1 00:00:13,915 --> 00:00:16,850 [Applause] 2 00:00:16,918 --> 00:00:19,052 [Camera shutters snapping] 3 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,054 Quality of life is up 4 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,239 because crime in Santa Barbara is at an all-time low 5 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:26,126 due to the tireless efforts 6 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,755 of your Santa Barbara Police Department. 7 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:31,531 Correction: Seriously underfunded police department, 8 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,567 you eco-socialist moonbat. 9 00:00:33,635 --> 00:00:34,868 Gavin Channing is an awesome mayor. 10 00:00:34,936 --> 00:00:36,028 And people like trees, Carlton. 11 00:00:36,134 --> 00:00:38,769 I am honored to recognize Chief Karen Vick, 12 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:40,704 her dedicated officers, 13 00:00:40,772 --> 00:00:42,472 and the extraordinary Shawn Spencer 14 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:45,042 for their invaluable service to the community. 15 00:00:45,109 --> 00:00:49,346 [Applause] 16 00:00:49,414 --> 00:00:52,349 Please, stop. It's all too much. 17 00:00:52,417 --> 00:00:55,852 Thank you, mayor. 18 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,554 What is genius? 19 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,222 Can you bottle it? 20 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:02,893 Is it something you would even want to bottle? 21 00:01:05,029 --> 00:01:05,962 [Scoffs] Chief, I'm so sorry. 22 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:07,964 I'm such a jerk sometimes. 23 00:01:08,032 --> 00:01:11,268 Look at this, everyone. Isn't that nice? 24 00:01:11,335 --> 00:01:12,569 Oh-- 25 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:15,739 It is moments like this 26 00:01:15,807 --> 00:01:17,574 that make my second sight 27 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:19,209 and illustrious gift set 28 00:01:19,277 --> 00:01:20,744 so worthwhile. 29 00:01:20,812 --> 00:01:23,046 I believe it was EMF 30 00:01:23,114 --> 00:01:27,384 who first said, "You're unbelievable." 31 00:01:27,452 --> 00:01:28,652 If only I had known then 32 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:32,155 they were talking about me. 33 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:34,658 [Laughs] 34 00:01:34,725 --> 00:01:36,593 [Applause] 35 00:01:39,931 --> 00:01:43,100 That's why we need your help... 36 00:01:43,167 --> 00:01:45,669 Would you both excuse me for a moment? 37 00:01:47,572 --> 00:01:49,406 You have a gift, my friend. 38 00:01:49,474 --> 00:01:52,042 Oh, Gavin, we must find time to speak about my proposal. 39 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:53,743 Shawn, we legally can't remove 40 00:01:53,811 --> 00:01:55,479 the traffic lights and speed limit signs. 41 00:01:55,546 --> 00:01:57,013 - Not all of them. - Only the ones 42 00:01:57,081 --> 00:01:58,642 between your house and the Psych office. 43 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,050 That is correct, and there will be a speed limit. 44 00:02:00,118 --> 00:02:01,651 140 miles per hour. 45 00:02:01,719 --> 00:02:04,087 We will call it the super speed corridor. 46 00:02:04,155 --> 00:02:05,755 The autobahn of Santa Barbara. 47 00:02:05,823 --> 00:02:08,692 It is both inexpensive and simple. 48 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:11,228 That doesn't sound inexpensive or simple. 49 00:02:11,295 --> 00:02:12,362 Plus it goes through three schools. 50 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:13,430 Why do you hate progress? 51 00:02:13,498 --> 00:02:15,832 Guys, my wife Renee. 52 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:17,400 - Hello. - Oh. 53 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:21,338 - Are these people important? - Renee. 54 00:02:21,405 --> 00:02:22,806 - Buh-bye. - Oh. 55 00:02:22,874 --> 00:02:24,841 So brief. 56 00:02:24,909 --> 00:02:27,744 Mr. Mayor, the Sacramento contingent is here. 57 00:02:27,812 --> 00:02:29,346 Ah, wonderful. Have you guys met? 58 00:02:29,413 --> 00:02:31,481 Jason Straub, go-to staffer. 59 00:02:31,549 --> 00:02:33,316 You gave him credit for getting you reelected 60 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:35,218 after that water district flap last year. 61 00:02:35,286 --> 00:02:37,053 Wow, you really know your local politics. 62 00:02:37,121 --> 00:02:39,121 Well, you're right. He's a real star-in-the-making. 63 00:02:39,123 --> 00:02:40,557 Damn handy when fires need putting out. 64 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:42,325 Thank you, Mr. Mayor, but we really need 65 00:02:42,393 --> 00:02:43,633 to think about making our exit. 66 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:45,395 In a minute, J. Listen, Shawn, 67 00:02:45,463 --> 00:02:47,330 you always brighten my day whenever you come down here, 68 00:02:47,398 --> 00:02:49,466 and I wanted to offer up a little token. 69 00:02:49,534 --> 00:02:51,234 You're going to approve my chunnel to Catalina. 70 00:02:51,302 --> 00:02:53,036 I was thinking more along the lines of brunch at my place. 71 00:02:53,104 --> 00:02:54,404 After my surf tomorrow? 72 00:02:54,472 --> 00:02:55,972 Maybe around 10:00? 73 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,607 We'd love to see Juliet. 74 00:02:57,675 --> 00:02:58,875 We've really missed her since she worked for us 75 00:02:58,943 --> 00:03:00,277 - at City Hall. - I'm sure. 76 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:02,078 The thing with Juliet is-- 77 00:03:02,146 --> 00:03:03,580 I don't want to hear anything but you're engaged. 78 00:03:03,648 --> 00:03:05,015 [Laughs] 79 00:03:05,082 --> 00:03:06,249 I'll check her availability, mayor. 80 00:03:06,317 --> 00:03:07,651 I'm sure she misses you. 81 00:03:07,718 --> 00:03:10,420 Great. 82 00:03:10,488 --> 00:03:11,788 I'm available for brunch. 83 00:03:11,856 --> 00:03:13,657 You're available to suck it. 84 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:15,458 Man, I gotta go find Jules. 85 00:03:15,526 --> 00:03:16,993 - Yeah. - Shawn, no. 86 00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:18,328 Maybe you didn't hear me. 87 00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:20,130 I said there would be blintzes. 88 00:03:20,198 --> 00:03:21,498 Shawn, I'm not going to brunch 89 00:03:21,566 --> 00:03:22,399 at the mayor's house with you. 90 00:03:22,466 --> 00:03:23,934 We're broken up. 91 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:24,901 I thought we took a small step forward. 92 00:03:24,969 --> 00:03:26,469 Well, I thought we did too. 93 00:03:26,537 --> 00:03:28,838 And then I see you up there, 94 00:03:28,906 --> 00:03:31,274 just gloating in front of everyone. 95 00:03:31,342 --> 00:03:32,909 And it's a solid reminder of all the issues 96 00:03:32,977 --> 00:03:34,444 I have with you. 97 00:03:34,512 --> 00:03:35,912 It's just a charade. 98 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,180 Oh, come on, Jules. 99 00:03:37,248 --> 00:03:39,015 I was-- I was just playing around. 100 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:40,323 You know, we're gonna break 101 00:03:40,351 --> 00:03:41,685 his little mayor heart. 102 00:03:41,752 --> 00:03:43,954 He's a grown man. 103 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:45,422 I think he'll land on his feet. 104 00:03:50,261 --> 00:03:51,962 [Imitates explosion sound] 105 00:03:52,029 --> 00:03:54,931 [Over radio] Surf conditions are finally picking up 106 00:03:54,999 --> 00:03:56,533 to three-to-four feet after nothing 107 00:03:56,601 --> 00:03:58,702 but one-to-two-footers in the early morning hours. 108 00:03:58,769 --> 00:04:00,670 Why were we listening to the surf report? 109 00:04:00,738 --> 00:04:03,240 'Cause I want to bone up on the lingo, impress Channing. 110 00:04:03,307 --> 00:04:04,708 Boning up is not a thing, Shawn. 111 00:04:04,775 --> 00:04:06,209 Yeah, maybe not in Jamaica. 112 00:04:06,277 --> 00:04:07,777 Dude, stop crushing on the mayor. 113 00:04:07,845 --> 00:04:09,212 I'm not crushing on him. 114 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,880 I like him. 115 00:04:10,948 --> 00:04:12,115 I like his house, his car, 116 00:04:12,183 --> 00:04:13,917 his hair. 117 00:04:13,985 --> 00:04:15,185 I mean, the man has his own private beach 118 00:04:15,253 --> 00:04:16,186 with access to the best waves 119 00:04:16,254 --> 00:04:17,354 in Santa Barbara, Gus. 120 00:04:17,421 --> 00:04:18,688 Plus, he smells like Christmas. 121 00:04:18,756 --> 00:04:20,123 And, if he and I become surfing buddies, 122 00:04:20,191 --> 00:04:22,292 so be it. 123 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,894 [Indistinct radio chatter] 124 00:04:24,962 --> 00:04:26,529 Whoa! Whoa, hold up, hold up. 125 00:04:26,597 --> 00:04:29,633 What-- what happened here? 126 00:04:31,736 --> 00:04:35,005 Looks like you might need to get a new surfing buddy. 127 00:04:35,072 --> 00:04:36,806 Really? 128 00:04:36,874 --> 00:04:41,077 [ ♪ I Know You Know ♪ by The Friendly Indians ] 129 00:04:41,145 --> 00:04:44,814 ♪ 130 00:04:44,882 --> 00:04:46,116 ♪ In between the lines 131 00:04:46,183 --> 00:04:48,251 ♪ there's a lot of obscurity ♪ 132 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:50,220 ♪ I'm not inclined to resign 133 00:04:50,288 --> 00:04:51,454 ♪ to maturity ♪ 134 00:04:51,522 --> 00:04:53,323 ♪ If it's all right 135 00:04:53,391 --> 00:04:55,992 ♪ then you're all wrong 136 00:04:56,060 --> 00:05:00,063 ♪ but why bounce around to the same damn song? ♪ 137 00:05:00,131 --> 00:05:03,900 ♪ You'd rather run when you can't crawl ♪ 138 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:05,302 ♪ 139 00:05:05,369 --> 00:05:07,738 ♪ I know you know 140 00:05:07,905 --> 00:05:09,272 ♪ that I'm not telling the truth ♪ 141 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,441 ♪ I know you know 142 00:05:11,509 --> 00:05:13,243 ♪ they just don't have any proof ♪ 143 00:05:13,311 --> 00:05:14,377 ♪ Embrace the deception 144 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:15,445 ♪ learn how to bend 145 00:05:15,513 --> 00:05:17,903 ♪ your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end ♪ 146 00:05:18,128 --> 00:05:21,116 7x10 Santa Barbarian Candidate 147 00:05:21,117 --> 00:05:24,317 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com 148 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,500 It's ironic, if you ask me. 149 00:05:27,568 --> 00:05:28,968 He fought so hard to save the ocean, 150 00:05:29,003 --> 00:05:30,403 and then gets killed by it. 151 00:05:30,471 --> 00:05:31,971 Carlton, please. 152 00:05:32,039 --> 00:05:33,506 People are in a state of shock over this. 153 00:05:33,574 --> 00:05:36,075 He was surfing in a spot called "The Vortex." 154 00:05:36,143 --> 00:05:37,644 Pretty rough. I should know. 155 00:05:37,711 --> 00:05:39,512 That section has almost taken me out a couple times. 156 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:40,947 - You surf? - No. 157 00:05:41,015 --> 00:05:42,582 But I do a fair amount of nude sunbathing. 158 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:44,584 Occasionally, I have to go in, do a little rinse-off. 159 00:05:44,652 --> 00:05:46,853 The Vortex has rocks just beneath the surface. 160 00:05:46,921 --> 00:05:48,154 Yes. 161 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:50,223 Notice the jagged pattern here. Brutal. 162 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:52,225 I'm estimating he was in the water 163 00:05:52,293 --> 00:05:53,426 about four hours before he was found. 164 00:05:53,494 --> 00:05:54,727 Okay, then case closed. 165 00:05:54,795 --> 00:05:56,963 Killed by too much nature. Come on. 166 00:05:57,031 --> 00:05:59,032 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Four hours? 167 00:06:01,268 --> 00:06:04,170 Nothing but one-to-two-footers in the early morning hours. 168 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,638 That would have put him in the water 169 00:06:05,706 --> 00:06:07,006 - at what, like, 6:00 A.M.? - Mm-hmm. 170 00:06:07,074 --> 00:06:08,875 There were no waves at 6:00 A.M. 171 00:06:08,943 --> 00:06:11,678 Gus, pull up the surf report. 172 00:06:11,745 --> 00:06:14,147 He's right. There were no waves. 173 00:06:14,215 --> 00:06:17,116 Why would the mayor go surfing when there was no surf? 174 00:06:17,184 --> 00:06:19,686 That doesn't strike anyone as the slightest bit suspicious? 175 00:06:19,753 --> 00:06:21,087 Well, look. Everyone liked him, Shawn-- 176 00:06:21,155 --> 00:06:22,395 - Hmm. - But do you really think 177 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:23,690 that's enough for us to go on? 178 00:06:23,757 --> 00:06:25,191 - Sure. - Absolutely. 179 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,993 Tell you what. 180 00:06:27,061 --> 00:06:28,061 Let's drag King Neptune into interrogation room "B" 181 00:06:28,128 --> 00:06:30,363 and put the screws to him. 182 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:34,834 All right, here's the plan. 183 00:06:34,902 --> 00:06:37,022 We're gonna talk to Channing's right-hand man, Straub, 184 00:06:37,071 --> 00:06:39,038 see if he has any idea who might have had it out 185 00:06:39,106 --> 00:06:40,573 for his old boss. 186 00:06:40,641 --> 00:06:41,941 Hey. You with me? 187 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:43,576 You know, I can't believe 188 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:44,978 we're in Santa Barbara's corridors of power. 189 00:06:45,045 --> 00:06:46,746 - Not this thing-- - You know, Shawn, 190 00:06:46,814 --> 00:06:48,147 I could've made it in all the way to the White House. 191 00:06:48,215 --> 00:06:49,816 - Yeah. Maybe as an aide. - Of course. 192 00:06:49,884 --> 00:06:51,844 - Say, "Yes, Mr. President." - Yes, Mr. President. 193 00:06:51,852 --> 00:06:54,320 - Sorry, Charlie. - Man, you don't know. 194 00:06:54,388 --> 00:06:55,889 I'm just saying, I could've been 195 00:06:55,956 --> 00:06:57,457 - the black James Carville. - Who's that? 196 00:06:57,524 --> 00:06:58,791 The farmer from Babe? 197 00:06:58,859 --> 00:07:00,260 That's James Cromwell, Shawn. 198 00:07:00,327 --> 00:07:03,162 That'll do, Gus. That'll do. 199 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:05,031 Will you put that down? 200 00:07:05,099 --> 00:07:06,266 Let's just wait for Straub to get here and-- 201 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,735 [door opening] Pretty gorgeous, huh? 202 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:10,169 Ah, hey, man. Yeah. 203 00:07:10,237 --> 00:07:11,704 I almost snagged myself one of these 204 00:07:11,772 --> 00:07:14,240 in the claw crane game at Dave & Buster's, 205 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,742 but I think we all know that thing is rigged. 206 00:07:15,809 --> 00:07:18,378 Those are Mexican turquoise. 207 00:07:18,445 --> 00:07:20,046 Mayor Channing used to bring it back 208 00:07:20,114 --> 00:07:21,714 from his remote surf spots in Mexico 209 00:07:21,782 --> 00:07:23,483 and give them to people as gifts. 210 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:25,919 He was generous that way. 211 00:07:25,986 --> 00:07:27,353 Had a lot of friends. 212 00:07:27,421 --> 00:07:29,856 How about enemies? 213 00:07:29,924 --> 00:07:32,125 No, not really. 214 00:07:32,192 --> 00:07:34,360 I mean, that's what made him such an effective politician. 215 00:07:34,428 --> 00:07:35,828 Everybody loved him. 216 00:07:35,896 --> 00:07:37,397 We were just in the process 217 00:07:37,464 --> 00:07:39,432 of raising $50,000 to get us to Sacramento. 218 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,900 That's excessive. 219 00:07:40,968 --> 00:07:41,868 Sacramento's only 200 miles away. 220 00:07:41,936 --> 00:07:43,169 He wanted to be governor? 221 00:07:43,237 --> 00:07:44,971 What, by overspending on travel? 222 00:07:45,039 --> 00:07:47,707 No, we needed the 50 grand for an exploratory committee. 223 00:07:47,775 --> 00:07:48,574 Why did he need to raise the money? 224 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:50,276 Wasn't Channing loaded? 225 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:51,844 No, his wife is the wealthy one, 226 00:07:51,912 --> 00:07:53,947 and she doesn't like to part with her money. 227 00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:55,581 - Oh. - Speaking of parting, 228 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,750 I gotta get this place packed up for the new staff. 229 00:07:57,818 --> 00:08:00,086 - Wow, that quickly? - Yeah. 230 00:08:00,154 --> 00:08:02,689 Santa Barbara law states that the head of city council 231 00:08:02,756 --> 00:08:05,792 takes over in the event of the mayor's death. 232 00:08:05,859 --> 00:08:07,220 That means the new staff will be in 233 00:08:07,261 --> 00:08:08,695 by the end of the week, 234 00:08:08,762 --> 00:08:11,197 and I get to help during the transition. 235 00:08:11,265 --> 00:08:12,198 Speak of the devil. 236 00:08:12,266 --> 00:08:13,733 My apologies, gentlemen. 237 00:08:13,801 --> 00:08:15,969 - Was I interrupting something? - Nah. 238 00:08:16,036 --> 00:08:18,571 Tom, this is Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. 239 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:20,873 Guys, this is the city's new mayor, Tom Swagerty. 240 00:08:20,941 --> 00:08:22,709 Gentlemen, a pleasure. 241 00:08:22,776 --> 00:08:24,477 Listen, Jason, I know this is tough on all of us, 242 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,379 and I think it's admirable 243 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:28,314 that you're here helping the way you are. 244 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:29,615 Naturally, I don't think it's appropriate 245 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,351 to discuss business at this time, 246 00:08:31,418 --> 00:08:32,719 so I just came by here to give you these-- 247 00:08:32,786 --> 00:08:34,220 a few key objectives I'd like 248 00:08:34,288 --> 00:08:36,222 to get rolling on in the next couple of days 249 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:38,391 and an agenda for tomorrow night's council meeting. 250 00:08:38,459 --> 00:08:39,659 The first is a proposal for a new city motto. 251 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,094 Ooh. 252 00:08:41,161 --> 00:08:42,895 Might I suggest "Santa Barbara... 253 00:08:42,963 --> 00:08:45,965 "Stop for a pee, but stay for a lifetime"? 254 00:08:46,033 --> 00:08:48,134 Or how about this? 255 00:08:48,202 --> 00:08:49,635 "Santa Barbara: 256 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,971 This is where Rob Lowe humps it out." 257 00:08:52,039 --> 00:08:53,873 Hmm. You can suggest that. 258 00:08:53,941 --> 00:08:55,375 Good day. 259 00:08:57,544 --> 00:08:59,579 There's a vote to convert the wetlands 260 00:08:59,646 --> 00:09:01,414 - into an outdoor mall? - Yeah. 261 00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:03,683 I mean, Channing's been nixing the idea for years, 262 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,752 but the developer, Pacific Acquisitions, 263 00:09:05,819 --> 00:09:07,787 uses their influence to keep it alive. 264 00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:09,655 Hmm. 265 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,159 [Over TV] At Edgemont landing, 266 00:09:13,227 --> 00:09:14,994 experience premier comfort and design... 267 00:09:15,062 --> 00:09:16,329 [Sighs] Ooh. 268 00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:17,430 Gus, if we are ever an inch tall, 269 00:09:17,498 --> 00:09:18,731 we're living there. 270 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:19,999 You know that's right. 271 00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,734 - Hello, ma'am. - Hello. 272 00:09:21,802 --> 00:09:23,336 My name is Shawn Spencer. 273 00:09:23,404 --> 00:09:24,725 This is my partner, Bill Uvrights. 274 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:25,772 [Imitates gunshot] 275 00:09:25,839 --> 00:09:26,939 What was that? 276 00:09:27,007 --> 00:09:28,374 The right to bear arms. 277 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,909 You just shot her in the face. 278 00:09:29,977 --> 00:09:30,910 I wasn't aiming at her, Shawn. 279 00:09:30,978 --> 00:09:32,211 I was shadow-hunting. 280 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:33,679 We're here to see the boss. 281 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,048 Which boss? 282 00:09:35,115 --> 00:09:36,749 There are a lot of those around here. 283 00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:38,184 The big cheese. 284 00:09:38,252 --> 00:09:41,654 The poob grandier. 285 00:09:41,722 --> 00:09:43,356 I don't see your names on the schedule. 286 00:09:43,424 --> 00:09:44,690 What is this regarding? 287 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,159 Well, we are here to present 288 00:09:46,226 --> 00:09:48,361 a new version of the wetland project. 289 00:09:48,429 --> 00:09:51,798 - Please observe. - Wahhh... 290 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:55,868 - There's a cupcake. - Yes. 291 00:09:55,936 --> 00:09:58,304 That represents a 5,000-square-foot cupcake store 292 00:09:58,372 --> 00:10:00,339 called Complimentary Cupcakes. 293 00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:01,847 That means all the cupcakes are free. 294 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:04,377 What's that apple core supposed to be? 295 00:10:04,445 --> 00:10:07,346 Ooh, well, that is just an apple core. 296 00:10:07,414 --> 00:10:08,681 That's not supposed to be there, Bill. 297 00:10:08,749 --> 00:10:10,817 Boom. Now it's a rec center. 298 00:10:10,884 --> 00:10:13,152 [Chuckles] How do you like them apples? 299 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,887 [Laughter] Are you done? 300 00:10:14,955 --> 00:10:17,056 Ma'am, we will not be ignored. 301 00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:18,958 She's calling the boss. 302 00:10:19,026 --> 00:10:20,927 - I'm calling security. - What? 303 00:10:20,994 --> 00:10:23,229 I told you this was a stupid idea. 304 00:10:23,297 --> 00:10:26,999 Pick up, pick up. 305 00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:28,601 I'll be right back. 306 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:33,005 Shawn, we need to get out of here. 307 00:10:33,073 --> 00:10:36,509 - Would you hold on? - For what? 308 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,048 - Eh. - Hurry up! 309 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:52,658 Dude. Let's go. 310 00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:01,200 You're saying that Tom Swagerty killed the mayor? 311 00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:02,768 Shh. No, not me, chief. 312 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,137 The spirits are saying it. 313 00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:05,604 Well, if the spirits have any proof, 314 00:11:05,606 --> 00:11:06,506 we'd certainly like to hear it. 315 00:11:06,573 --> 00:11:07,773 Chief, 316 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,142 Swagerty is a majority owner 317 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,610 in a real estate development 318 00:11:10,677 --> 00:11:13,112 that mayor Channing vowed to oppose. 319 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:14,881 Swagerty kills Channing, tomorrow's city council vote 320 00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:18,384 goes in his favor, he makes millions. 321 00:11:18,452 --> 00:11:20,853 Okay, well, as compelling as your theory is, Mr. Spencer, 322 00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:22,755 I'm gonna need a little bit more 323 00:11:22,823 --> 00:11:23,856 than circumstantial evidence before I tell 324 00:11:23,924 --> 00:11:25,005 the people of Santa Barbara 325 00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:26,959 that their mayor was murdered. 326 00:11:27,027 --> 00:11:28,628 This makes total sense. Think about it. 327 00:11:28,695 --> 00:11:30,296 It's the same motive as the biblical tale 328 00:11:30,297 --> 00:11:31,697 of the very first murder-- brother kills brother 329 00:11:31,765 --> 00:11:33,933 over multi-use retail and residential space. 330 00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:35,201 What version of the Bible are you reading? 331 00:11:35,269 --> 00:11:37,870 - The new Rick James version. - Okay. 332 00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:40,139 Chief, unless Spencer has any other theories, 333 00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:41,407 can I go ahead and tell Woody to officially rule 334 00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:43,109 Channing's death an accident? 335 00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:44,177 Yes. 336 00:11:44,244 --> 00:11:45,344 Thank you. 337 00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:49,215 Sorry, Mr. Spencer. 338 00:11:50,817 --> 00:11:52,718 This just sucks. 339 00:11:52,786 --> 00:11:53,986 In four days, Swagerty's gonna be 340 00:11:54,054 --> 00:11:55,888 - both mayor and a murderer. - Yup. 341 00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:57,590 You know the worst part of this? 342 00:11:57,658 --> 00:11:59,559 Once Swagerty becomes mayor, he'll have control 343 00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:00,893 over the police department. 344 00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:02,295 I guarantee you he'll make sure 345 00:12:02,362 --> 00:12:03,563 they don't look into Channing's murder. 346 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:04,597 How could he get away with that? 347 00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:06,332 It's all in the bylaws. 348 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,768 Dude, you stole the bylaws from Channing's office? 349 00:12:08,835 --> 00:12:10,269 There's nothing in the bylaws 350 00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,771 that says it's illegal to steal bylaws, Shawn. 351 00:12:11,838 --> 00:12:13,506 Really? Is there anything in the bylaws 352 00:12:13,574 --> 00:12:16,809 that says... [Snores] 353 00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:18,311 Seriously, man. 354 00:12:18,378 --> 00:12:19,946 We got to figure out a way to keep Swagerty 355 00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:21,347 out of office long enough 356 00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:22,815 to build a solid case against him. 357 00:12:22,883 --> 00:12:25,651 Wait a second. Wait a second. 358 00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:27,286 I can't believe I never thought of this. 359 00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:28,721 Gus, I've got news. 360 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,189 Guys have been manscaping for years. 361 00:12:30,257 --> 00:12:33,459 What? Listen, Shawn. Look. Right here. 362 00:12:33,527 --> 00:12:34,961 It says the head of the city council 363 00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:36,796 will automatically succeed the mayor 364 00:12:36,863 --> 00:12:38,531 unless challenged by another candidate, 365 00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:41,067 in which case a special election must be held. 366 00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:42,535 Boom. 367 00:12:42,603 --> 00:12:43,924 So we just need another candidate. 368 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,838 Yup. 369 00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:55,748 And so it is with that same sense of pride 370 00:12:55,816 --> 00:13:00,853 and a renewed hope for unbound glory 371 00:13:00,921 --> 00:13:02,855 that I, Shawn Spencer, 372 00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:05,825 do hereby declare my candidacy 373 00:13:05,892 --> 00:13:09,629 for the office of mayor. 374 00:13:09,696 --> 00:13:12,298 [Applause] 375 00:13:14,534 --> 00:13:15,968 [Deranged laughter] 376 00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,570 [Thud, mic feedback] 377 00:13:17,638 --> 00:13:18,704 Gus, I'm not even sure this thing is on. 378 00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:22,041 We heard you loud and clear. 379 00:13:22,109 --> 00:13:23,909 [Mic feedback] 380 00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:29,676 Now, Shawn, it's very important 381 00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:32,012 that your first TV interview is a success. 382 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,847 Don't worry, it will be, 383 00:13:33,915 --> 00:13:36,016 as long as they film me from one of my 27 good sides. 384 00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:37,351 I drew up a list of topics 385 00:13:37,418 --> 00:13:38,517 for you to familiarize yourself with-- 386 00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:40,654 unemployment rates, crime statistics, 387 00:13:40,722 --> 00:13:42,623 - labor issues. - Hmm. 388 00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:44,324 Thanks, Wendy. 389 00:13:44,392 --> 00:13:46,426 - She used to be a candy striper. - Really? 390 00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:47,894 No, but that would have been a fun thing. 391 00:13:47,962 --> 00:13:49,630 - What? - This is nice. Thanks, man. 392 00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:52,132 No. No, no, no. 393 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,433 Barack and Michelle got slammed in the press 394 00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,135 after doing that in public. 395 00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:57,037 We'll stick to culturally neutral salutations 396 00:13:57,105 --> 00:13:58,572 until we see some polling. 397 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,641 Dude, I think you can afford 398 00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,876 to rove it down a notch. 399 00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:04,265 We're not trying to win, remember? 400 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,178 We're just trying to keep a killer 401 00:14:05,246 --> 00:14:06,446 from taking over the city. 402 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,115 I know, Shawn, 403 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,583 but you still don't want to look ridiculous. 404 00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:11,118 They may ask you the tough questions. 405 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,253 - Food carts? - You plan to have a food cart 406 00:14:13,321 --> 00:14:15,088 on every corner by the end of your mandate. 407 00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,124 - Yes, I do. - Now, listen, Shawn. 408 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,393 You have to remember the rule. 409 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:22,229 You never, never answer the question they asked you. 410 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,565 - Only answer the question... - I wish they had asked me. 411 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,635 My man. 412 00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:35,375 What would make you effective as an elected official? 413 00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:37,544 In two words, approachability. 414 00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:39,046 My door will always be open. 415 00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:41,248 And I want the citizens of Santa Barbara 416 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,650 to feel comfortable marching through that door 417 00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:46,086 and telling me about the issues that matter to them, 418 00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:49,589 and the issues that matter to their pets. 419 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:53,760 Mr. Spencer, as you know, the city 420 00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:57,197 has been recently dipping into its cash reserves to close 421 00:14:57,265 --> 00:15:00,000 an estimated $26 million general fund deficit. 422 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,369 - [Whistles] - If elected, how do you propose 423 00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:04,071 to close this gap? 424 00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:09,509 [Exhales] Well, that is an outstanding question, 425 00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:10,677 [enunciates gutturally] Josephina. 426 00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,012 Am I saying that correctly? 427 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,381 - No. - The answer is simple. 428 00:15:14,449 --> 00:15:19,720 My least favorite is the black jelly bean, 429 00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:22,789 and I'm not just saying that because it's black. 430 00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:25,659 Believe me, some of my best friends 431 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:27,494 are black jelly beans. 432 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,996 But, if I wanted to be eating licorice, 433 00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:32,232 why would I reach for a jelly bean? 434 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,367 You feel me? I suspect you do. 435 00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,703 And here's a free golden nugget. 436 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,872 I also vow to protect our fine city 437 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,541 from invaders to the north 438 00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,944 and the west, and I will only use 439 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:48,281 the fundamentals of traditional Brazilian jiu-jitsu. 440 00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:51,651 Boom. Follow-through. 441 00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:53,153 Boom. Rain dance. 442 00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:56,056 That's from Along Came Polly. 443 00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:59,693 - Stay with us. - Idiot. 444 00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:04,598 You looked like a complete lunatic, Shawn. 445 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,833 After that, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person 446 00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:08,502 in Santa Barbara that's gonna vote for you. 447 00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:10,604 Perfect. That means I've got the black vote. 448 00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:12,672 [Telephone rings] 449 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,260 Psych office and campaign headquarters. 450 00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:16,009 Shawn. Just saw your interview. 451 00:16:16,077 --> 00:16:18,078 Kudos. Finally, someone who speaks 452 00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:19,780 to the issues I care about. 453 00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:22,082 Listen, I have news on the Channing case. 454 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:25,085 Usually when I inspect lacerations of surfers 455 00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:26,553 who eat it at the Vortex, 456 00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:27,921 I find, you know, little bits of coral 457 00:16:27,989 --> 00:16:29,589 and rock in the wounds. 458 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:30,957 Channing's is clean. It's not right. 459 00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:33,360 Damn it, I knew it. 460 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,988 And I found gray hairs in his wetsuit. 461 00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:38,331 Preliminary tests reveal they're not his. 462 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:40,367 That you're here helping the way you are. 463 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,636 Woody, you complete me. 464 00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:45,105 The gray hairs. It's Swagerty's, isn't it? 465 00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:47,240 I'll give you a hint: Yes. 466 00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:48,875 You do understand how hints work, right? 467 00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:50,610 [Door opens, closes] 468 00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,045 Straub. 469 00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:53,413 What are you doing here, man? 470 00:16:53,481 --> 00:16:54,681 I saw your interview, and I'd like 471 00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:55,989 to assist you in your campaign. 472 00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:57,217 And why would you want to do that? 473 00:16:57,285 --> 00:16:58,685 Because, like you, 474 00:16:58,753 --> 00:16:59,986 I don't want Swagerty to be mayor. 475 00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:01,888 - I don't trust him. - Neither do we. 476 00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,824 That's what I just said. 477 00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,592 Here's the thing, Straub. 478 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:08,929 Shawn already has a campaign manager: Me. 479 00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:10,697 And I've already got all the bases covered. 480 00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:13,500 Really? So you've covered all potential scandals? 481 00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,569 - 100%. - What about this? 482 00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,971 [Laughs] 483 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:19,739 A mustache is very mayoral. 484 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:22,142 Plus Franco Nero. 485 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,578 Look, first we need to work on your image. 486 00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,247 The public sees you as a glib, flaky, overindulgent adolescent 487 00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:30,483 who spends way too much time with his best friend. 488 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,652 I'm not glib. What's glib? 489 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,754 - You. - Shawn, with my help, 490 00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:37,157 we actually have an outside shot of winning this thing. 491 00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:39,226 It's not gonna be easy, especially in light 492 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:41,661 - of the Abby Sheldon incident. - Who's that? 493 00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,530 Swagerty's late fiancee. 494 00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:46,333 She tragically fell at home about two months ago and died. 495 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,269 It makes him very sympathetic in the public's mind. 496 00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:50,971 - He's so lucky. - Shawn. 497 00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:53,039 Let me get you the exposure you need, 498 00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:54,374 and you can beat him on your own terms. 499 00:17:54,442 --> 00:17:57,043 I like the sound of this very much. 500 00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:59,813 Straub, consider yourself my new campaign manager. 501 00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:01,848 - Co-campaign manager. - Whatever. 502 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,384 Excellent. We'll start by having you 503 00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:06,019 go to the founders' gala tomorrow. 504 00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,822 - [Giggles] He said "gala." - I heard him, Shawn. 505 00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:10,056 All the big players in town will be there, 506 00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,224 plus the media. 507 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:12,826 Now, the voters like a candidate 508 00:18:12,894 --> 00:18:14,227 who's in a stable relationship, 509 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,296 so you're gonna need to bring a date. 510 00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:18,698 That's going to be a little difficult. 511 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:21,902 Well, maybe not. 512 00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:33,280 I've arrived. [Laughs] 513 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:34,681 I'm here for you. 514 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,090 You really do look beautiful, by the way. 515 00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,625 Thank you, but remember, I'm here 516 00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:47,193 for the same reasons you are. 517 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:48,895 What? You're running for mayor? 518 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,923 To investigate Swagerty based on the new evidence. 519 00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:52,232 That's it. Got it? 520 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,034 Got it. I couldn't agree more. 521 00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:58,605 - Good. - Just standard investigating. 522 00:18:58,673 --> 00:19:01,041 Scoping out clues and leads, 523 00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:03,476 and possibly kissing. 524 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,278 How are you? Good to see you. 525 00:19:05,346 --> 00:19:07,580 A lot of stuff to do in a little amount of time, 526 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:08,949 so stay focused. 527 00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:10,350 As soon as you get the chance, 528 00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:11,785 that's our host, Andrew Hobbs. 529 00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:14,020 He has a yacht and loves deep-sea fishing. 530 00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:16,656 Got it. Hobbs, fat, likes to murder fish. 531 00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,024 And that is Leecy Davis. 532 00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:19,426 Very deep pockets. 533 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,360 She also has a weakness for young men 534 00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:21,494 playing volleyball-- 535 00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,229 - shirtless. - All right. 536 00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:25,165 I'll be ready with all my best C. Tommy Howell quotes 537 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,933 from Side Out. 538 00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,001 Watch out for the stuffed mushroom appetizers. 539 00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,436 It's a scam job. 540 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:30,971 It looks like there's sausage inside, 541 00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:33,139 but it's really all vegetables. 542 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:35,275 - That is outrageous. - Damn it. 543 00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:36,643 Swagerty's soaking up the press 544 00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:38,611 with shots with his daughter. 545 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,180 You have to get in there, steal that spotlight. 546 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,781 You don't have to say that twice. 547 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,883 Remember to grab the hair. 548 00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,452 Not yours. Swagerty's. 549 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:48,188 Right. We gotta connect him to the murder. 550 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,759 My daughter Nicole. Straight-"A" student. 551 00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,267 Honey, there's Uncle Judd over there. 552 00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:55,428 Why don't you go say hello to him for me? 553 00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:57,263 [Clapping] Huh? 554 00:19:57,331 --> 00:20:00,133 Congratulations on your candidacy, Shawn. 555 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,835 Congrats on the spinach in your teeth. 556 00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,471 You are going down. 557 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,339 "Going down"? Seriously? 558 00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:08,308 Are we talking about the election? 559 00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,776 Negative. Where were you the night 560 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:12,445 before Channing's body was found? 561 00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,247 Not that it's any of your business, 562 00:20:14,315 --> 00:20:16,549 but I was at my daughter's violin recital. 563 00:20:16,617 --> 00:20:19,185 - What about the morning of? - She had soccer practice. 564 00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:20,854 What are you getting at? 565 00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:23,323 Uh, why do you hate art and homeless animals? 566 00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:24,958 Are you telling me you think Channing was killed? 567 00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:26,526 I don't know. Was he? 568 00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:28,561 I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. 569 00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:29,863 I liked Channing. 570 00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:30,997 I had nothing to do with his death. 571 00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:33,033 - Mm-hmm. - Hey! 572 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:36,102 [Exclaims and laughs] 573 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,304 [Shutters snapping furiously] 574 00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:40,273 "Summer just got a little bit hotter." 575 00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:41,975 Did you guys get that? 576 00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:46,046 Side out. C. Tommy Howell. 577 00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:53,053 Ladies and gentlemen, 578 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,954 before we continue with the festivities, 579 00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:56,823 I'd like to take this time to acknowledge 580 00:20:56,891 --> 00:20:59,559 our late, great mayor, Mr. Gavin Channing, 581 00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:02,195 who was taken from us far, far too soon. 582 00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:05,398 He was a principled politician and a great friend, 583 00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,801 and we will truly miss him. 584 00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,302 To Gavin Channing. 585 00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:11,871 Hear, hear. 586 00:21:23,651 --> 00:21:24,584 You want to dance? 587 00:21:24,652 --> 00:21:25,752 [Applause] 588 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,020 - No. - Good. 589 00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:29,289 Thank God. Neither do I. 590 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:32,826 But it seems like it's a necessary part 591 00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:34,694 of this investigation. 592 00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:36,296 I got to stay in this race. 593 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,932 Right now, Swags is stealing all my thunder. 594 00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:41,868 Well, too bad for you you don't dance. 595 00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:44,771 Yeah, too bad. 596 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,921 When we went to take the dance class, 597 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,623 you said you had shin splints. 598 00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:06,526 Not entirely true. 599 00:22:06,594 --> 00:22:08,755 I went to the Montecito Scottish Ventriloquist Festival 600 00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:10,130 with Gus. 601 00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:12,065 I felt so guilty about lying to you 602 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:14,601 that I went back and took that dance class 603 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,735 all by myself. 604 00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,437 You did? 605 00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:19,806 They say it's all about your connection 606 00:22:19,874 --> 00:22:21,708 with your partner. If you have the right partner, 607 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,877 there's nothing you can't do. 608 00:22:27,348 --> 00:22:29,015 [Applause] Where was this Shawn Spencer 609 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,150 when we were dating? 610 00:22:30,217 --> 00:22:32,051 He's right here. 611 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,591 Jules. 612 00:22:40,227 --> 00:22:42,095 [Sighs] 613 00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:48,568 [Exhales] 614 00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:54,741 Jules. 615 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,342 Come on. 616 00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:57,877 You cannot pretend 617 00:22:57,945 --> 00:22:59,585 that you don't still have feelings for me. 618 00:22:59,647 --> 00:23:00,813 It does not make for very good theater. 619 00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:03,616 Well, I won't pretend, Shawn, 620 00:23:03,684 --> 00:23:05,185 because I do. 621 00:23:05,252 --> 00:23:06,853 But I also can't pretend 622 00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:08,855 that I can trust you. Can't you see that? 623 00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:12,559 Jules, sweetheart, you can trust me, okay? 624 00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:15,995 Look, I lied. I lied about being a psychic, 625 00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:19,332 and that probably accounts for thousands of lies 626 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,467 that I have told you since we've worked together, 627 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:24,103 and, the worst part is, nobody believed in me 628 00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:25,672 more than you. 629 00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,106 You always had my back 630 00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:29,509 when nobody else would. 631 00:23:29,577 --> 00:23:32,145 I feel so horrible about that. 632 00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:35,215 I need you to understand 633 00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:37,784 you are on the hook until you make it 634 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,286 so that I don't have to lie for you anymore. 635 00:23:40,354 --> 00:23:42,121 It's very simple. 636 00:23:42,189 --> 00:23:45,525 You have to tell the chief. 637 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:52,966 No, Jules, that's not gonna happen. 638 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:54,667 That's not gonna happen, because, if I do that, 639 00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:56,402 then all of this goes away, all of it. 640 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:57,737 And with it goes the good. 641 00:23:57,805 --> 00:24:00,540 All the lives that I have saved, 642 00:24:00,608 --> 00:24:03,876 the lives that I've improved. 643 00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,511 This is--this is what I have, Jules. 644 00:24:05,579 --> 00:24:07,213 This is how I do good. 645 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:11,017 Not for everyone. 646 00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:19,959 Hey, Swags, 647 00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:22,595 no hard feelings, okay? 648 00:24:22,663 --> 00:24:25,031 Ow! 649 00:24:25,099 --> 00:24:27,734 What the hell? 650 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:33,840 Okay. Thanks, Woodman. 651 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:36,843 Guess what? Swagerty's alibi checked out. 652 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,311 And here's the worst news-- 653 00:24:38,379 --> 00:24:40,346 he took the wetlands vote off the agenda. 654 00:24:40,414 --> 00:24:42,248 I'm not so sure he's our guy anymore. 655 00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,050 Yeah, he's definitely not our guy. 656 00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:45,852 Woody just confirmed that the gray hair they found 657 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,054 on Channing's body did not belong to Swagerty. 658 00:24:48,122 --> 00:24:50,189 There goes our theory. What now? 659 00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:52,125 First, I drop out of the race immediately. 660 00:24:52,192 --> 00:24:53,626 The best man gets to be mayor. 661 00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:55,528 We find ourselves another suspect. 662 00:24:55,596 --> 00:24:56,796 No harm, no foul. 663 00:24:56,864 --> 00:24:58,197 It's like modern war. 664 00:24:58,265 --> 00:24:59,198 You did it, Shawn. 665 00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:01,634 You killed it at the gala. 666 00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:03,142 The buzz is you're crushing Swagerty. 667 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,505 So I took a straw poll up and down state street 668 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,806 - of potential votes. - And? 669 00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:08,546 You're gonna be mayor. 670 00:25:20,099 --> 00:25:22,667 Are you saying that Spencer might actually win this thing? 671 00:25:22,735 --> 00:25:24,869 Oh, my God. The Mayans were right. 672 00:25:24,937 --> 00:25:26,104 That's it. I'm gonna have to move. 673 00:25:26,172 --> 00:25:27,138 There's no other solution. 674 00:25:27,206 --> 00:25:28,573 Will you guys calm down? 675 00:25:28,641 --> 00:25:29,881 Shawn is not going to be mayor. 676 00:25:29,942 --> 00:25:31,409 It's just for the investigation. 677 00:25:31,477 --> 00:25:33,318 These things have a way of snowballing, Guster. 678 00:25:33,379 --> 00:25:35,814 One day, he's mayor, the next, his face is on our currency. 679 00:25:35,881 --> 00:25:36,915 I can't believe I'm going to have 680 00:25:36,983 --> 00:25:38,750 to assassinate a public figure. 681 00:25:38,818 --> 00:25:39,985 You know, when he was ten years old, 682 00:25:40,052 --> 00:25:41,519 he ran for office on the promise 683 00:25:41,587 --> 00:25:43,355 he'd build a thunderdome in the schoolyard? 684 00:25:43,422 --> 00:25:47,359 I can't imagine what that idiot's got planned now. 685 00:25:47,426 --> 00:25:48,927 That is an excellent question, Tina. 686 00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:51,796 It's essentially a giant cage-like structure, 687 00:25:51,864 --> 00:25:55,367 an arena where conflict can be solved in a public forum. 688 00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:58,837 My administration will be all about transparency, 689 00:25:58,904 --> 00:26:00,905 hot dog wieners of unusual lengths, 690 00:26:00,973 --> 00:26:04,542 - and gladiatorial justice. - Spencer! 691 00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:06,144 Get your ass in here! 692 00:26:06,212 --> 00:26:07,646 That guy will not be here 693 00:26:07,713 --> 00:26:09,034 when I am running this department. 694 00:26:09,081 --> 00:26:12,183 I'm going to ask you this calmly. 695 00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:13,785 Are you insane? 696 00:26:13,853 --> 00:26:16,054 Oh, come on, you guys. 697 00:26:16,122 --> 00:26:18,556 It's not like I'm actually going to be mayor. 698 00:26:18,624 --> 00:26:20,458 For more than two terms. 699 00:26:20,526 --> 00:26:22,093 I'm just gonna make a few sweeping changes 700 00:26:22,161 --> 00:26:23,962 here at the department, and then I'm out of here. 701 00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:26,164 Oh, Lassie, relax. 702 00:26:26,232 --> 00:26:28,299 I'm gonna withdraw. Swagerty's clean. 703 00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:29,567 And the best man for the job. 704 00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:31,036 Your disloyalty disheartens me-- 705 00:26:31,103 --> 00:26:32,804 is what I would say if I was still running. 706 00:26:32,872 --> 00:26:34,873 But I'm not. 707 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:36,508 As much as it pains me to say, Shawn, 708 00:26:36,575 --> 00:26:38,610 you can't withdraw. Not now. 709 00:26:38,678 --> 00:26:40,111 You're in the public eye, kid. 710 00:26:40,179 --> 00:26:42,747 If you bail, it's gonna raise questions 711 00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:44,416 and subject you to a little more scrutiny 712 00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:46,117 than I think you want. 713 00:26:46,185 --> 00:26:48,319 Right, well, in that case, 714 00:26:48,387 --> 00:26:50,622 we should probably ease up on the reins a bit. 715 00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:52,424 You know, come up with a way to subtly throw this thing. 716 00:26:52,491 --> 00:26:54,159 I can fix that. 717 00:26:54,226 --> 00:26:55,727 Great. Gus, you are rehired 718 00:26:55,795 --> 00:26:57,595 as my solo campaign manager. 719 00:26:57,663 --> 00:26:59,164 You'll have to figure out a way to make me seem 720 00:26:59,231 --> 00:27:00,631 less desirable, which won't be easy. 721 00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:02,300 I can fix that. 722 00:27:02,368 --> 00:27:04,869 Here's the question. 723 00:27:04,937 --> 00:27:07,038 If Swagerty didn't kill Channing, then who did? 724 00:27:07,106 --> 00:27:09,407 I mean, who else had motive? 725 00:27:11,544 --> 00:27:12,877 Those are Mexican turquoise. 726 00:27:12,945 --> 00:27:14,813 He used to bring them 727 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,114 from his remote surf spots in Mexico 728 00:27:16,182 --> 00:27:17,248 and give 'em to people as gifts. 729 00:27:17,316 --> 00:27:19,417 What is genius? 730 00:27:19,485 --> 00:27:21,052 Can you bottle it? 731 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,421 Is it something you would even want to bottle? 732 00:27:23,489 --> 00:27:25,623 He was a principled politician 733 00:27:25,691 --> 00:27:26,958 and a great friend. 734 00:27:27,026 --> 00:27:28,059 To Gavin Channing. 735 00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:30,361 His wife! 736 00:27:30,429 --> 00:27:33,598 I am sensing that Channing was a player! 737 00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,366 That he cheated on his wife willy-nilly, 738 00:27:35,434 --> 00:27:36,868 and the Spencers do not use 739 00:27:36,936 --> 00:27:38,703 the term "willy-nilly" Willy-nilly. 740 00:27:38,771 --> 00:27:40,271 - No, we don't. - Wait a minute. 741 00:27:40,339 --> 00:27:42,741 Woody found a gray hair on Channing's body. 742 00:27:42,808 --> 00:27:43,942 She's not gray. 743 00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:49,080 Are these people important? 744 00:27:49,148 --> 00:27:52,383 Only her stylist knows that for sure. 745 00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:58,890 Ah! Ah! [Moans] 746 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:02,393 Whoa. Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho. 747 00:28:02,461 --> 00:28:04,896 Hello, Renee. 748 00:28:04,964 --> 00:28:07,465 Shawn. I didn't know you rode. 749 00:28:07,533 --> 00:28:11,636 It's just about all we do in my hometown of Snowy River. 750 00:28:11,704 --> 00:28:13,104 It helps me find clarity. 751 00:28:13,172 --> 00:28:14,439 As a matter of fact, 752 00:28:14,507 --> 00:28:16,441 I'm getting some right now. 753 00:28:16,509 --> 00:28:19,210 Are you? Fascinating. 754 00:28:19,278 --> 00:28:20,578 What I'm getting is that your husband 755 00:28:20,646 --> 00:28:24,215 had a little problem with monogamy! 756 00:28:24,283 --> 00:28:26,851 - Wait, Lightning! - Well, now, you just unearthed 757 00:28:26,919 --> 00:28:28,853 the worst-kept secret in Santa Barbara. 758 00:28:28,921 --> 00:28:31,156 Yes, Gavin was incorrigible. 759 00:28:31,223 --> 00:28:32,924 Seabiscuit, stop, stop. 760 00:28:32,992 --> 00:28:36,995 It was one of his best qualities, really. 761 00:28:37,062 --> 00:28:39,330 We'd been living apart for some time. 762 00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:41,078 I guess you could say our marriage was a... 763 00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:43,001 Sham? Hyah! 764 00:28:43,068 --> 00:28:45,136 A career move. 765 00:28:45,204 --> 00:28:48,173 White Chocolate. I don't know the horse's name. 766 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,809 [Chuckles] 767 00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:52,110 And that didn't bother you at all? 768 00:28:52,178 --> 00:28:53,845 - No. - Mrs. Channing, 769 00:28:53,913 --> 00:28:54,946 I'm ready for you. 770 00:28:55,014 --> 00:28:56,781 In a moment, Antonio. 771 00:28:56,849 --> 00:28:59,517 Hyah! 772 00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:01,619 Let's just say that Gavin and I 773 00:29:01,687 --> 00:29:03,621 had an understanding. 774 00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:06,558 Let's cut to the chase here, Renee. 775 00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:08,726 A gray hair was found on your husband's body. 776 00:29:08,794 --> 00:29:11,362 The same gray hair you used to have before you colored it. 777 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:13,164 I know you were there the night he died. 778 00:29:13,232 --> 00:29:14,799 Yes, I was with him. 779 00:29:14,867 --> 00:29:17,101 But I didn't kill him. 780 00:29:17,169 --> 00:29:19,404 We slept together. 781 00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:22,006 That is disgusting. And rich. 782 00:29:22,074 --> 00:29:23,708 Why would you do that? 783 00:29:23,776 --> 00:29:26,244 Well, I wanted to get something for my 50 grand. 784 00:29:26,312 --> 00:29:30,148 We needed the 50 grand for an exploratory committee. 785 00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:32,183 'Cause, even though he was a terrible husband, 786 00:29:32,251 --> 00:29:34,118 he was a great lover, 787 00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:36,554 and would have been a fabulous governor. 788 00:29:36,622 --> 00:29:39,657 I really wanted to make love in that mansion... 789 00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:41,826 with Antonio. 790 00:29:41,894 --> 00:29:43,862 [Giggles] 791 00:29:43,929 --> 00:29:46,698 Well, I'm bored. 792 00:29:46,765 --> 00:29:47,966 [Horse neighs] 793 00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:49,634 Come on. 794 00:29:54,406 --> 00:29:55,974 [Horse whinnies] [Exclaims] 795 00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,609 All I'm saying is that showing me passed out 796 00:29:57,676 --> 00:29:58,843 surrounded by beer cans 797 00:29:58,911 --> 00:30:00,411 is not exactly my idea 798 00:30:00,479 --> 00:30:01,846 of a nuanced photo. 799 00:30:01,914 --> 00:30:03,314 Well, if you hated that, 800 00:30:03,382 --> 00:30:05,049 you're not gonna like this commercial. 801 00:30:05,117 --> 00:30:06,384 It's about to start airing. 802 00:30:06,452 --> 00:30:08,853 What? Dude, we have a commercial? 803 00:30:08,921 --> 00:30:10,922 Yup. I sliced one together last night 804 00:30:10,990 --> 00:30:12,590 and got the local station to air it 805 00:30:12,658 --> 00:30:13,992 in exchange for you giving free psychic readings 806 00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:15,126 - for the next year. - Smart thinking. 807 00:30:15,194 --> 00:30:16,794 Yeah. 808 00:30:16,862 --> 00:30:18,502 I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my vision 809 00:30:18,564 --> 00:30:19,998 for Santa Barbara. 810 00:30:20,065 --> 00:30:21,799 [Chuckles] 811 00:30:21,867 --> 00:30:24,469 Ooh. [Bombs whistling, horns honking] 812 00:30:26,672 --> 00:30:30,909 Ooh. [Baby crying] 813 00:30:35,014 --> 00:30:37,248 - Wow. - Sorry, man. 814 00:30:37,316 --> 00:30:39,550 - I had to go big. - The bird thing was messed up. 815 00:30:39,618 --> 00:30:41,152 - Right. - But some of those 816 00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:42,854 - weren't far from the truth. - I know. 817 00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:46,090 [Cell phone rings] 818 00:30:46,158 --> 00:30:48,393 Straub. 819 00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:51,029 How come I wasn't consulted on that commercial? 820 00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:52,931 'Cause Gus is running the show solo now. 821 00:30:52,998 --> 00:30:54,332 Sorry I didn't tell you, 822 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,900 but I just haven't been satisfied 823 00:30:55,968 --> 00:30:57,168 with the way my campaign's being managed. 824 00:30:57,236 --> 00:30:58,903 - Competently? - Exactly. 825 00:30:58,971 --> 00:31:00,004 By the way, did you know 826 00:31:00,072 --> 00:31:01,639 that Channing did get the 50k 827 00:31:01,707 --> 00:31:02,874 for the exploratory committee from his wife 828 00:31:02,942 --> 00:31:04,542 the night that he died? 829 00:31:04,610 --> 00:31:07,145 That's impossible. He would have told me. 830 00:31:12,217 --> 00:31:13,885 Not if he never had the opportunity. 831 00:31:13,953 --> 00:31:16,187 - What? - Got to bounce. 832 00:31:16,255 --> 00:31:17,622 Gus, I have it. 833 00:31:17,690 --> 00:31:19,057 Channing was robbed. 834 00:31:19,124 --> 00:31:20,925 His wife gave him the 50k, 835 00:31:20,993 --> 00:31:22,360 someone broke into the house, stole the money, 836 00:31:22,428 --> 00:31:24,696 and killed him using that missing bookend. 837 00:31:24,763 --> 00:31:26,464 The one the killer took with them 838 00:31:26,532 --> 00:31:27,865 after they clobbered Channing over the head. 839 00:31:27,933 --> 00:31:29,634 So it must have been an inside job. 840 00:31:29,702 --> 00:31:32,704 Someone with access to this house. 841 00:31:38,143 --> 00:31:41,646 Perhaps we should start with those. 842 00:31:41,714 --> 00:31:43,581 - Hey, Lassie. - So I have eliminated 843 00:31:43,649 --> 00:31:45,450 the housekeeper and the gardener, 844 00:31:45,517 --> 00:31:46,317 which pretty much leaves the plumber. 845 00:31:46,385 --> 00:31:47,852 Guy named Mike Plummer. 846 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,754 He's a plumber and his name is Plummer? 847 00:31:49,822 --> 00:31:51,289 I don't say things to be humorous. 848 00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:52,657 Ooh, speaking of humorous, 849 00:31:52,725 --> 00:31:54,359 you, my friend, are getting killed 850 00:31:54,426 --> 00:31:55,760 at the polls. 851 00:31:55,828 --> 00:31:57,195 Are you aware that your campaign 852 00:31:57,262 --> 00:31:59,664 just aired an ad detailing your foot fetish? 853 00:31:59,732 --> 00:32:02,100 It was quite disturbing. 854 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:05,603 Foot fetish? Come on, son. 855 00:32:09,108 --> 00:32:13,344 Looks like Mike the plumber came into some cash. 856 00:32:13,412 --> 00:32:15,947 - Hello? - Hello. 857 00:32:16,015 --> 00:32:17,749 Mike Plummer the plumber? 858 00:32:23,422 --> 00:32:26,891 Uh, Shawn. 859 00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:30,640 Yo. What you got? 860 00:32:44,151 --> 00:32:46,622 Where have I seen that dude before? 861 00:32:47,127 --> 00:32:48,795 [Applause] 862 00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:54,204 Sniff around the body or something. 863 00:32:54,607 --> 00:32:56,308 I'm gonna go snoop on his computer. 864 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,809 Why do I got to hang around a dead body? 865 00:32:57,877 --> 00:33:00,745 Because you love it. 866 00:33:09,879 --> 00:33:11,990 Dude, I just found a bank statement 867 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:14,459 that shows a recent deposit of $50,000. 868 00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:17,095 How recent? Like four days ago recent? 869 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:20,098 Yup. The day after Channing got that money from his ex-wife. 870 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,400 Your theory about him robbing Channing was on point. 871 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,969 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. 872 00:33:27,807 --> 00:33:29,567 Tom, this is Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. 873 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:32,377 Guys, this is the city's new mayor, Tom Swagerty. 874 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:34,212 That's Abby Sheldon, 875 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,215 Swagerty's ex-fiancee. 876 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,818 What is she doing at Channing's house? 877 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:45,523 Asked and answered. 878 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,326 That Channing was a randy little spaniel. 879 00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:53,064 Uh-oh. 880 00:33:56,002 --> 00:33:58,970 Let me see that. 881 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:07,512 Bam, there was another deposit made two months earlier, 882 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:10,682 four days after Abby's death. 883 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,685 - I got it. - Good. Let's get out of here. 884 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:15,587 I mean, why should I get fined 885 00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:17,255 for not picking up my dog's poop? 886 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,623 Huh? Why? 887 00:34:18,691 --> 00:34:21,259 Good evening. Good evening, everyone. 888 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:22,761 Excuse me. So sorry. 889 00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:25,296 My name is Shawn Spencer. 890 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:26,965 I am actually here because I have had 891 00:34:27,033 --> 00:34:28,299 a psychic revelation 892 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:29,801 that will shake the foundation 893 00:34:29,869 --> 00:34:32,904 of Santa Barbara to its very foundation. 894 00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:34,372 Here's the thing. 895 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,542 Abby Sheldon did not die accidentally 896 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,445 in her home, as was widely reported. 897 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:44,182 She, in fact, expired in the home of her lover, 898 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,185 the man that we all knew as former mayor Gavin Channing. 899 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:50,155 [People gasping and whispering] 900 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:53,291 I mean, does my dog get a bill every time I do my business? 901 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:54,959 Huh? Yeah. 902 00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:56,494 The points you're making are valid. 903 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:59,764 But I'm gonna be up here for a really long time, 904 00:34:59,832 --> 00:35:03,368 so you'd be wise to take a seat. 905 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:06,104 Thank you. 906 00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:08,973 Gavin Channing, for all his flaws, 907 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,109 was not a murderer. 908 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,778 Now I am sensing that Abby Sheldon's death 909 00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:15,647 was, in fact, accidental. 910 00:35:15,715 --> 00:35:19,350 Abby! 911 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:22,087 What does any politician do when they're in a jam? 912 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,555 They call their right-hand man, 913 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,024 and, in this case, that right-hand man 914 00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:28,727 was Jason Straub... [Crowd gasping] 915 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,529 who, for the record, is a lefty. 916 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:33,465 Sure enough, that is the first call 917 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,400 that Channing made the night Abby died, 918 00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:37,969 according to the phone records obtained 919 00:35:38,037 --> 00:35:42,307 by SBPD's very own Carlton Lassiter. 920 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:44,943 I am sensing that you moved Abby's body 921 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,212 from Channing's house back to her house, 922 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,581 still made it look like an accident. 923 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:54,519 But there were a couple things that you didn't count on. 924 00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,387 First being Channing's contractor, Mike Plummer. 925 00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,723 Being the opportunist that he was, 926 00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:01,493 he jumped at the opportunity to document 927 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,095 this potential scandal. 928 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:05,764 [Shutter snaps] 929 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,066 You can find these photographs at his apartment. 930 00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:09,801 And you know this how? 931 00:36:09,869 --> 00:36:12,937 Because my senses don't lie, they multiply. 932 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:16,141 Anyway, Mike Plummer used these photographs 933 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:19,911 to blackmail Channing to the tune of $50,000. 934 00:36:19,979 --> 00:36:21,713 Channing thought it was a one-time payout. 935 00:36:21,781 --> 00:36:25,083 Then a couple months later, Plummer shows up again 936 00:36:25,151 --> 00:36:26,985 and he asks for more. 937 00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:29,420 Channing was ready to come clean, but Straub, 938 00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:31,689 the man who orchestrated the entire cover-up, 939 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:33,591 didn't want to go to jail, did you? 940 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,619 Come on, nobody's believing this lunatic, right? 941 00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:37,428 Jason, sit down. 942 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:40,265 You pleaded with Channing 943 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,399 not to do it, and when he refused, 944 00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:44,169 finally you killed him. 945 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,336 That's enough! 946 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,306 The other thing-- [Grunts] 947 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:49,614 You stuffed him into his wetsuit 948 00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:51,843 and you dumped him into the ocean. 949 00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:53,645 The other thing you didn't count on 950 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,281 was that the man who succeeded Channing as mayor 951 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:58,750 is the same guy who was not convinced 952 00:36:58,818 --> 00:37:00,185 that the accidental death of his fiancee 953 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:01,653 was an accident... 954 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,454 Just came by here to give you these. 955 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:04,455 A few key objectives I'd like to get working on 956 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,124 in the next couple weeks. 957 00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:07,832 Because among the list of key objectives 958 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:09,694 he gave you was a motion to reopen 959 00:37:09,762 --> 00:37:12,864 the police investigation into the death of his fiancee. 960 00:37:12,932 --> 00:37:14,499 You needed to make sure 961 00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:16,801 that Swagerty wasn't elected mayor, 962 00:37:16,869 --> 00:37:18,303 and that is why you tried to help me beat him, 963 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:19,971 but when that didn't work, 964 00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:22,307 you killed the only person, Plummer, 965 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,808 that could testify against you 966 00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:26,978 in a future trial. 967 00:37:27,046 --> 00:37:30,114 Come on, Straub. Give it up. 968 00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:36,621 Don't--don't do it. 969 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:39,557 Don't--oh. 970 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:43,228 Have some respect for yourself. 971 00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:44,729 That's it. 972 00:37:44,797 --> 00:37:47,999 I now cede the floor to the crazy poop woman. 973 00:37:48,067 --> 00:37:50,835 God bless Santa Barbara. 974 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:05,740 It's not too late. 975 00:38:05,808 --> 00:38:07,776 We could turn around, get Red Robin, 976 00:38:07,844 --> 00:38:09,478 go back to the Psych office. 977 00:38:09,545 --> 00:38:11,446 American Duos premieres tonight. 978 00:38:11,514 --> 00:38:13,773 [Laughs] 979 00:38:13,893 --> 00:38:17,350 - I owe you one, man. - You owe me infinity, Shawn. 980 00:38:31,295 --> 00:38:33,575 It's very simple. 981 00:38:33,721 --> 00:38:35,255 You have to tell the chief. 982 00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:53,240 [Door opens and shuts] 983 00:38:53,307 --> 00:38:57,244 You noticed the door was closed, right? 984 00:38:57,311 --> 00:38:59,112 Something on your mind? 985 00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:00,514 Yeah, actually, it's my mind 986 00:39:00,581 --> 00:39:01,617 that I want to talk to you about, chief? 987 00:39:01,737 --> 00:39:03,733 You--you know those blackmail photos 988 00:39:03,853 --> 00:39:05,418 from the Channing case, right? You remember those? 989 00:39:05,486 --> 00:39:06,920 It was three days ago. 990 00:39:06,988 --> 00:39:08,468 Oh, right, well, the funny thing is, 991 00:39:08,489 --> 00:39:10,657 and truth is it's not funny at all, 992 00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:12,959 I may not have come across those 993 00:39:13,027 --> 00:39:14,828 in the manner that you've grown accustomed to. 994 00:39:14,896 --> 00:39:16,796 I'm not following. 995 00:39:16,864 --> 00:39:19,199 What I'm saying, chief, is that it is entirely possible 996 00:39:19,267 --> 00:39:22,335 that I have been less than forthright 997 00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:26,039 about the way that I do the things that I do. 998 00:39:26,107 --> 00:39:28,575 Like this. This, for example. 999 00:39:30,444 --> 00:39:33,780 Mainly that really. 1000 00:39:33,848 --> 00:39:35,782 What I'm saying is that I'm sorry, 1001 00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:37,384 - but that I'm not actually-- - He's covering for me. 1002 00:39:37,451 --> 00:39:39,319 - What? - Shawn led me 1003 00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:41,021 to the blackmail photos, and I obtained them 1004 00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:44,291 - without an official warrant. - I'm sorry? 1005 00:39:44,358 --> 00:39:46,626 We wouldn't have gotten the evidence if we'd waited. 1006 00:39:46,694 --> 00:39:48,461 So you searched the victim's computer without a warrant? 1007 00:39:48,529 --> 00:39:50,230 Yes, I did. 1008 00:39:50,298 --> 00:39:53,300 But it was just the one time, I swear. 1009 00:39:53,367 --> 00:39:55,247 You understand that, if a judge knew about this, 1010 00:39:55,269 --> 00:39:57,070 Straub would walk? 1011 00:39:57,138 --> 00:39:59,372 Fortunately for all of us, we got a confession from him. 1012 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,041 Whew. 1013 00:40:01,108 --> 00:40:03,743 Well, then I guess-- I guess we're good here. 1014 00:40:03,811 --> 00:40:05,111 Orange Whip? Orange Whip? 1015 00:40:05,179 --> 00:40:08,381 No, Mr. Spencer, we are not good at all. 1016 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:10,784 You are a police officer, Ms. O'Hara. 1017 00:40:10,851 --> 00:40:15,055 - And, Mr. Spencer, you are a... - Psychic. 1018 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:18,225 I was going to say an independent contractor, 1019 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,227 and both of you serve the people of this city. 1020 00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:22,028 And everything is to remain aboveboard. 1021 00:40:22,096 --> 00:40:23,530 Do I make myself clear? 1022 00:40:23,598 --> 00:40:25,599 - Yes, chief. - Yeah. Absolutely. 1023 00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:28,535 Good. 1024 00:40:29,737 --> 00:40:32,639 You're dismissed. 1025 00:40:37,878 --> 00:40:40,080 Good-bye, Mr. Spencer. 1026 00:40:40,147 --> 00:40:43,049 Later, chief. 1027 00:40:52,093 --> 00:40:53,560 Jules, let's not make this 1028 00:40:53,628 --> 00:40:55,128 any more complicated than it needs to be. 1029 00:40:55,196 --> 00:40:56,763 I know exactly why you did what you did 1030 00:40:56,831 --> 00:40:58,064 with the chief this morning. 1031 00:40:58,132 --> 00:40:59,566 Really? Do tell. 1032 00:40:59,634 --> 00:41:01,334 Well, it's obvious, don't you think? 1033 00:41:01,402 --> 00:41:04,271 I mean, without me, Santa Barbara turns into Detroit 1034 00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:05,705 within a week. 1035 00:41:05,773 --> 00:41:08,275 - That's not it. - It's not? 1036 00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:09,876 Shawn, when I first asked you 1037 00:41:09,944 --> 00:41:11,211 to tell the chief the truth 1038 00:41:11,279 --> 00:41:13,179 and you declined, 1039 00:41:13,247 --> 00:41:15,048 I just thought you were being selfish. 1040 00:41:15,116 --> 00:41:16,876 But then you were actually going to tell her. 1041 00:41:16,917 --> 00:41:18,285 It hit me-- 1042 00:41:18,352 --> 00:41:20,120 if I let you go through with this 1043 00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:22,255 and throw everything away, 1044 00:41:22,323 --> 00:41:24,924 well... 1045 00:41:24,992 --> 00:41:27,027 I'd be the one being selfish, wouldn't I? 1046 00:41:27,094 --> 00:41:28,528 I couldn't let you. 1047 00:41:28,596 --> 00:41:30,964 Gus is so thankful. 1048 00:41:31,032 --> 00:41:33,566 I know. 1049 00:41:33,634 --> 00:41:36,770 So should we just do it? 1050 00:41:36,837 --> 00:41:38,405 Easy. 1051 00:41:38,472 --> 00:41:40,273 I'm not ready to get back together. 1052 00:41:40,341 --> 00:41:43,209 I mean, there's still an issue of trust here. 1053 00:41:43,277 --> 00:41:46,046 I can't just flip a switch. 1054 00:41:46,113 --> 00:41:48,348 - That's fair. - Mm. 1055 00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:50,383 - Shawn. - Yes? 1056 00:41:50,451 --> 00:41:53,520 It's not going to happen. 1057 00:41:53,587 --> 00:41:55,255 All right, well, you just tell me 1058 00:41:55,323 --> 00:41:56,923 when you're ready, because I'm going to be waiting. 1059 00:41:56,991 --> 00:42:00,493 In my stocking feet, wearing a chef's hat 1060 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,162 and an apron. 1061 00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:03,530 And that's it. 1062 00:42:03,597 --> 00:42:05,165 Hmm. 1063 00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:07,701 Now who's ready for some Souplantation? 1064 00:42:07,768 --> 00:42:10,670 Soup? Soup I can do. 1065 00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:12,105 What about bisque? 1066 00:42:12,173 --> 00:42:14,007 I'm hoping there's a bisque. 1067 00:42:14,075 --> 00:42:16,309 - [Giggles] - With a little bit of luck, 1068 00:42:16,377 --> 00:42:17,944 they'll have the veggie chili. 1069 00:42:18,012 --> 00:42:19,279 Oh, I love the veggie chili. 1070 00:42:19,347 --> 00:42:20,807 - It's very chunky. - It is chunky, 1071 00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:23,100 but I love my chili chunky. 1072 00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:34,999 Sync & corrections by honeybunny Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne www.addic7ed.com