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Burbank Airport, please.
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Vegas, here we come!
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No husbands,
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no boyfriends, no rules.
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No rules?
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We're not gonna get drunk
and have a six-way
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with the Blue Man Group, are we?
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No.
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So there are some rules.
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Fine.
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No husbands, no boyfriends,
some rules.
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Thank you.
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Vegas!
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The ladies are away,
the boys will play.
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Anything can happen.
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It's gonna get crazy.
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Dungeons & Dragons!
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I got a brand-new bikini,
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so drinks at the pool
are on these.
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I got a sexy new tube top
that says "Come hither"
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and a can of pepper spray
that says "Close enough, Jack."
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I got some old underwear
I'm gonna throw on stage
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at the Garth Brooks concert.
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I'm sorry, why old?
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'Cause last time I saw him,
I threw new ones
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and it got me nothing.
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I've got a brand-new
seven piece set
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of polyhedral dice.
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Hello, new dice smell.
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I've got my helm
of lordly might,
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my boots of speed,
and if things get too exciting,
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my inhaler of asthma.
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I got my new bloodthirsty
savage warrior
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who will lay waste to all
who stand before him.
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And I had a sensible salad
for lunch,
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so I can eat
all the pizza I want.
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Come on, are we
gonna sit around
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chatting like a bunch
of teenage girls,
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or are we gonna play D & D
like a bunch of teenage boys
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who are never gonna have sex
with those teenage girls?!
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Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
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The Dungeon
of Mofooskay-Heeko!
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The Dungeon of
Mofooskay-Heeko!
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The Dungeon
of Mofooskay-Heeko!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x23 ♪
The Love Spell Potential
Original Air Date on May 9, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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I'm actually glad
Lucy had to work tonight.
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Saved me the awkward
conversation about how I was
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gonna be hanging with my bros.
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Isn't every conversation
you two have awkward?
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Eh?
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Painfully so.
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We have this rule on the phone
that if no one talks
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for three minutes,
you can just hang up.
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So into her.
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Ready whenever
you guys are.
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Yeah, yeah, we'll
be right there.
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Yeah, Leonard...
Yeah?
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I'm not sure how I feel
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about Howard being
dungeon master instead of you.
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Oh, that's nice.
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But relax,
sometimes change is good.
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Uh, you were worried
about Zachary Quinto
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being the new Spock,
but you wound up liking him.
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Oh, please.
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Every time the topic
of change comes up,
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you throw Zachary
Quinto in my face.
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I'm upset the mailman
has a new haircut:
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Zachary Quinto.
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I'm upset that daylight
saving time started:
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Zachary Quinto.
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I'm upset daylight saving time
Zachary Quinto.
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I'm saying this
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for the last time:
Zachary Quinto was
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a weird, wonderful,
unrepeatable event.
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So stop using
him against me.
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Okay, here we go.
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You find yourselves in
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an overgrown old forest.
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Before you is a giant oak tree
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with a face on it that looks
a lot like Nicolas Cage.
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He says,
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"Travel with caution.
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"These woods are home
to the bones
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"of many a fallen...
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hero!"
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See, Howard's just as good
a dungeon master as I am.
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As good?
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You just got pantsed
in the schoolyard, four-eyes.
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Hey, come on, guys, focus.
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Um, uh...
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Oh, mighty Nicolas Cage tree,
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we thank you
for your warning,
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but we are brave warriors,
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and nothing short of death
will keep us from our goal.
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Oh, Lucy's free after all.
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See ya.
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Hey, hey, hey,
you can't leave.
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We just started.
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You're right,
I should finish the game.
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I take my plus-one long sword,
stab myself in the face with it.
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I'm dead, I've got
a date with a girl.
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Bye.
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We'll be fine, watch.
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Suddenly, a spectral shape
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rises from Koothrappali's
bloody corpse, and says,
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"Don't worry, buddies,
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"Ghost Raj will help
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guide you through the forest."
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"Well, I'm just
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"a tree, but if I were you,
I'd listen to your
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ghost friend!"
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Go on, give him
your lunch money.
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I'm very happy you were able
to hang out tonight.
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Me, too.
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Not that it's up to you
to make me happy.
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Uh, well, unless
you find neediness sexy.
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In which case,
you're about to have dinner
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with the hottest man
on the planet.
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Can I tell you something?
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I was so nervous
about seeing you,
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before I left my apartment,
I put roll-on antiperspirant
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all over my body.
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Really?
Yeah.
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If sweat starts squirting
out the top of my head,
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you'll know why.
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I, uh, I'm sorry
to put you through that.
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Oh, it's okay.
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I've been trying
to force myself
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to do things that
make me scared.
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What else have you been
thinking about doing?
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Well, let's see.
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I'd love to be able to tell
the lady who cuts my hair
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that I don't like bangs.
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I like your bangs.
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Oh, thanks, I
like 'em, too.
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What else?
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Mm...
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it's kind of a tie
between sending food back
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in a restaurant and
saying no to those kids
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who sell magazines
door-to-door.
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Mm, yeah.
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Those are both toughies.
I know.
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I have a two-year
subscription to Guns & Ammo.
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I push my shoulder
against the secret door
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to see if it gives way.
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Uh...
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it does.
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He does sound
effects, too!
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Hey, I always did sound effects.
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A-A swarm of bloodthirsty bats
fly through the dungeon.
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Uh, uh, they attack
a nearby unicorn.
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Okay, well, I have a sound
effect for those sound effects.
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Guess who!
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What are you doing back?
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That's an excellent
question. Amy?
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Uh, well...
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when we were going
through security,
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I got pulled
out of line for a pat-down.
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The, uh,
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TSA agent got
a little handsy...
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I may have broken
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her nose with my elbow.
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Long story short,
she's on the No Fly List
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and we might have been
followed here by a drone.
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I'm sorry.
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I feel like such an idiot.
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Oh, it's not so bad.
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You lost money, you're
filled with shame
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and you got groped
by a stranger.
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I mean, that's Vegas,
you nailed it.
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You guys enjoy your evening.
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I'm gonna go before I ruin
anybody else's weekend.
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That's my girl.
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No, no.
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Amy, wait. Uh, uh,
I know it's not
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the night you had in mind,
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but why don't you guys stay
and play with us?
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It'll be fun.
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It would-- fun?
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Yeah, okay,
three weeks ago,
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you bought crunchy
peanut butter,
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but now you want the
girls to play D & D--
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do you have a
drug problem?
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What's the big deal?
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Raj bailed, so we could
use some extra players.
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Well, I've just never
played Dungeons & Dragons
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with girls before.
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Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
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No one has.
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So, what do you say?
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I'll leave it up to
the dungeon master.
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Yeah, a... satanic fungus
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that looks suspiciously
like Al Pacino
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rises from the forest floor
and says,
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"You're playing D & D.
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"You're playing
D & D.
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"This whole apartment...
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...is playing D & D."
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Okay, who wants a drink?
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Yeah, we-- now, Penny,
we don't consume alcohol
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during Dungeons & Dragons.
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It impairs our judgment.
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Oh, this isn't alcohol.
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It's a magic potion
that makes me like you.
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Double potion, please.
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Okay, here we go.
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You find yourselves
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face-to-face
with two hulking ogres.
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"What are you doing
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"in our dungeon?
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You shall die!"
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Okay, literal
goose bumps.
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Look.
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What do you do?
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I draw my broadsword.
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I ready my
quarter-staff.
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I drink my potion.
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- I say we attack the big one.
- You know what?
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Give me the dice,
I want to roll.
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Well, the dungeon master's
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supposed to roll.
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Yeah, well I'm supposed
to be in Vegas
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throwing up on a shrimp buffet.
Now give it.
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All right,
what do I need?
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Uh, 15 or higher.
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15's the point, the point is 15.
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Give the little lady some room,
here it is, coming out.
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Sixteen!
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Yes!
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Oh, please tell me
we're playing for money.
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Oh, even better than money.
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You gained experience points.
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More potion, please.
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Yeah.
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How are
your crab cakes?
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Kind of funky.
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That's great.
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00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:02,805
It is?
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Does "funky" mean
something different in India?
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00:10:06,194 --> 00:10:08,694
No, no. Uh, you've always
wanted to send your food back
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00:10:08,696 --> 00:10:10,279
in a restaurant;
here's your chance.
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Mm.
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It's okay. I just won't eat 'em.
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Don't be ridiculous. Waiter?
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Everything all right?
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Uh... yeah.
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Everything all right with you?
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Yes.
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'Kay, thanks, bye.
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Hold on.
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Isn't there something else
you wanted to tell him?
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N-No, it-it's fine. Uh...
262
00:10:33,554 --> 00:10:37,206
He's from a different country;
he doesn't understand our ways.
263
00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:41,210
Don't be silly. Just tell him.
264
00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:44,063
I have to go to the bathroom.
265
00:10:44,065 --> 00:10:45,231
And it's not because
266
00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:46,599
the crab cakes are funky.
267
00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:49,685
So you're okay here?
268
00:10:49,687 --> 00:10:50,886
Uh, yeah, sorry.
269
00:10:50,888 --> 00:10:52,905
She's just a little shy.
270
00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:55,274
The-the first time we met,
she was so nervous,
271
00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:58,244
she climbed out a bathroom
window to get away from me.
272
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:14,910
Uh-oh.
273
00:11:18,882 --> 00:11:20,883
Hey, Raj.
274
00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:23,752
Funny story.
275
00:11:24,855 --> 00:11:28,107
Come on, mama wants a
pair of dead ogres!
276
00:11:28,942 --> 00:11:30,943
17! The larger ogre is dead!
277
00:11:32,814 --> 00:11:34,363
The-the other ogre says,
278
00:11:34,365 --> 00:11:37,616
"You killed my brother.
279
00:11:37,618 --> 00:11:41,103
Now Ogre Thanksgiving
is ruined."
280
00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:43,906
That is amazing.
281
00:11:43,908 --> 00:11:46,459
He made me care
about the ogre!
282
00:11:47,377 --> 00:11:49,155
All right, Amy,
there's one ogre left.
283
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,739
Take him out!
Okay.
284
00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:52,991
Pretend he's that
TSA agent. Come on.
285
00:11:54,994 --> 00:11:55,894
Nineteen!
286
00:11:57,731 --> 00:11:59,364
Yes!
287
00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:01,750
This is turning out to be
even better than Vegas!
288
00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:04,369
No, it's not!
289
00:12:07,507 --> 00:12:08,624
Lucy?
290
00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:10,008
Oh, hey.
291
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,960
Long time no see.
292
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:16,081
You don't know me very well,
293
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,016
but each time you crawl out
a bathroom window
294
00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:21,553
to escape my company,
it chips away at my masculinity.
295
00:12:21,555 --> 00:12:23,305
I'm sorry.
296
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,940
Why would you leave like that?
297
00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,591
You were pushing me;
I clearly didn't want
298
00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:29,528
to send my food back, and you
tried to make me do it anyway.
299
00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:33,115
Okay, if I upset you, then why
didn't you just say something?
300
00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:35,701
Well, how can I tell you I'm
upset if I can't tell the woman
301
00:12:35,703 --> 00:12:38,537
at Supercuts that my forehead's
my best feature?
302
00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:41,156
It's scary.
303
00:12:41,158 --> 00:12:42,958
Yeah, well, I like you a lot,
304
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,826
and that's scary for me.
305
00:12:44,828 --> 00:12:48,547
Mostly because
you're a proven flight risk.
306
00:12:48,549 --> 00:12:51,750
How could you like me a lot?
307
00:12:51,752 --> 00:12:54,503
Well, uh, for one thing,
308
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:56,638
you have bigger
emotional problems than I do,
309
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,558
and I find that
very attractive in a woman!
310
00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:04,346
I-I don't know. I just...
311
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,515
I think you're wonderful.
312
00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:15,691
I'm sweating out of my head.
313
00:13:19,612 --> 00:13:24,533
The dragon falls from the sky,
crashing into the volcano!
314
00:13:25,753 --> 00:13:27,286
But wait!
315
00:13:27,288 --> 00:13:28,503
He's not dead.
316
00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:29,955
He crawls out,
317
00:13:29,957 --> 00:13:34,676
spreads his wings
and prepares to attack.
318
00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:35,711
Yeah, uh, wait!
319
00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:39,831
Doesn't he say
something first?
320
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:43,819
You know, maybe in the voice
of a beloved celebrity?
321
00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:45,637
Fine.
322
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:49,474
"You'd think, after all these years,
323
00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:55,030
"I'd know not to fly
over volcanoes.
324
00:13:55,032 --> 00:13:57,366
I'm a freaking idiot."
325
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:01,403
The dragon's
Christopher Walken!
326
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,905
That's perfect.
327
00:14:03,907 --> 00:14:05,207
All right, Amy,
it's your turn.
328
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,291
We need one more hit.
329
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,293
Finish him off!
Here we go.
330
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:09,845
Fifteen?
331
00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:12,197
It's a hit. The dragon collapses
to the ground!
332
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,915
Wait.
333
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,250
Wait.
334
00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:18,086
And says...
335
00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:20,422
"Mother?
336
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,924
"Is that you?
337
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:27,646
Your little boy is coming home."
338
00:14:29,432 --> 00:14:32,401
Oh, I don't know about you
guys, but I have been through
339
00:14:32,403 --> 00:14:34,603
the emotional
wringer tonight.
340
00:14:34,605 --> 00:14:36,822
This may be the potion
talking, but you are
341
00:14:36,824 --> 00:14:39,941
one fine-ass dungeon master.
342
00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:41,493
Oh, yeah?
Well, when we get home,
343
00:14:41,495 --> 00:14:43,362
I'm gonna take you
on a whole different adventure.
344
00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:45,414
Another quest
345
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:48,166
by Wolowitz?
Count me in.
346
00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:52,287
Sheldon, they're talking
about sex.
347
00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:55,407
Oh, then I'm out.
348
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,243
Ooh! I have an idea.
349
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,178
Since it's not happening
anytime soon,
350
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,631
why don't your character
and your character
351
00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:04,599
do it in the game?
352
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,601
Ooh!
353
00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:08,720
Come on, back
me up here.
354
00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:09,688
Oh.
355
00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:12,090
Ooh!
Ooh!
356
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:17,362
Okay, I cast a love spell
on Sheldon and Amy.
357
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:21,033
Oo... Sorry, I thought
you were gonna do that...
358
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:25,237
The love spell takes effect.
359
00:15:25,239 --> 00:15:26,655
When Sheldon looks
360
00:15:26,657 --> 00:15:30,108
at Amy, she is the most
beautiful half-orc
361
00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:31,710
he's ever seen,
362
00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:33,578
and he's overcome
363
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,947
with a desire
to rip her armor off
364
00:15:35,949 --> 00:15:39,835
and gaze fondly
at her four hairy breasts.
365
00:15:41,087 --> 00:15:45,057
When Amy sees Sheldon,
he looks...
366
00:15:45,059 --> 00:15:48,126
well, just like Sheldon, 'cause
apparently she's into that.
367
00:15:49,812 --> 00:15:51,146
What do you do?
368
00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:54,483
I don't like this.
369
00:16:02,425 --> 00:16:05,977
You see what happens
when you let girls play D & D?
370
00:16:09,031 --> 00:16:11,366
Amy.
371
00:16:11,368 --> 00:16:12,918
Amy.
372
00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:15,704
Amy.
373
00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:17,923
What?
374
00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:22,494
I've never knocked
on my own door before.
375
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,214
That was a wild ride.
376
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:29,351
You don't have to come in here
and cheer me up.
377
00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:30,936
Thank you.
378
00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:32,687
Would you go tell
everyone else that?
379
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:34,873
Because they sure think
otherwise.
380
00:16:35,775 --> 00:16:38,059
I'll tell you what they think.
381
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:41,113
They think our relationship
is a joke.
382
00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:45,150
Well, I don't think
our relationship is a joke.
383
00:16:45,152 --> 00:16:46,902
I think
384
00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:48,353
"a horse goes into a bar,
385
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,138
bartender says,
'Why the long face?'"
386
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,174
That's a joke.
387
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:57,446
It's a good one, too,
because a horse has a long face.
388
00:16:58,281 --> 00:17:00,865
Sheldon,
389
00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:04,085
are we ever going to have
an intimate relationship?
390
00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:06,138
Oh, my.
391
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,140
That's an uncomfortable topic.
392
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,778
Amy...
393
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,981
fore I met you,
394
00:17:15,983 --> 00:17:20,202
I never had any interest
in being intimate with anyone.
395
00:17:21,037 --> 00:17:22,637
And now?
396
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,791
And now what?
397
00:17:28,894 --> 00:17:31,613
Do you have any interest now?
398
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:34,950
I have not ruled it out.
399
00:17:34,952 --> 00:17:36,351
Wow.
400
00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:38,587
Talk dirty to me.
401
00:17:38,589 --> 00:17:42,073
I know it doesn't seem
like it to you, but,
402
00:17:42,075 --> 00:17:44,459
for me, what we have
403
00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:47,679
is extremely intimate.
404
00:17:48,514 --> 00:17:51,249
I guess I know that.
405
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,552
It's just...
406
00:17:53,554 --> 00:17:55,587
part of me wants more.
407
00:17:55,589 --> 00:17:57,606
More?
408
00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,191
I mean, look at us.
409
00:17:59,193 --> 00:18:01,977
It's only been three years;
here we are in bed together.
410
00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:09,184
Come on.
411
00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:10,785
Let's go back out there.
412
00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:13,938
Y... Well, no.
Hold on.
413
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:19,244
My Elven magic-user
and your half-orc warrior
414
00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:22,280
did have a love spell
cast on them.
415
00:18:23,382 --> 00:18:25,383
We wouldn't really
be playing the game right
416
00:18:25,385 --> 00:18:27,619
if we didn't see that through.
417
00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:30,972
Okay.
418
00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:37,846
I believe that, uh,
we just killed a dragon.
419
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:42,601
While the others
pillage the corpse,
420
00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:46,605
I lead you
to a secluded area
421
00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:51,809
where I attempt
to remove your leather armor.
422
00:18:56,649 --> 00:18:57,582
It comes off.
423
00:18:57,584 --> 00:19:00,535
Oh.
424
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:03,004
What do you do?
425
00:19:05,658 --> 00:19:07,825
I...
426
00:19:09,011 --> 00:19:11,846
...kiss you... on the lips.
427
00:19:13,549 --> 00:19:17,719
I kiss you back on the...
428
00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:21,523
...lips as well.
429
00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:25,277
Your turn.
430
00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:29,648
I... remove your armor.
431
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,485
What do you do?
432
00:19:33,487 --> 00:19:37,956
I... erotically caress your...
433
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:41,660
...nose.
434
00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:43,211
Keep rolling.
435
00:19:51,037 --> 00:19:53,238
Hey, you guys have been
in there for a while.
436
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,240
- You doing okay?
- We're fine, thank you.
437
00:19:55,242 --> 00:19:57,259
Okay, we just want to say,
we feel really bad about...
438
00:19:57,261 --> 00:20:00,379
Go away! Sheldon
is nibbling on my...
439
00:20:00,381 --> 00:20:02,247
14! Yes!
440
00:20:02,249 --> 00:20:07,249
== sync, corrected by elderman ==