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So, anyway, last night on
video chat, I spent, like,
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20 minutes just staring
into Lucy's eyes.
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Oh, that sounds romantic.
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It was until I realized
the screen had frozen.
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Still one of my top three
dates of all time.
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So, are we ever gonna
hang out with this girl?
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I'd love that, but she's not
really comfortable around people.
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Yeah, I used to be
uncomfortable around people,
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but then I learned a trick.
I pretend everyone I meet
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is a beloved character
from Star Trek.
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How's that been working for you?
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Oh, like a charm, unnamed
crewman in a red shirt.
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Leonard, I may have
gotten you a job.
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- I have a job.
- SHELDON: Yes, he does.
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He caters to my every whim.
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No, in a couple of weeks,
Stephen Hawking's team
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is sending an expedition
to the North Sea to test
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hydrodynamic simulations
of black holes.
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One of their experimental physicists
dropped out, and I recommended you.
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Well, do you really
think I have a shot?
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Yeah, I've worked with Hawking.
I talked you up.
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He knows your research.
I think this could happen.
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He knows--
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Wow!
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Well, now, but do you
think that's a good idea?
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Uh, you know Star Trek.
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Should a guy with no name and a red
shirt really go on an expedition?
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Hey, don't discourage him. This
is a fantastic opportunity.
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No one asked you, Uhura.
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Would you like to hear a classic
Sheldon Cooper factoid?
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- What do you think?
- Great.
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I've been doing some reading
about vehicular safety.
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Did you know that
the highest number
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of drowning accidents
happen on or around boats?
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Interesting that you would bring that
up when I might go work on a boat.
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Well, that's the thing about
factoids-- they're interesting.
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I know what you're doing.
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You don't want me going on this research
trip because you're afraid to be alone.
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I'm not afraid to be alone.
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On land.
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On the sea, it would
be terrifying.
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Because of all the drowning.
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Sheldon.
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Fine, no more drowning talk.
I'll change the subject.
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Oh. Who do you think
would win in a fight--
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you
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or a shark?
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Look, I appreciate
your signature blend
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of concern for me and
incredible selfishness.
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If I get the chance to do this,
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there is nothing you can say
that's going to stop me.
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Very well.
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Things between you and Penny
have never been better.
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I hope four months apart
doesn't change anything.
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(car stops)
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I should have opened
with that, huh?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x24 ♪
The Bon Voyage Reaction
Original Air Date on May 16, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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If you look carefully at Venus,
you should be able to see
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the International
Space Station pass by.
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Wow.
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Your friend
was actually up there?
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Yeah. He brought me back
a T-shirt that said,
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"My Friend Went to the Space Station
and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"
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Did he take the
T-shirt to space?
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Nope. It's exactly
as lousy as advertised.
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Speaking of friends,
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they have been
asking to meet you.
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I was thinking maybe we could
all hang out sometime?
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I don't know. How
many are there?
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Let's see. Six.
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That's pretty cool;
I have six friends!
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Kind of like Sinatra.
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Oh.
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Six strangers?
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That's a lot of pressure.
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Staring at me, asking
me personal questions.
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Like, "What do you do""
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"Where are you from?"
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"Why did you lock yourself
in the bathroom?"
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Okay,
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how about you just dip your
toe in and meet one of them?
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- Will you be there?
- Of course.
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Well, that's two.
Three if you count me.
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Oh, this is getting out of hand.
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So, then, during
my afternoon shift,
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I spilled an entire tray
of drinks on myself.
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Oh, that's awful.
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Not really.
My shirt was soaking wet.
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- I got, like, the biggest tip of my life.
- Oh.
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So, listen,
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do you remember when I said the
similarities of the equations
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of general relativity
and hydrodynamics suggest
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you could find the equivalent of Unruh
radiation in a large body of water?
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I thought I said that to you.
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Anyway, Stephen Hawking's
team is looking into that,
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and I've been invited
to join them.
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Wow, Hawking! Good for you!
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Well, it is. Just--
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you know,
I'd be gone for a while.
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- Well, how long?
- Three, four months.
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Whoa.
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- When would you leave?
- Couple weeks.
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(gasps)
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Wow. O-Okay, well, I'll
just come visit you.
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That's the thing-- you can't.
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I'll be on a ship
in the North Sea.
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On a ship? Aren't they afraid
Hawking will just roll overboard?
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Uh, he's not gonna be there. He's just
sending a team to research his theory.
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Oh, sure.
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Like when you send me
to kill spiders in your bathtub.
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Wow. Okay.
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Four months.
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Yeah.
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And
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I'm a little worried because things
between us have been so great,
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and I'd hate to do anything
that screws that up.
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Oh, sweetie, if you're
gonna screw things up,
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it's gonna be while you're
here, not while you're away.
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Oh.
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No. I mean, look,
you have to go.
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It sounds like
an amazing opportunity.
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And I'm just basing that on how much I
didn't understand what you said about it.
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Okay.
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I'll confirm the travel
arrangements in the morning.
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(sighs)
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Okay. Good.
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- I do have to ask you one favor.
- Sure.
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Sheldon's nervous about me leaving.
Just keep an eye on him while I'm gone.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Remember what happened when
I took care of your goldfish?
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Well, flush Sheldon down the
toilet and get me a new one.
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(laughs)
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Really, you guys do not need
to throw me a going-away party.
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Are you kidding me? How often can
you say "Bon voyage" to somebody
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when they're actually going
on a voyage?
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Hello, Rajesh.
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(imitating Koothrappali):
Hello, Amy. Nice to see you.
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What can I say?
It's funnier with the accent.
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There's beer in the fridge.
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Anyway, you guys really don't
need to make a big deal.
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Leonard, you're being selfish.
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We need to give you a proper
send-off so we'll have closure
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when you die at sea
and crabs eat your face.
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Sheldon, sweetie, shut up.
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You know, one of the things that helped
me get through Howard being in space
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for so long was getting
married before he left.
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Bernadette, sweetie, shut up.
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Okay.
(sighs)
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- I have a request to make.
- And now he can talk.
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I want to cut open your brain and see
what the heck's going on in there.
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The only person allowed
inside this head is Dr. Phil.
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Anyway, I-I spoke to my new lady
friend about meeting you all,
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and she thought it would be easier
for her to start with just one.
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Oh, gee, I don't know.
My schedule's a little busy.
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Actually, I was
thinking Leonard.
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Oh. Thank you, Raj.
I'd be honored.
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What the hell? I thought
I was your best friend.
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You are, but you've got
kind of a big personality,
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with your flashy clothes and
your Woody Allen swagger.
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PENNY: You know, maybe she'd be more
comfortable meeting a girl first.
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- Good idea. Bernadette?
- What the hell?!
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Well, you're very pretty.
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- That could be intimidating to
another woman. - Oh, yeah.
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Hey, you don't think I'm pretty
enough to scare your girlfriend?
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Calm down, Bernie.
You're very scary.
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It should be me.
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Why? So you can make jokes
about cutting open my brain?
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A, that was not a joke.
That was a sincere request.
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And B, more importantly,
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I was the outsider to this group, and
I know how frightening that can be.
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But you guys took me in and
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made me feel loved,
like I was family.
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Fine, I'll do it.
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So, after I started
dating Sheldon,
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I met Leonard,
and then everybody else,
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and they've all been
so wonderful to me.
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That's really nice to hear.
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Maybe next week, we
could all get together.
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Oh, Lucy, you don't
have to answer that.
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Don't put her on the
spot. She hates that.
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Am I right? Tell her how much you hate
being put on the spot. Go ahead, tell her.
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Ignore him. He's a little
nervous 'cause he doesn't think
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I understand the severity
of your social anxiety.
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What the...?
Are you crazy?
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You can't talk about social anxiety
to someone who has social anxiety.
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It makes them socially anxious!
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Excuse me, but I'm
a neurobiologist.
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I think I'm a little
more qualified than you
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to understand what's not working
in your girlfriend's brain!
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Don't call her my girlfriend.
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We haven't discussed whether or not
we're girlfriend or boyfriend yet.
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Now that it's out there...
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...are you my girlfriend?
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By the way, if you say no,
I'll never be happy again.
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Not to put you on the spot.
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I think I have to go
to the bathroom.
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We might as well go ahead and eat.
She's not coming back anytime soon.
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This is ridiculous. We're
shopping for a party.
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This store doesn't even
have a party section.
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Yeah, it does, and here we are.
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You know, I have to say, Penny,
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I don't understand why you of all people
are encouraging Leonard to do this.
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Well, I'm his girlfriend; of
course I'm gonna support him.
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Yeah, well,
you're his girlfriend for now.
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You know, maybe
you're not aware of this,
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but there is a rich tradition
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of men at sea finding comfort in
each other's arms and britches.
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Honey, this is a big
deal for Leonard, okay?
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He gets to work with
Stephen Hawking.
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Who, by the way, will not be on the boat.
I checked it out.
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It's not that big
of an opportunity.
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And even if Hawking's theories
are correct,
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all they prove is where
the universe came from,
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why everything exists and
what its ultimate end will be.
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I mean, me?
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I'm interested
in the big questions.
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Oh, my God, Sheldon the
genius is jealous of Leonard.
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I'm not jealous.
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I'm just very unhappy that good
things are happening for him
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and not happening for me.
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Look, sweetie, this is a
natural thing to feel, okay?
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But just because good things
are happening to Leonard
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doesn't take anything
away from you.
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You know what? Let me
tell you a little story.
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Once there was a girl who worked
at the Cheesecake Factory,
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and she wasn't very good
at her job.
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- It was you.
- It wasn't me.
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But she was also an actress, and
we were both up for the same part
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in a toothpaste commercial.
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She got it. Look,
I was so jealous.
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00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,370
But instead of ripping out
her fake blonde hair...
241
00:11:50,394 --> 00:11:53,587
- You ripped out your own fake blonde hair.
- I...
242
00:11:54,221 --> 00:11:56,144
looked her in the eye,
243
00:11:56,236 --> 00:11:58,361
smiled and said,
"I'm happy for you."
244
00:11:58,399 --> 00:12:00,243
Because that's what friends do.
245
00:12:01,325 --> 00:12:03,384
They lie
so they don't look petty.
246
00:12:03,416 --> 00:12:04,548
Yeah.
247
00:12:04,894 --> 00:12:06,125
How?
248
00:12:06,212 --> 00:12:07,756
Like this.
249
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,520
I am so happy for you.
250
00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:14,954
Wow.
251
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,776
No wonder you didn't get
that toothpaste commercial.
252
00:12:22,185 --> 00:12:23,572
Hey.
253
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:24,764
Hi.
254
00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:28,857
I want to apologize for Amy last night.
She was completely out of line.
255
00:12:34,983 --> 00:12:38,739
Are you... are you not speaking to
me or did the screen freeze again?
256
00:12:38,794 --> 00:12:41,061
Amy wasn't the problem.
257
00:12:41,114 --> 00:12:43,130
Okay. I know.
(sighs)
258
00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:44,222
It was me.
259
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,652
I-I pushed too hard. I'm sorry.
260
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,289
Thank you.
261
00:12:48,948 --> 00:12:51,329
You know,
I-I've been thinking that...
262
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:54,154
maybe meeting somebody
one-on-one is too intense,
263
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,389
so...
264
00:12:55,422 --> 00:12:57,205
Friday night, my friends
are having a party.
265
00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:59,282
- A party?
- A little one!
266
00:12:59,393 --> 00:13:01,633
It's-it's a farewell
for Leonard,
267
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:04,096
so all the attention
will be on him.
268
00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:08,538
If you wear something brown and sit on the
couch, they won't even know you're there.
269
00:13:10,318 --> 00:13:12,481
- I'm not sure.
- Oh, please?
270
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,833
- Raj.
- Come on. Don't make me beg.
271
00:13:14,891 --> 00:13:17,674
And I'm from India,
so I know how to do it.
272
00:13:20,504 --> 00:13:21,750
Okay.
273
00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:24,426
Y... Thank you! Th-This
means a lot to me.
274
00:13:24,445 --> 00:13:26,404
My friends are like my family.
275
00:13:26,878 --> 00:13:30,083
Unless you don't like them; in
which case, they're dead to me.
276
00:13:31,485 --> 00:13:32,785
(rock music playing quietly)
277
00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:35,226
So, have you ever spent
a long time on a boat before?
278
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,157
Yeah.
279
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:40,050
Are you referring to the time we got stuck
on the Small World ride at Disneyland?
280
00:13:41,878 --> 00:13:43,586
Yeah.
281
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,483
I'm proud of you, Leonard.
282
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:50,121
Working out on the
North Sea for months--
283
00:13:50,152 --> 00:13:51,940
that's really something.
284
00:13:51,951 --> 00:13:56,049
I know. As far as science goes, this
is the adventure of a lifetime.
285
00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:59,872
(chuckles) Maybe your lifetime.
I went to space.
286
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:03,476
It's not a competition.
287
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,976
You're right, you're right.
288
00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:06,792
I'm really proud of you, and...
289
00:14:06,823 --> 00:14:08,882
I'm gonna miss you
when you're gone.
290
00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:11,817
And space beats water.
291
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:16,222
Rajesh, I thought
Lucy was coming.
292
00:14:16,283 --> 00:14:18,473
She is. She's just
running a little late.
293
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:22,214
You know how it is-- girls always
fussing about their hair, their makeup.
294
00:14:22,253 --> 00:14:25,266
She'll be here. Just
give it a rest, okay?
295
00:14:26,026 --> 00:14:27,178
(music stops)
296
00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:31,557
Um, can I have your
attention, everyone?
297
00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:36,142
That's, uh, B-flat, for those
who don't have perfect pitch.
298
00:14:37,304 --> 00:14:39,777
I would like to propose a toast
299
00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:43,170
to my best friend,
Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
300
00:14:43,295 --> 00:14:46,631
He has been presented with
a wonderful opportunity,
301
00:14:46,649 --> 00:14:49,845
and I couldn't
be happier for him.
302
00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:54,096
Thank you, Sheldon.
303
00:14:54,108 --> 00:14:56,202
That must've been
very hard for you to say.
304
00:14:56,256 --> 00:14:57,787
Well, I mean it.
305
00:14:57,868 --> 00:14:59,917
I'm really happy for you.
306
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:03,653
And that's how you get a
toothpaste commercial. Cheers.
307
00:15:04,368 --> 00:15:06,102
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
308
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:11,237
It was really nice of you
to try to be happy for Leonard.
309
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,381
Mm. Thank you.
310
00:15:12,393 --> 00:15:15,091
It must've killed you
when I went to space.
311
00:15:19,538 --> 00:15:20,688
Oh, no.
312
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,855
Buddy, you okay?
313
00:15:25,739 --> 00:15:27,184
Oh, man.
314
00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,909
What's going on?
315
00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:31,499
Uh, go ahead. Read it.
316
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:33,723
"Raj, I can't come
to the party.
317
00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:36,595
"This is all just
too much for me.
318
00:15:37,382 --> 00:15:40,820
"I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
319
00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:42,958
Sorry. Lucy."
320
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,077
Excuse me.
321
00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:47,821
Raj, I'm so sorry.
322
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,794
Me, too.
(sighs)
323
00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:52,944
(door closes)
324
00:15:52,962 --> 00:15:56,688
It did not kill me when
you went to space.
325
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,635
Monkeys went to space.
326
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,269
(sighs)
327
00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:08,172
Well, here we are.
328
00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:09,715
Yep.
329
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,276
I'm really gonna miss you.
330
00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:13,814
I'm gonna miss you, too.
331
00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:16,268
Penny, we're in the red zone.
332
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,770
The white zone is for
loading and unloading.
333
00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:22,041
We're breaking the law.
334
00:16:22,236 --> 00:16:24,518
Okay, there's no space
in the white zone, so...
335
00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:26,457
Anyway,
336
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:29,504
we can e-mail, and I-I think the
phone connections are pretty good.
337
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,593
All right, you have to get out of the car
right now. I'm not going to jail for you.
338
00:16:32,631 --> 00:16:34,064
Would you just relax?
339
00:16:34,134 --> 00:16:37,856
Oh, I see a space in the white zone.
Quick, circle the airport.
340
00:16:38,924 --> 00:16:41,135
- Did you bring enough inhalers?
- Yeah.
341
00:16:41,154 --> 00:16:42,666
And, uh, extra Dramamine?
342
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:45,463
You remember what happened
on It's a Small World.
343
00:16:46,408 --> 00:16:47,689
- I'm covered.
- Okay.
344
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:51,045
Oh, dear Lord, a police officer's
glancing in our direction.
345
00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:53,002
We've been made.
346
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,534
Calm down.
I'm getting out.
347
00:16:57,071 --> 00:16:59,690
- I have something I want to give you.
- Oh, Leonard.
348
00:16:59,702 --> 00:17:01,249
It's just a heart-shaped
locket with a picture of
349
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:04,902
Leonard's face in it. He got it at the
mall on clearance. Now move, move, move!
350
00:17:07,013 --> 00:17:08,722
I love you.
351
00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:11,093
I love you, too.
352
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,366
Don't worry, Officer. They
just love each other.
353
00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:18,938
We're not smuggling drugs.
354
00:17:26,248 --> 00:17:28,712
Raj, it's Penny.
Are you in there?
355
00:17:28,996 --> 00:17:30,712
RAJ:
Hang on.
356
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,524
Hey. I'm just coming back from the airport.
I wanted to see how you're doing.
357
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,542
That's-that's very nice of you.
358
00:17:38,755 --> 00:17:40,621
Uh, come, come. Come on in.
359
00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:44,804
Can't stay long. I left Sheldon in the
car with the window cracked open.
360
00:17:46,727 --> 00:17:51,089
He's gonna go through that activity
book in, like, 30 seconds, so...
361
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,224
Are you okay?
362
00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:56,839
No.
363
00:17:57,539 --> 00:17:58,759
Oh.
364
00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:00,637
I'm so sorry.
365
00:18:00,699 --> 00:18:01,832
No.
366
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,741
It's my fault.
367
00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:07,071
You know, I finally found someone
who was right for me, and
368
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:09,121
I-I drove her away.
369
00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:11,632
Oh, Raj.
370
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:14,347
Penny, I...
371
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,665
I miss her already.
372
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:19,713
I know how you feel.
I miss Leonard, too.
373
00:18:20,179 --> 00:18:21,604
What's...
374
00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:25,464
what is wrong with me? Why-why
can't I ever have love?
375
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:27,921
- You will.
- No, I...
376
00:18:28,009 --> 00:18:28,810
I won't.
377
00:18:28,829 --> 00:18:30,625
(sobbing):
I'm-I'm unlovable.
378
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:31,394
(sighs)
379
00:18:31,419 --> 00:18:33,700
That's just the booze talking.
380
00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:34,732
No,
381
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,875
it's not. I haven't had a
drink since last night.
382
00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:48,871
You're talking to me.
383
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,226
- I am.
- (gasps)
384
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:56,069
- And now I'm crying for a whole
different reason! - Me, too!
385
00:18:59,813 --> 00:19:03,338
So I-I guess what I'm saying is.
I get where Lucy's coming from.
386
00:19:03,463 --> 00:19:06,238
- That's great. Do you want some wine?
- Uh, no, water's fine.
387
00:19:06,282 --> 00:19:08,924
Anyhow, I-I've been
thinking about it a lot,
388
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:11,832
and-and I totally see
why Lucy did what she did.
389
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,511
I pushed too hard.
But you know what?
390
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:17,456
If I back off and give her enough space,
maybe there's still a future for us.
391
00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:20,901
Yeah, the funny thing about life
is that, you know, sometimes...
392
00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:23,486
(quietly):
Does he ever shut up?
393
00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:25,769
...but then, it turns good
again and that means,
394
00:19:25,788 --> 00:19:28,398
it's better than if it had
never been bad for a while.
395
00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:29,479
I know you think,
396
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:33,556
"Now things are good". They
are infact very, very bad.
397
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:35,756
But at least my heart
is starting to heal.
398
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,466
Slowly but surely.
399
00:19:37,484 --> 00:19:39,630
And (sighs) how I cried.
400
00:19:39,648 --> 00:19:42,719
It was like a little, uh,
thunderstorm on my face.
401
00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:44,094
But I'm a man, okay?
402
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,931
So I need to pull myself together, pick up
a pen and get it all out in my journal.
403
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:50,223
I mean, it's not all bad, right?
404
00:19:50,229 --> 00:19:53,051
Having my heart broken has allowed me
to finally speak in front of you...
405
00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:54,919
so, you know,
it was a silver lining.
406
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:59,943
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