19,847
♪ where all that I feel
I am learning ♪
434
00:19:19,881 --> 00:19:21,315
I'm coming with you.
435
00:19:21,349 --> 00:19:25,553
♪ Life has been turned
on the lathe ♪
436
00:19:25,588 --> 00:19:30,325
Mm, that makes me
so very happy.
437
00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:32,894
♪ Oh, in time ♪
438
00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:36,330
♪ it's all a sweet mystery ♪
439
00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:41,102
♪ when you shake
the tree of temptation ♪
440
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,838
♪ oh, and I ♪
441
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:47,408
♪ I know the fear
and the cost ♪
442
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:51,845
♪ of a paradise lost
in frustration ♪
443
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,580
♪ ♪
444
00:19:53,615 --> 00:19:59,520
♪ and the flame still burns ♪
445
00:19:59,554 --> 00:20:05,226
♪ it is there in my soul
for that unfinished goal ♪
446
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:10,931
♪ and the flame still burns ♪
447
00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:12,866
[Fading out]
♪ from a glimmer up there ♪
448
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,967
Good for you, man.
You made the right decision.
449
00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:18,037
Besides, even if you actually
had the balls to do it,
450
00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:20,406
and she actually said yes,
what would you have done?
451
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,208
I would've married her
right then and there.
452
00:20:23,243 --> 00:20:24,543
And then what? You would have
fucked like rabbits
453
00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:26,078
for a couple days,
you would have had
454
00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:27,546
some sweet, little pillow talk,
and then one day,
455
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:28,647
she asks you
to go to Home Depot with her.
456
00:20:28,681 --> 00:20:31,049
- [Laughs]
- Party's over.
457
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,451
You know, you talk a good game,
458
00:20:32,485 --> 00:20:34,052
but I was with you
when you died.
459
00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:35,487
And you were about to do it.
You were gonna take
460
00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:37,723
one last shot
at the love of your life, buddy.
461
00:20:37,757 --> 00:20:39,424
Sure, I would've
given it a try.
462
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,093
Maybe I could've even got her
back in the sack again,
463
00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:43,496
but eventually,
you get out of bed.
464
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:46,131
You're still you.
All the problems you ever had,
465
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,633
they're still there.
466
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,635
So you're just
supposed to give up?
467
00:20:49,669 --> 00:20:51,937
It's not about giving up.
It's about letting go,
468
00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:55,907
finally accepting who you are.
469
00:20:55,942 --> 00:20:59,911
Guess who.
470
00:20:59,946 --> 00:21:03,915
God, I can't wait for her to die
and come to hell.
471
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:07,352
Whew!
472
00:21:07,387 --> 00:21:09,455
Karen?
473
00:21:12,859 --> 00:21:15,227
Karen!
474
00:21:21,201 --> 00:21:23,202
[Sighs]
475
00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:30,811
You have to go, don't you?
476
00:21:30,845 --> 00:21:34,048
Yeah, I do.
477
00:21:34,082 --> 00:21:36,117
I'm sorry, I do.
478
00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,821
[Laughs]
479
00:21:39,855 --> 00:21:42,657
Don't be.
480
00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:50,566
Just--
[Laughs]
481
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,969
You just don't know
what you're gonna be missing.
482
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:54,871
I do.
483
00:21:54,905 --> 00:21:58,408
That's what makes this so hard.
484
00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:02,913
I could love you, you know.
485
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,549
- Oh, Faith.
- And...
486
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:09,152
I'm not saying that I do.
487
00:22:09,187 --> 00:22:13,724
I'm saying that I could.
488
00:22:13,758 --> 00:22:19,430
Which is rare for me
and deserves to be acknowledged.
489
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:25,269
You understand me better
than any guy I've ever met.
490
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:30,541
You get me, and that...
491
00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:35,713
that has been
the nicest feeling.
492
00:22:35,748 --> 00:22:39,216
[Sighs] I'm just sayin'.
493
00:22:39,251 --> 00:22:42,854
And I'm just sayin' that
you're pretty fucking amazing.
494
00:22:42,888 --> 00:22:45,690
I hope you find what
you're looking for out here.
495
00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:51,229
I hope you find what
you're looking for back there.
496
00:22:51,263 --> 00:22:53,965
I'll even say a prayer for you.
497
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:57,201
Just not a very big one.
498
00:22:57,236 --> 00:22:59,037
[Both chuckle]
499
00:22:59,071 --> 00:23:01,439
God, I hate
saying good-bye to you.
500
00:23:01,474 --> 00:23:04,409
Then don't.
501
00:23:04,443 --> 00:23:06,611
You know what?
502
00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:10,715
The great thing about
never really being together?
503
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:14,920
Never really have to break up.
504
00:23:14,955 --> 00:23:18,390
Hank, get the fuck
out of here...
505
00:23:18,425 --> 00:23:21,894
before I wrap my legs around you
and convince you to stay,
506
00:23:21,928 --> 00:23:25,631
and you know I can do it.
507
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,860
Ugh. Well.
508
00:23:53,894 --> 00:23:57,764
What is this?
What--ah, whoa!
509
00:23:57,798 --> 00:23:58,932
What's going on?
510
00:23:58,966 --> 00:24:00,367
Hank has to go.
511
00:24:00,401 --> 00:24:02,803
He's gotta see a horse
about a girl.
512
00:24:02,837 --> 00:24:06,774
This is about
following your bliss?
513
00:24:06,808 --> 00:24:08,876
About what we were talking about
in bed yesterday?
514
00:24:08,911 --> 00:24:12,114
- Is this about love?
- It is.
515
00:24:12,148 --> 00:24:15,551
Then you must go.
516
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:19,189
We can't turn the bus around,
but I can send an emissary.
517
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:30,333
[Sobs] I'm sorry, crying again.
518
00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:33,303
Don't be sorry.
It's unbecoming.
519
00:24:35,873 --> 00:24:39,142
All right, you...go.
520
00:24:39,176 --> 00:24:43,012
My work here is done.
521
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:47,684
[Sighs] I release you
to your happily ever after.
522
00:24:47,718 --> 00:24:50,687
[Beth Hart's My California]
523
00:24:50,721 --> 00:24:58,729
♪ ♪
524
00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:13,743
♪ Calling California ♪
525
00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:17,948
♪ is there anybody home? ♪
526
00:25:17,982 --> 00:25:21,084
♪ Hello, California ♪
527
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:26,056
♪ won't you please
pick up the phone? ♪
528
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:28,892
♪ I want to say I love you ♪
529
00:25:28,926 --> 00:25:33,596
♪ but I'm
a million miles away ♪
530
00:25:33,631 --> 00:25:36,766
♪ and I am thinking of you ♪
531
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,436
♪ I miss you and L.A. ♪
532
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:44,272
♪ for you and you alone ♪
533
00:25:44,306 --> 00:25:46,407
I know he means
a great deal to you,
534
00:25:46,442 --> 00:25:50,878
as he does to me, and I just
want you to know that...
535
00:25:50,913 --> 00:25:54,148
I'm here for you
if you need me.
536
00:25:54,183 --> 00:25:57,552
Emotionally, spiritually,
537
00:25:57,586 --> 00:26:01,957
and obviously sexually.
538
00:26:01,991 --> 00:26:03,458
Thank you, Atticus.
539
00:26:03,492 --> 00:26:04,926
I'm serious, darling.
540
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,096
Sometimes an orgasm
can relieve heartache.
541
00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:10,632
I've done a lot of research
into the area.
542
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:11,833
Could I at least get
a good luck kiss?
543
00:26:11,867 --> 00:26:13,234
I do have a gig tonight,
you know.
544
00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:15,403
I'm a bit nervous.
545
00:26:15,438 --> 00:26:18,840
♪ ♪
546
00:26:18,874 --> 00:26:21,576
♪ I have made you suffer ♪
547
00:26:21,610 --> 00:26:26,147
♪ left you waiting
in the rain ♪
548
00:26:26,182 --> 00:26:29,017
♪ while I was chasing demons ♪
549
00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:33,989
♪ in the deserts of my pain ♪
550
00:26:34,023 --> 00:26:36,825
♪ you know me better than ♪
551
00:26:36,859 --> 00:26:41,096
♪ the poison in my veins ♪
552
00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:44,599
♪ so, my love, remember ♪
553
00:26:44,634 --> 00:26:48,003
♪ when God forgets my name ♪
554
00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:51,640
♪ for you and you alone ♪
555
00:26:51,674 --> 00:26:55,677
♪ I'll lay my monsters down ♪
556
00:26:55,712 --> 00:26:58,546
♪ and I'll watch the sun
come up ♪
557
00:26:58,581 --> 00:27:01,316
I know you're not one
for emoting, Krull,
558
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:02,717
but thank you.
559
00:27:02,752 --> 00:27:06,888
I had a bird once.
Love of my life she was.
560
00:27:06,922 --> 00:27:09,657
I fucked it up, of course.
561
00:27:09,692 --> 00:27:12,127
I thought there'd be time,
you know?
562
00:27:12,161 --> 00:27:15,063
Turns out there's just roads,
563
00:27:15,097 --> 00:27:17,465
long and paved with potholes.
564
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,835
I read that once in a book.
565
00:27:20,870 --> 00:27:22,804
Go and get her, pal.
566
00:27:22,838 --> 00:27:27,209
♪ ♪
567
00:27:27,243 --> 00:27:32,647
♪ I'll leave my winters
in the sand ♪
568
00:27:32,682 --> 00:27:36,585
♪ hey, California ♪
569
00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:41,323
♪ California ♪
570
00:27:41,357 --> 00:27:51,400
Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
571
00:27:51,434 --> 00:27:56,105
♪ over California ♪
572
00:27:56,139 --> 00:27:59,776
♪ for you and you alone ♪
573
00:27:59,810 --> 00:28:03,746
♪ I will find my way
back home ♪
574
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,248
♪ and I'll love you ♪
575
00:28:05,282 --> 00:28:09,252
♪ like the sun
loves California ♪