1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:06,264 Oh, oh. She's doing it again. 2 00:00:06,649 --> 00:00:08,911 Phyllis has gotten into audiobooks. 3 00:00:08,929 --> 00:00:11,645 And lately she's been listening to 50 Shades Of Grey, 4 00:00:11,688 --> 00:00:14,053 which, if you don't know what it is, 5 00:00:14,071 --> 00:00:16,998 - it's a book about, uh, um-- - It's porn. 6 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:18,587 Yeah. 7 00:00:18,851 --> 00:00:20,285 [Chair squeaking] 8 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,734 Seriously? 9 00:00:23,622 --> 00:00:24,974 This is unacceptable. 10 00:00:25,005 --> 00:00:27,001 It's officially a hostile work environment. 11 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:27,769 Why? 12 00:00:27,788 --> 00:00:29,294 Somebody just needs to get her attention, 13 00:00:29,306 --> 00:00:31,136 tell her it's not okay to do this in public. 14 00:00:31,148 --> 00:00:32,936 Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog 15 00:00:32,955 --> 00:00:34,492 off the pillow once, and I got bit. 16 00:00:34,511 --> 00:00:36,748 Just ignore her. Sooner or later, she'll finish. 17 00:00:36,773 --> 00:00:38,842 [All groaning] Meredith! Good lord. 18 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:41,253 - What? - Phyllis is masturbating 19 00:00:41,286 --> 00:00:43,786 in the office right now as we speak. 20 00:00:43,827 --> 00:00:46,272 Can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy 21 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,442 go out there and fire her? 22 00:00:47,476 --> 00:00:49,224 He can't do that. 23 00:00:49,304 --> 00:00:53,024 Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. 24 00:00:53,064 --> 00:00:56,070 Doesn't become a violation till she physically acts on it. 25 00:00:56,103 --> 00:00:57,571 [All exclaim] 26 00:00:57,659 --> 00:01:00,821 W-w-wait, wait. Why is Phyllis so aroused? 27 00:01:00,848 --> 00:01:03,483 She's listening to50 Shades Of Grey. 28 00:01:03,609 --> 00:01:06,097 Well, there you go. That's muy caliente. 29 00:01:06,118 --> 00:01:08,603 Okay, you are useless. I'll take care of this. 30 00:01:12,009 --> 00:01:13,279 [Sputters] 31 00:01:13,304 --> 00:01:14,558 What the hell? 32 00:01:14,578 --> 00:01:16,590 It's okay, guys. She's no longer horny. 33 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:18,592 Excuse me, dirty birdie. 34 00:01:18,886 --> 00:01:20,209 What? 35 00:01:20,226 --> 00:01:22,861 You can have this back at the end of the day. 36 00:01:23,109 --> 00:01:24,733 Okay. 37 00:01:26,485 --> 00:01:27,468 [Yelps] 38 00:01:27,486 --> 00:01:30,071 [Cheerful music] 39 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:35,900 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 40 00:01:37,355 --> 00:01:38,955 Clark, I need your advice. 41 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:40,541 I'm having some lady troubles. 42 00:01:40,587 --> 00:01:43,275 - What's her name? - Esther Bruegger. 43 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,589 - Sweet. - Lives on the neighboring farm. 44 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,278 - 85 acres. - Oh, yeah. 45 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:48,156 Keep talking. 46 00:01:48,168 --> 00:01:49,977 Well, we've been out three times. 47 00:01:49,993 --> 00:01:51,718 There has been physicality. 48 00:01:51,749 --> 00:01:53,698 The thing is, we were hanging out with her father 49 00:01:53,728 --> 00:01:55,209 the other night, looking at a farm catalogue, 50 00:01:55,221 --> 00:01:58,323 next thing I know he wants to lease a tractor with me. 51 00:01:58,366 --> 00:01:59,605 [Groans] 52 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,416 [Laughs] 53 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,156 What do you think? 54 00:02:03,566 --> 00:02:05,254 The same thing that you think. 55 00:02:05,322 --> 00:02:08,391 Long-term tractor leases can put pressure on a relationship. 56 00:02:08,418 --> 00:02:11,020 God, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now. 57 00:02:11,055 --> 00:02:12,135 Something in the air. 58 00:02:12,147 --> 00:02:13,607 Here you go. 59 00:02:13,626 --> 00:02:15,338 And good for you, Dwight. 60 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:17,232 I'm so glad you found someone. 61 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,568 I bet she's got kind eyes. 62 00:02:19,624 --> 00:02:21,698 Dwight is dating a Brussels sprout farmer 63 00:02:21,723 --> 00:02:23,068 named Esther. 64 00:02:23,094 --> 00:02:25,296 She's coming here this afternoon with her father. 65 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:26,548 Who knows? 66 00:02:26,566 --> 00:02:28,461 Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart. 67 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,863 [Chuckling] 68 00:02:30,185 --> 00:02:33,020 [Amused sigh] 69 00:02:33,467 --> 00:02:35,785 Cece has been calling me Pamela. 70 00:02:35,842 --> 00:02:37,326 Like, four times this week. 71 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,543 Oh, man. 72 00:02:38,577 --> 00:02:39,665 [Chuckles] 73 00:02:39,721 --> 00:02:41,554 I wonder if she'll start calling you Jim. 74 00:02:41,602 --> 00:02:42,969 Oh, boy. Please don't. 75 00:02:43,193 --> 00:02:46,188 - I know. - Let's not let that happen. 76 00:02:46,377 --> 00:02:47,985 [Chuckles] 77 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,387 Um... 78 00:02:49,912 --> 00:02:52,273 Oh, what was I gonna-- what was I gonna say? 79 00:02:52,279 --> 00:02:53,973 Well, you know, your assistant told me 80 00:02:53,997 --> 00:02:56,314 that you have a big pitch meeting today. 81 00:02:56,459 --> 00:02:59,195 With Ryan Howard. How did that happen? 82 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:00,512 Not that Ryan Howard. 83 00:03:01,102 --> 00:03:03,339 - The Phillies first baseman. - Oh! Oh, okay. 84 00:03:03,358 --> 00:03:04,992 Yeah, yeah. Exactly. 85 00:03:05,313 --> 00:03:06,798 [Sighs] 86 00:03:07,773 --> 00:03:09,607 Um, okay. 87 00:03:09,746 --> 00:03:10,921 - Well... - Yeah. 88 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:13,200 So I'll talk to you later? 89 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,351 Yeah, sounds good. Okay. 90 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:15,313 - Okay, great. - Yup. 91 00:03:15,366 --> 00:03:16,698 - Bye. - Bye. 92 00:03:18,972 --> 00:03:22,224 [Laughter] 93 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,348 What's going on? 94 00:03:23,399 --> 00:03:26,475 Ooh, did Gangnam Style put out a new song? 95 00:03:26,584 --> 00:03:29,148 There's a promo for the documentary on the web. 96 00:03:29,939 --> 00:03:31,958 Play it again. 97 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:35,640 [Upbeat guitar music] 98 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:37,882 The boss. [All murmur] 99 00:03:37,901 --> 00:03:41,171 - There's Michael. - The workers. 100 00:03:45,611 --> 00:03:48,104 The lives. 101 00:03:49,389 --> 00:03:52,191 The loves. 102 00:03:54,157 --> 00:03:56,913 The people. 103 00:04:00,836 --> 00:04:03,337 The paper. 104 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:12,886 The Office, An American Workplace. 105 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:16,080 Coming soon on WVIA. 106 00:04:16,111 --> 00:04:17,592 Whoa. 107 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:20,254 You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes, 108 00:04:20,713 --> 00:04:22,753 and everything changes. 109 00:04:22,852 --> 00:04:24,964 This is a documentary? 110 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:26,456 Ohh. 111 00:04:26,525 --> 00:04:28,822 I always thought we were, like, specimens 112 00:04:28,861 --> 00:04:31,246 in a human zoo. 113 00:04:33,964 --> 00:04:36,132 [Typing on keyboard] 114 00:04:39,039 --> 00:04:41,070 Did you see this? 115 00:04:41,096 --> 00:04:42,547 [Clatter] 116 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,225 Your screen is all black. 117 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,013 You just unplugged your computer. 118 00:04:52,287 --> 00:04:54,305 Oh, my God. Is that you and Jim? 119 00:04:54,357 --> 00:04:56,787 - Uh-huh. - Jeez. 120 00:04:56,928 --> 00:04:58,416 You fell in love with that hair? 121 00:04:58,442 --> 00:05:00,209 Really? [Chuckles] 122 00:05:01,311 --> 00:05:02,632 Yikes. 123 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:05,782 That is awful. 124 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:08,278 It wasn't so bad. 125 00:05:08,302 --> 00:05:10,247 Guys, are you reading the online comments? 126 00:05:10,293 --> 00:05:12,780 Somebody commented on my banjo playing. 127 00:05:12,799 --> 00:05:14,786 "Banjo at 0:19 is a'ight." 128 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:17,622 Internet, calm down! [Chuckles] 129 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,834 I must have really connected with this guy. 130 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:20,978 I mean, that's a guy's name, right? 131 00:05:21,007 --> 00:05:22,958 Chobblegobbler? 132 00:05:26,421 --> 00:05:28,005 [Elevator dings] 133 00:05:30,395 --> 00:05:31,801 Hey, man, how you doing? Jim Halpert. 134 00:05:31,807 --> 00:05:33,282 Nice to meet you. Eat fresh. 135 00:05:33,311 --> 00:05:35,057 - Hey, man. Darryl. - Hey, man. Ryan. 136 00:05:35,076 --> 00:05:36,782 Nice to meet you. Eat fresh. 137 00:05:36,865 --> 00:05:38,483 Eat fresh. [Clicks tongue] 138 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,277 Let's go to the conference room. 139 00:05:44,368 --> 00:05:47,404 Esther's on her way up. I wonder if she wants a snack. 140 00:05:47,855 --> 00:05:48,911 Let me see. 141 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:51,772 I know she likes apples and carrots. 142 00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:53,126 I bet she does. 143 00:05:53,238 --> 00:05:55,432 I bet she'll eat 'em right out of your hand 144 00:05:55,493 --> 00:05:57,260 with those big, strong teeth. 145 00:05:57,776 --> 00:05:59,860 Did I tell you about her teeth? 146 00:05:59,882 --> 00:06:01,407 Hey, Dwight, you have some guests. 147 00:06:01,434 --> 00:06:04,423 I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper. 148 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,598 [Silently] Yes. 149 00:06:07,978 --> 00:06:10,480 Ah, the Bruegger family. Welcome. 150 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:12,009 Fine office you have here. 151 00:06:12,229 --> 00:06:13,262 Sturdy walls. 152 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,425 Yes. Esther. 153 00:06:15,602 --> 00:06:18,716 - You look radiant as always. - Thank you. 154 00:06:20,606 --> 00:06:23,131 I guess men find Esther attractive. 155 00:06:23,145 --> 00:06:25,029 I mean, if there are chubby chasers, 156 00:06:25,173 --> 00:06:29,089 then there are men that like that thing. 157 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,958 Weird to see how we used to look in those promos. 158 00:06:33,306 --> 00:06:35,319 Some of us have changed so much. 159 00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:37,651 We've all changed. 160 00:06:41,152 --> 00:06:43,102 With our firm, you'll be building equity 161 00:06:43,121 --> 00:06:45,240 for long after they retire your number. 162 00:06:45,269 --> 00:06:47,813 And we all know baseball does not last forever. 163 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:49,107 I look at these actors on TV, 164 00:06:49,127 --> 00:06:51,699 and I think, "come on. I can do that." 165 00:06:51,717 --> 00:06:53,824 Right? [Chuckles] 166 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,417 Watch this. 167 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:56,892 Eat fresh. 168 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,378 Now what does that make you think of? 169 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:00,438 - Subway sandwiches. - Yeah. 170 00:07:00,471 --> 00:07:02,851 How? I didn't say "Subway sandwiches" 171 00:07:03,002 --> 00:07:04,536 it's called playing the subtext. 172 00:07:04,688 --> 00:07:07,057 - Wow. - I actually wrote a screenplay. 173 00:07:07,089 --> 00:07:08,907 It's called The Big Piece. 174 00:07:09,004 --> 00:07:11,251 Based on his nickname. I like it already. 175 00:07:11,275 --> 00:07:12,909 Let me guess. It's autobiographical. 176 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,737 Half-biopic, half-superhero movie. 177 00:07:15,785 --> 00:07:18,437 The mild-mannered professional baseball player Ryan Howard 178 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:19,606 - hits a home run... - Okay. 179 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:20,712 ...into outer space. 180 00:07:20,743 --> 00:07:22,904 Ball comes back with space dust on it, 181 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,118 which transforms him into the Big Piece. 182 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:26,769 Big Piece. 183 00:07:27,095 --> 00:07:28,947 - The space dust does it. - Space dust. 184 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:30,144 - Okay. - I actually brought 185 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,929 some copies of my script 186 00:07:31,947 --> 00:07:33,438 if you guys want to read it together. 187 00:07:33,503 --> 00:07:35,337 Sure, yeah. [Chuckles] 188 00:07:35,369 --> 00:07:38,004 ♪ Hollywood ♪ 189 00:07:38,252 --> 00:07:39,469 All right. 190 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,460 - Yeah, we're gonna read it. - Okay, great. 191 00:07:41,488 --> 00:07:44,746 Andy, are there documentary groupies? 192 00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:46,287 Of course there are. 193 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:47,507 Of course. 194 00:07:47,538 --> 00:07:48,527 A little ironic 195 00:07:48,539 --> 00:07:50,424 that I'm gonna be kind of a TV star, 196 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:52,927 because my last Chad Flenderman novel 197 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:56,052 was based on a murdered TV star. 198 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:58,735 - The Small Scream. - Oh, I don't care. 199 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,574 Hey, guys, I just found another promo. 200 00:08:01,656 --> 00:08:03,851 - It's in Danish. - What? 201 00:08:03,864 --> 00:08:05,432 I guess it's gonna start airing in Denmark. 202 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:06,323 Oh, my God. 203 00:08:06,358 --> 00:08:09,543 [Man speaking Danish] 204 00:08:18,485 --> 00:08:20,769 What was that word they said when they showed me? 205 00:08:20,774 --> 00:08:23,847 Skrald mand? What's that mean in Danish? 206 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,467 "Cool guy?" 207 00:08:25,604 --> 00:08:27,272 "Dumpster man." 208 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:30,001 Cool. Superhero. 209 00:08:30,013 --> 00:08:31,245 What about me? 210 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,764 - Cloken tre pige. - Tre pige. 211 00:08:34,071 --> 00:08:35,573 "3:00 PM girl." 212 00:08:35,586 --> 00:08:37,048 What? 213 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:39,018 Why would they-- w-- wait a second. 214 00:08:39,024 --> 00:08:40,676 Wait a second. What was that? 215 00:08:40,706 --> 00:08:42,857 [Typing on keyboard] [Gasps] 216 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:44,971 I didn't know they were filming then. 217 00:08:45,005 --> 00:08:47,907 It looks like the cameraman was hiding behind the shelves. 218 00:08:47,931 --> 00:08:50,000 Wait, so they were filming all the time, 219 00:08:50,018 --> 00:08:51,400 even when we didn't know it? 220 00:08:51,463 --> 00:08:53,064 Oh, my God. 221 00:08:56,847 --> 00:08:59,598 There is much more secret filming than I expected. 222 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:01,454 But I am fine with it, I mean it. 223 00:09:01,485 --> 00:09:02,879 - I am. - Are you kidding me? 224 00:09:02,897 --> 00:09:04,487 It's like half the show is secret footage. 225 00:09:04,505 --> 00:09:06,137 I am a very private person. 226 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:08,262 I show 'em when I want to show 'em. 227 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,412 Who wants a taste? Boob sauce! 228 00:09:10,431 --> 00:09:11,833 - Meredith! - Come on! 229 00:09:11,865 --> 00:09:13,460 Oh, my God. Do they film us at night 230 00:09:13,484 --> 00:09:15,518 - when we're sleeping? - Yes, Erin. 231 00:09:15,581 --> 00:09:16,697 They film us at night when we're sleeping 232 00:09:16,715 --> 00:09:17,920 'cause that makes great TV. 233 00:09:17,945 --> 00:09:19,145 - Hey. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 234 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,558 - Oscar. - I'm sorry, sweetie. 235 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:22,888 This whole thing is just freaking me out. 236 00:09:22,947 --> 00:09:24,814 I have been very honest with you guys 237 00:09:24,848 --> 00:09:27,217 in a way that could seriously impact the political career 238 00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:29,020 of a very good friend of mine. 239 00:09:29,273 --> 00:09:31,586 You're not gonna use any of that, are you? 240 00:09:32,099 --> 00:09:34,205 People, relax. 241 00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:36,220 We are killing it online. 242 00:09:36,238 --> 00:09:37,790 Have you guys checked the comments? 243 00:09:37,817 --> 00:09:39,280 Smokethatskinwagon says, 244 00:09:39,315 --> 00:09:41,633 "you guys are killing it." I mean... 245 00:09:41,796 --> 00:09:44,167 we're internet sensations, guys. 246 00:09:44,198 --> 00:09:46,678 I think we need to figure out what's going on. 247 00:09:46,804 --> 00:09:48,913 I might just take a little walk. 248 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:53,318 Yes, a little walk sounds like a good idea. 249 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,310 Okay. 250 00:09:57,242 --> 00:10:01,212 [Indistinct whispering] 251 00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:02,781 Okay, everyone, turn off your mics. 252 00:10:10,031 --> 00:10:12,340 We need to know more. Did those shots have sound? 253 00:10:12,364 --> 00:10:14,117 What exactly did they get on tape? 254 00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:16,451 I sneezed into my hands without using purell 255 00:10:16,464 --> 00:10:17,771 and then dipped into the candy jar. 256 00:10:17,777 --> 00:10:19,535 - Did they film that? - My first week here, 257 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,205 I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more-- 258 00:10:22,224 --> 00:10:24,275 I thought I'd get more screen time as a villain. 259 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,465 Okay, Pam, why don't you visit your buddy, 260 00:10:26,483 --> 00:10:28,741 the crew guy that got fired, find out what they got? 261 00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:30,170 Brian? 262 00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:32,196 - Yeah. - Yeah, I guess I could. 263 00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:34,102 Hurry, Pam. I need to know how much hellfire 264 00:10:34,127 --> 00:10:35,641 is gonna rain down on me. 265 00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:37,407 I thought Teri knew about Cynthia. 266 00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:39,865 She does, but neither of them know about Lydia. 267 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:41,723 - Ooh. - Wow. 268 00:10:41,983 --> 00:10:45,333 Whoa! [Laughter] 269 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,582 Okay, so what's this lever do? 270 00:10:47,618 --> 00:10:50,920 That manipulates the secondary shaft. 271 00:10:51,013 --> 00:10:52,663 Oh, the secondary shaft. 272 00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:54,382 [Shudders] Ah-ooga! 273 00:10:54,414 --> 00:10:55,052 [Laughter] 274 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,572 The lift capacity's up to 2,000 pounds. 275 00:10:57,686 --> 00:10:58,747 That's a lot of beets. 276 00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:00,141 Let's talk terms. 277 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:03,771 If you agree to a 40-60 split on this tractor, 278 00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:05,689 I'll store it in one of my barns. 279 00:11:05,735 --> 00:11:08,178 Mr. Bruegger, are you trying to take advantage of me 280 00:11:08,196 --> 00:11:09,772 because I'm interested in your daughter? 281 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,426 50-50 split, or no deal. 282 00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:15,059 Esther, get in the truck. 283 00:11:15,618 --> 00:11:17,203 No, wait-- okay, wait. 284 00:11:18,587 --> 00:11:20,243 You win. 285 00:11:21,044 --> 00:11:23,846 [Chuckles] Let's get the paperwork started. 286 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,947 We should buy an Auger together. 287 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,391 Oh. Yeah. 288 00:11:31,743 --> 00:11:33,595 Yeah, we should do that. 289 00:11:33,613 --> 00:11:36,401 You would be a great one to buy an Auger with. 290 00:11:39,854 --> 00:11:43,203 Hello, honey, I just spoke to the TV repairman, 291 00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:45,801 and he says we need to keep our TVs turned off 292 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,082 for a couple of months. 293 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,067 Something about the wiring. 294 00:11:49,082 --> 00:11:50,916 Oh! Seven new comments. 295 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:53,498 "The guy at 0:19 is hawt." 296 00:11:53,644 --> 00:11:55,046 "Hi, bongripper, 297 00:11:55,065 --> 00:11:56,965 it's me, Andy, the guy from 0:19. 298 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,657 I'm glad that you enjoyed my work in that promo. 299 00:11:59,682 --> 00:12:01,920 I really enjoyed your comment. 300 00:12:01,946 --> 00:12:03,566 Going to read some more comments now. 301 00:12:03,572 --> 00:12:05,529 Have a great day!" 302 00:12:06,996 --> 00:12:09,764 "He's not hawt. He's gay." 303 00:12:16,098 --> 00:12:17,994 "Dear jasonjasonjason, 304 00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:19,349 it's me, Andy. 305 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,830 Nice name. Not! 306 00:12:20,842 --> 00:12:22,180 Guess what? I'm not gay. 307 00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:24,360 So you're an idiot. And I am hawt, 308 00:12:24,399 --> 00:12:27,444 according to people on this site who have a brain. 309 00:12:27,477 --> 00:12:30,242 Never comment on this page ever again." 310 00:12:30,643 --> 00:12:31,910 "He is hawt." 311 00:12:32,266 --> 00:12:35,135 See? Thank you. That's more like it. 312 00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:38,425 "He is butt." 313 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,419 Agh! Damn it! 314 00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:44,680 I'm about to lose my freaking mind! 315 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,753 Screw you, texaspoontappa. 316 00:12:49,397 --> 00:12:50,730 Ugh. 317 00:12:50,774 --> 00:12:52,842 Security deposit. That's been-- 318 00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:54,678 - Standard. - Right. Standard. 319 00:12:55,012 --> 00:12:57,556 - Hey, can I talk to you for one second? - Not now. No. No. 320 00:12:57,574 --> 00:12:58,976 - Just one second. - No. 321 00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:00,431 - One second. - I'm closing a deal 322 00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:03,487 on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate. 323 00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:04,939 - Don't do it. - What? 324 00:13:05,089 --> 00:13:06,122 Don't you cap that pen. 325 00:13:06,149 --> 00:13:07,208 Do not cap that pen! 326 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,981 Do-- no! You capped it! 327 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:10,379 Wow. You are serious. 328 00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:11,519 Okay, you've got two minutes. 329 00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:12,848 Then the cap comes off. 330 00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:15,165 Dude, we're being conned. 331 00:13:15,684 --> 00:13:17,217 Go on. 332 00:13:17,835 --> 00:13:20,070 These chicks are way too hot to be into us. 333 00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,096 Esther's just pretending to like you 334 00:13:22,108 --> 00:13:24,565 so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor. 335 00:13:25,756 --> 00:13:26,731 No. 336 00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:29,599 Yeah, the sister's trying to seduce me into buying an Auger with her. 337 00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:31,171 What? Has the guarantee expired 338 00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:32,309 on the Auger you have now? 339 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:35,090 I don't even know what an Auger is. 340 00:13:36,175 --> 00:13:37,975 No woman would ever want a man 341 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,208 who doesn't know what an Auger is. 342 00:13:40,495 --> 00:13:42,893 Hey. You ready to sign? 343 00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:45,905 I just need a moment to consider your offer. 344 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,414 Excuse me. 345 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,570 [Knock at door] 346 00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,391 Oh, hey. 347 00:14:00,409 --> 00:14:02,100 - Hey. - Hi. 348 00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:03,513 Hi. I'm sorry. 349 00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:04,619 Do you have a minute? Is this a bad time? 350 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,582 No, no. Please, yeah. 351 00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:07,878 Come on in. 352 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,293 Good to see you. Um, sorry. 353 00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:13,740 My place is usually not this-- 354 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,008 Oh, my gosh, please, don't. 355 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:17,775 Yeah, no, I-- actually, it's always like this. 356 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,680 [Laughter] You want to go outside? 357 00:14:19,699 --> 00:14:20,899 It's a little less cluttered out there. 358 00:14:20,924 --> 00:14:21,924 - Sure. Yeah. - Yeah? 359 00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:23,386 Yeah. 360 00:14:23,908 --> 00:14:25,346 [Sighs] 361 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,852 - Let me grab a couple drinks. - Okay. 362 00:14:29,949 --> 00:14:31,716 Oh, wow, you have a nice view. 363 00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:33,562 All right. 364 00:14:33,579 --> 00:14:35,947 - That's for you. - Oh, thank you. 365 00:14:36,678 --> 00:14:38,203 - Cheers. - Cheers. 366 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,581 [Radio plays loudly] All right. 367 00:14:40,606 --> 00:14:42,147 How much have you revealed on camera 368 00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:44,022 about your relationship with the Senator? 369 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,124 They caught us kissing on Halloween. 370 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,305 [Gasps] He was dressed like Ronald Reagan! 371 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,907 - Oww! - God. 372 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,205 Angela! Well, he kissed like Jack Kennedy. 373 00:14:52,216 --> 00:14:53,986 - Oh! - Stop it. 374 00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:55,130 Stop kissing him. 375 00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:56,755 Someone needs to call and warn him. 376 00:14:56,774 --> 00:14:58,299 This could ruin his career. 377 00:14:58,411 --> 00:15:00,286 I don't like giving him bad news. 378 00:15:00,292 --> 00:15:01,347 - Call him! - You call him! 379 00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:03,223 - Call him! Call him! - Stop hitting me! No! 380 00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:06,070 - So... - So... 381 00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:07,781 What brings you by? 382 00:15:08,098 --> 00:15:10,734 Well, the promo for the documentary aired today. 383 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:12,272 - Oh, yeah, that's right. - Yeah. 384 00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:13,848 - It's kind of crazy. - It is. 385 00:15:13,866 --> 00:15:15,673 See all this, like, old stuff. 386 00:15:15,703 --> 00:15:18,859 - I know. - Like, there's that shot 387 00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:21,186 - of Jim and I up on the roof. - Oh, yeah, that was-- 388 00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:23,952 - that was a good moment. - Yeah, wasn't that neat? 389 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:26,454 - Yeah, that was cool. - Yeah. 390 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:28,633 And there's this one when we were listening 391 00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:30,394 to music, and it's like-- 392 00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:32,125 it's like we were in love, 393 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,629 we didn't even know we were in love. 394 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:36,081 And it's-- 395 00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:38,576 but... 396 00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:41,185 do you think Jim's changed? 397 00:15:41,444 --> 00:15:43,006 - Um... - I'm sorry. 398 00:15:43,081 --> 00:15:44,431 Did that-- but that was out of the blue. 399 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,766 I just mean, because you know us, 400 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,568 and you've, like, observed us 401 00:15:47,602 --> 00:15:50,921 for ten years, and I feel like he's-- 402 00:15:51,731 --> 00:15:55,189 I just feel like he's so into his work right now, 403 00:15:55,213 --> 00:15:57,125 and... 404 00:15:58,256 --> 00:16:00,531 I don't know. Am I crazy? 405 00:16:00,869 --> 00:16:03,313 No, you're not crazy. 406 00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:08,697 Well, I wish that made me feel better. 407 00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:13,531 Listen, so everybody saw the promos, 408 00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:14,827 and they're kind of freaking out. 409 00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:16,403 - [Chuckles] - 'Cause it seems 410 00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:19,014 like you got a lot of private stuff on camera. 411 00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:20,999 - Yeah. - You know, stuff people 412 00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:22,901 didn't intend for everyone to see, 413 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,160 and they kind of want to know how much. 414 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:26,923 They want to know how much what? 415 00:16:26,962 --> 00:16:28,613 How much stuff you got. 416 00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:30,259 Pretty much everything. 417 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,942 Well, yeah, but what if we turn off our mic packs? 418 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,206 They've got parabolic mics. 419 00:16:34,231 --> 00:16:35,825 They can pick you up 100 yards away. 420 00:16:35,843 --> 00:16:39,212 So, no, if you were around there, they got you. 421 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,348 So we basically had no privacy for ten years. 422 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:44,429 That's not really true. I mean... 423 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:47,087 - that's-- - Um... 424 00:16:47,987 --> 00:16:49,461 yeah, I gotta go. 425 00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:50,408 Oh, no, hang on a second. 426 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,216 Pam, I'm sorry. I-- I-- 427 00:16:52,248 --> 00:16:53,586 I can explain this so much better. 428 00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:55,645 No, I think you explained it. 429 00:16:55,872 --> 00:16:59,154 Look, if you give me a chance, I can-- Pam. 430 00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:04,583 "Together we will win this baseball game against the Evil Space Yankees. 431 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,733 Eat fresh." 432 00:17:05,764 --> 00:17:07,653 That'll pay for the exploding helicopter. 433 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,474 - Smart. - Mm-hmm. 434 00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:12,539 "Suddenly, the Evil Thugs break into the stadium. 435 00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:15,480 The Big Piece hits baseball at the Evil Thugs." 436 00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:17,223 "Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks." 437 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,230 Come on, man. Sell it. 438 00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:22,415 Yeah, Jim. 439 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:24,800 [Forceful] "Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks!" 440 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,135 Yeah, that's better. 441 00:17:26,169 --> 00:17:28,053 "A bunch of hot women go, 442 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,338 'oh, yeah.'" 443 00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,425 "Megan, I was too shy to tell you this 444 00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:34,006 when I was just a normal professional baseball player, 445 00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:35,850 but I love you." 446 00:17:36,093 --> 00:17:38,482 "They kiss. It is super emotional. 447 00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:40,571 - Like in Toy Story." - Wow. 448 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,617 I tell you what. It's really strong. 449 00:17:42,651 --> 00:17:44,152 Can't wait to read the rest of it later, 450 00:17:44,165 --> 00:17:46,027 - see how it ends. - It's so strong. 451 00:17:46,082 --> 00:17:48,069 Keep reading then. 452 00:17:48,188 --> 00:17:51,145 "Gotta go. Darth Vader's launching a huge attack." 453 00:17:51,499 --> 00:17:53,120 Um, another thing. 454 00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:54,831 I'm gonna need you to get me the rights 455 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,357 to Darth Vader. 456 00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,252 I don't know how we'd go about doing that, but... 457 00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:02,519 - We can look into it. - We'll look into it. 458 00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:03,716 We need Darth. 459 00:18:03,747 --> 00:18:05,185 - We gotta get him. - Go after Darth then. 460 00:18:05,203 --> 00:18:06,926 - We're gonna go get him. - That's what we're gonna do. 461 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,695 We're gonna go get him. 462 00:18:09,642 --> 00:18:10,905 Maybe you're right. 463 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,048 Esther's a ten, 464 00:18:12,072 --> 00:18:13,690 and the best I've ever done is Angela, 465 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,830 who's a nine, and she rejected me. 466 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,562 A Scranton nine, but, yeah, point taken. 467 00:18:19,072 --> 00:18:20,681 Hey, let's go out tonight 468 00:18:20,714 --> 00:18:23,003 and just score a couple fours, huh? 469 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:24,908 I mean, there are no games with fours. 470 00:18:24,926 --> 00:18:27,021 Who needs a new tractor anyway? 471 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,221 Maybe we're the kind of guys 472 00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:30,440 who end up with a tractor that's already been rode hard 473 00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:31,778 and put away muddy. 474 00:18:31,784 --> 00:18:32,817 Screw new tractors. 475 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:36,189 Guys like us, we got to plant our seed a different way. 476 00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:38,063 By hand. [Door opens] 477 00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:40,041 Dwight. 478 00:18:40,109 --> 00:18:41,321 We need to talk. 479 00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:44,773 I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther. 480 00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:47,050 Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount 481 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,247 of work days, but my dad is planning on leasing it 482 00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:51,295 to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends. 483 00:18:51,311 --> 00:18:52,150 No. 484 00:18:52,169 --> 00:18:54,183 So you're gonna be paying more, but he's putting on 485 00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:56,134 ten times the miles, and he's pocketing a profit 486 00:18:56,146 --> 00:18:57,698 - behind your back. - That snake! 487 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,027 You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles, 488 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,288 or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine. 489 00:19:02,294 --> 00:19:04,497 That shady grove out by Willard's pond. 490 00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:05,785 Mm-hmm. 491 00:19:05,939 --> 00:19:09,475 So... you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? 492 00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:12,358 I mean, our courtship can proceed? 493 00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:13,846 Of course. 494 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:18,199 You didn't think I was just tractor bait, did you? 495 00:19:18,503 --> 00:19:20,466 N-no. [Laughs] 496 00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:21,784 - That-- - Yeah. 497 00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:24,598 Hey, Dwight. What's an Auger used for? 498 00:19:24,725 --> 00:19:26,410 Post hole digging. 499 00:19:26,443 --> 00:19:29,087 [Laughter] 500 00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:30,837 [Telephone ringing] 501 00:19:30,855 --> 00:19:32,749 You've reached Senator Robert Lipton. 502 00:19:32,811 --> 00:19:35,062 Please leave a message. [Telephone beeps] 503 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,216 - Hi, honey! - Hey, honey. 504 00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:37,304 - No, you go. - Go. No, go ahead. 505 00:19:37,331 --> 00:19:39,332 - Hi, honey. - Hey, hey, Robert. 506 00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:41,277 - It's Angela and Oscar. - Hey. 507 00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:42,772 Just a few quick things. 508 00:19:42,823 --> 00:19:45,628 Um, the documentary's going to be airing soon, 509 00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:47,509 and-- and you look great in the promos. 510 00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:49,930 - Oh, you look so handsome. - Oh. 511 00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:51,614 Very presidential. 512 00:19:51,632 --> 00:19:53,849 - Very much so. Absolutely. - Yeah. 513 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,180 Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be outed as gay. 514 00:19:56,198 --> 00:19:59,032 Yes, and I cheated on you with Dwight. 515 00:19:59,044 --> 00:20:00,663 It looks like they got it on film. 516 00:20:00,687 --> 00:20:02,432 I didn't tell you about it. 517 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,572 - I think that's it. - I think we're good. 518 00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:06,816 - Done. Okay. - Bye. Love you. 519 00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:09,025 [Whimpers] 520 00:20:11,415 --> 00:20:14,204 Hey, texaspoontappa and jasonjasonjason 521 00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:15,651 and all the rest of you haters out there, 522 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:16,945 check this out. 523 00:20:17,045 --> 00:20:20,013 [Plays an upbeat melody] 524 00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:21,785 ♪ 525 00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:25,643 _ 526 00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:39,071 Good night, Andy. 527 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,684 Huh? Yeah. 528 00:20:40,696 --> 00:20:41,720 See ya. 529 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:45,009 Oh! What? 530 00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,367 [Grumbles] 531 00:20:49,044 --> 00:20:52,046 [Moans] 532 00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:56,178 [Speaking Danish] 533 00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:58,161 Elskere. 534 00:20:58,212 --> 00:21:00,675 I hope you got sound on everything. 535 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:03,449 I'd love a DVD of that. 536 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,025 _ 537 00:21:07,044 --> 00:21:09,303 _ 538 00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:14,671 [Car horns honking] 539 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:26,634 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther