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The interface is pretty simple.
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You put your horizontal "X"
coordinate here,
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vertical "Y" coordinate here.
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When you're happy with those,
you press this button.
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Got it.
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Leonard, you'll never guess
who I just found online-- Hey!
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Nice shot.
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Eh, his giant head
did most of the work.
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Very mature.
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You're lucky
I'm out of Silly String.
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As I was saying, Leonard,
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you'll never guess who I just
found online: Professor Proton.
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You're kidding.
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- He's still alive?
- Yes!
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Who's Professor Proton?
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He was the host
of this great-- Hey!
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Yes!
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Sorry, tell me
about Professor Proton.
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Professor Proton hosted my favorite
science show when I was a child.
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I never missed an episode.
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He demonstrated scientific
principles using everyday objects.
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It was pretty cool.
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Aw, so cute when you use
the word "cool" wrong.
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Like when kids say "pasghetti."
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Oh, dear Lord!
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Leonard, look!
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He's still available
for parties and events.
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We should hire him.
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Hire him to do what?
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Well, whatever we want.
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Hang out, do experiments,
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make him take 12 pictures with
us so we can make a calendar.
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It would be pretty awesome
to hang out with him.
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I just used "awesome" wrong,
didn't I?
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Well, I'm e-mailing
him right now.
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- Do you remember his old theme song?
- Of course I do.
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♪ Grab your goggles,
put your lab coat on ♪
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♪ Here he comes,
Professor Proton. ♪
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x22 ♪
The Proton Resurgence
Original Air Date on May 2, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Hey, I just found out I have to be
at the telescope lab all weekend.
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Any chance you and Bernadette
could take care of my dog?
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Why don't you put her
in a kennel?
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Why don't you put your
mother in a home?
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To be honest,
she'd do better in the kennel.
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I'll talk to Bernie.
I'm sure it's fine.
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Thank you.
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It's happening!
It's happening!
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Professor Proton is coming
to our house.
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You're kidding!
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You mean the guy who used
to host that lame kids show?
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And you just
got yourself uninvited.
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See? I told you I'd find
a tactful way to do that.
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How'd you get him to
come to your house?
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As Professor Proton
always says,
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"There is no problem
you can't solve
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if you use your noggin."
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- And he wrote him a check.
- Yeah, that, too. Big check.
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Uncle Howard!
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Cinnamon's here for
her sleepover party!
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You know if you had a stroke,
she'd eat you, right?
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And it would be my pleasure
to be her num-num.
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Okay, so what do I need to know
to take care of her?
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It's very simple.
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For breakfast, she has
an egg-white frittata.
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Feel free to give her a choice of home
fries or an English muffin, but not both.
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We're watching our weight.
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Uh, for dinner,
something simple--
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a veal chop, some scampi,
whatever you like.
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- Classy dog.
- Yes.
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Also, don't forget to close the
toilet or she'll drink out of it.
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I feel for ya.
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I've got a psychotic mommy, too.
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Leonard, are you in bed?
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Yes.
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Me, too.
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Great.
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I can't sleep.
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Well, I can, so shut up.
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Do you realize that
in less than nine hours,
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Arthur Jeffries,
aka Professor Proton,
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will be in our apartment?
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Sheldon, you know that
if you stay up all night,
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you're gonna be sleepy tomorrow.
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And a sleepy Sheldon
is a cranky Sheldon.
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And a cranky Sheldon...
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is actually no different
than a regular Sheldon.
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Good night!
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I'm thinking
of wearing a tuxedo.
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That's not ridiculous.
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Good night.
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Do you have cufflinks?
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No.
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Ah, just as well. Where can you rent
a tuxedo at 3:00 in the morning?
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Okay, good night.
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Nice to meet you,
Professor Proton.
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Nice to meet you,
Professor Proton.
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Nice to meet you,
Professor Proton.
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Nice to meet you, Prof...
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Ow!
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Leonard?
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What?
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I still can't sleep.
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She really tuckered herself
out at the park, huh?
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Yeah, you two were so
cute playing together.
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It was kind of fun
throwing a ball
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and not having
anyone laugh at me.
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And you were sweet not
to throw it too far
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so she didn't wear
out her tiny legs.
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Yeah, that's what I was doing.
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You know, there were
a few moments today
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when I almost felt like
we were a little family.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I never thought of
myself as a mom,
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but when the three of us
were out there having fun,
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I felt like maybe
someday we could do it.
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Of course we can.
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Especially if our baby's
as calm and quiet
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as little Cinna...
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Son of a bitch, she's gone!
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Where'd she go?!
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I don't know!
She didn't leave a note!
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You were the one who was supposed
to put her back in the stroller!
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No, I wasn't! You were!
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- No, I wasn't!
- Yes, you were!
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Yeah, well,
you throw like a girl!
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I'm getting worried.
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Relax, Sheldon, he's only
a few minutes late.
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Professor Proton was never
late when he was on TV.
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You know, every day,
4:00, he was there.
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Unless tornadoes were
ripping apart East Texas,
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in which case,
we'd join him in progress.
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It's him.
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Hello.
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Well, I see.
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Yes.
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All right, we can come get you.
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Yeah, well, see you soon.
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- Bye.
- Where is he?
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The third floor landing.
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The poor old guy's been walking
up the stairs for half an hour.
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It's really you.
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Mr. Jeffries, I am so sorry.
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We should've told you
about the broken elevator.
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I agree.
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Professor Proton,
it's an honor to meet you.
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Just-just call me Arthur.
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Leonard...
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...you hear that?
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Professor Proton said I
should call him Arthur.
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That means we're friends.
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No.
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A friend would've-would've
told me about the elevator.
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Look at me.
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I can get as close
to you as I want
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without my mom saying
it's going to ruin my eyes.
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Is, uh, is he dangerous?
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Actually, he's a genius.
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I am.
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Th-That doesn't
answer my question.
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Mr. Jeffries,
I'm-I'm Leonard.
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This is my girlfriend, Penny.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Well, I hope I haven't
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kept the kids waiting too
long for-for the show.
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Oh, no, there are no kids.
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No, the-the show's for me.
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Come on. I'll race ya...
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Arthur.
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Is the, is the blonde girl
really your-your girlfriend?
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Yes, sir.
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You're the genius.
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So, do you do a lot
of appearances like this?
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It-It's hard to say.
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I'm-I'm still trying
to figure out what...
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what-what this is.
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We just wanted
to hang out with you
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and maybe learn
a little about your life.
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Well, there-there really
isn't too much to tell.
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After the TV show
was-was canceled,
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nobody in the scientific
world would, uh,
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would take me seriously.
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So I was forced to do these,
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uh, children's parties to--
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to make a living.
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That's too bad.
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But still, working with kids--
it must be rewarding.
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You-you get bit a lot.
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Let me see
if-if I have this straight.
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You-you two are-are physicists,
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and-and you,
and you want me
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to do a children's...
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science show?
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Yes.
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And if there's time,
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take 12 pictures with us
in seasonal clothing.
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You know, I'm a real scientist.
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I-I have a PhD
from Cornell University.
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Yeah, that's great. Did
you bring your puppet?
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No, no.
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I-I hate that puppet.
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Oh, no.
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How could anybody hate
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Gino the Neutrino?
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It's nice, huh?
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I got him for 20 bucks on eBay.
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Including a-shipping!
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I'm... I'm
awake, right?
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Th-This is happening?
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- Cinnamon!
- Cinnamon!
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You know, maybe she doesn't recognize
her name because of Raj's accent.
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Good thinking.
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Cinnamon, come to Daddy!
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Cinnamon!
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Where are you,
my little lamb chop?
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- Nice.
- Thanks.
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When this all blows over,
remember that voice.
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It's kind of a turn-on.
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It turns you on
when I sound like Raj?
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Cinnamon!
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Okay, as-as I put the egg
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on top,
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and-and the
flame goes out
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and-and the air pressure
decreases
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in-in the flask,
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what do you think will happen?
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- I think I know.
- It's gonna get sucked in.
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It's going to get sucked in.
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Okay, I didn't know.
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Yes!
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See, I'm not
a scientist like them.
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I-I figured that out.
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Uh, potato clock.
Do potato clock.
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What's that?
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I-I power a clock
with a, with a potato.
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Shut up!
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You can do that?
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I mean...
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wouldn't that solve the
world's energy crisis?
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No.
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Look, guys, keep your money.
I-I think, uh...
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I-I think I'm done.
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What-what's wrong?
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Is she upsetting you?
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Because I can make her go away.
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No, sh-she's the only reason
I've-I've stayed this long.
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Then what is it?
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I don't know. I
think I'm just...
258
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I-I just,
I just don't want to be
259
00:13:16,785 --> 00:13:19,499
Professor Proton anymore.
260
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,806
Well, how can you say that?
261
00:13:21,841 --> 00:13:24,225
Professor Proton's the best.
262
00:13:24,788 --> 00:13:27,045
What-what has it ever gotten me?
263
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:30,303
I mean, I'm-I'm an 83-year-old
man who has...
264
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:33,666
potatoes in-in his suitcase.
265
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:37,400
Other scientists
think-think I'm a joke.
266
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:38,307
And the...
267
00:13:38,326 --> 00:13:40,716
the puppeteer who did,
268
00:13:40,747 --> 00:13:42,747
who did Gino...
269
00:13:43,775 --> 00:13:46,469
well, he also...
270
00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:50,091
did my wife.
271
00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:56,186
Mr. Jeffries,
272
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I need to show you something.
273
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,939
I'm sorry to hear
about your troubles.
274
00:14:03,037 --> 00:14:04,320
Uh, thanks.
275
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:06,769
But if you don't mind me asking,
276
00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:09,698
uh, the potato clock--
how does it work?
277
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:14,060
Is it a trick clock
or a trick potato?
278
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,155
Wh-What do you two talk about?
279
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,916
I wrote a fan letter to you
when I was a child in Texas,
280
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:36,789
and you sent this autographed
picture back to me.
281
00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:39,042
Do you remember that?
282
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:40,747
I'll-I'll give you a hint:
283
00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:42,661
I have a bracelet
284
00:14:42,686 --> 00:14:45,323
with my own address on it.
285
00:14:47,391 --> 00:14:49,008
Well, anyway, um,
286
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,885
you may find this
hard to believe,
287
00:14:50,897 --> 00:14:54,586
but I didn't have
any friends growing up.
288
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,734
No, I-I get that.
289
00:14:59,573 --> 00:15:01,273
But, um,
290
00:15:01,298 --> 00:15:03,298
I did have you.
291
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:05,245
And every
day at 4:00,
292
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,970
you'd come to my
house on Channel 68,
293
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,425
and we'd do science together.
294
00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:12,450
If it hadn't been for you,
295
00:15:12,462 --> 00:15:14,328
well, who knows what
would've become of me?
296
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:16,897
You know? Instead of a
world-class physicist,
297
00:15:16,909 --> 00:15:20,147
I could've wound
up as a-a hobo.
298
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,753
Or a surgeon.
299
00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:27,158
I bet there are important
discoveries being made every day
300
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:30,992
because you inspired millions
of kids to pursue science.
301
00:15:31,121 --> 00:15:33,571
In a way, their discoveries
are your discoveries.
302
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:34,538
Yeah, it's true.
303
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:36,736
A generation of young scientists
304
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,969
are standing on your shoulders.
305
00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:42,385
Well, thank-thank you, guys.
That...
306
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,284
that-that means a lot.
307
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:48,693
Well, it's important you know
how much you mean to us.
308
00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:50,156
Uh-oh.
309
00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:52,295
Arthur, are you okay?
310
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,897
I'm having a...
311
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,631
problem with my pacemaker.
312
00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:59,470
I'll-I'll call for help.
313
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,478
Any chance we could
plug it into the potato?
314
00:16:07,225 --> 00:16:09,113
No.
315
00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:22,358
Hello?
316
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,692
What do you mean,
you found my dog?
317
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:27,136
She's with my friends.
318
00:16:27,859 --> 00:16:29,772
Is she okay?
319
00:16:29,809 --> 00:16:31,203
Oh, thank you.
320
00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,797
Uh, just text me your address;
I'm on my way.
321
00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,565
Oh, and if she's hungry,
go ahead and feed her.
322
00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:37,509
But do not give her
anything starchy.
323
00:16:37,636 --> 00:16:39,681
She's having risotto for dinner.
324
00:16:42,808 --> 00:16:43,921
Your vitals are stable,
325
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:46,016
but let's take you in
for some tests just to be safe.
326
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,921
You want one of us to go
with you in the ambulance?
327
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,779
I'll do it!
328
00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:53,238
He's not a relative,
he's not allowed, right?
329
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,706
No, that's not a rule.
He can go.
330
00:16:54,731 --> 00:16:56,639
Oh, yeah!
331
00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:59,549
I can't catch a break today.
332
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,163
We'll pack up your stuff
and meet you at the hospital.
333
00:17:03,201 --> 00:17:05,079
I'm sorry
things turned out this way.
334
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:07,548
Well, at-at this point,
I'm just...
335
00:17:07,582 --> 00:17:10,833
glad someone's carrying
me down the stairs.
336
00:17:15,153 --> 00:17:16,854
Met my childhood hero,
337
00:17:16,874 --> 00:17:18,892
now I get to ride
in an ambulance.
338
00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:23,046
Boy, if we can get him to do that
calendar, this'll be the best day ever.
339
00:17:26,072 --> 00:17:27,988
Can't believe we lost her.
340
00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:30,811
What was I thinking?
I'd be a terrible mom.
341
00:17:30,835 --> 00:17:32,669
Well, maybe with the first one.
342
00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,047
But kids are like pancakes.
343
00:17:34,065 --> 00:17:36,640
The first one's
always a throwaway.
344
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,579
- How's this look?
- It's fine.
345
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,000
Where'd you get
that picture of her?
346
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:47,681
It's not her. I just Googled
"foo-foo little dogs."
347
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:51,942
It's Raj. Stay quiet.
348
00:17:53,331 --> 00:17:54,263
Hey!
349
00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:55,313
Bad timing.
350
00:17:55,338 --> 00:17:57,918
Bernadette just took Cinnamon
out for a walk.
351
00:17:57,936 --> 00:17:59,574
Hmm. Interesting.
352
00:17:59,649 --> 00:18:02,811
Did they take a walk
down Liars' Lane?
353
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,357
What?
354
00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:06,062
A lane frequented by liars.
355
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,494
Like you, you big liar!
356
00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,292
You have her?
357
00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:13,211
Oh, thank God she's okay.
358
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:15,383
Well, I trusted you,
and you let me down.
359
00:18:15,422 --> 00:18:17,599
The poor thing's been
shaking for hours.
360
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:19,131
I'm really sorry.
361
00:18:19,146 --> 00:18:21,070
Hang on, you've
had her for hours?
362
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,597
Yes. I picked her up,
363
00:18:22,615 --> 00:18:25,206
and then we both went for
massages to try and calm down.
364
00:18:25,224 --> 00:18:27,478
And then we got Pinkberry.
365
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:30,252
So you knew she was okay,
366
00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:32,484
and you couldn't pick up
the phone to tell us?
367
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:35,509
- Well, I-I thought about...
- Don't "well" me, mister!
368
00:18:35,521 --> 00:18:36,890
We've been worried sick!
369
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,964
She could have been
dead for all we knew!
370
00:18:38,982 --> 00:18:41,092
You should be ashamed
of yourself!
371
00:18:41,113 --> 00:18:43,363
- Sorry. I-I just...
- Sorry's not good enough!
372
00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:44,897
Maybe you need
to take some time
373
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,320
and think about
what you've done!
374
00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:53,233
Nice guilt trip.
375
00:18:53,264 --> 00:18:56,231
You are gonna be
an amazing mom.
376
00:19:02,237 --> 00:19:05,354
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty
377
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,467
♪ Little ball of fur
378
00:19:11,028 --> 00:19:14,035
♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
379
00:19:14,074 --> 00:19:17,075
♪ Purr, purr, purr.
380
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,830
Thank you, Sheldon.
That-that was very nice.
381
00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:22,504
- Want me to sing it again?
- No.
382
00:19:24,536 --> 00:19:28,233
The fourth, the fourth time
was-was the charm.
383
00:19:28,674 --> 00:19:30,729
There anything
I can get for you?
384
00:19:30,812 --> 00:19:32,478
Some apple juice?
385
00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:33,811
Uh, some Jell-O?
386
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,037
No. No, thank you.
387
00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:36,375
But I-I do...
388
00:19:36,412 --> 00:19:38,545
I do have a favor to-to ask.
389
00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:40,067
Name it.
390
00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:41,845
Well, I'm-I'm booked to do
391
00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:43,596
a children's party tomorrow,
392
00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:47,521
and, um, frankly I, you know,
I-I don't feel up to it.
393
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,144
Oh, you're not.
394
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,688
You look awful.
395
00:19:53,797 --> 00:19:55,791
Th-Thank you.
396
00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:58,519
Anyway, uh...
397
00:19:58,577 --> 00:20:01,391
I mean, you know my
act better than...
398
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,177
anybody.
399
00:20:02,198 --> 00:20:04,136
I was, I was hoping
that maybe, you know,
400
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,368
maybe you'd fill in for me.
401
00:20:07,009 --> 00:20:11,303
Wha... Are you saying that you
want me to be Professor Proton?
402
00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:12,594
Yeah.
403
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,401
Oh, my.
404
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:15,751
What an honor.
405
00:20:15,776 --> 00:20:18,886
Oh, this is like being asked
to ascend Mount Olympus
406
00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:21,116
and dine with the gods.
407
00:20:22,317 --> 00:20:24,124
Or a...
408
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:27,174
Korean family in Alhambra.
409
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,863
But they'll know I'm not you.
410
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,126
Should I call myself...
411
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,554
Professor Proton, Jr.?
412
00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:38,103
Sounds great.
413
00:20:38,293 --> 00:20:41,103
So, in a way...
414
00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:43,710
it's like I'm your son.
415
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,624
What-Whatever.
416
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,928
Father.
417
00:20:54,575 --> 00:20:56,708
Sure, what the hell?
418
00:20:57,759 --> 00:21:02,759
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