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Burbank Airport, please.
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Vegas, here we come!
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No husbands, no
boyfriends, no rules.
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No rules?
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We're not gonna get drunk
and have a six-way
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with the Blue Man Group, are we?
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No.
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So there are some rules.
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Fine.
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No husbands, no boyfriends,
some rules.
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Thank you.
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Vegas!
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The ladies are away,
the boys will play.
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Anything can happen.
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It's gonna get crazy.
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Dungeons & Dragons!
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I got a brand-new bikini, so
drinks at the pool are on these.
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I got a sexy new tube top
that says "Come hither"
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and a can of pepper spray
that says "Close enough, Jack."
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I got some old underwear I'm gonna throw
on stage at the Garth Brooks concert.
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I'm sorry, why old?
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'Cause last time I saw him, I threw
new ones and it got me nothing.
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I've got a brand-new seven
piece set of polyhedral dice.
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Hello, new dice smell.
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I've got my helm
of lordly might,
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my boots of speed,
and if things get too exciting,
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my inhaler of asthma.
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I got my new bloodthirsty
savage warrior
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who will lay waste to all
who stand before him.
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And I had a sensible salad for lunch,
so I can eat all the pizza I want.
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Come on, are we gonna sit around
chatting like a bunch of teenage girls,
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or are we gonna play D & D
like a bunch of teenage boys
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who are never gonna have sex
with those teenage girls?!
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Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
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The Dungeon
of Mofooskay-Heeko!
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The Dungeon of
Mofooskay-Heeko!
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The Dungeon
of Mofooskay-Heeko!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x23 ♪
The Love Spell Potential
Original Air Date on May 9, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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I'm actually glad
Lucy had to work tonight.
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Saved me the awkward conversation about
how I was gonna be hanging with my bros.
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Isn't every conversation
you two have awkward?
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Eh?
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Painfully so.
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We have this rule on the phone that
if no one talks for three minutes,
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you can just hang up.
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So into her.
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Ready whenever you guys are.
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Yeah, yeah, we'll
be right there.
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- Yeah, Leonard...
- Yeah?
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I'm not sure how I feel about Howard
being dungeon master instead of you.
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Oh, that's nice.
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But relax,
sometimes change is good.
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Uh, you were worried
about Zachary Quinto
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being the new Spock,
but you wound up liking him.
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Oh, please.
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Every time the topic of change comes up,
you throw Zachary Quinto in my face.
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I'm upset the mailman
has a new haircut:
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Zachary Quinto.
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I'm upset that daylight
saving time started:
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Zachary Quinto.
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I'm upset daylight saving time
ended: Zachary Quinto.
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I'm saying this for the
last time: Zachary Quinto
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was a weird, wonderful,
unrepeatable event.
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So stop using him against me.
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Okay, here we go.
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You find yourselves in
an overgrown old forest.
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Before you is a giant oak tree
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with a face on it that looks
a lot like Nicolas Cage.
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He says,
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"Travel with caution.
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"These woods are home
to the bones
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"of many a fallen...
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hero!"
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See, Howard's just as good
a dungeon master as I am.
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As good?
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You just got pantsed
in the schoolyard, four-eyes.
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Hey, come on, guys, focus.
Um, uh...
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Oh, mighty Nicolas Cage tree,
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we thank you for your warning,
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but we are brave warriors,
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and nothing short of death
will keep us from our goal.
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Oh, Lucy's free after all.
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See ya.
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Hey, hey, hey, you can't leave.
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We just started.
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You're right,
I should finish the game.
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I take my plus-one long sword,
stab myself in the face with it.
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I'm dead, I've got a
date with a girl. Bye.
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We'll be fine, watch.
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Suddenly, a spectral shape
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rises from Koothrappali's
bloody corpse, and says,
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"Don't worry, buddies,
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"Ghost Raj will help
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guide you through the forest."
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"Well, I'm just a tree, but if
I were you, I'd listen to your
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ghost friend!"
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Go on, give him
your lunch money.
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I'm very happy you were able
to hang out tonight.
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Me, too.
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Not that it's up to you
to make me happy.
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Uh, well, unless
you find neediness sexy.
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In which case, you're about to have dinner
with the hottest man on the planet.
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Can I tell you something?
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I was so nervous
about seeing you,
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before I left my apartment, I put roll-on
antiperspirant all over my body.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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If sweat starts squirting out the
top of my head, you'll know why.
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I, uh, I'm sorry
to put you through that.
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Oh, it's okay.
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I've been trying to force myself
to do things that make me scared.
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What else have you been
thinking about doing?
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Well, let's see.
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I'd love to be able to tell the lady who
cuts my hair that I don't like bangs.
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- I like your bangs.
- Oh, thanks, I like 'em, too.
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- What else?
- Mm...
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it's kind of a tie
between sending food back
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in a restaurant and saying no to those
kids who sell magazines door-to-door.
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Mm, yeah.
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- Those are both toughies.
- I know.
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I have a two-year
subscription to Guns & Ammo.
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I push my shoulder against the
secret door to see if it gives way.
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Uh...
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it does.
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He does sound effects, too!
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Hey, I always did sound effects.
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A-A swarm of bloodthirsty bats
fly through the dungeon.
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Uh, uh, they attack
a nearby unicorn.
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Okay, well, I have a sound
effect for those sound effects.
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- Guess who!
- What are you doing back?
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That's an excellent
question. Amy?
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Uh, well...
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when we were going
through security,
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I got pulled out of
line for a pat-down.
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The, uh,
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TSA agent got
a little handsy...
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I may have broken her
nose with my elbow.
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Long story short,
she's on the No Fly List
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and we might have been
followed here by a drone.
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I'm sorry.
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- I feel like such an idiot.
- Oh, it's not so bad.
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You lost money, you're filled with shame
and you got groped by a stranger.
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I mean, that's Vegas,
you nailed it.
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You guys enjoy your evening.
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I'm gonna go before I ruin
anybody else's weekend.
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That's my girl.
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No, no. Amy, wait.
Uh, uh, I know it's not
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the night you had in mind, but why
don't you guys stay and play with us?
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- It'll be fun.
- It would-- fun?
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Yeah, okay, three weeks ago, you
bought crunchy peanut butter,
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but now you want the
girls to play D & D--
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do you have a drug problem?
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What's the big deal?
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Raj bailed, so we could
use some extra players.
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Well, I've just never played Dungeons
& Dragons with girls before.
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Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
No one has.
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So, what do you say?
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I'll leave it up to
the dungeon master.
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Yeah, a...
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satanic fungus
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that looks suspiciously
like Al Pacino
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rises from the forest
floor and says,
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"You're playing D & D.
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"You're playing D & D.
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"This whole apartment...
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...is playing D & D."
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Okay, who wants a drink?
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Yeah, we-- now, Penny, we don't consume
alcohol during Dungeons & Dragons.
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It impairs our judgment.
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Oh, this isn't alcohol.
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It's a magic potion
that makes me like you.
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Double potion, please.
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Okay, here we go.
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You find yourselves
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face-to-face
with two hulking ogres.
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"What are you
doing "in our dungeon?
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You shall die!"
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Okay, literal goose bumps.
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Look.
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- What do you do?
- I draw my broadsword.
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- I ready my quarter-staff.
- I drink my potion.
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- I say we attack the big one.
- You know what?
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- Give me the dice, I want to roll.
- Well, the dungeon master's
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supposed to roll.
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Yeah, well I'm supposed
to be in Vegas
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throwing up on a shrimp buffet.
Now give it.
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- All right, what do I need?
- Uh,
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15 or higher.
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15's the point, the point is 15.
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Give the little lady some room,
here it is, coming out.
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Sixteen!
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Yes!
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Oh, please tell me
we're playing for money.
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Oh, even better than money.
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You gained experience points.
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- More potion, please.
- Yeah.
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How are your crab cakes?
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Kind of funky.
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- That's great.
- It is?
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00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,384
Does "funky" mean something
different in India?
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00:10:05,884 --> 00:10:08,421
No, no. Uh, you've always
wanted to send your food back
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in a restaurant;
here's your chance.
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Mm. It's okay. I
just won't eat 'em.
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Don't be ridiculous. Waiter?
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Everything all right?
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Uh... yeah.
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Everything all right with you?
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Yes.
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'Kay, thanks, bye.
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Hold on.
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Isn't there something else
you wanted to tell him?
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N-No, it-it's fine. Uh...
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He's from a different country;
he doesn't understand our ways.
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Don't be silly. Just tell him.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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And it's not because the
crab cakes are funky.
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So you're okay here?
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Uh, yeah, sorry.
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She's just a little shy.
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The-the first time we met,
she was so nervous,
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she climbed out a bathroom
window to get away from me.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey, Raj.
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Funny story.
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Come on, mama wants a
pair of dead ogres!
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17! The larger ogre is dead!
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The-the other ogre says,
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"You killed my brother.
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Now Ogre Thanksgiving
is ruined."
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That is amazing.
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He made me care about the ogre!
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All right, Amy,
there's one ogre left.
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- Take him out!
- Okay.
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Pretend he's that
TSA agent. Come on.
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Nineteen!
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Yes!
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This is turning out to be
even better than Vegas!
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No, it's not!
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00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:09,073
Lucy?
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Oh, hey.
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Long time no see.
250
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You don't know me very well,
251
00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:17,511
but each time you crawl out
a bathroom window
252
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:21,068
to escape my company, it chips
away at my masculinity.
253
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,846
- I'm sorry.
- Why would you leave like that?
254
00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:26,576
You were pushing me;
I clearly didn't want
255
00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:29,095
to send my food back, and you
tried to make me do it anyway.
256
00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:32,742
Okay, if I upset you, then why
didn't you just say something?
257
00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:35,076
Well, how can I tell you I'm
upset if I can't tell the woman
258
00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:38,171
at Supercuts that my
forehead's my best feature?
259
00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:40,758
It's scary.
260
00:12:40,779 --> 00:12:44,441
Yeah, well, I like you a lot,
and that's scary for me.
261
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:47,814
Mostly because
you're a proven flight risk.
262
00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:51,613
How could you like me a lot?
263
00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:53,636
Well,
264
00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:56,397
uh, for one thing, you have bigger
emotional problems than I do,
265
00:12:56,415 --> 00:12:59,192
and I find that
very attractive in a woman!
266
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,054
I-I don't know. I just...
267
00:13:04,844 --> 00:13:07,011
I think you're wonderful.
268
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,968
I'm sweating out of my head.
269
00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:24,191
The dragon falls from the sky,
crashing into the volcano!
270
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,412
But wait!
271
00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:29,934
He's not dead. He crawls out,
272
00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:34,052
spreads his wings
and prepares to attack.
273
00:13:34,071 --> 00:13:35,662
Yeah, uh, wait!
274
00:13:37,204 --> 00:13:39,714
Doesn't he say something first?
275
00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:43,256
You know, maybe in the voice
of a beloved celebrity?
276
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,768
Fine.
277
00:13:45,843 --> 00:13:48,916
"You'd think, after all these years,
278
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:54,068
"I'd know not to fly
over volcanoes.
279
00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:57,933
I'm a freaking idiot."
280
00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:01,305
The dragon's
Christopher Walken!
281
00:14:01,329 --> 00:14:03,640
That's perfect.
282
00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:06,049
All right, Amy, it's your turn.
We need one more hit.
283
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,405
- Finish him off!
- Here we go.
284
00:14:08,873 --> 00:14:09,693
Fifteen?
285
00:14:09,712 --> 00:14:12,389
It's a hit. The dragon collapses
to the ground!
286
00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:14,902
Wait. Wait.
287
00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:17,229
And says...
288
00:14:18,822 --> 00:14:20,532
"Mother?
289
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:22,682
"Is that you?
290
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,557
Your little boy
291
00:14:25,582 --> 00:14:27,798
is coming home."
292
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:34,469
Oh, I don't know about you guys, but I have
been through the emotional wringer tonight.
293
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:39,330
This may be the potion talking, but
you are one fine-ass dungeon master.
294
00:14:39,527 --> 00:14:41,231
Oh, yeah? Well,
when we get home,
295
00:14:41,243 --> 00:14:43,711
I'm gonna take you on a
whole different adventure.
296
00:14:44,253 --> 00:14:48,049
Another quest by Wolowitz?
Count me in.
297
00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:52,259
Sheldon, they're
talking about sex.
298
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,406
Oh, then I'm out.
299
00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:58,171
Ooh! I have an idea.
300
00:14:58,242 --> 00:15:00,102
Since it's not happening
anytime soon,
301
00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:03,844
why don't your character and your
character do it in the game?
302
00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:05,838
Ooh!
303
00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:09,441
- Come on, back me up here.
- Oh.
304
00:15:09,465 --> 00:15:11,730
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
305
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:17,016
Okay, I cast a love spell
on Sheldon and Amy.
306
00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:20,668
Oo... Sorry, I thought
you were gonna do that...
307
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:25,291
The love spell takes effect.
308
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:28,751
When Sheldon looks at
Amy, she is the most
309
00:15:28,776 --> 00:15:31,829
beautiful half-orc
he's ever seen,
310
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,678
and he's overcome with a
desire to rip her armor off
311
00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:39,700
and gaze fondly at her
four hairy breasts.
312
00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:44,176
When Amy sees Sheldon,
he looks...
313
00:15:44,618 --> 00:15:48,109
well, just like Sheldon, 'cause
apparently she's into that.
314
00:15:49,877 --> 00:15:51,665
What do you do?
315
00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:54,956
I don't like this.
316
00:16:02,465 --> 00:16:05,530
You see what happens
when you let girls play D & D?
317
00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:12,056
Amy.
318
00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:13,693
Amy.
319
00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,307
Amy.
320
00:16:16,028 --> 00:16:17,861
What?
321
00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:22,509
I've never knocked
on my own door before.
322
00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:25,886
That was a wild ride.
323
00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:29,463
You don't have to come in here
and cheer me up.
324
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,113
Thank you.
325
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,723
Would you go tell everyone else that?
Because they sure think otherwise.
326
00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,993
I'll tell you what they think.
327
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,816
They think our
relationship is a joke.
328
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,378
Well, I don't think
our relationship is a joke.
329
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,630
I think
330
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,780
"a horse goes into a bar, bartender
says, 'Why the long face?'"
331
00:16:49,804 --> 00:16:51,814
That's a joke.
332
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:57,076
It's a good one, too, because
a horse has a long face.
333
00:16:58,922 --> 00:17:00,641
Sheldon,
334
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:04,176
are we ever going to have
an intimate relationship?
335
00:17:04,753 --> 00:17:06,153
Oh, my.
336
00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:08,239
That's an uncomfortable topic.
337
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:12,772
Amy...
338
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,934
before I met you,
339
00:17:16,217 --> 00:17:20,436
I never had any interest
in being intimate with anyone.
340
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,940
And now?
341
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,395
And now what?
342
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,641
Do you have any interest now?
343
00:17:33,088 --> 00:17:34,672
I have not ruled it out.
344
00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:36,211
Wow.
345
00:17:36,235 --> 00:17:38,344
Talk dirty to me.
346
00:17:39,423 --> 00:17:41,787
I know it doesn't seem
like it to you, but,
347
00:17:41,806 --> 00:17:44,094
for me, what we have
348
00:17:44,265 --> 00:17:47,078
is extremely intimate.
349
00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:50,685
I guess I know that.
350
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,136
It's just...
351
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,501
part of me wants more.
352
00:17:55,526 --> 00:17:57,247
More?
353
00:17:57,898 --> 00:17:59,098
I mean, look at us.
354
00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:02,254
It's only been three years;
here we are in bed together.
355
00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:08,767
Come on.
356
00:18:09,395 --> 00:18:10,815
Let's go back out there.
357
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,260
Y... Well, no.
Hold on.
358
00:18:14,475 --> 00:18:19,694
My Elven magic-user
and your half-orc warrior
359
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,291
did have a love spell
cast on them.
360
00:18:23,179 --> 00:18:27,241
We wouldn't really be playing the game
right if we didn't see that through.
361
00:18:28,502 --> 00:18:30,666
Okay.
362
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:37,780
I believe that, uh,
we just killed a dragon.
363
00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:42,367
While the others
pillage the corpse,
364
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:46,380
I lead you to a secluded area
365
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:51,898
where I attempt
to remove your leather armor.
366
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,643
- It comes off.
- Oh.
367
00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:03,351
What do you do?
368
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,759
I...
369
00:19:08,838 --> 00:19:10,471
...kiss you...
370
00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:12,496
on the lips.
371
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:17,354
I kiss you back on the...
372
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:22,177
...lips as well.
373
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,731
Your turn.
374
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:27,883
I...
375
00:19:27,908 --> 00:19:30,114
remove your armor.
376
00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:33,594
What do you do?
377
00:19:33,641 --> 00:19:34,841
I...
378
00:19:34,866 --> 00:19:38,235
erotically caress your...
379
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,565
- ...nose.
- Keep rolling.
380
00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:53,516
Hey, you guys have been in there
for a while. You doing okay?
381
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:55,263
We're fine, thank you.
382
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:57,176
Okay, we just want to say,
we feel really bad about...
383
00:19:57,188 --> 00:20:00,301
Go away! Sheldon
is nibbling on my...
384
00:20:00,612 --> 00:20:02,617
14! Yes!
385
00:20:03,907 --> 00:20:08,907
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