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Oh! Hey, champions.
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Good morning.
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Quarterfinals in an hour.
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I hope you got some sleep, because I'm
gonna be hunting your nightmares tonight.
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I did.
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- I got some really good sleep.
- Did you?
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Zzz.
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Yesterday was the first round of a
branch-wide paper airplane contest.
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It was being sponsored
by Weyerhammer Paper
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in an effort to get us to sell
more of their new product,
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Airstream Deluxe A4,
the Cadillac of paper.
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It's not so easy
on the environment,
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if you know what I mean.
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It's practically made
of plastic.
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We started
with 16 brave aviators.
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Some used skill.
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Others relied on showmanship.
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Others seemed not to comprehend
what a paper airplane is.
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And of course there was the odd
moment of heartbreak and disaster.
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Hey, I left my glasses
down here somewhere.
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Crossing through.
Beep beep.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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I didn't see you.
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You should have yelled,
"crossing"!
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, so is that my spot?
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We are now down to
an elite eight.
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Well, seven and Toby.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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"Be careful of that beaker.
It contains dangerous acid!"
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It does not say "dangerous."
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And there's
no exclamation point.
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Well, I'm just-- I'm trying
to bring some life to it.
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Last week I got an agent.
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And this week I got a movie.
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HRPDC Chemical Handling
Protocols.
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It's gonna be seen
by tons of workers
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in the industrial chemical
community,
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one of whom could have a cousin
whose brother is Brad Pitt.
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And then, boom,
next thing you know,
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I'm in Moneyballs 2.
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- Andy.
- Go away. We're running lines.
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You wanted
to see the gooey eye.
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Oh, yeah.
All right, get over here.
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I am so freaked out by
things going into eyes.
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It just-- wow.
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
I can't even.
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I'm so freaked out by that.
Just go. Go, go, go, go, go.
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All right, but it's getting gooier,
so we'll just do it later.
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Okay.
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All right.
Where were we?
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Something full of acid.
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"And, remember, do not attempt
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to extinguish a chemical fire
with water.
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It will only exacerbate
the flame, the dangerous flame."
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That was great, man. All
right, I'm out of here.
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Wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop, stop.
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Don't go anywhere.
I just need to find more colors.
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Let's do it six more times.
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Hey.
I just wanted to say
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that you woke up early
with the kids and let me sleep,
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and I really appreciate that.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate
that you appreciate that.
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So we had couples therapy.
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No shame in that.
Get it all out in the open.
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And we have homework.
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Yes, we are supposed to look
for every chance
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to acknowledge and appreciate
each other's sacrifices,
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because I need to appreciate
what Pam's been doing
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to run the house
while I'm in Philly.
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And we're also supposed
to speak our truths,
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because, if I had spoken
my truth earlier
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about not wanting
to move to Philly,
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then maybe we wouldn't have
had this opportunity
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- for couples therapy.
- Oh, we're supposed to call
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everything we don't want to do
opportunities.
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Heads up, everyone.
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If you really need something
from me today,
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let's get it done tomorrow.
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Carla Fern got me a gig.
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- Hey.
- Yeah.
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Who's Carla Fern?
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Who is Carla Fern?
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Well, wow.
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She's my agent
and my drill sergeant.
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And one of my best friends.
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Oh, and, Oscar,
I already figured out
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if I have to get emotional
in the film,
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I'm just gonna think about you
getting dumped by the Senator.
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Why don't you just use
your own life?
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Erin just dumped you.
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A little raw.
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Not cool, Oscar.
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- But you just--
- Not cool.
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Okay.
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Day two.
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Drama in the warehouse skies.
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This is Robert
from Weyerhammer Paper
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who will be joining us
to judge the final rounds.
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Who's pumped
for the quarterfinals, huh?
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I'm pumped.
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- Clark's a dead man.
- All right.
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Sounds like somebody wants
to walk away with this.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Wow.
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Nellie, you didn't tell us
we could win money.
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Oh, yes, I did.
I told you all.
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It was-- 'cause that's an awful
lot of money for me to forget.
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Not one of us remembers you
saying anything about $2,000.
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I forgot.
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I completely forgot.
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But at least now
that large piece of cardboard
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that man was carrying around
makes sense.
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Nellie, this is a competition.
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- Please take it seriously.
- Oh, please.
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Me?
Oh, I'm fine.
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I mean, sure, times are leaner
now that I'm separated
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from the Senator,
but my new studio apartment
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is just fine for me and Phillip
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and Tinkie and Crinklepuss
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and Bandit Two
and Pawlick Baggins
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and Lady Aragorn
and their ten kittens.
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Oh, my God.
Come here, come here.
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Come here, let's go.
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I had a chance with Dwight,
but I didn't take it.
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And, if I went back now,
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when I'm broke
and he just inherited a farm,
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I'd be one of those gold-digging
tramps you read about
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that try to bag a farmer.
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I offered myself to Angela,
and she turned me down.
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If she changes her mind,
the next move is hers.
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I'm with Esther now.
She's younger than Angela,
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sturdier,
more comfortable with the scent
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of a manured field.
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Let's be honest,
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when it came to manured fields,
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Angela was at best indifferent.
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Oh, wide wings, interesting.
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Hey! Why don't you back off?
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I mean, best of luck to you
in the competition.
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Growing up in an orphanage,
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you have to fight other kids
for everything--
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snacks, pillows, parents.
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I'm kind of worried about Pete
seeing that side of me.
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I once ripped Greedy Susan's
pigtail right off her head
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just for a handful of Crispix.
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Are you
in that paper documentary too?
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Yup.
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- You need an agent?
- No.
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I mean, you never acted
in anything before.
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He's just my entourage.
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I was in The Wiz in high school.
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That's the clicky-clacker.
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He clicks that,
and then the guy says, "action."
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Hey, I made 'em
get you a chair.
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All my clients sit.
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Can I take your picture?
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I guess it's starting.
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Um, yeah.
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Of course.
Yeah, sure.
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Tell you what.
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I'll put my arm around you,
and then I can take it--
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We just need a picture of the top of your
head in case we burn some of your hair off.
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Got it.
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Sorry.
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No, if you just keep
it down until...
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Okay.
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Okay, next up
we have two creatures
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great and small--
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Kevin versus Angela.
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Yes.
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Hey,
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that is a really nice plane.
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You make that yourself?
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- Uh-huh.
- Well, what am I thinking?
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Of course you made that
yourself,
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'cause it's in the rules
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that you have to fold
your own plane.
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Of course.
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Kevin, did you make that
yourself?
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Yes.
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In a way.
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From one that I bought
on Craigslist.
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- Oh, man.
- I call for a refold.
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No.
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- Really?
- You can't do that.
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Thank you.
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- This is flatter.
- It's a piece of paper.
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You fold it into an airplane.
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Okay, that's enough.
This is the end of the ream now.
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- You have to pick one.
- I can't.
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I love them all too much.
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And none of them fly.
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So that makes it harder.
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You have to choose one now.
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Fine.
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- Angela advances.
- Nice.
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Whoo!
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Was Dwight rooting for me?
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Hmm.
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I hadn't noticed.
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I'm not giving up.
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I am gonna keep making planes
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until one of 'em flies.
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Like Wilbur and Orville
Redenbacher.
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An Earl Grey tea for the lady.
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Oh, thank you.
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Um...
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I acknowledge and appreciate
that you went out of your way
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- to get me tea.
- Thank you.
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I like being appreciated.
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But, to speak my truth,
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it wasn't out of the way,
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'cause I felt like a tea anyway,
so one trip.
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Well, to speak my truth,
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I switched to coffee in March.
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There's a new espresso machine.
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But I still acknowledge
and appreciate the gesture.
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We are rolling, and action.
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This video is to demonstrate
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the HPRDC chemical handling
protocols.
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These protocols could save you
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from severe injury, even death.
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Okay, stop.
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Why are you smiling?
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I just made a character choice
to be a scientist
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who really likes what he does
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and enjoys his job.
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Okay, well,
maybe no smiling on this one.
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So how do you want--
how should I do it?
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I don't know. Just like you're
reporting the news or something. Okay?
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- Action.
- This video is to demonstrate
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the HPRDC chemical
handling protocols.
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It's Tom Brokaw, the newscaster.
Come on.
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- Who was that?
- Tom Brokaw.
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- Come on, Clark!
- Come on, Clark!
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- Whoa!
- Yeah!
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Oh, eat it, piggy.
Eat it.
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Oink oink oink oink.
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We still got to work together,
so we should keep it civil.
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I can't hear what you said.
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You get your slop?
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All right, you know what,
this is completely unnecessary.
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- You already won. Just stop.
- Erin.
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- Erin.
- What?
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- Relax.
- Next up we have Dwight
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- and Phyllis.
- You can do it, baby.
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No, you can't, baby.
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You're gonna choke.
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- Watch and learn.
- Wow.
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Oh wow.
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Whoa, Dwight defeats Phyllis.
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Dwight, you are through
to the semifinals.
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- Yes.
- All right.
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Oh, Esther,
258
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,765
- what are you--
- Hey.
259
00:10:45,857 --> 00:10:47,057
You're here early.
260
00:10:47,078 --> 00:10:48,620
Yeah, I plucked the chickens
extra fast,
261
00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:50,530
'cause I knew
I was seeing you tonight, so...
262
00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:52,033
there might just be
a little bit of feather
263
00:10:52,045 --> 00:10:53,782
in your nuggets
or just a little bit of meat
264
00:10:53,794 --> 00:10:55,021
inside of your pillow.
265
00:10:55,051 --> 00:10:56,624
I like a little feather
in my nuggets.
266
00:10:58,670 --> 00:10:59,953
All right,
ladies and gentlemen,
267
00:10:59,971 --> 00:11:02,665
we are now down
to the final four--
268
00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:04,210
Dwight, Erin,
269
00:11:04,235 --> 00:11:08,470
Angela, and, God only knows how,
but Toby.
270
00:11:08,582 --> 00:11:12,698
One of you will walk away
with $2,000.
271
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,403
Yeah
272
00:11:14,546 --> 00:11:17,327
Okay, here you have
just knocked over the beaker.
273
00:11:17,339 --> 00:11:19,264
The chemicals splashed
in your eye.
274
00:11:19,272 --> 00:11:21,196
- Which is insanely painful.
- Yeah.
275
00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:23,312
And I've already picked
a few childhood memories
276
00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:26,138
to tap into to really
express that pain.
277
00:11:26,168 --> 00:11:27,155
That's great.
278
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,943
So what you're gonna do then is come
over here to the eye washing station
279
00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:32,883
and then just kind of flush out
your eyes, you know,
280
00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:35,489
get the chemicals out,
all right?
281
00:11:36,382 --> 00:11:38,766
So I just lean over
this thing and then
282
00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:41,522
you'll add the water
special effect later?
283
00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,349
What water special effect?
284
00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:46,239
Yeah, just hold your
lids open with one hand
285
00:11:46,312 --> 00:11:48,863
and let the stream
bathe your eyeballs.
286
00:11:49,055 --> 00:11:50,387
Like that.
287
00:11:50,408 --> 00:11:53,220
I'm not comfortable
doing my own stunts.
288
00:11:53,898 --> 00:11:55,499
I'll get nude
if you want me to.
289
00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:57,618
I'll go full Lena Dunham,
but I--
290
00:11:57,636 --> 00:11:59,647
Dude, we don't need you
to go nude, okay?
291
00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:02,027
- Absolutely not.
- Just do the eyewash thing, okay?
292
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:04,494
That's all we're asking here.
293
00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:08,486
Darryl, what do I do?
294
00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:10,194
Hold up, I'm looking
at my spit in the microscope.
295
00:12:10,219 --> 00:12:13,532
They want me to use real water
in the eyewash scene.
296
00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:14,396
So?
297
00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:16,565
I can't squirt stuff
in my eyeball.
298
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,248
I've never even used
an eyedropper.
299
00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:20,553
So, Andy,
you saw how to use this?
300
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,702
You step on the pedal.
Water squirts in your eyes.
301
00:12:26,008 --> 00:12:28,055
Carla!
302
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:29,758
Carla!
303
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,352
It is time
for a little "T" and "A."
304
00:12:32,366 --> 00:12:35,224
I give you Toby and Angela.
305
00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:40,839
- Oh, my God!
- Wow!
306
00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:45,729
Oh, my God.
Okay, it's your turn.
307
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:53,749
Well, Angela is the winner.
308
00:12:53,786 --> 00:12:55,572
Yes.
309
00:12:57,997 --> 00:13:00,677
Is there a reason that we're
excited for that little woman?
310
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,202
Yes, I pity her.
311
00:13:02,226 --> 00:13:05,813
She was recently in a situation
where she could have had it all,
312
00:13:06,564 --> 00:13:08,448
and instead
she lost everything.
313
00:13:09,419 --> 00:13:10,570
Is she a gambler?
314
00:13:10,594 --> 00:13:13,654
In a way, but not in a
stand-up-and-cheer kind of way
315
00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:15,613
- like the song.
- Mm.
316
00:13:15,954 --> 00:13:17,744
That is sad.
317
00:13:18,454 --> 00:13:22,218
Andy, if you don't stick
your eyes in that machine,
318
00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:26,111
I'm gonna call every production
in Northeastern Pennsylvania.
319
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:28,304
You won't even make
an appearance
320
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:31,192
on a security camera.
321
00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:37,186
What's the holdup here?
322
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,488
The actor's crying.
323
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:41,341
Oh, God.
324
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,766
She yelled at me.
325
00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:51,310
I can't wash my eyeball.
I can't do that.
326
00:13:51,335 --> 00:13:52,421
I can't.
327
00:13:52,476 --> 00:13:54,477
Andy Bernard can't squirt
water in his eye
328
00:13:54,489 --> 00:13:56,774
and act like it
doesn't freak him out.
329
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,221
But you know who can?
330
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:03,004
Older male lab assistant
number one.
331
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,026
You believe in me?
332
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:07,845
I believe...
333
00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,313
I want to go home.
334
00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:17,055
Yeah!
Okay. Beat that.
335
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,437
Whoo!
336
00:14:25,506 --> 00:14:28,125
- Okay.
- Damn it!
337
00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:29,249
Damn it!
338
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:32,501
God-- sorry.
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
339
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,544
- Okay.
- I got mad.
340
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,375
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I don't like losing,
341
00:14:35,403 --> 00:14:36,587
Pete.
I just gotta--
342
00:14:36,621 --> 00:14:38,140
Sorry, I'm mad, Pete.
I'm mad.
343
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,252
I'm really mad. I wanted to win.
We were gonna win a lot of money.
344
00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:42,083
I was gonna buy you a sweater.
So this is stupid.
345
00:14:42,108 --> 00:14:43,657
It's just the whole
contest is stupid,
346
00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:46,041
- so it feels--
- Oh!
347
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,541
- Sorry, I'm mad.
- Okay.
348
00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:49,936
I don't like losing.
I thought I was going to win.
349
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,538
Okay, hey, hey, hey.
350
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,530
Sorry. Sorry.
351
00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,111
I'm gonna go upstairs
and just...
352
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,731
Oh, I made us a date to
take my mom out to dinner
353
00:14:58,756 --> 00:15:00,456
to thank her
for all that extra babysitting.
354
00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:02,488
Well, you know
how much I appreciate
355
00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:05,154
the opportunity to hang
out with your mom more,
356
00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:07,000
so let me just put this
in my calendar.
357
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,495
I acknowledge with gratitude
358
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,508
that you are being
kind and responsible enough
359
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,356
to include it in your calendar.
360
00:15:12,419 --> 00:15:14,746
Thank you.
Your mom is a treasure.
361
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,358
Well, I appreciate...
362
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:18,400
that some opportunities can be unpleasant--
- Sorry, it's work. Hold on one second.
363
00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:21,041
Hey, Wade, did Cole Hamels
call back or what?
364
00:15:21,731 --> 00:15:23,507
Great.
Good.
365
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:25,139
To speak my truth,
I'd appreciate it
366
00:15:25,163 --> 00:15:27,978
if you hung that up, 'cause we were
in the middle of a conversation.
367
00:15:31,743 --> 00:15:34,011
I appreciate the sacrifice.
368
00:15:35,251 --> 00:15:36,782
Okay, to speak my truth,
369
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,926
that was a little sarcastic.
370
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,217
I think that's a little unfair.
371
00:15:40,242 --> 00:15:41,409
Really?
372
00:15:41,435 --> 00:15:43,142
I've been putting the kids
to bed by myself
373
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,622
every night for months.
374
00:15:44,657 --> 00:15:46,632
And you had to miss
one phone call.
375
00:15:46,662 --> 00:15:49,025
Is that your truth, Jim?
That's really your truth?
376
00:15:49,756 --> 00:15:52,367
I guess I will swallow
my truth.
377
00:15:52,772 --> 00:15:54,323
Are you guys high?
378
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,072
Because, if so,
379
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:58,299
to speak my truth,
I would appreciate
380
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,837
the sacrifice of including me
381
00:16:00,915 --> 00:16:03,166
in some hits
off your kind buds.
382
00:16:03,202 --> 00:16:04,697
We're not high.
383
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:08,055
I wish we'd started
this exercise six months ago.
384
00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:11,111
My heart just feels so...
385
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:13,447
blocked up.
386
00:16:16,498 --> 00:16:20,762
The Mark 47
is ready for launch.
387
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,624
Less paste.
388
00:16:31,465 --> 00:16:35,463
Here we go.
Rolling and action.
389
00:16:42,054 --> 00:16:44,879
And cut.
We can fix the sound in post.
390
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,035
- Yeah.
- I can do a better one.
391
00:16:47,113 --> 00:16:50,007
- That's fine. We'll move on.
- I said I can do a better one.
392
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:53,978
- Darryl.
- Action.
393
00:17:06,514 --> 00:17:09,200
Kid can act.
394
00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:13,172
Yeah.
Yeah.
395
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,058
Each contestant
will throw two aeroplanes.
396
00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:18,281
After you.
397
00:17:18,293 --> 00:17:20,108
Thank you.
398
00:17:22,595 --> 00:17:24,503
Oh, God.
399
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:26,652
Angela's first throw--
400
00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,152
terrible.
401
00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:30,017
Dwight.
402
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,665
Oh!
Oh, man!
403
00:17:32,696 --> 00:17:34,787
It slipped out of my hand.
What a whiff.
404
00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:37,313
Ah, how'd that happen?
God.
405
00:17:37,944 --> 00:17:39,204
We want you to win.
406
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,812
Dwight told me
about your situation.
407
00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:42,837
It's such a pity.
408
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,730
Use the money wisely.
409
00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:46,812
Okay?
410
00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:49,031
Okay.
411
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,430
All right.
412
00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:57,236
Don't you dare tank this.
413
00:18:13,547 --> 00:18:14,722
And we have a winner.
414
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,157
And it's Dwight.
415
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,814
And it is everyone,
because this is over.
416
00:18:20,487 --> 00:18:22,104
2 grand, huh?
417
00:18:22,136 --> 00:18:25,138
I know a guy who can turn
that into $800.
418
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,716
And it's me.
419
00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:28,720
Well, I guess
you needed the money
420
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,812
more than me, huh?
421
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,727
Use it wisely.
422
00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:37,910
I was disappointed
in Dwight today.
423
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:40,264
He showed a weakness
that was unbecoming.
424
00:18:40,302 --> 00:18:42,570
Even if he did do it for me.
425
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:44,330
I don't need pity,
426
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,427
and I don't need charity.
427
00:18:46,529 --> 00:18:48,780
I have my dignity,
and that's enough.
428
00:18:48,815 --> 00:18:50,286
And, as long as I have that,
429
00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:52,370
I'll be okay.
430
00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:05,403
I know this was really weird,
431
00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:07,367
and it was really hard.
432
00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:10,402
But I think
we're making progress.
433
00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:13,975
So I'm really sorry
that I have to go, but
434
00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:16,559
let's keep at this.
435
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,991
Okay?
436
00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:19,847
Okay.
437
00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:02,413
Jim!
438
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:10,632
Thanks.
439
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,553
- All right, have a good trip. Bye
- Bye.
440
00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:17,795
Hey.
441
00:20:24,052 --> 00:20:25,986
I...
442
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:45,199
"Love suffers long and is kind.
443
00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:47,611
It is not proud.
444
00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:49,986
Love bears all things,
445
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,115
believes all things,
446
00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:56,659
hopes all things,
and endures all things.
447
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,309
Love never fails.
448
00:20:59,381 --> 00:21:01,312
And now these three remain...
449
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,244
faith, hope, and love.
450
00:21:05,596 --> 00:21:09,966
But the greatest of these
is love."
451
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,894
- I love you.
- I love you.
452
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:26,113
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