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Hey!
What the hell is this?
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I'm guessing it's my latest
budget cut proposal
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based on your rage sweat.
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First of all,
I am rage glowing.
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Second, you wanna cut funding
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for the Pawnee Palms
Public Putt-Putt?
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What did
the P.P.P.P.P. ever do to you?
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Ron is very anti-government,
and he has that philosophy,
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but there are just certain
things that you don't cut.
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Schools, police, mini-golf,
merry-go-rounds, parades,
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gazebo repair,
roads and bridges, whatever.
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Pretty gardens,
hummingbird feeders.
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I believe in cutting
useless government projects.
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I also believe
in cutting useful projects,
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future projects,
and past projects.
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The Hoover Dam is a travesty.
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You also believe
in making furniture.
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Why don't you go
solder a chair instead?
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Do you expect me to make a chair out
of transistor chips and small wires?
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Look, the defunding
of the mini-golf course
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is on the agenda for the city
council meeting tomorrow.
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I'm sure you'll argue against it
with your trademark vigor.
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Oh, I will argue,
and I'm gonna win.
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That putt-putt
is gonna be around forever,
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and when I am done with it,
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it'll attract more visitors
than the Hoover Dam.
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And it'll produce double
the amount of electricity.
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- How?
- I'll figure it out.
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It already has windmills.
Who cares?
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[Triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Councilmen, I have something
to discuss with you,
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but before I do,
can I just point out
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how handsome
the both of you look today?
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- Yeah, I know.
- I feel very ill.
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Okay, well, tomorrow
we are voting on funding
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for the mini-golf course,
and personally,
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I think it is great
for families,
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it's a great job creator,
and it's extremely cute.
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I'm wondering which way
you two are leaning.
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Well, the last time
I was there,
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I saw kids of all races
getting along and playing.
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It was terrible.
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So I'm voting to get rid of it.
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At least you have
a good reason.
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Well, Howser is with me.
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Milton is with Dexhart.
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Jeremy, you're the swing vote.
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- What do you think?
- Hmm.
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Well, on the one hand, I love
cutting government programs.
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On the other hand,
mini-golf rules.
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And on the third hand,
I hate both you and Ron Swanson.
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So this one could go either way.
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I'm kind of a badass wild card.
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Hey, what are you
doing tonight?
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More like who am I doing?
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[Chuckles]
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No one.
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I'm free.
What's up?
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Can I get two beers
and an ice water
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for my friend here,
designated driver?
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I am?
You drove here.
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Nah, it's too late, bro. I
already ordered the water.
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- I don't know what you want me to do.
- Andy and I just closed a big donation
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to the Redwood Music Program,
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a charity he discovered,
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so I suggested we all go out
for a celebratory drink.
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And somehow I just ended up
becoming the designated driver.
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And paying for everyone.
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And I didn't
get to choose the bar.
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I should be more assertive.
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[Rock music]
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Aw, the band
is moving me tonight.
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It's really good.
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Really?
They sound kinda crappy to me.
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Kinda sounds like
one of your songs, babe.
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Well, you know what,
Mouse Rat has a lot of influence
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on some
of the local high school bands,
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mostly 'cause Chang
buys 'em beer and whatnot.
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Wait, Andy,
this is a Mouse Rat song.
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♪ Spread your wings
and fly, yeah ♪
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That's my band.
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I didn't recognize us without me
because I'm the only one that matters.
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Thank you, everyone.
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We are Rat Mouse.
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Rat Mouse?
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Rat bastards. They're
playing without me?
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That's a song I wrote!
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Hey, baby, can I borrow
your car for a month?
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I already lent you my car.
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Do you not know
where my car is?
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Ugh, I'm so sick
of the third degree.
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It's like dating a cop.
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I'm gassy.
Let's make out.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Move aside!
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Dating Mona-Lisa
is awesome.
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Except that I live
in constant fear for my life.
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So I guess it's time to
do the mature thing and
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have someone else
dump her for me.
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Uh, Perkins, sit down.
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I just heard that you and Traeger
might be getting back together.
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Yeah, it's funny, right?
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I mean, we're already planning
on having a baby together.
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We're not quite
a couple but--
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Yeah. Cool. Congrats.
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Listen, I need your help.
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My girlfriend is crazy.
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You say that
about every girl you date.
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You said that about me.
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Calm down, Ann.
You're proving my point.
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Seriously, Mona-Lisa
is legit insane.
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She once jumped out of a moving
car to buy a Nicki Minaj poster.
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Can you break up
with her for me?
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I'm not gonna
dump a girl for you.
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I'll give you that
chenille blanket of mine
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- you love so much.
- Deal.
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Ugh, but that's
my favorite blankie.
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- Won't you do it for free?
- Nope.
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Fine.
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Yeah, dead ringer
for Courtney Thorne-Smith.
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She works at the gas station.
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Okay, I need to have Jamm
fall in love with this place,
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so I'm rolling out
the red carpet.
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I need you to stay upbeat.
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- Keep things light.
- Absolutely.
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I can be a sort of...
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Conversational lubricant.
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Yeah, there's probably a less
gross way to say it, but sure.
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I love being a caddy.
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It's so much more
than just carrying clubs.
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It's about offering
positive reinforcement.
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I consider myself a caddy
to everyone in my life.
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- Yeah, good one!
- Nice shot!
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Great sweeping.
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Way to be, duck.
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Councilman, nice putter.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Some fat Hawaiian guy
left it in my waiting room.
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When he came back,
I was all like,
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"Oh, uh, yeah, yeah,
no, I haven't seen it.
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I don't know."
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[Chuckles]
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Classic.
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[Fake laugh]
What a great and funny story.
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Okay, before we start,
anybody want a hot dog?
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Hot dogs?
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You know I have irritable bowel
syndrome, you racist.
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Yikes, okay.
How about a snow cone on me?
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Hello, Councilman.
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Chris, Leslie, snow cone lady.
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I see you're about to play a round
of publicly subsidized mini-golf.
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Mind if I join you?
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Well, hello, Burly, Chang.
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Hey, man, what's up?
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I was just over at the bar,
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enjoying a wonderful night
with my co-workers
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who all talked about how awesome I
was, and I look up, and what do I see?
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A band. But you're missing
something like, uh, I don't know,
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your lead singer/songwriter/
T-shirt designer/nacho chef.
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- What's up?
- First of all, your nachos are terrible.
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No one's had
the guts to tell you.
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Why don't you melt the cheese?
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[Scoffs]
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We tried to tell you
about the show, man.
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I called your cell,
like, 20 times.
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Well, I dropped my cell phone
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in a bowl of cereal
last week, you idiot.
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You bothered to call me,
you'd have known that.
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Maybe you should change your name
to Burly and The Backstabbers.
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That's a pretty good name,
actually.
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Yeah, he's really good
at coming up with names.
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Get me a Budweiser Black Crown.
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You guys got Black Crown here?
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If not, you should.
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Ron, are you gonna
be joining us?
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I won't be playing.
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I'm simply here
to remind Councilman Jamm
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that this ridiculous play palace
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costs the taxpayers
thousands of dollars a year.
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And what a bargain.
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I mean, kids love it,
adults love it, Jamm loves it.
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Everybody loves it.
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It's like
the Toy Story 3 of places.
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Yeah, she's right, Swanson.
I do love it.
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You should relax a little.
Have a snow cone.
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Leslie's buying all night.
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You don't say.
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She's buying you snow cones,
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and tomorrow you're voting on
an issue that she cares about.
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Hey, guys, what, are we
gonna stand around all day
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and listen to Ron
spout off unrelated facts
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about blah, blah, blah,
or are we gonna play?
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Game on.
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Hey, everybody, great news.
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They gave us
free mylar balloons.
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I got dibs on the dinosaur.
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And the pirate and the dolphin.
I want all of 'em.
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- You got 'em.
- Sweet.
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The Councilman is away...
Good luck to you both.
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Luck has nothing
to do with it, Chris.
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Yeah, I could be a pro!
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Wow, you are on fire, Jeremy.
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- Having fun?
- Mmhmm.
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I think this proves
that this is a wonderful place
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that brings joy
to people's lives
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and brings
a community together.
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It's also a place
that costs the taxpayer
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$9,000 in annual subsidies.
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[Blows raspberry]
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You guys sound like school.
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I have two important pieces
of caddy information.
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Councilman Jamm
leads by eight strokes,
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and you are both
about to set a course record.
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For friendship.
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On to the next hole.
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You are pandering
to get a vote.
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And worse,
you're deliberately losing.
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I am not deliberately losing.
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I'm having a very off night.
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Losing on purpose
is a form of lying.
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You're only as good
as your word.
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You want a word, Ron?
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I have a word for you.
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I will do anything
I can to get Jamm's vote
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so that he will keep this course open, and
it will be good for the community-- stop!
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I know it's more than one word.
Shut up.
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♪ Remember... ♪
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- Hi, Mona-Lisa?
- - [Coughs]
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Hi. I'm Ann Perkins.
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- I used to date Tom.
- Oh, okay.
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We can do this,
but I will bite you.
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Is that a screwdrive--
no, I do not want to fight.
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- No.
- Okay.
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I just wanna talk to
you woman-to-woman
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because I know Tom pretty well.
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Do you know his ATM pin?
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'Cause I cannot crack
that little bitch's code.
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[Fake laughs]
I don't.
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You know what
used to drive me nuts?
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He is a total control freak.
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I mean, you have to put
a coaster down on every surface,
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and the worst part is,
they're all
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made out of pictures
from Diddy's Instagram.
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Diddy's on Instagram?
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How did I not know that Diddy
was on Instagram, you jagweeds?
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- Who are you yelling at?
- The jagweeds.
248
00:09:03,178 --> 00:09:05,230
Why are you
still in front of me?
249
00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:08,524
- ♪ Everything that used to...♪
- I'm done with that band.
250
00:09:08,561 --> 00:09:10,628
I mean, I'm an adult now,
you know?
251
00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:13,512
I work two part-time jobs.
Hello.
252
00:09:13,547 --> 00:09:14,574
I don't need the stress
253
00:09:14,605 --> 00:09:17,208
of playing guitar
with my friends every few weeks.
254
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,013
Yeah, plus look how bad
they are without you.
255
00:09:20,364 --> 00:09:21,753
Burly's terrible.
256
00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:23,988
He actually has
a really beautiful voice
257
00:09:24,024 --> 00:09:25,468
for a backup singer.
258
00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,980
Right, that's what I meant.
259
00:09:27,012 --> 00:09:29,295
I love Andy,
but to be perfectly honest,
260
00:09:29,326 --> 00:09:31,014
Mouse Rat's music
is not my thing.
261
00:09:31,045 --> 00:09:33,483
I really only listen to,
like, German Death Reggae
262
00:09:33,501 --> 00:09:36,471
and Halloween sound effects
records from the 1950s.
263
00:09:36,629 --> 00:09:37,655
And Bette Midler.
264
00:09:37,692 --> 00:09:39,018
Obviously.
265
00:09:39,117 --> 00:09:41,243
You know what,
I'm retiring from music.
266
00:09:41,274 --> 00:09:43,237
- Andy. Andy.
- Done.
267
00:09:43,289 --> 00:09:44,873
But not without first
268
00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:48,759
a monster farewell
performance solo
269
00:09:48,785 --> 00:09:51,321
on this stage tonight,
everybody.
270
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,509
I'ma show these idiots
what a big mistake they made.
271
00:09:53,544 --> 00:09:56,090
I need piece of paper, I need
a pen, I need four more beers,
272
00:09:56,114 --> 00:09:58,998
I need a computer fan, I need
a lightning bolt of inspiration.
273
00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:00,313
It's song writing time.
274
00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:02,464
What do you need
a computer fan for?
275
00:10:02,499 --> 00:10:05,291
Sometimes when you use
a computer, it gets hot,
276
00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:08,081
and the fan cools it down.
277
00:10:09,847 --> 00:10:13,033
You know, I think it's great that you're
cool with Tom's financial situation.
278
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,292
What are you talking about?
279
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,609
Tommy owns his own business.
[Chuckles]
280
00:10:16,634 --> 00:10:18,842
Yeah, but he had
to borrow a lot of money,
281
00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:21,108
and when you're not around,
282
00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:23,841
Tom drinks tap water.
283
00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,353
[Shrieks]
What?
284
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,935
Excuse me.
285
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,476
You're broke?
286
00:10:28,599 --> 00:10:31,465
Uh, yeah, super broke.
Are you upset about that?
287
00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:34,323
Mm, yeah, 'cause I don't
eff with poorsies.
288
00:10:34,365 --> 00:10:37,259
But thanks to a warning
from my new best friend,
289
00:10:37,299 --> 00:10:38,877
I don't have to, okay?
290
00:10:38,908 --> 00:10:40,774
We're done, you're awesome,
291
00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:43,126
and I don't even usually
like Puerto Rican chicks.
292
00:10:43,219 --> 00:10:45,169
I'm not--I mean,
it shouldn't matter, but I'm--
293
00:10:45,194 --> 00:10:46,330
You're breaking up with me?
294
00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:49,860
- Oh, man, that sucks.
- That's right. It's over.
295
00:10:49,923 --> 00:10:51,511
Let's go dance.
296
00:10:51,539 --> 00:10:52,708
Help.
297
00:10:55,311 --> 00:10:57,517
Ugh, I cannot catch a break.
298
00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,199
You better find
your stroke, Knope.
299
00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:00,890
Guys, I'm gonna
let Julie go home.
300
00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:03,506
It's getting late, and Jeremy's
eaten all the syrup.
301
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,496
Thank you. It's been an honor
working alongside you.
302
00:11:05,527 --> 00:11:07,435
- Thanks.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
303
00:11:07,506 --> 00:11:09,074
Snow cones are half the fun.
304
00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:10,577
Yeah, Julie,
could you stay, please?
305
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,192
I have calculus homework.
I--
306
00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:14,697
Oh, well, math is worthless
in real life.
307
00:11:14,722 --> 00:11:16,660
I mean, there's an app
for calculating tips.
308
00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:17,859
That's all you need.
309
00:11:17,883 --> 00:11:18,922
Math is very important,
310
00:11:18,947 --> 00:11:20,638
especially for young women.
Stay in school.
311
00:11:20,669 --> 00:11:23,487
I've made my point.
Leslie has made hers.
312
00:11:23,588 --> 00:11:25,823
Which way are you voting,
Councilman?
313
00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:27,764
Uh, well, I'm kind of
still on the fence
314
00:11:27,789 --> 00:11:29,031
about this budget thing,
315
00:11:29,049 --> 00:11:31,867
but I do love watching
you guys squabble over me.
316
00:11:31,888 --> 00:11:34,078
You sure make a guy feel
like a real lady.
317
00:11:34,181 --> 00:11:35,181
Weird.
318
00:11:35,207 --> 00:11:36,376
All right, how about this?
319
00:11:36,422 --> 00:11:38,276
You two play each other.
320
00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:40,649
Nine holes.
Winner gets my vote.
321
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,297
I'm game. Ron?
322
00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:44,490
An athletic competition
where both parties
323
00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:47,376
are competing their hardest
is certainly more honorable
324
00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:49,201
than whatever this charade is.
325
00:11:49,277 --> 00:11:50,602
Sudden death playoff
326
00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,657
on the very course
that hangs in the balance.
327
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,736
I could literally faint
328
00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:56,456
if I didn't
have impeccable blood pressure.
329
00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:57,554
[Cracks knuckles]
330
00:11:58,561 --> 00:11:59,996
Oh, hey, everybody.
331
00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:01,265
My name is Andy Dwyer.
332
00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:04,360
You probably know me
as the artist formerly known
333
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:06,399
as the lead singer
of Mouse Rat.
334
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:10,347
Well, after tonight, you'll only
know me as the former artist
335
00:12:10,784 --> 00:12:13,904
formerly known
as the lead singer of Mouse Rat.
336
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,651
I'm retiring from music.
337
00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:17,083
This
338
00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:19,139
is my swan song.
339
00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:24,895
♪ Once I was a golden swan ♪
340
00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,935
♪ Swan of a man
341
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,363
♪ now that swan's name
was Andy ♪
342
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,296
♪ And he started
a rock and roll band ♪
343
00:12:32,383 --> 00:12:35,002
♪ He made incredible nachos ♪
344
00:12:35,027 --> 00:12:37,493
♪ That everybody claimed
they loved ♪
345
00:12:37,534 --> 00:12:39,853
♪ And then the band mates
dicked him over ♪
346
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:43,966
♪ With a massive
rock and roll shove ♪
347
00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:46,700
♪ This is my swan song
348
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,170
♪ watch me fly
349
00:12:49,213 --> 00:12:51,191
- Tom.
- What happened to you?
350
00:12:51,224 --> 00:12:52,621
Mona-Lisa happened to me.
351
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,315
She covered me in glitter
and Anna Nicole body spray.
352
00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,900
Why do they still
even make that?
353
00:12:56,925 --> 00:12:58,745
They don't--she's had
the same bottle for years.
354
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,520
She just mixes in
water and baby oil.
355
00:13:00,563 --> 00:13:02,436
Now it's your turn
to help me, okay?
356
00:13:02,455 --> 00:13:04,546
You need to break things off
with me and Mona-Lisa.
357
00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:06,861
Uh, Ann, this might be a battle
358
00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:08,735
you need to fight yourself.
I try not to get involved
359
00:13:08,741 --> 00:13:10,216
in other people's
personal relationships.
360
00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:12,915
- Aah! Don't hurt me.
- Get me out of this friendship!
361
00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:14,497
♪ I'm gonna find a place ♪
362
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,350
♪ Where I can bethe
beautiful duckling ♪
363
00:13:17,374 --> 00:13:20,402
♪ I always was inside ♪
364
00:13:21,462 --> 00:13:23,994
♪ Whoa ♪
365
00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:26,861
♪ Whoa ♪
366
00:13:27,184 --> 00:13:29,628
[sobbing]
♪ Whoa ♪
367
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,443
[wails]
368
00:13:32,214 --> 00:13:35,767
Why is there a gorilla
guarding this gingerbread house?
369
00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,204
Because mini-golf
is awesome.
370
00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:39,024
It's cute, and it's fun,
and it needs to be saved.
371
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:42,071
Less talk.
More competing for my vote.
372
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,845
[Chime rings]
373
00:13:45,898 --> 00:13:46,964
Wow.
374
00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:48,267
This is it.
375
00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:49,474
Ron leads by one.
376
00:13:49,498 --> 00:13:51,698
If he hits the ball
into the dragon's mouth,
377
00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,054
he gets Jamm's vote.
378
00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:54,390
Uh, bean sprouts.
379
00:13:54,414 --> 00:13:56,492
Tofu.
Ralph Nader.
380
00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:58,230
Ayn Rand is a terrible writer.
381
00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:00,665
Don't mess up, don't mess up,
don't mess up.
382
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,607
[Dragon hisses]
383
00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:03,815
- Damn it!
- Hole-in-one!
384
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:05,253
Excellent win, Ron.
385
00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:06,791
Even better loss, Leslie.
386
00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:09,643
Ultimately, we learn the most about
ourselves through the losses.
387
00:14:09,668 --> 00:14:11,304
Swanson, I hate you.
388
00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:12,732
Nothing will change that.
389
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,969
But I respect the hell
out of your short game.
390
00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:17,467
You got my vote, hombre.
391
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:19,752
Hey, you got
a hole-in-one on 18,
392
00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,622
so I'm supposed
to give you this.
393
00:14:21,691 --> 00:14:24,039
No, he gets the dragon too?
394
00:14:24,057 --> 00:14:25,639
A fine trophy.
395
00:14:25,695 --> 00:14:27,918
- I think I'll keep it in the office.
- No, you won't.
396
00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:29,481
- Here, kid, want this, huh?
- Yeah.
397
00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,511
Take it and run.
Run!
398
00:14:33,745 --> 00:14:35,679
Tom, she's coming!
Tom!
399
00:14:35,697 --> 00:14:37,673
Okay, desperation time.
Follow my lead.
400
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,296
What lead? What do you mean?
What are you-- oh.
401
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:45,623
What the mother-effing, c-ing
ess-ing, effing k-ing eff
402
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,229
is going on right now?
403
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,210
Sorry, Mona-Lisa.
404
00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:49,862
We can't keep our hands
off each other.
405
00:14:49,874 --> 00:14:50,989
That is accurate.
406
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,944
Oh, it's all
finally very clear.
407
00:14:53,969 --> 00:14:55,269
All the times
that you were like,
408
00:14:55,306 --> 00:14:56,500
"Oh, no,
Tom's no good for you."
409
00:14:56,524 --> 00:14:58,893
And all the times you tried
to break it off with me...
410
00:14:58,987 --> 00:15:00,718
- I finally get it.
- Mmhmm.
411
00:15:00,974 --> 00:15:02,368
You guys want a threesome.
412
00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:05,421
What? No. We do not wanna
have a threesome with you.
413
00:15:05,464 --> 00:15:07,120
Well, let's not
rush to judgment.
414
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,872
- I mean, I say we hear her out.
- Gross.
415
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:10,923
Tom, good luck.
416
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,265
You still owe me a blanket.
417
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,556
[Laughs]
418
00:15:13,591 --> 00:15:15,241
She's got a screw loose,
am I right?
419
00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:18,256
Actually she's not the one in
my life I would call crazy.
420
00:15:18,314 --> 00:15:19,945
Look, I still don't
think we should date.
421
00:15:19,964 --> 00:15:20,867
Oh, me neither.
422
00:15:20,892 --> 00:15:23,504
I've been single for an hour
now, and it's the tits!
423
00:15:23,529 --> 00:15:24,481
[Chuckles]
424
00:15:24,512 --> 00:15:25,944
I'd still like
to hook up though.
425
00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:31,006
Yo, do you wanna have
a threesome with us?
426
00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:32,341
Yeah, okay.
427
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,934
- Cool. All right.
- Sweet. All right.
428
00:15:33,947 --> 00:15:35,768
Yo, what up?
My name is Mona-Lisa.
429
00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:39,571
Well, hello, fellow employees.
430
00:15:39,603 --> 00:15:41,177
Co-workers,
I bid you adieu.
431
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,313
Whoa, fancy Andy.
432
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:44,693
Oh, me?
No.
433
00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:46,262
This is just how I dress now.
434
00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:48,845
Funny goofball music Andy...
435
00:15:48,895 --> 00:15:50,028
[imitates fart]
436
00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:51,586
Is gone.
437
00:15:52,177 --> 00:15:54,211
You're left
with the professional remains.
438
00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:55,320
I'm an adult now.
439
00:15:55,332 --> 00:15:56,951
I'm gonna focus on business,
which is good.
440
00:15:56,982 --> 00:15:58,909
Give me more time
to play video games.
441
00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:04,094
Babe, you love that band
that I also love so much.
442
00:16:04,444 --> 00:16:06,407
They're important to you.
443
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,826
Come on, call Burly
and ask him to let you back in.
444
00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:10,469
Why, so they
can steal my swan song?
445
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,838
Ha, joke's on them.
I forgot it.
446
00:16:12,894 --> 00:16:15,129
No, business is my life now.
447
00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:17,448
- Okay, what's in there?
- I don't know.
448
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:18,742
I-it's locked.
449
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,272
- Yeah, that's my briefcase.
- Is it?
450
00:16:21,343 --> 00:16:22,967
[Whistles]
451
00:16:23,297 --> 00:16:25,021
- Good gravy.
- Oh, hello, Ron.
452
00:16:25,039 --> 00:16:26,780
I believe
you know this gorilla.
453
00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:29,561
It used to bring joy
to hundreds of Pawnee families,
454
00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:31,721
but then you got rid
of its habitat, so it died.
455
00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:34,147
Your office shall serve
as its monkey tomb.
456
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,149
- How much did you pay for this?
- Irrelevant.
457
00:16:36,174 --> 00:16:38,592
I would pay any amount
of money to properly shame you.
458
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,039
Leslie, you should know by
now that I live my life
459
00:16:41,058 --> 00:16:43,071
according to a certain set
of principles,
460
00:16:43,077 --> 00:16:45,044
and I do not deviate from them.
461
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:48,056
Right, I mean, God forbid
you're flexible in any way.
462
00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:50,118
You should just stick
to your stupid, rigid,
463
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,899
anti-government principles.
464
00:16:51,935 --> 00:16:53,948
But you know what?
Those principles stink.
465
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:55,199
They're not
the right principles.
466
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,592
You may think so.
I do not.
467
00:16:57,681 --> 00:16:59,614
Thank you for my new
silver-backed friend.
468
00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:01,295
I like him very much.
469
00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:05,643
I will call him "$9,000
of taxpayer money the gorilla."
470
00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:08,472
That is a terrible--
his name is Mr. Fuzzyface!
471
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,589
[Door slams]
472
00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:13,688
Hey.
473
00:17:13,713 --> 00:17:16,701
How did your wild dirtbag
fantasy night work out?
474
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,799
Well, Mona-Lisa and the random
girl she grabbed after you left
475
00:17:19,825 --> 00:17:21,921
got into a fistfight
in the parking lot.
476
00:17:21,945 --> 00:17:24,089
Eventually, Mona-Lisa
threw a cinderblock
477
00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:25,416
through the girl's windshield.
478
00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:27,304
She dives in, steals her purse,
479
00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:29,794
doesn't go for the money,
steals all her birth control pills,
480
00:17:29,818 --> 00:17:31,807
and says, "Bitch,
you're gonna get pregnant."
481
00:17:31,832 --> 00:17:34,017
She then pretends
those are ecstasy
482
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,762
and sells it
to a bunch of college kids
483
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:38,195
that are drinking
Goldschläger at a gas station.
484
00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,174
You have to break up with her.
485
00:17:40,207 --> 00:17:41,672
I tried. Again.
486
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,741
It did not go well.
487
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:45,624
- Did she assault you?
- No, this was a...
488
00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:47,643
- sexual injury
- Okay, gross.
489
00:17:47,679 --> 00:17:49,904
Anyway, here's
your chenille blanket.
490
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,677
- You earned it.
- Thanks for your help.
491
00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:53,072
Tom, thank you.
492
00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:55,696
- Eh, be nice to Chenille O'Neal.
- I will.
493
00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,927
It needs to be brushed regularly.
Never use a lint roller.
494
00:17:57,945 --> 00:17:59,727
- I'm dead serious.
- Okay.
495
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,994
And keep it out
of direct sunlight.
496
00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:02,957
If I see this
at one picnic, I swear--
497
00:18:02,976 --> 00:18:04,738
Okay, you know what,
I don't even want it anymore.
498
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:05,610
Yes!
499
00:18:05,641 --> 00:18:07,241
Thank you!
500
00:18:07,692 --> 00:18:08,530
[Knock on door]
501
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,905
What's up, yellow head?
502
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:12,060
Jamm, are you here
to rub it in my face
503
00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:13,654
that I lost
your vote last night?
504
00:18:13,674 --> 00:18:17,765
Well, I was, but it doesn't
have to go down that way.
505
00:18:18,775 --> 00:18:20,482
You shook Ron's hand
and told him
506
00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:22,329
that you were gonna vote
to close the putt-putt.
507
00:18:22,341 --> 00:18:23,891
My word is garbage.
[Chuckles]
508
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:24,773
Everyone knows that.
509
00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:26,430
Let's talk deal.
510
00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:29,986
What can you offer me
to change my mind?
511
00:18:30,004 --> 00:18:33,362
Wow, Jamm, even for you,
this is pretty sleazy.
512
00:18:33,406 --> 00:18:34,704
Hey, don't act so shocked.
513
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:37,242
A few months ago,
you traded me your office
514
00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:38,798
for that stupid
swimming pool bill.
515
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,823
Last night you bring in
a teenage girl
516
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:43,363
to pump me full of snow cones.
517
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:47,069
This is simply
how people like us operate.
518
00:18:48,638 --> 00:18:50,378
I have six things
to say to you.
519
00:18:50,384 --> 00:18:53,302
One: You drive me nuts
with your rigid code of honor.
520
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,705
Two: Congratulations,
putt-putt has been defunded.
521
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:58,118
And only because Jamm
was going to double-cross you,
522
00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:59,810
and I made him
stick to his word.
523
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:02,753
Three: I am furious that
putt-putt has been defunded.
524
00:19:02,765 --> 00:19:03,973
Four: I am sorry
that I said
525
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:05,421
the gorilla's blood
was on your hands.
526
00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:07,083
'Twas Leslie killed the beast.
527
00:19:07,108 --> 00:19:09,470
Five: Putt-putt is for children,
and they are the future,
528
00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:12,517
and I have already written a ballot measure
that will save it, and it will pass.
529
00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:16,468
And six: Your rigid code
of honor, which drives me nuts,
530
00:19:16,484 --> 00:19:18,035
makes you
a wonderful human being,
531
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,604
and I am proud to call you my
friend, and don't ever change.
532
00:19:21,085 --> 00:19:23,503
- You want a drink?
- Very much.
533
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,245
Burly,
I just want to say I'm sorry
534
00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:30,723
that I haven't been to rehearsal
535
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:33,033
and that I won't
let you sing or write songs
536
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:34,711
or walk out onstage
in front of me.
537
00:19:34,736 --> 00:19:36,396
Man, I love playing
with you guys.
538
00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:38,642
And I want back in
if you'll let me.
539
00:19:38,731 --> 00:19:40,207
Well, we never
wanted to kick you out.
540
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:41,569
It's just, you didn't
show up for practice,
541
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,109
- and we like to play.
- Right.
542
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,162
If you wanna come back in,
you can.
543
00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:46,950
I'm more
of a backup singer anyways.
544
00:19:46,972 --> 00:19:48,922
- You can say that again.
- No, no, no.
545
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,204
Hey, you got a great voice.
546
00:19:50,236 --> 00:19:52,710
- Yeah, Ben!
- God, don't say that.
547
00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:54,377
- Welcome back, buddy.
- Yes.
548
00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:55,495
[Laughs]
549
00:19:55,659 --> 00:19:56,503
All right!
550
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,459
Hey, I'll even try melting
the cheese on the nachos.
551
00:19:58,478 --> 00:19:59,515
All right.
552
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:02,259
It won't work. You're gonna
look like such an idiot.
553
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,157
I have been in the city
council for almost a year,
554
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,601
and I'm proud
of what I've done.
555
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,542
But every once in a while,
I end up in a situation
556
00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:10,023
that makes my stomach queasy.
557
00:20:10,131 --> 00:20:12,415
You're in politics.
What did you expect?
558
00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:14,657
Frankly, I hoped it would
be like dealing with you.
559
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,564
People with strong opinions
hashing it out respectfully.
560
00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:21,231
And then you either
realize that I'm right
561
00:20:21,257 --> 00:20:23,278
or you get hungry
and go home and I win.
562
00:20:23,296 --> 00:20:25,598
There are a lot of Jeremy Jamms
563
00:20:25,623 --> 00:20:27,275
along the path you're walking.
564
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:28,760
I suppose you just
need to figure out
565
00:20:28,785 --> 00:20:31,641
whether it's a path
you truly wanna walk.
566
00:20:31,768 --> 00:20:33,683
Yeah.
567
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:37,196
I'm taking that gorilla with me and
putting it back in the putt-putt
568
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,515
- when it reopens.
- Sorry, no.
569
00:20:39,912 --> 00:20:41,252
That gorilla was a gift
570
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,200
from a very determined co-worker
whom I respect.
571
00:20:44,361 --> 00:20:46,564
And there's
a certain code of honor
572
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:48,019
that accompanies gift-giving.
573
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:49,947
God, you're the worst.
574
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:55,812
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to Mouse Rat's Reunion Show,
575
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,793
featuring me, Andy Dwyer,
and for the first time,
576
00:20:58,805 --> 00:21:01,943
Andrew "Burly" Burlinson
on lead vocals.
577
00:21:01,962 --> 00:21:04,009
That's right,
two lead vocalists.
578
00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:06,778
Name one other band
that's done that.
579
00:21:06,821 --> 00:21:08,678
The Beatles.
580
00:21:09,744 --> 00:21:11,194
Three, four!
581
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,898
[Rock music]
582
00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:18,505
Both: ♪ Oh I know
we had bad times ♪
583
00:21:18,662 --> 00:21:22,315
♪ But we had good times too ♪
584
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:27,460
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