1 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,842 So you haven't officially told anyone 2 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:43,510 you're looking to change your life? 3 00:00:43,578 --> 00:00:45,478 Yes. 4 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,614 Why put Doyle Dane into hysterics 5 00:00:47,682 --> 00:00:50,250 when all I want to do is have what NASA calls 6 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:53,019 an "exploratory mission" with your agency? 7 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:57,289 Still, Timmy, Don has some anxiety about-- 8 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,859 well, obviously about Raymond. 9 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:02,995 Heinz Baked Beans has given us 10 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,698 national recognition and Raymond's a friend. 11 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:08,366 I'm not used to telling people what my account is worth. 12 00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:09,801 Not just in billings, 13 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:11,903 but in the prestige that comes with ketchup. 14 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:13,705 Don knows that or he wouldn't be here. 15 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:14,839 He's not that polite. 16 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:17,809 Just relax. 17 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,744 If you do the work and I like it, 18 00:01:19,812 --> 00:01:21,613 I guarantee that Raymond will fall in line. 19 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:23,146 I have that power. 20 00:01:23,214 --> 00:01:24,748 And if you don't like our work? 21 00:01:24,816 --> 00:01:27,017 Raymond never has to know. 22 00:01:27,085 --> 00:01:28,819 I don't know if that solves my problem. 23 00:01:28,887 --> 00:01:31,321 Look, I understand your risk. 24 00:01:31,389 --> 00:01:33,023 Or we could have met in your office again. 25 00:01:33,091 --> 00:01:36,259 In fact, we can have the presentation here, too. 26 00:01:36,327 --> 00:01:37,761 No, we'll get a hotel. 27 00:01:39,396 --> 00:01:42,264 I am supposed to be meeting someone in about 20 minutes 28 00:01:42,332 --> 00:01:43,933 and she likes me to wait for her. 29 00:01:46,937 --> 00:01:48,972 Well, take your time. 30 00:01:49,039 --> 00:01:51,107 And remember, 31 00:01:51,174 --> 00:01:52,909 I don't need much of an excuse to come to Manhattan. 32 00:02:07,924 --> 00:02:10,458 When I say a small team, I mean Stan. 33 00:02:10,526 --> 00:02:12,326 Just the three of us. 34 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,228 We bill it under Project K. 35 00:02:15,764 --> 00:02:17,698 Nice place. 36 00:02:17,766 --> 00:02:20,367 Well, it's available to you. 37 00:02:20,435 --> 00:02:23,671 You know, if you ever have to spend the night in the city. 38 00:02:23,739 --> 00:02:25,339 I live here, Pete. 39 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:36,548 It's been 7:00 for 20 minutes. 40 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,516 I'm starving. 41 00:02:38,584 --> 00:02:41,019 I'm sorry I'm late, but I have a job. 42 00:02:41,087 --> 00:02:43,354 You know what, Dawn? You have another job, 43 00:02:43,422 --> 00:02:44,922 which is being my maid of honor. 44 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:47,424 Well, I can't lose that one, can I? 45 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:50,527 Well, I have some bad news. 46 00:02:50,595 --> 00:02:52,496 Al called me 47 00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:54,865 and he said both the caterer and your date fell through. 48 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:57,401 William? What happened? 49 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,603 Al doesn't think he's ready to settle down. 50 00:02:59,671 --> 00:03:01,705 And he didn't want you to spend the night defending yourself. 51 00:03:01,772 --> 00:03:03,539 You tell Al to keep looking 52 00:03:03,607 --> 00:03:05,541 because I'm never gonna meet someone at that office. 53 00:03:05,609 --> 00:03:06,776 Al and I met at church. 54 00:03:06,844 --> 00:03:08,544 Church is impossible. 55 00:03:08,612 --> 00:03:10,980 You can't stand out in that crowd of harlots. 56 00:03:11,048 --> 00:03:14,684 You stand out. 57 00:03:14,752 --> 00:03:17,119 You must run into somebody downtown. 58 00:03:17,187 --> 00:03:19,955 I get on the train and it's just us... 59 00:03:20,023 --> 00:03:22,925 and then it gets thinner and thinner until about 72nd. 60 00:03:22,992 --> 00:03:25,327 Sometimes it's just me and this old shoeshine-- 61 00:03:25,394 --> 00:03:27,196 and he won't even look at me. 62 00:03:27,263 --> 00:03:29,598 Bea Carter says her son Anthony ran into you. 63 00:03:29,665 --> 00:03:32,033 But that's what you don't understand. 64 00:03:32,101 --> 00:03:34,035 We were walking through the plaza 65 00:03:34,103 --> 00:03:36,104 and we passed each other and we just nodded. 66 00:03:36,171 --> 00:03:38,172 Someone told me he said that, 67 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,307 but he didn't talk to me. 68 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:42,009 And I didn't talk to him, either. 69 00:03:43,812 --> 00:03:46,680 Well, I'll keep looking. 70 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:52,613 That might be too much blush. 71 00:03:52,682 --> 00:03:55,516 If you look a little rusty, it's 'cause I'm a little rusty. 72 00:03:55,584 --> 00:03:57,652 I need all the help I can get. 73 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,221 The makeup's not the important part. 74 00:04:00,289 --> 00:04:03,457 Mary Kay always says it's really about making yourself feel better, 75 00:04:03,525 --> 00:04:07,027 and that starts with doing something for you. 76 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:08,628 Well, that'll be a first. 77 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:13,701 - Kate! - Shh, I just put the baby down. 78 00:04:17,072 --> 00:04:19,639 - You have not changed. - Well, you have. 79 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,741 How did you suddenly get younger than me? 80 00:04:21,809 --> 00:04:23,209 Because she's in the beauty business. 81 00:04:23,276 --> 00:04:25,078 What do you think? 82 00:04:25,145 --> 00:04:27,479 - How much did she spend? - It's free. 83 00:04:27,547 --> 00:04:30,049 This is my old stuff. I'm a sales director now. 84 00:04:30,117 --> 00:04:31,951 - How are your boys? - Good. 85 00:04:32,019 --> 00:04:33,886 - Did you see Kevin? - She looked in. 86 00:04:33,954 --> 00:04:36,488 Why don't we let him sleep while we eat dinner? 87 00:04:36,556 --> 00:04:37,956 I made a pork roast. 88 00:04:38,024 --> 00:04:40,558 And I made reservations at Le Cirque for two. 89 00:04:40,626 --> 00:04:43,661 Well, I want to catch up. And, more importantly, 90 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:46,497 Kate has a job interview tomorrow and I don't want her tying one on. 91 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:48,700 - Who are you meeting with? - The competition. 92 00:04:48,768 --> 00:04:50,668 Can we take a raincheck? 93 00:04:50,737 --> 00:04:52,803 Splendid. 94 00:04:52,871 --> 00:04:55,072 She hasn't changed. 95 00:05:05,254 --> 00:05:07,255 Why are you getting on the elevator going up? 96 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:09,591 Because the door opened and you were standing there. 97 00:05:11,426 --> 00:05:13,294 I pressed down. 98 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,104 Where have you been? 99 00:05:23,172 --> 00:05:25,339 I missed you. 100 00:05:25,407 --> 00:05:27,340 Working all the time. Don't tell anyone. 101 00:05:27,408 --> 00:05:29,976 Like who? 102 00:05:30,044 --> 00:05:32,612 Arnie's on call Thursday or Friday. 103 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,815 I'll leave a penny under the mat when he's flown the coop. 104 00:05:44,725 --> 00:05:46,258 I have to go. 105 00:05:49,963 --> 00:05:51,597 Can you be more specific? 106 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:54,967 Nope. 107 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:56,836 Good night. 108 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,869 Dennis must be doing well. 109 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,305 - That's from the company. - My goodness. 110 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,905 What do you have to do to get this? 111 00:06:14,973 --> 00:06:17,241 Just have a lot of my recruits sell a lot of Mary Kay. 112 00:06:17,309 --> 00:06:19,076 How much? Those are diamonds. 113 00:06:19,144 --> 00:06:20,777 Just has to be the most. 114 00:06:20,846 --> 00:06:22,412 They know what they're doing. 115 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,281 I know. They do. 116 00:06:24,349 --> 00:06:26,483 But there's no way for me to move up there. 117 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:28,052 So is that why you're going to Avon? 118 00:06:28,119 --> 00:06:29,753 There's women above me at Mary Kay, 119 00:06:29,821 --> 00:06:31,888 It's just working out of Spokane, 120 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,557 there's only so far I can go. 121 00:06:34,624 --> 00:06:36,993 Well, Joanie's a partner and I don't know if anyone 122 00:06:37,061 --> 00:06:38,862 would want all that extra responsibility. 123 00:06:38,929 --> 00:06:41,030 You should visit more often. 124 00:06:41,098 --> 00:06:42,765 Turns out someone's proud of me. 125 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,734 I'm a monster. 126 00:06:44,801 --> 00:06:47,736 Believe it or not, "My daughter is a partner 127 00:06:47,803 --> 00:06:50,072 at a Madison Avenue advertising firm" 128 00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:52,507 is something I enjoy saying. 129 00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:53,909 It does sound pretty good. 130 00:06:58,114 --> 00:07:01,816 Well, so much for keeping my wits about me. 131 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:04,218 I should be getting back to the Waldorf. 132 00:07:05,177 --> 00:07:07,011 Well, I wish you the best of luck tomorrow. 133 00:07:07,079 --> 00:07:08,312 But if worse come to worse, 134 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:10,081 you're appreciated somewhere. 135 00:07:14,787 --> 00:07:17,354 What are the "Life" magazine closing dates for Birds Eye? 136 00:07:17,422 --> 00:07:20,223 Ken, it's Monday. 137 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:22,425 I got a perfect cup of coffee and a Danish on the way. 138 00:07:22,493 --> 00:07:24,527 You want to start with "Good morning? How was your weekend?" 139 00:07:24,595 --> 00:07:28,064 I spent it with my in-laws listening to Ed complain 140 00:07:28,132 --> 00:07:30,733 about how much the world hates Dow Chemical. 141 00:07:30,802 --> 00:07:33,503 And I know that every gripe he has is directed at me and this company. 142 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:36,672 Is it possible that this has turned Ken Cosgrove into a neurotic? 143 00:07:36,739 --> 00:07:38,507 If he wants people to stop hating him, 144 00:07:38,574 --> 00:07:42,111 he should stop dropping napalm on children. 145 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,298 I know you just came here to complain, 146 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,133 but I actually think that I can help you. 147 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,469 God, that's really true. 148 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,504 I just came in here to complain. 149 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,371 How hard would it be to meet with Ed, just you and me? 150 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:56,841 If I have a good reason? 151 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,776 I'm sorry, Mr. Cosgrove, but it's the last one. 152 00:07:58,844 --> 00:08:00,211 - Did you find your keys? - I did. 153 00:08:00,278 --> 00:08:02,179 Can you get Pierre Cossette on the line? 154 00:08:02,247 --> 00:08:03,781 I have an idea. Let's see what happens. 155 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:05,382 Harry has great ideas. 156 00:08:25,023 --> 00:08:27,224 I saw this thing on a spy show. 157 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:29,759 It's a clock with a tiny camera in it. 158 00:08:29,827 --> 00:08:32,696 All we have to do is get it in there. 159 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,698 If you can get in, you don't need a clock. 160 00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:38,168 I would guess it's a military account. 161 00:08:38,236 --> 00:08:40,204 And I would guess they picked Stan 162 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:41,837 because he has no conscience. 163 00:08:41,905 --> 00:08:45,741 So Project K stands for what? 164 00:08:45,809 --> 00:08:48,010 Project Kill Machine! 165 00:08:48,078 --> 00:08:49,545 That's not what it stands for. 166 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:53,015 So what does it stand for, Bobby? 167 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,917 I don't know what it is. 168 00:08:54,984 --> 00:08:56,719 Are you saying that because you do know what it is? 169 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,253 No. 170 00:08:58,354 --> 00:09:00,922 - Stan come through? - Stan who? 171 00:09:00,989 --> 00:09:03,891 I know one thing-- he's not in a room with tinfoil on the windows. 172 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:05,760 How are things, Don? 173 00:09:17,649 --> 00:09:19,317 There's nothing in here. 174 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:21,118 'Cause you're gonna fill it with work. 175 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,287 - If you don't fall asleep. - Mmm. 176 00:09:25,089 --> 00:09:27,424 I'm telling you, it clears the cobwebs. 177 00:09:42,305 --> 00:09:44,539 I think a hot dog and a hamburger are too similar. 178 00:09:46,209 --> 00:09:48,510 Plus, a hot dog cries out for mustard. 179 00:09:48,578 --> 00:09:51,880 No, I think a hot dog cries out for ketchup. 180 00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:55,517 A squiggly line. 181 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,789 Hmm. 182 00:10:00,857 --> 00:10:02,824 I think we should order lunch. 183 00:10:09,699 --> 00:10:11,666 Mmm. 184 00:10:11,734 --> 00:10:14,434 My goodness. Someone's having a party and didn't invite us. 185 00:10:14,503 --> 00:10:16,837 I don't know what you're talking about. 186 00:10:16,905 --> 00:10:19,507 Is Clara's birthday today? 187 00:10:19,574 --> 00:10:22,209 It's tomorrow and it's $2 a head. 188 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,244 And, actually, I don't know what I'm going to get. 189 00:10:24,312 --> 00:10:26,514 - Do you want to come? - I can't. 190 00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:28,548 Mr. Draper always needs me. 191 00:10:28,616 --> 00:10:31,050 Could you punch me out when you leave? 192 00:10:31,118 --> 00:10:32,819 Really? 193 00:10:35,731 --> 00:10:37,699 How long are you going to be gone? 194 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,534 Well, if you punch me out... 195 00:10:40,837 --> 00:10:42,838 Okay. 196 00:10:42,905 --> 00:10:45,274 I heard Mr. Draper's in there. 197 00:10:46,808 --> 00:10:49,010 No. 198 00:10:52,247 --> 00:10:54,815 - Did you get the pages? - No. 199 00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:56,451 Are you two rehearsing already? 200 00:10:56,518 --> 00:10:58,319 Call me when you see them. 201 00:10:58,387 --> 00:10:59,954 Arlene, are you sad it's not you? 202 00:11:00,022 --> 00:11:01,755 You know Mel is my husband. 203 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,656 I could have him write you into a hospital bed 204 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:05,125 or a grave. 205 00:11:10,598 --> 00:11:12,466 I'm sorry. 206 00:11:17,005 --> 00:11:18,404 What's going on? 207 00:11:18,472 --> 00:11:22,375 Well, you're going to have a love scene with Rod. 208 00:11:22,442 --> 00:11:25,144 And between you, me, and soon a national audience, 209 00:11:25,212 --> 00:11:26,479 it's more of a love affair. 210 00:11:26,546 --> 00:11:29,081 Oh, my goodness. 211 00:11:29,149 --> 00:11:30,849 That's so exciting. 212 00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:32,751 Thank you for telling me. 213 00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:34,019 Oh, I did more than tell you. 214 00:11:34,086 --> 00:11:36,054 Mel's been on the fence, 215 00:11:36,122 --> 00:11:38,723 but I think he really believes in you. 216 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:40,425 Now, don't embarrass me. 217 00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:41,926 You've done this before, haven't you? 218 00:11:43,059 --> 00:11:45,627 Um, well, of course. 219 00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:48,630 Does a high school play count? 220 00:11:48,698 --> 00:11:49,998 No. 221 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,033 It's gonna be exciting at first 222 00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:54,235 and then it'll be part of the job. 223 00:11:54,303 --> 00:11:56,971 It's pretty exciting. 224 00:11:57,038 --> 00:12:00,708 The hard part is how "James Garner" there will deal with it. 225 00:12:00,775 --> 00:12:03,677 Some people think it's better to wait till after it's happened 226 00:12:03,745 --> 00:12:06,880 or not tell them at all, but I think it's best to be up front. 227 00:12:08,649 --> 00:12:12,185 Well, obviously he's not going to like it. 228 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,154 Would you be upset if he did? 229 00:12:15,723 --> 00:12:17,157 I don't know. 230 00:12:17,225 --> 00:12:20,093 Why don't Mel and I take you two out to dinner? 231 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:22,829 You know, to make him comfortable. 232 00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:25,097 And, honestly, all of us should be better acquainted. 233 00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:27,666 I mean, Mel has big plans for you. 234 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:35,741 I'm gonna leave you alone with these. 235 00:12:45,984 --> 00:12:48,486 - Did you send Scarlett somewhere? - No, Meredith. 236 00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:51,389 Well, it's just I can't find her or Mr. Crane 237 00:12:51,457 --> 00:12:52,690 and there's someone to see him. 238 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:53,958 I'm dying for you to meet Ken. 239 00:12:57,928 --> 00:12:59,863 How are you? 240 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,532 Busy. 241 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,435 Have Scarlett see me when you find her. 242 00:13:12,683 --> 00:13:15,618 Oh, good. You're home on time. 243 00:13:15,686 --> 00:13:18,054 I am. It's only because I have a lot of work 244 00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:19,956 and I don't want to do it in a windowless room. 245 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,595 So why don't you have a seat? 246 00:13:25,662 --> 00:13:26,996 I'm gonna get you a drink. 247 00:13:27,064 --> 00:13:29,764 And then I'm gonna stuff you with coq au vin. 248 00:13:31,568 --> 00:13:33,402 I know you're very busy, 249 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:37,339 but I want us to have, I don't know-- 250 00:13:37,407 --> 00:13:40,375 I want us to be able to talk about things other than work. 251 00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:42,211 Megan, what happened? 252 00:13:42,278 --> 00:13:44,579 Just once I'd like to be that wife 253 00:13:44,646 --> 00:13:47,548 that lays a trap and has her husband walk right into it. 254 00:13:47,616 --> 00:13:50,551 Okay, first of all, Arlene, 255 00:13:50,619 --> 00:13:52,487 you know, she plays Penelope Aldridge. 256 00:13:52,554 --> 00:13:54,622 She basically owns "Berkshire Falls." 257 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,991 She's married to Mel the head writer 258 00:13:57,058 --> 00:13:59,026 and they want to have dinner with us. 259 00:13:59,094 --> 00:14:00,360 Does it get worse? 260 00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:06,466 Well, my storyline is getting more developed 261 00:14:06,534 --> 00:14:08,735 and that means 262 00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:10,937 I'm gonna have a series of love scenes. 263 00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:13,306 - With whom? - With Rod Holly. 264 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,642 He plays Rafe Jackson. He's Arlene's nephew. 265 00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,610 Megan, I don't care. 266 00:14:17,677 --> 00:14:20,346 What's a "love scene" consist of? 267 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:23,015 It's just kissing and hugging. 268 00:14:23,082 --> 00:14:26,018 It's TV. We can't really do anything. 269 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:30,256 What am I supposed to say? 270 00:14:30,723 --> 00:14:33,558 That you trust me. 271 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:37,227 And that you know it's part of my job. 272 00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:40,898 And maybe that it was bound to happen if things went well. 273 00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:42,800 Keep going. I'm dying to hear what I say next. 274 00:14:42,868 --> 00:14:44,035 Should I have hidden it from you? 275 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:50,135 I don't know, Megan. I need to think about it. 276 00:14:51,704 --> 00:14:54,205 Look, I know I wouldn't like it, 277 00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:56,808 but I'd look on the bright side. 278 00:14:56,876 --> 00:15:00,044 Okay, I guess if I wasn't your husband, 279 00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:01,513 I would be happy for you. 280 00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:03,415 It does mean they like you. 281 00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:05,816 Do you like me? 282 00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:08,919 Honey, I can tolerate this, but I can't encourage it. 283 00:15:10,455 --> 00:15:12,022 You're perfect. 284 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:20,127 And, honestly, Ed, it's not just Ken who's been losing sleep about this. 285 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:21,763 I mean, last week when half of Colombia got into your lobby-- 286 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:24,298 It was 15 people. 287 00:15:25,736 --> 00:15:28,437 Look, you've been in the news every other day 288 00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:30,172 and a couple of articles placed in business journals 289 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,573 are not going to make that stop. 290 00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:34,109 They acted like they were storming the Bastille. 291 00:15:34,177 --> 00:15:35,911 This is their country, too. 292 00:15:37,781 --> 00:15:39,081 What exactly is your point? 293 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:41,016 Pierre. 294 00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:44,452 A one-hour prime-time TV special sponsored by Dow, 295 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,888 starring Joe Namath and 15 or so of his best friends 296 00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:50,091 putting on a show drawing from America's most beloved musicals. 297 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:52,493 "Broadway Joe on Broadway." 298 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,761 Joe Namath sings? 299 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,330 Don't you want to watch it just to find out? 300 00:15:56,398 --> 00:15:59,433 And who are his "friends"? 301 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,568 I have access to the greatest talent available. 302 00:16:01,636 --> 00:16:04,137 There'll be sex appeal. Joey Heatherton, for example. 303 00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:06,740 Pipes, Julie Andrews. And punch. 304 00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:09,909 How about John Wayne in a sketch version of "Camelot"? 305 00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:12,412 We're mostly household products. 306 00:16:12,479 --> 00:16:13,713 Women don't like football. 307 00:16:13,781 --> 00:16:15,648 Have you ever asked them about Joe Namath? 308 00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:17,450 Forget demographics. 309 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,320 How would you like Dow to be responsible for making people smile? 310 00:16:21,988 --> 00:16:23,790 And is there anything that makes people smile 311 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,557 more than Broadway and football? 312 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,392 "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and the Notre Dame fight song 313 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,227 playing at the same time. 314 00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:31,963 ♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy... ♪ 315 00:16:32,031 --> 00:16:34,098 ♪ Yankee Doddle, do or die... ♪ 316 00:16:35,844 --> 00:16:38,213 Okay, okay. 317 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,948 Kenny, did you tell them I went to Notre Dame? 318 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:43,250 No, I told them about Joey Heatherton. 319 00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:48,052 So it's tailor-made for us? 320 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,200 What's our commitment? 321 00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:51,836 Well, you'd be a corner tenant. 322 00:16:51,903 --> 00:16:53,904 There's six minutes of commercials in the hour, 323 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,674 you'd get three and then two 10-second billboards 324 00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:59,009 at the beginning and end of the show. 325 00:16:59,076 --> 00:17:00,777 "Brought to you by Dow Chemical, 326 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,879 family products for the American family." 327 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:09,619 Just imagine Joe Namath in a straw hat. 328 00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:22,453 I'm sorry to bother you, Scarlett, 329 00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:24,689 but is Mr. Crane in? 330 00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:27,725 Okay. No, he's in a meeting. 331 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,159 Is there something I can help you with? 332 00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:31,894 Well, if he's expecting any special guests, 333 00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:34,797 you should let us know because he had someone come yesterday and you weren't here. 334 00:17:34,865 --> 00:17:37,166 I must have been in the ladies' room. 335 00:17:37,235 --> 00:17:41,137 No, and it's strange because you didn't leave until 6:47. 336 00:17:41,205 --> 00:17:43,340 Oh, Joan, it's Clara's birthday today 337 00:17:43,407 --> 00:17:45,675 and I tried to go at lunch, but I got stuck at my desk. 338 00:17:45,743 --> 00:17:48,009 So I left Mr. Crane on his own 339 00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:49,745 while I attended to this company business. 340 00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:54,950 We got her a Givenchy scarf from Gimbels. 341 00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:57,753 I have the card here for you to sign. 342 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:00,389 But you never came back and you had Dawn punch your time card. 343 00:18:00,457 --> 00:18:02,157 No, Dawn and I were working together. 344 00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:04,225 But we were all over the place. 345 00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:07,395 But mostly in accounting. 346 00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:09,664 Thank you for clearing that up. 347 00:18:18,574 --> 00:18:20,374 Dawn. 348 00:18:20,441 --> 00:18:22,442 Have you spoken to Scarlett this morning? 349 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:25,312 We're missing the big hole punch and I think you were the last one to see her. 350 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,481 The hole punch is in the creative lounge. 351 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:29,949 Dawn, Scarlett told me everything. 352 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,588 Scarlett, you're fired. 353 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:40,359 Joan, please. It won't happen again. 354 00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:43,228 Not here it won't. Go get your things. 355 00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:44,930 Dawn, could you get Stan in here 356 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,132 - before the partners meeting? - I'll deal with you later. 357 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,737 Girls do it all the time. 358 00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:54,806 Just go before you really embarrass yourself. 359 00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:03,756 I hope you realize this means now you're on Ed's radar. 360 00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:05,758 So will I be invited to Sunday dinner? 361 00:19:05,825 --> 00:19:07,326 Something like that. 362 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:11,763 I don't know where you're going, but I want you to bring back champagne. 363 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:15,166 Oh, Harry, I'm not coming back. 364 00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:16,501 What are you talking about? 365 00:19:19,438 --> 00:19:21,872 Joan, you owe Scarlett an apology. 366 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,941 Harry, please don't involve yourself in this. 367 00:19:24,009 --> 00:19:26,109 I'm tired of your petty dictatorship. 368 00:19:26,177 --> 00:19:29,179 So whatever capital crime or treason she committed, she's in my department. 369 00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:31,615 I didn't realize you were that attached to Scarlett. 370 00:19:31,683 --> 00:19:34,284 - We're not attached. - We are attached! 371 00:19:34,352 --> 00:19:36,320 I have something more important to do. 372 00:19:36,387 --> 00:19:38,188 I would hope you do, too. 373 00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:42,758 Scarlett, do whatever you think is best. 374 00:19:42,826 --> 00:19:45,093 You are to do whatever I think is best. 375 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,238 Let's go. Back to work. 376 00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:59,106 Everything's fine. 377 00:20:06,682 --> 00:20:08,450 I understand the confidentiality, 378 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,951 but I need to know how to bill Project K. 379 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,523 Don't. 380 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,158 Meredith, why don't you step out? 381 00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:23,831 I don't know what she said because I'm not privy to these conversations, 382 00:20:23,898 --> 00:20:25,198 but I would like the chance to defend myself. 383 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,434 - Mr. Crane, I haven't-- - No, please. 384 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,602 Let him go on. 385 00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:35,680 Well, it's this simple-- Scarlett works for me and Joan tried to fire her. 386 00:20:35,747 --> 00:20:37,849 She left work early and had Dawn punch her time card. 387 00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:39,817 It's pay for a minimum of five hours of work 388 00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:42,620 that she didn't do that we are paying for. 389 00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:44,589 Well, it's either me or her. 390 00:20:44,656 --> 00:20:47,057 - Joan? - Scarlett. 391 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:50,627 I think you mean, "If she goes, I go." 392 00:20:50,695 --> 00:20:52,629 "Broadway Joe on Broadway." 393 00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:55,599 Is there anybody in here who thought of that? 394 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:58,235 - I did. - What the hell is that? 395 00:20:58,303 --> 00:21:01,270 It's $150,000 worth of incremental business 396 00:21:01,338 --> 00:21:04,173 I generated while solving a problem. For what? 397 00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:06,809 So I can stand outside that glass and watch you all in here? 398 00:21:06,877 --> 00:21:09,078 - What did Dawn do? - Well, I'm almost positive-- 399 00:21:09,146 --> 00:21:11,247 Just keep talking to her because she's a partner. 400 00:21:12,516 --> 00:21:14,050 You know what? 401 00:21:14,118 --> 00:21:16,052 I'm sorry my accomplishments happened in broad daylight 402 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,520 and I can't be given the same rewards. 403 00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:20,155 What is that supposed to mean? 404 00:21:20,189 --> 00:21:22,657 You know damn well. 405 00:21:22,725 --> 00:21:23,958 The next time this group is called to order, 406 00:21:24,027 --> 00:21:25,793 I expect to be sitting at this table. 407 00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:28,163 I've actually earned it. 408 00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:45,669 Don't worry, dear. That's not going to happen. 409 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,772 Joan, I don't want to put myself in the same camp as Harry, 410 00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:50,839 but I might remind you and everyone 411 00:21:50,907 --> 00:21:53,609 the Commission on Human Rights is continuing to investigate 412 00:21:53,677 --> 00:21:56,245 our industry regarding the employment of Negroes. 413 00:21:56,313 --> 00:21:58,281 She's a good secretary. 414 00:21:58,348 --> 00:22:00,115 Of course. 415 00:22:00,183 --> 00:22:02,151 What about Scarlett? 416 00:22:02,218 --> 00:22:05,321 I think this humiliation will suffice. 417 00:22:05,389 --> 00:22:07,088 Can we continue with the billings? 418 00:22:07,156 --> 00:22:09,056 Yes. 419 00:22:09,124 --> 00:22:10,558 Where were we? 420 00:22:13,028 --> 00:22:15,430 "Meredith, why don't you step out?" 421 00:22:15,498 --> 00:22:17,299 Well? 422 00:22:17,366 --> 00:22:19,301 Oh. 423 00:22:27,884 --> 00:22:30,453 I'm sorry, but I couldn't leave. 424 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,189 I don't care as long as you brought those bridal magazines. 425 00:22:33,257 --> 00:22:35,024 What is wrong with you? 426 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:37,493 I had a day today that pushed your stupid wedding 427 00:22:37,561 --> 00:22:38,894 to the bottom of the list. 428 00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:40,863 - Did you get fired? - No. 429 00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:42,831 I don't think so. 430 00:22:42,898 --> 00:22:44,766 Who can tell at that place? 431 00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,734 What happened? 432 00:22:46,802 --> 00:22:48,703 One of the girls asked me to punch out 433 00:22:48,771 --> 00:22:50,572 her time card and we got caught. 434 00:22:50,639 --> 00:22:52,740 I told you, those girls aren't your friends. 435 00:22:52,808 --> 00:22:54,876 Yes, they are. She got in more trouble than me. 436 00:22:54,944 --> 00:22:56,978 Why do you think she asked you? 437 00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:59,213 You can't say no 'cause you're too scared. 438 00:22:59,281 --> 00:23:00,714 All they see is, "Yes, sir." 439 00:23:00,782 --> 00:23:02,316 Everybody's scared there. 440 00:23:02,384 --> 00:23:04,785 Women crying in the ladies' room. 441 00:23:04,853 --> 00:23:06,454 Men crying in the elevator. 442 00:23:06,521 --> 00:23:09,056 It sounds like New Year's Eve when they empty the garbage, 443 00:23:09,124 --> 00:23:10,924 there are so many bottles. 444 00:23:10,993 --> 00:23:13,960 And I told you about that poor man hanging himself in his office. 445 00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:15,828 Oh, they got it so bad, 446 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:17,930 they must all be jealous of you. 447 00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:20,733 What am I gonna do? Throw a brick through their window? 448 00:23:22,503 --> 00:23:24,804 I want to keep my job, 449 00:23:24,872 --> 00:23:26,873 so I'm gonna keep my head down. 450 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:29,408 Well, I couldn't do it. 451 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,710 Well, you don't have to. 452 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:32,978 You're getting married. 453 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,415 And dinner. 454 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:40,785 I should have brought Dennis. 455 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,988 You're not even listening to me. 456 00:23:43,056 --> 00:23:44,956 I'm sorry. I need a drink 457 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,657 and this place is a soda fountain. 458 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:49,527 I feel like I'm in high school right down to the clientele. 459 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,931 Hello? 460 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,168 We're sitting here waiting for a phone to ring. 461 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:58,369 This actually is high school. 462 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,038 So what do you do to have fun? 463 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,138 I don't look in a guidebook. 464 00:24:01,205 --> 00:24:03,240 This wasn't in a guidebook, okay? 465 00:24:04,701 --> 00:24:06,268 My friend told me about it. 466 00:24:06,336 --> 00:24:09,171 Is she a nun or just the right age for this place? 467 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:13,142 Apparently there are quite a few men here 468 00:24:13,209 --> 00:24:14,911 who go for a certain type. 469 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:17,547 Oh. 470 00:24:17,614 --> 00:24:19,981 Joanie, don't judge me. I'm in New York. 471 00:24:27,289 --> 00:24:29,023 Good evening, ladies. 472 00:24:29,091 --> 00:24:30,892 If there's anything you need, I'll be over there. 473 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,961 Catherine's got a lot of tables, so don't hesitate. 474 00:24:33,028 --> 00:24:34,895 I'm Leo. 475 00:24:34,963 --> 00:24:37,631 I'm Kate. And this is Joan. 476 00:24:41,269 --> 00:24:44,472 Actually, I don't think our phone is working. 477 00:24:44,539 --> 00:24:47,341 - Can you test it? - I'll see what I can do. 478 00:24:50,144 --> 00:24:53,045 How many girls come in here and complain that their phones are broken? 479 00:24:53,113 --> 00:24:55,849 He's cute. Reminds me of Scotty. 480 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,550 Well, don't marry him. 481 00:24:57,618 --> 00:24:59,452 That was the worst six months of my life. 482 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,287 You always did everything first. 483 00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:03,623 But you did everything smart. 484 00:25:03,691 --> 00:25:06,793 Well, tonight we're just a couple of young secretaries. 485 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,063 Answer it. 486 00:25:13,133 --> 00:25:14,933 Ahem. Hello? 487 00:25:15,002 --> 00:25:16,535 How did you do that? 488 00:25:16,603 --> 00:25:18,137 I didn't do anything. He likes you. 489 00:25:18,205 --> 00:25:20,139 What? 490 00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:22,841 Oh. 491 00:25:22,909 --> 00:25:24,810 Just a minute. Let me ask my girlfriend. 492 00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:26,678 He wants us to meet him after his shift. 493 00:25:26,746 --> 00:25:28,213 Well, tell him you know a place. 494 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,415 But I don't. Do you? 495 00:25:30,483 --> 00:25:32,684 - Should I invite him to my room? - No. 496 00:25:32,752 --> 00:25:35,053 We were just trying to think of a place. 497 00:25:35,121 --> 00:25:36,354 Tell him to think of a place. 498 00:25:36,422 --> 00:25:38,089 Do you know of a place? 499 00:25:38,157 --> 00:25:39,790 Oh, good. 500 00:25:39,858 --> 00:25:42,560 - Hang up. - Till then. 501 00:25:44,563 --> 00:25:46,163 Okay, now I need a drink. 502 00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:51,068 Do you honestly believe a few jokes 503 00:25:51,136 --> 00:25:53,804 on the "Smothers Brothers" are really upsetting people? 504 00:25:54,859 --> 00:25:56,826 I think it's the sponsors and the network 505 00:25:56,894 --> 00:25:59,094 don't want to have a conversation about the war. 506 00:25:59,162 --> 00:26:02,297 I'd like to have an evening without a conversation about the war. 507 00:26:02,365 --> 00:26:04,767 Darling, you shouldn't smoke so much. 508 00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:06,702 The weight you lose isn't worth the wrinkles. 509 00:26:06,770 --> 00:26:08,871 See, I think the sponsors are for the war. 510 00:26:08,939 --> 00:26:10,940 They don't want to have any dissent. 511 00:26:11,008 --> 00:26:13,975 Don, you're a writer. You know this is censorship. 512 00:26:14,043 --> 00:26:16,645 I am a writer and I'm against the war, 513 00:26:16,712 --> 00:26:19,948 but when you buy a commercial, 514 00:26:20,016 --> 00:26:21,550 you're hoping that the consumer 515 00:26:21,617 --> 00:26:23,217 is in a good mood when they hear your message. 516 00:26:23,285 --> 00:26:26,354 So if you agree on a wholesome variety show 517 00:26:26,422 --> 00:26:28,289 and all of a sudden it's filled with satire-- 518 00:26:28,357 --> 00:26:30,591 the most threatening humor there is-- 519 00:26:30,659 --> 00:26:33,293 you're worried about people hating what you're selling. 520 00:26:34,996 --> 00:26:38,532 Megan, let's talk about you 521 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,602 and how you found this man. 522 00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:44,704 I could cast you, you know that. 523 00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:47,974 Yes, I'm sure he is a man who plays many roles. 524 00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:51,277 Luckily you don't have to worry about censorship 525 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:54,246 with the show because it's so tame. 526 00:26:54,314 --> 00:26:56,382 Of course it's for daytime entertainment. 527 00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:58,217 It's for housewives. 528 00:26:58,285 --> 00:27:01,053 It has to be a little titillating. 529 00:27:01,876 --> 00:27:03,811 We have our own standards. 530 00:27:03,878 --> 00:27:05,579 Although they've been very liberal with us. 531 00:27:06,914 --> 00:27:08,816 But, you know, 532 00:27:08,883 --> 00:27:10,851 when we do things on the show, 533 00:27:10,918 --> 00:27:13,019 it's all very tasteful. 534 00:27:13,087 --> 00:27:14,688 Well, it's not real life. 535 00:27:17,624 --> 00:27:20,259 Why don't you let me get the check? 536 00:27:20,327 --> 00:27:22,995 We go back to our pad, smoke some grass, 537 00:27:23,063 --> 00:27:25,765 and... see what happens. 538 00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:28,300 Sounds like fun. 539 00:27:28,369 --> 00:27:30,670 I don't know. It's late. 540 00:27:30,738 --> 00:27:32,672 It's not. 541 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:34,740 Look, if you don't smoke grass, that's fine. 542 00:27:34,807 --> 00:27:37,642 It's not everything we had in mind. 543 00:27:37,710 --> 00:27:39,411 I'm not sure if I understand. 544 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,914 We like Megan. 545 00:27:42,982 --> 00:27:45,116 And we like you. 546 00:27:45,184 --> 00:27:47,753 And we'd like to be friends. 547 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:49,553 Us, too. 548 00:27:52,491 --> 00:27:54,258 Well, then... 549 00:27:56,227 --> 00:27:58,996 I guess it's not impossible under the right circumstances 550 00:27:59,063 --> 00:28:02,032 for us to become better acquainted. 551 00:28:04,722 --> 00:28:08,257 Hey, it may not work. It's a chemistry experiment. 552 00:28:08,325 --> 00:28:11,027 I have a big day tomorrow. You both know that. 553 00:28:11,095 --> 00:28:13,663 That's work. This is play. 554 00:28:13,731 --> 00:28:15,431 I have to get up very early. 555 00:28:15,499 --> 00:28:17,133 That's what black coffee is for. 556 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,901 I make it delicious. 557 00:28:18,969 --> 00:28:21,370 Uh... 558 00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:23,271 maybe another time. 559 00:28:23,339 --> 00:28:26,508 Arlene, we've heard "no" before. 560 00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:28,810 I guess there's no reason to skip dessert. 561 00:28:35,123 --> 00:28:36,290 What? 562 00:28:37,992 --> 00:28:39,960 This is the best seat. 563 00:28:40,028 --> 00:28:42,128 St. Marks between 2nd and 3rd, please. 564 00:28:45,199 --> 00:28:46,966 Have you been to the Electric Circus? 565 00:28:47,034 --> 00:28:49,135 - All the time. - We're from out of town. 566 00:28:51,305 --> 00:28:53,073 Let's see who kisses better. 567 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,308 I'm not playing this game. 568 00:28:56,376 --> 00:28:57,709 Because she'll lose. 569 00:29:17,162 --> 00:29:19,263 What the hell was that? 570 00:29:19,331 --> 00:29:21,031 What? They like you and they like me. 571 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,134 They'd like us to be friends. 572 00:29:23,202 --> 00:29:25,536 They were so out in the open. 573 00:29:25,604 --> 00:29:27,938 It was a good strategy. I kept thinking 574 00:29:28,006 --> 00:29:30,440 he was going to ask me for a job directing commercials. 575 00:29:30,508 --> 00:29:32,509 Maybe he was waiting for tomorrow morning 576 00:29:32,577 --> 00:29:34,811 - when we were basking in the afterglow. - Don't. 577 00:29:34,878 --> 00:29:37,414 Just a pile of arms and legs. 578 00:29:37,482 --> 00:29:40,117 I don't know whether to laugh or be sick 579 00:29:40,184 --> 00:29:42,219 because now I think 580 00:29:42,286 --> 00:29:44,220 that's the reason they gave me the scene. 581 00:29:44,287 --> 00:29:45,621 I'm sure they've tried that 582 00:29:45,688 --> 00:29:47,590 with plenty of people who haven't gotten scenes. 583 00:29:47,657 --> 00:29:51,527 Don, I have to go back to work with them. 584 00:29:51,595 --> 00:29:54,497 It'll be better than ever. How long have they been married? 585 00:29:54,564 --> 00:29:57,065 18 years. 586 00:30:12,881 --> 00:30:14,849 I'm busy. 587 00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:17,484 Come up for air. 588 00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,686 Oh, hey. 589 00:30:21,256 --> 00:30:22,556 Would you mind? 590 00:30:28,729 --> 00:30:30,631 This is my friend. 591 00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:33,032 I'm Johnny. 592 00:30:34,054 --> 00:30:36,789 Joan. Pleased to meet you. 593 00:30:36,857 --> 00:30:39,092 Johnny and Joan. 594 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,061 Bonnie and Clyde. 595 00:30:43,998 --> 00:30:46,433 - Do you want a drink? - I have one. 596 00:30:48,236 --> 00:30:51,069 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde... ♪ 597 00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:55,707 What'd I say? 598 00:30:57,977 --> 00:31:00,146 What did he say? 599 00:31:00,213 --> 00:31:02,748 He said I'd want you. 600 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:15,193 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde... ♪ 601 00:31:17,229 --> 00:31:20,698 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde... ♪ 602 00:31:20,766 --> 00:31:23,099 Well, war or no war, 603 00:31:23,134 --> 00:31:25,869 Nixon doesn't think he's running against Johnson. 604 00:31:25,936 --> 00:31:28,672 He thinks he's running against the ghost of Kennedy. 605 00:31:28,739 --> 00:31:31,041 So does Johnson. 606 00:31:31,108 --> 00:31:33,243 I don't know where Helen is. 607 00:31:33,311 --> 00:31:34,578 How are you both this morning? 608 00:31:34,646 --> 00:31:37,147 Frankly, we're a little embarrassed. 609 00:31:37,214 --> 00:31:40,749 Well, if that has anything to do with me, I apologize. That was not my intention. 610 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:42,718 How are Jennifer, Bea, and the twins? 611 00:31:42,786 --> 00:31:44,153 It's Nathan and Steven, right? 612 00:31:45,755 --> 00:31:47,790 Yes. 613 00:31:47,857 --> 00:31:49,325 They're well, thank you. 614 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,995 That display yesterday of-- 615 00:31:53,063 --> 00:31:55,397 well, of initiative 616 00:31:55,464 --> 00:31:56,531 really caught our attention. 617 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:02,070 This is a check for $23,500. 618 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,639 That's the full commission on "Broadway Joe." 619 00:32:04,707 --> 00:32:07,709 Well, thank you. 620 00:32:07,776 --> 00:32:10,110 That's a lot of money. 621 00:32:12,947 --> 00:32:15,716 So, anything else to say? 622 00:32:15,783 --> 00:32:19,152 I'm puzzled. What do you make a year, Mr. Crane? 623 00:32:19,954 --> 00:32:22,221 22. So what about the partnership? 624 00:32:22,289 --> 00:32:24,758 You want some of the spoils. Well, there you go. 625 00:32:24,826 --> 00:32:26,793 We have to get bigger before we get bigger. 626 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:28,895 What a load of crap. 627 00:32:28,963 --> 00:32:31,064 - You know, Joan's not even in yet. - Leave her out of this. 628 00:32:31,131 --> 00:32:32,932 Bert, you know how important I am 629 00:32:32,999 --> 00:32:34,433 to this company. You were me. 630 00:32:34,501 --> 00:32:38,737 I was different than you, Mr. Crane, in every way. 631 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,476 - So you don't want the money? - No, I've earned the money. 632 00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:46,846 But I've also earned a partnership. 633 00:32:46,913 --> 00:32:49,614 I really hope some other firm doesn't figure that out first. 634 00:32:52,317 --> 00:32:55,487 That was the most impressive thing he's done. 635 00:32:55,554 --> 00:32:57,522 Should we fire him before he cashes that check? 636 00:33:04,664 --> 00:33:06,966 - Aren't you gonna be late? - Aren't you? 637 00:33:15,073 --> 00:33:17,142 I love you. 638 00:33:17,209 --> 00:33:18,543 Wish me luck. 639 00:33:28,186 --> 00:33:29,919 Good luck. 640 00:33:43,867 --> 00:33:46,269 I'm really waking you this time. 641 00:33:46,336 --> 00:33:48,371 Kate. 642 00:33:48,438 --> 00:33:49,639 Honey, wake up. 643 00:33:49,706 --> 00:33:52,074 Now you two layabouts have to bathe him. 644 00:33:52,142 --> 00:33:53,442 I have an appointment. 645 00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:55,278 Mom, I'm still going to work. 646 00:33:55,345 --> 00:33:57,213 Do you need to throw up? 647 00:33:57,281 --> 00:33:59,281 Mother, can you give us a minute? 648 00:34:07,788 --> 00:34:09,622 Why did I do that? 649 00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:12,259 You had some fun. 650 00:34:12,326 --> 00:34:14,794 I just wanted to try it. 651 00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:17,796 Now you'll go home and you'll find everything right where it belongs. 652 00:34:19,132 --> 00:34:21,633 I'm really not you, am I? 653 00:34:23,136 --> 00:34:24,303 Why would you want to be? 654 00:34:24,371 --> 00:34:26,338 Are you kidding? 655 00:34:26,406 --> 00:34:29,308 Look what you did. 656 00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:31,377 You came out here, 657 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:34,412 you staked this out on your own. 658 00:34:34,479 --> 00:34:36,747 I always had Dennis to fall back on. 659 00:34:36,815 --> 00:34:39,517 Even when I went to Mary Kay. 660 00:34:39,584 --> 00:34:41,452 You didn't. 661 00:34:43,055 --> 00:34:44,989 And I never will. 662 00:34:46,358 --> 00:34:48,825 How'd that happen? 663 00:34:49,953 --> 00:34:52,821 The whole reason I even talked to Avon 664 00:34:52,889 --> 00:34:55,458 is because I wanted... 665 00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:58,961 I don't know, 666 00:34:59,029 --> 00:35:01,364 what you have. 667 00:35:01,431 --> 00:35:03,432 It's not what you think. 668 00:35:03,467 --> 00:35:04,700 You're an executive. 669 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:06,501 It's a title. 670 00:35:06,568 --> 00:35:08,236 And money. 671 00:35:08,270 --> 00:35:10,938 I've been working there for 15 years 672 00:35:10,973 --> 00:35:13,508 and they still treat me like a secretary. 673 00:35:13,609 --> 00:35:15,877 What's it have to do with them? 674 00:35:15,978 --> 00:35:17,979 You're there, Joan. 675 00:35:18,047 --> 00:35:21,382 And from where I'm sitting, it's damn impressive. 676 00:35:21,449 --> 00:35:23,250 I don't care how they make you feel, 677 00:35:23,318 --> 00:35:25,519 it's right in front of you for the taking. 678 00:35:32,127 --> 00:35:34,194 I'll be back in an hour. 679 00:35:37,197 --> 00:35:39,132 There you go. 680 00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:41,234 Oh. 681 00:35:41,301 --> 00:35:43,702 Okay, I'll draw the bath. 682 00:35:46,106 --> 00:35:48,174 It's clean, it's simple, 683 00:35:48,242 --> 00:35:50,843 and it's tantalizingly incomplete. 684 00:35:50,911 --> 00:35:53,745 What's missing? One thing. 685 00:35:58,017 --> 00:35:59,617 "Pass the Heinz." 686 00:35:59,685 --> 00:36:01,186 You mean the Heinz Ketchup. 687 00:36:01,254 --> 00:36:04,556 It's Heinz. It only means one thing. 688 00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:05,957 It feels like half an ad. 689 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,293 The greatest thing you have working for you 690 00:36:09,361 --> 00:36:11,962 is not the photo you take or the picture you paint. 691 00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:14,065 It's the imagination of the consumer. 692 00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:17,468 They have no budget. They have no time limit. 693 00:36:17,536 --> 00:36:19,470 And if you can get into that space, 694 00:36:19,538 --> 00:36:22,005 your ad can run all day. 695 00:36:23,908 --> 00:36:26,209 Well, Pete, you said I'd say it. 696 00:36:26,277 --> 00:36:28,044 It's pretty bold work. 697 00:36:28,112 --> 00:36:29,379 I think I still want to see our bottle. 698 00:36:29,447 --> 00:36:31,481 I thought that at first, too, but-- 699 00:36:31,549 --> 00:36:34,617 We will test it both ways. 700 00:36:34,685 --> 00:36:36,286 It's a testament to ketchup 701 00:36:36,353 --> 00:36:38,988 that there can be no confusion. 702 00:36:39,056 --> 00:36:40,523 Let me chew on it, fellas. 703 00:36:46,862 --> 00:36:48,730 You're going to be thinking of ketchup all day 704 00:36:48,798 --> 00:36:50,466 and you didn't even see it. 705 00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:52,501 Thank you. 706 00:36:52,569 --> 00:36:54,269 We'll be in touch. 707 00:37:03,293 --> 00:37:05,594 Well, hello. 708 00:37:05,662 --> 00:37:07,596 Hello. 709 00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,040 Ted, you want to come in? 710 00:37:21,110 --> 00:37:22,810 I hope you left us something. 711 00:37:23,946 --> 00:37:25,713 Good to see you. 712 00:37:30,485 --> 00:37:32,719 It's a bake-off? Since when? 713 00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:38,492 - Come on, Don. - Go wait by the elevator. 714 00:37:40,895 --> 00:37:42,562 Peggy. 715 00:37:44,565 --> 00:37:48,701 So, what's the difference between ketchup and catsup? 716 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,070 Well, catsup has more tomatoes, 717 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:52,872 comes in a bigger bottle, 718 00:37:52,939 --> 00:37:55,241 is cheaper, but tastes just like ketchup. 719 00:37:57,044 --> 00:37:58,911 Now, we know that's not true, 720 00:37:58,979 --> 00:38:00,846 but that's what your competitors are saying. 721 00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:02,847 Over and over. 722 00:38:02,915 --> 00:38:07,119 And they're selling their watered-down, flavorless sauce 723 00:38:07,186 --> 00:38:08,720 by pretending that they're you. 724 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,489 Makes you angry, doesn't it? 725 00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:13,257 Me, too. 726 00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:16,127 But I always say 727 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,095 if you don't like what they're saying, 728 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:19,631 change the conversation. 729 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:29,239 "Heinz. The only ketchup." 730 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:33,744 Imagine this 40 feet tall 731 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,211 in Times Square. 732 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,449 Ketchup versus catsup-- 733 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:41,652 end of conversation. 734 00:38:51,237 --> 00:38:53,372 - Good morning. - Good afternoon. 735 00:38:56,643 --> 00:38:58,310 Thank you. 736 00:39:10,322 --> 00:39:12,223 Joan, may I have a word? 737 00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:28,405 I'm sorry I was not more forthright with you. 738 00:39:28,473 --> 00:39:31,374 I think it would only be fair if you docked my pay 739 00:39:31,441 --> 00:39:33,509 to cover the hours Scarlett did not work. 740 00:39:33,577 --> 00:39:35,878 Fair to whom? Scarlett? 741 00:39:35,945 --> 00:39:38,848 I don't know. Fair to the company? 742 00:39:46,055 --> 00:39:48,055 This is the key to the supply closet 743 00:39:48,123 --> 00:39:50,592 and this is the key to the time cards. 744 00:39:50,659 --> 00:39:53,661 You will be responsible for monitoring both. 745 00:39:53,729 --> 00:39:55,162 What? 746 00:39:57,366 --> 00:39:59,200 Okay. 747 00:40:00,703 --> 00:40:03,104 - Thank you. - Don't thank me. 748 00:40:03,171 --> 00:40:05,372 You don't understand that this is punishment. 749 00:40:10,378 --> 00:40:12,479 Well, I don't care if everybody hates me here 750 00:40:12,547 --> 00:40:14,381 as long as you don't. 751 00:40:14,449 --> 00:40:16,884 We'll see. 752 00:40:20,890 --> 00:40:22,856 So there's two of us. 753 00:40:22,924 --> 00:40:25,025 We're both the same size agency. 754 00:40:25,093 --> 00:40:27,861 You're not afraid of a little heads-up baseball. 755 00:40:27,929 --> 00:40:30,197 I only did it because no one else was supposed to know. 756 00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:32,365 I think everything should be done in secret. 757 00:40:32,433 --> 00:40:35,535 Lock me in that Project K room, I'll work on anything, Don. 758 00:40:35,603 --> 00:40:37,838 I miss it already. 759 00:40:40,841 --> 00:40:43,142 Mind if we join the Lonely Hearts Club? 760 00:40:44,344 --> 00:40:46,378 Who says we're not celebrating? 761 00:40:46,446 --> 00:40:49,215 J. Walter Thompson. They bought it in the room. 762 00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:52,952 Are you kidding me? We paid for that room. 763 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,153 What do you know? 764 00:40:55,221 --> 00:40:57,756 The biggest agency in the world. 765 00:40:57,824 --> 00:40:59,457 Oh, I'm glad you're here. 766 00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:02,393 See, I just got off the phone with Raymond Geiger 767 00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:04,129 and he said that you were at the Roosevelt 768 00:41:04,197 --> 00:41:06,164 giving a presentation to the ketchup brand manager. 769 00:41:06,232 --> 00:41:08,767 But I said that was impossible because how could that happen 770 00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:10,435 at my firm without me knowing? 771 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,203 Because no one was supposed to know. 772 00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:16,640 Let me get a rye rocks and an Old Spanish. 773 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:18,675 I'm sorry, Ken. Damn it. 774 00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,277 I'll call him. I'll work it out. 775 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:21,879 Don't bother. 776 00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:24,581 He doesn't even want to give us 90 days. 777 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,083 There's nothing better than being known for your loyalty. 778 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,659 You hear that, Ted? 779 00:41:35,727 --> 00:41:38,161 Vinegars, sauces, and beans is available. 780 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:40,063 Help yourself. It's a gold mine. 781 00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:42,031 They'd love that. 782 00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:44,967 There's a pie and they slice it into pieces 783 00:41:45,034 --> 00:41:47,136 and they throw the tiniest piece into the yard 784 00:41:47,203 --> 00:41:49,204 and let all the small agencies fight over it. 785 00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:51,374 Speak for yourself. 786 00:41:55,445 --> 00:41:57,179 It was worth the risk. 787 00:42:00,783 --> 00:42:02,183 I think I see a friend. 788 00:42:12,861 --> 00:42:15,663 Please, Rafe, you have a family. 789 00:42:15,730 --> 00:42:17,398 I have a family that ignores me, 790 00:42:17,465 --> 00:42:19,566 that treats me like I've never been there. 791 00:42:19,634 --> 00:42:23,103 But you, you make me feel new again. 792 00:42:23,171 --> 00:42:25,238 I work for you. 793 00:42:25,307 --> 00:42:27,174 And for her. 794 00:42:28,510 --> 00:42:29,843 She's good to me. 795 00:42:29,911 --> 00:42:31,644 Stop fighting. 796 00:42:31,712 --> 00:42:32,945 I don't know how much longer I can take this. 797 00:42:34,481 --> 00:42:36,048 This is your bed you share with her. 798 00:42:36,116 --> 00:42:37,450 I can't. 799 00:42:46,226 --> 00:42:48,427 Rafe, we can't. 800 00:42:48,494 --> 00:42:51,496 Corinne, don't deny this, what's between us. 801 00:42:51,564 --> 00:42:54,199 Don't deny me when I know you feel it too. 802 00:42:54,266 --> 00:42:56,368 I do. 803 00:43:01,307 --> 00:43:04,208 Rafe. 804 00:43:04,275 --> 00:43:06,644 You like to watch, do you? 805 00:43:06,712 --> 00:43:09,913 Oh, Rafe. 806 00:43:09,981 --> 00:43:11,482 And we're clear. 807 00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:14,618 Everyone to the conservatory set. 808 00:43:14,686 --> 00:43:16,754 - Very nice, everyone. - You did great. 809 00:43:16,822 --> 00:43:18,756 Thank you. 810 00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:24,293 Megan, your agent's here. 811 00:43:34,204 --> 00:43:35,604 That was steamy. 812 00:43:37,207 --> 00:43:40,509 So I should go change and we can go. 813 00:43:40,577 --> 00:43:41,977 I'll keep you company. 814 00:43:52,821 --> 00:43:54,522 What are you doing here? 815 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,391 Because you didn't want me to see that? 816 00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:59,493 No, and I don't understand why you'd do that to yourself. 817 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,129 It's a hell of a lot better than letting my imagination run wild. 818 00:44:04,866 --> 00:44:07,101 The first time you come to set is for this? 819 00:44:07,168 --> 00:44:09,736 I've been here for months. What did you think was going to happen? 820 00:44:09,804 --> 00:44:11,105 I didn't expect you to enjoy it. 821 00:44:11,172 --> 00:44:12,739 It's acting, Don. 822 00:44:12,807 --> 00:44:15,208 Were you gonna brush your teeth at least before you came home? 823 00:44:15,276 --> 00:44:18,511 I'm sick of tiptoeing around you every time something good happens to me. 824 00:44:18,578 --> 00:44:20,813 This is my job. No, my career. 825 00:44:20,881 --> 00:44:24,150 You kiss people for money. You know who does that? 826 00:44:24,218 --> 00:44:27,753 You couldn't stop it, so I guess ruining it was enough for you. 827 00:44:27,821 --> 00:44:29,655 Would you rather have not known? 828 00:44:29,723 --> 00:44:32,124 You never watch the show. It'd be like it never happened. 829 00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:34,826 Why don't you have dinner with Arlene and Mel tonight? 830 00:44:34,894 --> 00:44:36,694 They're much more open-minded. 831 00:45:06,890 --> 00:45:08,524 That's been out there all day. 832 00:45:11,895 --> 00:45:14,197 Was it going to be out there all night? 833 00:45:14,265 --> 00:45:16,499 Yes. 834 00:45:35,217 --> 00:45:37,952 - Take that off. - Why? 835 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,687 It doesn't mean anything to you. 836 00:45:39,754 --> 00:45:41,222 It does to you. 837 00:45:41,290 --> 00:45:43,057 It does. 838 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:47,195 So what do you do when I leave here? 839 00:45:47,262 --> 00:45:49,530 Get on your knees and pray for absolution? 840 00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:55,835 I pray for you. 841 00:45:55,903 --> 00:45:57,604 For me to come back? 842 00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:59,806 No. 843 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,845 For you to find peace. 844 00:46:38,584 --> 00:46:40,084 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com | sync to web-dl by aneurysm