1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:06,806 - Burbank Airport, please. - Vegas, here we come! 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,567 No husbands, no boyfriends, no rules. 3 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:10,868 No rules? 4 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:14,808 We're not gonna get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we? 5 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:18,849 - No. - So there are some rules. 6 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:22,886 Fine. No husbands, no boyfriends and some rules. 7 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:26,684 Thank you. Vegas! 8 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:31,023 - The ladies are away, the boys will play! - Anything can happen! 9 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:34,291 - It's gonna get crazy. - Dungeons & Dragons! 10 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:40,366 I got a brand new bikini so drinks at the pool are on these. 11 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:44,442 I got a sexy new tube top that says "come hither"... 12 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:48,172 ...and a can of pepper spray that says, "Close enough, Jack." 13 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,750 I got some old underwear I'm gonna throw onstage at the Garth Brooks concert. 14 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,680 I'm sorry, why old? 15 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:59,018 Because last time I saw him, I threw new ones and it got me nothing. 16 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:04,393 I've got a brand new seven-piece set of polyhedral dice. 17 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,895 Hello, new dice smell. 18 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,263 I've got my Helm of Lordly Might, my Boots of Speed... 19 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:13,929 ...and if things get too exciting, my Inhaler of Asthma. 20 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:17,866 I've got my new, bloodthirsty, Savage Warrior... 21 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:20,842 ...who will lay waste to all who stand before him. 22 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:24,313 And I had a sensible salad for lunch so I can eat all the pizza I want. 23 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:28,087 Come on, are we gonna sit around chatting like a bunch of teenage girls... 24 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:32,953 ...or play D&D like teenage boys who will never have sex with those teenage girls? 25 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:37,225 Vegas, Vegas, Vegas. 26 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,365 The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko, Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko... 27 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,558 ...the Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko. 28 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,459 I'm actually glad Lucy had to work tonight. 29 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:18,899 Saved me the awkward conversation about how I was gonna be hanging with my bros. 30 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,840 Isn't every conversation you two have awkward? Heh. 31 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:28,274 Painfully so. We have this rule on the phone that if no one talks for three minutes... 32 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:29,608 ...you can just hang up. 33 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,779 I'm so into her. 34 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,789 - Ready whenever you guys are. - Yeah, we'll be right there. 35 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,182 - Leonard. - Yeah? 36 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:43,759 I'm not sure how I feel about Howard being Dungeon Master instead of you. 37 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:47,331 Aw. That's nice, but relax, sometimes change is good. 38 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,264 You were worried about Zachary Quinto being the new Spock... 39 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:51,664 ...but you wound up liking him. 40 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:55,967 Please. Every time the topic of change comes up you throw Zachary Quinto in my face. 41 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:00,008 I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut, "Zachary Quinto." 42 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,315 I'm upset that daylight saving time started, "Zachary Quinto." 43 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,849 Daylight saving time ended, "Zachary Quinto." 44 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:10,850 For the last time, Zachary Quinto was a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event. 45 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,514 So stop using him against me. 46 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,821 Okay, here we go. 47 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:20,726 You find yourselves in an overgrown, old forest. 48 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:24,926 Before you is a giant oak tree with a face on it... 49 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:27,971 ...that looks a lot like Nicolas Cage. 50 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:30,600 He says: 51 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,507 "Travel with caution... 52 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,745 These woods are home... 53 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:42,717 ...to the bones of many a fallen hero." 54 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:49,389 Now, see? Howard's just as good a Dungeon Master as I am. 55 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:53,289 As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four-eyes. 56 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,031 Hey, come on, guys, focus. 57 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:59,763 Um, uh, oh, mighty Nicolas Cage tree. 58 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,937 We thank you for your warning, but we are brave warriors... 59 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,771 ...and nothing short of death will keep us from our goal. 60 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,919 Oh. Lucy's free after all, see you. 61 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:17,785 No, no, no, hey, hey, hey, you can't leave, we just started. 62 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:21,824 You're right, I should finish the game. I take my plus-one long sword... 63 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:25,895 ...stab myself in the face with it. I'm dead, I've got a date with a girl. Bye. 64 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:28,991 We'll be fine. Watch. 65 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:35,596 Ahem. Suddenly, a spectral shape rises from Koothrappali's bloody corpse and says: 66 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:40,905 "Don't worry, buddies. Ghost Raj will help guide you through the forest." 67 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:47,442 I'm just a tree, but if I were you, I'd listen to your ghost friend. 68 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,783 Go on. Give him your lunch money. 69 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:01,024 I'm very happy you were able to hang out. 70 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,497 Me too. 71 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:06,365 Not that it's up to you to make me happy. Unless you find neediness sexy... 72 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:09,507 ...in which case you're with the hottest man on the planet. Heh. 73 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,511 Can I tell you something? 74 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,375 I was so nervous about seeing you... 75 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:19,847 ...before I left my apartment, I put roll-on antiperspirant all over my body. 76 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:21,378 - Really? - Yeah. 77 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:24,681 If sweat starts squirting out the top of my head, you'll know why. 78 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,951 I'm sorry to put you through that. 79 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:32,191 It's okay. I'm trying to force myself to do things that make me scared. 80 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,595 What else have you been thinking about doing? 81 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:35,994 Well, let's see. 82 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,798 I'd love to be able to tell the lady who cuts my hair that I don't like bangs. 83 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,470 - I like your bangs. - Thanks, I like them too. 84 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,117 - What else? - Hmm. 85 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:59,086 It's a tie between sending food back in a restaurant... 86 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:01,920 ...and saying no to kids who sell magazines door to door. 87 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:03,921 Those are both toughies. 88 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,690 I know. I have a two-year subscription to Guns and Ammo. 89 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:14,233 I push my shoulder against the secret door to see if it gives way. 90 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,671 Uh-huh. It does. 91 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:21,675 He does sound effects too. 92 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,379 Hey, I always did sound effects. 93 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,918 Uh, a swarm of bloodthirsty bats fly through the dungeon. 94 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,023 Uh, uh, they attack a nearby unicorn. 95 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,934 Okay, well, I have a sound effect for those sound effects. 96 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:50,203 - Guess who? - What are you doing back? 97 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,537 That's an excellent question. Amy? 98 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:54,978 Uh, well... 99 00:06:56,115 --> 00:07:00,108 ...when we were going through security, I got pulled out of line for a pat-down. 100 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:03,545 The, uh, TSA agent got a little handsy. 101 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:07,625 I may have broken her nose with my elbow. 102 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,388 Long story short, she's on the no-fly list... 103 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,964 ...and we might have been followed here by a drone. 104 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:19,401 - I'm sorry. I feel like such an idiot. - Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money... 105 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:24,236 ...you're filled with shame, you got groped by a stranger. That's Vegas, you nailed it. 106 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:28,807 You guys enjoy your evening. I'm gonna go before I ruin anybody else's weekend. 107 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,347 That's my girl. 108 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:36,616 Amy, wait. I know it's not the night you had in mind... 109 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,087 ...but why don't you stay and play? It'll be fun. 110 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:40,583 Fun? 111 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,092 Three weeks ago you bought crunchy peanut butter... 112 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:46,857 ...now you want the girls to play D&D with... Do you have a drug problem? 113 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:51,134 What's the big deal? Raj bailed, so we could use some extra players. 114 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,330 I've just never played Dungeons & Dragons with girls before. 115 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:57,032 Oh, don't worry, sweetie. No one has. 116 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:01,641 So, what do you say? 117 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,783 I'll leave it up to the Dungeon Master. 118 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:13,320 A satanic fungus that looks suspiciously like Al Pacino... 119 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,893 ...rises from the forest floor and says: 120 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,960 "You're playing D&D... 121 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,292 ...you're playing D&D... 122 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,992 ...this whole apartment... 123 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:27,901 ...is playing D&D." 124 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,815 Okay, who wants a drink? 125 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:42,715 Penny, we don't consume alcohol during Dungeons & Dragons. 126 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:45,357 It impairs ourjudgment. 127 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:50,019 Oh, this isn't alcohol. It's a magic potion that makes me like you. 128 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,396 Double potion, please. 129 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,426 Okay, here we go. 130 00:08:57,603 --> 00:09:03,439 You find yourselves face to face with two hulking ogres. 131 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:06,611 "What are you doing in our dungeon?" 132 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:10,575 "You shall die." 133 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:15,018 Okay, literal goosebumps. Look. 134 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,846 - What do you do? - I draw my broadsword. 135 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:22,250 - I ready my quarter-staff. - I drink my potion. 136 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:27,900 - I say we attack the big one. - Give me the dice. I wanna roll. 137 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,068 The Dungeon Master's supposed to roll. 138 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,933 Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be in Vegas throwing up on a shrimp buffet, give it. 139 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:39,735 - All right, what do I need? - Uh, fifteen or higher. 140 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:44,246 Fifteen's the point. The point is 15. Give the little lady some room. Here it is. Coming out. 141 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,711 - Sixteen! Yeah. - Yeah. 142 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,586 Please tell me we're playing for money. 143 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:55,853 Oh, even better than money. You gained experience points. 144 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,456 - More potion, please. - Yeah. 145 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,395 - How are your crab cakes? - Kind of funky. 146 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,333 - That's great. - It is? 147 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,905 Does "funky" mean something different in India? 148 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:14,504 No, no. You've always wanted to send your food back in a restaurant. Here's your chance. 149 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,241 - That's okay. I just won't eat them. - Don't be ridiculous. Waiter? 150 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:20,946 Everything all right? 151 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:25,956 Uh, yeah. Everything all right with you? 152 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,149 Yes. 153 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,990 - Okay, thanks, bye. - Hold on. 154 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,762 Isn't there something else you wanted to tell him? 155 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:40,636 No, it's fine. He's from a different country. He doesn't understand our ways. 156 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,632 Don't be silly. Just tell him. 157 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:50,040 I have to go to the bathroom. And it's not because the crab cakes are funky. 158 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:56,478 - So you're okay here? - Uh, yeah, sorry. She's just a little shy. 159 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,021 The first time we met, she was so nervous... 160 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,659 ...she climbed out a bathroom window to get away. 161 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,366 Uh-oh. 162 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,547 Hey, Raj? 163 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,675 Funny story. 164 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,384 Come on, Mama wants a pair of dead ogres. 165 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,590 Seventeen! The larger ogre is dead. 166 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,223 The other ogre says: 167 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,331 "You killed my brother." 168 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,534 "Now Ogre Thanksgiving is ruined." 169 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:49,907 That is amazing. He made me care about the ogre. 170 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,868 All right, Amy, there's one ogre left. Take him out. 171 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,674 - Okay. - Pretend he's that TSA agent. Come on. 172 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,551 Nineteen. 173 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:07,519 - This is turning out to be better than Vegas. - Ha, ha. No, it's not. 174 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,421 Lucy? 175 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,629 Hey, long time no see. 176 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,737 You don't know me very well, but each time you crawl out a window... 177 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,535 ...to escape my company, it chips away at my masculinity. 178 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,812 - I'm sorry. - Why would you leave like that? 179 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,643 You were pushing me. I didn't want to send my food back... 180 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,375 ...and you tried to make me do it. 181 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:36,885 If I upset you, why didn't you say something? 182 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,923 How can I tell you I'm upset if I can't tell the woman at Supercuts... 183 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,889 ...that my forehead's my best feature? 184 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:48,625 - It's scary. - Well, I like you a lot and that's scary for me. 185 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,266 Mostly because you're a proven flight risk. 186 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,570 How could you like me a lot? 187 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,670 Well... For one thing, you have bigger emotional problems than I do... 188 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:03,246 ...and I find that very attractive in a woman. 189 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,913 I don't know, I just... 190 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,186 I think you're wonderful. 191 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,355 I'm sweating out of my head. 192 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:28,403 The dragon falls from the sky, crashing into the volcano. 193 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,539 But wait, he's not dead. 194 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:38,149 He crawls out, spreads his wings and prepares to attack... 195 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:39,981 Wait. 196 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,819 Doesn't he say something first? 197 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,652 Maybe in the voice of a beloved celebrity? 198 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:49,785 Fine. 199 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,988 "You'd think, after all these years... 200 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:57,333 ...I'd know not to fly over volcanoes. 201 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,037 I'm a frigging idiot." 202 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:07,702 The dragon's Christopher Walken. Perfect. 203 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,008 Amy, it's your turn. We need one more hit. Finish him off. 204 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,651 Here we go. Fifteen. 205 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,083 It's a hit, the dragon collapses to the ground. 206 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,849 Wait, wait. 207 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,015 And says... 208 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:26,194 "Mother? Is that you? 209 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,400 Your little boy is coming home." 210 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,508 I don't know about you guys, but I've been through the emotional wringer tonight. 211 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:43,781 This may be the potion talking, but you are one fine-ass Dungeon Master. 212 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:47,180 When we get home, I'm gonna take you on a different adventure. 213 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,845 Another quest by Wolowitz? Count me in. 214 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:58,026 - Sheldon, they're talking about sex. - Oh, then I'm out. 215 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,193 Ooh, I have an idea. 216 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,960 Since it's not happening anytime soon... 217 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:07,900 ...why don't your character and your character do it in the game? 218 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,665 Ooh! 219 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,473 - Come on, back me up here. - Oh. 220 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,739 Ooh! 221 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,186 Okay. I cast a love spell on Sheldon and Amy. 222 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,720 Ooh! Sorry, I thought you were gonna do that... 223 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:31,328 The love spell takes effect. When Sheldon looks at Amy... 224 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:35,797 ...she is the most beautiful half-orc he's ever seen... 225 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:39,927 ...and he's overcome with a desire to rip her armor off... 226 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,506 ...and gaze fondly at her four hairy breasts. 227 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:48,136 When Amy sees Sheldon, he looks... 228 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,778 ...just like Sheldon because apparently she's into that. 229 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,810 What do you do? 230 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,146 I don't like this. 231 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,626 You see what happens when you let girls play D&D? 232 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:19,006 Amy. Amy. Amy. 233 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,339 What? 234 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,140 I've never knocked on my own door before. 235 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:30,013 That was a wild ride. 236 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,154 You don't have to come in here and cheer me up. 237 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,153 Thank you. 238 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,524 Would you tell everyone else that? Because they sure think otherwise. 239 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,827 I'll tell you what they think. 240 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,795 They think our relationship is ajoke. 241 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,973 I don't think our relationship is ajoke. 242 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:55,841 I think, "A horse goes into a bar, bartender says, 'Why the long face?"', that's ajoke. 243 00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:01,016 It's a good one too, because a horse has a long face. 244 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,180 Sheldon... 245 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,891 ...are we ever going to have an intimate relationship? 246 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,830 Oh, my, that's an uncomfortable topic. 247 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,224 Amy... 248 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,703 Before I met you... 249 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:23,866 ...I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone. 250 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,334 And now? 251 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,447 And now what? 252 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,316 Do you have any interest now? 253 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,817 I have not ruled it out. 254 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,392 Wow. Talk dirty to me. 255 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:48,192 I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but for me, what we have... 256 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,359 ...is extremely intimate. 257 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,569 I guess I know that. 258 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,836 It's just... 259 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,407 ...I think part of me wants more. 260 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,909 More? 261 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,648 Look at us. It's only been three years, here we are in bed together. 262 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,080 Come on. 263 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,619 Let's go back out there. 264 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,954 Well, no, hold on. 265 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:23,730 My elven magic-user and your half-orc warrior... 266 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,927 ...did have a love spell cast on them. 267 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:31,274 We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through. 268 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,646 Okay. 269 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:41,616 I believe that, uh, we just killed a dragon. 270 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,352 While the others pillage the corpse... 271 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:50,427 ...I lead you to a secluded area... 272 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:55,430 ...where I attempt to remove your leather armor. 273 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,106 - It comes off. - Oh. 274 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,668 What do you do? 275 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,479 I... 276 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,509 ...kiss you on the lips. 277 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:21,418 I kiss you back on the... 278 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,956 ...lips as well. 279 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,963 Your turn. 280 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:33,737 I remove your armor. 281 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,301 What do you do? 282 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,635 I erotically caress your... 283 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,882 ...nose. - Keep rolling. 284 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,691 Hey, you guys have been in there a while. You doing okay? 285 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,389 We're fine, thank you. 286 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:05,401 - Okay, we just want to say we feel bad... - Go away! Sheldon is nibbling on my... 287 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,899 Fourteen! Yes!