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Oh! Hey, champions.

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Good morning.

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Quarterfinals in an hour.

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I hope you had some sleep,

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because I'm gonna be
hunting your nightmares tonight.

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I did.
I got some really good sleep.

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- Did you?
- Zzz.

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Yesterday was the first round

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of a branch-wide
paper airplane contest.

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It was being sponsored
by Weyerhammer Paper

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in an effort to get us to sell
more of their new product,

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Airstream Deluxe A4,
the Cadillac of paper.

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It's not so easy
on the environment,

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if you know what I mean.

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It's practically made
of plastic.

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We started
with 16 brave aviators.

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Some used skill.

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Others relied on showmanship.

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Others seemed not to comprehend
what a paper airplane is.

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And of course
there was the odd moment

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of heartbreak and disaster.

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Hey, I left my glasses
down here somewhere.

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Crossing through.
Beep beep.

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Ow!

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Ow!

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I didn't see you.

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You should have yelled,
"crossing"!

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I'm sorry.

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Okay, so is that my spot?

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We are now down to
an elite eight.

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Well, seven and Toby.

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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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"Be careful of that beaker.
It contains dangerous acid!"

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It does not say "dangerous."

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And there's
no exclamation point.

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Well, I'm just-- I'm trying
to bring some life to it.

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Last week I got an agent.

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And this week I got a movie.

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<i>HRPDC Chemical Handling</i>
<i>Protocols.</i>

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It's gonna be seen
by tons of workers

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in the industrial chemical
community,

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one of whom could have a cousin
whose brother is Brad Pitt.

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And then, boom,
next thing you know,

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I'm in <i>Moneyballs 2.</i>

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- Andy.
- Go away. We're running lines.

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You wanted
to see the gooey eye.

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Oh, yeah.
All right, get over here.

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I am so freaked out

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by things going into eyes.

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It just-- wow.

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Ugh.

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Ugh.
I can't even.

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I'm so freaked out by that.
Just go. Go, go, go, go, go.

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All right,
but it's getting gooier,

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- so we'll just do it later.
- Okay.

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All right.
Where were we?

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Something full of acid.

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"And, remember, do not attempt

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to extinguish a chemical fire
with water.

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It will only exacerbate
the flame, the dangerous flame."

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That was great, man.

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All right, I'm out of here.

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Wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop, stop.

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Don't go anywhere.
I just need to find more colors.

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Let's do it six more times.

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Hey.
I just wanted to say

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that you woke up early
with the kids and let me sleep,

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and I really appreciate that.

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Thank you.

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I appreciate
that you appreciate that.

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So we had couples therapy.

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No shame in that.
Get it all out in the open.

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And we have homework.

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Yes, we are supposed to look
for every chance

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to acknowledge and appreciate
each other's sacrifices,

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because I need to appreciate
what Pam's been doing

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to run the house
while I'm in Philly.

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And we're also supposed
to speak our truths,

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because, if I had spoken
my truth earlier

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about not wanting
to move to Philly,

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then maybe we wouldn't have
had this opportunity

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- for couples therapy.
- Oh, we're supposed to call

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everything we don't want to do
opportunities.

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Heads up, everyone.

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If you really need something
from me today,

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let's get it done tomorrow.

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Carla Fern got me a gig.

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- Hey.
- Yeah.

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Who's Carla Fern?

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Who is Carla Fern?
Well, wow.

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She's my agent
and my drill sergeant.

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And one of my best friends.

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Oh, and, Oscar,
I already figured out

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if I have to get emotional
in the film,

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I'm just gonna think about you
getting dumped by the Senator.

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Why don't you just use
your own life?

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Erin just dumped you.

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A little raw.
Not cool, Oscar.

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- But you just--
- Not cool.

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Okay.
Day two.

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Drama in the warehouse skies.

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This is Robert
from Weyerhammer Paper

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who will be joining us
to judge the final rounds.

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Who's pumped
for the quarterfinals, huh?

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I'm pumped.

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- Clark's a dead man.
- All right.

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Sounds like somebody wants
to walk away with this.

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- Oh, my gosh.
- Wow.

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Nellie, you didn't tell us
we could win money.

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Oh, yes, I did.
I told you all.

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It was-- 'cause that's an awful
lot of money for me to forget.

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Not one of us remembers you
saying anything about $2,000.

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I forgot.

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I completely forgot.

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But at least now
that large piece of cardboard

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that man was carrying around
makes sense.

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Nellie, this is a competition.

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Please take it seriously.

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Oh, please.

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Me?
Oh, I'm fine.

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I mean, sure, times are leaner
now that I'm separated

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from the Senator,
but my new studio apartment

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is just fine for me and Phillip

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and Tinkie and Crinklepuss

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and Bandit Two
and Pawlick Baggins

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and Lady Aragorn
and their ten kittens.

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Oh, my God.
Come here, come here.

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Come here, let's go.

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I had a chance with Dwight,

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but I didn't take it.

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And, if I went back now,

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when I'm broke
and he just inherited a farm,

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I'd be one of those gold-digging
tramps you read about

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that try to bag a farmer.

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I offered myself to Angela,
and she turned me down.

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If she changes her mind,
the next move is hers.

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I'm with Esther now.
She's younger than Angela,

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sturdier,
more comfortable with the scent

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of a manured field.

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Let's be honest,

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when it came to manured fields,

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Angela was at best indifferent.

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Oh, wide wings, interesting.

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Hey! Why don't you back off?

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I mean, best of luck to you
in the competition.

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Growing up in an orphanage,

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you have to fight other kids
for everything--

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snacks, pillows, parents.

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I'm kind of worried about Pete
seeing that side of me.

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I once ripped Greedy Susan's
pigtail right off her head

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just for a handful of Crispix.

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Are you
in that paper documentary too?

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Yup.

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- You need an agent?
- No.

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I mean, you never acted
in anything before.

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He's just my entourage.

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I was in<i>The Wiz in high school.</i>

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That's the clicky-clacker.

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He clicks that,
and then the guy says, "action."

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Hey, I made 'em
get you a chair.

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All my clients sit.

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Can I take your picture?

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I guess it's starting.

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Um, yeah.

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Of course.
Yeah, sure.

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Tell you what.

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I'll put my arm around you,
and then I can take it--

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We just need a picture of
the top of your head

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in case we burn
some of your hair off.

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Got it.

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Sorry.

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No, if you just keep it down
until...

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Okay.

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Okay, next up
we have two creatures

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great and small--

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Kevin versus Angela.

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Yes.

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Hey, that is
a really nice plane.

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You make that yourself?

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- Uh-huh.
- Well, what am I thinking?

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Of course you made that
yourself,

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'cause it's in the rules

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that you have to fold
your own plane.

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Of course.

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Kevin, did you make that
yourself?

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Yes.
In a way.

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From one that I bought
on Craigslist.

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- Oh, man.
- I call for a refold.

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No.

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- Really?
- You can't do that.

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Thank you.

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This is flatter.

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It's a piece of paper.

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You fold it into an airplane.

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Okay, that's enough.
This is the end of the ream now.

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- You have to pick one.
- I can't.

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I love them all too much.

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And none of them fly.

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So that makes it harder.

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You have to choose one now.

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Fine.

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- Angela advances.
- Nice.

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Whoo!

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Was Dwight rooting for me?

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Hmm.
I hadn't noticed.

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I'm not giving up.

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I am gonna keep making planes

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until one of 'em flies.

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Like Wilbur and Orville
Redenbacher.

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An Earl Grey tea for the lady.

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Oh, thank you.

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I acknowledge and appreciate
that you went out of your way

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- to get me tea.
- Thank you.

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I like being appreciated.

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But, to speak my truth,

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it wasn't out of the way,

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'cause I felt like a tea anyway,
so one trip.

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Well, to speak my truth,

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I switched to coffee in March.

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There's a new espresso machine.

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But I still acknowledge
and appreciate the gesture.

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We are rolling, and action.

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This video is to demonstrate

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the HPRDC chemical handling
protocols.

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These protocols could save you

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from severe injury, even death.

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Okay, stop.

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Why are you smiling?

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I just made a character choice
to be a scientist

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who really likes what he does

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and enjoys his job.

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Okay, well,
maybe no smiling on this one.

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So how do you want--
how should I do it?

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I don't know.
Just like you're reporting

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the news or something.
Okay?

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- Action.
- This video is to demonstrate

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the HPRDC chemical handling
protocols.

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It's Tom Brokaw, the newscaster.
Come on.

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- Who was that?
- Tom Brokaw.

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- Come on, Clark!
- Come on, Clark!

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- Whoa!
- Yeah!

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Oh, eat it, piggy.
Eat it.

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Oink oink oink oink.

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We still got to work together,

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so we should keep it civil.

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I can't hear what you said.

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You get your slop?

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All right, you know what,
this is completely unnecessary.

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You already won.
Just stop.

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- Erin.
- What?

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- Relax.
- Next up we have Dwight

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- and Phyllis.
- You can do it, baby.

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No, you can't, baby.

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You're gonna choke.

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- Watch and learn.
- Wow.

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Whoa, Dwight defeats Phyllis.

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Dwight, you are through
to the semifinals.

258
00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:29,806
- Yes.
- All right.

259
00:10:29,824 --> 00:10:31,608
Oh, Esther,
what are you--

260
00:10:31,642 --> 00:10:34,327
Hey.

261
00:10:36,647 --> 00:10:37,847
You're here early.

262
00:10:37,881 --> 00:10:39,249
Yeah, I plucked the chickens
extra fast,

263
00:10:39,283 --> 00:10:41,034
'cause I knew
I was seeing you tonight, so...

264
00:10:41,085 --> 00:10:42,569
there might just be
a little bit of feather

265
00:10:42,603 --> 00:10:44,053
in your nuggets
or just a little bit of meat

266
00:10:44,071 --> 00:10:45,388
inside of your pillow.

267
00:10:45,422 --> 00:10:47,056
I like a little feather
in my nuggets.

268
00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,393
All right,
ladies and gentlemen,

269
00:10:50,411 --> 00:10:52,695
we are now down
to the final four--

270
00:10:52,729 --> 00:10:54,497
Dwight, Erin,

271
00:10:54,531 --> 00:10:58,868
Angela, and, God only knows how,
but Toby.

272
00:10:58,903 --> 00:11:02,755
One of you will walk away
with $2,000.

273
00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:04,607
Yeah

274
00:11:04,641 --> 00:11:07,210
Okay, here you have
just knocked over the beaker.

275
00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:09,345
The chemicals splashed
in your eye.

276
00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,047
- Which is insanely painful.
- Yeah.

277
00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:13,149
And I've already picked
a few childhood memories

278
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,918
to tap into to really express
that pain.

279
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,854
That's great.
So what you're gonna do then

280
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,874
is come over here
to the eye washing station

281
00:11:20,908 --> 00:11:22,725
and then just kind of flush out
your eyes, you know,

282
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,529
get the chemicals out,
all right?

283
00:11:26,564 --> 00:11:28,948
So I just lean over this thing
and then you'll add

284
00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:31,117
the water special effect later?

285
00:11:31,152 --> 00:11:32,869
What water special effect?

286
00:11:32,903 --> 00:11:35,371
Yeah, just hold your lids open
with one hand

287
00:11:35,406 --> 00:11:37,957
and let the stream
bathe your eyeballs.

288
00:11:37,992 --> 00:11:39,909
Like that.

289
00:11:39,944 --> 00:11:42,545
I'm not comfortable
doing my own stunts.

290
00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:45,148
I'll get nude
if you want me to.

291
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,283
I'll go full Lena Dunham,
but I--

292
00:11:47,317 --> 00:11:48,968
Dude, we don't need you
to go nude, okay?

293
00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:50,086
Absolutely not.

294
00:11:50,104 --> 00:11:51,271
Just do the eyewash thing,
okay?

295
00:11:51,305 --> 00:11:55,558
That's all we're asking here.

296
00:11:55,593 --> 00:11:57,093
Darryl, what do I do?

297
00:11:57,127 --> 00:11:59,062
Hold up, I'm looking
at my spit in the microscope.

298
00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:02,031
They want me to use real water
in the eyewash scene.

299
00:12:02,065 --> 00:12:03,165
So?

300
00:12:03,184 --> 00:12:05,485
I can't squirt stuff
in my eyeball.

301
00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:07,036
I've never even used
an eyedropper.

302
00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:09,205
So, Andy,
you saw how to use this?

303
00:12:09,239 --> 00:12:13,343
You step on the pedal.
Water squirts in your eyes.

304
00:12:13,377 --> 00:12:17,130
Carla!

305
00:12:17,181 --> 00:12:18,331
Carla!

306
00:12:18,365 --> 00:12:20,750
It is time
for a little "T" and "A."

307
00:12:20,784 --> 00:12:23,486
I give you Toby and Angela.

308
00:12:26,473 --> 00:12:28,892
Oh, my God!

309
00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:34,247
Oh, my God.
Okay, it's your turn.

310
00:12:40,671 --> 00:12:42,004
Well, Angela is the winner.

311
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,674
Yes.

312
00:12:46,276 --> 00:12:48,645
Is there a reason that we're
excited for that little woman?

313
00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:50,212
Yes, I pity her.

314
00:12:50,231 --> 00:12:51,598
She was recently in a situation

315
00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:54,434
where she could have had it all,

316
00:12:54,468 --> 00:12:56,352
and instead
she lost everything.

317
00:12:56,386 --> 00:12:58,487
Is she a gambler?

318
00:12:58,505 --> 00:13:01,391
In a way, but not in a
stand-up-and-cheer kind of way

319
00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:03,693
- like the song.
- Mm.

320
00:13:03,727 --> 00:13:05,862
That is sad.

321
00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:09,749
Andy, if you don't stick
your eyes in that machine,

322
00:13:09,783 --> 00:13:13,636
I'm gonna call every production
in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

323
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,555
You won't even make
an appearance

324
00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:19,142
on a security camera.

325
00:13:22,513 --> 00:13:24,948
What's the holdup here?

326
00:13:24,982 --> 00:13:26,950
The actor's crying.

327
00:13:26,984 --> 00:13:28,651
Oh, God.

328
00:13:31,338 --> 00:13:35,275
She yelled at me.

329
00:13:35,309 --> 00:13:38,411
I can't wash my eyeball.
I can't do that.

330
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:39,629
I can't.

331
00:13:39,663 --> 00:13:41,531
Andy Bernard can't squirt
water in his eye

332
00:13:41,565 --> 00:13:44,267
and act like it
doesn't freak him out.

333
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,153
But you know who can?

334
00:13:47,187 --> 00:13:50,606
Older male lab assistant
number one.

335
00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:52,825
You believe in me?

336
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:56,746
I believe...
I want to go home.

337
00:13:59,683 --> 00:14:04,554
Yeah!
Okay. Beat that.

338
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:12,078
Whoo!

339
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,463
- Okay.
- Damn it!

340
00:14:14,481 --> 00:14:15,765
Damn it!

341
00:14:15,799 --> 00:14:18,885
God-- sorry.
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

342
00:14:18,919 --> 00:14:20,119
- Okay.
- I got mad.

343
00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,838
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I don't like losing,

344
00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:23,056
Pete.
I just gotta--

345
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,540
Sorry, I'm mad, Pete.
I'm mad.

346
00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:25,875
I'm really mad.
I wanted to win.

347
00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:26,842
We were gonna win
a lot of money.

348
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,111
I was gonna buy you a sweater.

349
00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:29,262
So this is stupid.

350
00:14:29,296 --> 00:14:30,246
It's just the whole contest
is stupid,

351
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,448
- so it feels--
- Oh!

352
00:14:32,466 --> 00:14:34,217
- Sorry, I'm mad.
- Okay.

353
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:36,152
I don't like losing.
I thought I was going to win.

354
00:14:36,186 --> 00:14:37,770
Okay, hey, hey, hey.

355
00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,906
Sorry. Sorry.

356
00:14:39,957 --> 00:14:41,391
I'm gonna go upstairs
and just...

357
00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:43,759
Oh, I made us a date

358
00:14:43,777 --> 00:14:44,961
to take my mom out to dinner

359
00:14:44,995 --> 00:14:46,496
to thank her
for all that extra babysitting.

360
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:48,431
Well, you know
how much I appreciate

361
00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:51,100
the opportunity
to hang out with your mom more,

362
00:14:51,118 --> 00:14:52,785
so let me just put this
in my calendar.

363
00:14:52,836 --> 00:14:54,587
I acknowledge with gratitude

364
00:14:54,621 --> 00:14:56,389
that you are being
kind and responsible enough

365
00:14:56,423 --> 00:14:58,291
to include it in your calendar.

366
00:14:58,325 --> 00:15:00,426
Thank you.
Your mom is a treasure.

367
00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:02,378
Well, I appreciate...

368
00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:03,646
that some opportunities
can be unpleasant--

369
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,914
Sorry, it's work.
Hold on one second.

370
00:15:04,948 --> 00:15:06,616
Hey, Wade, did Cole Hamels
call back or what?

371
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,601
Great.
Good.

372
00:15:08,635 --> 00:15:10,653
To speak my truth,
I'd appreciate it

373
00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:11,954
if you hung that up,
'cause we were in the middle

374
00:15:11,989 --> 00:15:14,040
of a conversation.

375
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:19,529
I appreciate the sacrifice.

376
00:15:19,563 --> 00:15:22,098
Okay, to speak my truth,

377
00:15:22,116 --> 00:15:24,450
that was a little sarcastic.

378
00:15:24,485 --> 00:15:25,618
I think that's a little unfair.

379
00:15:25,652 --> 00:15:26,819
Really?

380
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,454
I've been putting the kids
to bed by myself

381
00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:30,039
every night for months.

382
00:15:30,074 --> 00:15:32,274
And you had to miss
one phone call.

383
00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:34,127
Is that your truth, Jim?
That's really your truth?

384
00:15:34,161 --> 00:15:37,630
I guess I will swallow
my truth.

385
00:15:37,664 --> 00:15:39,215
Are you guys high?

386
00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:41,918
Because, if so,

387
00:15:41,952 --> 00:15:43,786
to speak my truth,
I would appreciate

388
00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:46,255
the sacrifice of including me

389
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:48,758
in some hits
off your kind buds.

390
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,226
We're not high.

391
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:54,013
I wish we'd started
this exercise six months ago.

392
00:15:54,064 --> 00:15:58,017
My heart just feels
so... blocked up.

393
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:07,027
The Mark 47
is ready for launch.

394
00:16:10,462 --> 00:16:12,713
Less paste.

395
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:21,505
Here we go.
Rolling and action.

396
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,280
And cut.
We can fix the sound in post.

397
00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:32,116
- Yeah.
- I can do a better one.

398
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,450
That's fine.
We'll move on.

399
00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:36,286
I said I can do a better one.

400
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:39,239
- Darryl.
- Action.

401
00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:54,555
Kid can act.

402
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,393
Yeah.
Yeah.

403
00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:02,196
Each contestant
will throw two aeroplanes.

404
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,897
After you.

405
00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:06,600
Thank you.

406
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:10,154
Oh, God.

407
00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,940
Angela's first throw--
terrible.

408
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,942
Dwight.

409
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:18,078
Oh!
Oh, man!

410
00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,947
It slipped out of my hand.
What a whiff.

411
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,449
Ah, how'd that happen?
God.

412
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,535
We want you to win.

413
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:26,203
Dwight told me
about your situation.

414
00:17:26,237 --> 00:17:30,841
It's such a pity.
Use the money wisely.

415
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:31,842
Okay?

416
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,398
Okay.

417
00:17:36,914 --> 00:17:40,100
All right.

418
00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:43,637
Don't you dare tank this.

419
00:17:58,770 --> 00:17:59,987
And we have a winner.

420
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,455
And it's Dwight.

421
00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:04,441
And it is everyone,
because this is over.

422
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,327
2 grand, huh?

423
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:10,380
I know a guy who can turn
that into $800.

424
00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:12,082
And it's me.

425
00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:14,134
Well, I guess
you needed the money

426
00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:16,553
more than me, huh?

427
00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:18,388
Use it wisely.

428
00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:23,143
I was disappointed
in Dwight today.

429
00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:25,429
He showed a weakness
that was unbecoming.

430
00:18:25,463 --> 00:18:27,731
Even if he did do it for me.

431
00:18:27,766 --> 00:18:29,733
I don't need pity,

432
00:18:29,768 --> 00:18:31,819
and I don't need charity.

433
00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:34,104
I have my dignity,
and that's enough.

434
00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:35,439
And, as long as I have that,

435
00:18:35,473 --> 00:18:37,519
I'll be okay.

436
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,704
I know this was really weird,

437
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,123
and it was really hard.

438
00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:56,460
But I think
we're making progress.

439
00:18:56,494 --> 00:18:58,378
So I'm really sorry
that I have to go,

440
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:02,165
but let's keep at this.

441
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,668
- Okay?
- Okay.

442
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,761
Jim!

443
00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:56,019
Thanks.

444
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:58,939
- All right, have a good trip. Bye
- Bye.

445
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,943
Hey.

446
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,934
I...

447
00:20:27,752 --> 00:20:29,720
"Love suffers long and is kind.

448
00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:32,689
It is not proud.

449
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:35,225
Love bears all things,

450
00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:37,811
believes all things,

451
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:42,282
hopes all things,
and endures all things.

452
00:20:42,317 --> 00:20:44,902
Love never fails.

453
00:20:44,936 --> 00:20:46,570
And now these three remain...

454
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:51,325
faith, hope, and love.

455
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:55,746
But the greatest of these
is love."

456
00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:04,504
- I love you.
- I love you.

457
00:21:07,205 --> 00:21:10,873
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