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D'oh!
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What the...!
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Hmm?
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Ew, cheap PVC smell.
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Oh, no. I'm an action figure!
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And I hate action.
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Hiddiley-ho,
articulated neighborino.
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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Why, it's practically
mint on card.
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Shut up, Flanders!
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This reality ain't all bad.
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Pastry power, activate.
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Whoa!
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Beep, beep, beep.
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Homer, give me a yank.
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I'm lonely. Typical.
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Homer, this isn't
the way to the mall.
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The mall?
I thought you said Badass City!
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Tokyo drift.
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♪ The Simpsons 24x20 ♪
Fabulous Faker Boy
Original Air Date on May 12, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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I'm fatality.
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All right, Dad!
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Hey, put the
chicken one back on.
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Urgent message
from Nelson Muntz.
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- Go on.
- Haw. Haw.
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Well, I am going to write
a note back to Mr. Muntz.
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Sorry about that. So, Mrs. Simpson,
the reason you're here...
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Let me guess. You need
a field trip mom.
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A library volunteer?
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Someone to Purell the CPR dummy?
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Resusci-Kate is just
fine, thank you.
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We're here to talk about Bart.
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What did he do now?
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Oh, today, I'm not here to
talk about what he did.
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I'm here to talk
about the future.
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What did he do in the future?
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I'm not sure what he's planning, although
there is a lot of Internet chatter.
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I want to change his character:
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less Dennis the Menace,
more Casper the Ghost,
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if he were still alive.
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What if Bart took music lessons?
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Music classes could channel his destructive
impulses into artistic expression.
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I myself have been taking
flamenco lessons.
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Got it, music lessons.
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Mother!
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Right. Right.
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Inside.
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Oh, stupid clog.
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My head hairs!
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I'm bald!
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Get... get... get in there.
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D'oh!
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Aw, damn it!
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Welcome back... to America's
Most Tattooed Baby.
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Now, if the Lindblads can fit just
one more tattoo on baby Jennifer--
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and she's getting pretty
full, I can tell you that--
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they win the grand prize
of $100.
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So what'll it be?
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Walk away! Walk away!
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TV's gotten so lousy.
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Did you ever wonder
if hippopotamuses
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think that rhinos are unicorns?
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TV's not so bad.
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Sweetie... did you ever
think of doing something
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a little more creative
with your time?
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If you're worried about your Mother's
Day present, it's in the works.
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I was thinking something
more artistic.
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Something musical.
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You could take advantage of a
fantastic musician living right here.
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That's the kind of riff you can
aim for after years of practice.
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We start off with the
fun stuff: music theory.
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Don't worry, music theory's just
a fancy word for music math.
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My dear boy, you undoubtedly
think of the slide whistle
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as merely a whistle
that slides.
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Let me disabuse you
of that misperception.
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- Pass.
- Do you have any idea how difficult...
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Bye, now.
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Behold!
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From the pages of Dune
and Dune Messiah,
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Gurney Halleck's beloved zither:
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the baliset.
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Pass.
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When I die, you will carry on the
tradition of... the Frink-e-min.
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Pass.
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Ah, Mr. Homer.
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I see you are wearing
the bald man's beret.
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- Is it that obvious?
- Oh, yes.
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The only thing that screams "I am
hiding hairlessness" more is a goatee.
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I'm as smooth as jazz.
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Oh... my wife has never seen
my head naked.
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Maybe I should wear
a cowboy hat.
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A cowboy hat means "I'm
ashamed of my small penis."
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Don't even ask me
what this means!
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Yee-haw!
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I'm a-compensatin'!
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New student.
Sit at piano.
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My daughter teach you.
You, mother!
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Come to kitchen and see
picture of my dead wife.
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- That's okay. I...
- No, no, no, no.
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She is not dead in picture.
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Uh... she is dying.
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Let's go, Bart.
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So, you want lesson?
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- Yes. I want lesson.
- I accept your whip.
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A girl who likes candy?
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Wow.
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So, how much are lessons?
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I give you something you want...
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you give me something I want.
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I'm sorry, did my
voice go all evil?
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It is common
with Russian accent.
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You'd better be asking
for something PC:
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pie or cake.
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Here's my offer:
my daughter give lessons,
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you teach me to drive car.
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There might be
some nagging involved.
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Deal! Now we toast with vodka.
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Ah.
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- Now we drive!
- Huh?
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Homer, I recommend getting drunk
on my most expensive beer:
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Duff Platinum.
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Hey, what the...?
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But I used the best label paste.
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Those two hairs were what
was left of my youth, Moe.
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Hey, come on, there's
sexy bald, like, um...
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Babar, king of the elephants.
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I read his books as a kid.
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He married his cousin, Celeste.
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That was my takeaway.
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Those royal elephants have
trainers to keep them in shape.
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Average schmoe like me,
forget it.
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Well, let me see
how bald you are.
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Whoa... whoa!
Dear Lord.
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Here. Oh. You need
this more than I do.
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Just... just what exactly
is this good for?
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It's nice when something you plan in
your head for so long comes to fruition.
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Where you going, Bart?
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Piano lesson.
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Ooh, piano lesson.
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We put two of those guys up there
just for using a big word.
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"Caché" is not a big word.
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Clickety clack!
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Wait, wait. I'm not
learning anything.
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I'm just going
'cause the teacher's pretty.
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Okay. But you'd better steal
bananas for all of us.
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I will!
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Let me go.
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I have a swim lesson
with a gorgeous lifeguard.
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- What gender?
- You're not allowed to ask.
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Okay. Check your mirrors.
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Hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
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Slowly back out
of the driveway.
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Aah!
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Mmm...
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Daddy said I was a accident.
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Okay, let's try again.
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That is so beautiful.
Did you write it?
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These are scales.
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Now, memorize:
Every good Boris deserves farm.
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Let me try.
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Every good booger
deserves flicking.
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Your tongue is nimble,
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unlike sausage fingers.
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Sausage fingers!
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Do what I do.
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♪ Druguyu nevestu
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♪ Drugoi iyunya
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♪ Drugoi solnechni
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♪ Medovyi mesyats...
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♪ Yeshche odim sezon
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♪ Yeshche odna prichina
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♪ Dlya vupi makin'...
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Ah...
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♪ Dlya makin'...
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♪ Whoopee...
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Scales!
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Lesson over.
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Lesson over.
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Aah! What are you doing?
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I want to go backwards. Like
Russian economy, under Putin.
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Stop making Putin jokes.
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You sound like police... under Putin.
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Ugh. Speaking of police...
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I'm sorry, Officer. I believe
my license is, uh...
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...somewhere in these pairs
of easy-fit blue jeans.
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Eh? Eh?
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That's not the way
American police do things.
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Finally.
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Someone who knows what a traffic
stop is really all about.
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Uh, Chief, don't you think
those jeans are a little tight?
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We're all not high-waisted
like you, Lou, okay?
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I'm just gonna lie down
in the backseat here.
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Okay.
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All right, the blue knight
is ready for action!
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- What's wrong?
- Every note you play
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sounds like dying animal
writhing on keys.
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Awesome!
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I just want to get more students
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and help my father
with his dream.
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Buying a limo.
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He could tell big shots
in the back that,
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no, they cannot smoke.
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Seriously,
I'm gonna make you proud.
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I have hidden talents.
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Oh, Bort, if only you make
such a miracle happen...
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I would love your
hands forever.
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Wait a minute. You can't hear.
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I am so proud.
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I would've been happy if
Bart was just a piano mover.
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Thank you. I owe
it all to Zhenya.
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Can you teach my boys?
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But no tickling the ivories.
You treat them with respect.
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Can you teach my monkey?
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Then I can deal with the Musician's
Union instead of the Humane Society.
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Much easier to muscle.
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Zhenya, I couldn't have
done it without you.
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And you.
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Bart!
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Bart, I've never been
so proud of you.
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Never, never, never!
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And now I'll always be
at home in a saloon.
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Something smells fishy.
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Yar, that would be me.
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But I agree. There's
something funny here.
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- Is it me?
- No!
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00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:03,193
Oh...
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00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,268
Hey, your baseball cap's one
plastic bump tighter than usual.
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What gives?
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Okay, guys, here's the deal.
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I've gone bald.
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Then again, who cares?
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Yeah, you already
landed a hot wife.
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That's the only reason
men evolved hair.
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What are you talking about?
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You lured Marge in with your hair.
You trapped her with marriage.
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You skinned and field-gutted
her by having kids.
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Now she's mounted on
your wall for good,
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with fake glass eyes
and a rubber tongue.
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The way you put it, it sounds
so perfect, but it's not.
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You sound seriously depressed.
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00:14:40,139 --> 00:14:41,845
Why don't we talk
about it over at Moe's?
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It's not even noon.
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Yeah, I've got
a watch, egghead.
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I couldn't help overhearing
your predicament.
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Mainly because
my hearing is so great.
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- Who are you?
- The answer to your prayers.
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Are you my guardian angel?
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If so, can you turn a
pumpkin into a chariot?
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Even a used Camry would be okay.
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00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:04,342
No, just a regular
hairless Joe like you.
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Been bald since I was 23.
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With the money I've saved,
I bought a yacht.
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Whoa... You're cool with it?
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I haven't even told my wife.
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You wait for the right moment,
you show her that glorious dome,
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and then you rest it
sweetly on her bosom
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and let the kisses
flow like rain.
259
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,389
Wow, is that what
your wife did?
260
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No wife. I just slept with
thousands of bald women.
261
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Caught your recital, Bart.
262
00:15:37,391 --> 00:15:40,989
Lisa, isn't it great to have a
musical genius in the family?
263
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Helen Lovejoy,
264
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,766
you always have to stir the pot.
265
00:15:44,808 --> 00:15:47,443
Unlike you, when you make
your lumpy clam chowder.
266
00:15:47,471 --> 00:15:49,673
I guess Bart must be
a musical genius,
267
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because frauds are
always found out.
268
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Always.
269
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My work is done.
270
00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:08,258
Now to reward myself
with a case of wine.
271
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Hi, Zhenya.
I'm here for my lesson.
272
00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:14,790
Good to see you, my love.
273
00:16:14,823 --> 00:16:15,956
Sit on porch.
274
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- Are there other people in here?
- Because of your performance,
275
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I win many new students.
276
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:26,050
Come on. I got to learn my mom's
stripper music by midnight.
277
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:29,103
But if I got you all these students,
shouldn't you be grateful?
278
00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:31,416
Oh, of course I'm grateful.
279
00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:33,888
Here is cushion for porch chair.
280
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,056
Go to "bata boom."
281
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Mopped myself into a corner.
282
00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,023
Oh...
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00:16:50,061 --> 00:16:53,697
Mom, you'd still be proud of me if
I couldn't play the piano, right?
284
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,360
Of course.
285
00:16:55,384 --> 00:16:58,250
But very, very, very angry
286
00:16:58,262 --> 00:17:00,006
at all the time I wasted.
287
00:17:00,828 --> 00:17:02,356
Gulp? Was that a gulp?
288
00:17:02,374 --> 00:17:03,925
Are you getting a sore throat?
289
00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:05,869
Let me give you
some castor oil.
290
00:17:05,922 --> 00:17:06,966
Hmm...
291
00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:13,745
You'll need your voice
to say, "Thanks, Mom,"
292
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after your next recital.
293
00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:16,581
My wha...?
294
00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:20,828
I signed you up for the 10-And-Below
Talent Show next week. Huh?
295
00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:24,041
You know, I'm almost 11.
It's not really fair.
296
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:26,005
Bart, when you were
on that stage,
297
00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:29,861
it felt like you were pouring
those notes right into my heart.
298
00:17:29,946 --> 00:17:33,472
Hey, one of those notes could
go to your brain and kill you.
299
00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:35,713
Are you sure you want
to take that chance?
300
00:17:35,735 --> 00:17:38,756
A proud mother always does.
301
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,755
First of all,
you're over ten years old.
302
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:45,751
Second, you're clearly
Justin Bieber.
303
00:17:45,782 --> 00:17:48,097
That's another 25 bucks
we'll never see.
304
00:17:48,145 --> 00:17:49,479
Gosh!
305
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:55,262
♪ Who can make the sun rise?
306
00:17:55,327 --> 00:17:57,490
Why won't anybody tell me?
307
00:18:12,864 --> 00:18:13,831
Oh...
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00:18:13,865 --> 00:18:14,998
I'm sorry.
309
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:16,308
I was faking it.
310
00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:22,458
I lied so I could see Zhenya.
311
00:18:22,489 --> 00:18:25,239
Zhenya. Oh, Zhenya.
Everyone knows Zhenya.
312
00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:30,075
But there's really only one girl
whose opinion matters to me.
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00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:32,065
My mom.
314
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,124
I'd like to go home now.
315
00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:37,308
And to think you'd do this
on Mother's Day.
316
00:18:37,714 --> 00:18:40,352
Is it too late to make you
breakfast in bed?
317
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:48,824
Uh, Mom?
318
00:18:48,842 --> 00:18:51,410
I'm sorry I pretended
to be good at piano.
319
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,618
And I'm really ashamed
that I lied.
320
00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,027
Excuse me.
321
00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:01,251
Mrs. Marge, I took
my driver's test.
322
00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:03,844
- Did you pass?
- More or less.
323
00:19:04,238 --> 00:19:07,907
If I eat an orange wedge,
the whole thing's gonna blow.
324
00:19:07,985 --> 00:19:10,435
Well, I'm glad your side
of the deal worked out.
325
00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:13,190
What are you talking about?
Your boy is genius!
326
00:19:13,226 --> 00:19:15,335
No, he cheated.
327
00:19:15,347 --> 00:19:19,074
Marge, in Russia, everyone
succeeds by cheating.
328
00:19:19,115 --> 00:19:21,832
Even Russian dressing
is just Thousand Island.
329
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,289
But your son is a good boy.
330
00:19:25,326 --> 00:19:29,113
He cheated for love,
and he cheated for you.
331
00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:33,967
Thank you!
332
00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:38,773
All right. A chance
to make a new friend.
333
00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:43,896
Listen, sweetie...
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00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:46,941
it was wrong of me to
force my dreams on you.
335
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:50,254
Yeah, your generation won't have
any dreams come true.
336
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:53,731
Sweetie, you're just
gonna be who you are.
337
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:54,988
Well, who am I?
338
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,122
You are unique,
you are special,
339
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:01,706
and at some point, that's gonna
come together and work for you.
340
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,919
- I know it.
- Thanks, Mom.
341
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,570
And that means
no punishment, right?
342
00:20:05,593 --> 00:20:06,423
Wrong.
343
00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:08,971
You have to walk
all the way over to Grampa
344
00:20:08,989 --> 00:20:11,140
to take a plate
of cookies I baked.
345
00:20:12,485 --> 00:20:14,453
Here's your new plate, Grampa.
346
00:20:14,475 --> 00:20:15,571
Oh, boy!
347
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,382
There's crumbs on it!
348
00:20:21,107 --> 00:20:22,248
Marge...
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00:20:23,527 --> 00:20:25,446
I have something to show you.
350
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,144
Is it your impression
of Mr. Burns eating soup?
351
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,924
Because I'm not in the mood.
352
00:20:29,953 --> 00:20:32,068
No, it's something else.
353
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,857
So?
354
00:20:36,399 --> 00:20:40,798
I've always wondered what you were
hiding under your curly locks,
355
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:44,395
my beautiful yellow melon.
356
00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:46,513
Hair, no hair...
357
00:20:46,539 --> 00:20:48,656
I don't really think about it.
358
00:20:48,675 --> 00:20:51,471
Confidence is so
attractive in a man.
359
00:20:51,507 --> 00:20:52,598
Tell me about it.
360
00:20:52,623 --> 00:20:55,788
Oh, Marge, when you
hold me like that...
361
00:20:58,248 --> 00:21:00,117
Thank you, God.
362
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:10,490
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Shh!