1 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:08,466 So anyway, last night on video chat, I spent, like, 20 minutes just staring into Lucy's eyes. 2 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:12,133 - That sounds romantic. - It was, until I realized the screen had frozen. 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,212 Still one of my top three dates of all time. 4 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,551 So we ever gonna hang out with this girl? 5 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:21,983 Ahh, I'd love that, but she's not really comfortable around people. 6 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:26,819 Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, but then I learned a trick. 7 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:31,225 I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek. 8 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:33,896 How's that working for you? 9 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:37,400 Oh, like a charm, unnamed crewman in a red shirt. 10 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:41,605 Leonard, I may have gotten you ajob. 11 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:46,440 - I have ajob. - Yes, he does. He caters to my every whim. 12 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:51,244 No, in a couple of weeks, Stephen Hawking's team is sending an expedition... 13 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,581 ...to the North Sea to test hydrodynamic simulations of black holes. 14 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:58,815 One of their experimental physicists dropped out and I recommended you. 15 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:01,526 Well, do you really think I have a shot? 16 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:05,255 Yeah, I've worked with Hawking, I talked you up. He knows your research. 17 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,457 - I think this could happen. - He kno...? 18 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:08,658 Wow. 19 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:12,100 Wait, now, but do you think that's a good idea? 20 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,600 You know Star Trek. 21 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:19,040 Should a guy with no name and a red shirt really go on an expedition? 22 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:23,548 Hey, don't discourage him. This is a fantastic opportunity. 23 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,775 No one asked you, Uhura. 24 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:33,490 Would you like to hear a classic Sheldon Cooper factoid? 25 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,389 - What do you think? - Great. 26 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:40,297 I've been doing some reading about vehicular safety. 27 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:44,460 Did you know that the highest number of drowning accidents... 28 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:48,164 ...happen on or around boats? 29 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:52,509 Interesting that you would bring that up when I might go work on a boat. 30 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:55,648 Well, that's the thing about factoids, they're interesting. 31 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,675 I know what you're doing. 32 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,521 You don't want me going on this trip because you're afraid to be alone. 33 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,958 I'm not afraid to be alone. 34 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,184 On land. 35 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,162 On the sea, it would be terrifying. 36 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,661 Because of all the drowning. 37 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,669 - Sheldon. - Fine, no more drowning talk. 38 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:21,670 I'll change the subject. 39 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:25,309 Who do you think would win in a fight... 40 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,470 ...you or a shark? 41 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:34,776 Look, I appreciate your signature blend of concern for me and incredible selfishness... 42 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:40,652 ...but if I get the chance to do this, there's nothing you can say that's going to stop me. 43 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,226 Very well. 44 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,464 Things between you and Penny have never been better. 45 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:49,227 I hope four months apart doesn't change anything. 46 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,800 I should've opened with that, huh? 47 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,937 If you look carefully at Venus... 48 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:30,235 ...you should be able to see the International Space Station pass by. 49 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,402 Wow, your friend was actually up there? 50 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,048 Yeah, he brought me back a T-shirt that said: 51 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:40,414 "My Friend Went to the Space Station and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt." 52 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,114 Did he take the T-shirt to space? 53 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:45,780 Nope. It's exactly as lousy as advertised. 54 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:51,030 Speaking of friends, they have been asking to meet you. 55 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:54,957 I was thinking maybe we could all hang out sometime? 56 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:56,931 I don't know, how many are there? 57 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,463 Let's see. Six. 58 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,937 That's pretty cool. I have six friends. 59 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:06,034 I'm kind of like Sinatra. 60 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,780 Six strangers, that's a lot of pressure. 61 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:15,216 Staring at me, asking me personal questions like, "What do you do? 62 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:19,955 Where are you from? Why did you lock yourself in the bathroom?" 63 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:24,558 Okay, how about you just dip your toe in and meet one of them? 64 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,500 - Will you be there? - Of course. 65 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:31,967 Well, that's two. Three if you count me. This is getting out of hand. 66 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:39,403 So then, during my afternoon shift, I spilled an entire tray of drinks on myself. 67 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:42,412 - Oh, that's awful. - Not really. My shirt was soaking wet. 68 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,812 I got, like, the biggest tip of my life. 69 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:50,650 So listen, do you remember when I said the similarities... 70 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:53,656 ...of the equations of general relativity and hydrodynamics... 71 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:58,195 ...suggest you could find the equivalent of Unruh radiation in a large body of water? 72 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:00,989 I thought I said that to you. 73 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:10,941 Anyway, Stephen Hawking's team is looking into that, and I've been invited to join them. 74 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,601 Wow, Hawking. Good for you. 75 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,840 Well, it is, just, you know, I'd be gone for a while. 76 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:19,177 - Well, how long? - Three, four months. 77 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,179 Whoa. 78 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,720 - When would you leave? - Couple of weeks. 79 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:25,848 Wow. 80 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:29,188 - Okay, well, I'll just come visit you. - That's the thing, you can't. 81 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:31,353 I'll be on a ship in the North Sea. 82 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:35,331 On a ship? Aren't they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard? 83 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:41,797 He's not gonna be there. He's just sending a team to research his theory. 84 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:46,172 Oh, sure. Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub. 85 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:52,046 Oh. Okay. So four months. 86 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:53,480 Yeah. 87 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:57,555 And I'm a little worried because things between us have been so great... 88 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,557 ...and I'd hate to do anything that screws that up. 89 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,388 If you're gonna screw things up... 90 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:05,395 ...it's gonna be while you're here, not while you're away. 91 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:13,928 I mean, look, you have to go. It sounds like an amazing opportunity. 92 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:17,837 And I'm just basing that on how much I didn't understand what you said about it. 93 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:23,242 Okay. I'll confirm the travel arrangements in the morning. 94 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:24,943 Okay, good. 95 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,282 - I do have to ask you one favor. - Sure. 96 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:31,753 Sheldon's nervous about me leaving, keep an eye on him while I'm gone. 97 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:36,258 Oh, I don't know. Remember what happened when I took care of your goldfish? 98 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:40,532 Well, flush Sheldon down the toilet and get me a new one. 99 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:46,367 Really, you guys do not need to throw me a going away party. 100 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,440 Are you kidding me? How often can you say bon voyage... 101 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,874 ...to somebody when they're actually going on a voyage? 102 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:56,912 Hello, Rajesh. 103 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,116 Hello, Amy. Nice to see you. 104 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,820 What can I say, it's funnier with the accent. 105 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:12,462 There's beer in the fridge. Anyway, you guys really don't need to make a big deal. 106 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,065 Leonard, you're being selfish. 107 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,293 We need to give you a proper send-off so we'll have closure... 108 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,961 ...when you die at sea and crabs eat your face. 109 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,400 Sheldon, sweetie, shut up. 110 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:28,308 One of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long... 111 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,449 ...was getting married before he left. 112 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,852 Bernadette, sweetie, shut up. 113 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,690 Okay, I have a request to make. 114 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,453 And now he can talk. 115 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:46,491 I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck's going on in there. 116 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:51,100 The only person allowed inside this head is Dr. Phil. 117 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:55,339 Anyway, I spoke to my new lady friend about meeting you all. 118 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:58,341 She thought it would be easier for her to start with just one. 119 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:02,345 Gee, I don't know, my schedule is a little busy. 120 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,679 Actually, I was thinking Leonard. 121 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:07,551 Well, thank you, Raj, I'd be honored. 122 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:11,189 What the hell? I thought I was your best friend. 123 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,053 You are, but you've got kind of a big personality... 124 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:18,390 ...with your flashy clothes and your Woody Allen swagger. 125 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,858 Maybe she'd be more comfortable meeting a girl first. 126 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:26,800 - Good idea. Bernadette? - What the hell? 127 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,041 Well, you're very pretty, that could be intimidating to another woman. 128 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,700 Oh, yeah. 129 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:36,974 Hey, you don't think I'm pretty enough to scare your girlfriend? 130 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:40,084 Calm down, Bernie, you're very scary. 131 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:42,981 It should be me. 132 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:46,549 Why? So you can make jokes about cutting open my brain? 133 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:51,085 A, that was not ajoke, that was a sincere request. 134 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:55,995 And B, more importantly, I was the outsider to this group... 135 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,193 ...and I know how frightening that can be. 136 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:03,172 But you guys took me in and made me feel loved, like I was family. 137 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:07,944 Fine, I'll do it. 138 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:15,611 So after I started dating Sheldon, I met Leonard and then everybody else... 139 00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:18,016 ...and they've all been so wonderful to me. 140 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:19,418 That's really nice to hear. 141 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,958 Maybe next week we could all get together. 142 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,187 Lucy, you don't have to answer that. 143 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,957 Don't put her on the spot, she hates that. Am I right? 144 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,534 Tell her how much you hate being put on the spot. Go ahead, tell her. 145 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:31,795 He's a little nervous... 146 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:35,532 ...because he doesn't think I understand the severity of your social anxiety. 147 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:39,405 You can't talk about social anxiety to someone who has social anxiety... 148 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,047 ...it makes them socially anxious. 149 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:46,277 Excuse me, but I'm a neurobiologist, I think I'm more qualified than you... 150 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,421 ...to understand what's not working in your girlfriend's brain. 151 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,755 Don't call her my girlfriend. 152 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,950 We haven't discussed whether we're girlfriend and boyfriend yet. 153 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,786 Now that it's out there... 154 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:04,300 ...are you my girlfriend? By the way, if you say no, I'll never be happy again. 155 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,299 Not to put you on the spot. 156 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,369 I think I have to go to the bathroom. 157 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:19,506 We might as well go ahead and eat. She's not coming back any time soon. 158 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,856 This is ridiculous. We're shopping for a party. 159 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,790 This store doesn't have a party section. 160 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,260 Yeah, it does, and here we are. 161 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,994 I have to say, Penny, I don't understand why you, of all people... 162 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,070 ...are encouraging Leonard to do this. 163 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:43,003 Well, I'm his girlfriend, of course I'm gonna support him. 164 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,166 Well, you're his girlfriend for now. 165 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:49,838 Maybe you're not aware of this, but there is a rich tradition of men at sea... 166 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:53,417 ...finding comfort in each other's arms and britches. 167 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,985 Honey, this is a big deal for Leonard, okay? 168 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:02,890 He gets to work with Stephen Hawking, who, by the way, will not be on the boat, I checked. 169 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,656 It's not that big of an opportunity. I mean, even if Hawking's theories are correct... 170 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,199 ...all they prove is where the universe came from... 171 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,998 ...why everything exists and what its ultimate end will be. 172 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:17,207 Me? I'm interested in the big questions. 173 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,779 Oh, my God, Sheldon the genius is jealous of Leonard. 174 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,779 I'm not jealous. 175 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:29,978 I'm just very unhappy that good things are happening for him and not happening for me. 176 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,681 Sweetie, this is a natural thing to feel. 177 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,326 Just because good things are happening to Leonard... 178 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,395 ...doesn't take anything away from you. Let me tell you a story. 179 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,498 There was a girl who worked at the Cheesecake Factory... 180 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,463 ...and she wasn't good at herjob. - It was you. 181 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,227 It wasn't me. 182 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,069 But she was also an actress. 183 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:50,572 We were both up for the same part in a toothpaste commercial. She got it. 184 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:54,406 I was so jealous, but instead of ripping out her fake blond hair... 185 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,946 You ripped out your own fake blond hair. 186 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:02,243 I looked her in the eye, smiled and said, "I'm happy for you." 187 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,582 Because that's what friends do. 188 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,416 They lie so they don't look petty. 189 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,925 - Yeah. - How? 190 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,757 Like this. 191 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,524 I am so happy for you. 192 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,035 Wow. 193 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:22,106 No wonder you didn't get that toothpaste commercial. 194 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,337 - Hey. - Hey. 195 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:32,875 I want to apologize for Amy last night. She was completely out of line. 196 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,482 Are you not speaking to me or did the screen freeze again? 197 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,792 Amy wasn't the problem. 198 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,126 Okay, I know, it was me. 199 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,393 I pushed too hard. I'm sorry. 200 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:51,866 Thank you. 201 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:56,771 You know, I've been thinking that maybe meeting somebody one-on-one... 202 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,136 ...is too intense... 203 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,245 ...so Friday night, my friends are having a party. 204 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,711 - A party? - A little one. 205 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:08,217 It's a farewell for Leonard, so all the attention will be on him. 206 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:12,323 If you wear something brown and sit on the couch, they won't even know you're there. 207 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,552 - I'm not sure. - Please. 208 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,822 - Raj. - Come on, don't make me beg. 209 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,397 And I'm from India, so I know how to do it. 210 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,595 Okay. 211 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,331 Yeah, thank you. This means a lot to me. 212 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,668 My friends are like my family. 213 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,744 Unless you don't like them, in which case, they're dead to me. 214 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:40,244 - You ever spent a long time in a boat before? - Yeah. 215 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:44,253 Are you referring to the time we got stuck on the Small World ride at Disneyland? 216 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,458 Yeah. 217 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,356 I'm proud of you, Leonard. 218 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,933 Working out on the North Sea for months? That's really something. 219 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:57,125 I know. 220 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,204 As far as science goes, this is the adventure of a lifetime. 221 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,603 Ha, ha. Maybe your lifetime, I went to space. 222 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,372 It's not a competition. 223 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,877 You're right, you're right. 224 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:12,949 I'm really proud of you, and I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. 225 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,580 And space beats water. 226 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,484 Rajesh, I thought Lucy was coming. 227 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,559 She is. She's just running a little late. 228 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:27,495 You know how it is, girls, always fussing about their hair, their makeup, she'll be here. 229 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,099 Just give it a rest, okay? 230 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,304 Can I have your attention, everyone? 231 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,810 That's B-flat for those who don't have perfect pitch. 232 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:46,847 I would like to propose a toast to my best friend, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. 233 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,481 He has been presented with a wonderful opportunity... 234 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:54,114 ...and I couldn't be happier for him. 235 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,826 Thank you, Sheldon, that must have been hard for you to say. 236 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,429 Well, I mean it. I'm really happy for you. 237 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:07,130 And that's how you get a toothpaste commercial. Cheers. 238 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,436 Cheers. 239 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:15,708 That's really nice of you to try to be happy for Leonard. 240 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:19,146 - Thank you. - It must've killed you when I went to space. 241 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,557 - Oh, no. - Buddy, you okay? 242 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,194 Oh, man. 243 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,728 What's going on? 244 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,630 Go ahead, read it. 245 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:40,465 "Raj, I can't come to the party. This is all just too much for me. 246 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:46,970 I don't think we should see each other anymore. Sorry. Lucy." 247 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,978 Excuse me. 248 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,706 Raj, I'm so sorry. 249 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,442 Me too. 250 00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:00,049 It did not kill me when you went to space. 251 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,690 Monkeys went to space. 252 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,097 Well, here we are. 253 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,704 Yep. 254 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,097 I'm really gonna miss you. 255 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,833 I'm gonna miss you too. 256 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,001 Penny, we're in the red zone. 257 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,805 The white zone is for loading and unloading. 258 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,247 We're breaking the law. 259 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:30,115 - There's no space in the white zone, so... - Anyway... 260 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,590 ...we can e-mail and I think the phone connections are good. 261 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,523 You have to get out of the car now. I'm not going to jail. 262 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,493 - Would you just relax? - Oh, I see a space in the white zone. 263 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,997 Quick, circle the airport. 264 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,027 - Did you bring enough inhalers? - Yeah. 265 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:49,469 And extra Dramamine? You remember what happened on It's a Small World. 266 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,034 - I'm covered. - Okay. 267 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,940 Dear Lord, a police officer is glancing in our direction. 268 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,843 We've been made. 269 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,780 Calm down, I'm getting out. 270 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,881 - I have something I want to give you. - Oh, Leonard. 271 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,956 It's a locket with Leonard's face in it. 272 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,559 He got it at the mall on clearance. Move, move, move! 273 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,257 I love you. 274 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,265 I love you too. 275 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:22,571 Don't worry, officer, they just love each other, we're not smuggling drugs. 276 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,910 Raj? It's Penny, are you in there? 277 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,575 Hang on. 278 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:40,423 Hey. I'm coming back from the airport. I wanted to see how you're doing. 279 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,823 That's very nice of you. Come, come. Come on in. 280 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:48,597 I can't stay long. I left Sheldon in the car with the window cracked open. 281 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:54,704 He's gonna go through that activity book in, like, 30 seconds, so... 282 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,534 Are you okay? 283 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,212 No. 284 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,942 I'm so sorry. 285 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,708 It's my fault. 286 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:12,949 I finally found someone who's right for me and I drove her away. 287 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,683 Raj. 288 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,353 Penny... 289 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,427 ...I miss her already. 290 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,958 I know how you feel. I miss Leonard too. 291 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,567 What's...? 292 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:29,468 What is wrong with me? Why can't I ever have love? 293 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:35,307 - You will. - No, I won't, I'm unlovable. 294 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,608 That's just the booze talking. 295 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,879 No, it's not. I haven't had a drink since last night. 296 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,994 You're talking to me. 297 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,860 - I am. - Aah! 298 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,063 And now I'm crying for a whole different reason. 299 00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,499 Me too. 300 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,377 So I guess what I'm saying is, I get where Lucy's coming from. 301 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,210 - That's great. Do you want some wine? - No, water is fine. 302 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:17,913 Anyhow, I've been thinking about it a lot, and I totally see why Lucy did what she did. 303 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,355 I pushed too hard, but if I back off and give her enough space... 304 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,893 ...maybe there's still a future for us. 305 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:27,259 The funny thing about life is that sometimes something you think... 306 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,400 Does he ever shut up? 307 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,196 But then it turns good again and that means it's better... 308 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,236 ...than if it had never been bad a while. 309 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:38,001 And now things aren't good. They are in fact... 310 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,701 ...very, very bad... 311 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:44,372 ...but at least my heart is starting to heal. Slowly, but surely. 312 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:48,748 How I cried, it was like a little thunderstorm on my face. 313 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,754 But I'm a man, okay? So I need to pull myself together... 314 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,916 ...pick up a pen and get it all out in my journal. I mean... 315 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:59,086 ...it's not all bad. Having my heart broken has allowed me to speak in front of you... 316 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,095 ...so, you know, the silver lining.