1 00:00:00,809 --> 00:00:02,702 Dallas: If you want me to say "I'm sorry", fine. 2 00:00:02,733 --> 00:00:05,048 I'm sorry I didn't record it in HD. 3 00:00:05,087 --> 00:00:06,737 But I really don't see that much of a difference. 4 00:00:06,761 --> 00:00:09,435 Ok, that... that is what upsets me the most. 5 00:00:09,474 --> 00:00:11,132 There's a huge difference, Dallas. 6 00:00:11,171 --> 00:00:13,807 Why don't we just agree to disagree, okay? 7 00:00:13,823 --> 00:00:15,442 High-def, low-def, 8 00:00:15,562 --> 00:00:17,108 Mos Def. I don't care. 9 00:00:17,131 --> 00:00:18,711 Babe, it's an objective fact... 10 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:22,022 HD is better than regular D. They improved it. 11 00:00:22,285 --> 00:00:23,888 Why wouldn't you want something that's been improved? 12 00:00:23,889 --> 00:00:26,148 It's like a doctor offering you Penicillin 13 00:00:26,268 --> 00:00:28,479 and going, "no, thanks. I'll go with leeches." 14 00:00:28,502 --> 00:00:30,676 (Chuckles) Look, George, it's been a long day. 15 00:00:30,796 --> 00:00:33,358 Fine. I'm just saying we pay all this money for cable, 16 00:00:33,405 --> 00:00:35,540 we should at least get our money's worth. 17 00:00:36,932 --> 00:00:38,943 Oh, you're gonna get your money's worth. 18 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,742 That came out sounding a little prostitute-y, 19 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:43,705 but you know what I mean. 20 00:00:43,706 --> 00:00:47,269 I'm serious, Dallas. It's not just the cable. 21 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:49,485 You know, we also have two Netflix accounts. 22 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,589 I mean, who are we? Jay-Z and Beyonce? 23 00:00:51,596 --> 00:00:53,677 Think about it... if we lived together, 24 00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:56,687 we would save on groceries, on utilities... 25 00:00:56,695 --> 00:00:58,095 So what are you saying, George? 26 00:00:58,215 --> 00:00:59,361 You wanna move in with me 27 00:00:59,371 --> 00:01:00,668 'cause it sounds like a good deal? 28 00:01:00,675 --> 00:01:02,764 Well, yeah. But also 'cause it makes sense. 29 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:03,984 I mean, we're stable. We're happy. 30 00:01:03,993 --> 00:01:05,697 We're over at each other's houses all the time. 31 00:01:05,728 --> 00:01:07,078 Let's consolidate. 32 00:01:07,198 --> 00:01:08,715 Well, when you put it like that... 33 00:01:08,747 --> 00:01:09,920 Yeah. Come on. 34 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:11,367 Let's... let's shack up... (Pats leg) 35 00:01:11,487 --> 00:01:13,744 and stick it to our cable providers. 36 00:01:13,775 --> 00:01:15,409 Just think about it, okay? 37 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:17,248 Okay. I'll think about it. 38 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:20,071 Tessa: While George and Dallas contemplated a future together, 39 00:01:20,094 --> 00:01:22,495 I was going through the opposite experience. 40 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:24,779 My boyfriend was preparing to leave, 41 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:27,305 and all of Chatswin was waiting for him to announce 42 00:01:27,336 --> 00:01:28,838 which college he would play football 43 00:01:28,885 --> 00:01:31,238 and, theoretically, take classes at. 44 00:01:31,239 --> 00:01:33,140 I'm, like, freaking out right now. 45 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:34,657 Like, the press conference is tomorrow, 46 00:01:34,673 --> 00:01:36,034 and I have no idea what I'm gonna decide. 47 00:01:36,089 --> 00:01:37,598 What should I decide? 48 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:39,122 Why don't you just say you need more time 49 00:01:39,138 --> 00:01:41,093 and postpone until you've decided? 50 00:01:41,117 --> 00:01:44,196 No, I... I can't. It's, like, a whole thing. 51 00:01:44,197 --> 00:01:45,988 There are hats involved. 52 00:01:46,108 --> 00:01:47,607 - Okay. - Uh-huh. 53 00:01:47,638 --> 00:01:49,545 Then let's go through the options again. 54 00:01:49,546 --> 00:01:50,477 Okay. 55 00:01:50,597 --> 00:01:52,823 Rutgers. Super solid team, 56 00:01:52,857 --> 00:01:54,075 super close to Chatswin, 57 00:01:54,106 --> 00:01:55,764 and super good for maintaining our love. 58 00:01:56,288 --> 00:01:58,463 - And then there's... - Mid Florida Tech. 59 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:01,191 They are one of the all-time winningest-est-est teams 60 00:02:01,192 --> 00:02:03,429 in the country. And it's my childhood dream 61 00:02:03,437 --> 00:02:05,033 to go there and own my own alligator 62 00:02:05,072 --> 00:02:06,730 that I keep in the stands and teach to say my name 63 00:02:06,745 --> 00:02:08,349 so it can cheer for me during games. 64 00:02:08,469 --> 00:02:09,975 - But... - But it's Florida. 65 00:02:10,351 --> 00:02:12,533 I'd be out of sight and possibly out of mind, 66 00:02:12,572 --> 00:02:13,697 and when you came to visit, 67 00:02:13,729 --> 00:02:15,449 your hair would probably look horrendous. 68 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,999 Right. But you can't pick a school 69 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:19,704 based on how the climate's gonna make my hair look. 70 00:02:19,758 --> 00:02:21,408 No. (Exhales) 71 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:23,019 - No? - No. 72 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:24,138 No. 73 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:26,797 I think I decided. 74 00:02:26,852 --> 00:02:28,182 I want you to decide for me. 75 00:02:28,197 --> 00:02:31,326 Ryan. Look, I'm happy to help you make this decision, 76 00:02:31,334 --> 00:02:33,703 but it has to be your decision. 77 00:02:33,735 --> 00:02:34,876 Okay. 78 00:02:34,916 --> 00:02:37,645 (Girls chanting) Ryan Shay! Ryan Shay! 79 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,600 Mid-Florida Tech wants you... 80 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,007 real bad! 81 00:02:41,039 --> 00:02:45,387 ♪ 82 00:02:47,889 --> 00:02:49,727 What?! 83 00:02:49,938 --> 00:02:52,332 I'm, like, halfway to an alligator here. 84 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:54,396 Okay. That's enough. 85 00:02:54,623 --> 00:02:55,781 Seriously, whores. Beat it. 86 00:02:58,392 --> 00:03:00,567 Aw, they seemed sweet. 87 00:03:00,687 --> 00:03:02,905 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne - - www.addic7ed.com - 88 00:03:03,191 --> 00:03:08,028 [Alih Jay] ♪ Last night I had a pleasant nightmare ♪ 89 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:11,024 2x20 Go, Gamblers 90 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,283 (Shutter click) 91 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:14,238 Not a lot of curb appeal. 92 00:03:14,426 --> 00:03:15,779 But what she lacks in looks 93 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,429 she makes up for in girth. 94 00:03:17,855 --> 00:03:19,415 That's a handsome lot you're sitting on. 95 00:03:19,446 --> 00:03:20,424 You lookin' to sell? 96 00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:21,495 Oh, no. 97 00:03:21,683 --> 00:03:23,857 No one takes pictures of their house for no reason. 98 00:03:23,858 --> 00:03:25,515 What's the story, Sport? 99 00:03:25,913 --> 00:03:27,900 Can't make the payments? Got a thing for the ponies? 100 00:03:27,915 --> 00:03:29,698 - You back on the pipe? - Look, Dallas and I 101 00:03:29,706 --> 00:03:31,175 are thinking of... 102 00:03:31,176 --> 00:03:32,866 Living in sin? Hurting God's feelings? 103 00:03:32,867 --> 00:03:35,126 Moving in together. Potentially. 104 00:03:35,141 --> 00:03:36,470 So I guess you could say 105 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:38,418 I'm considering putting my place on the market. 106 00:03:38,425 --> 00:03:39,833 But we're not there yet. 107 00:03:40,228 --> 00:03:43,126 What if I told you I had a buyer? 108 00:03:43,246 --> 00:03:44,165 A buyer? 109 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:45,737 I have a couple 110 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:48,240 who are dying to live on this block, 111 00:03:48,279 --> 00:03:50,553 and who would probably pay well above market 112 00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:52,987 for that pile of peeling paint you call home. 113 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,380 How far above market? 114 00:03:55,615 --> 00:03:57,898 That remains to be seen. 115 00:03:58,313 --> 00:03:59,744 Hi, Tessa. 116 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,498 Oh, hey, Dalia. 117 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,443 Ryan's totes lucky to have you 118 00:04:03,482 --> 00:04:05,952 to help him make his big decision or whatever. 119 00:04:06,003 --> 00:04:07,478 Just a sounding board really. 120 00:04:07,494 --> 00:04:09,105 He's still totes lucky. 121 00:04:09,144 --> 00:04:11,435 You're really good at getting involved in things 122 00:04:11,466 --> 00:04:13,320 you don't really need to get involved in. 123 00:04:13,594 --> 00:04:15,220 Uh, thank you. 124 00:04:15,596 --> 00:04:17,487 Listen, Dalia, are you upset... 125 00:04:17,488 --> 00:04:19,787 (Lowered voice) that I found out you hooked up with Jenna? 126 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:21,125 'Cause I didn't tell anyone. 127 00:04:21,149 --> 00:04:23,186 O.M.G., that's totes not it. 128 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,693 I just hope one day I can return the favor 129 00:04:25,701 --> 00:04:26,897 and get involved with something 130 00:04:26,912 --> 00:04:30,306 you might not want me involved in. That's all. 131 00:04:34,045 --> 00:04:35,656 Like what? 132 00:04:38,854 --> 00:04:41,177 Okay, so these are the California schools. 133 00:04:41,209 --> 00:04:42,804 How do you feel about California? 134 00:04:42,924 --> 00:04:44,627 - You mean sexually? - No. 135 00:04:44,747 --> 00:04:46,042 Ryan, before you answer, 136 00:04:46,043 --> 00:04:48,240 just remember that if you go that far away, 137 00:04:48,263 --> 00:04:49,937 your mother and I will die of grief. 138 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,095 Upon which I will bury them, sell your belongings, 139 00:04:52,096 --> 00:04:53,550 and move to Oregon. 140 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,780 So university of Oregon? 141 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:57,781 She's my only remaining family, Tessa. 142 00:04:57,782 --> 00:04:59,871 We need a rational adult. 143 00:04:59,991 --> 00:05:00,855 Where's Sheila? 144 00:05:00,910 --> 00:05:03,999 Sheila was avoiding dealing with the pain of Ryan leaving 145 00:05:04,011 --> 00:05:06,478 by throwing herself into work, headlamp first. 146 00:05:06,485 --> 00:05:08,526 That's Leslie. 147 00:05:08,527 --> 00:05:10,067 Leslie. 148 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:11,632 Leslie! 149 00:05:11,905 --> 00:05:13,820 (Screams) Leslie! 150 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:16,574 (Breathing heavily) Oh, Sheila, hi. 151 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:18,420 Boy, am I glad to run into you. 152 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,960 You know me. I love this neighborhood. 153 00:05:19,991 --> 00:05:21,125 I know you do. 154 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:22,633 I jog through every night 155 00:05:22,634 --> 00:05:24,770 just hoping one of these places will go on the market. 156 00:05:24,801 --> 00:05:26,318 - Yeah. - I can't help it. I just... 157 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:28,866 - I see us here. - I see you here, too. 158 00:05:29,235 --> 00:05:32,849 In fact, I see you right... here. 159 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:34,741 Is that house being listed? 160 00:05:34,775 --> 00:05:37,093 Nope. And it never will be. 161 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:38,777 Because you are going to buy it 162 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:41,615 before anyone else gets the chance to. 163 00:05:41,649 --> 00:05:44,334 - Oh, Sheila! - I know. I know. 164 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:45,667 We could be neighbors. 165 00:05:45,668 --> 00:05:47,333 I could help you raise the baby. 166 00:05:47,371 --> 00:05:49,015 (Laughs) (Laughs) 167 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:52,315 Oh! Oh, they grow up so fast. 168 00:05:52,362 --> 00:05:55,193 Oh, before you know it, he'll be a man, 169 00:05:55,232 --> 00:05:57,054 and ready to abandon you for college. 170 00:05:57,242 --> 00:05:59,667 - Oh, she's actually a girl. - Oh. 171 00:06:00,135 --> 00:06:04,656 Well, you can always try again. (Laughs) 172 00:06:05,508 --> 00:06:07,892 Thank you both for agreeing to a sidebar. 173 00:06:07,893 --> 00:06:09,856 Obviously, dad can't discuss the matter without... 174 00:06:09,857 --> 00:06:11,312 (Fred, crying) My beautiful boy! 175 00:06:11,334 --> 00:06:13,007 My velveteen colt! 176 00:06:13,031 --> 00:06:14,751 Did he just say "velveteen colt"? 177 00:06:14,798 --> 00:06:17,121 Listen, I know which school Ryan should go to. 178 00:06:17,241 --> 00:06:19,357 And my endorsement is completely unbiased. 179 00:06:19,477 --> 00:06:21,883 Uh, Lisa? Whoa. 180 00:06:21,891 --> 00:06:23,354 Where did that come from? 181 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:25,796 Tessa, the origin of that insanely gorgeous 182 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:27,931 80" flat screen is unimportant. 183 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:31,051 What is important is this. 184 00:06:31,854 --> 00:06:34,967 "The North Las Vegas Institute for Casino Studies"? 185 00:06:34,998 --> 00:06:37,798 Go, gamblers! Is that a big sports school? 186 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,566 Um, it's a big sports betting school. 187 00:06:39,605 --> 00:06:41,998 Lisa Marie Shay. I can't believe you. 188 00:06:42,014 --> 00:06:43,671 You sold out for a flat screen? 189 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:46,235 And a pair of snakeskin boots 190 00:06:46,236 --> 00:06:48,942 that quite frankly look like they belong on Toby Keith? 191 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:50,874 These here are premium snake, 192 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,258 not to mention... 193 00:06:52,571 --> 00:06:54,901 the pearl finish Escalade. (Car alarm chirps) 194 00:06:55,021 --> 00:06:55,715 Holla. 195 00:06:55,754 --> 00:06:57,349 They gave you a pearl finish Escalade? 196 00:06:57,404 --> 00:06:58,092 Holla. 197 00:06:58,116 --> 00:07:00,039 They gave you a pearl finish Es... 198 00:07:00,047 --> 00:07:01,525 Oh, wow! 199 00:07:01,645 --> 00:07:02,260 We're leaving. 200 00:07:02,307 --> 00:07:03,646 Wait. No. Ryan? 201 00:07:03,766 --> 00:07:05,021 If you won't listen to me, 202 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,212 at least just listen to your birth mother. 203 00:07:11,114 --> 00:07:14,586 Hello there. I'm your mama... 204 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:16,150 (Gasps) Carmen Electra. 205 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,527 Mama? 206 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,795 I always knew I was an electra. 207 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,820 In my heart I knew it. 208 00:07:22,172 --> 00:07:25,111 Ryan Electra. 209 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,254 That sounds right. 210 00:07:26,374 --> 00:07:28,874 Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. 211 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,845 Carmen Electra, is there any chance 212 00:07:30,891 --> 00:07:33,438 - you are Ryan's birth mother? - No. 213 00:07:33,558 --> 00:07:37,267 But you know who would be like a birth mother to you? 214 00:07:37,768 --> 00:07:40,909 The North Las Vegas Institute for Casino Studies. 215 00:07:40,953 --> 00:07:42,204 Shame on you both. 216 00:07:42,223 --> 00:07:45,070 I drown out my shame with a car that goes "boom." (Alarm chirps) 217 00:07:45,101 --> 00:07:47,754 [ ♪ Supersonic ♪ by J.J. Fad ] (Hydraulics whirring) 218 00:07:47,786 --> 00:07:48,944 ♪ 219 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,022 ♪ Supersonic motivatin' rhymes are created ♪ 220 00:07:52,142 --> 00:07:55,639 ♪ and everybody knows that J.J. Fad is devastatin' ♪ 221 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,216 ♪ Supersonic ♪ 222 00:07:57,378 --> 00:07:59,717 ♪ 223 00:08:01,173 --> 00:08:02,931 We'll need to re-cover that couch. 224 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:04,427 Something calico. 225 00:08:04,477 --> 00:08:07,079 O... okay. Again, this is super premature. 226 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:09,126 Mm. Lose the family photos... 227 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,115 particularly the super gay ones. 228 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,543 Super gay ones? That's me and my grandfather. 229 00:08:14,582 --> 00:08:16,850 Doesn't matter. We'll want her to see herself living here, 230 00:08:16,884 --> 00:08:18,668 not you and your handsy gramps. (Chuckles) 231 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,226 If we do a little spending on the front end, 232 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,978 we'll more than make up for it on the back end. 233 00:08:23,585 --> 00:08:26,638 Leslie will enter this property and see her dream home, 234 00:08:26,657 --> 00:08:30,180 not the time-worn creepy shack of a pansexual loner. 235 00:08:31,056 --> 00:08:33,044 Now I need to see your attic. 236 00:08:33,883 --> 00:08:35,084 (Gasps) 237 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:36,498 Yep. 238 00:08:36,618 --> 00:08:39,345 - This'll be the crafts room. - The what now? 239 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:41,654 Your future buyer. She shared something with me, George... 240 00:08:41,774 --> 00:08:43,656 her childhood was whiled away 241 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:47,028 - in an attic she converted to a crafts room. - Oh. 242 00:08:47,034 --> 00:08:48,811 She has very fond memories 243 00:08:48,836 --> 00:08:51,295 of the bedazzling, the ribbon barrette making, 244 00:08:51,308 --> 00:08:53,748 and the felt puppet work that space nurtured. 245 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:59,078 So for Leslie, this room will be the pièce de résistance. 246 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:00,359 Okay, you know what? 247 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,451 I... I think we're putting the cart before the horse here. 248 00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:03,671 Dallas hasn't even said "yes." 249 00:09:03,702 --> 00:09:05,610 We're dipping a toe, George. 250 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,912 We're just dipping a toe. 251 00:09:07,319 --> 00:09:09,020 All right. What do you want me to do? 252 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:11,448 Something you'd eventually have to do anyway. 253 00:09:11,649 --> 00:09:13,776 Order up a dumpster and dispose of this trash. 254 00:09:13,795 --> 00:09:16,253 And by "trash," you mean my memories and family history? 255 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:17,529 Yes. 256 00:09:18,487 --> 00:09:20,714 Oh, my God. Do you have a hamster, George? 257 00:09:21,013 --> 00:09:23,053 Clean that up. That's unsanitary. 258 00:09:23,054 --> 00:09:23,574 Mm-hmm. 259 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,717 Have you heard of the hantavirus? 260 00:09:32,474 --> 00:09:34,634 Did we all get the raspberry in the finish? 261 00:09:34,684 --> 00:09:35,410 Yes. 262 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,712 That was a trick question. 263 00:09:36,718 --> 00:09:39,013 There was no raspberry in the finish. 264 00:09:39,014 --> 00:09:40,922 Didn't you used to get towels? 265 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:44,526 With any luck, by this time next year... 266 00:09:44,646 --> 00:09:46,578 (Singsongy) we'll be toasting at your wedding. 267 00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:48,036 Oh, I don't know about all that. 268 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,444 Oh, I think Carmen's right. 269 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:50,895 George asking you to move in 270 00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:52,453 is one step closer to him ask... 271 00:09:52,472 --> 00:09:55,482 We're really just doing it for practical reasons, primarily. 272 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:57,147 What do you mean "practical reasons"? 273 00:09:57,178 --> 00:09:59,318 You know, to save money on the gas we use 274 00:09:59,336 --> 00:10:03,165 driving to each other's houses... and so forth. 275 00:10:03,816 --> 00:10:05,186 Are you crying? 276 00:10:06,368 --> 00:10:07,763 (Voice breaking) No. 277 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:08,846 Yes. 278 00:10:09,377 --> 00:10:11,398 Javier, could you get me... (Whispers) a towel? 279 00:10:11,518 --> 00:10:14,462 - What on earth is wrong with you, Dallas? - (Exhales) 280 00:10:14,496 --> 00:10:17,950 This is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you. 281 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,514 And you met garry Shandling. 282 00:10:19,515 --> 00:10:20,955 I know, y'all. I know. 283 00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:23,217 I just thought George asking me to move in with him 284 00:10:23,218 --> 00:10:26,541 would be more... romantic. 285 00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:28,324 Oh, men don't know how to be romantic. 286 00:10:28,444 --> 00:10:29,481 Bob does. 287 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:32,115 The first time we made love was on a bed of rose petals 288 00:10:32,152 --> 00:10:34,065 that he hot-glued to my mattress. 289 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:38,641 He whispered in my native tongue that my body was a wonderland. 290 00:10:38,835 --> 00:10:41,375 And finally, when I could take no more, 291 00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:43,139 he made me arrive. 292 00:10:43,915 --> 00:10:47,237 In fact, I arrived a lot earlier than I usually do. 293 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,684 I'm gonna hit the showers. 294 00:10:52,536 --> 00:10:54,325 Thanks again for helping me out with this, man. 295 00:10:54,326 --> 00:10:55,821 No problem, my nubian. 296 00:10:55,846 --> 00:10:59,606 Okay... keep, dump, or storage? 297 00:10:59,631 --> 00:11:01,571 Are you kidding me? Look at this... 298 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:04,255 Flap in the back? Two-tone pockets? 299 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,750 It's a Gordon Gartrell. Keep. 300 00:11:05,788 --> 00:11:08,616 This is a dump if ever I saw one. 301 00:11:08,678 --> 00:11:10,549 - This is a big, steaming dump. - Hey. 302 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:11,713 Keep. 303 00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:17,288 Oh, man. This is Alex's stuff. 304 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:18,038 Dump. 305 00:11:18,063 --> 00:11:20,435 No, I... I can't do that. 306 00:11:20,504 --> 00:11:22,906 Some of her songwriting notebooks are in here. 307 00:11:23,688 --> 00:11:25,415 So? No one wants to hear 308 00:11:25,421 --> 00:11:28,918 her poor man's Lisa Loeb-style vag ballads. 309 00:11:29,038 --> 00:11:30,244 (Laughs) Dump. 310 00:11:30,269 --> 00:11:31,408 No. I can't do that. 311 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,723 So... keep? 312 00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:35,931 (Exhales) Well, I don't wanna keep, either. 313 00:11:36,657 --> 00:11:38,384 But... storage seems weird, 314 00:11:38,422 --> 00:11:39,754 and dump just seems mean. 315 00:11:39,874 --> 00:11:43,026 So is there a new category, is that what you're saying? 316 00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:44,678 That even after all of these years, 317 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:47,837 your ex-wife still gets her own category? 318 00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:53,017 Tessa: While George tried to figure out how to deal with his past, 319 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,845 I was still trying to help Ryan navigate his future, 320 00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:57,534 and time was running out. 321 00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:59,642 Okay, I made a list 322 00:11:59,711 --> 00:12:01,670 of all the pros and cons of every school. 323 00:12:01,671 --> 00:12:04,118 Tessa, you're blinding me with science. 324 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,160 I have no idea what you're saying right now. 325 00:12:06,161 --> 00:12:07,501 The press conference is tomorrow, 326 00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:09,406 - and nobody's helping me. - Excuse me. 327 00:12:09,441 --> 00:12:10,573 I'm helping you. 328 00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:12,325 I wish I could just spin a wheel of fortune 329 00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:13,644 and land on the right answer. 330 00:12:14,728 --> 00:12:16,680 Okay. Well, then how about this? 331 00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:18,415 I'll write down the names of all the schools, 332 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,414 put 'em in a hat, 333 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:22,543 and you can close your eyes and pick one. 334 00:12:24,382 --> 00:12:26,228 The hat will decide. 335 00:12:26,898 --> 00:12:29,376 Well, actually, the draw will decide. 336 00:12:31,896 --> 00:12:33,673 Fine. The hat. 337 00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:35,851 This was a stupid idea. 338 00:12:35,971 --> 00:12:37,968 This isn't how you pick a college. 339 00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:40,118 You choose the school that feels right to you. 340 00:12:40,156 --> 00:12:42,590 - The school where you see yourself. - Uhh! No! No! 341 00:12:42,615 --> 00:12:45,155 I knew which school that was, and so did Ryan. 342 00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:47,796 So instead of letting him wind up 343 00:12:47,852 --> 00:12:49,340 somewhere he didn't wanna go... 344 00:12:49,384 --> 00:12:50,948 You rigged the draw? 345 00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:53,757 - Mid Florida Tech. - Wow. 346 00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:57,111 If I threw it all away and left it up to actual chance, 347 00:12:57,148 --> 00:12:58,056 he could have ended up 348 00:12:58,062 --> 00:13:00,934 at the North Las Vegas Institute for Casino Studies. 349 00:13:01,178 --> 00:13:02,604 - Oh. - And, uh... 350 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,118 I'm not that much of a gambler. 351 00:13:04,187 --> 00:13:06,033 No. Me, either. 352 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,985 But I do like the slots. 353 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,883 Do you think I messed up? 354 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,253 Tessa, no. 355 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,461 I think you put his happiness before yours, 356 00:13:15,493 --> 00:13:17,476 and that's what love is. 357 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,748 Uh, thanks, Helen. 358 00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:27,453 Like I said, I just felt weird throwing it away. 359 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:29,105 Well, Alex uses my apartment 360 00:13:29,148 --> 00:13:30,878 as her personal storage unit, anyway. 361 00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:32,990 So what's one more box on the pile? 362 00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:35,505 Well, um, okay. Thank... thanks again. 363 00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:36,636 I'll see you. 364 00:13:37,972 --> 00:13:39,859 She always had a grip on you, didn't she? 365 00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:41,374 What's that? 366 00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:42,792 Alex. 367 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:43,726 Oh. 368 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,279 I don't know... 369 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,400 what to say. 370 00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:50,377 You don't have to say anything. 371 00:13:51,159 --> 00:13:52,711 I... I know how hard it must have been 372 00:13:52,723 --> 00:13:54,744 for you to drive that box over here, 373 00:13:54,782 --> 00:13:56,089 to let go. 374 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,662 This woman you're moving in with, 375 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,246 she must be really special. 376 00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:04,505 (Inhales and exhales deeply) 377 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,232 You know what? 378 00:14:07,234 --> 00:14:08,754 She is. 379 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:16,281 And this is the attic. 380 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,302 Or as it's called by the current owners, 381 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,547 the crafts garret. 382 00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:20,629 (Laughs) 383 00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:22,806 Oh. Hello there. 384 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,714 (Cockney accent) Oh, 'ello. I didn't hear you come in. 385 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,347 I were just sewin' my poppet. 386 00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:30,340 Leslie, you just have to see the view from that window. 387 00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:34,200 (Whispering) Take it easy, kid. 388 00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:35,758 You're supposed to be a crafts geek, 389 00:14:35,776 --> 00:14:37,103 not a Victorian ghost. 390 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,142 (American accent) The accent felt right for my character. 391 00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:41,125 Hey. It's my character. 392 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,921 I am just letting you play her. 393 00:14:44,547 --> 00:14:46,681 (Normal voice) So, Leslie, 394 00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:47,857 what do you think? 395 00:14:47,977 --> 00:14:50,764 This is it, Sheila. This is home. 396 00:14:50,884 --> 00:14:52,501 Aah! Aah! 397 00:14:52,535 --> 00:14:54,258 (Women laughing) 398 00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:57,022 Tessa: Finally, the moment of truth... 399 00:14:57,073 --> 00:14:58,975 she said ironically... 400 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,414 had arrived. 401 00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:01,995 Whatever happens, I'll be fine. 402 00:15:01,996 --> 00:15:03,780 I have my career and I have the two of you, 403 00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:05,848 and I have Leslie and Leslie's baby... 404 00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:08,484 Ryanna. Which, of course, is not her name. Yet. 405 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,204 Mr. Wolfe: (Amplified voice) Good afternoon. 406 00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:13,289 Wow. Let me begin by saying 407 00:15:13,339 --> 00:15:16,091 we haven't seen this much press at Chatswin High 408 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:18,650 since our former drama instructor 409 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,216 staged an underage production of "The Full Monty." 410 00:15:21,247 --> 00:15:23,714 - Oh, it was so good. Such brave young men. - Don't even. Stop it. 411 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,451 Without further ado, 412 00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:27,134 here's the man of the hour, 413 00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:29,932 Ryan "The Body" Shay. 414 00:15:30,052 --> 00:15:32,975 (Cheering) 415 00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:34,643 Whoo! 416 00:15:34,763 --> 00:15:36,578 Girl: Ryan! Whoo! 417 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,373 Boy: Yeah, bro! - (Amplified voice) Wow. Hey, everyone. 418 00:15:39,392 --> 00:15:41,050 Thank you all so much for coming. 419 00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:43,922 I know you're all waiting to hear my decision. 420 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,056 And it was not an easy decision, but I decided it. 421 00:15:50,029 --> 00:15:51,530 Rutgers is awesome! 422 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,775 - Oh! - Thank you, God. - He's a merciful lord. 423 00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:54,907 Well, I'm not going there. 424 00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:57,516 - Oh, I never trusted you. - He's not real. I knew he wasn't. 425 00:15:57,517 --> 00:15:58,711 So then I thought... 426 00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:00,295 (Whispers) Go, gamblers. Go, gamblers. 427 00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:04,374 I will not go to this school. 428 00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:07,426 He's not even gonna fake us out? He's just not going? 429 00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:09,353 So finally, I decided 430 00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:13,042 that I only have three words left to say... 431 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:17,311 and those three words are Mid Florida Tech, baby! 432 00:16:17,317 --> 00:16:18,306 (Cheering) 433 00:16:18,337 --> 00:16:20,326 Oh, Fred. It's okay. 434 00:16:20,382 --> 00:16:23,849 Thank you, Chatswin. So long. 435 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,829 (Indistinct conversations) 436 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,166 It wasn't "good-bye" necessarily. 437 00:16:33,203 --> 00:16:36,851 It was just... "So long." 438 00:16:45,703 --> 00:16:47,442 Follow your dreams. 439 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,463 And don't eat carbs. 440 00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:51,008 Wow! 441 00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:53,173 You have to do both if you wanna achieve greatness. 442 00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:55,206 Thanks, man. A... and congrats. 443 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,520 Come here. 444 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,917 (Whispers) Wow! 445 00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:01,807 Yeah. Congrats, Ryan. 446 00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:04,754 We're really gonna miss you, and whatever. 447 00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:05,899 Thanks, Dalia. 448 00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:08,598 - I'm really gonna miss you guys, too. - Yeah. 449 00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:13,576 It must have been so hard deciding to leave Chatswin... 450 00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:15,246 and Tessa. 451 00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:17,480 It was hardest on the hat, I think. 452 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,983 The hat decided and I have the hat to thank, 453 00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:21,109 because everything 454 00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:24,375 turned out just how it was supposed to, you know? 455 00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:25,482 Totes. 456 00:17:25,602 --> 00:17:27,120 Unless it didn't. 457 00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:29,836 (Chuckles) What is that supposed to mean? 458 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:31,468 Why don't you ask Tessa? 459 00:17:31,537 --> 00:17:32,519 Ask Tessa what? 460 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,521 Ask her why all the little pieces of paper 461 00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:37,537 that she put in the hat said the same school's name on them. 462 00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:39,633 Tessa played you, Ryan. 463 00:17:39,677 --> 00:17:41,341 Okay, now I know you're lying. 464 00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:43,730 Because if Tessa was gonna write the same college over and over, 465 00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:45,082 she would have written Rutgers, 466 00:17:45,553 --> 00:17:46,928 so her and I would be closer. 467 00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:48,980 Unless she didn't want you to be closer. 468 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:52,146 Anyway, like I said... 469 00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:53,835 congrats. 470 00:18:02,444 --> 00:18:04,265 How could you do this to me? 471 00:18:08,132 --> 00:18:10,515 You mean how could I do this for you? 472 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,955 Look, Ryan, I know that's where you wanted to go, 473 00:18:12,998 --> 00:18:15,601 and the only thing standing in your way was me. 474 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,140 You're right. 475 00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:21,488 You were the only thing standing in my way. 476 00:18:21,864 --> 00:18:24,497 Ryan, I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me. 477 00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:26,418 I'm mad at you. I'm super mad at you. 478 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,319 The hat was gonna decide. 479 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,541 But what if the hat sent you someplace 480 00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:31,423 that you didn't want to go? 481 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,505 It wasn't your call, Tessa. 482 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,313 But you said I could pick anyway. 483 00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:35,665 Do you remember that? 484 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:37,248 You asked me to choose. 485 00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:40,007 So in a way, I did. 486 00:18:41,064 --> 00:18:43,327 - Right? - Right. 487 00:18:43,852 --> 00:18:46,048 And what you chose was to send me away 488 00:18:46,737 --> 00:18:48,082 instead of keeping me close to you, 489 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,384 and that's what hurts me the most. 490 00:18:50,818 --> 00:18:58,209 [ ♪ Say Anything ♪ by Anderson East ft. Jill Andrews ] 491 00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:01,613 - ♪ restless heart ♪ - So... 492 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,598 What now? 493 00:19:05,473 --> 00:19:07,283 ♪ But you don't... ♪ 494 00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:08,335 (Exhales deeply) 495 00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:10,825 - ♪ Say ♪ - Nothing now. 496 00:19:10,837 --> 00:19:12,395 ♪ Anything ♪ 497 00:19:12,515 --> 00:19:15,605 ♪ do you? ♪ 498 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,206 We're over. 499 00:19:17,394 --> 00:19:19,840 ♪ And I was waiting ♪ 500 00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:23,576 ♪ all my days ♪ 501 00:19:24,135 --> 00:19:28,018 ♪ To hear the words I need you to... ♪ 502 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,096 I just can't believe you got an offer on your house already. 503 00:19:31,115 --> 00:19:32,716 I mean, it wasn't even on the market. 504 00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:36,583 Y... yeah. Well, you know, may... maybe... 505 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,128 it maybe was meant to be. 506 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:41,750 Or maybe Sheila is just really good at her job. 507 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,128 Yeah. 508 00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:46,874 Are you... are you getting cold feet? 509 00:19:46,905 --> 00:19:48,125 Yes. 510 00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:51,273 But for me, it's more of a circulation thing. 511 00:19:51,329 --> 00:19:53,044 My hands are always cold, too. 512 00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:55,290 Well, then... 513 00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:57,242 I will warm them... 514 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,238 every night. 515 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,528 That's a promise. 516 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:03,786 George Altman, 517 00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:05,701 are you getting romantic on me? 518 00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:07,059 I'm trying. 519 00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:09,846 ♪ 520 00:20:09,864 --> 00:20:11,871 - ♪ to keep me...♪ - What do you say? 521 00:20:11,991 --> 00:20:13,810 Should we go for it... 522 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,031 or not? 523 00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:18,278 ♪ But you don't ♪ 524 00:20:18,398 --> 00:20:20,551 - We go for it. - Yeah? 525 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:24,578 ♪ 526 00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:27,363 ♪ do you? ♪ 527 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,196 So who's gonna tell Tessa? 528 00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:37,757 (Exhales) 529 00:20:39,289 --> 00:20:42,099 (Voice breaks) I still can't imagine how he found out. 530 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,739 The only person I told was Dallas. 531 00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:48,154 You think... she said something to Ryan? 532 00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:50,256 Well, then who? 533 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,747 Why aren't you saying anything? 534 00:20:53,772 --> 00:20:56,669 Because I can't say anything. 535 00:20:59,854 --> 00:21:01,336 Dalia. 536 00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,812 Do you think Dalia did this? 537 00:21:08,444 --> 00:21:10,879 She definitely did this. 538 00:21:10,929 --> 00:21:11,780 She did this. 539 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,249 Tessa, I tried to warn you about her. 540 00:21:13,256 --> 00:21:15,039 Yeah, well how 'bout this, Lisa? 541 00:21:15,813 --> 00:21:19,136 How about you warn her about me? 542 00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:21,445 Because this time... 543 00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:24,335 she messed with the wrong bitch. 544 00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:36,404 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne - - www.addic7ed.com -