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"The tea in Nepal
is very hot."
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"But the coffee in Peru
is much hotter."
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Last week, I finally became permanent
Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton!
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My first project:
Increase security.
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I got these doors from a jewelry store
that had recently gone out of business.
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Now they're protecting America's
real treasure-- Paper!
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Every morning, I email
the day's security codes.
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Something that's been really missing from
my life has been writing secret codes.
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It's not the KGB, but
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it's a start.
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"The tea in Nepal
is very hot."
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"But the coffee in Peru
is far hotter."
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Close.
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This is Tuesday, right? The--
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The coffee
in Paraguay is far hotter?
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Colder.
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- "The coffee in Paraguay is colder?"
- No, I meant you were getting colder.
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The correct response is;
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"The coffee in Peru
is much hotter."
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- Oh, much. Okay.
- But that's three wrong,
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so I gotta give you the steam.
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- No.
- Unless you want me to break protocol.
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No,
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no. Give me the steam.
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It's just harmless steam
to panic intruders.
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I'd like to get harmful steam,
but the prices are absurd!
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Break protocol!
Break protocol! Break protocol!
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Oh, I'm saving a fortune
on dry-cleaning.
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Sync and corrections by Norther
www.addic7ed.com
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Mama.
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Angela, someone wants you.
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Okay. Coming.
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Hi, baby.
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Angela's divorce
from the senator
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has been very difficult for her.
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When she got kicked out
of her apartment,
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I invited her
to move in with me.
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Ironic that now it's Angela
who's living in the closet.
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Hey-o.
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Saddle shoes with denim?
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I will literally call
child protective services.
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Go get 'em, honey.
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Oh, don't worry.
They'll get got.
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Manager of Dunder Mifflin.
Check!
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Owner of a 1,600-acre beet farm.
Check!
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Engaged to be married to
an actual milkmaid.
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Check...
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on that later today.
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This is my grandmother's ring.
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It was made from a bullet
I took out of her left buttock.
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She was a moonshiner
shot by Adolph Coors.
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This is my grandmother's
buttock bullet ring.
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Hi. Good morning.
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Name is Andrew Bernard.
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You might know me from a TV
documentary that's premiering tonight.
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Also killed it
in local theater,
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and I am fresh off of
a hot industrial flick.
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Okay. Thanks.
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- Go ahead and get in the back of the line.
- Yes!
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Well, I burned all my bridges
at Dunder Mifflin,
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and time to become
the next American idol
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by winning America's Next
A Cappella Sensation
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on channel TBD.
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It's a really cool show. It's
like a total reinvention
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of the whole American
Idol/Voice/Sing-Off phenomenon.
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On this show,
all three judges are mean.
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Sales form for you to sign.
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You know what to do.
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Okay.
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Behind every great regional manager is a
great assistant to the regional manager,
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and I have chosen
one of the best.
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Aw, thanks, man.
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Once upon a time, we were natural enemies,
but we've overcome our differences,
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- much like Germany and
Italy in World War... - No.
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Good call.
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Together, we run
a no-nonsense office.
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_
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Preconference room meeting
with Dwight went really well.
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Oh. Bodes well for the
post-conference room meeting.
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All depends on the conference room
meeting itself.
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Uh, okay.
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- Is that them again?
- Yeah.
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Maybe you should call back.
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I will.
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I will.
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The guys at Athlead
are still bugging me
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about this three-month
road show thing.
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Meeting athletes on their home
turf, building relationships.
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Yeah, it sounds exciting. But...
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I said no, and that's final.
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I almost lost Pam
over this business.
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I'm not risking that again.
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When Jim decided to come back to
Scranton full-time, I was relieved,
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but I also feel a little guilty.
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I mean, he's giving up
this big thing for me.
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But he seems happy.
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I mean, he's certainly been
goofing around a lot.
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I love goofy Jim.
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Welcome.
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He welcomes you.
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Please take an agenda item.
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- Your agenda-taking pleases him.
- Have a seat, Phyllis.
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There we go.
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As you know, I like to begin each
day with an inspirational quote.
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"Some say the only failure there
is is the failure to try."
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"That is wrong.
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Failure of any kind
is failure."
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- Jim, over to you.
- Let's not get crazy
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and ruin our no-nonsense
streak, all right?
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So, for instance, if you're
expecting a fax today,
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please don't yell out,
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"Michael J. Fax
from fax to the future!"
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Okay? That's nonsense.
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- Question.
- Yes, beautiful girl in the front.
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We are expecting a water
delivery today at 10 a.m.
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What if, as they're
delivering the water jugs,
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someone screams out,
"nice jugs!"
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That's obviously nonsense.
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Nonsense.
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And what percentage of nonsense
do we tolerate in this office?
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- Zero.
- No nonsense.
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- No. Can't have nonsense.
- What is going on?
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Daycare won't take Phillip
anymore.
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Why?
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Apparently my station in life has descended
to a depth even they won't forgive.
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So, hi.
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Hi, buddy.
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Okay. Um,
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new agenda item.
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Phillip will be joining us
at the office today.
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Gotta write that down.
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Okay, big day today.
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Airing of the documentary.
Who's excited?
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I'd better come out of this
smelling like a rose.
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I've been on my best
behavior for nine years.
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If it wasn't for the cameras, I
would've done some truly vulgar crap.
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Over the course of this documentary,
I've had three affairs.
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If you find my body in a ditch,
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let me save the
police some trouble.
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My wife did it.
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I'm letting you all off
half an hour early
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to view the documentary,
so you can make it up to me
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by working an extra
half an hour tomorrow
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or a minute extra
for the rest of the month.
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Ooh! Announcement.
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Some of us whose
televisions got broken
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during an all-you-can-eat
shrimp commercial
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will be watching tonight
at Poor Richard's.
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But note, all are
welcome, not just those
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who saw an all-you-can-eat
shrimp commercial
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and charged their televisions.
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I can't believe the doc
is finally going to air.
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When this thing started,
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I was still having sex
with women.
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As was Kevin, I believe.
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This airs tonight?
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Oh, my God.
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If my parents see this,
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I am toast.
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This is really huge.
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This is like the march on
Washington, but for a singing show.
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Whoohoo!
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Can you imagine if
Martin Luther King were here
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and sang I Dreamed a Dream
from Les Mis?
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With that baritone?
That would be historic.
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Whoohoo! Casey Dean!
Cincinnati, Ohio!
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- Whoa.
- ♪ Doctor, doctor, gimme the news ♪
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♪ I got a great Casey Dean
for you ♪
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- No. No, this is my time!
- America wants it!
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You don't belt on my time!
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- I belt on my time!
- ♪ Casey Deeeeee-eeean
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♪ Casey
De-ee-ee-ee-ee-ean ♪
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- Man, those are some nice pipes!
- Yeah.
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What's your name?
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Andy.
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What's yours?
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- Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?
- Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?
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- Guys.
- Because whenever I pack the bag,
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you say I do it wrong.
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- Guys.
- Why don't you pack it?
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- Guys. - Kevin, what?
- Kevin, what is it?
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Do you want to see a video of a
weatherman who says "bold front"
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instead of "cold front"?
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It's insane.
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Not now, Kevin.
Can't you see we're busy?
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Phillip needs his apple snacks.
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Seriously, Kevin.
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- I'm just gonna have to go to the store.
- Okay, you go to the store.
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Phillip, Phillip, Phillip.
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It's all about Phillip.
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I hate Phillip.
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Not now!
Private time!
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I love Star Wars as much as
the next guy... - Hey, hey.
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Seriously?
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My God, I'm so sorry.
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Well, this might
make up for it.
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I think I have found
an enormous source
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of overlooked PFN.
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Which is, of course...?
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- Potential future nonsense.
- Yes.
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Good abbreviating, Jim.
That saved some time.
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Now, hurry up. Shut the door.
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Break it down for me.
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I'm gonna need you to look
at your hierarchy mobile.
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- You've got a regional manager.
- The power source.
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Obviously, the assistant
to the regional manager.
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A loyal but bungling apostle.
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But what about the assistant
assistant to the regional manager?
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Someone to whisper in the ear
of the consigliore.
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Exactly.
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I'd have to get
some more wire and string,
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but it's doable.
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Do you think any of them
out there are capable?
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Yeah, right.
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I mean, unless they're
willing to pass some tests.
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I like the sound of that.
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- Who did you have in mind?
- Well, I know this sounds crazy,
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but how would King Arthur choose the
next knight of his round table?
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That doesn't sound crazy, Jim.
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That's the sanest thing
I've ever heard.
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- What are you listening to?
- Hmm? Um, uh, locking in my starting note.
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♪ A 440
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- Oh, sweet.
- A cappella is all about pitch,
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and I am nothing if not
a total pitch bitch.
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What's up, everybody?
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And welcome to America's Next
A Cappella Sensation!
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Oh, my God!
You're gorgeous!
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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And thank you for your patience.
And we hope to see you guys
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within the next five
to seven hours.
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Now, just to give you a couple
parameters of the show,
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each of you will sing a song
for 30 seconds,
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after which our judges
will decide
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if they want you
in their a cappella group.
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Now, each group will start
with 90 singers
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which will compete in a series of
singing and physical challenges.
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Oh, and look out
for that pesky mole!
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There's a mole?
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Oops.
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I'm not supposed to--
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not supposed to say that.
All right. No mole.
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Forget I said it, all right?
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What mole? What are you talking about?
I already forgot about it.
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Good man right there.
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I'll see you guys inside.
Good luck, all right?
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Yeah!
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Pour some Sugar Ray on me!
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What?
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- On a roll much?
- I don't know where it came from.
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- That was amazing, man!
- Yeah. Yeah, it felt good. It felt funny.
251
00:11:50,426 --> 00:11:52,195
Yeah, you made a personal
connection with him.
252
00:11:52,217 --> 00:11:54,020
- I did. I felt it.
- Big time.
253
00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:56,905
What are you so excited about?
254
00:11:56,936 --> 00:12:00,033
- Nothing.
- What are you up to?
255
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,285
Members of the office, hear ye.
256
00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:07,187
That means ye, Plop.
257
00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:09,065
"Plop"?
Still?
258
00:12:09,089 --> 00:12:11,083
We owe Andy that much.
259
00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:14,329
- Absolutely, we do.
- Am I right, people?
260
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:17,798
- Fine.
- Today, we will be testing candidates
261
00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:21,346
for the position of assistant to the
assistant to the regional manager.
262
00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:23,110
- Aw, heck, yeah.
- Nice.
263
00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:26,717
You'll always have the upper
hand when you've got a good
264
00:12:26,772 --> 00:12:28,228
"aarm."
265
00:12:28,252 --> 00:12:31,523
- Trademark pending.
- This is not an excuse to blow off work
266
00:12:31,536 --> 00:12:33,142
doing carnival-like
activities.
267
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,671
Sure, every participant
will be getting a corn dog,
268
00:12:35,683 --> 00:12:37,386
but that's for fueling only.
269
00:12:37,415 --> 00:12:39,390
- No savoring.
- Wow. What an honor.
270
00:12:39,402 --> 00:12:42,137
- God, I envy them.
- He envies you.
271
00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:43,598
You don't need to repeat
right now...
272
00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:44,715
- All right.
- What I'm saying.
273
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:46,902
By 2:00, Dwight
will choose himself
274
00:12:46,929 --> 00:12:49,340
to be assistant
to his own assistant,
275
00:12:49,365 --> 00:12:50,465
me.
276
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,942
What's up?
277
00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:59,786
What's going on?
How was the "delivery"?
278
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,472
Delivered all my
furniture to Philly.
279
00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:02,851
Hey, keep it down, though.
280
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,507
Nobody knows I'm here.
281
00:13:04,661 --> 00:13:07,356
I hate good-byes,
so last week,
282
00:13:07,368 --> 00:13:08,989
when I left
Dunder Mifflin for good,
283
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,683
I pulled the old
"Irish Exit."
284
00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:12,766
Just slipped out
with making a big deal.
285
00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:14,364
No hard feelings.
286
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,246
No feelings at all.
287
00:13:17,921 --> 00:13:21,469
A good assistant knows
what their superior is thinking
288
00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:22,727
before they even think it.
289
00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,740
Meredith, what number
am I thinking of right now?
290
00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:26,866
Uh, two.
291
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,389
985,000,000,000,017.
292
00:13:29,437 --> 00:13:31,044
Not even close, Meredith.
293
00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:32,536
- Come on!
- Okay. Pam.
294
00:13:32,558 --> 00:13:34,558
What song is running
through my head right now?
295
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:36,448
The theme song
from Saved by the Bell.
296
00:13:36,473 --> 00:13:38,723
Oh, my God! It was the
theme song to Boy Meets World.
297
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,067
Wait. No, no, no, stop.
298
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:43,374
Spouses can read each other's minds.
You're trying to give your wife this job.
299
00:13:43,808 --> 00:13:45,678
That's exactly
what I was doing.
300
00:13:45,715 --> 00:13:48,053
Plop, what animal
am I picturing?
301
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:48,868
A horse.
302
00:13:48,892 --> 00:13:50,774
Ew, the exact opposite,
actually.
303
00:13:50,822 --> 00:13:52,293
What's the opposite of a horse?
304
00:13:52,305 --> 00:13:54,399
- Come on. It's sea horse.
- A sea horse.
305
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:56,669
Whoa,
306
00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:58,963
how did you know
that I was gonna...
307
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,916
Say that?
308
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,439
Uncanny.
309
00:14:04,651 --> 00:14:06,314
Challenge number two, protocol.
310
00:14:06,338 --> 00:14:07,463
- Clark!
- Yeah.
311
00:14:07,495 --> 00:14:09,205
Do you want a corn dog?
312
00:14:09,238 --> 00:14:11,226
- I would love a corn dog.
- We'll see.
313
00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:13,864
You are an assistant who's just
gotten a phone message.
314
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:17,312
I am in a meeting with Dwight,
Robert Dunder, and his niece.
315
00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:19,039
Uh-oh, look who came to join us.
316
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,174
The Turkish ambassador
to Armenia,
317
00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:24,689
Yuri Slovak, who, by the way, is extremely
embarrassed about the size of his nose.
318
00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:26,660
Go ahead and read
that phone message.
319
00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:29,135
"Mr. Halpert, your wife
called to find out
320
00:14:29,164 --> 00:14:31,011
how your meeting
with Yuri big nose went."
321
00:14:31,029 --> 00:14:32,174
No, no, no, no!
322
00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:34,559
You don't read it
aloud like that!
323
00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:37,228
God! Besides, the whole
thing is a trick question.
324
00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:39,361
There's no Turkish ambassador
to Armenia.
325
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,442
The two countries don't have
diplomatic relations.
326
00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:45,873
Uncanny.
327
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:49,208
I just hope that if my buddies
who are still in Afghanistan
328
00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:52,061
see me win, they'll feel like
anything is possible.
329
00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:53,941
Great. More screen time
for the war vet.
330
00:14:55,284 --> 00:14:58,470
All you gotta do is risk your life for this
country and everyone goes Gaga for you.
331
00:14:58,495 --> 00:14:59,785
Oh, over at
the porta-potties,
332
00:14:59,806 --> 00:15:02,735
they were interviewing a homeless,
single mother with three kids.
333
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,948
- What?
- Yeah.
334
00:15:04,999 --> 00:15:09,447
Is this a show about the
resiliency of the human spirit
335
00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:11,460
or is it a show about singing?
336
00:15:11,472 --> 00:15:13,460
I don't know, but I'm getting
really worried here.
337
00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:15,108
Me too.
338
00:15:15,925 --> 00:15:18,827
- Hold my place in line.
- Where are you going?
339
00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:22,050
They want
feel-good stories?
340
00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:24,977
Wait till they get
a good feel of me.
341
00:15:25,982 --> 00:15:27,864
- Thanks, man.
- Thank you.
342
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,486
Yep. Take care.
343
00:15:29,864 --> 00:15:32,068
- Darryl, hey.
- Hey.
344
00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:33,963
Cool. Are you coming
back to say hi?
345
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,505
No, no.
I'm not here, actually.
346
00:15:36,624 --> 00:15:38,077
These doughnuts
are part of my escape
347
00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:40,226
from the guys at the warehouse
I didn't say good-bye to.
348
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:41,497
Aha!
349
00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:43,438
- How's Athlead?
- We livin' like rock stars.
350
00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:46,405
I'm about to eat free steak
with my sports heroes
351
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,698
in 32 different cities.
352
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,725
- Wow.
- Jim really doesn't want to come?
353
00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:52,592
- He says he doesn't want to.
- Wow. Man.
354
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,304
I hope he doesn't regret it.
355
00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,921
Well, he seems really happy being
back here at Dunder Mifflin.
356
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,781
Jim is happy here,
selling paper at Dunder Mifflin?
357
00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:02,584
That's what he says.
358
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,246
If you say so.
359
00:16:04,265 --> 00:16:05,383
Hey, good seeing you.
360
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,526
Remember, I was never here.
361
00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:08,611
All right, then.
362
00:16:10,093 --> 00:16:13,429
An assistant brings their boss
coffee with speed and dexterity,
363
00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:15,490
but an assistant
to the assistant
364
00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:16,965
has a thousand times
more to prove,
365
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,565
- am I right?
- A thousand times more.
366
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,247
- I'll try this one.
- Phyllis.
367
00:16:20,265 --> 00:16:22,467
Grab both these coffees,
double fist it,
368
00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:25,383
- and head through this obstacle course.
- Okay. Ooh, it's hot.
369
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,143
Yeah. It's real.
370
00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:29,752
It's the only way
you'll learn. Okay.
371
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,710
And go ahead.
372
00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:35,216
Oh, God, nice.
373
00:16:35,436 --> 00:16:36,749
She's through the green,
everybody.
374
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,333
- Here comes yellow.
- No, no, no, no.
375
00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:39,371
- A real doozy.
- Oh, boy.
376
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:41,260
Phyllis, seriously?
377
00:16:41,488 --> 00:16:43,444
- Look at that form.
- Oh, my God, that's just pathetic!
378
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,355
The boss needs his coffee!
379
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:46,955
Wow.
380
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,943
Here you are, sir!
Here's your coffee!
381
00:16:54,073 --> 00:16:55,930
Ow! My skin!
Ow! Ow!
382
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,729
Aah! It burns! Aah!
383
00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,752
Aah! Aah!
384
00:17:00,289 --> 00:17:01,595
Uncanny.
385
00:17:04,997 --> 00:17:07,062
Darryl?
Darryl!
386
00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:09,856
- Oh!
- Oh, hey!
387
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,908
Hey, what's up, y'all?
388
00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,013
You left us
without saying good-bye!
389
00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:15,120
Oh.
390
00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:16,226
My bad.
391
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,450
Good-bye, everybody.
392
00:17:17,468 --> 00:17:19,233
- No, that is totally uncool!
- Hey, no way!
393
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,125
Are you kidding?
394
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,807
You broke our hearts.
395
00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:24,568
- Get upstairs.
- I don't think I should--
396
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,168
Get upstairs, mister!
397
00:17:26,193 --> 00:17:28,226
- Yeah!
- Right now!
398
00:17:28,244 --> 00:17:29,765
So, I'm going upstairs.
399
00:17:29,872 --> 00:17:32,791
You know, Dwight, this whole
search for the assistant thing,
400
00:17:32,815 --> 00:17:34,217
none of these people
are good enough.
401
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:35,186
I know.
402
00:17:35,211 --> 00:17:39,088
What I'm about to say makes
no logical sense, and yet
403
00:17:39,113 --> 00:17:41,041
it might be the most logical
thing I've ever said.
404
00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,738
Jim, this is gonna come
as no surprise,
405
00:17:42,744 --> 00:17:44,926
but I know exactly
what you were gonna say.
406
00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:47,856
The only possible assistant
to my assistant...
407
00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:49,549
Is...
408
00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:50,690
Me.
409
00:17:51,453 --> 00:17:53,528
The new assistant
410
00:17:53,553 --> 00:17:55,253
to the assistant
411
00:17:55,269 --> 00:17:57,757
to the regional manager is...
412
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,987
- Dwight K. Schrute.
- Yes!
413
00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:02,899
Thank you.
414
00:18:02,911 --> 00:18:05,469
I think you might
want to kneel for this.
415
00:18:05,492 --> 00:18:08,994
And yet, the manager for Dunder
Mifflin kneels for no man.
416
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,217
Wait.
417
00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:14,618
- That's it.
- Okay.
418
00:18:14,653 --> 00:18:16,187
You look really, really good.
419
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,970
Okay, from now on,
420
00:18:27,989 --> 00:18:29,865
anyone who needs to speak to me
421
00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:33,330
has got to go
through me first, all right?
422
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:40,185
Hey.
423
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:43,431
- Hey.
- You all right?
424
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,579
What's going on?
425
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,552
Are you happy?
426
00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:50,349
Yes, I'm happy.
427
00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:52,372
No, I know that you're, like,
428
00:18:52,409 --> 00:18:54,197
happy, and, like,
you had fun today.
429
00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:55,760
- Yeah.
- And that was fun. But
430
00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:57,647
what about a year from now?
431
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,607
- What?
- What about five years from now?
432
00:18:59,619 --> 00:19:01,694
- Pam.
- Because I'm so glad you're back, baby,
433
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,569
but I'm just--I was
talking to Darryl,
434
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,753
and he was talking
about the trip,
435
00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:09,472
and I just feel like
you're giving up so much.
436
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:12,178
This was my decision,
not yours.
437
00:19:12,202 --> 00:19:14,251
- Okay. I kind of forced you to do it.
- You didn't force me.
438
00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:16,438
- You did not force me to do this.
- Yes, I did.
439
00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:18,719
- I don't know how else to tell you.
- I'm afraid you're gonna resent me,
440
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,030
- and I'm afraid that...
- Resent you?
441
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:23,328
This is not enough for you, and I'm
afraid that I'm not enough for you.
442
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,570
Is that really what you think?
443
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:30,692
Not enough?
444
00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:34,004
I don't know how else
to explain it to her, so...
445
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,879
you know what? I know
it's against the rules, but
446
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,040
I'm gonna need
a favor from you guys.
447
00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:41,127
Okay.
You got it, man.
448
00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:48,640
I didn't realize we
were this close.
449
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,494
We're all a little hormonal
with the doc airing.
450
00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:54,168
Are you gonna come to poor Richard's
and watch with us tonight?
451
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,924
Uh... yeah.
452
00:19:57,134 --> 00:19:58,351
Depending on traffic.
453
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,173
- He ain't coming.
- Oh, God!
454
00:20:02,424 --> 00:20:05,218
These dudes are definitely
in a weird mood.
455
00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:08,012
Picked the wrong day
to return a truck.
456
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:10,612
- Well, it's been great.
- 11 years.
457
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,591
A guy is in your life
for 11 years,
458
00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:14,611
and then he's gone
for who knows how long.
459
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,490
Maybe forever.
Anyhow--
460
00:20:16,502 --> 00:20:19,152
Did we ever have lunch
together, just--
461
00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,844
just the two of us?
462
00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:23,633
You know what, I'm gonna
make reservations right now
463
00:20:23,828 --> 00:20:25,888
- at Cugino's.
- Question for Darryl.
464
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:28,479
Did we ever get loaded and
listen to zeppelin in my van?
465
00:20:28,513 --> 00:20:30,354
Oh, oh, I'm sure we did.
466
00:20:30,372 --> 00:20:33,435
Nah, I call
one hour van time with Darryl.
467
00:20:33,453 --> 00:20:36,370
Darryl, you know, I would love to
just record some of your stories,
468
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:39,265
just let the tape roll for
six or eight or ten hours,
469
00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:40,863
and just see what we get.
470
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,793
Listen, guys, we can do it all.
471
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:46,393
We just have to divide Darryl's next
12 hours into 90-minute segments.
472
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:49,011
I will go watch an eHow
video on how to use excel,
473
00:20:49,035 --> 00:20:52,261
- and then we'll get this started.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
474
00:20:52,713 --> 00:20:55,533
Okay, I made the mistake
of sneaking out of here,
475
00:20:55,594 --> 00:20:56,811
and that's on me.
476
00:20:56,837 --> 00:21:00,081
But I'm not gonna spend
the rest of the day here
477
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:02,828
doing stuff with you 'cause
you're feeling sentimental.
478
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:04,633
- You have to!
- Come on!
479
00:21:04,646 --> 00:21:08,149
Hey, hey, hey.
I'll do one thing with y'all.
480
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,399
Which thing?
481
00:21:09,411 --> 00:21:10,963
I don't care.
Choose amongst yourselves.
482
00:21:10,985 --> 00:21:13,398
Not the van though.
483
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,478
Kevin, Kevin.
484
00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:21,471
Oh, you know my name.
485
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:24,035
Well, that is shocking.
486
00:21:24,111 --> 00:21:26,172
Kevin, could you not do that?
487
00:21:26,204 --> 00:21:26,997
What?
488
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:30,583
I'm moving the ink
down in my pen, for work.
489
00:21:31,079 --> 00:21:33,642
- Here, use my pen.
- Don't tell me what to do!
490
00:21:33,686 --> 00:21:35,774
- Shh!
- No, I don't need this.
491
00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:38,278
And you obviously
don't need me.
492
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,609
- Kevin, where are you going?
- Away.
493
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:45,397
Tell Phillip that his stupid
little baby wish came true.
494
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:49,968
He just won't go down.
495
00:21:49,994 --> 00:21:52,394
It's as if he's excited
by all this paper.
496
00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:54,648
I know, earlier today
he tried to eat
497
00:21:54,683 --> 00:21:57,068
some of the 24-weight
letter bond.
498
00:21:57,089 --> 00:21:58,639
Smart baby.
499
00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:01,490
That's the most flavorful bond.
500
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:09,695
Hey, what's going on over here,
501
00:22:09,701 --> 00:22:12,408
some sort of singing
competition for the young'uns?
502
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,571
You're back.
503
00:22:13,587 --> 00:22:15,909
- No, it's me, Andy.
- No, I know.
504
00:22:15,915 --> 00:22:17,844
No, no, no, I'm wearing makeup.
505
00:22:17,873 --> 00:22:19,573
You did a really great job.
506
00:22:19,591 --> 00:22:21,963
- You even look shorter.
- Oh, I took out my lifts.
507
00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:23,699
- Oh.
- Yeah, unlike Andy Bernard,
508
00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:25,441
this character
is my real height.
509
00:22:25,495 --> 00:22:26,738
Oh.
510
00:22:26,744 --> 00:22:30,176
All day long, it's moo the
cows and cluck the hens.
511
00:22:30,201 --> 00:22:32,027
- Mm-hmm.
- Get the sheep baa-ed.
512
00:22:32,045 --> 00:22:33,605
Oink the pigs.
513
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:35,974
Oink the pigs,
that is very important.
514
00:22:36,019 --> 00:22:38,307
Dwight, I'm telling you
about all the things
515
00:22:38,344 --> 00:22:40,776
that ma said after the horse
kicked her in the head.
516
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:42,966
Where are you?
517
00:22:43,377 --> 00:22:44,790
Dwight?
518
00:22:44,845 --> 00:22:46,798
The way that boy
looks at the Galactica
519
00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:49,862
is precisely the way
I look at the Galactica.
520
00:22:50,038 --> 00:22:53,210
And he eats the same kind
of paper I do.
521
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,367
Hmm.
522
00:23:02,392 --> 00:23:04,945
- Thank you, Esther.
- Bye.
523
00:23:15,355 --> 00:23:17,446
You threw the summoning bag
at me, sir?
524
00:23:17,469 --> 00:23:19,129
I need you to perform a test.
525
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:22,006
- Perform a test.
- On an innocent baby.
526
00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:24,310
Ooh, I like where
this is going.
527
00:23:24,335 --> 00:23:26,105
Unfortunately, I have a lot
on my plate today,
528
00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:28,297
so I'm gonna have to hand
this off to my number two.
529
00:23:28,315 --> 00:23:30,228
But don't worry,
530
00:23:30,253 --> 00:23:32,003
he's the best in the biz.
531
00:23:32,196 --> 00:23:34,379
- Damn straight.
- Unless you think he can't handle it.
532
00:23:34,397 --> 00:23:37,187
- Hey, he can handle it.
- All right.
533
00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:44,684
Listen, listen. Shh, buddy.
534
00:23:44,717 --> 00:23:48,092
Stanley's sleeping. You don't want to
wake up the grumpy old walrus, do you?
535
00:23:48,142 --> 00:23:50,092
I heard that.
536
00:23:50,123 --> 00:23:51,586
Mama.
537
00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:53,884
Hey, you want me to take
the little diaper blaster?
538
00:23:53,903 --> 00:23:57,774
Pam can attest, there's no one better
at getting brats to shut their yaps.
539
00:23:58,387 --> 00:23:59,871
He does have a gift.
540
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,513
Well, he's calling for his mom,
541
00:24:01,531 --> 00:24:03,479
but, okay, here, here you go.
542
00:24:03,504 --> 00:24:05,055
- Careful, he bites.
- Mama.
543
00:24:05,089 --> 00:24:06,862
Okay.
544
00:24:09,050 --> 00:24:11,776
You ever been
in a manager's office before?
545
00:24:12,303 --> 00:24:14,252
Phillip, you wanna play
a little game?
546
00:24:14,277 --> 00:24:16,427
It's called
"Schrute or Consequences."
547
00:24:16,445 --> 00:24:18,736
You're gonna choose
one of these two things,
548
00:24:18,744 --> 00:24:21,813
a check for a million dollars
549
00:24:22,147 --> 00:24:25,687
or this dirty old beet.
550
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,226
Yuck, pew!
551
00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:30,409
Which will it be?
552
00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:33,822
Money or the beet?
553
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,576
Beet.
554
00:24:36,857 --> 00:24:37,965
Yeah.
555
00:24:39,301 --> 00:24:41,083
Any ordinary child
would have taken the money,
556
00:24:41,095 --> 00:24:42,943
but you're no ordinary child,
are you?
557
00:24:42,965 --> 00:24:44,346
No.
558
00:24:44,454 --> 00:24:46,874
I can tell by your gorgeous,
559
00:24:46,930 --> 00:24:49,303
widely-set eyes.
560
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,407
Sorry, folks, the judges
are totally swamped.
561
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,993
We are all done
taking auditions.
562
00:24:56,012 --> 00:24:57,212
- Oh, come on.
- Hey!
563
00:24:57,243 --> 00:24:58,918
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
564
00:24:58,937 --> 00:25:00,741
But thanks for coming out
and please be sure
565
00:25:00,759 --> 00:25:02,903
to watch America's Next
A Cappella Sensa--
566
00:25:02,922 --> 00:25:04,505
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't do that.
567
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,562
- Yeah--
- You can't do that.
568
00:25:05,593 --> 00:25:06,795
We've all been waiting!
Okay.
569
00:25:06,826 --> 00:25:08,543
I am going in there.
Don't--
570
00:25:08,578 --> 00:25:09,978
- No, you're not, sir.
- Don't--don't--
571
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,091
- Please don't.
- Don't touch me.
572
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,338
I'm not touching you.
Okay.
573
00:25:13,366 --> 00:25:14,210
No!
574
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:16,185
- Run, old man! Run!
- Ow.
575
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,862
Run! Run for your life!
576
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,235
Get off. Don't you dare.
Don't get--I could see it.
577
00:25:21,248 --> 00:25:22,713
You were gonna get handsy
with me.
578
00:25:22,741 --> 00:25:23,991
Not interested.
579
00:25:24,018 --> 00:25:25,570
I'm Casey Dean!
580
00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:27,287
You'll be seeing
the last of me!
581
00:25:27,324 --> 00:25:31,178
Or--I meant you won't
be seeing the last of me!
582
00:25:32,871 --> 00:25:34,353
Hey.
583
00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:36,475
Did you manage to feed him?
I don't know what it is.
584
00:25:36,487 --> 00:25:38,313
He just keeps
spitting out the nipple.
585
00:25:38,325 --> 00:25:40,712
That's because this baby
is of superior intelligence.
586
00:25:40,743 --> 00:25:42,868
He can tell when he's being
tricked out of the experience
587
00:25:42,893 --> 00:25:45,863
- of a real human breast.
- Come on.
588
00:25:45,887 --> 00:25:47,420
He's not that smart.
589
00:25:47,535 --> 00:25:50,755
He doesn't know
where I hid his duck.
590
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:58,287
♪ I am beautiful
591
00:25:58,309 --> 00:26:01,821
♪ no matter what they say ♪
592
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:06,181
♪ Yes, words
can't bring me down ♪
593
00:26:07,196 --> 00:26:09,259
- ♪ Whoa-oh-no
- Hi.
594
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:12,284
- You're still here. Oh, thank God.
- ♪ I am beautiful
595
00:26:12,315 --> 00:26:14,298
Clay Aiken,
Santigold, Aaron Rodgers.
596
00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:16,487
You're, like, my three
favorite people ever.
597
00:26:16,525 --> 00:26:19,620
- Excuse me, what is this?
- Sweetheart, you're amazing, okay?
598
00:26:19,639 --> 00:26:21,555
You're obviously gonna
be on the show.
599
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,235
So it's someone else's
turn now.
600
00:26:23,259 --> 00:26:25,698
Yeah.
Go ahead, all right?
601
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:27,641
Um...
602
00:26:27,765 --> 00:26:30,100
My name is Ezra Cornell
603
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:34,003
and I'm just a kindly old fellow
with a song in my heart.
604
00:26:34,036 --> 00:26:37,672
No, you're a middle-aged man
with a lot of makeup on.
605
00:26:37,994 --> 00:26:39,497
Busted.
606
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,229
Got it.
Yes, all right.
607
00:26:41,241 --> 00:26:43,752
Tried to get your attention
with tricks, but
608
00:26:43,876 --> 00:26:45,552
you just want to hear me sing.
I respect that.
609
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:48,368
We do not
want to hear you sing.
610
00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:50,308
Gabriella
was our last audition.
611
00:26:50,328 --> 00:26:53,122
- Thank you. Good-bye.
- Nope! Can't end like this.
612
00:26:53,627 --> 00:26:55,237
Slept in my car last night.
613
00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:57,443
Quit my job,
burned all my bridges.
614
00:26:57,530 --> 00:26:59,348
I went to the bathroom
on my boss's car.
615
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,814
And I did unspeakable things
with Carla Fern.
616
00:27:01,845 --> 00:27:05,059
- Ugh, flag on the play.
- That's--that's what--Yeah.
617
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,605
Okay, all right,
well, here's the song.
618
00:27:07,504 --> 00:27:11,644
♪ Far above Cayuga's waters
619
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,586
♪ with her waves so blue
620
00:27:15,610 --> 00:27:19,558
♪ stands our noble Alma Mater ♪
621
00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:21,421
What is this song?
622
00:27:21,446 --> 00:27:24,278
Are you insane?
It's the Cornell fight song.
623
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:27,325
Listen, all right, thank you very much.
We're not interested.
624
00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:29,092
You didn't let me finish.
That's not fair.
625
00:27:29,111 --> 00:27:31,176
Look, man, you're not terrible
but we've heard a lot
626
00:27:31,188 --> 00:27:34,063
of really good singers today,
and you're just not good enough.
627
00:27:34,173 --> 00:27:35,993
Wow, you guys are really mean.
628
00:27:36,793 --> 00:27:38,189
I guess that's the show.
629
00:27:38,214 --> 00:27:40,577
- Let me try a different song, okay?
- Can he do this?
630
00:27:40,601 --> 00:27:44,469
♪ Hey, hobo man,
hey, Dapper Dan ♪
631
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,148
♪ You both got your style
632
00:27:46,173 --> 00:27:49,336
♪ but, brother,
you're never fully dressed ♪
633
00:27:49,449 --> 00:27:53,085
♪ Without a smile
634
00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:54,349
Yeah.
635
00:27:54,377 --> 00:27:58,173
♪ Your clothes
may be Beau Brummelly ♪
636
00:27:58,242 --> 00:27:59,982
Look, you gotta go.
637
00:28:05,078 --> 00:28:06,829
You can't
just sit here and cry.
638
00:28:06,857 --> 00:28:10,326
Oh, I can so
just sit here and cry!
639
00:28:22,711 --> 00:28:24,711
Thank you.
640
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,693
Hey, Kev, how you doing, buddy?
641
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,226
Can't hear you.
642
00:28:30,365 --> 00:28:33,350
I'm giving you
the silence treatment.
643
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:36,281
How does it feel being ignored?
644
00:28:37,289 --> 00:28:40,331
Okay, I guess, it's just
that Phillip got you something.
645
00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:43,053
Yeah, a $25 gift card.
646
00:28:43,078 --> 00:28:46,190
- iTunes.
- I think there's, like, $7 left.
647
00:28:46,271 --> 00:28:47,552
It's just his way of saying;
648
00:28:47,570 --> 00:28:50,518
"Thanks for letting me
hang out in accounting."
649
00:28:50,548 --> 00:28:53,621
- Phillip got this for me?
- Sure.
650
00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:56,638
That was a really cool move.
651
00:28:56,808 --> 00:28:59,283
Would you like to hold Phillip?
652
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,803
Yeah.
653
00:29:01,814 --> 00:29:03,947
That's Kevin.
654
00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:05,784
- Whoa.
- Easy.
655
00:29:05,803 --> 00:29:08,586
What a chubbers.
656
00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,486
- Whoa.
- Okay. Okay.
657
00:29:10,503 --> 00:29:13,409
- I'm losing my balance. Whoa.
- Now, Kevin--No. - Hey, no.
658
00:29:13,422 --> 00:29:14,728
- No horseplay.
- Stop it.
659
00:29:14,747 --> 00:29:16,220
You want to play
with the cactus?
660
00:29:16,244 --> 00:29:17,683
- No.
- No, no.
661
00:29:17,694 --> 00:29:20,267
So, me and Phillip
were just talking
662
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:24,564
and we decided we're
gonna be best friends.
663
00:29:24,839 --> 00:29:27,110
He's a little
standoffish at first.
664
00:29:27,151 --> 00:29:29,202
But once he starts
buying you things,
665
00:29:29,274 --> 00:29:32,276
man, you can tell he likes you.
666
00:29:36,116 --> 00:29:38,248
We have our decision.
667
00:29:38,631 --> 00:29:40,462
You chose one thing.
668
00:29:40,941 --> 00:29:43,063
We want to dance with you.
669
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:47,393
- You want to dance?
- One dance. All of us together.
670
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,168
This is what you want?
671
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,817
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.
672
00:29:53,715 --> 00:29:56,306
Better get some decent
speakers up here then,
673
00:29:56,535 --> 00:29:57,841
'cause we're gonna
do this right.
674
00:29:57,856 --> 00:29:59,334
Yes!
675
00:29:59,370 --> 00:30:01,225
Yeah!
676
00:30:02,023 --> 00:30:03,890
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
677
00:30:04,091 --> 00:30:05,972
Hey. You wanted
to see me?
678
00:30:06,023 --> 00:30:08,074
Door. Chair.
679
00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:12,721
- It's about Phillip.
- I'm sorry he's here today.
680
00:30:12,733 --> 00:30:14,258
- But I had--
- I believe
681
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,333
that that boy may be a Schrute.
682
00:30:17,645 --> 00:30:19,158
And if he is,
683
00:30:19,176 --> 00:30:22,135
that child needs to be
accorded what is his.
684
00:30:22,147 --> 00:30:25,094
An enormous farm,
an inheritance,
685
00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:29,134
and the right to be raised under
rigorous Schrute traditions.
686
00:30:29,606 --> 00:30:31,312
You will, of course,
687
00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:34,495
be compensated with a
marriage proposal.
688
00:30:36,558 --> 00:30:38,133
How thoughtful.
689
00:30:38,157 --> 00:30:41,673
Then the two of you would move to my
1,600-acre estate, which, let's face it,
690
00:30:41,691 --> 00:30:44,666
is a big step up from living
in a gay man's closet.
691
00:30:45,362 --> 00:30:48,268
If he is your son,
692
00:30:49,186 --> 00:30:51,357
that's a great plan.
693
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,007
But he's not.
694
00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:56,399
He's not your son.
695
00:30:57,865 --> 00:30:59,817
Very well.
696
00:31:00,331 --> 00:31:03,380
- Can I go back to my desk now?
- Yes.
697
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:16,683
What's this?
698
00:31:16,698 --> 00:31:19,804
Well, I've been trying to
tell you how I feel, and
699
00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:22,988
you wouldn't believe me, so...
700
00:31:23,857 --> 00:31:25,901
I needed a little help.
701
00:31:26,071 --> 00:31:28,940
Jim, I need my assistant to
the regional manager, code red.
702
00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:32,208
Okay, I don't have my pocket code
chart on me right now, so...
703
00:31:32,249 --> 00:31:34,424
Now.
704
00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:37,648
I have an assistant now who can
help you with whatever you need.
705
00:31:37,672 --> 00:31:39,298
He is lazy, so crack the whip.
706
00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:41,400
Jim, I'm not kidding.
707
00:31:41,449 --> 00:31:43,449
I need you.
708
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:48,176
Go ahead.
709
00:31:48,299 --> 00:31:50,205
Okay, um,
710
00:31:50,567 --> 00:31:52,314
this is--
711
00:31:52,332 --> 00:31:54,798
I'll be right back.
712
00:31:58,544 --> 00:31:59,801
What do we got?
713
00:31:59,813 --> 00:32:02,451
I was thinking of proposing
to Esther today.
714
00:32:02,517 --> 00:32:05,531
Wow! Congratulations.
That's a really big step, man.
715
00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:07,301
She's got a ton
of great qualities.
716
00:32:07,319 --> 00:32:11,507
She's young, she's beautiful. Genes
so pure you could lick them.
717
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,765
Her family admires me.
My family tolerates hers.
718
00:32:14,795 --> 00:32:17,198
A lot of them are the same people
because we're third cousins,
719
00:32:17,216 --> 00:32:20,270
which is great for bloodlines,
and isn't technically incest.
720
00:32:20,307 --> 00:32:22,657
Right in the sweet spot. I think
you're gonna be really happy.
721
00:32:22,669 --> 00:32:25,629
Plus her dowry contains
a walk-in freezer
722
00:32:25,647 --> 00:32:28,635
full of frozen, premium cattle sperm.
723
00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:31,196
- That's a lot of pros.
- And did I mention that she weaves?
724
00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:34,274
Colorful, durable blankets and rugs.
It all adds up.
725
00:32:34,298 --> 00:32:36,349
So what is the problem?
726
00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:42,276
Angela.
727
00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:10,988
I don't know what
you want me to tell you, man.
728
00:33:11,871 --> 00:33:13,993
All I know is that
729
00:33:14,142 --> 00:33:17,343
every time I've been faced
with a tough decision,
730
00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:22,802
there's only one thing that
outweighs every other concern.
731
00:33:22,897 --> 00:33:27,260
One thing that will make you give up
on everything you thought you knew.
732
00:33:27,884 --> 00:33:30,257
Every instinct,
733
00:33:30,557 --> 00:33:33,290
every rational calculation.
734
00:33:33,577 --> 00:33:35,494
Some sort of virus?
735
00:33:35,857 --> 00:33:37,645
Love.
736
00:33:38,032 --> 00:33:39,876
Oh.
737
00:33:41,161 --> 00:33:43,161
_
738
00:33:44,162 --> 00:33:47,741
_
739
00:33:47,784 --> 00:33:50,077
_
740
00:33:58,622 --> 00:34:03,566
♪ The anger swells in my guts ♪
741
00:34:03,585 --> 00:34:09,823
♪ And I won't feel
these slices and cuts ♪
742
00:34:12,379 --> 00:34:18,351
♪ I want so much
to open your eyes ♪
743
00:34:18,376 --> 00:34:20,448
♪ 'Cause I need you
744
00:34:20,466 --> 00:34:24,264
♪ to look into mine
745
00:34:27,747 --> 00:34:33,274
♪ Tell me that
you'll open your eyes ♪
746
00:34:35,091 --> 00:34:39,159
♪ Tell me that
you'll open your eyes ♪
747
00:34:39,170 --> 00:34:41,236
I'm in love with you.
748
00:34:41,257 --> 00:34:42,434
What?
749
00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:47,982
♪ Tell me that you'll
open your eyes ♪
750
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:54,813
♪ Tell me that you'll open
your eyes ♪
751
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,763
♪ Get up, get out
752
00:34:57,794 --> 00:35:01,499
Dwight, listen,
no matter what happens,
753
00:35:02,228 --> 00:35:04,672
you got to forget
about all the other stuff.
754
00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:07,008
You gotta forget about logic
755
00:35:07,145 --> 00:35:09,697
and fear and doubt.
756
00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:13,059
You just gotta do
everything you can
757
00:35:13,173 --> 00:35:16,693
to get to the one woman who's
gonna make all this worth it.
758
00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:19,267
At the end of the day,
759
00:35:19,804 --> 00:35:22,302
you gotta jump.
760
00:35:25,152 --> 00:35:27,967
You love Angela, Dwight.
761
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,096
I think you always have.
762
00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:37,753
You're a good assistant, Jim.
763
00:35:37,976 --> 00:35:40,153
Not as good as you.
764
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:43,302
That's very true.
765
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:46,936
- Get the hell out of here.
- You got it.
766
00:35:47,516 --> 00:35:51,602
I was just, um,
checking out my present.
767
00:35:51,731 --> 00:35:55,518
This is an amazing gift because
it comes with bonus gifts.
768
00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:58,438
Look inside.
769
00:36:02,488 --> 00:36:05,145
Oh, my God!
770
00:36:05,488 --> 00:36:07,564
- The yearbook picture!
- Yes.
771
00:36:07,595 --> 00:36:09,963
That's incredible. Is
this the boggle timer?
772
00:36:09,975 --> 00:36:11,448
I didn't think you were
gonna get that one.
773
00:36:11,468 --> 00:36:13,002
- I really didn't.
- Oh, no!
774
00:36:13,015 --> 00:36:16,296
This is, like, the best
present ever. Okay, wait.
775
00:36:16,495 --> 00:36:17,740
What is this?
776
00:36:17,777 --> 00:36:20,035
A mini golf pencil
that you threw at me.
777
00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:23,303
Like, three years ago.
You saved this?
778
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:28,923
- Yes, I did. - Oh, my God.
♪ And I won't waste a minute without you ♪
779
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,028
You watched it.
780
00:36:35,364 --> 00:36:36,852
Yeah.
781
00:36:36,871 --> 00:36:40,006
Well, then I guess
you're ready for this.
782
00:36:41,269 --> 00:36:44,441
- What's that?
- It's from the teapot.
783
00:36:45,918 --> 00:36:48,485
Everything you'll ever
need to know
784
00:36:48,655 --> 00:36:50,739
is in that note.
785
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,791
Not "enough" for me?
786
00:37:07,897 --> 00:37:09,410
You are
787
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:11,428
everything.
788
00:37:17,034 --> 00:37:18,954
Thank you.
789
00:37:21,596 --> 00:37:25,248
- Okay. Ready everybody?
- Hit it, red!
790
00:37:42,883 --> 00:37:44,975
♪ Dance
791
00:37:45,754 --> 00:37:48,882
♪ boogie wonderland
792
00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:53,112
♪ Dance
793
00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:57,621
♪ boogie wonderland
794
00:37:57,658 --> 00:38:00,292
♪ midnight creeps so slowly ♪
795
00:38:00,314 --> 00:38:01,646
♪ Into hearts
796
00:38:01,664 --> 00:38:05,088
♪ of men who need more
than they get ♪
797
00:38:05,107 --> 00:38:07,646
♪ Daylight deals a bad hand ♪
798
00:38:07,664 --> 00:38:09,427
♪ To a woman
799
00:38:09,457 --> 00:38:12,364
♪ who has made too many bets ♪
800
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:16,240
♪ The mirror stares you
in the face ♪
801
00:38:16,264 --> 00:38:19,889
♪ And says, baby, uh-uh,
it don't work ♪
802
00:38:19,901 --> 00:38:21,744
♪ You say your prayers
803
00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:23,518
♪ though you don't care
804
00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:26,902
♪ You dance
and shake the hurt ♪
805
00:38:26,951 --> 00:38:29,193
♪ Dance
806
00:38:29,581 --> 00:38:33,334
♪ boogie wonderland
807
00:38:34,242 --> 00:38:35,932
♪ Dance
808
00:38:35,969 --> 00:38:37,013
♪ Dance
809
00:38:37,036 --> 00:38:41,720
♪ boogie wonderland
810
00:38:42,202 --> 00:38:45,100
I wanted to leave quietly.
It seemed dignified.
811
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:47,270
But having Kevin
grind up on my front
812
00:38:47,288 --> 00:38:49,823
while Erin pretends
to hump me from behind
813
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:52,405
is a more accurate tribute
to my years here.
814
00:38:54,046 --> 00:38:56,098
I'm gonna miss these guys.
815
00:38:56,296 --> 00:38:57,696
Okay, I've got my--
816
00:38:57,718 --> 00:39:00,399
- See you guys at Poor Richard's, all right?
- All right, Meredith. - Okay, bye.
817
00:39:00,411 --> 00:39:01,955
- See you there. Listen, I--
- Bye, Phillip.
818
00:39:01,974 --> 00:39:03,643
High five.
819
00:39:04,404 --> 00:39:06,137
Yay!
820
00:39:06,274 --> 00:39:08,225
I am gonna drop Phillip off
at my mother's,
821
00:39:08,237 --> 00:39:10,031
and I'll meet you at
poor Richard's in an hour.
822
00:39:10,044 --> 00:39:11,920
Are you sure you don't
want me to drop him off?
823
00:39:11,939 --> 00:39:13,726
She doesn't know I'm living
with a straight woman.
824
00:39:13,747 --> 00:39:15,164
I don't want to
get her hopes up.
825
00:39:15,198 --> 00:39:18,411
All right. Bye, buddy.
Bye, bye, bye.
826
00:39:18,571 --> 00:39:19,905
Oh, my goodness.
827
00:39:27,076 --> 00:39:28,746
Pull over!
828
00:39:28,770 --> 00:39:30,021
Dwight?
829
00:39:30,085 --> 00:39:32,177
Move to the side of the road!
830
00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:34,750
- Why?
- Pull over!
831
00:39:35,043 --> 00:39:37,193
What do you--Dwight!
832
00:39:40,072 --> 00:39:42,935
Dwight, what the fuck
is your problem?
833
00:39:42,941 --> 00:39:44,315
- Shut up, woman!
- Who drives like that?
834
00:39:44,328 --> 00:39:46,406
Listen to me!
I love you!
835
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,691
And I don't care
that Phillip's not my son!
836
00:39:48,721 --> 00:39:52,254
I will raise 100 children
with 100 of your lovers
837
00:39:52,266 --> 00:39:54,488
if it means I can be with you!
838
00:39:55,712 --> 00:39:57,216
Can you put that down?
839
00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,643
This expresses how loudly
I love you!
840
00:40:00,675 --> 00:40:02,459
It's too loud.
841
00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,718
This is a ring
842
00:40:09,915 --> 00:40:12,370
taken from the buttocks
of my grandmother,
843
00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:16,177
put there by the Gangster
Patriarch of the Coors Dynasty,
844
00:40:16,438 --> 00:40:19,045
melted in a foundry
run by mennonites.
845
00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:22,506
Okay. Yes.
Yes, I will!
846
00:40:25,997 --> 00:40:28,641
- I love you.
- I love you!
847
00:40:30,364 --> 00:40:32,761
- And I lied to you.
- What?
848
00:40:33,326 --> 00:40:34,838
Phillip's your son.
849
00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:36,137
What?
Why would you say that--
850
00:40:36,156 --> 00:40:38,795
I just needed you
to want to marry me
851
00:40:38,845 --> 00:40:41,830
because you wanted to marry me.
852
00:40:42,798 --> 00:40:44,763
Get out!
853
00:40:44,928 --> 00:40:46,842
I'm a dad!
You're a dad!
854
00:40:54,209 --> 00:40:55,647
Hey, grab a seat.
855
00:40:55,665 --> 00:40:57,367
We have that table
and that table,
856
00:40:57,388 --> 00:41:00,390
but not that table
or that table or that table.
857
00:41:00,448 --> 00:41:03,806
Floor's up for grabs. Meredith
has been hogging the can.
858
00:41:05,204 --> 00:41:07,294
Oh!
859
00:41:09,028 --> 00:41:10,527
You have to change
the channel to PBS.
860
00:41:10,533 --> 00:41:12,177
- Yeah.
- College baseball is on.
861
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,797
But there's a documentary coming up.
Everyone in the bar will love it.
862
00:41:14,803 --> 00:41:16,390
- What's it about?
- A paper company.
863
00:41:18,425 --> 00:41:19,931
How many people want the game?
864
00:41:19,956 --> 00:41:22,057
- Yeah!
- Yes!
865
00:41:22,242 --> 00:41:23,407
Who wants PBS?
866
00:41:23,428 --> 00:41:25,763
- Whoo!
- Yes!
867
00:41:25,943 --> 00:41:28,343
Sorry. A tie means
I do nothing.
868
00:41:28,348 --> 00:41:29,795
Sir, please.
869
00:41:29,830 --> 00:41:31,774
This show is about me
870
00:41:31,796 --> 00:41:36,202
and my attempts to find love
in all the wrong places.
871
00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:38,598
- One more for the doc.
- Hey!
872
00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:43,114
- Yay, Andy!
- - All right.
873
00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:44,834
Yes!
874
00:41:45,311 --> 00:41:46,801
Hey, how was
the singing show audition?
875
00:41:46,828 --> 00:41:49,472
Oh. Eh, whatever.
876
00:41:49,521 --> 00:41:51,401
No big deal.
877
00:41:51,563 --> 00:41:55,075
Okay.
30 seconds to show time.
878
00:41:56,182 --> 00:41:57,708
I feel scared a little.
879
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,197
Yeah, I'm not ready for this.
880
00:41:59,216 --> 00:42:01,585
No one is ready for this.
You can't be ready for this.
881
00:42:01,597 --> 00:42:03,141
We don't even know
what this is.
882
00:42:03,186 --> 00:42:06,485
One thing we do know.
Nothing will ever be the same.
883
00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:08,773
Here we go.
884
00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:14,603
All right, Jim, your
quarterlies look very good.
885
00:42:14,627 --> 00:42:16,216
How are things going
at the library?
886
00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:18,228
Oh, I told you.
I couldn't close it, so--
887
00:42:18,252 --> 00:42:21,635
So, you've come to the
master for guidance?
888
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,554
Is this what you're saying,
grasshopper?
889
00:42:23,579 --> 00:42:25,849
Uh, actually,
you called me in here.
890
00:42:25,897 --> 00:42:28,755
All right. Well, let me
show you how it's done.
891
00:42:28,908 --> 00:42:33,908
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