1x22 - The Puverizer Returns
I could do this all night.
- Aw, man. - Raph, if you keep breaking your toys,
we're not gonna buy you new ones.
Dude, it's like we just cleared a video game on "easy."
Mikey, if Master Splinter has taught us anything,
it's that real combat is not like a video game.
Hey, coins!
The Foot soldiers haven't been much of a challenge lately.
- Wonder why. - Well, maybe we're just that awesome.
- That sounds right. - You know who I'd hate to be?
The guy who has to tell Shredder about this.
You promised me an army of the best, most lethal ninjas in the world.
But the turtles have decimated them.
The ones left are hardly worthy of wearing the emblem of the Foot.
I can find more soldiers. Just give me time.
No more time. I need more soldiers,
I need better soldiers, and I need them now.
But that's impossible.
Hmm. Perhaps not.
Perhaps there is a method for building an army of Foot soldiers
powerful enough to destroy those turtles once and for all,
a method we shall steal from the Kraang.
♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power! ♪
♪ Here we go, it's the lean green ninja team ♪
♪ on the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪
♪ so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪
♪ get rocked with the shell shock pizza kings ♪
♪ can't stop these radical dudes ♪
♪ the secret of the ooze made the chosen few ♪
♪ emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪
♪ the good guys win and the bad guys lose. ♪
♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪
♪ does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪
♪ Donatello is the fellow has a way with machines ♪
♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪
♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪
♪ and you know just where to find him when it's party time. ♪
♪ Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need ♪
♪ to be one lean mean green incredible team! ♪
♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power! ♪
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All right, guys. Let's pack it in. Nothing's happening.
I was afraid this day would come.
We've run out of butts to kick.
- Hey! - Wait. Maybe not.
- Foot clan. - I don't get it. Just one guy?
Maybe they only need one guy. Maybe this guy is the meanest,
baddest, most deadly ninja we've ever seen.
Or not.
Anybody else find this dude kind of adorable?
Well, he's not much, but he's all we've got. Let's go.
- Ambush! - All right!
Everything okay? I heard... Whoa!
- Wait, Donnie, it's me! - What?
The Pulverizer?
Hey, guys. How awesome is this?
Bet you guys were wondering when you'd see me again.
- No. - Raphael, still the jokester, I see.
Good one.
Hey, what do you guys think of my new threads?
I'm a ninja now.
How in... what are you doing with the Foot?
Well, last time, you told me I needed to practice.
So I joined a Bradford dojo to hone my craft.
I wowed 'em with my smooth moves.
And boom! They liked me so much, they asked me
if I wanted to join the Foot clan.
Wow, they must really be hurting for dudes.
I've only been with 'em a few days,
and I've already made the rank of ashigaru-sha. Ha.
Do you know what "ashigaru-sha" means?
- No. - It means "cannon fodder."
- Oh, ho, ho. Wow. - Do you know what that means?
- No. - In traditional japanese warfare,
the ashigaru-sha were the expendable soldiers
who were sent in first to waste the enemy's ammunition
and set off traps before the real soldiers arrived.
Nah. Nah, the Foot wouldn't do that.
- We're the good guys. - Why would you think that?
We're out there fighting the Kraang just like you.
I-I mean, I-I do check for traps, and I-I do get shot at a lot.
And... and now that you mention it,
they... they do keep calling me expendable.
Why are the Foot fighting the Kraang?
I can totally find that out for you. I could be a spy!
Pulverizer, do yourself a favor and quit the Foot.
Oh, sure. "I'll quit the Foot."
- No, I'm serious. - Of course you're "serious."
- I am. Stop winking! - Right.
I'll recon intel and, uh, send you a text.
I'm in ninja stealth mode.
Sorry.
You four have defeated much of the Foot clan with ease.
Why does he make that sound like a bad thing?
Because you have grown complacent!
Each of you has become dependent on your own weapon.
But there are times when you may not be able
to fight with what you know.
And when that happens, you must adapt to your environment.
Oh, yeah? What if there's only, say, a comic book?
Anything can be a weapon.
Sensei, you can't seriously send us out there
armed with nothing but a comic book.
For a ninja, anything can be a weapon.
So what do you want us to do?
I want you to embrace the unfamiliar. Switch weapons.
Look! I'm Leo.
Guys, shh. We have to be quiet.
Ninjas are quiet. Quiet down.
- I sound nothing like that. - Yes, that's why we're laughing,
because you sound nothing like that.
Face each other.
Hajime!
Ya me!
- That was messed up. - You will continue to fight this way.
It will teach you resourcefulness and versatility.
- Not so easy, is it? - Hey, I'm getting the hang of it...
Uh-oh. Text message from you-know-who.
Text message from everybody-but-Mikey-knows-who.
The Pulverizer is telling us where the Foot are gonna strike next.
What do you know? He's actually useful.
Yeah, but he can't stay in the Foot. They'll toast him.
Inside information, Donnie? It's worth the risk.
But we're not the ones taking the risk. The Pulverizer is.
I know. It's the perfect plan.
All right. We'll follow up on his lead
and then bust the poor guy out of the Foot.
Excuse me? I'm the sword guy.
I make the decisions here. Uh, what Leo said.
All right, I'm lookin' for traps, lookin' for traps.
Whoa!
Oh, hey, great. You got my message.
I have some information for you.
Great, great, but we're getting you out of here first.
As soon as we get ourselves outta here.
- Just stay behind us and... - Help!
It's the turtles! They've got me!
- What? - Help!
Sorry, guys. Can't blow my cover.
Not cool, bro.
Spread out.
As the one with the swords, I say retreat!
Having the swords doesn't make you leader.
Not that it's a bad idea. Retreat!
Whoa! Watch where you swing that thing.
- You should talk. - Sorry. My bad.
Oh, this won't work.
Switch weapons!
- This is more like it! - Oh, yeah.
There's something really satisfying about not losing.
Guys, mutagen! The Foot are stealing mutagen.
Shredder with mutagen? Well, that can't be good.
Psst. Over here!
You don't have to hide, Pulverizer. The Foot are gone.
You shouldn't use my real name.
- Your real name is "Pulverizer?" - No. It's Timothy.
Stop talking like that, Tim.
Guys, you'll never guess what Shredder's gonna do with the mutagen.
He's gonna create a mutant army to destroy us?
Yeah, but there's... there's a lot more to it than that.
- Really? - No.
You guessed.
Pulverizer, you're in over your head. Go home.
Wait. Not until he finds out more about Shredder's mutation plan.
Yeah, baby. The Pulverizer stays in the game.
Up high.
Okay then. I'm off!
I'm practically invisible.
Oh, I'm okay. Sorry. Again.
I'm gonna go spy now!
So what if Shredder's building an army of mutants?
They're still no match for my sais.
- High three! - Yeah! - Yeah!
And I was, like, makin' the bucks with my old nunchucks.
I was dropping the Foot like flies with my sais.
- Yeah, Raph! Leo? - I had my kursawa swingin' and singin'.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Guys, maybe it's not such a great idea
- sending the Pulverizer into harm's way. - You worry too much, Donnie.
- So you decided not to follow my lesson. - Sensei, we don't get it.
How does switching weapons help us in a fight?
We were doing fine on our own.
Then you still do not understand the point of the lesson.
So you will learn how to adapt by having no weapons.
- Huh? What? - Huh? What?
Hand over your weapons! Now!
Lead a convoy of the Foot to the warehouse.
Bring the fool known as "Pulverizer."
We will begin our mutation experiment with him.
Kraang is giving that which is known as a warning:
The mutagen is unstable in this dimension.
The results desired may not be the results that result
from the actions taken by the one known as "Shredder."
I believe this fool is saying the mutagen
is dangerously unpredictable.
See to it that fail-safe measures are put in place.
Oh. It's our spy.
This is special agent delta-niner calling from behind enemy lines.
- Spit it out, Timothy. - Okay.
The mutation experiment is going down on Broom street in the Bowery.
They're on their way there now. And that's not all.
You ready for this?
Are you ready?
- Yes. - Yes.
Shredder's gonna mutate just one Foot soldier first as a test.
- And guess what? I volunteered. - What?
I know! Isn't that cool?
No! Why would you think that's cool?
This is my chance to be like you guys.
Throw some mutagen on me, and boom!
I'm a superhero. I'm taking Shredder down.
The mutagen is dangerous.
You have no idea what that stuff could do to you.
Once I mutate, I'll unleash my mighty mutant powers on Shredder.
I'll be all...
"Yeah, take that, pointy man."
Ooh, gotta go. Signing off.
I knew we should've gotten that guy out
when we had the chance.
Well, we're gonna get him out now. Let's go.
The Foot!
Keep driving. I'll take care of this.
Eat hot trash, fish boy!
Uh-oh.
- He's on the roof! - I got this.
All right. Plan "B."
Whatcha gonna do now?
Why do I ask these questions? Why?
I'll deal with you soon enough, freaks.
Splinter once told me the Pulverizer is my responsibility.
I gotta stop him.
Come on. We'll go on Foot.
Get the volunteer directly under the mutagen.
Ooh, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, let's get this show on the road.
Ooh, those legs are cool, man. Is that part of the mutation, or is it, like...
Whoa. I can't wait to be mutanted.
In a world where evil runs rampant,
one man had the courage to sacrifice his humanity.
Move!
- Get them. - Huh? Aw, sewer apples.
Now's my chance!
Timothy, no! What are you doing?
I'm gonna be a mutant like you.
Um, doing the mutation thing is notoriously unpredictable
and really stupid!
- I'll save you, Donatello! - Wait! Didn't you hear what I...
No!
I'm saving you!
Okay. Now, we're getting outta here.
Hopefully.
- Huh? - Oh, yeah, no weapons.
Spread out, guys. Remember, anything can be a weapon.
Okay, big-dog-man-thing. You asked for it.
My mutation!
Oh, this is gonna be...
Oh! It burns! I didn't think it would burn so bad.
Ah! Oh! Oh, man, it really burns.
- What happened? - Pulverizer got his wish.
- And we got a problem. - That dude's straight nasty.
Holy mackerel.
Timothy is jacked up.
Make sure those fools don't escape.
I'm gonna blow this place sky high.
The entire warehouse is rigged with plastic explosives!
Let's go. Lock 'em in.
We're trapped. We need to get out now!
But what about him?
- He just ate our weapons! - And it looks like we're next.
Pulverizer, it's us! The turtles!
Timothy! Timothy!
That's right, Timothy. It's us...
The turtles.
We still gotta get outta here.
- Let's go! - Not without Timothy.
And how do you suppose we get that blob outta here?
I got an idea. Raph, get the stealth cycle.
Mikey, get Timothy's attention.
- It better take less than ten seconds. - Timothy! Hey, Timothy!
Mikey! Lead him over here. Leo, get ready to jump.
Now!
Raph!
Do you think Timothy is happy with his new state of being?
Seems that way.
He wanted to be a mutant, and he got his wish.
Donnie, we're letting you keep him,
but you gotta stash him in your lab so I don't have to look at him.
I promise, Timothy... One day, I'll turn you back.
Our mutagen supply was lost in the explosion.
They have dismantled my army and thwarted my plans.
Kraang is in what is known as agreement.
The ones known as the turtles must become known
as the turtles who are destroyed.
It seems we have a common enemy.
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