1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:04,693 I'm about to close the gates of hell forever. 2 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,184 - You were in purgatory? - It felt pure. 3 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:25,584 - I don't hunt anymore. I found something. - Did you look for me? 4 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,690 Kevin Tran, thought you could elude me. 5 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,592 God built a series of test. When you've done, you can flood the gates of hell. 6 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,665 - Where do we start? - Kill a hound of hell. 7 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,802 Innocent soul must be rescued from hell and delivered to heaven. 8 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,665 - The final test? - To cure a demon. 9 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,502 - Abaddon, the knight of hell. - She's gone. 10 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,678 My name is Naomi. We rescued you. 11 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:51,912 - The angel tablet. - I won't hurt Dean. 12 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,415 Kill him. 13 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,546 We're family. 14 00:00:56,756 --> 00:01:00,886 - I have to protect this tablet now. - These trials, they're purifying me. 15 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,825 - Uhn! - Ha-ha. 16 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:07,296 - Metatron? - I'm the scribe of God. 17 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,867 Heaven needs your help, Castiel. 18 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:17,265 - I'm killing everyone you ever saved. - Maybe we should take the deal. 19 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,241 The trials, you'll give them up. 20 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,573 Kick it in the ass. Like we always do. 21 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:23,072 Are you with me? 22 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:34,918 - On the house, sheriff. - Oh. Thanks, Nance, but I didn't order... 23 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,425 - So... - Good luck. 24 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:38,754 What are we drinking? 25 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,897 Roderick? 26 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:48,234 Wow. Jody, words cannot begin to describe the injustice that, that picture does to you. 27 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,441 Come on. 28 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,877 - What? - Look at you. 29 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:01,178 The fancy career, the suit. 30 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,587 I'm pretty much what I am, a small-town girl. 31 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:09,626 We do share something, you and I. 32 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:13,155 - What? - Loss. 33 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:27,345 My son and my husband. 34 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,116 How did you know? 35 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,519 I've lost someone too. 36 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,124 It's not a date till I've cried. 37 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,133 So now you've cried. 38 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,875 This is crazy. 39 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,005 This is crazy. 40 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:06,480 Heh. I'm crazy. 41 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,490 He's attractive though, right? 42 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,163 He's hot. 43 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,813 I like big butts and I cannot lie 44 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:46,856 You have less than one minute before a very dear, attractive... 45 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,519 ...and slightly-tipsy friend of yours snuffs it. 46 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,894 - Call it off, Crowley. - Because? 47 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,532 Because it's over, you son of a bitch. We want a deal. 48 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,261 Thirty seconds. 49 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,134 - We stop the trials, you stop killing. - I want the demon tablet. 50 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:09,213 - The whole demon tablet. - Fine, but then the angel tablet comes to us. 51 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,283 - On what grounds? - On the grounds that you're a douche bag... 52 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:15,421 ...and no douche bag should have that much power. Deal or not? 53 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,660 First, I need to hear two little words. 54 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,823 "I surrender." 55 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,770 You hid the demon tablet underneath the devil? 56 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,670 - Seriously? - What? I was delirious. 57 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,818 You sure this is gonna work? 58 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,185 What choice do we have? 59 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:31,796 All right, listen. This is a secret lair, you understand me? 60 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:36,227 - No keggers. - I don't have any friends. 61 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:38,627 Well, just lay low. 62 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,671 Who knows, you'll be a mathlete again before you know it. 63 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:45,634 Hey, guys? 64 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:50,011 You're doing the right thing. 65 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,515 What was he like? 66 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,161 Who? 67 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:07,488 God? 68 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,328 Pretty much like you'd expect. 69 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:14,329 Larger than life. 70 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:15,664 Gruff. 71 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,572 Bit of a sexist. 72 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:22,179 But fair, eminently fair. 73 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:28,082 The Nephilim was a monster, Castiel. 74 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:29,850 And the next trial? 75 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,517 Across the street. 76 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,717 His name's Dwight Charles. 77 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:40,729 I've been listening in on the angel radio. Cupid frequency actually. 78 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,861 And he is the next on their list. 79 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,602 Their list? 80 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,966 To do the horizontal mambo. 81 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,567 Slap bellies. 82 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,942 To find love? 83 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:57,913 Oh, yes. 84 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,318 Well, that. 85 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:03,784 He's slotted to be dinged by Cupid's arrow within 24 hours... 86 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:09,223 ...which is good for us because the second trial is retrieving Cupid's bow. 87 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,230 No killing? 88 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,400 No killing. 89 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:48,324 Hello, boys. 90 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,868 What's that old expression? 91 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:57,532 Success has many fathers, failure is a Winchester? Heh. 92 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,301 Where's the stone? 93 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,345 You show us yours, we'll show you ours. 94 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:05,507 Dean, I'm trying to conduct a professional negotiation here... 95 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,949 ...and you wanna talk dangly bits? 96 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,314 The stone. 97 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,886 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slowly. 98 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:17,387 There she is. 99 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:23,260 The contract? 100 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,374 Yeah, I'm sure there's no hidden agendas in there. 101 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:36,504 The highlights. We swap tablets, you stand down from the trials forever. 102 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,843 You stop killing everyone we've ever saved. 103 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,144 Agreed. 104 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:52,220 Uh-uh-uh. Nice try, squirrel. 105 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,695 Moose is doing these trials, moose signs. 106 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:58,701 No, no, no. He's not signing anything until I read the fine print. 107 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:02,397 - I can read it. - Hey, you wanted me here, I'm here. 108 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,236 I'll be damned if I'm gonna let him screw us even more. 109 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:06,901 What's this? 110 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,546 Trouble in paradise, boys? 111 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,445 What is it, Nathaniel? 112 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:20,386 One of our freelancers has reached out to us. 113 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,195 He's found Castiel. 114 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:28,362 - Where? - A drinking establishment. 115 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,197 In Houston, Texas. And... 116 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,871 What? 117 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,543 He says Castiel was not alone. 118 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:40,869 Who was he with? 119 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,981 By the description, I think it was him... 120 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,575 ...the scribe. 121 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:53,381 You're gonna move your lips the whole way up here, aren't you? 122 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,493 You know why I always defeat you? 123 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,790 It's your humanity. It's a built-in handicap. 124 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,903 You always put emotion ahead of good old-fashioned common sense. 125 00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:12,241 Let's have the big galoot sign it now, shall we? 126 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,828 Is this a joke? 127 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,932 You realize, all I have to do is: 128 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:39,900 Uh-uh-uh. Demonic handcuffs, jackass. 129 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,108 No flicking, no teleporting, no smoking out. 130 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,300 Oh, and no deal. 131 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,943 Which pretty much means that you're our bitch. 132 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:53,107 Fine. You wanna play chain gang? Let's. 133 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,553 You saddled yourself to the wrong bull, mate. 134 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,559 I could do this all day, because you know what? 135 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,195 Damn, it feels good. 136 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,800 But sooner or later, you're gonna have to face it. 137 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,025 You're ours. 138 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:16,536 Which means that your demon ass is going to be a mortal ass pretty damn quick. 139 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:21,304 - What's he mouthing on about? - You're the third trial, Crowley. 140 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,385 - What are you reading? - Personal advertisements. 141 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:40,532 The faster that man finds love, the faster the Cupid will come. 142 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,393 Trust me. I'm friends with friends who do this for a living. 143 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,197 - Help you, gents? - Yes. 144 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,367 Would you say that you're looking for a partner in crime... 145 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,842 ...or, uh... 146 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:02,180 ...someone who's into nurse role-play and light domination? 147 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,515 Brother, it's 10 a.m. On a Tuesday. 148 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,854 Uh... We'll have two drafts, please. 149 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,788 Coming up. 150 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:18,731 You are not the most subtle tool in the shed, are you? 151 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,300 Kill him. 152 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,408 Next one won't wing you. Take it someplace else. 153 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,552 Let him go. 154 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,154 Haven't you caused enough harm already, Castiel? 155 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:41,120 Stop. Please, Castiel, don't make this any worse. 156 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,289 Please. 157 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,576 You really think this is gonna hold me? 158 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,676 That you're gonna cure me or whatever it is? 159 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,957 He's primed. 160 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,599 - How you feeling? - Honestly? 161 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,666 For the first time in a long time, it feels like we're gonna win. 162 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,229 I'm good. 163 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,673 All right, no dancing in the end zone until we're finished. 164 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:06,640 What's the good Father's playbook say now? 165 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,507 Well... 166 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:12,707 ...now that we got the consecrated ground, I just, uh, ahem... 167 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:16,479 I slip Crowley one dose of blood every hour for eight hours... 168 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,988 ...and seal the deal with a bloody fist sandwich. That should do it. 169 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:23,060 Your blood's supposed to be purified, isn't it? 170 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:24,987 You ever? 171 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,990 You ever done the forgive-me-father before? 172 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,158 Once. When we were kids. 173 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,830 Which is why I have no clue what to say now. 174 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,934 I could give you suggestions, if you want. 175 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,505 - Okay, yeah. Sure. - All right. 176 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:44,206 I'm just spit-balling here, but if I were you... 177 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,850 ...uh... 178 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,443 ...Ruby. 179 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,855 Killing Lilith. Letting Lucifer out. 180 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,390 Losing your soul. Not looking for me when I went to purgatory. 181 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,756 - Thanks. - For starters. 182 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:06,932 Hey, how about what you did to Penny Markle in the sixth grade? 183 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,163 Why don't you lead with that? 184 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,533 Well, that was you. 185 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,076 Carry on. 186 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,497 Okay. Um, ahem. 187 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,901 If anybody is listening... 188 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,574 ...here goes. 189 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,350 Dean, I need your help. 190 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,249 Little busy, Cass. Take a number. 191 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,219 I'm afraid this can't wait. Naomi has taken Metatron. 192 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:06,128 - You know Metatron how? - I've been working with him on the angel trials. 193 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,266 - The what? - We're gonna shut it all down. 194 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,425 Heaven. Hell. All of it. 195 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,844 - I know you. - We've never officially met. 196 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:24,743 Naomi. 197 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,018 Your reputation precedes you. 198 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:36,352 - The archangels... - Wanted me to debrief you after God left. 199 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,128 Debrief me. 200 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,194 Is that what you call it? 201 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,337 How would you know? You ran before I had the chance. 202 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:48,768 But here we are. 203 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,034 I just have one question before we begin. 204 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,872 You had to know that we would leap at the chance... 205 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,313 ...to extract all of God's secrets from that head of yours. 206 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:03,480 Which is why I ask myself, why? 207 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,817 Why did the scribe suddenly come in from the shadows? 208 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,331 And what are you doing with Castiel? 209 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:25,006 "Of the blessings set before you, make your choice and be content." 210 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,940 Not a big reader, are we? 211 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,916 Metatron? 212 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:41,422 The guy who was full-on crazy, cat lady, hoarder angel yesterday... 213 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,083 ...now he wants to save heaven? 214 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,696 Yes. He wants to. 215 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,422 But I'm the only one who can. 216 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:53,099 I can't fail, Dean. Not on this one. I need your help. 217 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,431 Cass, that's all well and good, okay? 218 00:17:56,642 --> 00:18:00,203 But you're asking me to leave Sam when we've got Crowley tied and tressed. 219 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:04,110 Now, if anybody needs a chaperone while doing the heavy lifting it's Sam. 220 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,575 You should go. 221 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,645 - Seriously. - What, and leave you here... 222 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,756 ...with the king of hell? Come on. 223 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,619 I got this. 224 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,219 And if you guys can lock the angels up too... 225 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:19,957 ...that's a good day. 226 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,366 Look, I... 227 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:31,003 I'm down with sending the angels back to heaven just because they're dicks... 228 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,768 ...but the demons? This is on us. 229 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,277 Start the injections now. 230 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,780 If I'm not back in eight hours, finish it. 231 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,315 No questions, no hesitation. 232 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,252 Yeah. 233 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,782 You really think injecting me with human blood is gonna make me human? 234 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,785 Did you read that on the back of a cereal box? 235 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,582 Aah! 236 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,457 Hmm. 237 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,167 You're miles out of your league, moose. 238 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,933 See you in an hour. 239 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,153 Is this a joke? 240 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,751 No, it's the word of God. 241 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,547 - What? - It's a tablet. 242 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,453 Now translate. That's what you do. 243 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,194 Okay, it's the angel tablet... 244 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,161 ...which I've never laid eyes on in my life. 245 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,058 You want a translation in, like, six hours... 246 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,669 ...when it took me six months and a dead mom... 247 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:10,274 ...to translate a piece of the demon tablet? 248 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,278 And according to your own words this morning... 249 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,607 ...this is not what I do, it's what I did. 250 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,109 - You told me I was out, Dean. - Yeah, well... 251 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:23,844 And if this is gonna be the "guys like us are never out" speech, save it. 252 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:26,923 - Dean's right. - Cass. 253 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,059 There is no out. Only duty. 254 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,422 Get the hell off of me. 255 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,724 You are a prophet of the Lord, always and forever. 256 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,867 Until the day you cease to exist and another prophet takes your place. 257 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:43,504 Now, are you clear as to the task before you? 258 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,006 Then do it. We must go. 259 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,436 What the hell, Crowley? 260 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,304 Biting? Seriously? 261 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,836 For the love of everything, whoever is hearing this... 262 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:56,878 ...if anyone is hearing this, this is your king. 263 00:21:57,115 --> 00:22:00,107 Send help immediately. 264 00:22:14,231 --> 00:22:17,689 - Anything? You were gone long enough. - No. 265 00:22:18,669 --> 00:22:22,127 - There was one female but... - What? 266 00:22:22,339 --> 00:22:24,705 I don't think she was female. 267 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,701 - Anything here? - Free drinks. 268 00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:31,812 Your buddy over there thinks you saved his life. 269 00:22:38,322 --> 00:22:41,416 You really think it's wise to be drinking on the job? 270 00:22:41,725 --> 00:22:44,023 What show you been watching? 271 00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:47,860 Talk to me. You sure about this? 272 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:53,664 It's one thing, me and Sammy slamming the gates to the pit, but you... 273 00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:57,705 ...you're boarding up heaven, then you're locking the door behind you. 274 00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:02,378 Yeah, I know. 275 00:23:04,281 --> 00:23:07,045 You did a lot damage up there, man. 276 00:23:07,518 --> 00:23:10,078 You think they're just gonna let that slide? 277 00:23:10,254 --> 00:23:14,782 You mean, do I think they'll kill me? 278 00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:16,959 Yeah, they might. 279 00:23:18,929 --> 00:23:20,920 So this is it. 280 00:23:23,801 --> 00:23:25,428 E.T. Goes home. 281 00:23:31,809 --> 00:23:33,709 Hey, there. Where's Ed? 282 00:23:34,311 --> 00:23:36,302 - Flu. I'm Gail. - Well, okay then. 283 00:23:36,547 --> 00:23:38,242 Showtime. 284 00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:40,940 - Let me give you a hand. - Oh, thanks. 285 00:23:42,219 --> 00:23:44,779 You're a real gentleman. Hey. 286 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:48,321 This is like the first five minutes of every porno I've ever seen. 287 00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:49,787 Thanks. 288 00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:53,256 Gail, Rod. 289 00:23:54,731 --> 00:23:58,565 - Ma'am. - Rod rides a stool here most days. 290 00:24:01,271 --> 00:24:03,569 I'll be seeing you both. 291 00:24:08,779 --> 00:24:10,747 - Thanks for the help. - No problem. 292 00:24:15,786 --> 00:24:18,482 Damn, that's sweet. 293 00:24:18,856 --> 00:24:25,125 Oh, it's so nice to be with you I love all the things you say and do 294 00:24:25,329 --> 00:24:26,990 How about the next one's on me? 295 00:24:27,197 --> 00:24:33,033 Oh, it's so nice to hear you say You're gonna please me in every way 296 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,103 How we doing, moose? 297 00:24:38,308 --> 00:24:41,641 Ain't it about time for the next love injection? 298 00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:45,207 Ch-ch-ch-changes 299 00:24:45,382 --> 00:24:49,819 Turn and face the strain Ch-ch-changes 300 00:24:49,987 --> 00:24:52,455 Just gonna have to be a different man 301 00:24:52,623 --> 00:24:56,423 Time may change me But I can trace... 302 00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:16,980 Did you really think you could kidnap the king of hell... 303 00:25:17,147 --> 00:25:19,672 ...and no one was gonna notice, dumbnuts? 304 00:25:24,488 --> 00:25:26,388 Hello, boys. 305 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:28,180 That's my line. 306 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,289 Abaddon? 307 00:25:31,728 --> 00:25:33,992 - They told me you were dead. - So not. 308 00:25:35,365 --> 00:25:38,994 - And the rest of the cavalry? - Oh, no, it's just little old un-killable me. 309 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,298 Brilliant. Why send in a few grunts when you can send in a knight? 310 00:25:48,045 --> 00:25:49,512 Say your prayers, moose. 311 00:25:54,451 --> 00:25:56,043 That'll do. 312 00:25:56,253 --> 00:25:59,120 Undo these, I'll kill him myself. 313 00:26:07,364 --> 00:26:09,924 That was an order, was it? 314 00:26:11,868 --> 00:26:14,598 - I am your king. - About that... 315 00:26:20,277 --> 00:26:22,268 - Hello, brother. - Give us your bow. 316 00:26:22,779 --> 00:26:25,873 - What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. 317 00:26:27,284 --> 00:26:29,650 Talk first, stab later. 318 00:26:32,456 --> 00:26:34,083 Know what I find most shocking... 319 00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:37,591 ...about time-traveling through a closet and landing in the year 2013? 320 00:26:39,997 --> 00:26:43,990 Somebody thought it was a good idea to make you the king of hell. 321 00:26:45,669 --> 00:26:48,763 You know what that boy's trying to do, right? 322 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,937 He's trying to shut the gates of hell. 323 00:27:06,957 --> 00:27:10,950 Right now, you and I are gonna talk about a regime change. 324 00:27:13,263 --> 00:27:16,528 You little whore. I am your kin... 325 00:27:28,178 --> 00:27:30,112 Love the suit. 326 00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:52,694 I've been afraid to go home for some time now. 327 00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:56,697 Orders used to come once a day and now it's chaos. 328 00:27:57,574 --> 00:28:00,338 It all seems to be breaking down. 329 00:28:02,879 --> 00:28:05,211 And you think you can fix that? 330 00:28:05,449 --> 00:28:07,815 With time, yes. 331 00:28:13,557 --> 00:28:15,821 Take it, then. 332 00:28:20,163 --> 00:28:21,596 You've been digging. 333 00:28:22,532 --> 00:28:25,000 Why are you doing this? This? 334 00:28:25,202 --> 00:28:28,535 Do you have any idea what it would be like... 335 00:28:29,239 --> 00:28:32,174 ...to be plucked from obscurity... 336 00:28:32,909 --> 00:28:35,776 ...to sit at God's feet... 337 00:28:37,214 --> 00:28:39,682 ...to be asked to write down his word? 338 00:28:43,019 --> 00:28:46,011 The ache I felt when he was gone? 339 00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:49,782 Telling myself... 340 00:28:50,627 --> 00:28:55,087 ...Father's left, but look what he's left us, paradise. 341 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:59,735 But you and your archangels couldn't leave well enough alone. 342 00:29:01,271 --> 00:29:04,638 You ran me from my home. 343 00:29:06,109 --> 00:29:10,273 Did you really think you could do all of that to me... 344 00:29:11,014 --> 00:29:13,278 ...and there'd be no payback? 345 00:29:26,096 --> 00:29:27,290 Ah. 346 00:29:28,532 --> 00:29:30,625 You did good back there, moose. 347 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:32,893 I'll deny it if you ever quote me... 348 00:29:33,537 --> 00:29:36,267 ...but, man, I'm proud of you. 349 00:29:37,908 --> 00:29:39,466 Thanks. 350 00:29:39,676 --> 00:29:41,837 Hold on. What's that? 351 00:29:42,078 --> 00:29:44,069 It's what it looks like. 352 00:29:44,414 --> 00:29:45,438 Are you joking? 353 00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:47,648 I just saved your life. 354 00:29:49,052 --> 00:29:51,577 - Seriously? - Seriously? Me seriously? 355 00:29:51,788 --> 00:29:53,688 We just shared a foxhole, you and I. 356 00:29:53,924 --> 00:29:58,486 Beat back the Tet Offensive, outran the Rape of Nanking. Together. 357 00:29:59,262 --> 00:30:01,560 And still you're gonna do me like this? Aah! 358 00:30:07,103 --> 00:30:10,129 Band of Brothers? The Pacific? 359 00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:12,808 None of this means anything to you? 360 00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:18,709 All those motels, you never once watched HBO? Not once? Girls? 361 00:30:21,151 --> 00:30:22,618 You're my Marnie, moose. 362 00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:27,779 And Hanna, she just needs to be loved, she deserves it. 363 00:30:27,991 --> 00:30:31,188 Don't we all? You? Me? 364 00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:35,854 We deserve to be loved. I deserve to be loved! 365 00:30:36,233 --> 00:30:37,894 I just wanna be loved. 366 00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:41,735 What? 367 00:30:42,072 --> 00:30:43,471 Huh? 368 00:31:01,124 --> 00:31:06,027 Would it be possible, moose? 369 00:31:09,866 --> 00:31:11,493 I'd like... 370 00:31:13,537 --> 00:31:16,438 ...to ask you a favor... 371 00:31:17,674 --> 00:31:19,642 ...Sam. 372 00:31:21,211 --> 00:31:23,338 Earlier, when... 373 00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:28,008 ...you were confessing back there... 374 00:31:31,087 --> 00:31:32,918 ...what did you say? 375 00:31:36,259 --> 00:31:38,921 I only ask... 376 00:31:39,429 --> 00:31:43,263 ...because given my history... 377 00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:47,935 ...it raises the question... 378 00:31:49,673 --> 00:31:54,076 ...where do I start... 379 00:31:58,214 --> 00:32:00,375 ...to even look... 380 00:32:02,686 --> 00:32:05,621 ...for forgiveness? 381 00:32:05,789 --> 00:32:07,757 I mean... 382 00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:10,449 How about we start with this? 383 00:32:21,838 --> 00:32:23,567 I think I found the angel trials... 384 00:32:23,773 --> 00:32:27,800 ...but I don't see anything about a Nephilim or a Cupid's bow or anything like that. 385 00:32:27,978 --> 00:32:30,811 Oh, come on, Kev, we're on the 1 yard line here. 386 00:32:31,014 --> 00:32:34,609 And I should have mentioned this six months ago, but the sports metaphors? 387 00:32:34,818 --> 00:32:37,912 You wanna motivate me? Magic cards, Skyrim, Aziz Ansari. 388 00:32:38,121 --> 00:32:40,089 What? Yeah, I don't know what those words mean. 389 00:32:44,227 --> 00:32:45,854 I'm not here to fight you, Castiel. 390 00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:47,087 Dean? 391 00:32:47,263 --> 00:32:49,128 - Not anymore. - Dean? 392 00:32:49,299 --> 00:32:50,357 Where is Metatron? 393 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,091 He told you he was going to fix heaven, didn't he? 394 00:32:53,837 --> 00:32:57,034 Murdering a Nephilim, cutting off a Cupid's bow. 395 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,006 It's a lie. All of it. I've been in his head. 396 00:33:01,244 --> 00:33:03,007 You've been in all our heads. 397 00:33:03,246 --> 00:33:05,646 - That's the problem. - No, Castiel. You're wrong. 398 00:33:07,183 --> 00:33:09,151 This is what you do. 399 00:33:09,352 --> 00:33:11,252 You twist things. 400 00:33:11,454 --> 00:33:13,354 I'm trying to fix heaven. 401 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,683 Metatron is trying to fix heaven. 402 00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:19,555 Metatron isn't trying to fix anything, he's trying to break it. 403 00:33:20,296 --> 00:33:23,390 - An act of revenge for driving him away. - Break it how? 404 00:33:23,633 --> 00:33:27,467 - Dean. - Expel all angels from heaven. 405 00:33:29,072 --> 00:33:30,835 Just as God cast out Lucifer. 406 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:33,769 Cast you out? To where? Hell? 407 00:33:35,011 --> 00:33:36,569 Here. 408 00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:38,675 Thousands of us, walking the earth. 409 00:33:38,882 --> 00:33:40,907 - Lies. - Wait. 410 00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:48,150 Our mission was to protect what God created. 411 00:33:49,092 --> 00:33:50,787 I don't know when we forgot that. 412 00:33:54,698 --> 00:33:57,929 I want nothing more than to see you shut the gates of hell... 413 00:33:58,868 --> 00:34:00,893 ...but I told you that you could trust me. 414 00:34:01,938 --> 00:34:06,375 If Sam completes those trials, he is going to die. 415 00:34:07,243 --> 00:34:10,679 - What the hell are you talking about? - I saw it in Metatron's head. 416 00:34:11,414 --> 00:34:13,609 It was always God's intention. 417 00:34:14,184 --> 00:34:15,742 The ultimate sacrifice. 418 00:34:18,021 --> 00:34:22,958 As for you, Castiel, I beg of you, stop this path. 419 00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:25,457 Metatron has been neutralized. 420 00:34:25,695 --> 00:34:28,459 If you want back in, truly... 421 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:30,757 ...I will listen. 422 00:34:38,274 --> 00:34:41,072 Hey, right now, talk to me. Is she lying? 423 00:34:41,244 --> 00:34:43,212 - I don't know. - Well, find out. 424 00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:45,040 - She's lying. - Take me to him. 425 00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:46,614 - Dean. - Take me to him now. 426 00:35:08,004 --> 00:35:10,234 Dean, I'm not wrong. 427 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,737 I'm going to fix my home. 428 00:35:13,576 --> 00:35:14,600 Cass? 429 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,445 Sammy, stop! 430 00:35:32,662 --> 00:35:35,597 She told you I lied, didn't she? 431 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:39,198 You should've listened to the bitch. 432 00:35:49,345 --> 00:35:51,108 Easy there, okay? 433 00:35:51,681 --> 00:35:54,047 Just take it easy. We got a slight change of plan. 434 00:35:54,217 --> 00:35:55,548 What? 435 00:35:56,286 --> 00:35:58,652 - What's going on? Where's Cass? - Metatron lied. 436 00:35:59,322 --> 00:36:02,348 You finish this trial, you're dead, Sam. 437 00:36:08,431 --> 00:36:09,523 So? 438 00:36:12,635 --> 00:36:14,660 - You promised. - Shh. 439 00:36:15,305 --> 00:36:21,938 Castiel, I want you to stop thinking about master plans... 440 00:36:22,879 --> 00:36:26,371 ...and heaven and angels, and of all this. 441 00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:28,210 That doesn't concern you anymore. 442 00:36:34,157 --> 00:36:37,149 These were never trials, Castiel... 443 00:36:37,327 --> 00:36:38,760 ...this is a spell. 444 00:36:40,230 --> 00:36:42,198 What I'm taking from you now... 445 00:36:42,866 --> 00:36:47,360 ...your essence, your grace, is the last piece. 446 00:36:55,044 --> 00:36:59,276 And now something wonderful is going to happen... 447 00:36:59,515 --> 00:37:02,609 ...for me and for you. 448 00:37:03,253 --> 00:37:07,087 I want you to live this new life to the fullest. 449 00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:10,350 Find a wife, make babies. 450 00:37:10,894 --> 00:37:13,988 And when you die, and your soul comes to heaven... 451 00:37:14,530 --> 00:37:16,191 ...find me... 452 00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:18,757 ...and tell me your story. 453 00:37:19,669 --> 00:37:20,966 Hmm? 454 00:37:21,738 --> 00:37:23,103 Now go. 455 00:37:26,609 --> 00:37:28,804 Look at him. Look at him. 456 00:37:29,045 --> 00:37:30,444 Look how close we are. 457 00:37:31,114 --> 00:37:33,548 Other people will die if I don't finish this. 458 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:38,949 Think about it. Think about what we know. Huh? 459 00:37:39,122 --> 00:37:44,458 Pulling souls from hell, curing demons, hell, ganking a hellhound. 460 00:37:44,661 --> 00:37:48,153 We have enough knowledge on our side to turn the tide here... 461 00:37:48,765 --> 00:37:50,756 ...but I can't do that without you. 462 00:37:50,967 --> 00:37:52,559 You can barely do it with me. 463 00:37:53,069 --> 00:37:57,233 I mean, you think I screw up everything I try. You think I need a chaperone, remember? 464 00:37:57,407 --> 00:38:00,740 - Come on, man, that's not what I meant. - It's exactly what you meant. 465 00:38:02,645 --> 00:38:05,478 You wanna know what I confessed in there? 466 00:38:05,682 --> 00:38:07,343 What my greatest sin was? 467 00:38:10,186 --> 00:38:12,950 It was how many times I'd let you down. 468 00:38:14,924 --> 00:38:16,949 - I can't do that again. - Sam. 469 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,789 What happens when you've decided I can't be trusted again? 470 00:38:20,997 --> 00:38:23,795 Who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? 471 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,594 Another angel? Another? 472 00:38:27,203 --> 00:38:28,261 Another vampire? 473 00:38:30,106 --> 00:38:33,007 You have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother...? 474 00:38:33,176 --> 00:38:34,200 Hold on. Hold on. 475 00:38:36,179 --> 00:38:38,170 You seriously think that? 476 00:38:38,681 --> 00:38:42,515 Because none of it, none of it, is true. 477 00:38:43,286 --> 00:38:46,084 Listen, man, I know we've had our disagreements, okay? 478 00:38:46,289 --> 00:38:50,453 I know I've said some junk that set you back on your heels, but, Sammy... 479 00:38:51,327 --> 00:38:52,351 ...come on. 480 00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,964 I killed Benny to save you. 481 00:38:56,332 --> 00:38:57,993 I'm willing to let this bastard... 482 00:38:58,167 --> 00:39:03,195 ...and all the sons of bitches that killed Mom walk because of you. Don't you dare... 483 00:39:03,406 --> 00:39:08,366 ...think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you. 484 00:39:08,845 --> 00:39:11,211 It has never been like that. Ever. 485 00:39:11,414 --> 00:39:14,110 I need you to see that. 486 00:39:14,550 --> 00:39:15,983 I'm begging you. 487 00:39:23,693 --> 00:39:24,853 How do I stop? 488 00:39:27,630 --> 00:39:29,598 - Just let it go. - I can't. 489 00:39:29,766 --> 00:39:32,166 It's in me. You don't know what this feels like. 490 00:39:32,335 --> 00:39:33,859 Hey, listen to me. 491 00:39:35,071 --> 00:39:37,869 We will figure it out, okay? 492 00:39:38,074 --> 00:39:39,439 Just like we always do. 493 00:39:40,877 --> 00:39:43,277 Come on. Come on. 494 00:39:43,513 --> 00:39:45,378 You let it go, okay? 495 00:39:45,581 --> 00:39:47,378 Let it go, brother. 496 00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:52,648 Hey, hey, hey. 497 00:39:55,591 --> 00:39:57,024 See? 498 00:39:59,562 --> 00:40:01,860 - Aah! - Sam? 499 00:40:02,065 --> 00:40:04,556 I got you, little brother, you're gonna be just fine. 500 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:07,100 Sam. Sam. Sam. 501 00:40:08,071 --> 00:40:10,699 Cass! Castiel! 502 00:40:11,741 --> 00:40:12,867 Where the hell are you? 503 00:40:45,508 --> 00:40:46,668 Sammy. 504 00:41:12,502 --> 00:41:13,935 No, Cass. 505 00:41:36,526 --> 00:41:37,788 What's happening? 506 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:45,863 Angels. 507 00:41:49,972 --> 00:41:51,200 They're falling.