1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:04,669 Daddy had decided to blend families with my high-school nemesis. 2 00:00:04,789 --> 00:00:05,998 Our house closed, 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,477 and so did our conversations. 4 00:00:07,597 --> 00:00:09,189 So, what's the plan here Tess? 5 00:00:09,424 --> 00:00:10,933 You still have another year of school. 6 00:00:10,988 --> 00:00:12,827 Live with my grandmother, commute to Chatswin, 7 00:00:12,827 --> 00:00:14,186 finish up, get the hell out. 8 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:16,096 You gonna tell me I can't? 'Cause I'm almost 18. 9 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:19,098 No, I am not saying you can't. I'm saying I wish you wouldn't. 10 00:00:19,094 --> 00:00:20,717 Well, there's lots of things I wish you wouldn't do, 11 00:00:20,837 --> 00:00:23,743 like continue to make decisions with no regard for my feelings. 12 00:00:23,766 --> 00:00:25,542 I know that's what it seems like I'm doing, 13 00:00:25,518 --> 00:00:26,824 but I assure you I... 14 00:00:26,801 --> 00:00:28,568 Why don't you just keep telling yourself that, George? 15 00:00:28,826 --> 00:00:30,406 'Cause I'm not gonna be around to hear it. 16 00:00:30,594 --> 00:00:31,756 Tessa! 17 00:00:32,463 --> 00:00:34,648 - Tessa. - I hope the three of you are happy together. 18 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:35,837 Have a nice life. 19 00:00:35,887 --> 00:00:37,801 Oh, and Dalia doesn't even like you. 20 00:00:37,814 --> 00:00:39,390 She's just using you to make her real dad jealous. 21 00:00:39,397 --> 00:00:40,266 So good luck with that! 22 00:00:40,297 --> 00:00:41,492 Tessa, can I just say 23 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:43,538 that I didn't know what was going on with you and Dalia? 24 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:45,878 - Had I known, I... I never would've accept... - (Door slams) 25 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,158 (Exhales deeply) 26 00:00:52,692 --> 00:00:54,581 I've never seen her like this before. 27 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,909 - Are we making a mistake? - Mm. 28 00:00:56,965 --> 00:00:59,310 - Maybe this is all too much. - No. No. 29 00:00:59,341 --> 00:01:01,544 I... I read every one of those books that Sheila gave me, 30 00:01:01,664 --> 00:01:02,594 and they all said the same thing. 31 00:01:02,594 --> 00:01:04,214 You can't let the kids call the shots. 32 00:01:04,446 --> 00:01:07,180 We as parents have to do what's right for the family. 33 00:01:08,237 --> 00:01:10,376 What if we're wrong about what's right? 34 00:01:13,648 --> 00:01:15,231 Daddy Altman? 35 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,670 (Door closes) 36 00:01:19,999 --> 00:01:22,833 Since we're gonna be one big happy family now, 37 00:01:22,953 --> 00:01:25,379 will you take me to the father-daughter Purity Ball? 38 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:26,505 The what? 39 00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:30,140 The father-daughter Purity Ball. 40 00:01:30,209 --> 00:01:32,024 (Harp plays glissando) 41 00:01:32,074 --> 00:01:35,158 This is our chance to restore decency, 42 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,298 to take our daughters gently by the weave 43 00:01:38,305 --> 00:01:40,714 and say, "slow down, you little ratchet." 44 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:41,840 Hmm. 45 00:01:42,429 --> 00:01:44,712 Do the girls have to be pure to attend? 46 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:47,165 Because I'm not showing any virgins currently enrolled here. 47 00:01:47,197 --> 00:01:49,987 Oh, I think we have at least one. (Laughs) 48 00:01:50,107 --> 00:01:52,508 But I'm not here to boast about Lisa's late-blooming. 49 00:01:52,814 --> 00:01:54,792 The times, they have A-changed, 50 00:01:55,205 --> 00:01:57,019 and it is up to us 51 00:01:57,025 --> 00:01:59,378 to A-change them back. 52 00:01:59,428 --> 00:02:01,588 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 53 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:06,910 (Alih Jey) * last night I had a pleasant nightmare * 54 00:02:06,916 --> 00:02:09,630 ♪ da-da-da-da, da, da, da, da ♪ 55 00:02:09,632 --> 00:02:10,895 (Telephone rings) 56 00:02:11,077 --> 00:02:12,910 Hi, grandma. It's me, Tessa. 57 00:02:12,935 --> 00:02:14,906 Tessa! Are you well? 58 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,464 I'm okay. I've been better. 59 00:02:16,489 --> 00:02:17,387 Um... 60 00:02:17,584 --> 00:02:19,273 I need something. I mean... 61 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,368 I mean, I need... 62 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,226 you, if possible. 63 00:02:22,527 --> 00:02:26,431 Tessa, you're making me nervous. What's going on? 64 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,814 It's nothing. It's just... 65 00:02:28,477 --> 00:02:29,615 my dad. 66 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:31,461 I don't want to live with him anymore, 67 00:02:31,993 --> 00:02:33,770 which is why I was wondering if 68 00:02:33,788 --> 00:02:35,710 it might be possible for 69 00:02:36,136 --> 00:02:37,822 me to come live with you next year. 70 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:42,236 Well, you know I'm not really set up for a second person. 71 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,382 You know, with just the one bathroom. 72 00:02:44,502 --> 00:02:45,299 Right. 73 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,751 Oh, sweetie, I hate to disappoint you. 74 00:02:47,785 --> 00:02:50,087 How about you come again for part of the summer? 75 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:52,240 Is it okay if I call you back later? 76 00:02:52,278 --> 00:02:54,355 - O... okay. Bye-bye. - (Beep) 77 00:02:55,863 --> 00:02:57,158 (Beep) 78 00:02:58,896 --> 00:03:00,480 Mom? 79 00:03:00,515 --> 00:03:01,863 Who was that? 80 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:04,901 Tessa. 81 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:07,437 (Daughter's "Landfill" playing) 82 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:10,524 Since grand-mama had left me for the wolves, 83 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:11,789 I sought refuge 84 00:03:11,786 --> 00:03:14,702 in the one place that I had always felt safe. 85 00:03:15,384 --> 00:03:18,999 ♪ Push me out to sea ♪ 86 00:03:19,213 --> 00:03:22,803 ♪ on a little boat that you made out... ♪ 87 00:03:23,055 --> 00:03:24,807 You're leaving. 88 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,871 She's leaving. 89 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,575 What's gonna happen to me? 90 00:03:30,695 --> 00:03:32,039 You'll be fine. 91 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:34,373 You'll be... 92 00:03:34,999 --> 00:03:36,945 queen of the Purity Ball. 93 00:03:37,669 --> 00:03:38,802 Mm, well... 94 00:03:38,836 --> 00:03:41,187 technically, that's impossible. 95 00:03:41,212 --> 00:03:43,808 Malik's been buttering my bread since President's day. 96 00:03:44,776 --> 00:03:46,166 Don't tell mom. 97 00:03:49,151 --> 00:03:51,441 I can't believe I am in boxes again. 98 00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:53,337 I feel like I just got out of boxes. 99 00:03:53,387 --> 00:03:55,527 (Gasps) O.M.G., George! Look. 100 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:56,972 This one in Chatswin Hills 101 00:03:56,978 --> 00:03:59,131 - has a custom leather living room. - (Cell phone chimes) 102 00:03:59,462 --> 00:04:00,751 Leather living room? 103 00:04:01,277 --> 00:04:02,766 It's a work of art. 104 00:04:03,116 --> 00:04:04,542 It's an overpriced wooden box. 105 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:06,294 Look at the square footage. It's tiny. 106 00:04:06,357 --> 00:04:09,341 Check out the lot size. We could always expand. 107 00:04:09,461 --> 00:04:10,648 We could expand. 108 00:04:10,768 --> 00:04:13,258 What kind of couch would you put in a leather living room? 109 00:04:13,326 --> 00:04:16,649 Me, I'd probably do a marble sectional. 110 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:19,283 (Chuckles) Sounds comfy. 111 00:04:20,772 --> 00:04:22,173 While George and Dallas were 112 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:23,800 out looking for a new love nest, 113 00:04:24,313 --> 00:04:26,872 I was adjusting to life in the toilet. 114 00:04:30,238 --> 00:04:31,959 Oh. This looks lovely. 115 00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:34,530 - Thank you. - Welcome. 116 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,995 (Crunching) 117 00:04:37,665 --> 00:04:38,772 Mm. (Gulps) 118 00:04:38,892 --> 00:04:39,836 (Mouth full) So does your dad know 119 00:04:39,861 --> 00:04:41,049 you're living in a restroom? 120 00:04:41,169 --> 00:04:42,169 He thinks I'm at Helen's. 121 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:43,314 Why don't you stay at our place? 122 00:04:43,345 --> 00:04:44,878 Because, Lisa. 123 00:04:45,303 --> 00:04:46,473 Because. 124 00:04:46,517 --> 00:04:47,643 Yeah. No. That's true. 125 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,339 I'm just tired over of it, you know? 126 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,416 I'm just tired of everybody expecting 127 00:04:52,428 --> 00:04:54,449 I'm just gonna do whatever the hell they want. 128 00:04:54,436 --> 00:04:54,956 Amen. 129 00:04:54,999 --> 00:04:57,095 And that I'm just gonna grin and bear it? 130 00:04:57,215 --> 00:04:59,454 Well, I'm done grinning and I'm done bearing it. 131 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,100 You should see this dress that my mother wants me to wear 132 00:05:01,118 --> 00:05:02,557 to this Purity Ball of hers. 133 00:05:02,607 --> 00:05:03,866 It's a frickin' bridal gown. 134 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:06,844 Do they not realize that we are almost adults? 135 00:05:06,964 --> 00:05:08,808 They can't just tell us how it's gonna be anymore. 136 00:05:08,796 --> 00:05:10,710 And we're not just gonna choke down 137 00:05:10,717 --> 00:05:12,569 a cup of undercooked neon noodles 138 00:05:12,619 --> 00:05:15,086 just to avoid hurting some homeless woman's feelings. (Thud) 139 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,286 (Lid creaking) 140 00:05:17,599 --> 00:05:20,127 That was delicious, though. Thank you. 141 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,507 But, George... leather living room! 142 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,483 (Laughs) I know. 143 00:05:25,483 --> 00:05:27,284 And did you see that lighting fixture? 144 00:05:27,335 --> 00:05:29,518 It was rustic meets sparkly. 145 00:05:29,768 --> 00:05:32,127 It was the perfect representation of us. 146 00:05:32,177 --> 00:05:34,404 Well, maybe we can find a lighting fixture like that 147 00:05:34,439 --> 00:05:36,073 and put it in a house that's still on the market, 148 00:05:36,350 --> 00:05:38,201 because that one has an accepted offer. 149 00:05:38,477 --> 00:05:40,161 Unless you wanna put in a backup offer. 150 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:42,544 Yeah, but you don't love it. 151 00:05:42,812 --> 00:05:45,166 Well, no, but, uh, I could live with it. 152 00:05:45,286 --> 00:05:46,923 I could learn to love it. 153 00:05:49,154 --> 00:05:51,340 Ooh. I gotta get going. (Clears throat) 154 00:05:51,328 --> 00:05:52,291 I gotta run by home 155 00:05:52,342 --> 00:05:54,725 and get ready for my big date with Dalia. 156 00:05:56,345 --> 00:05:57,578 Um, George? 157 00:05:57,621 --> 00:05:58,791 - Yeah? - Can I be honest with you? 158 00:05:58,911 --> 00:06:01,944 I'm not real sure you should be taking Dalia to this event. 159 00:06:02,007 --> 00:06:04,441 Dalia wants to go. If I don't take her, who will? 160 00:06:04,561 --> 00:06:05,868 ♪ 161 00:06:05,988 --> 00:06:07,888 (Gasps) 162 00:06:10,491 --> 00:06:11,942 Hi, Dallas. 163 00:06:11,977 --> 00:06:13,938 That's a nice dress. Is is Cavalli? 164 00:06:14,446 --> 00:06:15,780 ♪ 165 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:23,230 He's not her father. 166 00:06:23,261 --> 00:06:25,414 He can't be parading around like he's her father. 167 00:06:25,534 --> 00:06:27,816 Steven, you need to find another way to express yourself. 168 00:06:27,848 --> 00:06:29,518 You can't go around punching people. 169 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,845 I don't go around punching people. 170 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:31,789 I just punch him. 171 00:06:31,852 --> 00:06:33,835 I... I don't know what it is. I just find him very punchable. 172 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:36,469 - Mommy, is he okay? - Yeah, he's... he's okay. 173 00:06:36,513 --> 00:06:38,396 Hey, you leave my daughter alone! 174 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,391 I thought that was your job. 175 00:06:39,422 --> 00:06:40,811 (Punch lands) Aah! 176 00:06:40,811 --> 00:06:42,012 - Ooh! - Daddies! 177 00:06:42,132 --> 00:06:43,602 Stop fighting over me. 178 00:06:43,645 --> 00:06:44,627 What are you doing here anyway? 179 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,229 I thought you were off living in Singapore. 180 00:06:46,266 --> 00:06:48,450 I am in Singapore! Ooh! Hey! 181 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:51,071 That reminds me... My beautiful wife Wan'er! 182 00:06:51,109 --> 00:06:52,467 Come on! 183 00:06:52,898 --> 00:06:53,893 Hello! 184 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:54,919 - (Imitates Wan'er) Hello! - (Imitates Wan'er) Hello! 185 00:06:54,919 --> 00:06:56,164 I want that tiny hat. 186 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:57,804 Sweetheart, give her the tiny hat. 187 00:06:57,924 --> 00:06:59,081 - No. - Yes. 188 00:06:59,124 --> 00:07:00,964 Wan'er, I've heard so much. 189 00:07:01,347 --> 00:07:02,553 (Both air kiss) 190 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:04,312 Hey, George, sorry about the punching, 191 00:07:04,337 --> 00:07:07,150 but I need to impress upon you that I am her father. 192 00:07:07,134 --> 00:07:08,954 Just because I'm not around doesn't give you the right... 193 00:07:09,004 --> 00:07:12,805 Yes, it does! It gives me every right, you big baby. 194 00:07:12,925 --> 00:07:15,467 Being a father isn't a title you hold 195 00:07:15,528 --> 00:07:17,169 like a some fighter's belt. 196 00:07:17,148 --> 00:07:19,277 It's an active job. And if you aren't there to do it, 197 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,419 - somebody else has to. - (Punch lands) Uhh! (Groans) 198 00:07:21,539 --> 00:07:23,884 Stop hitting daddy Altman! 199 00:07:23,953 --> 00:07:25,748 You stop calling him that! 200 00:07:25,811 --> 00:07:27,343 I'm so starving, you guys. 201 00:07:27,463 --> 00:07:29,633 - Can we go get sushi? - I could do sushi. 202 00:07:29,627 --> 00:07:31,666 George? Rainbow roll? 203 00:07:32,711 --> 00:07:34,813 I don't think George feels like a rainbow roll. 204 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:39,317 (Sighs) 205 00:07:45,743 --> 00:07:47,007 Whoa! 206 00:07:47,263 --> 00:07:48,884 Sheila, we have a doorbell! 207 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,617 As your broker, I wouldn't have let myself in 208 00:07:50,617 --> 00:07:52,406 if it wasn't important, and it is. 209 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,015 - (Sighs) - The place you saw today? 210 00:07:54,049 --> 00:07:55,750 That place Dallas fell in love with? 211 00:07:55,784 --> 00:07:57,151 The offer fell through. 212 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,753 They couldn't get their financing together. 213 00:07:58,804 --> 00:08:00,597 I... I cannot think about this right now, Sheila. 214 00:08:00,616 --> 00:08:01,786 I have a face wound. 215 00:08:01,823 --> 00:08:04,050 Okay. Okay, fine. Let's weigh all the options. 216 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:06,872 You can rent something and flush your money down the toilet. 217 00:08:07,285 --> 00:08:09,118 You can move in with Dallas and be her bitch. 218 00:08:09,112 --> 00:08:10,038 (Closes door) 219 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:12,296 Or I can man up 220 00:08:12,346 --> 00:08:14,173 and buy the place my lady is crazy about. 221 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,232 It is squeaky-clean, George. 222 00:08:16,352 --> 00:08:18,684 Copper piping. Closets by Claudia. 223 00:08:18,728 --> 00:08:19,304 Claudia? 224 00:08:19,341 --> 00:08:22,257 And it is a massive lot. 225 00:08:22,282 --> 00:08:24,697 Mature trees. Dogwoods up the wazoo. 226 00:08:24,728 --> 00:08:27,188 - You know something, Sheila? - What? 227 00:08:27,657 --> 00:08:29,008 You're good at your job. 228 00:08:29,033 --> 00:08:32,274 - (Sheila) How does she do it, folks? - (Door opens and closes) 229 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:34,651 She kills it on the work front, 230 00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:36,103 she crushes it at home, 231 00:08:36,128 --> 00:08:38,217 and in her spare time... 232 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,501 Fred? Why aren't you two dressed for the Purity Ball? 233 00:08:40,495 --> 00:08:42,428 - You're gonna be late. - Have a seat, dear. 234 00:08:42,548 --> 00:08:45,131 No, I will not have a seat. Our community is expecting me, 235 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:46,639 just as they are expecting the two of you. 236 00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:48,516 Well, Sheila, I do believe their expectations 237 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,124 are not going to be met. 238 00:08:50,168 --> 00:08:51,356 W... not tonight. 239 00:08:51,653 --> 00:08:52,708 Lisa? 240 00:08:54,172 --> 00:08:55,330 Lisa! 241 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:57,965 You're finally gonna be the queen of something. 242 00:08:58,243 --> 00:08:59,766 You're a lock! (Chuckles) 243 00:09:00,229 --> 00:09:02,206 Yeah, that's the thing, mother. 244 00:09:03,365 --> 00:09:04,502 I'm not a lock. 245 00:09:04,571 --> 00:09:07,080 Oh, you are too a lock. 246 00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:10,158 She's not a lock, Mrs. Shay. 247 00:09:15,826 --> 00:09:16,602 Oh, I see. 248 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:18,973 This is your way of telling me 249 00:09:18,997 --> 00:09:20,955 the two of you have been engaging in premarital sex. 250 00:09:20,999 --> 00:09:22,495 - Is that it, Lisa? - No. 251 00:09:22,786 --> 00:09:24,146 No, I've never had sex. 252 00:09:24,266 --> 00:09:26,762 Oh! (Laughs) Oh, thank God! I... 253 00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:28,514 But I have made love. 254 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,622 (Gags) Ooh, Fred! The bucket! 255 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,663 I can't fathom why you would need a bucket, mother. 256 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,378 I love Malik, and Malik loves me. 257 00:09:36,447 --> 00:09:39,525 (Gagging) And we've made love to each other many, many times, 258 00:09:39,531 --> 00:09:41,264 and it's been fantastic. 259 00:09:41,946 --> 00:09:45,081 Welp... congratulations, Lisa. 260 00:09:45,509 --> 00:09:48,361 One of your most redeeming qualities isn't yours after all. 261 00:09:52,382 --> 00:09:55,018 (Whispers) Oh. Wow. 262 00:09:57,419 --> 00:10:01,311 My first time was with a girl I wasn't really in love with. 263 00:10:02,493 --> 00:10:03,776 (Sighs) 264 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:07,667 And although I... grew to care deeply for your mother, 265 00:10:08,506 --> 00:10:10,383 there are times I wish I'd trained 266 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,053 with someone a bit more tender. 267 00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:13,054 You know? 268 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,725 - (Inhales deeply) (Whispers) - Uh-huh. 269 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,489 So bless you both... (Exhales) 270 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:19,325 for being brave enough to follow your hearts. 271 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,232 With Lisa out of the picture, 272 00:10:22,244 --> 00:10:24,941 Sheila had to cast her net a little wider. 273 00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:28,758 Inside every girl is a beautiful gift. 274 00:10:28,982 --> 00:10:30,177 Where's the gift from? 275 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,286 Is it from the juniors' section? 276 00:10:32,323 --> 00:10:34,281 No, it's not from the juniors' section. 277 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:38,830 The point is, the gift must never be given away... 278 00:10:38,811 --> 00:10:40,124 - (Big Sean's "Dance (ass)" playing) Oh, snizz! - * Dance, dance, dance, dance * 279 00:10:40,425 --> 00:10:42,846 - That's my jam right there! * - * Dance, dance, dance, dance * 280 00:10:42,966 --> 00:10:46,550 * now stop * * dance, dance, dance, dance * 281 00:10:46,794 --> 00:10:47,782 Girls, stop that! 282 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:48,727 * And make that... hammer time * 283 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:52,530 No female role model has the last name "Minaj." 284 00:10:52,549 --> 00:10:53,488 * Go, stupid * 285 00:10:53,481 --> 00:10:54,839 * go, stupid * 286 00:10:56,109 --> 00:10:58,580 (Tessa) Thanks to the Purity Ball, I had music. 287 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,302 I was getting three squares out the school vending machine. 288 00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:03,004 I'd never been better. 289 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,911 * Wobble wobble * 290 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,694 * I'm st-stacking my paper * 291 00:11:05,738 --> 00:11:08,197 * my wallet look like a Bible, I got... * 292 00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:10,874 What are you doing here? 293 00:11:10,994 --> 00:11:13,264 I just wanted to tell you that I'm glad that we broke up. 294 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,218 Cool. So am I. 295 00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,788 It's gonna make it a lot easier for me to leave for college 296 00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:20,434 now that we're no longer in love. 297 00:11:20,865 --> 00:11:22,454 Great. So leave. 298 00:11:23,393 --> 00:11:24,750 I will. 299 00:11:25,013 --> 00:11:26,739 The door's right here. 300 00:11:28,129 --> 00:11:30,980 (Joe Purdy's "Mary May & Bobby" playing) 301 00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:38,076 That's not how you leave. 302 00:11:38,577 --> 00:11:40,266 You don't know how I leave. 303 00:11:40,386 --> 00:11:44,220 ♪ It was a fine day in the fifth grade ♪ 304 00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:50,269 ♪ when Mary may let Bobby walk her home from school ♪ 305 00:11:51,032 --> 00:11:54,567 ♪ and he loved the way her hair fell across her dress ♪ 306 00:11:54,824 --> 00:11:56,056 (Tessa) Ironically, 307 00:11:56,176 --> 00:11:58,234 the playlist for the Purity Ball 308 00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:01,561 was incredibly romantic. 309 00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:04,697 ♪ Tenderness, yeah ♪ 310 00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:15,500 (The Chapin Sisters' "Toxic" playing) 311 00:12:25,332 --> 00:12:29,061 ♪ Baby, can't you see I'm calling? ♪ 312 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,550 ♪ a guy like you should wear a warning ♪ 313 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,936 Sometimes... 314 00:12:35,148 --> 00:12:36,035 ♪ I'm falling ♪ 315 00:12:35,973 --> 00:12:38,114 When you want something to be true... 316 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,692 All right, there's a little step coming up right now. 317 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:44,521 You'll do anything to convince yourself that it is. 318 00:12:44,521 --> 00:12:45,422 ♪ I need a hit ♪ 319 00:12:45,428 --> 00:12:46,949 - And sometimes... - (Whispers) Stay right there. 320 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:50,083 Even a blindfold can't stop you from... 321 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:50,896 ♪ I'm loving it ♪ 322 00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:52,871 seeing things clearly. 323 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,550 Those better be tears of joy. 324 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,579 (Keys jangle) 325 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,013 We got the place, Dallas. It's ours. 326 00:13:07,714 --> 00:13:08,872 George, I can't. 327 00:13:09,404 --> 00:13:10,472 You... 328 00:13:11,475 --> 00:13:12,657 you're kidding right now. 329 00:13:13,745 --> 00:13:15,003 (Voice breaks) I know you did this for me. 330 00:13:15,022 --> 00:13:16,761 I know you do everything for me. 331 00:13:17,368 --> 00:13:19,088 - But in your heart... - You're not kidding. 332 00:13:19,094 --> 00:13:20,915 - In your heart... - Are you crazy? 333 00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:23,274 - In your heart... - Don't tell me what's in my heart! 334 00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:24,731 Dallas, what? 335 00:13:24,851 --> 00:13:27,066 I bought a house with... 336 00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:29,131 a leather living room. (Chuckles) 337 00:13:29,537 --> 00:13:31,758 My own daughter hates my guts! 338 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,104 I know! 339 00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:35,626 And I know you've been trying real hard to prove everything, 340 00:13:35,657 --> 00:13:38,360 and that's exactly what it feels like, George. 341 00:13:39,136 --> 00:13:40,856 I am like this house. 342 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,209 (Voice breaks) You learned to love me. 343 00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,975 But it's not the same thing as being in love with me. 344 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,490 You aren't. 345 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,301 And I don't think you ever were. 346 00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:55,554 You know something? 347 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:58,269 You're the one 348 00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:01,798 that doesn't love you, Dallas. 349 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,030 You. 350 00:14:04,113 --> 00:14:05,857 And that's why... (Inhales deeply) 351 00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:08,485 you have sabotaged this at every turn. 352 00:14:08,605 --> 00:14:11,086 I have jumped through every freaking hoop, 353 00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:13,873 and you keep moving the hoop! 354 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:22,656 I'm never gonna convince you, am I? 355 00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:24,477 (Sniffles) 356 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,378 I'm sorry. 357 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,393 Oh, I... I agree. This is very sorry. 358 00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:36,344 You know, I... I should've listened to Tessa. 359 00:14:36,338 --> 00:14:37,727 She told me Dalia was trying 360 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,241 to play Steven and me against each other. 361 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,430 She had her dad fly in to punch me out? 362 00:14:41,462 --> 00:14:43,877 - What, did that give her some kind of weird satisfaction? - I had her father fly in! 363 00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,804 I called Steven. I did. 364 00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:49,089 Why? 365 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,437 Because I didn't want her feeling attached to you anymore. 366 00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,283 How did this happen? 367 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,503 (Car door closes) 368 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,723 (Engine starts) 369 00:15:04,786 --> 00:15:06,150 Well, I'll tell you one thing! 370 00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:08,377 There's no way that lighting fixture stays! 371 00:15:08,434 --> 00:15:09,610 You hear me?! 372 00:15:09,823 --> 00:15:12,394 I'm getting rid of that ugly-ass chandelier 373 00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:14,246 that represents us! 374 00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:17,897 (Breathes deeply) 375 00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:28,739 You're going down. 376 00:15:28,859 --> 00:15:29,976 Uhh! 377 00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:32,095 Aah! 378 00:15:32,113 --> 00:15:33,496 (Grunts) 379 00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:35,080 Uhh! 380 00:15:35,149 --> 00:15:37,839 (Grunting) I got you now, 381 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:40,367 you tacky, gaudy, ugly-ass, 382 00:15:40,388 --> 00:15:43,273 son of a... uhh! (Pants) 383 00:15:43,307 --> 00:15:46,276 (Birds chirping) 384 00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:53,550 (Breathing heavily) 385 00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:55,852 (Dogs barking in distance) 386 00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,368 (Panting) What the hell are you looking at? 387 00:15:59,699 --> 00:16:02,490 (The Chapin Sisters' "Shady River" playing) 388 00:16:08,746 --> 00:16:11,142 ♪ Sunny morning ♪ 389 00:16:11,999 --> 00:16:14,337 ♪ sunny afternoon ♪ 390 00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:18,268 ♪ when it's always June ♪ 391 00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:22,372 ♪ there's no time to cry ♪ 392 00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:27,221 ♪ days keep passing ♪ 393 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:30,055 ♪ but they're all the same ♪ 394 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:31,695 (panting) 395 00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:35,424 You better not be a girl. 396 00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:36,387 (Barks) 397 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,214 Good. 398 00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:40,096 ♪ When I'm tired ♪ 399 00:16:41,054 --> 00:16:44,821 - Let's go. - * And start to think I'm through * 400 00:16:51,026 --> 00:16:53,605 I didn't bother waking Ryan up to say good-bye. 401 00:16:54,093 --> 00:16:56,070 We'd already said good-bye. 402 00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:56,989 (Blind Pilot's "One Red Thread" playing) 403 00:16:57,002 --> 00:17:00,205 He was going his way, and I was bound to go mine. 404 00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:03,352 I just didn't know which way I was going... 405 00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:04,409 Not yet. 406 00:17:04,403 --> 00:17:08,819 ♪ Oh, from the first that the line got drawn ♪ 407 00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:11,642 Hey, third cousin Jeff. 408 00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:13,863 It's me, Tessa. 409 00:17:13,913 --> 00:17:15,377 ♪ One red thread ♪ 410 00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:16,785 Altman. 411 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,687 ♪ Through the middle of a song ♪ 412 00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:20,345 ♪ my only one ♪ 413 00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:22,673 (train passing) I understand. 414 00:17:23,473 --> 00:17:26,208 Yeah, anyway, it was good to catch up. 415 00:17:26,477 --> 00:17:29,092 Yeah, and if your mom changes her mind... 416 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,508 Okay. Thanks, Rosie. 417 00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:35,010 Hey, uh... 418 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:37,513 do you know if Chelsea has the same number? 419 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:40,561 ♪ But not the story okay. ♪ 420 00:17:40,874 --> 00:17:42,980 - Thanks. - * In my blood * 421 00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:46,146 ♪ when you were the savior ♪ 422 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,712 ♪ and I was the taker of ♪ 423 00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:54,784 - Hey! - * Oh, where I was * 424 00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:56,123 Hey! 425 00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:58,776 Oh, sorry. Not you. I think that's... 426 00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:00,672 - My mother. - Oh. 427 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,443 - Hey! - Hey! 428 00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:06,516 ♪ Oh, but, man, oh, man ♪ 429 00:18:06,636 --> 00:18:09,068 Um, excuse me. Sorry. 430 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,751 ♪ What you want 431 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,689 Um... excuse me. 432 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:16,162 ♪ Oh, man ♪ 433 00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:17,037 Alex. 434 00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:18,758 - Hi! - What are you doing here? 435 00:18:18,745 --> 00:18:20,785 I thought you were back in Berlin. 436 00:18:21,073 --> 00:18:22,387 I was supposed to be, 437 00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:25,446 but Berlin just seemed so far... 438 00:18:25,502 --> 00:18:28,254 from things, so I... I thought maybe I would... 439 00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:30,375 try something else for a while. 440 00:18:30,882 --> 00:18:32,221 Chatswin? 441 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:36,100 Look, Tessa, no pressure whatsoever, really. 442 00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:37,820 I just... wanted to be around 443 00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:39,391 in case you ever... 444 00:18:39,572 --> 00:18:41,262 wanted me around. 445 00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:46,418 For someone who was never around, 446 00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:48,658 she showed up at just the right time. 447 00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:51,674 ♪ I have to say there was a mile... ♪ 448 00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:53,301 (Phone rings) 449 00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:55,452 Hey, it's Tessa. Leave a message. (Beep) 450 00:18:55,572 --> 00:18:58,899 Hey, Tessa, it's your dad. 451 00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:01,452 I... I guess I just... 452 00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:03,597 I just... I'm calling 'cause... (Inhales deeply) 453 00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:05,831 I just wanna say... 454 00:19:05,951 --> 00:19:07,451 Sorry. 455 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,397 I'm sorry. 456 00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:13,407 You're sleeping over, right? 457 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,709 (Loud thud in distance) 458 00:19:30,193 --> 00:19:31,551 I'm living here. 459 00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:32,759 (Sighs) No. 460 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,418 But I want to. 461 00:19:35,538 --> 00:19:36,487 (Sighs) 462 00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:38,370 I know mommy doesn't want me attached to you, 463 00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:39,559 but... 464 00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:42,887 it's kind of already too late. 465 00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:45,972 You're a really good dad. 466 00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:50,433 I don't feel like a... really good dad. 467 00:19:50,677 --> 00:19:52,059 But you are one. 468 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,950 Can I sleep here one night? 469 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,571 (Howls) 470 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,119 He'd like you to. 471 00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:04,171 Just, um... 472 00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:06,317 let her know where you are. 473 00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:12,579 Carmen usually sings to me. 474 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:15,645 Okay. 475 00:20:19,881 --> 00:20:21,545 What's your probs? 476 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,309 (Tunes guitar) 477 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:40,146 ♪ There's an ocean formed outside my bedroom door ♪ 478 00:20:41,529 --> 00:20:46,621 ♪ on the sleepless nights, I listen to it roar ♪ 479 00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:53,303 ♪ there's a road too long to walk, too steep to climb ♪ 480 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:58,859 ♪ at the end of it is what you left behind ♪ 481 00:20:58,979 --> 00:21:02,256 ♪ and when that train rolls in ♪ 482 00:21:02,376 --> 00:21:06,404 ♪ if the doors open, don't get in ♪ 483 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:12,816 ♪ last night I had a pleasant nightmare ♪ 484 00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:15,858 (George) * da-da-da-da * 485 00:21:15,978 --> 00:21:18,267 * da-da-da-da * 486 00:21:19,086 --> 00:21:21,082 * da-da-da-da * 487 00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:23,916 ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ 488 00:21:25,029 --> 00:21:27,720 ♪ I said, da-da-da-da ♪ 489 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:30,785 ♪ da-da-da-da ♪ 490 00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:33,394 ♪ da-da-da-da ♪ 491 00:21:33,388 --> 00:21:36,390 ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ 492 00:21:38,393 --> 00:21:46,276 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -