1 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:04,995 The interface is pretty simple. 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:09,039 You put your horizontal X-coordinate here, vertical Y-coordinate here. 3 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:11,539 When you're happy with those, press this button. 4 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,075 Got it. 5 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,912 Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online. Hey. 6 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:25,656 - Nice shot. - Eh, his giant head did most of the work. 7 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:30,919 Very mature. You're lucky I'm out of Silly String. 8 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:35,227 As I was saying, Leonard, you'll never guess who I just found online. 9 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,733 - Professor Proton. - You're kidding. 10 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:39,905 - He's still alive? - Yes. 11 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:43,906 - Who's Professor Proton? - He was the host of this great... Hey. 12 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:47,102 Yes. Sorry, tell me about Professor Proton. 13 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:51,039 Professor Proton hosted my favorite science show when I was a child. 14 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:52,741 I never missed an episode. 15 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:56,012 He demonstrated scientific principles using everyday objects. 16 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,450 It was pretty cool. 17 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,923 Aw. It's so cute when you use the word "cool" wrong. 18 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:04,453 Like when kids say "pasghetti." 19 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,433 Oh, dear Lord. Leonard, look. 20 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,125 He's still available for parties and events. 21 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:13,339 - We should hire him. - Hire him to do what? 22 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:17,135 Whatever we want. Hang out, do experiments... 23 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,642 ...make him take 12 pictures with us so we can make a calendar. 24 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:25,150 It would be awesome to hang out with him. I just used "awesome" wrong, didn't I? 25 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:28,946 Well, I'm e-mailing him right now. 26 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,749 - Do you remember his old theme song? - Of course I do. 27 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,223 Grab your goggles, put your lab coat on 28 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:37,591 Here he comes, Professor Proton 29 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,419 Hey, uh, I just found out I have to be at the telescope lab all weekend. 30 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,290 Any chance you and Bernadette could take care of my dog? 31 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:15,195 - Why don't you put her in a kennel? - Why don't you put your mother in a home? 32 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:21,139 To be honest, she'd do better in the kennel. 33 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:25,473 - I'll talk to Bernie. I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you. 34 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:28,146 It's happening. Leonard, it's happening. 35 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,441 Professor Proton is coming to our house. 36 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:31,776 You're kidding. 37 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,954 You mean the guy who used to host that lame kids show? 38 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,147 And you just got yourself uninvited. 39 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,651 See, I told you I'd find a tactful way to do that. 40 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:45,661 - How'd you get him to come to your house? - As Professor Proton always says: 41 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:49,665 "There is no problem you can't solve if you use your noggin." 42 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:52,667 - And he wrote him a check. - Yeah, that too. Big check. 43 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,499 Uncle Howard. 44 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,644 Cinnamon's here for her sleepover party. 45 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:10,087 You know if you had a stroke, she'd eat you, right? 46 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:14,386 And it would be my pleasure to be her num-num. 47 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,558 Okay, so, what do I need to know to take care of her? 48 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,091 It's very simple. 49 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,529 For breakfast, she has an egg white frittata. 50 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:26,227 Give her a choice of home fries or an English muffin. 51 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:29,407 But not both. We're watching our weight. 52 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:34,409 Uh, for dinner, something simple, a veal chop, some scampi, whatever you like. 53 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,472 - Classy dog. - Yes. 54 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:41,078 Also, don't forget to close the toilet or she'll drink out of it. 55 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:43,719 I feel for you. Heh. 56 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,723 I've got a psychotic mommy too. 57 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:54,126 Leonard, are you in bed? 58 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,635 Yes. 59 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,629 Me too. 60 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:03,002 Great. 61 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:04,703 I can't sleep. 62 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,809 Well, I can, so shut up. 63 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:13,277 Do you realize that in less than nine hours, Arthur Jeffries... 64 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:16,613 ...a.k.a. Professor Proton, will be in our apartment? 65 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:20,452 You know if you stay up all night, you're going to be sleepy tomorrow. 66 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,891 And a sleepy Sheldon is a cranky Sheldon. And a cranky Sheldon... 67 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,555 ...is actually no different than a regular Sheldon. Good night. 68 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,232 I'm thinking of wearing a tuxedo. 69 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,832 That's not ridiculous. Good night. 70 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,044 Do you have cufflinks? 71 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,649 - No. - Just as well. 72 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,753 Where can you rent a tuxedo at 3:00 in the morning? 73 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,616 Okay. Good night. 74 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:56,656 Nice to meet you, Professor Proton. 75 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,991 Nice to meet you, Professor Proton. 76 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:08,072 Nice to meet you, Professor Proton. 77 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:09,732 Nice to meet you, Profe... 78 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,433 Ow! 79 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,231 Leonard? 80 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,231 What? 81 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,594 I still can't sleep. 82 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,867 She really, uh, tuckered herself out at the park, huh? 83 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,238 Yeah. You two were so cute playing together. 84 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,213 It was kind of fun throwing a ball and not having anyone laugh at me. 85 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:57,017 And you were sweet not to throw it too far so she didn't wear out her tiny legs. 86 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,748 Heh, yeah, that's what I was doing. 87 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:05,219 There were a few moments today when I felt like we were a little family. 88 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:06,728 - Really? - Yeah. 89 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:09,766 I never thought of myself as a mom, but when we were out... 90 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:12,027 ...I felt like someday we could do it. 91 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,899 Of course we can. 92 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:20,274 Especially if our baby's as calm and quiet as little Cinnam... 93 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,674 Son of a bitch, she's gone! 94 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:26,410 - Well, where'd she go? - I don't know. She didn't leave a note. 95 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:30,417 You were supposed to put her back in the stroller. 96 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,421 - No, I wasn't. You were. - No, I wasn't. 97 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:35,559 - Yes, you were. - Yeah, well, you throw like a girl. 98 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,033 I'm getting worried. 99 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:48,666 Relax, Sheldon, he's only a few minutes late. 100 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,469 Professor Proton was never late when he was on TV. 101 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,975 You know, every day, 4:00, he was there. 102 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:59,208 Unless tornadoes were ripping apart East Texas, then we'd join him in progress. 103 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,481 It's him. 104 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:09,694 Hello? 105 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,058 Well, I see. 106 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,622 Yes. 107 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:18,493 All right, we can come get you. Yeah, we'll see you soon. 108 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,467 - Bye. - Where is he? 109 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:25,109 The third floor landing. The poor old guy's been walking up the stairs for half an hour. 110 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:30,406 It's really you. 111 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,619 Mr. Jeffries, I am so sorry. 112 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:40,224 We should have told you about the broken elevator. 113 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,257 I agree. 114 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:47,032 Professor Proton, it's an honor to meet you. 115 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,029 Uh, just call me Arthur. 116 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,093 Leonard... 117 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,163 ...did you hear that? 118 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:57,137 Professor Proton said I should call him Arthur. 119 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,436 That means we're friends. 120 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:04,879 No, a friend would have told me about the elevator. 121 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,186 Look at me. 122 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:16,661 I can get as close to you as I want without my mom saying it's going to ruin my eyes. 123 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,256 Is, uh, he dangerous? 124 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,303 Actually, he's a genius. 125 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,335 I am. 126 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:32,571 That doesn't answer my question. 127 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:37,015 Mr. Jeffries, I'm Leonard. This is my girlfriend, Penny. 128 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:39,980 - Hi. - Hello. 129 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:47,592 Well, I hope I haven't, uh, kept the kids waiting too long for the show. 130 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,921 Oh, no, there are no kids. No, the show's for me. 131 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:55,090 Come on, I'll race you... 132 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:56,868 ...Arthur. 133 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,407 Is the blond girl really your girlfriend? 134 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,807 - Yes, sir. - You're the genius. 135 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:27,560 So do you do a lot of appearances like this? 136 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:32,703 It's hard to say. I'm still trying to figure out... 137 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,396 ...what this is. 138 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:41,411 We just wanted to hang out with you and maybe learn a little about your life. 139 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:44,515 Well, there really isn't too much to tell. 140 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:47,049 After the TV show was canceled... 141 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:52,122 ...nobody in the scientific world would take me seriously... 142 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:59,054 ...so I was forced to do these children's parties to make a living. 143 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:03,731 That's too bad. But still, working with kids, it must be rewarding. 144 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,594 You get bit a lot. 145 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,731 Let me see if I have this straight. 146 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:14,105 You two are physicists... 147 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:21,785 ...and you want me to do a children's science show? 148 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:23,979 Yes. 149 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:29,155 And if there's time, take 12 pictures with us in seasonal clothing. 150 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:38,434 You know, I'm a real scientist. 151 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,971 I have a PhD from Cornell University. 152 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:44,369 Yeah, that's great. Did you bring your puppet? 153 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,806 No. No. 154 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,984 I hate that puppet. 155 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,282 Oh, no. 156 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:59,686 How could anybody hate Gino the Neutrino? 157 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,423 It's nice, huh? 158 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,288 I got him for 20 bucks on eBay. 159 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,794 Including the shipping. 160 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,835 I'm awake, right? 161 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,670 This is happening? 162 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,844 - Cinnamon! - Cinnamon! 163 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:26,810 You know, maybe she doesn't recognize her name because of Raj's accent. 164 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,744 Good thinking. 165 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:32,049 Cinnamon, come to Daddy. 166 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:37,051 Cinnamon, where are you, my little lamb chop? 167 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,831 - Nice. Heh. - Thanks. 168 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,194 When this all blows over, remember that voice. 169 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,700 It's kind of a turn-on. Heh. 170 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,200 It turns you on when I sound like Raj? 171 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,070 Cinnamon! 172 00:11:56,849 --> 00:12:01,047 Okay, as I put the egg on top... 173 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,084 ...and the flame goes out... 174 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:07,457 ...and the air pressure decreases in the flask... 175 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,826 ...what do you think will happen? 176 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,726 - I think I know. - It's gonna get sucked in. 177 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,400 It's going to get sucked in. 178 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,967 Okay, I didn't know. 179 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,274 Yes. 180 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,238 See, I'm not a scientist like them. Heh. 181 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:32,580 I figured that out. 182 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,047 - Potato clock. Do potato clock. - What's that? 183 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,714 I power a clock with a potato. 184 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,918 Shut up. You can do that? 185 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,433 I mean, heh, wouldn't that solve the world's energy crisis? 186 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,137 No. 187 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:01,739 Look, guys, keep your money. I think I'm done. 188 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:06,782 What's wrong? Is she upsetting you? Because I can make her go away. 189 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:11,787 No, she's the only reason I've stayed this long. 190 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,120 Then what is it? 191 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,222 I don't know. I think I'm just... 192 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:23,458 I just don't want to be Professor Proton anymore. 193 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:28,300 Well, how can you say that? Professor Proton's the best. 194 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,236 What has it ever gotten me? 195 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:37,746 I mean, I'm an 83-year-old man who has potatoes in his suitcase. 196 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,144 Other scientists think I'm ajoke. 197 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:46,986 And the puppeteer who did Gino... 198 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,153 ...well, he also... 199 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,822 ...did my wife. 200 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:02,072 Mr. Jeffries, I need to show you something. 201 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,370 - I'm sorry to hear about your troubles. - Uh, thanks. 202 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:13,313 But if you don't mind me asking, uh, the potato clock, how does it work? 203 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:18,180 Is it a trick clock or a trick potato? 204 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:26,028 What do you two talk about? 205 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,863 I wrote a fan letter to you when I was a child in Texas... 206 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:41,179 ...and you sent this autographed picture back to me. 207 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,870 Do you remember that? 208 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:49,116 I'll give you a hint. I have a bracelet with my own address on it. 209 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,887 Well, anyway, um, you may find this hard to believe... 210 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,062 ...but I didn't have any friends growing up. 211 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,362 No, I get that. 212 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,368 But, um, I did have you. 213 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:12,010 And every day at 4:00, you'd come to my house on Channel 68... 214 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,270 ...and we'd do science together. 215 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,639 If it hadn't been for you, well, who knows what would have become of me, you know? 216 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:24,153 Instead of a world-class physicist, I could've wound up as a hobo... 217 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,054 ...or a surgeon. 218 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,195 I bet there are important discoveries being made every day... 219 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:35,197 ...because you inspired millions of kids to pursue science. 220 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,733 In a way, their discoveries are your discoveries. 221 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:42,931 It's true. A generation of young scientists are standing on your shoulders. 222 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:49,077 Well, thank you, guys. That means a lot. 223 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,743 Well, it's important you know how much you mean to us. 224 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:56,245 - Uh-oh. - Arthur, are you okay? 225 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,920 I'm having... 226 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,752 ...a problem with my pacemaker. 227 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,394 I'll call for help. 228 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,492 Any chance we could plug it in to the potato? 229 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,903 No. 230 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,082 Hello? 231 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:30,915 What do you mean you found my dog? She's with my friends. 232 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,920 Is she okay? 233 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,486 Thank you. Uh, just text me your address, I'm on my way. 234 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:41,760 If she's hungry, go ahead and feed her but do not give her anything starchy. 235 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,094 She's having risotto for dinner. 236 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:50,430 Your vitals are stable, but let's take you in for tests just to be safe. 237 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,805 - Want one of us to go in the ambulance? - I'll do it. 238 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,141 He's not a relative, he's not allowed, right? 239 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,750 - No, it's not a rule. He can go. - Oh, yes. 240 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,247 I can't catch a break today. 241 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,255 We'll pack up your stuff, meet you at the hospital. 242 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,154 Sorry things turned out this way. 243 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:15,129 Well, at this point, I'm just glad someone's carrying me down the stairs. 244 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:23,034 Met my childhood hero, now I get to ride in an ambulance. 245 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,837 Boy, if we can get him to do that calendar, this will be the best day ever. 246 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,043 I can't believe we lost her. 247 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:35,082 What was I thinking? I'd be a terrible mom. 248 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,787 Maybe with the first one. 249 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,390 But kids are like pancakes, the first one's always a throwaway. 250 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,391 - How's this look? - It's fine. 251 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:51,768 - Where'd you get that picture of her? - It's not her. I Googled "foo-foo little dogs." 252 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,507 It's Raj. Stay quiet. 253 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:02,013 Hey, heh, bad timing. Bernadette just took Cinnamon out for a walk. 254 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:06,742 Interesting. Did they take a walk down Liars'Lane? 255 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,081 - What? - A lane frequented by liars. 256 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,916 Like you, you big liar. 257 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,256 - You have her? - Thank God she's okay. 258 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:22,127 Well, I trusted you and you let me down. The poor thing's been shaking for hours. 259 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,200 - I'm really sorry. - Hang on, you've had her for hours? 260 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:29,238 Yes. I picked her up and then we both went for massages to try and calm down. 261 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,432 And then we got Pinkberry. 262 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:36,277 You knew she was okay and you couldn't pick up the phone to tell us? 263 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,545 - Well, I thought about... - Don't "well" me, mister. 264 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:40,979 We've been worried sick. 265 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,951 She could have been dead for all we knew. You should be ashamed of yourself. 266 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,449 - Sorry, I just... - Sorry's not good enough. 267 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:51,151 Maybe you need to take some time and think about what you've done. 268 00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:00,396 Nice guilt trip. Heh. You are gonna be an amazing mom. 269 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,139 Soft kitty, warm kitty 270 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:15,114 Little ball of fur 271 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,823 Happy kitty, sleepy kitty 272 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:22,994 Purr, purr, purr 273 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,762 Thank you, Sheldon. That was very nice. 274 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,262 - Want me to sing it again? - No. 275 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:34,330 The fourth time was the charm. 276 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,709 There anything I can get for you? Some apple juice? Uh, some Jell-O? 277 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:44,644 No, no, thank you, but I do have a favor to ask. 278 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,846 - Name it. - Well, I'm booked to do... 279 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,419 ...a children's party tomorrow... 280 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,489 ...and frankly, I don't feel up to it. 281 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:57,321 Oh, you're not. You look awful. 282 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,789 Thank you. 283 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:08,333 Anyway, uh, you know my act better than anybody... 284 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,703 ...I was hoping that maybe you'd fill in for me. 285 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,840 Are you saying that you want me to be Professor Proton? 286 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,217 - Yeah. - Oh, my. 287 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:23,353 What an honor. Oh, this is like being asked to... 288 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,218 ...ascend Mount Olympus and dine with the gods. 289 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:33,061 Or a Korean family in Alhambra. 290 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,899 But they'll know I'm not you. 291 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:41,402 Should I call myself Professor Proton, Jr? 292 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,404 Sounds great. 293 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:49,374 So in a way, it's like I'm your son. 294 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,406 Whatever. 295 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,248 Father. 296 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,023 Sure, what the hell.