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Oh, dear.
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Penny, have you been recording
shows on our DVR again?
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No.
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Answer honestly.
This is not a trial.
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That'll come later.
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Absolutely not.
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Help me out here.
I can't afford another demerit.
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Yeah.
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Uh... maybe we were hacked.
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You know, the Chinese have been
hacking everything lately.
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Why would the Chinese make our
DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
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I don't know.
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It's a fat guy on a Segway.
That's funny everywhere.
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I'm deleting it.
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Well, hang on.
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Maybe the Chinese haven't
finished watching it yet.
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You know, if you're trying
to make space on the DVR,
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why don't you just get rid of some
of the stuff you've already watched?
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Like, um... Alphas.
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No, that's the season two finale.
That was quite the cliffhanger.
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I'm going to re-watch it
before season three starts.
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There is no season three.
They canceled that show.
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Well, they can't cancel it.
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It ended on a cliffhanger.
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- They did.
- PENNY: Uh, Sheldon,
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there are two dumplings left.
Do you want them?
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Dumplings?
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Don't you understand
what's going on here?
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As a rule, no.
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That show ended with all
the residents of New York
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either dead or unconscious.
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Now I'll never know
what happened.
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Well, why don't you
make up your own ending?
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Oh, sure, what a wonderful idea.
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And after that, I'll make up
my own rules of oral hygiene.
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You know, instead of flossing,
I'll rub pudding on my gums.
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I'm going to get the number of the
SyFy Channel and give them what for.
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Oh, please, don't do that.
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No. They can't just cancel
a show like Alphas.
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You know? They have to help
the viewers let go.
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Firefly did a movie
to wrap things up.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
continued on as a comic book.
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Heroes gradually lowered
the quality season by season
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till we were grateful it ended.
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I feel bad for whoever
gets that phone call.
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Ah, don't.
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If they didn't want to be
yelled at by crazy nerds,
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they shouldn't have started
a sci-fi channel.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x21 ♪
The Closure Alternative
Original Air Date on April 25, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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I think you're gonna be really
happy with this security camera.
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The optics are great, it's
got infrared technology,
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and there's even a backup battery
when the power goes out.
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Whatever.
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I can see my little princess
while I'm at work, right?
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Why can't you just watch porn
like a regular guy?
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I need your laptop so I can
configure the software.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Wait, hold on.
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This is weird.
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What?
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I was Googling that girl
I've been dating,
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and I found her blog.
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Cool.
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Anything juicy?
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She said she recently went on a
date with a guy named Roger?
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And he's Indian?
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And he's an astrophysicist, too?
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You know what's going on,
don't you?
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Yes. Mummy was right.
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American girls are
sexually voracious devils.
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I can't believe
I have to explain this.
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People change names on blogs
to protect their privacy.
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Roger is Raj.
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Oh.
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I always thought, if I had a
white name, it would be Gavin.
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Keep reading.
What does it say?
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No, no, I don't know
if I should.
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If she wanted me to know about
her blog, she would've told me.
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It's almost like
I'm reading her diary.
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That's exactly what it's like.
Keep reading.
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No, this is creepy.
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Oh, I think we were looking
at creepy in the rearview mirror
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when I put up that camera.
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It's not creepy.
Don't listen to him.
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Oh, look who's got
the sweetest kisses.
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Should I go?
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With all the TV Sheldon
was talking about,
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I had the greatest idea ever.
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It even blows away my idea for a Star Wars
themed coffee shop called "Brewbacca's."
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You need to watch
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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It is the perfect show
for the two of us.
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It's got action and jokes
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and hot vampires and romance.
I cannot oversell this!
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What do you say?
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It's 6:30 in the morning.
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I thought you
grew up on a farm.
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Hello, SyFy Network?
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Yeah, this is your
vice president of programming.
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Now, we have made a horrible
mistake regarding Alphas.
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Yeah, we need to uncancel it
immediately.
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Well, you just put me through
to the people who handle that,
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you tell them it's me,
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and I don't want to answer
a lot of questions
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about if I really am
who I say I am, you know?
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I just... I want this done.
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No, I am not the person
who just called.
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That man was clearly a cowboy.
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Yeah, who was plumb concerned about
y'all canceling his favorite show.
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Why do they keep
hanging up on me?
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I'm sorry you're upset.
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You know, Sheldon,
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sometimes
people seek the comfort
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of physical contact
in moments like this.
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I am not flying back to Texas
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just so my mom
can give me a hug.
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Okay.
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Well, what I think
is going on here
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is you have a pathological
need for closure.
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Oh, that's nonsense.
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I mean, you tell me stories
about your day all the time.
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I don't care how they end.
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You know, I might be able
to help you with this.
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There's a whole field
of behavioral neuroscience
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that examines ways to retrain
your neural pathways
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so stuff like this
bothers you less.
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Yeah, but I just told you, I don't
have a problem with closure.
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You sure about that?
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Oh, quite sure.
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(knocks "Shave and a Haircut")
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That proves nothing.
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Ready to go to lunch?
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Do you think I'm feminine?
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Yeah. Let's go.
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- Thanks a lot.
- What's going on?
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(sighs)
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I broke down,
and I read Lucy's blog.
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And in one of the entries,
she said, when we first met,
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I struck her
as a little feminine.
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Just a little?
That's great.
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I have to talk to her
about this.
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Oh, geez, why do you girls
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always want to talk
about things?
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Listen to me, if she's writing
about your relationship,
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use it to your advantage.
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Rig the game.
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Well, that doesn't seem fair.
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Is it fair that girls
like confident, normal guys
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more than nervous weirdos?
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No, it's not. I've always
thought that was unfair.
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So take what's in that blog
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and use it to get
her pants off.
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Why do you have to make
everything so filthy?
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Why couldn't you just say
the blog is like
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her giving me
the key to her heart?
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"The key to her heart."
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That's nice.
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Were you quoting someone or is it
tattooed on the small of your back?
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I was quoting a man
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who knows a thing or two
about women:
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Sir Elton John.
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(music playing over TV)
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So, did you love it?
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Of course you loved it. How could you not
love it? Tell me how much you loved it.
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It was cute.
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Oh, don't say cute.
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- That's the worst.
- W's wrong with cute?
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It just makes things seem small.
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It diminishes them.
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So you want me to stop calling
your little tushy cute?
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You can try,
but nobody's gonna believe you.
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I just... I don't understand how
you can watch a show that great
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and not be excited by it.
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I liked it. I'm excited.
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Well, then, tell your face.
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What do you want from me?
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You know what?
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Never mind.
We gave it a shot.
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Let's just see what else is on.
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Oh, come on,
don't be like that.
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- Well...
- I'm sorry I called it cute.
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Let's watch another one.
Really?
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Yeah, it was fun.
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Kind of reminded me
of my high school.
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But instead of vampires,
we had meth heads.
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(clears throat)
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But both came out at night
and had messed up teeth.
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All right, cool. I-I think
you'll like the next one better.
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All the cheerleaders are
suffering from an evil curse.
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Oh. Well, that's like
my high school, too.
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But instead of a curse,
it was crabs. (laughs)
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I've come up with
a series of exercises
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to help with your
compulsive need for closure.
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I take issue with
the word "compulsive."
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All I'm saying is,
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we live in a world where
closure isn't always an op...
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...tion. Okay.
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For the sake of argument,
let's say I have a problem.
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What would be your plan
for addressing it?
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I'm going to recondition
your brain
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so that the need for completion
isn't so overwhelming.
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By playing tic-tac-toe?
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Yep. Your turn.
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Oh, Amy.
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And you wonder why people
think neuroscience
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is nothing but a goofy game
for diaper babies.
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Tic-tac-toe can only end
in win, lose or draw...
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none of which will
deny me closure.
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Especially since
I'm about to win.
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B-But we didn't finish.
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Exactly.
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How does that make you feel?
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The same way any
normal person would.
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Feel like I want to
peel off my own face
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and tear it in two
and then again and again
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until I have a handful
of Sheldon-face confetti.
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And that's exactly the feeling we want to
address with this course of treatment.
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Yeah, or you could pitch in,
grab a nostril
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and help me get this face off.
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Come on, you can do this.
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You don't know what it's like
to feel completely frustrated.
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To have a-a desire
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build up within you
and be denied
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any opportunity for release.
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Yeah, sounds like a drag.
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(music playing over TV)
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(music stops)
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Okay, help me out here.
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Why does he love
this show so much?
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00:11:07,022 --> 00:11:09,670
Well, there was action,
it was funny.
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I mean, you do get
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that usually the monster
chases the pretty girl,
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but this time the pretty girl
chases the monsters?
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00:11:17,869 --> 00:11:20,769
Yippee, it's backwards.
I get it.
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00:11:22,229 --> 00:11:24,338
Why does this
bother you so much?
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I don't know.
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It's just, he's so passionate
about so many different things.
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I just don't get that way.
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Do you?
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00:11:30,935 --> 00:11:33,893
Well, sure. I'm pretty
passionate about science.
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I remember the first time
I looked through a microscope
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and saw millions
of tiny microorganisms.
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It was like
a whole other universe.
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If I wanted to, I could wipe
it out with my thumb like a god.
252
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See? I wish I had some
of that fire in my life.
253
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I mean, I want
to care about things
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and get excited like you guys.
255
00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:54,420
Well, there's no
reason you can't.
256
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You think?
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Absolutely.
All we need to do is spend
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a little time and find something
you're passionate about.
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(groans) That sounds
like a lot of work.
260
00:12:07,923 --> 00:12:09,392
Hey, what's up?
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00:12:09,411 --> 00:12:11,717
Uh, Lucy's coming over.
I need some advice.
262
00:12:11,908 --> 00:12:14,321
However long you think
the foreplay should be,
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triple it.
264
00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:21,032
Just tell me which one you think
is more manly.
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This hockey jersey or...
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this football jersey.
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00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,558
I don't know. Go with hockey.
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Good--
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black is more slimming.
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(knocking)
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Oh, that's her.
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I got to go be butch.
Toodles.
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Hey.
Hi.
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Come in.
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Oh, look how cute
your little doggy is.
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Yeah, well,
I wouldn't get too close.
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If I give the right command in
German, she'll rip your face off.
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♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
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♪ And the home ♪
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♪ Of the... ♪
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Next.
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That's quite an impressive
layout, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Let's box it up.
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(mocking):
"Let's box it up."
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("Pop! Goes the Weasel" playing)
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That's enough.
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Sheldon, Sheldon, give it!
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(both yell)
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00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,825
Okay, Sheldon, make a wish
and blow out the candles.
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Oops, missed one.
292
00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,522
Now your wish can't come true.
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Lucky for you,
'cause I wished you were dead.
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I like your jersey.
295
00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:09,973
Thanks. I love hockey.
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Oh, cool. So does my dad.
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00:14:11,721 --> 00:14:13,688
We watched it
all the time growing up.
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Who's your favorite player?
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Not Brian Boitano,
that's for sure.
300
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:26,824
How's your burrito?
301
00:14:26,843 --> 00:14:28,672
It's still a little frozen
in the middle.
302
00:14:28,691 --> 00:14:30,635
Probably because I didn't
read the instructions.
303
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:33,405
No wrapper's
going to tell me what to do.
304
00:14:33,685 --> 00:14:36,058
Unless his name is Jay-Z.
305
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,732
Is something going on?
306
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,765
What do you mean?
307
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,476
Well, you're acting all weird.
308
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,188
And I'm pretty weird, so I think
I know what I'm talking about.
309
00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:49,391
I don't know. Maybe it's all
those steroids I've been taking.
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I think I'm gonna go.
311
00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:55,356
Thank you for the burrito and the
pork rinds and the 20-minute lecture
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00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:58,768
on why monster trucks
are better than regular trucks.
313
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,148
Wait, wait.
314
00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:05,633
I-I found your blog
where you wrote about me.
315
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,470
Oh. I kind of just write that
for myself.
316
00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:10,143
I didn't think anybody
actually read it.
317
00:15:10,155 --> 00:15:12,001
No kidding. You didn't
make it easy to find.
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00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,722
I spent hours
digging around online.
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00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,688
For the record, you have
excellent credit scores.
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00:15:17,714 --> 00:15:19,363
And your diabetic aunt seems
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00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:21,960
to be adjusting
to her new leg just fine.
322
00:15:24,106 --> 00:15:26,491
Why were you acting
so strange tonight?
323
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,876
You called me feminine.
324
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,055
And I...
325
00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:32,613
I wanted you to think
I was more manly.
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00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:35,411
Raj, I didn't say "feminine"
was a bad thing.
327
00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:37,439
I meant that you're sweet
and thoughtful
328
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:39,153
and your skin looks
so much like caramel,
329
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,866
I just want to dip
an apple in your face.
330
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,486
I do have a pretty
balls-to-the-wall
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00:15:44,504 --> 00:15:46,689
moisturizing regimen.
332
00:15:47,535 --> 00:15:49,702
So, are you okay?
333
00:15:50,236 --> 00:15:51,085
Yeah.
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00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,648
Good.
335
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,416
- Do you even like hockey?
- (snickers)
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00:15:54,441 --> 00:15:55,857
No.
337
00:15:56,147 --> 00:15:59,064
Bought this at the Staples Center
when I went to see Taylor Swift.
338
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:05,049
So, I was thinking
how excited you get
339
00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:07,654
about stuff like Buffy
or science
340
00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:10,072
or which TV remote
you and Sheldon should buy.
341
00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:11,724
The "Harmony One" was fine.
342
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,326
We didn't need to upgrade
to the 1100,
343
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:16,429
which he knows
is too big for my hand.
344
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:20,442
See, that's the kind of passion
I didn't think I had.
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00:16:20,492 --> 00:16:23,326
But then I realized
I'm passionate about you.
346
00:16:23,795 --> 00:16:25,031
Oh...
347
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,454
my cute little tushy
strikes again.
348
00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:30,864
No, I'm serious.
349
00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:32,667
Look, I've always had
these plans.
350
00:16:32,698 --> 00:16:35,168
I was gonna be in movies
and live this glamorous life,
351
00:16:35,174 --> 00:16:38,397
and anything less than that just
wasn't worth getting excited about.
352
00:16:38,424 --> 00:16:40,222
Those things can still happen.
353
00:16:40,246 --> 00:16:41,469
Oh, obviously it's gonna happen.
354
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,158
Yeah, a psychic at a
bachelorette party told me so.
355
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,805
Anyway, what I meant was...
356
00:16:46,942 --> 00:16:49,086
I shouldn't wait, you know?
357
00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:54,400
I've got you, I've got Sheldon,
all these wonderful friends.
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00:16:54,783 --> 00:16:57,200
My life is exciting right now.
359
00:16:58,007 --> 00:16:59,765
That's a big deal.
360
00:17:00,073 --> 00:17:02,719
It is, isn't it? (chuckles)
361
00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:06,013
So, does that mean
we get to do stuff
362
00:17:06,032 --> 00:17:08,414
like talk about cool shows
or get dressed up
363
00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:12,017
in matching costumes
and go to Comic-Con?
364
00:17:13,322 --> 00:17:16,539
Leonard, I had an
epiphany, not a stroke.
365
00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:23,205
Amy, I must say,
I was skeptical at first,
366
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:26,328
but this has truly been
a transformative evening.
367
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,994
I'm a little surprised to hear
you feeling so positive.
368
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:31,442
Well, you're an excellent
neuroscientist,
369
00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:34,928
you're a wonderful
girlfriend, and...
370
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:39,186
And?
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00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:42,151
Doesn't matter, does it?
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00:17:43,218 --> 00:17:45,325
I'm proud of you, Sheldon.
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00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:50,342
And a complete sucker.
374
00:17:54,961 --> 00:17:56,912
Oh, yeah.
375
00:18:04,201 --> 00:18:06,069
There he is.
376
00:18:09,593 --> 00:18:13,560
♪ And the home of the brave... ♪
377
00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:16,087
(hits high, off-key note)
378
00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:20,979
Don't stop. Yes, keep going.
379
00:18:21,004 --> 00:18:23,956
Just like that.
Almost there, almost there.
380
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,569
(sighs)
381
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,135
Sheldon, you big weirdo,
382
00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:33,324
I want you to know that I love
that you're in my life.
383
00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:36,004
I love you, too.
384
00:18:42,879 --> 00:18:45,535
Hello. Uh, is this
the Bruce Miller who wrote
385
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,126
the season finale of Alphas?
386
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,837
Oh, smashing.
Yeah, you already sound nicer
387
00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:56,185
than the last Bruce Miller who suggested
I have sexual relations with myself.
388
00:18:56,494 --> 00:18:57,725
Yeah, now, down to business.
389
00:18:57,743 --> 00:18:59,927
Um, your show ended
on a cliffhanger.
390
00:18:59,978 --> 00:19:03,039
Could you please tell me
how you planned to resolve it?
391
00:19:03,478 --> 00:19:04,941
Uh-huh.
392
00:19:05,128 --> 00:19:06,695
Mm-hmm.
393
00:19:07,352 --> 00:19:08,701
I see.
394
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:10,522
Well, that all stinks.
395
00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:12,856
No wonder you got canceled.
Bye.
396
00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:18,468
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