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<i>Dad had decided to blend
families with my high-school nemesis.</i>

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<i>Our house closed,</i>

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<i>and so did our conversations.</i>

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So, what's the plan here Tess?

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You still have another year of school.

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Live with my grandmother,
commute to Chatswin,

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finish up, get the hell out.

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You gonna tell me I can't?
'Cause I'm almost 18.

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No, I am not saying you <i>can't</i>.
I'm saying I wish you <i>wouldn't</i>.

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Well, there's lots of things
I wish you wouldn't do,

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like continue to make decisions
with no regard for my feelings.

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I know that's what it
seems like I'm doing,

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but I assure you I...

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Why don't you just keep
telling yourself that, George?

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'Cause I'm not gonna
be around to hear it.

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Tessa!

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- Tessa.
- I hope the three of you are happy together.

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Have a nice life.

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Oh, and Dalia doesn't even like you.

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She's just using you to
make her real dad jealous.

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So good luck with that!

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Tessa, can I just say

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that I didn't know what was
going on with you and Dalia?

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Had I known, I... I never would've accept...

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I've never seen her like this before.

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- Are we making a mistake?
- Mm.

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- Maybe this is all too much.
- No. No.

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I... I read every one of those
books that Sheila gave me,

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and they all said the same thing.

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You can't let the kids call the shots.

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We as parents have to do
what's right for the family.

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What if we're wrong
about what's right?

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Daddy Altman?

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Since we're gonna be
one big happy family now,

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will you take me to the
father-daughter Purity Ball?

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The what?

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The father-daughter Purity Ball.

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This is our chance to restore decency,

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to take our daughters
gently by the weave

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and say, "slow down,
you little ratchet."

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Hmm.

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Do the girls have to
be pure to attend?

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Because I'm not showing any
virgins currently enrolled here.

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Oh, I think we have at least one.

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But I'm not here to boast
about Lisa's late-blooming.

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The times, they have A-changed,

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and it is up to us

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to A-change them back.

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[Alih Jay] ♪ Last night I
had a pleasant nightmare ♪

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<font color="#cd6108">2x22
Stray Dog</font>

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Hi, Grandma. It's me, Tessa.

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Tessa! Are you well?

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I'm okay. I've been better.

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Um...

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I need something. I mean...

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I mean, I need...

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you, if possible.

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Tessa, you're making me
nervous. What's going on?

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It's nothing. It's just...

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my dad.

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I don't want to live with him anymore,

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which is why I was wondering if

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it might be possible for

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me to come live with you next year.

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Well, you know I'm not really
set up for a second person.

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You know, with just the one bathroom.

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Right.

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Oh, sweetie, I hate to disappoint you.

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How about you come again
for part of the summer?

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Is it okay if I call you back later?

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O... okay. Bye-bye.

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Mom?

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Who was that?

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Tessa.

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[ ♪ Landfill ♪
by Daughter's playing ]

77
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<i>Since grand-mama had
left me for the wolves,</i>

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<i>I sought refuge</i>

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<i>in the one place that
I had always felt safe.</i>

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♪ Push me out to sea ♪

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♪ on a little boat
that you made out... ♪

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You're leaving.

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She's leaving.

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What's gonna happen to me?

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You'll be fine.

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You'll be...

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Queen of the Purity Ball.

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Mm, well...

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technically, that's impossible.

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Malik's been buttering my
bread since President's day.

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Don't tell mom.

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I can't believe I am in boxes again.

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I feel like I just got out of boxes.

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O.M.G., George! Look.

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This one in Chatswin Hills

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has a custom leather living room.

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Leather living room?

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It's a work of art.

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It's an overpriced wooden box.

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Look at the square footage. It's tiny.

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Check out the lot size.
We could always expand.

102
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We could expand.

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What kind of couch would you
put in a leather living room?

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Me, I'd probably do
a marble sectional.

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Sounds comfy.

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<i>While George and Dallas were</i>

107
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<i>out looking for a new love nest,</i>

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<i>I was adjusting to life in the toilet.</i>

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Oh. This looks lovely.

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- Thank you.
- Welcome.

111
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Mm.

112
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So does your dad know
you're living in a restroom?

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- He thinks I'm at Helen's.
- Why don't you stay at our place?

114
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Because, Lisa.

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<i>Because.</i>

116
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Yeah. No. That's true.

117
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I'm just tired over of it, you know?

118
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I'm just tired of everybody expecting

119
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I'm just gonna do whatever
the hell they want.

120
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Amen.

121
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And that I'm just gonna
grin and bear it?

122
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Well, I'm done grinning
and I'm done bearing it.

123
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You should see this dress
that my mother wants me to wear

124
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to this Purity Ball of hers.

125
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It's a frickin' bridal gown.

126
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Do they not realize that
we are almost adults?

127
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They can't just tell us
how it's gonna be anymore.

128
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And we're not just gonna choke down

129
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a cup of undercooked neon noodles

130
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just to avoid hurting some
homeless woman's feelings.

131
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That was delicious, though. Thank you.

132
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But, George... leather living room!

133
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I know.

134
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And did you see that lighting fixture?

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It was rustic meets sparkly.

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It was the perfect
representation of us.

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Well, maybe we can find a
lighting fixture like that

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and put it in a house
that's still on the market,

139
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because that one has
an accepted offer.

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Unless you wanna put
in a backup offer.

141
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Yeah, but you don't love it.

142
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Well, no, but, uh, I
could live with it.

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I could learn to love it.

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Ooh. I gotta get going.

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I gotta run by home

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and get ready for my
big date with Dalia.

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Um, George?

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- Yeah?
- Can I be honest with you?

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I'm not real sure you should
be taking Dalia to this event.

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Dalia wants to go. If I
don't take her, who will?

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Hi, Dallas.

152
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That's a nice dress. Is is Cavalli?

153
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He's not her father.

154
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He can't be parading
around like he's her father.

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Steven, you need to find
another way to express yourself.

156
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You can't go around punching people.

157
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I don't go around punching people.

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I just punch him.

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I... I don't know what it is.
I just find him very punchable.

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- Mommy, is he okay?
- Yeah, he's... he's okay.

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Hey, you leave my daughter alone!

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I thought that was your job.

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Aah!

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- Ooh!
- Daddies!

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Stop fighting over me.

166
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What are you doing here anyway?

167
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I thought you were off
living in Singapore.

168
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I am in Singapore! Ooh! Hey!

169
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That reminds me... My
beautiful wife Wan'er!

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Come on!

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Hello!

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- Hello!
-  Hello!

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I want that tiny hat.

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Sweetheart, give her the tiny hat.

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- No.
- Yes.

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Wan'er, I've heard so much.

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Hey, George,
sorry about the punching,

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but I need to impress upon
you that I am her father.

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Just because I'm not around
doesn't give you the right...

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Yes, it does! It gives me
every <i>right</i>, you big baby.

181
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Being a father isn't a title you hold

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like a some fighter's belt.

183
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It's an active job. And if
you aren't there to do it,

184
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somebody else has to.

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Stop hitting daddy Altman!

186
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You stop calling him that!

187
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I'm so starving, you guys.

188
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- Can we go get sushi?
- I could do sushi.

189
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George? Rainbow roll?

190
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I don't think George
feels like a rainbow roll.

191
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Whoa!

192
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Sheila, we have a doorbell!

193
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As your broker, I
wouldn't have let myself in

194
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if it wasn't important, and it is.

195
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The place you saw today?

196
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That place Dallas fell in love with?

197
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The offer fell through.

198
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They couldn't get their
financing together.

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I... I cannot think about
this right now, Sheila.

200
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I have a face wound.

201
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Okay. Okay, fine. Let's
weigh all the options.

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You can rent something and
flush your money down the toilet.

203
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You can move in with
Dallas and be her bitch.

204
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Or I can man up

205
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and buy the place my
lady is crazy about.

206
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It is squeaky-clean, George.

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Copper piping. Closets by Claudia.

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Claudia?

209
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And it is a <i>massive</i> lot.

210
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Mature trees. Dogwoods up the wazoo.

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- You know something, Sheila?
- What?

212
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You're good at your job.

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How does she do it, folks?

214
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She kills it on the work front,

215
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she crushes it at home,

216
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<i>and in her spare time...</i>

217
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Fred? Why aren't you two
dressed for the Purity Ball?

218
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- You're gonna be late.
- Have a seat, dear.

219
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No, I will not have a seat.
Our community is expecting me,

220
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just as they are expecting
the two of you.

221
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Well, Sheila, I do
believe their expectations

222
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are not going to be met.

223
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W... not tonight.

224
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Lisa?

225
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Lisa!

226
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You're finally gonna be
the queen of something.

227
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You're a lock!

228
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Yeah, that's the thing, mother.

229
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I'm not a lock.

230
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Oh, you are too a lock.

231
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She's not a lock, Mrs. Shay.

232
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Oh, I see.

233
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This is your way of telling me

234
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the two of you have been
engaging in premarital sex.

235
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- Is that it, Lisa?
- No.

236
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No, I've never had sex.

237
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Oh!  Oh, thank God! I...

238
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But I have made love.

239
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Ooh, Fred! The bucket!

240
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I can't fathom why you
would need a bucket, mother.

241
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I love Malik, and Malik loves me.

242
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And we've made love
to each other many, many times,

243
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and it's been fantastic.

244
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Welp... congratulations, Lisa.

245
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One of your most redeeming
qualities isn't yours after all.

246
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Oh. Wow.

247
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My first time was with a girl
I wasn't really in love with.

248
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And although I... grew to
care deeply for your mother,

249
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there are times I wish I'd trained

250
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with someone a bit more tender.

251
00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,274
You know?

252
00:10:08,806 --> 00:10:09,945
Uh-huh.

253
00:10:10,065 --> 00:10:11,709
So bless you both...

254
00:10:12,422 --> 00:10:14,545
for being brave enough
to follow your hearts.

255
00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:17,452
<i>With Lisa out of the picture,</i>

256
00:10:17,464 --> 00:10:20,161
<i>Sheila had to cast her
net a little wider.</i>

257
00:10:20,224 --> 00:10:23,978
Inside every girl is a beautiful gift.

258
00:10:24,202 --> 00:10:25,397
Where's the gift from?

259
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,506
Is it from the juniors' section?

260
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,501
No, it's not from the
juniors' section.

261
00:10:29,621 --> 00:10:33,904
The point is, the gift
must never be given away...

262
00:10:33,905 --> 00:10:35,738
- ♪ Dance  ♪ by Big Sean playing)
- Oh, snizz!

263
00:10:35,745 --> 00:10:38,066
- That's my jam right there!
- <i>♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪</i>

264
00:10:38,186 --> 00:10:41,770
- <i>♪ now stop ♪
- ♪ dance, dance, dance, dance ♪</i>

265
00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:43,002
<i>Girls, stop that!</i>

266
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:43,947
<i>♪ And make that... hammer time ♪</i>

267
00:10:44,067 --> 00:10:47,750
No female role model has
the last name "Minaj."

268
00:10:47,769 --> 00:10:48,708
<i>♪ Go, stupid ♪</i>

269
00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:50,059
<i>♪ go, stupid ♪</i>

270
00:10:51,329 --> 00:10:53,800
<i>Thanks to the
Purity Ball, I had music.</i>

271
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,522
<i>I was getting three squares
out the school vending machine.</i>

272
00:10:56,642 --> 00:10:58,179
<i>I'd never been better.</i>

273
00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,131
<i>♪ Wobble wobble ♪</i>

274
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,914
<i>♪ I'm st-stacking my paper ♪</i>

275
00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:03,417
<i>♪ my wallet look like
a Bible, I got... ♪</i>

276
00:11:05,049 --> 00:11:06,094
What are you doing here?

277
00:11:06,214 --> 00:11:08,484
I just wanted to tell you
that I'm glad that we broke up.

278
00:11:09,154 --> 00:11:11,438
Cool. So am I.

279
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,008
It's gonna make it a lot easier
for me to leave for college

280
00:11:14,009 --> 00:11:15,654
now that we're no longer in love.

281
00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:17,674
Great. So leave.

282
00:11:18,613 --> 00:11:19,970
I will.

283
00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:21,959
The door's right here.

284
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,200
[ ♪ Mary May & Bobby ♪
by Joe Purdy playing ]

285
00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:33,296
That's not how you leave.

286
00:11:33,797 --> 00:11:35,486
You don't know how I leave.

287
00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:39,440
♪ It was a fine day
in the fifth grade ♪

288
00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:45,489
♪ when Mary may let Bobby
walk her home from school ♪

289
00:11:46,252 --> 00:11:49,787
♪ and he loved the way her
hair fell across her dress ♪

290
00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:51,276
<i>Ironically,</i>

291
00:11:51,396 --> 00:11:53,454
<i>the playlist for the Purity Ball</i>

292
00:11:53,654 --> 00:11:56,781
<i>was incredibly romantic.</i>

293
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,917
♪ Tenderness, yeah ♪

294
00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:06,070
[ ♪ Toxic ♪
by The Chapin Sisters playing ]

295
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,631
♪ Baby, can't you see I'm calling? ♪

296
00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:23,120
♪ a guy like you
should wear a warning ♪

297
00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:25,506
<i>Sometimes...</i>

298
00:12:25,718 --> 00:12:26,605
♪ I'm falling ♪

299
00:12:26,606 --> 00:12:28,684
<i>When you want
something to be true...</i>

300
00:12:29,111 --> 00:12:31,262
All right, there's a <i>little</i>
step coming up right now.

301
00:12:31,296 --> 00:12:35,090
<i>You'll do anything to
convince yourself that it is.</i>

302
00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:35,992
♪ I need a hit ♪

303
00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:37,519
<i>- And sometimes...</i>
- Stay right there.

304
00:12:38,032 --> 00:12:40,653
<i>Even a blindfold can't
stop you from...</i>

305
00:12:40,684 --> 00:12:41,466
♪ I'm loving it ♪

306
00:12:41,535 --> 00:12:43,441
<i>seeing things clearly.</i>

307
00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:51,120
Those better be tears of joy.

308
00:12:54,186 --> 00:12:56,583
We got the place, Dallas. It's ours.

309
00:12:58,284 --> 00:12:59,442
George, I can't.

310
00:12:59,974 --> 00:13:01,042
You...

311
00:13:02,045 --> 00:13:03,227
you're kidding right now.

312
00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:05,573
I know you
did this for me.

313
00:13:05,592 --> 00:13:07,331
I know you do everything for me.

314
00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:09,658
- But in your heart...
- You're not kidding.

315
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,485
- In your heart...
- Are you crazy?

316
00:13:11,673 --> 00:13:13,844
- In your heart...
- Don't tell me what's in my heart!

317
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:15,301
Dallas, what?

318
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:17,636
I bought a house with...

319
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,701
a leather living room.

320
00:13:20,107 --> 00:13:22,328
My own daughter hates my guts!

321
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,674
I know!

322
00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:26,196
And I know you've been trying
real hard to prove everything,

323
00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:28,930
and that's exactly what
it feels like, George.

324
00:13:29,706 --> 00:13:31,426
I am like this house.

325
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,779
You <i>learned</i> to love me.

326
00:13:34,886 --> 00:13:37,545
But it's not the same thing
as being in love with me.

327
00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:40,060
You aren't.

328
00:13:40,799 --> 00:13:42,871
And I don't think you ever were.

329
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,124
You know something?

330
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,839
<i>You're</i> the one

331
00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:52,368
that doesn't love <i>you</i>, Dallas.

332
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,600
You.

333
00:13:54,683 --> 00:13:56,427
And that's why...

334
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:59,055
you have sabotaged this at every turn.

335
00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:01,656
I have jumped through
every <i>freaking</i> hoop,

336
00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:04,443
and you keep moving the hoop!

337
00:14:10,987 --> 00:14:13,226
I'm never gonna convince you, am I?

338
00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:16,948
I'm sorry.

339
00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:24,963
Oh, I... I agree. This is very sorry.

340
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,912
You know, I... I should've
listened to Tessa.

341
00:14:26,913 --> 00:14:28,297
She told me Dalia was trying

342
00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:29,811
to play Steven and me
against each other.

343
00:14:29,861 --> 00:14:32,000
She had her dad fly
in to punch me out?

344
00:14:32,032 --> 00:14:34,447
- What, did that give her some kind of <i>weird</i>
satisfaction?  - I had her father fly in!

345
00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:36,374
<i>I called Steven. I did.</i>

346
00:14:38,507 --> 00:14:39,659
Why?

347
00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:44,007
Because I didn't want her
feeling attached to you anymore.

348
00:14:51,452 --> 00:14:52,853
How did this happen?

349
00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:56,720
Well, I'll tell you one thing!

350
00:14:56,739 --> 00:14:58,947
There's no way that
lighting fixture stays!

351
00:14:59,004 --> 00:15:00,180
You hear me?!

352
00:15:00,393 --> 00:15:02,964
I'm getting rid of
that ugly-ass chandelier

353
00:15:02,996 --> 00:15:04,816
that represents us!

354
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,309
You're going down.

355
00:15:19,429 --> 00:15:20,546
Uhh!

356
00:15:20,581 --> 00:15:22,665
Aah!

357
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,650
Uhh!

358
00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:28,409
I got you now,

359
00:15:28,529 --> 00:15:30,937
you tacky, gaudy, ugly-ass,

360
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:33,843
son of a... uhh!

361
00:15:48,136 --> 00:15:49,938
What the hell
are you looking at?

362
00:15:50,269 --> 00:15:53,060
[ ♪ Shady River ♪
by The Chapin Sisters playing ]

363
00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:01,712
♪ Sunny morning ♪

364
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:04,907
♪ sunny afternoon ♪

365
00:16:06,561 --> 00:16:08,838
♪ when it's always June ♪

366
00:16:09,238 --> 00:16:12,942
♪ there's no time to cry ♪

367
00:16:15,188 --> 00:16:17,791
♪ days keep passing ♪

368
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:20,625
♪ but they're all the same ♪

369
00:16:23,904 --> 00:16:25,994
You better not be a girl.

370
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:28,784
Good.

371
00:16:28,809 --> 00:16:30,666
♪ When I'm tired ♪

372
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:35,391
- Let's go.
- ♪ And start to think I'm through ♪

373
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,075
<i>I didn't bother waking
Ryan up to say good-bye.</i>

374
00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:42,540
<i>We'd already said good-bye.</i>

375
00:16:42,577 --> 00:16:43,459
[ ♪ One Red Thread ♪
by Blind Pilots playing ]

376
00:16:43,472 --> 00:16:46,675
<i>He was going his way, and
I was bound to go mine.</i>

377
00:16:46,863 --> 00:16:49,822
<i>I just didn't know which
way I was going...</i>

378
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,879
<i>Not yet.</i>

379
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:55,289
♪ Oh, from the first
that the line got drawn ♪

380
00:16:55,584 --> 00:16:58,112
Hey, third cousin Jeff.

381
00:16:58,319 --> 00:17:00,333
It's me, Tessa.

382
00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:01,847
♪ One red thread ♪

383
00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:03,254
Altman.

384
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,157
♪ Through the middle of a song ♪

385
00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:06,815
♪ my only one ♪

386
00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:09,143
I understand.

387
00:17:09,943 --> 00:17:12,678
Yeah, anyway, it was good to catch up.

388
00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:15,562
Yeah, and if your mom
changes her mind...

389
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,978
Okay. Thanks, Rosie.

390
00:17:19,098 --> 00:17:21,480
Hey, uh...

391
00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,983
do you know if Chelsea
has the same number?

392
00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:27,031
♪ But not the story okay. ♪

393
00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:29,450
- Thanks.
- ♪ In my blood ♪

394
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,602
♪ when you were the savior ♪

395
00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:36,182
♪ and I was the taker of ♪

396
00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:41,254
- Hey!
- ♪ Oh, where I was ♪

397
00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:42,593
Hey!

398
00:17:42,969 --> 00:17:45,246
Oh, sorry. Not you. I think that's...

399
00:17:45,446 --> 00:17:47,142
- My mother.
- Oh.

400
00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:48,913
- Hey!
- Hey!

401
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:52,986
♪ Oh, but, man, oh, man ♪

402
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,469
Um, excuse me. Sorry.

403
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:57,177
♪ What you want

404
00:17:57,178 --> 00:17:59,159
Um... excuse me.

405
00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:02,632
♪ Oh, man ♪

406
00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:03,507
Alex.

407
00:18:03,627 --> 00:18:05,214
- Hi!
- What are you doing here?

408
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:07,255
I thought you were back in Berlin.

409
00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:08,857
I was supposed to be,

410
00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:11,916
but Berlin just seemed so far...

411
00:18:11,972 --> 00:18:14,724
from things, so I... I
thought maybe I would...

412
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,845
try something else for a while.

413
00:18:17,352 --> 00:18:18,691
Chatswin?

414
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:22,570
Look, Tessa, no pressure
whatsoever, really.

415
00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:24,290
I just... wanted to be around

416
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:25,861
in case you ever...

417
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:27,732
wanted me around.

418
00:18:30,447 --> 00:18:32,888
<i>For someone who
was never around,</i>

419
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,128
<i>she showed up at just the right time.</i>

420
00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:38,144
♪ I have to say there was a mile... ♪

421
00:18:39,891 --> 00:18:41,922
<i>Hey, it's Tessa. Leave a message.</i>

422
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:45,369
<i>Hey, Tessa, it's your dad.</i>

423
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,922
<i>I... I guess I just...</i>

424
00:18:47,941 --> 00:18:50,067
<i>I just... I'm calling 'cause...</i>

425
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:52,301
<i>I just wanna say...</i>

426
00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:53,921
<i>Sorry.</i>

427
00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:55,867
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

428
00:18:58,063 --> 00:18:59,877
You're sleeping over, right?

429
00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:18,021
I'm living here.

430
00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:19,229
No.

431
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,888
But I want to.

432
00:19:23,077 --> 00:19:24,840
I know mommy doesn't
want me attached to you,

433
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,029
but...

434
00:19:27,393 --> 00:19:29,357
it's kind of already too late.

435
00:19:30,978 --> 00:19:32,442
You're a really good dad.

436
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:36,903
I don't feel like a...
really good dad.

437
00:19:37,147 --> 00:19:38,529
But you are one.

438
00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:42,420
Can I sleep here one night?

439
00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:48,589
He'd like you to.

440
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:50,641
Just, um...

441
00:19:51,029 --> 00:19:52,787
let her know where you are.

442
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:59,049
Carmen usually sings to me.

443
00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:02,115
Okay.

444
00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:08,015
What's your probs?

445
00:20:22,049 --> 00:20:26,616
♪ There's an ocean formed
outside my bedroom door ♪

446
00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:33,091
♪ On the sleepless nights,
I listen to it roar ♪

447
00:20:33,929 --> 00:20:39,773
♪ There's a road too long
to walk, too steep to climb ♪

448
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:45,329
♪ at the end of it is
what you left behind ♪

449
00:20:45,449 --> 00:20:48,726
♪ and when that train rolls in ♪

450
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:52,874
♪ if the doors open,
don't get in ♪

451
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:59,286
♪ last night I had a
pleasant nightmare ♪

452
00:20:59,337 --> 00:21:02,328
<i>♪ da-da-da-da ♪</i>

453
00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:04,737
<i>♪ da-da-da-da ♪</i>

454
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,552
<i>♪ da-da-da-da ♪</i>

455
00:21:07,789 --> 00:21:10,386
♪ da, da, da, da ♪

456
00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:14,190
♪ I said, da-da-da-da ♪

457
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,255
♪ da-da-da-da ♪

458
00:21:17,681 --> 00:21:19,857
♪ da-da-da-da ♪

459
00:21:19,858 --> 00:21:22,860
♪ da, da, da, da ♪

460
00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:33,490
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