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If you want me to say "I'm sorry", fine.

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I'm sorry I didn't record it in HD.

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But I really don't see
that much of a difference.

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Ok, that... that is
what upsets me the most.

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There's a huge difference, Dallas.

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Why don't we just agree to disagree, okay?

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High-def, low-def,

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mos def. I don't care.

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Babe, it's an objective fact...

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HD is better than regular
D. They improved it.

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Why wouldn't you want
something that's been improved?

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It's like a doctor offering you penicillin

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and going, "no, thanks.
I'll go with leeches."

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Look, George, it's been a long day.

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Fine. I'm just saying we
pay all this money for cable,

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we should at least get our money's worth.

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Oh, you're gonna get your money's worth.

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That came out sounding
a little prostitute-y,

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but you know what I mean.

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I'm serious, Dallas.
It's not just the cable.

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You know, we also have
two Netflix accounts.

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I mean, who are we? Jay-Z and Beyonce?

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Think about it... if we lived together,

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we would save on groceries, on utilities...

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So what are you saying, George?

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You wanna move in with me

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'cause it sounds like a good deal?

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Well, yeah. But also 'cause it makes sense.

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I mean, we're stable. We're happy.

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We're over at each other's
houses all the time.

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Let's consolidate.

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Well, when you put it like that...

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Yeah. Come on.

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Let's... let's shack up... 

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and stick it to our cable providers.

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Just think about it, okay?

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Okay. I'll think about it.

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While George and Dallas
contemplated a future together,

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I was going through
the opposite experience.

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My boyfriend was preparing to leave,

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and all of Chatswin was
waiting for him to announce

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which college he would play football

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and, theoretically, take classes at.

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I'm, like, freaking out right now.

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Like, the press conference is tomorrow,

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and I have no idea what I'm gonna decide.

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What should I decide?

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Why don't you just say you need more time

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and postpone until you've decided?

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No, I... I can't. It's,
like, a whole thing.

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There are hats involved.

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- Okay.
- Uh-huh.

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Then let's go through the options again.

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Okay.

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Rutgers. Super solid team,

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super close to Chatswin,

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and super good for maintaining our love.

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- And then there's...
- Mid Florida Tech.

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They are one of the all-time
winningest-est-est teams

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in the country. And it's my childhood dream

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to go there and own my own alligator

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that I keep in the stands
and teach to say my name

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so it can cheer for me during games.

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- But...
- But it's Florida.

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I'd be out of sight and
possibly out of mind,

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and when you came to visit,

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your hair would probably look horrendous.

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Right. But you can't pick a school

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based on how the climate's
gonna make my hair look.

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No. 

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- No?
- No.

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No.

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I think I decided.

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I want you to decide for me.

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Ryan. Look, I'm happy to
help you make this decision,

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but it has to be your decision.

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Okay.

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Ryan Shay! Ryan Shay!

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Mid-Florida Tech wants you...

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real bad!

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What?!

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I'm, like, halfway to an alligator here.

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Okay. That's enough.

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Seriously, whores. Beat it.

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Aw, they seemed sweet.

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Not a lot of curb appeal.

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But what she lacks in looks

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she makes up for in girth.

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That's a handsome lot you're sitting on.

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You lookin' to sell?

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Oh, no.

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No one takes pictures of
their house for no reason.

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What's the story, Sport?

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Can't make the payments?
Got a thing for the ponies?

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- You back on the pipe?
- Look, Dallas and I

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are thinking of...

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Living in sin? Hurting God's feelings?

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Moving in together. Potentially.

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So I guess you could say

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I'm considering putting
my place on the market.

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But we're not there yet.

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What if I told you I had a buyer?

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A buyer?

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I have a couple

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who are dying to live on this block,

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and who would probably
pay well above market

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for that pile of peeling
paint you call home.

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How far above market?

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That remains to be seen.

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Hi, Tessa.

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Oh, hey, Dalia.

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Ryan's totes lucky to have you

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to help him make his
big decision or whatever.

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Just a sounding board really.

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He's still totes lucky.

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You're really good at
getting involved in things

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you don't really need to get involved in.

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Uh, thank you.

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Listen, Dalia, are you upset...

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that I found out you hooked up with Jenna?

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'Cause I didn't tell anyone.

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O.M.G., that's totes not it.

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I just hope one day I can return the favor

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and get involved with something

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you might not want me
involved in. That's all.

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Like what?

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Okay, so these are the California schools.

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How do you feel about California?

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- You mean sexually?
- No.

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Ryan, before you answer,

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just remember that if you go that far away,

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your mother and I will die of grief.

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Upon which I will bury
them, sell your belongings,

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and move to Oregon.

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So university of Oregon?

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She's my only remaining family, Tessa.

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We need a rational adult.

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Where's Sheila?

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Sheila was avoiding dealing
with the pain of Ryan leaving

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by throwing herself into
work, headlamp first.

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That's Leslie.

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Leslie.

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Leslie!

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Leslie!

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Oh, Sheila, hi.

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Boy, am I glad to run into you.

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You know me. I love this neighborhood.

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I know you do.

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I jog through every night

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just hoping one of these
places will go on the market.

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- Yeah.
- I can't help it. I just...

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I see us here.

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I see you here, too.

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In fact, I see you right... here.

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Is that house being listed?

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Nope. And it never will be.

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Because you are going to buy it

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before anyone else gets the chance to.

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Oh, Sheila!

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I know. I know. We could be neighbors.

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I could help you raise the baby.

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Oh! Oh, they grow up so fast.

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Oh, before you know it, he'll be a man,

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and ready to abandon you for college.

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- Oh, she's actually a girl.
- Oh.

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Well, you can always try again. 

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Thank you both for agreeing to a sidebar.

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Obviously, dad can't
discuss the matter without...

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My beautiful boy!

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My velveteen colt!

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Did he just say "velveteen colt"?

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Listen, I know which
school Ryan should go to.

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And my endorsement is completely unbiased.

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Uh, Lisa? Whoa.

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Where did that come from?

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Tessa, the origin of that insanely gorgeous

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80" flat screen is unimportant.

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What is important is this.

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"The North Las Vegas
Institute for Casino Studies"?

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Go, gamblers! Is that a big sports school?

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Um, it's a big sports betting school.

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Lisa Marie Shay. I can't believe you.

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You sold out for a flat screen?

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And a pair of snakeskin boots

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that quite frankly look like
they belong on Toby Keith?

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These here are premium snake,

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not to mention...

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the pearl finish Escalade.

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Holla.

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They gave you a pearl finish Escalade?

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Holla.

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They gave you a pearl finish Es...

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Oh, wow!

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We're leaving.

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Wait. No. Ryan?

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If you won't listen to me,

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at least just listen to your birth mother.

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Hello there. I'm your mama...

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Carmen Electra.

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Mama?

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I always knew I was an electra.

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In my heart I knew it.

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Ryan Electra.

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That sounds right.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

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Carmen Electra, is there any chance

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- you are Ryan's birth mother?
- No.

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But you know who would be
like a birth mother to you?

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The North Las Vegas
Institute for Casino Studies.

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Shame on you both.

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I drown out my shame with
a car that goes "boom."

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We'll need to re-cover that couch.

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Something calico.

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O... okay. Again, this is super premature.

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Mm. Lose the family photos...

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particularly the super gay ones.

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Super gay ones? That's
me and my grandfather.

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Doesn't matter. We'll want
her to see herself living here,

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not you and your handsy gramps. 

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If we do a little
spending on the front end,

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we'll more than make up
for it on the back end.

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Leslie will enter this
property and see her dream home,

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not the time-worn creepy
shack of a pansexual loner.

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Now I need to see your attic.

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Yep.

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This'll be the crafts room.

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The what now?

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Your future buyer. She shared
something with me, George...

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her childhood was whiled away

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in an attic she converted to a crafts room.

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Oh.

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She has very fond memories

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of the bedazzling, the
ribbon barrette making,

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and the felt puppet
work that space nurtured.

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So for Leslie, this room will
be the pièce de résistance.

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Okay, you know what?

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I... I think we're putting
the cart before the horse here.

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Dallas hasn't even said "yes."

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We're dipping a toe, George.

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We're just dipping a toe.

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All right. What do you want me to do?

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Something you'd eventually
have to do anyway.

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Order up a dumpster and
dispose of this trash.

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And by "trash," you mean my
memories and family history?

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Yes.

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Oh, my God. Do you have a hamster, George?

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Clean that up. That's unsanitary.

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Mm-hmm.

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Have you heard of the hantavirus?

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Did we all get the raspberry in the finish?

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Yes.

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That was a trick question.

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There was no raspberry in the finish.

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Didn't you used to get towels?

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With any luck, by this time next year...

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we'll be toasting at your wedding.

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Oh, I don't know about all that.

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Oh, I think Carmen's right.

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George asking you to move in

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is one step closer to him ask...

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We're really just doing it for
practical reasons, primarily.

263
00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:00,997
What do you mean "practical reasons"?

264
00:10:01,028 --> 00:10:03,168
You know, to save money on the gas we use

265
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:07,015
driving to each other's
houses... and so forth.

266
00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,036
Are you crying?

267
00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,613
No.

268
00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:12,696
Yes.

269
00:10:13,227 --> 00:10:15,248
Javier, could you get me... a towel?

270
00:10:15,368 --> 00:10:18,312
What on earth is wrong with you, Dallas?

271
00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:21,800
This is the most exciting
thing that ever happened to you.

272
00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:23,365
And you met garry Shandling.

273
00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:24,816
I know, y'all. I know.

274
00:10:24,797 --> 00:10:27,093
I just thought George
asking me to move in with him

275
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:30,391
would be more... romantic.

276
00:10:30,459 --> 00:10:32,174
Oh, men don't know how to be romantic.

277
00:10:32,294 --> 00:10:33,331
Bob does.

278
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,965
The first time we made love
was on a bed of rose petals

279
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,915
that he hot-glued to my mattress.

280
00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:42,491
He whispered in my native tongue
that my body was a wonderland.

281
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:45,225
And finally, when I could take no more,

282
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,989
he made me arrive.

283
00:10:47,765 --> 00:10:51,087
In fact, I arrived a lot
earlier than I usually do.

284
00:10:52,664 --> 00:10:54,534
I'm gonna hit the showers.

285
00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:58,182
Thanks again for helping
me out with this, man.

286
00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,665
No problem, my nubian.

287
00:10:59,696 --> 00:11:03,456
Okay... keep, dump, or storage?

288
00:11:03,481 --> 00:11:05,421
Are you kidding me? Look at this...

289
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,105
Flap in the back? Two-tone pockets?

290
00:11:08,225 --> 00:11:09,600
It's a Gordon Gartrell. Keep.

291
00:11:09,638 --> 00:11:12,466
This is a dump if ever I saw one.

292
00:11:12,528 --> 00:11:14,399
- This is a big, steaming dump.
- Hey.

293
00:11:14,519 --> 00:11:15,563
Keep.

294
00:11:18,773 --> 00:11:21,138
Oh, man. This is Alex's stuff.

295
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:21,888
Dump.

296
00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:24,285
No, I... I can't do that.

297
00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:26,756
Some of her songwriting
notebooks are in here.

298
00:11:27,538 --> 00:11:29,265
So? No one wants to hear

299
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,768
her poor man's Lisa Loeb-style vag ballads.

300
00:11:32,888 --> 00:11:34,094
Dump.

301
00:11:34,119 --> 00:11:35,258
No. I can't do that.

302
00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:37,573
So... keep?

303
00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:39,781
Well, I don't wanna keep, either.

304
00:11:40,507 --> 00:11:42,234
But... storage seems weird,

305
00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:43,604
and dump just seems mean.

306
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:46,876
So is there a new category,
is that what you're saying?

307
00:11:46,996 --> 00:11:48,528
That even after all of these years,

308
00:11:48,528 --> 00:11:51,687
your ex-wife still gets her own category?

309
00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:56,867
While George tried to figure
out how to deal with his past,

310
00:11:56,879 --> 00:11:59,695
i was still trying to help
Ryan navigate his future,

311
00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:01,384
and time was running out.

312
00:12:01,504 --> 00:12:03,492
Okay, I made a list

313
00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:05,520
of all the pros and cons of every school.

314
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,968
Tessa, you're blinding me with science.

315
00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:10,012
I have no idea what
you're saying right now.

316
00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:11,351
The press conference is tomorrow,

317
00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:13,256
- and nobody's helping me.
- Excuse me.

318
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,423
I'm helping you.

319
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:16,175
I wish I could just spin a wheel of fortune

320
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,494
and land on the right answer.

321
00:12:18,578 --> 00:12:20,530
Okay. Well, then how about this?

322
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,265
I'll write down the
names of all the schools,

323
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,264
put 'em in a hat,

324
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:26,393
and you can close your eyes and pick one.

325
00:12:28,232 --> 00:12:30,078
The hat will decide.

326
00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:33,226
Well, actually, the draw will decide.

327
00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:37,523
Fine. The hat.

328
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,701
This was a stupid idea.

329
00:12:39,821 --> 00:12:41,818
This isn't how you pick a college.

330
00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:43,968
You choose the school
that feels right to you.

331
00:12:44,006 --> 00:12:46,440
- The school where you see yourself.
- Uhh! No! No!

332
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:49,005
I knew which school that
was, and so did Ryan.

333
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,646
So instead of letting him wind up

334
00:12:51,702 --> 00:12:53,190
somewhere he didn't wanna go...

335
00:12:53,234 --> 00:12:54,798
You rigged the draw?

336
00:12:55,092 --> 00:12:57,607
- Mid Florida Tech.
- Wow.

337
00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:00,961
If I threw it all away and
left it up to actual chance,

338
00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:01,906
he could have ended up

339
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:04,784
at the North Las Vegas
Institute for Casino Studies.

340
00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:06,454
- Oh.
- And, uh...

341
00:13:06,498 --> 00:13:07,968
I'm not that much of a gambler.

342
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,883
No. Me, either.

343
00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:11,835
But I do like the slots.

344
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,733
Do you think I messed up?

345
00:13:15,983 --> 00:13:17,103
Tessa, no.

346
00:13:17,134 --> 00:13:19,311
I think you put his happiness before yours,

347
00:13:19,343 --> 00:13:21,326
and that's what love is.

348
00:13:31,198 --> 00:13:32,512
Uh, thanks, Helen.

349
00:13:32,499 --> 00:13:35,203
Like I said, I just felt
weird throwing it away.

350
00:13:35,209 --> 00:13:36,855
Well, Alex uses my apartment

351
00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:38,628
as her personal storage unit, anyway.

352
00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:40,740
So what's one more box on the pile?

353
00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:43,255
Well, um, okay. Thank... thanks again.

354
00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:44,386
I'll see you.

355
00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:47,609
She always had a grip on you, didn't she?

356
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,124
What's that?

357
00:13:49,543 --> 00:13:50,542
Alex.

358
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,476
Oh.

359
00:13:52,158 --> 00:13:54,029
I don't know...

360
00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:56,150
what to say.

361
00:13:56,182 --> 00:13:58,127
You don't have to say anything.

362
00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:00,461
I... I know how hard it must have been

363
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,494
for you to drive that box over here,

364
00:14:02,532 --> 00:14:03,839
to let go.

365
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,412
This woman you're moving in with,

366
00:14:06,405 --> 00:14:08,996
she must be really special.

367
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:13,982
You know what?

368
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,504
She is.

369
00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:24,031
And this is the attic.

370
00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:26,052
Or as it's called by the current owners,

371
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:27,297
the crafts garret.

372
00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:30,556
Oh. Hello there.

373
00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:32,464
Oh, 'ello. I didn't hear you come in.

374
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:34,097
I were just sewin' my poppet.

375
00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:38,090
Leslie, you just have to see
the view from that window.

376
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:41,950
Take it easy, kid.

377
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,508
You're supposed to be a crafts geek,

378
00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:44,853
not a Victorian ghost.

379
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,892
The accent felt right for my character.

380
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,875
Hey. It's my character.

381
00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:50,671
I am just letting you play her.

382
00:14:52,297 --> 00:14:54,431
So, Leslie,

383
00:14:54,449 --> 00:14:55,607
what do you think?

384
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,514
This is it, Sheila. This is home.

385
00:15:02,596 --> 00:15:04,772
Finally, the moment of truth...

386
00:15:04,823 --> 00:15:06,725
she said ironically...

387
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,164
had arrived.

388
00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:09,747
Whatever happens, I'll be fine.

389
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,530
I have my career and I have the two of you,

390
00:15:11,561 --> 00:15:13,598
and I have Leslie and Leslie's baby...

391
00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:16,234
Ryanna. Which, of course,
is not her name. Yet.

392
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,854
Good afternoon.

393
00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:21,039
Wow. Let me begin by saying

394
00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:23,841
we haven't seen this much
press at Chatswin High

395
00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:26,407
since our former drama instructor

396
00:15:26,401 --> 00:15:28,966
staged an underage production
of "The Full Monty."

397
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:31,464
- Oh, it was so good. Such brave young men.
- Don't even. Stop it.

398
00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:33,201
Without further ado,

399
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,884
here's the man of the hour,

400
00:15:34,928 --> 00:15:37,682
Ryan "The Body" Shay.

401
00:15:42,513 --> 00:15:44,228
Ryan! 

402
00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:47,123
- Yeah, bro!
- Wow. Hey, everyone.

403
00:15:47,142 --> 00:15:48,800
Thank you all so much for coming.

404
00:15:49,494 --> 00:15:51,672
I know you're all waiting
to hear my decision.

405
00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:54,806
And it was not an easy
decision, but I decided it.

406
00:15:57,779 --> 00:15:59,280
Rutgers is awesome!

407
00:15:59,287 --> 00:16:00,481
Thank you, God.

408
00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:01,582
He's a merciful lord.

409
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:02,658
But I'm not going there.

410
00:16:02,652 --> 00:16:04,485
Oh, I never trusted you.

411
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:05,267
He's not real. I knew he wasn't.

412
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,462
So then I thought...

413
00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:08,020
Go, gamblers. Go, gamblers.

414
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:12,124
I will not go to this school.

415
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:15,176
He's not even gonna fake
us out? He's just not going?

416
00:16:15,201 --> 00:16:17,103
So finally, I decided

417
00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:20,792
that I only have three words left to say...

418
00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:25,061
and those three words are
Mid Florida Tech, baby!

419
00:16:26,087 --> 00:16:28,076
Oh, Fred. It's okay.

420
00:16:28,132 --> 00:16:31,599
Thank you, Chatswin. So long.

421
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,916
It wasn't "good-bye" necessarily.

422
00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:44,601
It was just... "So long."

423
00:16:57,553 --> 00:16:59,292
Follow your dreams.

424
00:16:59,824 --> 00:17:01,313
And don't eat carbs.

425
00:17:01,638 --> 00:17:02,858
Wow!

426
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,023
You have to do both if you
wanna achieve greatness.

427
00:17:05,143 --> 00:17:07,056
Thanks, man. A... and congrats.

428
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,370
Come here.

429
00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:13,657
Yeah. Congrats, Ryan.

430
00:17:14,752 --> 00:17:16,604
We're really gonna miss you, and whatever.

431
00:17:16,648 --> 00:17:17,749
Thanks, Dalia.

432
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,448
- I'm really gonna miss you guys, too.
- Yeah.

433
00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:25,426
It must have been so hard
deciding to leave Chatswin...

434
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,096
and Tessa.

435
00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:29,330
It was hardest on the hat, I think.

436
00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:31,833
The hat decided and I
have the hat to thank,

437
00:17:31,839 --> 00:17:32,959
because everything

438
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:36,225
turned out just how it
was supposed to, you know?

439
00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:37,332
Totes.

440
00:17:37,452 --> 00:17:38,970
Unless it didn't.

441
00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:41,686
What is that supposed to mean?

442
00:17:41,892 --> 00:17:43,318
Why don't you ask Tessa?

443
00:17:43,387 --> 00:17:44,369
Ask Tessa what?

444
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,371
Ask her why all the little pieces of paper

445
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,387
that she put in the hat said
the same school's name on them.

446
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,483
Tessa played you, Ryan.

447
00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:53,191
Okay, now I know you're lying.

448
00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:55,600
Because if Tessa was gonna write
the same college over and over,

449
00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:56,932
she would have written Rutgers,

450
00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:58,778
so her and I would be closer.

451
00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:00,830
Unless she didn't want you to be closer.

452
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,996
Anyway, like I said...

453
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,685
congrats.

454
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,115
How could you do this to me?

455
00:18:19,982 --> 00:18:22,365
You mean how could I do this for you?

456
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,805
Look, Ryan, I know that's
where you wanted to go,

457
00:18:24,848 --> 00:18:27,451
and the only thing
standing in your way was me.

458
00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:28,990
You're right.

459
00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:33,338
You were the only thing standing in my way.

460
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:36,347
Ryan, I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me.

461
00:18:36,385 --> 00:18:38,268
I'm mad at you. I'm super mad at you.

462
00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:40,176
The hat was gonna decide.

463
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,391
But what if the hat sent you someplace

464
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,273
that you didn't want to go?

465
00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:44,355
It wasn't your call, Tessa.

466
00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:46,163
But you said I could pick anyway.

467
00:18:46,283 --> 00:18:47,515
Do you remember that?

468
00:18:47,635 --> 00:18:49,098
You asked me to choose.

469
00:18:49,218 --> 00:18:51,857
So in a way, I did.

470
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,177
- Right?
- Right.

471
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,898
And what you chose was to send me away

472
00:18:58,587 --> 00:18:59,932
instead of keeping me close to you,

473
00:18:59,944 --> 00:19:02,234
and that's what hurts me the most.

474
00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:16,448
What now?

475
00:19:20,239 --> 00:19:22,675
Nothing now.

476
00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:29,056
We're over.

477
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,946
I just can't believe you got
an offer on your house already.

478
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,566
I mean, it wasn't even on the market.

479
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,433
Y... yeah. Well, you know, may... maybe...

480
00:19:48,902 --> 00:19:49,978
it maybe was meant to be.

481
00:19:50,016 --> 00:19:53,600
Or maybe Sheila is just
really good at her job.

482
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:55,978
Yeah.

483
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,724
Are you... are you getting cold feet?

484
00:19:58,755 --> 00:19:59,975
Yes.

485
00:20:01,045 --> 00:20:03,123
But for me, it's more
of a circulation thing.

486
00:20:03,179 --> 00:20:04,894
My hands are always cold, too.

487
00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:07,140
Well, then...

488
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,092
I will warm them...

489
00:20:09,212 --> 00:20:11,088
every night.

490
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,378
That's a promise.

491
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,636
George Altman,

492
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,551
are you getting romantic on me?

493
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:18,909
I'm trying.

494
00:20:21,714 --> 00:20:23,721
What do you say?

495
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:25,660
Should we go for it...

496
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:27,881
or not?

497
00:20:30,248 --> 00:20:32,401
- We go for it.
- Yeah?

498
00:20:44,357 --> 00:20:46,046
So who's gonna tell Tessa?

499
00:20:51,139 --> 00:20:53,949
I still can't imagine how he found out.

500
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,589
The only person I told was Dallas.

501
00:20:56,709 --> 00:21:00,004
You think... she said something to Ryan?

502
00:21:00,399 --> 00:21:02,106
Well, then who?

503
00:21:03,383 --> 00:21:05,597
Why aren't you saying anything?

504
00:21:05,622 --> 00:21:08,519
Because I can't say anything.

505
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,186
Dalia.

506
00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:19,662
Do you think Dalia did this?

507
00:21:20,294 --> 00:21:22,729
She definitely did this.

508
00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:23,630
She did this.

509
00:21:23,642 --> 00:21:25,099
Tessa, I tried to warn you about her.

510
00:21:25,106 --> 00:21:26,889
Yeah, well how 'bout this, Lisa?

511
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:30,986
How about you warn her about me?

512
00:21:31,274 --> 00:21:33,495
Because this time...

513
00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:35,785
she messed with the wrong bitch.

514
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:45,649
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