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Previously on Californication:
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The missus caught me
eating one of her chocolate bars...
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out of the cleaning lady's vagina.
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- Hello, darling.
- You fucking fuck-face!
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I would like you to meet
the poet and philosopher...
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- Holy shit, that's Marilyn Manson.
- ...Marilyn Manson.
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We're talking about
doing a duet together,
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Maybe a tour of the States.
That'd be really something.
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I'm just here for the narcotics.
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- We're getting married!
- The Runkles!
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I'll fucking marry you fuckers.
On the stage at the Greek!
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Fuck, yeah. Why not?
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- You guys are coming on tour, right?
- What?
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We gotta keep writing this musical.
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If we're not together, I don't expect you
to have taken some vow of celibacy.
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You want me not to see anybody else,
just say the word.
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I've decided to go abroad
for an indeterminate amount of time.
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I want to make a literary pilgrimage.
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Watching her go, I don't know,
it feels like the end of something.
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Makes you wonder if she was the only
thing that was still keeping us together.
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How can you even debate this shit?
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Go. Hit the road.
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- Don't look back, you fucking ninny.
- Yeah, right.
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- What if...?
- "What if, what if?"
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You've lived your entire adult life
according to "what if."
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What if the one you think is the one
is not really the one?
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Well, what if you shut
your fucking pie hole...
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and pour me another drink?
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You came to see me.
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Yeah, but I can't help
where my dreams take me.
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Yeah, but what you dream about
when you get there...
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that says a lot.
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What the fuck is wrong with that, I ask?
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Nothing.
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She's pretty amazing,
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And in some ways,
she's perfect for me.
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It's your eternal dilemma, isn't it?
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Home sweet home
versus the wild call...
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- ...of the world outside your door.
- Yeah.
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We know which way you chose,
and you died to regret it.
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Says who?
It's not even me talking.
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You know that.
I just ask the questions.
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Why are you so afraid
to give up and let go?
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It's okay, Hank.
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We tried and we failed.
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It's not the end of the world.
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But if I gave up on us,
what would I have left?
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The rest of your life.
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Hank?
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You okay?
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Just a wet dream.
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And why on earth
are you packing so early?
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Well, first of all, it's noon.
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And second, I'm still leaving
after the show tonight.
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Which brings us to the real question...
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should I be packing for two?
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Because I am pretty sure I could fit...
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a multitude of black T-shirts
and jeans in...
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Or I could be possibly
persuaded to come back to bed...
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postpone packing.
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Be more persuasive.
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Are you pushing my head down?
Oh, my God.
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Just a little bit.
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- Pull it in!
- I'm trying.
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It's okay. All right,
Get the dress on, though.
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And I'm hard.
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Thanks, Hanky.
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Let me check. You're a liar.
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- And I love you for it.
- That's hardly appropriate.
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- Sorry, MILF-y Smurf.
- It's okay.
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She's not married yet.
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You sure you wanna
go through with this?
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- Why are you trying to talk her out of it?
- Why you be trying to talk me out of it?
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Charlie and Marcy Runkle
are the Fred and Ethel Mertz...
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of our time.
They belongs together.
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That's right,
And if you'll excuse me...
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Ethel has to make yellow
while Lucy and Ricky...
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discuss their issues and whatnot.
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So I have a chance
to go with Atticus on the road.
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- And?
- And I thought maybe...
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you would wanna talk about it.
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- Fuck, I don't know.
- I shouldn't factor into your decision.
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Yeah, but you do. You always do.
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Well, Hank,
what do you want me to do?
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I mean, say, "Oh, please stay.
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Let's live happily ever after"?
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I can't do that.
You want my permission?
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I mean, you're a big boy.
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You're gonna make your own decision
about it anyways.
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Besides, I thought you were
in a relationship with someone.
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Oh, I wouldn't... I mean, I...
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Maybe that's what's good for you.
Like, a non-relationship relationship.
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Because you have a hard time
functioning within the confines...
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of a traditional one.
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Well, there was never anything
traditional about us.
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Have you heard
from our literary pilgrim?
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No, only what she puts up on Instagram.
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What's Instagram?
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Okay, you guys work your shit out?
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You back together?
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I guess not.
Okay, here's the deal.
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Me and C.W. Runks
are gonna do this thing.
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- And you know why?
- No, why?
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Because we're gonna be
fucking happy.
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And you know why?
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- Why?
- Because it's better...
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than being fucking miserable
all the time.
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This whole time we've been here...
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it's been like a midlife crisis
roller coaster ride.
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And it's fucking over.
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- Okay. Good.
- Now.
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So let's all just live happily ever after.
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Good? Good?
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It's settled? Good.
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What's going on?
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Atticus had to sell the plane
to fund the tour.
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The record company ain't giving him
the kind of support they used to.
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And no thanks
to that nut-job missus of his...
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he's having some serious
cash flow problems.
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We're back to touring by bus.
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- Where is that fucking ginger?
- In the bedroom.
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He wants to talk to someone
who understands...
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what it's like
to live with heartbreak.
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I told him I got lots of experience...
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but, no, he doesn't care.
He wants you.
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Hey, Atticus.
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What's up, rock star?
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I can't do the gig tonight, Hank.
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Why is that?
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I went home this morning,
and got down on bended knee...
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and asked Natalie to take me back...
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and she told me to fuck off.
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I think she's really done with me...
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which is understandable,
given my behavior...
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but I've never done an opening night
without a good luck kiss from her.
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Back in the early days,
she used to give me...
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this really comprehensive blowjob,
like, balls and all, you know?
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Although I was usually too wired to come.
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That is a...
That's a cute story, buddy...
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but I'm afraid the big rock show
must go on.
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But I haven't been on a bus
in well over 10 years.
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It's so embarrassingly
bargain basement.
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Are you kidding?
That bus out there?
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That's beautiful, that bus.
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- Really? Do you like it?
- I love it.
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It's badass, are you kidding?
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- You think it's cool?
- So cool.
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It's like a land airplane.
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It's... It's gas-friendly, eco-fr...
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You'll probably get an award
for that shit.
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- How do you do it, Hank?
- Do what?
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The woman that you love is out there,
and you know you can't have her.
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How do you even get up in the morning?
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Well, booze is always helpful.
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And so is the art.
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You know?
Everything that I write...
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is either for her or about her,
so I'm with her...
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even when I'm not,
in my writing.
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That's very moving, Hank.
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- Do... Don't cry.
- Why?
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It's unbecoming.
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But you said something moving.
Why shouldn't I cry?
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What about your Aussie blokiness...
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and the British stiff upper lip?
Or whatever the fuck you are?
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I think you should
come on tour with me, Hank.
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I feel like
if we finish our masterpiece...
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our rock opera about love...
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maybe we'll both end up with the girl.
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I'll think about it.
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In the meantime...
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are you ready to rock out
with your cock out?
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You gotta admit,
this is pretty cool.
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It's like Disneyland every day.
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Yeah, without the morbidly obese
riding around on scooters.
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Even the concept of time
is different, you know?
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- Yeah.
- It's rock and roll...
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fucking summer camp forever.
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Well, it's gotta end
at some point, doesn't it?
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Says who?
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All roads lead back home eventually.
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Sounds like a country song.
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- Really? I mean...
- Hey.
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You're Faith, right?
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Yep, that's me.
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I'm Vince from Mysstery.
Two S's.
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- We're opening the show tonight.
- Well, hey, Vince from Mysstery...
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with two S's. Good luck up there.
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Cool. Thanks.
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Wondering if maybe
you wanna come hang on our bus.
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It's the one that says "cat club."
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We call it that because
if chicks wanna come on...
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we ask them to pee in this litter box
by the front door.
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See, this way we know for sure
that they're willing to party.
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Well, I'm free. I got a full bladder.
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I don't think you'd have to do that,
because you're pretty famous and all.
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Thanks for the preferential treatment
and all, Vince, but...
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What? We're not big enough
for the legendary Faith?
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No, no, it's not like that at all.
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But if you're gonna be a dick about it,
I can come clean.
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You're not that talented.
I've heard your album...
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and it's really shitty mall metal...
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so if I were you, I'd quit now...
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and maybe Hot Topic
will hire you back for the summer.
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You are kind of a bitch.
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Hey, watch your manners, son.
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- That's no way to talk to a lady.
- Fuck off, Dad.
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You know what this calls for.
Titty twister!
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Good evening, Los Angeles.
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You wanted the best?
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Well, they got stuck in traffic
coming up the fucking hill.
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From London, England,
by way of Mars...
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the Bacardi Concert Series presents...
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Atticus fucking Fetch!
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Good luck out there.
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Not that you need it.
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You are a fucking rock star.
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It's along way from church, huh?
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Are you kidding me?
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Do you, bald fucking wanker...
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take this sexy, little tree stump...
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to be your immortal beloved?
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I most certainly do... do.
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You do!
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Right. And do you,
delicious, little spinner...
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with whom I have shared
a sexual encounter...
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which will sustain me
well into my golden years...
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- ...take this...
- Not really.
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Sweaty, hairless pinhead...
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to be the very last sexual partner
of your entire life?
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Jesus.
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Don't do it!
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Well, when you put it like that...
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Let's do's it. I do's it.
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Good.
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An ovation.
Stick it on there, dude.
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By the power vested in me...
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by the Sun Kil Moon Ministry
of northern California...
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I now pronounce you
wife and early man!
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- I want a kiss!
- I want some!
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You have a little...
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While we're here,
does anyone else feel like...
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getting wedded on this glorious,
glorious L.A. evening?
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Anyone? Anyone?
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Me!
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Anyone?
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Karen.
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Karen, be with me.
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Spend the rest of your life
with this fool...
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and this fool will spend the rest of
his life making sure you don't regret it.
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- What do you say, baby?
- Yeah! Say yes!
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Will you be my wife?
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No? Nobody?
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Really?
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No? Then get the fuck off my stage.
Be gone, all of you.
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I wrote this next song
for my wife Natalie...
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in the hope that she'd forgive me.
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Although, if she did, I'd probably just
bugger it up all over again.
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Tonight, I'm gonna play it for my friend
and collaborator, Hank Moody...
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who knows a thing or two
about heartbreak himself.
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Wait, you look familiar.
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Hank Moody.
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- Come on.
- Manson.
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Thank you for coming
to my motherfucking show.
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Hi, Brian.
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Actually, I'm surprised that you came.
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I just want to make it clear,
I was just fucking with you.
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I would not give drugs
to your daughter.
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Because I need them for later.
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- How is the kid?
- She's great.
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Good. Would you get her
to send me the picture...
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- ...of me tea-bagging Atticus?
- I will do.
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- I wanna put that on my Facebook.
- Will do.
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And if you guys aren't together,
I would pee in your butt.
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- Drink, please.
- What?
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It's... it's... It's Becca.
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- Hey, sweetie.
- Hi, Dad!
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- How's the road treating you?
- It's so beautiful out here, Dad.
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I'm having the time of my life.
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And tomorrow, we leave for Europe.
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Glad to hear it.
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Are you happy, Dad?
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That... That...
That's a loaded question.
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I was just thinking about what I want
for all the people in my life...
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and I realized that I just want you
to be happy.
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I want to see you smile
and know you mean it.
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- Are you high right now?
- Significantly.
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We just smoked some killer weed.
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We", of course you did.
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Be careful, okay, sweetie? And...
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And have fun,
just not too much fun.
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Don't worry, Dad.
All roads lead back home.
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That sounds like a country song.
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you too, sweetie.
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Hey, wait, will you do me a favor...
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and send Manson that pic
of him tea-bagging Atticus?
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Okay. Will do.
298
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Okay, sweetie. I love you.
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I'm coming with you.
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That makes me so very happy.
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Good for you, man.
You made the right decision.
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Even if you had the balls to do it...
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and she actually said yes,
what would you have done?
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I would've married her
right then and there.
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Then what?
You'd fuck like rabbits for a couple days?
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Some pillow talk, then one day,
she asks you to go to Home Depot...
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party's over.
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You talk a good game,
but I was with you when you died.
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You were about to do it.
You were gonna take one last shot...
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at the love of your life.
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I would've given it a try.
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Maybe I could've got her
back in the sack...
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but eventually,
you get out of bed.
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You're still you.
All the problems you ever had...
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they're still there.
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You're just supposed to give up?
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It's not about giving up.
It's about letting go...
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finally accepting who you are.
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Guess who.
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God, I can't wait for her to die
and come to hell.
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Karen?
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Karen!
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You have to go, don't you?
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Yeah, I do.
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I'm sorry, I do.
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Don't be.
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Just...
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You just don't know
what you're gonna be missing.
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I do.
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That's what makes this so hard.
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I could love you, you know.
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- Oh, Faith...
- I'm...
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I'm not saying that I do.
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I'm saying that I could.
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Which is rare for me,
and deserves to be acknowledged.
336
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:33,362
You understand me
better than any guy I've ever met.
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You get me.
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And that...
That has been the nicest feeling.
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I'm just saying.
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And I'm just saying
that you're pretty fucking amazing.
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I hope you find
what you're looking for out here.
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I hope you find
what you're looking for back there.
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I'll even say a prayer for you.
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Just not a very big one.
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God, I hate saying goodbye to you.
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Don't.
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You know what?
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The great thing about
never really being together?
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Never really have to break up.
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Hank, get the fuck out of here...
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before I wrap my legs around you
and convince you to stay.
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And you know I can do it.
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00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,641
Well...
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What is this? What...?
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00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,316
- What's going on?
- Hank has to go.
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00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,688
He's gotta see a horse about a girl.
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This is about following your bliss?
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00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,789
About what we were talking about
in bed yesterday?
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- Is this about love?
- It is.
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Then you must go.
361
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:28,204
We can't turn the bus around,
but I can send an emissary.
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00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,150
I'm sorry, crying again.
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00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,258
Don't be sorry. It's unbecoming.
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00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,954
All right, you. Go.
365
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,030
My work here is done.
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I release you to your happily ever after.
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I know he means a great deal to you...
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00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,367
as he does to me.
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00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:59,399
And I just want you to know that...
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I'm here for you if you need me.
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00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:06,138
Emotionally, spiritually...
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and obviously sexually.
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00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:13,309
- Thank you, Atticus.
- I'm serious, darling.
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Sometimes an orgasm
can relieve heartache.
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00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:19,018
I've done a lot of research into the area.
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00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:20,918
Could I at least
get a good luck kiss?
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00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,185
I do have a gig tonight, you know.
I'm a bit nervous.
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00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:11,038
I know you're not one for emoting,
Krull, but thank you.
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00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:15,368
I had a bird once.
Love of my life she was.
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I fucked it up, of course.
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00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:20,545
I thought there'd be time, you know?
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00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,151
Turns out there's just roads...
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long and paved with potholes.
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00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,884
I read that once in a book.
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00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,555
Go and get her, pal.