1 00:00:01,990 --> 00:00:04,170 _ 2 00:00:04,301 --> 00:00:06,384 The documentary series finished airing ages ago. 3 00:00:06,475 --> 00:00:08,373 Why is PBS sending another crew? 4 00:00:08,484 --> 00:00:10,324 We're getting bonus footage for the DVD. 5 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:13,204 Pfft. Nobody buys DVDs anymore. 6 00:00:13,368 --> 00:00:14,821 It'll be a pledge gift. 7 00:00:15,065 --> 00:00:16,581 PBS 8 00:00:16,677 --> 00:00:18,807 The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates 9 00:00:18,912 --> 00:00:20,209 and viewers like you. 10 00:00:21,617 --> 00:00:23,045 In the past year I've consolidated 11 00:00:23,163 --> 00:00:25,149 the entire Scranton paper market 12 00:00:25,306 --> 00:00:28,271 regained the White Pages, the district, the county, 13 00:00:28,356 --> 00:00:29,624 we supply them all. 14 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:31,236 I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon. 15 00:00:31,237 --> 00:00:33,137 And in the morning there's mini-reunion. 16 00:00:33,286 --> 00:00:35,137 A kind of "where are they now" panel 17 00:00:35,171 --> 00:00:36,788 at a local theater. 18 00:00:36,806 --> 00:00:38,473 It'll be nice to see everyone again. 19 00:00:38,508 --> 00:00:42,311 [Laughs] I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go. 20 00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:45,764 [Mimicking trumpet] 21 00:00:45,798 --> 00:00:49,301 Today marks several important milestones. 22 00:00:49,319 --> 00:00:52,988 Stanley, as you know, is retiring. 23 00:00:53,022 --> 00:00:54,439 [Laughing] 24 00:00:54,473 --> 00:00:56,608 Yes. Whoo, whoo, whoo. 25 00:00:56,642 --> 00:00:58,443 Ah, I've been looking forward to this day 26 00:00:58,477 --> 00:00:59,995 since I was 18 years old. 27 00:01:00,029 --> 00:01:01,479 - Speech! - No! 28 00:01:01,497 --> 00:01:05,317 And our next and most thickly frosted cake 29 00:01:05,335 --> 00:01:07,986 is... for... Kevin. 30 00:01:08,004 --> 00:01:10,155 - Yes! - [Laughing] 31 00:01:10,173 --> 00:01:11,456 Wait, why? 32 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:14,877 Go ahead and just read the frosting. 33 00:01:14,928 --> 00:01:16,328 - "Get out"? - Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:16,346 --> 00:01:18,130 What does that mean? 35 00:01:18,164 --> 00:01:19,548 It's a colloquial way of saying "you're fired," Kevin, 36 00:01:19,582 --> 00:01:21,967 - which you are. - What? 37 00:01:22,001 --> 00:01:23,552 Dwight you can't do that. 38 00:01:23,603 --> 00:01:26,054 The cake has spoken, Pam. Sorry! Heh. 39 00:01:26,105 --> 00:01:29,674 Well, if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying... 40 00:01:29,692 --> 00:01:30,675 Dwight... 41 00:01:30,693 --> 00:01:32,194 [Overlapping objections] 42 00:01:32,228 --> 00:01:34,563 Based... on his merit. 43 00:01:34,614 --> 00:01:37,515 Ooh. 44 00:01:37,533 --> 00:01:39,034 Um... 45 00:01:39,068 --> 00:01:41,904 I'm... good. 46 00:01:41,955 --> 00:01:43,521 Well, Toby'll stop it. 47 00:01:43,539 --> 00:01:45,190 Anytime anyone's ever been fired, 48 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:47,542 - Toby's blocked it, so-- - Yeah, yeah. 49 00:01:47,577 --> 00:01:48,877 - I don't think-- - Toby, wait, wait. 50 00:01:48,912 --> 00:01:51,163 Hold that thought. 51 00:01:51,197 --> 00:01:53,916 Here's your cake. 52 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:56,585 Bye bye, Toby. 53 00:01:57,587 --> 00:01:59,838 [Kevin sniffling] 54 00:01:59,872 --> 00:02:05,210 [Crying] At least I got chocolate. 55 00:02:05,228 --> 00:02:08,213 [Cheerful music] 56 00:02:33,983 --> 00:02:36,626 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 57 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,432 I bike to work now. 58 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:45,750 Saves on gas, cheaper than a vasectomy, 59 00:02:45,768 --> 00:02:47,919 and, uh, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment too. 60 00:02:50,356 --> 00:02:51,807 Pam and I are great. 61 00:02:51,858 --> 00:02:53,392 She just recently finished her mural 62 00:02:53,426 --> 00:02:54,776 for the Irish Cultural Center. 63 00:02:54,811 --> 00:02:56,228 [Cheers and applause] 64 00:02:56,262 --> 00:02:57,929 - Whoo! - Can you clap? 65 00:02:57,947 --> 00:02:59,648 Can you clap for mom? 66 00:02:59,699 --> 00:03:02,901 And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices 67 00:03:02,935 --> 00:03:06,438 for reasons he explained to us in Japanese. 68 00:03:06,456 --> 00:03:09,624 [Whispering] Angela, are you ready for the wedding? 69 00:03:09,659 --> 00:03:10,959 Yes. 70 00:03:10,994 --> 00:03:13,128 My heart is so open. 71 00:03:13,162 --> 00:03:15,113 I am so at peace. 72 00:03:15,131 --> 00:03:18,500 [Scoffs] Look at Meredith. 73 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:21,169 She's disgusting. Those feet-- 74 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:23,288 they're like the paws of an orangutan. 75 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:24,806 I think she looks good. 76 00:03:24,841 --> 00:03:26,174 Now that she's wearing sports bras, 77 00:03:26,225 --> 00:03:27,926 we don't see her boobs as much. 78 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,478 That is all. Have a good morning. 79 00:03:29,512 --> 00:03:30,979 - Thank you. - Thank you, Dwight. 80 00:03:33,299 --> 00:03:35,150 - [Laughing] - What was that for? 81 00:03:35,184 --> 00:03:37,819 To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful. 82 00:03:37,854 --> 00:03:40,805 Ah, I know. It just feels so empty with... 83 00:03:40,823 --> 00:03:42,357 so many of the old gang gone. 84 00:03:42,408 --> 00:03:44,776 D, it's gonna be perfect. 85 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:47,029 The only people that need to be there are you and me. 86 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,314 Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese 87 00:03:49,332 --> 00:03:50,982 that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. 88 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,451 You keep forgetting about him. 89 00:03:52,485 --> 00:03:54,503 I don't-- I don't know why. 90 00:03:54,537 --> 00:03:57,339 I brought in some new faces, 91 00:03:57,373 --> 00:03:58,457 and one old. 92 00:03:58,491 --> 00:04:00,125 I always liked Devon. 93 00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:02,660 I hired him back after Creed faked his own death 94 00:04:02,678 --> 00:04:04,846 in the baler the day after the doc aired. 95 00:04:04,881 --> 00:04:06,782 The only person he fooled was Kevin. 96 00:04:06,816 --> 00:04:08,183 Then the police showed up. 97 00:04:08,217 --> 00:04:09,684 Turns out, Creed was in the band 98 00:04:09,719 --> 00:04:12,137 The Grass Roots in the 1960s. 99 00:04:12,171 --> 00:04:14,139 During that time, the police say, 100 00:04:14,173 --> 00:04:18,827 he sold drugs and trafficked in endangered species meat 101 00:04:18,861 --> 00:04:22,531 and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military. 102 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:27,035 - Oh, some fudge? - Oh, thanks. 103 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:28,737 I love your fudge. 104 00:04:28,788 --> 00:04:30,372 - Thanks. - Mm. 105 00:04:30,406 --> 00:04:32,657 I think I gained a couple pounds since I got here. 106 00:04:32,691 --> 00:04:34,859 [Laughing] Oh, you can afford it. 107 00:04:34,877 --> 00:04:38,363 After 16 years, it's strange sitting across from somebody 108 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:40,549 who isn't Stanley. 109 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:44,669 But he'll get there. 110 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:46,538 - Okay, the limo's gonna be here at 5:00. 111 00:04:46,556 --> 00:04:48,540 I need everybody to be ready 'cause I want to pack in a lot. 112 00:04:48,558 --> 00:04:50,225 Partytime whorehouse. 113 00:04:50,259 --> 00:04:52,377 Uh, no. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night, okay? 114 00:04:52,395 --> 00:04:54,062 Well, you're the bestisch mensch 115 00:04:54,097 --> 00:04:57,365 Dwight has made me his bestisch mensch. 116 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,717 Which is Schrute for best man. 117 00:04:59,735 --> 00:05:02,270 He's putting himself entirely in my hands tonight. 118 00:05:02,305 --> 00:05:03,888 And I know, for over 12 years, 119 00:05:03,906 --> 00:05:06,108 I've done nothing but trick and prank him. 120 00:05:06,159 --> 00:05:07,776 But tonight... 121 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:10,195 only good surprises. 122 00:05:10,229 --> 00:05:11,613 "Guten pranken." 123 00:05:11,664 --> 00:05:13,064 [Chuckles] 124 00:05:13,082 --> 00:05:14,616 Oh, hey, Jim, I forgot to mention. 125 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:16,734 Oftentimes, in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, 126 00:05:16,752 --> 00:05:18,286 there are accidental murders. 127 00:05:18,337 --> 00:05:20,238 That won't be necessary tonight. 128 00:05:20,256 --> 00:05:21,540 Great, now we got three hours to fill. 129 00:05:21,574 --> 00:05:22,958 Okay, hold on. 130 00:05:23,009 --> 00:05:24,259 Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up? 131 00:05:24,293 --> 00:05:25,927 Ever since Angela moved in 132 00:05:25,962 --> 00:05:27,796 and Mose had stopped sleeping at the foot of my bed, 133 00:05:27,847 --> 00:05:29,714 he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing. 134 00:05:29,748 --> 00:05:33,768 Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him. 135 00:05:33,803 --> 00:05:38,390 [Indistinct chatter] 136 00:05:38,424 --> 00:05:43,145 [Car horns] 137 00:05:47,617 --> 00:05:49,601 Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. 138 00:05:49,619 --> 00:05:51,453 Why not? 139 00:05:51,487 --> 00:05:53,071 America's Next A Cappella Sensation 140 00:05:53,105 --> 00:05:54,772 aired my audition. 141 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:56,908 And when I started sobbing uncontrollably, 142 00:05:56,942 --> 00:06:01,329 apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. 143 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:04,132 Not a very compassionate chord. 144 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:07,452 The clip went viral, as they say. 145 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:08,837 You can't just sit here and cry. 146 00:06:08,888 --> 00:06:11,756 Oh, I can so just sit here and cry! 147 00:06:11,790 --> 00:06:13,508 Two million hits in the first week... 148 00:06:13,559 --> 00:06:15,927 and then the parodies started. 149 00:06:15,961 --> 00:06:18,597 One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. 150 00:06:18,631 --> 00:06:24,436 [Speaking native language] 151 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:27,639 And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it. 152 00:06:27,657 --> 00:06:31,026 - [Fake crying] - Oh, don't. 153 00:06:31,077 --> 00:06:35,664 Aw, come on, Baby Wawa. Don't be such a baby. 154 00:06:35,698 --> 00:06:37,832 Oh, no. 155 00:06:39,151 --> 00:06:41,786 It's gonna be all right. 156 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:44,506 It's gonna be all right. 157 00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:46,458 For Weekend Update, I'm Seth Meyers. 158 00:06:46,492 --> 00:06:48,043 That's Baby Wawa. Good night. 159 00:06:48,094 --> 00:06:49,511 Bye. 160 00:06:49,545 --> 00:06:51,463 After my clip blew up, I actually got a call 161 00:06:51,497 --> 00:06:54,132 from the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid. 162 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:58,136 Turns out they have a support group. 163 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:01,005 Not really my scene. 164 00:07:01,023 --> 00:07:04,392 Years ago, the Senator promised a left turn lane 165 00:07:04,443 --> 00:07:06,027 by the Arby's. 166 00:07:06,062 --> 00:07:08,897 So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? 167 00:07:08,948 --> 00:07:10,398 Well, yeah, you-- hold on. 168 00:07:10,449 --> 00:07:12,183 Hi. 169 00:07:12,201 --> 00:07:14,369 I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. 170 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:17,021 It's all over the place. I don't know what it means. 171 00:07:17,039 --> 00:07:18,490 That's the reason Kevin got fired. 172 00:07:18,524 --> 00:07:19,857 It's his magic number. 173 00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:21,826 He used to use it to balance his accounts. 174 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:23,411 He used to call it a keleven. 175 00:07:23,462 --> 00:07:25,697 He told Dwight, "a mistake plus keleven 176 00:07:25,715 --> 00:07:27,415 gets you home by seven." 177 00:07:27,466 --> 00:07:29,551 He was home by 4:45 that day. 178 00:07:33,205 --> 00:07:35,390 Oh, I live in Poland now... 179 00:07:35,424 --> 00:07:38,343 the Scranton of the EU. 180 00:07:38,377 --> 00:07:40,679 Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. 181 00:07:40,713 --> 00:07:42,897 I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. 182 00:07:42,932 --> 00:07:44,933 Can't wait to see everyone. 183 00:07:44,984 --> 00:07:47,435 Well, almost everyone. 184 00:07:47,486 --> 00:07:48,770 Hello! 185 00:07:48,821 --> 00:07:50,739 [Laughing] Hello! 186 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:52,691 - Oh. - Hi! 187 00:07:52,725 --> 00:07:55,694 - No. - Oh. [Laughs nervously] 188 00:07:55,728 --> 00:07:57,279 How did you know my plane had arrived? 189 00:07:57,330 --> 00:07:58,780 How long have you been stalking me? 190 00:07:58,831 --> 00:08:00,749 Oh, no, no, no. My plane just got in. 191 00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:02,250 From New York. 192 00:08:02,285 --> 00:08:04,119 - Are you still with Piotr? - No. 193 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:05,787 And I thought I unfriended you. 194 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:09,424 Anyone can follow a Twitter feed. 195 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:12,127 Wanna share a cab? 196 00:08:12,178 --> 00:08:15,096 After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York... 197 00:08:15,131 --> 00:08:17,766 to write the great American novel. 198 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,418 I have six roommates. Heh. 199 00:08:20,436 --> 00:08:22,220 Which are better than friends, you know, 200 00:08:22,254 --> 00:08:24,055 'cause they have to give you one month's notice 201 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:26,924 before they leave. 202 00:08:26,942 --> 00:08:29,644 - Hey-oh! - Andy? 203 00:08:29,695 --> 00:08:32,314 - You're back? - Yeah. 204 00:08:32,365 --> 00:08:34,949 That's Baby Wawa, right? Oh, my God! 205 00:08:34,984 --> 00:08:36,768 Hey, man, good to see you. 206 00:08:36,786 --> 00:08:38,620 Thank you. Yeah. 207 00:08:38,654 --> 00:08:40,605 - Andy. - Hey! Aw! 208 00:08:40,623 --> 00:08:42,774 A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly. 209 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:44,492 Andy, I've been worried about you. 210 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:45,910 How are you? 211 00:08:45,944 --> 00:08:48,330 - A little warm. - Poor, poor Andy. 212 00:08:48,381 --> 00:08:50,248 Okay. [Struggling] 213 00:08:50,282 --> 00:08:51,466 Aw. 214 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,784 - Thank you, Phyllis. - Hello, hello. 215 00:08:52,802 --> 00:08:54,336 - Hey! - Dar-ryl! 216 00:08:54,387 --> 00:08:55,787 - Darryl! - Hey! 217 00:08:55,805 --> 00:08:57,288 Hey, what's up? 218 00:08:57,306 --> 00:08:58,506 Didn't I just see you at the airport 219 00:08:58,557 --> 00:09:00,124 - jumping in a limo? - What? 220 00:09:00,142 --> 00:09:01,793 Must've been another devilishly handsome, 221 00:09:01,811 --> 00:09:03,178 - debonair individual. - Hmm. 222 00:09:03,229 --> 00:09:05,180 Hey, man, how you doing? 223 00:09:05,231 --> 00:09:07,766 I, um-- I didn't call 'cause I figured you changed the number. 224 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,768 No, I didn't change the number. 225 00:09:09,802 --> 00:09:12,136 All good, though. Phone never rings. 226 00:09:13,489 --> 00:09:15,106 What! Ohh! 227 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,474 Surprise! 228 00:09:16,492 --> 00:09:17,692 I thought you guys couldn't come. 229 00:09:17,743 --> 00:09:18,976 Yeah, but then they moved the panel 230 00:09:18,994 --> 00:09:20,311 to the same weekend, 231 00:09:20,329 --> 00:09:21,830 and the doc crew paid to fly us in. 232 00:09:21,864 --> 00:09:23,114 It was kismet. 233 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:25,667 Kismet? Yeah, right. 234 00:09:25,701 --> 00:09:29,287 Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. 235 00:09:29,321 --> 00:09:31,272 You remember my two lap band surgeries, right? 236 00:09:31,307 --> 00:09:32,674 Neither do I. 237 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:35,643 "Guten prank" number one. 238 00:09:35,678 --> 00:09:37,629 You ready for tonight? We gonna tear up the town? 239 00:09:37,663 --> 00:09:41,383 - Uh, better ask Jim. - And Jim will say nothing. 240 00:09:41,434 --> 00:09:43,000 [Gasps] Darryl! 241 00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:44,686 - Andy! - Hey, Pam! 242 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,688 Hey, Pam! How are you? 243 00:09:46,722 --> 00:09:49,841 We're fine. Yeah. 244 00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:52,176 And I'm sure that you guys are fine too. 245 00:09:52,194 --> 00:09:55,029 - Because why wouldn't you be? - Mm-hmm. 246 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:57,699 Darryl, oh, my gosh. How is Austin? 247 00:09:57,733 --> 00:09:59,367 Tell me everything. How's the merger? 248 00:09:59,402 --> 00:10:00,985 I feel like I read about Athlead all the time. 249 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:03,655 I love it. And it's Athleap now. 250 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:06,574 And the city is amazing. 251 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,025 - Yeah? - Yeah. 252 00:10:08,043 --> 00:10:10,378 Yeah, it's hot, the music is awesome. 253 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:11,696 And the tacos are... [Cell phone chimes] 254 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:12,914 - for real. - Wow! 255 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,866 That sounds incredible. 256 00:10:14,884 --> 00:10:16,885 Oh, guys. Limo's here. 257 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:18,553 Let's do this. Change if you need to. 258 00:10:18,587 --> 00:10:21,506 - Whoo, whoo, whoo! - Okay, you guys, have fun. 259 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:24,709 You too, Andy. 260 00:10:27,396 --> 00:10:28,680 - Yeah. - Ohh! 261 00:10:28,714 --> 00:10:30,715 - Aw! - Whoa-ho! 262 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:33,735 Haven't been in one of these in forever! 263 00:10:33,769 --> 00:10:35,737 They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party 264 00:10:35,771 --> 00:10:37,105 with the girls. Really? 265 00:10:37,156 --> 00:10:39,023 Such a cliche. 266 00:10:39,058 --> 00:10:40,725 I'm a man. 267 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:43,611 So I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. 268 00:10:43,646 --> 00:10:47,031 I just have to remember how I acted before I came out. 269 00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:50,285 Wassuuuuup! [Laughing] 270 00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:57,921 Wait. Why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary. 271 00:10:57,956 --> 00:10:59,495 - Dwight. - Jim, what-- 272 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:01,528 - Get out. - Come on! What-- 273 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,129 What, are you gonna whack me, Jim? 274 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,797 No, Dwight. 275 00:11:06,815 --> 00:11:08,833 You'll be doing the whacking. 276 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:16,024 A bazooka. 277 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,860 - You remembered. - Of course I did. 278 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,329 [Tearful laugh] 279 00:11:21,363 --> 00:11:23,498 Get outta my way. 280 00:11:23,532 --> 00:11:24,832 All: Oh! 281 00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:27,619 [All laugh and applaud] 282 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,537 - Whoo! - Yeah! 283 00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:30,955 Okay! 284 00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:32,957 Guten prank number two. 285 00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:34,876 [All cheering] 286 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,012 Private room. 287 00:11:38,047 --> 00:11:40,632 - Yeah, brosef. - Amazing! 288 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,166 Enjoy, enjoy. 289 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:44,969 Hey, I know you. You gonna sit here and cry? 290 00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:47,055 - Okay, man, easy. - [Feigning tears] 291 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,856 Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing? 292 00:11:48,891 --> 00:11:50,358 Jim, it's fine. 293 00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:51,693 He'll just get you on his cell phone, 294 00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:53,645 and then that'll go viral. 295 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:56,197 - That happens a lot? - Yeah, I guess. 296 00:11:56,231 --> 00:11:58,900 But things are going well, actually. 297 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:03,037 I spoke at Cornell during Commencement Week. 298 00:12:03,072 --> 00:12:05,022 I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke, 299 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,191 but it was a huge success. 300 00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:08,993 Well, I bet it was a smash. 301 00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:10,712 That's how I got my new job in the admissions office. 302 00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:13,030 Is that a volunteer program or... 303 00:12:13,048 --> 00:12:16,367 No. It's a job. 304 00:12:16,385 --> 00:12:18,336 Things are going great. 305 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:21,673 - Let's get a drink in you, huh? - Yes! 306 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:24,742 Whoo-hoo! Let's get this party started! 307 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,043 Where's my angel? 308 00:12:26,061 --> 00:12:28,429 [Both squeal and laugh] 309 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,880 This is my big sister Rachel. 310 00:12:29,898 --> 00:12:32,400 No, this is my big sister Angela. 311 00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:35,236 [Laughs] We're very close. 312 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,838 We even have our own special language. 313 00:12:36,872 --> 00:12:40,024 [Speaking in indistinct language] 314 00:12:40,058 --> 00:12:41,693 [Both laughing] 315 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,861 People love it. 316 00:12:43,895 --> 00:12:45,747 They do. 317 00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:48,700 [Sighs] Man, how long have we been sitting here? 318 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,234 Hi, boys! 319 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,069 All: - Ohh... - Here we go! 320 00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:54,622 Oh, thank God. We are famished! 321 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:58,259 Hey, did somebody order the chef special? 322 00:12:58,293 --> 00:12:59,594 - Right there. - Right here. 323 00:12:59,628 --> 00:13:00,962 No, we haven't ordered anything. 324 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,747 No one's even taken our drinks. 325 00:13:02,765 --> 00:13:04,048 Uh, what is the chef special? 326 00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:05,466 [Rihanna's S&M playing] 327 00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:09,387 I bet you boys have a big appetite. 328 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,105 Oh, we do. 329 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,608 So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. 330 00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:16,427 And tell us about your heartiest soups. 331 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:20,097 Mm, I know what you want. I knowexactlywhat you want. 332 00:13:20,115 --> 00:13:22,567 Yes, an onion loaf for the table. 333 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:23,818 But that's not all. 334 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,102 Now the chef special sounded good. 335 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,955 - What is it exactly? - Ooh. Shh. 336 00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:29,490 Okay, what are you doing? 337 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:30,775 Are you giving me a taste of the chef special? 338 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,443 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm? 339 00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:33,995 Tastes like cigarettes. 340 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:37,248 That won't work. That's no good. 341 00:13:37,282 --> 00:13:38,800 - Whoo! - What? 342 00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,785 [Laughter] [Knock at door] 343 00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:44,472 - Okay. - Oh, boy. 344 00:13:44,506 --> 00:13:46,674 Oh! 345 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:47,975 Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed, 346 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:50,344 or cleaned or whatever. 347 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,129 Angela's special repair man is here. 348 00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:53,681 Wait, what is this? 349 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:56,967 Shut up. Jakey? 350 00:13:56,985 --> 00:13:58,969 - Mom? - Wait. Wait. 351 00:13:58,987 --> 00:14:01,022 - What? - Oh, man. 352 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,440 No, no, no, no. Just do your work. 353 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,658 Pretend mom's not here. 354 00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:05,610 Uh, that seems inappropriate. 355 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,978 Give 'em a good show, my little entrepreneur. 356 00:14:07,996 --> 00:14:09,864 - Okay. - Take it off. 357 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,982 [Big & Rich's Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) Plays] 358 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,202 Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. 359 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,986 Stripper's only as good as his song. 360 00:14:16,004 --> 00:14:17,171 Oh... 361 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,456 [All shriek] 362 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,174 Oh! 363 00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:27,998 Oh, wowee wow. 364 00:14:28,016 --> 00:14:30,000 ♪ Well, I walk into the room ♪ 365 00:14:30,018 --> 00:14:32,520 - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! - ♪ passin' out $100 bills ♪ 366 00:14:32,554 --> 00:14:35,523 Go, Meredith's stripper son. 367 00:14:35,557 --> 00:14:37,141 All: Ohh! 368 00:14:37,175 --> 00:14:38,693 - Angela, are you all right? - I don't know! 369 00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:40,010 - I don't know. - Oh, gee-- 370 00:14:40,028 --> 00:14:41,529 - Oh, my God! 371 00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:43,347 Be gentle, Jakey, gentle. 372 00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:44,982 Just a second. 373 00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,851 Just one second. Look. 374 00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:49,320 Okay, if anything, this is rougher! 375 00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:50,988 Stop it, Meredith! 376 00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:53,524 Fine. My bad! Go ahead, Jakey! 377 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,710 Uh, no. It's o-- thank you. 378 00:14:55,744 --> 00:14:56,911 You know what? You don't have to-- 379 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,162 oh! No, no, no. 380 00:14:58,196 --> 00:14:59,547 No, no, no. It's okay. 381 00:14:59,581 --> 00:15:01,031 Now, for the last time, 382 00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:02,717 I'd like a side salad with balsamic. 383 00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:05,086 Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress. 384 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,754 You're telling me! 385 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,589 If you want her to leave, just tip her. 386 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,675 What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet. 387 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,594 Does anyone wanna split a twice baked potato? 388 00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:17,047 Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right? 389 00:15:17,065 --> 00:15:18,533 That was interesting. 390 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:19,934 [Sighs] [Creaking] 391 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,570 - What was that? - It's just the wind. 392 00:15:22,604 --> 00:15:24,605 - Will you lock the door? - Okay. 393 00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:27,725 [Sighs] 394 00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:29,694 It's just the wind, see? Nothing. 395 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,195 All right, you know, 396 00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:32,563 you don't have to leave the door wide open. 397 00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:33,948 We get it. It's the wind. 398 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,116 Just come and shut-- oh! My God! 399 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,084 [All screaming] 400 00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:39,120 - Phyllis! - What's happening? 401 00:15:41,594 --> 00:15:44,145 Oh, man, never thought I'd say this, 402 00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:45,563 but I think I ate too much bone marrow. 403 00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:46,597 [Phone ringing] Oh, it's the girls. 404 00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:48,616 Hey, Pam. What? 405 00:15:48,651 --> 00:15:50,568 Angela's been kidnapped! 406 00:15:50,602 --> 00:15:52,453 Phyllis left the door open 407 00:15:52,488 --> 00:15:54,572 and some freak came and grabbed her and fled. 408 00:15:54,606 --> 00:15:57,441 Good old Mose. [Laughing] 409 00:15:57,459 --> 00:15:59,577 They think it was Mose. 410 00:15:59,611 --> 00:16:01,829 Oh, great, he's getting into the spirit of the festivities. 411 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,331 Fantastic. 412 00:16:03,382 --> 00:16:04,782 He just pulled off a braut entfuhrung. 413 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,134 What is that? 414 00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:07,785 A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. 415 00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:10,922 He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub. 416 00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:13,841 And when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. 417 00:16:13,892 --> 00:16:16,594 Ah. All right! Oh, Mose! 418 00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:18,296 Wait a minute. 419 00:16:18,314 --> 00:16:19,797 You said the tradition is for the groom to search for her, 420 00:16:19,815 --> 00:16:21,649 and it ends at a pub. 421 00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:25,186 So how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town? 422 00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:26,804 Right. Which one is that? 423 00:16:26,822 --> 00:16:29,107 Mm, hey, driver, why don't you take us 424 00:16:29,141 --> 00:16:31,976 to 3030 Adams? 425 00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:40,835 - Is that Mose? - Yes, it is! 426 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,454 I am here for my bride! [Giggles] 427 00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:45,489 Well, first, buy us a drink. 428 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:48,126 All: ♪ if you want your bride, buy us a drink ♪ 429 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,345 ♪ if you want your bride, buy us a drink ♪ 430 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,463 Very well! Drinks on me! 431 00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:54,515 [All cheering] Bartender! 432 00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:56,384 [Gasps] 433 00:16:56,435 --> 00:17:00,471 Well, well, well, well, well. 434 00:17:00,505 --> 00:17:03,391 That's six "wells." 435 00:17:03,442 --> 00:17:07,011 Did I get that number right, Dwight? 436 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:09,314 I heard you bought a bar, Kevin. 437 00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:11,699 Yes. I did. 438 00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:13,735 This one. 439 00:17:13,786 --> 00:17:16,904 Now get out! 440 00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:20,358 - Why did you pick this place? - Ohh. 441 00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:22,026 You? 442 00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:24,495 You did this as a prank. My own bestisch mensch. 443 00:17:24,529 --> 00:17:26,197 Nope, not a prank. 444 00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:27,832 I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet. 445 00:17:27,866 --> 00:17:29,367 [Scoffs] Waste of a good hatchet. 446 00:17:29,385 --> 00:17:31,919 Okay, just talk. 447 00:17:33,589 --> 00:17:35,673 Well, w-- 448 00:17:35,707 --> 00:17:37,375 - I heard you say "well" the first time, 449 00:17:37,393 --> 00:17:39,577 I know Dwight misses Kevin. 450 00:17:39,611 --> 00:17:43,214 I saw him making his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. 451 00:17:43,232 --> 00:17:44,882 Tomorrow's his wedding day. 452 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,251 You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day. 453 00:17:47,286 --> 00:17:49,387 It was nothing personal. 454 00:17:49,421 --> 00:17:51,406 It's just that you were terrible at your job. 455 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,441 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 456 00:17:53,492 --> 00:17:55,943 No, really. You were terrible at math... 457 00:17:55,978 --> 00:17:58,729 and organization, time management, 458 00:17:58,747 --> 00:18:00,365 personal hygiene. 459 00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:01,899 Your internet searches were so filthy 460 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,734 we had to throw out your computer. 461 00:18:03,752 --> 00:18:05,787 Is that all it was? 462 00:18:05,838 --> 00:18:08,739 That's it. 463 00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:10,925 Come here. 464 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,210 I missed you, Kevin. 465 00:18:12,244 --> 00:18:14,929 - I missed you! - Ohh. 466 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,131 - Guten prank. - Yes, Mose. 467 00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:23,087 Guten prank number three. 468 00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:25,273 You've had your drink. Now where is my bride? 469 00:18:25,307 --> 00:18:27,091 [All cheering] 470 00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:30,094 Mose! What... 471 00:18:30,112 --> 00:18:32,447 Ohh, Mose. 472 00:18:32,481 --> 00:18:34,148 What the fuck is your problem, 473 00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:36,951 you fucking piece of shit? 474 00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:40,764 _ 475 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:43,074 Hey, is Angela coming, or-- _ 476 00:18:43,108 --> 00:18:45,009 No. We can't see each other on our wedding day. 477 00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:47,245 And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk. 478 00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:48,946 - Right. - Hey, guys. 479 00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:50,665 All: Stanley! 480 00:18:50,716 --> 00:18:53,634 - How's Florida? - Oh, great. 481 00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:55,169 Yes, I'm living in Florida now. 482 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,004 Little town called Florida City, 483 00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:59,424 just on the edge of the Everglades. 484 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,142 The man who delivered my divorce papers 485 00:19:01,176 --> 00:19:04,645 came by fan boat, which was kinda fun. 486 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:08,483 I sit on my porch all day, carving birds. 487 00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:10,268 Am I the only one that's nervous? Heh heh. 488 00:19:10,302 --> 00:19:12,353 How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed? 489 00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:14,439 No, no, I'm fine. 490 00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:18,376 Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway. 491 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:22,830 I guess this was worth being filmed nonstop for nine years. 492 00:19:22,865 --> 00:19:25,833 I'm sorry, guys. This is probably on me. 493 00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:28,836 I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral. 494 00:19:28,871 --> 00:19:31,706 ♪ Just sit here and cry, just sit here and cry ♪ 495 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:34,942 ♪ oh, I can so just sit here and cry ♪ 496 00:19:34,977 --> 00:19:36,961 ♪ you guys are really mean ♪ 497 00:19:36,995 --> 00:19:38,513 ♪ it can't end like this, you know ♪ 498 00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:40,298 ♪ slept in my car last night, quit my job ♪ 499 00:19:40,332 --> 00:19:41,382 ♪ burned all my bridges ♪ 500 00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,501 ♪ and I did unspeakable things ♪ 501 00:19:43,519 --> 00:19:45,186 ♪ you're just not good ♪ 502 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:46,471 ♪ you're just not good ♪ 503 00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:47,805 ♪ are you insane? ♪ 504 00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:49,474 ♪ You're just not good ♪ 505 00:19:49,508 --> 00:19:50,858 ♪ you're just not good ♪ 506 00:19:50,893 --> 00:19:52,493 ♪ chill out ♪ [Crying] 507 00:19:52,528 --> 00:19:54,562 [Giggling] ♪ just sit here and cry ♪ 508 00:19:54,813 --> 00:19:57,398 People actually dance to this. 509 00:19:57,432 --> 00:19:59,433 It's in my juke box. 510 00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:02,236 None of the money goes to Andy, though. 511 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:04,722 ♪ Cry, cry, cry ♪ 512 00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:08,693 [Laughing] Yeah, people hate you. 513 00:20:08,727 --> 00:20:12,163 I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home. 514 00:20:17,953 --> 00:20:20,087 Hey, it's Andy Bernard. 515 00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:21,422 All: Nard Dog! 516 00:20:21,456 --> 00:20:24,258 [Cheers and applause] 517 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:25,926 Roo-doo-doo-doo! 518 00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:28,095 All: Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 519 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:29,964 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 520 00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:31,932 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 521 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:33,968 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 522 00:20:34,019 --> 00:20:35,886 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 523 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,473 [Cheers and applause] 524 00:20:43,238 --> 00:20:46,072 How did it feel to see your lives played out on TV? 525 00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:48,357 It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. 526 00:20:48,391 --> 00:20:50,076 It's kinda disgusting. 527 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,862 You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it. 528 00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:55,464 With today's modern surveillance technology, 529 00:20:55,499 --> 00:20:59,435 we are in a constant state of being watched, 530 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:00,870 whether it's our government 531 00:21:00,904 --> 00:21:02,204 or the government of other countries, 532 00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:03,923 AKA Google. 533 00:21:03,957 --> 00:21:06,876 You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were. 534 00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:08,961 Uh, no one recognizes me. 535 00:21:09,012 --> 00:21:10,963 But now all my friends call me Plop. 536 00:21:11,014 --> 00:21:13,966 So... thanks, PBS. [Laughter] 537 00:21:14,017 --> 00:21:17,303 Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode 538 00:21:17,354 --> 00:21:19,221 was so romantic. 539 00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:21,941 And, um, I think we'd all love to know, 540 00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:25,560 Pam, what romantic thing did you do to pay Jim back 541 00:21:25,579 --> 00:21:27,196 for leaving Athlead? 542 00:21:27,230 --> 00:21:30,282 Well, I mean, how do you pay back someone 543 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,418 for something like that? 544 00:21:32,452 --> 00:21:36,405 But, uh, I don't know. I'm working on something. 545 00:21:36,423 --> 00:21:39,541 She pays me back every day, just by being my wife. 546 00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:40,909 So that's fine. 547 00:21:40,927 --> 00:21:42,962 All: Aww. 548 00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:44,913 O-kay. 549 00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:48,100 All I can say is, if I had Jim, 550 00:21:48,134 --> 00:21:50,803 he would have a free pass to do anything. 551 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:53,772 I mean, if I lucked into that, 552 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,941 he could do anything-- 553 00:21:55,976 --> 00:21:57,559 anything. 554 00:21:57,593 --> 00:22:01,096 I'm sorry, is there a question? 555 00:22:01,114 --> 00:22:04,800 Uh, no. 556 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,902 Pam, what was in that teapot letter? 557 00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:09,938 Oh, um, well, you know, I-- 558 00:22:09,956 --> 00:22:13,075 I just-- I think I would rather keep that private. 559 00:22:13,109 --> 00:22:15,577 You know, if you'd been filmed for nine years of your life, 560 00:22:15,611 --> 00:22:18,330 there'd be some things that you just wanna keep to yourself. 561 00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:22,167 I hear ya. What did it say? 562 00:22:22,218 --> 00:22:23,469 We're gonna move on. 563 00:22:23,503 --> 00:22:24,953 Next question, please. 564 00:22:24,971 --> 00:22:27,339 Do you find that your life feels pointless 565 00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:29,808 now that nobody's actually filming you anymore? 566 00:22:29,843 --> 00:22:31,644 Yes. 567 00:22:34,397 --> 00:22:37,116 I wanna know how everyone felt they were portrayed. 568 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,485 - Was it accurate? - I got a beef with that. 569 00:22:39,519 --> 00:22:41,687 Um, for the first seven years, 570 00:22:41,738 --> 00:22:43,689 I was getting my PhD in school psychology, 571 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,274 and they didn't show it. 572 00:22:45,308 --> 00:22:46,992 Yes, I was getting hammered. 573 00:22:47,027 --> 00:22:52,281 But, hey, it was college. 574 00:22:52,315 --> 00:22:54,166 I have a question for Jim and Pam. 575 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,486 Everyone watching sees how much you love each other 576 00:22:57,504 --> 00:22:59,538 and how you're soul mates. 577 00:22:59,589 --> 00:23:02,174 So, Pam, how could you doubt that 578 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:04,343 when Jim moved to Philadelphia? 579 00:23:04,377 --> 00:23:07,696 Um, you know what, I actually didn't handle that move, uh, 580 00:23:07,731 --> 00:23:09,331 very gracefully, 581 00:23:09,349 --> 00:23:12,968 from not communicating to being a little selfish. 582 00:23:13,002 --> 00:23:14,687 Listen, um... 583 00:23:14,721 --> 00:23:18,023 I was scared, you know? 584 00:23:18,058 --> 00:23:20,476 I loved what I had, and I didn't wanna risk it. 585 00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:25,147 And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little too. 586 00:23:25,181 --> 00:23:26,815 Which was wrong, 587 00:23:26,849 --> 00:23:29,684 because he's shown me time and again. 588 00:23:29,703 --> 00:23:31,520 But when the documentary started airing, 589 00:23:31,538 --> 00:23:32,905 people on the street told me 590 00:23:32,956 --> 00:23:35,574 that I had this fairy-tale romance. 591 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:37,493 But there were a lot of times last year 592 00:23:37,527 --> 00:23:39,878 when it did not feel like a fairy tale. 593 00:23:39,913 --> 00:23:44,383 But then it got deeper, and it got stronger, 594 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:47,202 and now it's better than a fairy tale. 595 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:51,706 It's like a long book that you never want to end. 596 00:23:51,725 --> 00:23:53,208 And you're fine with that, 597 00:23:53,226 --> 00:23:56,261 because you just never, ever wanna leave it. 598 00:23:56,312 --> 00:23:57,896 All: Aww. 599 00:23:57,931 --> 00:23:59,515 LikeHarry Potter. 600 00:23:59,549 --> 00:24:02,735 Yeah, likeHarry Potter. 601 00:24:02,769 --> 00:24:05,738 I have a question for Erin. 602 00:24:05,772 --> 00:24:07,889 - Really? - Yes. 603 00:24:07,907 --> 00:24:10,743 Um, the thing I found most compelling 604 00:24:10,777 --> 00:24:15,697 about the documentary was your search for your birth mother. 605 00:24:15,731 --> 00:24:18,033 Thank you. 606 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:22,755 So my question is, um, do-- don't you hate her? 607 00:24:22,789 --> 00:24:26,575 I mean, I would just imagine that you were so angry at her 608 00:24:26,593 --> 00:24:30,245 that you would hate her. 609 00:24:30,263 --> 00:24:31,880 Maybe sometimes. 610 00:24:31,914 --> 00:24:34,633 But not like hate hate. 611 00:24:34,684 --> 00:24:38,470 More just like, "mom, I hate you!" 612 00:24:38,521 --> 00:24:42,424 And then she would say, "go to your room, young lady." 613 00:24:42,442 --> 00:24:44,726 And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs. 614 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,729 And I have a room, which is really cool. 615 00:24:47,763 --> 00:24:50,783 And then we'd just have dinner together. 616 00:24:50,817 --> 00:24:52,100 But I don't know. I'd have to meet her. 617 00:24:52,118 --> 00:24:53,602 [Laughs] Thanks. 618 00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:59,124 Erin... 619 00:24:59,159 --> 00:25:02,127 Yes? 620 00:25:02,162 --> 00:25:03,745 Um... 621 00:25:03,779 --> 00:25:08,917 Oh, Erin... 622 00:25:08,951 --> 00:25:14,306 Yes? Is there a follow-up question? 623 00:25:18,678 --> 00:25:22,797 Mom? 624 00:25:22,816 --> 00:25:24,633 All: Aww. 625 00:25:24,651 --> 00:25:27,653 [Applause] 626 00:25:33,243 --> 00:25:35,810 Erin... 627 00:25:35,829 --> 00:25:38,647 same question, but about your dad? 628 00:25:44,654 --> 00:25:47,489 Well, this feels like a good place to stop. 629 00:25:47,507 --> 00:25:49,458 Let's thank all of our wonderful panelists 630 00:25:49,492 --> 00:25:52,711 for being here on this wonderful panel today. 631 00:25:58,885 --> 00:26:01,019 Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center, 632 00:26:01,054 --> 00:26:04,056 don't forget, Irish step dancing semifinals. 633 00:26:04,107 --> 00:26:05,974 Winning team to Mid-Atlantic. 634 00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:09,444 [Applause] 635 00:26:14,350 --> 00:26:16,451 [Scattered cheers] 636 00:26:25,521 --> 00:26:28,640 - Where is the basket for gifts? - Right there, sir. 637 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:30,809 Hi. I'm Dakota. 638 00:26:30,843 --> 00:26:32,177 Jeff Bomondo. 639 00:26:32,211 --> 00:26:33,711 I sell ceramic tile out of Newark. 640 00:26:33,729 --> 00:26:35,546 - Nice. - My wife's name is Kathryn. 641 00:26:35,564 --> 00:26:37,382 I can show you my social security card, 642 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,151 if it helps. 643 00:26:43,155 --> 00:26:44,105 Uck. 644 00:26:44,156 --> 00:26:45,573 Look at this mud. 645 00:26:45,608 --> 00:26:47,275 Can you imagine if I had worn my Jimmy Choos? 646 00:26:47,326 --> 00:26:49,694 I just saved you 600 bucks, mister. 647 00:26:49,728 --> 00:26:50,695 Thanks for helping out, sweetie. 648 00:26:50,729 --> 00:26:51,696 Mm. 649 00:26:51,730 --> 00:26:54,065 Kelly. You're here. 650 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:57,369 - Hey, Ryan! - Hey. 651 00:26:57,403 --> 00:26:59,537 Whose baby is this? Oh, are you, like, a manny now? 652 00:26:59,571 --> 00:27:03,425 No, this little guy is mine. 653 00:27:03,459 --> 00:27:05,093 So I was dating this girl, and one day, 654 00:27:05,127 --> 00:27:06,795 she went out to get a new charger 655 00:27:06,846 --> 00:27:08,296 for her e-cigarette. 656 00:27:08,347 --> 00:27:10,748 Never came back. 657 00:27:10,766 --> 00:27:12,267 Oldest story in the book. 658 00:27:12,301 --> 00:27:13,551 [Baby squeals] 659 00:27:13,585 --> 00:27:14,919 Say "hi," Drake. 660 00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:16,721 - Drake is your baby's name? - Yeah. 661 00:27:16,755 --> 00:27:18,589 That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake. 662 00:27:18,607 --> 00:27:20,108 [Drake babbles] His last album, 663 00:27:20,142 --> 00:27:21,893 it just touched me to pieces. 664 00:27:21,927 --> 00:27:23,111 No, Kelly, he's not named 665 00:27:23,145 --> 00:27:24,646 after a hip-hop artist from 2011. 666 00:27:24,697 --> 00:27:26,564 It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake. 667 00:27:26,598 --> 00:27:28,450 Cool. 668 00:27:28,484 --> 00:27:31,936 Well, he is so cute. Ravi, check out this cute baby. 669 00:27:31,954 --> 00:27:33,154 - I'm obsessed with him. - Oh? 670 00:27:33,205 --> 00:27:34,439 Ravi is a pediatrician. 671 00:27:34,457 --> 00:27:36,941 And some of his patients are total uggos. 672 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,576 They're called premature, sweetie. 673 00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:39,911 Yeah. 674 00:27:39,945 --> 00:27:42,414 It's good to see you again, Ryan. 675 00:27:42,448 --> 00:27:44,449 - Let me help you up. - Thanks. 676 00:27:44,467 --> 00:27:46,451 - Ooh! Oh! - Ow! 677 00:27:46,469 --> 00:27:48,086 Oh, boy, maybe your heels are too high. 678 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,138 No, my heels aren't too high. 679 00:27:50,172 --> 00:27:52,640 It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. 680 00:27:52,675 --> 00:27:53,975 Thanks for not locking the door 681 00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:55,593 when I asked you to, Phyllis. 682 00:27:55,627 --> 00:27:58,296 - Ohh. - [Sighs] 683 00:27:58,314 --> 00:28:01,466 Sorry, Phyllis. You didn't know. 684 00:28:01,484 --> 00:28:03,468 As long as I can get to the altar. 685 00:28:03,486 --> 00:28:05,770 Oh, I'm gonna get you to that altar. 686 00:28:05,804 --> 00:28:09,607 You can take that to the bank. 687 00:28:09,641 --> 00:28:12,810 - You ready? - [Chuckles] You kidding? 688 00:28:12,828 --> 00:28:14,195 I was born ready. 689 00:28:14,246 --> 00:28:15,697 [Mimicking heavy metal guitars] 690 00:28:15,748 --> 00:28:16,865 Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. 691 00:28:16,916 --> 00:28:19,334 Um... 692 00:28:19,368 --> 00:28:21,486 I don't know how to tell you this, but... 693 00:28:21,504 --> 00:28:23,121 we have a little bit of a problem. 694 00:28:23,155 --> 00:28:25,490 Oh, no. What? 695 00:28:25,508 --> 00:28:27,792 The minister just told me that it's tradition 696 00:28:27,826 --> 00:28:31,463 for the bestisch mensch to be older than the groom. 697 00:28:31,497 --> 00:28:32,830 Oh, come on. 698 00:28:32,848 --> 00:28:34,299 I've never heard of such a thing. 699 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:35,800 I haven't heard of it, obviously. 700 00:28:35,834 --> 00:28:37,352 But I'm out, 701 00:28:37,386 --> 00:28:38,887 because I'm significantly younger than you. 702 00:28:38,938 --> 00:28:41,039 Not-- significant is a big word. 703 00:28:41,073 --> 00:28:42,524 I think it's definitely-- well, okay. 704 00:28:42,558 --> 00:28:43,841 - Either way-- - I think you're only a teeny-- 705 00:28:43,859 --> 00:28:46,728 Either way, Dwight... 706 00:28:46,779 --> 00:28:49,230 I can't be there for you. 707 00:28:49,281 --> 00:28:51,066 I'm sorry. 708 00:28:51,117 --> 00:28:53,168 Jim. 709 00:28:53,202 --> 00:28:58,757 I just... really wish there was something I could do. 710 00:29:05,681 --> 00:29:08,633 [Whispering] Michael. 711 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:11,052 I can't believe you came. 712 00:29:11,087 --> 00:29:13,721 That's what she said. 713 00:29:15,674 --> 00:29:18,643 [Laughing] 714 00:29:18,677 --> 00:29:20,695 Best prank ever. 715 00:29:20,729 --> 00:29:22,313 Yeah! 716 00:29:22,347 --> 00:29:25,300 [Playing Sweet Child O' Mine] 717 00:29:25,334 --> 00:29:33,357 ♪ 718 00:29:48,591 --> 00:29:50,758 As is traditional to the Schrutes, 719 00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:54,045 the lovers are standing in their own graves 720 00:29:54,063 --> 00:29:58,233 as a reminder that this is the only escape 721 00:29:58,267 --> 00:30:00,885 from what they are about to do. 722 00:30:00,903 --> 00:30:02,687 See, I get what they're trying to do, 723 00:30:02,721 --> 00:30:04,572 but why are the graves so shallow? 724 00:30:04,607 --> 00:30:06,991 Ugh. 725 00:30:12,731 --> 00:30:17,919 "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. 726 00:30:17,953 --> 00:30:20,755 For lo, the winter is passed. 727 00:30:20,789 --> 00:30:24,542 The rain is over and gone. 728 00:30:24,576 --> 00:30:28,412 The time of singing has come, 729 00:30:28,430 --> 00:30:31,082 and the voice of the turtle dove 730 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:33,468 is heard in our land. 731 00:30:33,519 --> 00:30:37,889 Let me see your face. Let me hear your voice. 732 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:40,091 For your voice is sweet, 733 00:30:40,109 --> 00:30:44,428 and your face is comely." 734 00:30:44,446 --> 00:30:47,815 I now pronounce you man and wife. 735 00:30:47,867 --> 00:30:52,453 [Cheers and applause] 736 00:30:52,488 --> 00:30:54,906 - Bravo! - Bravo! 737 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,407 Whoo! 738 00:30:56,441 --> 00:30:58,910 Release the doves! 739 00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:03,631 All: Ooh! 740 00:31:03,666 --> 00:31:04,916 Oh. 741 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,167 That's-- 742 00:31:06,218 --> 00:31:07,418 Go. 743 00:31:07,452 --> 00:31:08,419 That's not-- 744 00:31:08,453 --> 00:31:10,004 [Gasps] 745 00:31:10,055 --> 00:31:12,507 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. 746 00:31:12,558 --> 00:31:15,760 Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. 747 00:31:15,794 --> 00:31:17,345 They'll be used for seating. 748 00:31:17,396 --> 00:31:19,964 Complimentary hay hooks are placed along the aisles. 749 00:31:19,982 --> 00:31:22,016 Just stab 'em on in there. 750 00:31:24,136 --> 00:31:25,353 [Straining] 751 00:31:25,404 --> 00:31:27,305 [Indistinct chatter] 752 00:31:27,323 --> 00:31:28,740 - Agh! - You get it? 753 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:37,795 ♪ no Angela, I'll be there for ya ♪ 754 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:41,849 ♪ and when the storms scream Angela ♪ 755 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:47,137 ♪ Angela, I'll be there, yeah ♪ 756 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:50,358 ♪ oh, Angela ♪ 757 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,194 ♪ oh, Angela ♪ 758 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:57,164 ♪ when the winds cry Angela ♪ 759 00:31:57,199 --> 00:31:58,165 ♪ Angela ♪ 760 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,284 Everybody. 761 00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:05,956 ♪ Shout it, hey, here comes my girl ♪ 762 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:09,660 ♪ here comes my girl ♪ 763 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,496 See, now you don't owe me anything. 764 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:16,467 ♪ Yeah, she looks so right ♪ 765 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:19,637 ♪ she is all I need ♪ 766 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,138 Ravi? 767 00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:22,840 Ravi? 768 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,308 Drake has a bit of a rash. 769 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,027 - And he's hot. - Oh, no. 770 00:32:26,061 --> 00:32:27,511 I was wondering, 771 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,179 could you maybe examine him for a second? 772 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,315 Oh, yeah, you're not feeling well, little guy? 773 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:32,733 Okay, sure. Should we go inside? 774 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,485 Actually, could you go inside? 775 00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:36,186 I'm feeling a little dehydrated. 776 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,489 I could really use a little break, have some water. 777 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,874 Are you sure you don't wanna go in? 778 00:32:39,908 --> 00:32:42,159 Ravi, just do it. That baby is burning up. 779 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:43,377 Isn't this, like, what you live for? 780 00:32:43,412 --> 00:32:45,379 - Just go, go! - Thank you, Ravi. 781 00:32:45,414 --> 00:32:46,831 Thank you so much. 782 00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:48,082 This is great for me and for Drake. 783 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:51,034 Thank you. 784 00:32:51,053 --> 00:32:52,870 [Sighs] 785 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:56,090 I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good. 786 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,925 He'll be fine. I let him suck on a strawberry. 787 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,393 He's allergic, but he'll get over it fast. 788 00:32:59,428 --> 00:33:00,878 I had to talk to you. 789 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,180 You gave your baby an allergic reaction 790 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:06,067 just to talk to me? 791 00:33:09,104 --> 00:33:11,072 Mm. Mmm. 792 00:33:11,106 --> 00:33:14,108 ♪ Sara smile ♪ 793 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,110 Michael has so many pictures of his kids, 794 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,362 he had to get two phones with two numbers, 795 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:19,730 and he pays two bills. 796 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,248 Oh, my gosh, it's choreographed! 797 00:33:21,283 --> 00:33:24,568 He's just so happy to have a family plan. 798 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,571 [The Cars' You Might Think] 799 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,591 ♪ 800 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:32,460 Where'd you learn to dance like that? 801 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,044 I don't know. 802 00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:37,715 I've just always been really good at dancing. 803 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,550 [Sobbing] 804 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:43,587 ♪ I'll meet you in the middle of a hurricane ♪ 805 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,474 Is it me? 806 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,392 Is it Nellie? 807 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:50,928 [Sobbing] It's everything. 808 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:56,600 ♪ I'll meet you in the middle of a sad song ♪ 809 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:57,935 ♪ so free and easy ♪ 810 00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,487 I missed you. 811 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,322 I missed you too. 812 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,491 ♪ I'm excited just by touching your hand ♪ 813 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,459 Lots of people think 814 00:34:05,494 --> 00:34:06,944 that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. 815 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,329 [Laughs] 816 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,830 But... [Crying] 817 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:13,250 would a grump make this? 818 00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:17,004 It's me. 819 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,757 It's me. 820 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:23,427 ♪ I wanna run with you, fast as I can ♪ 821 00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:25,179 - I love you. - [Laughing] I love you too. 822 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,630 We're gonna be together forever. 823 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:27,982 We're running off into the sunset. 824 00:34:28,016 --> 00:34:30,184 I finally mastered commitment. 825 00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:41,339 ♪ I just wanna be your lover, ain't no liar ♪ 826 00:34:41,357 --> 00:34:44,026 ♪ Rosalita, you're my stone desire ♪ 827 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:46,395 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 828 00:34:50,283 --> 00:34:51,700 What was that stuff? 829 00:34:51,734 --> 00:34:53,819 Hey, has anyone seen Ryan... or Kelly? 830 00:34:53,853 --> 00:34:55,537 Ooh! Yes. 831 00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:57,989 Uh, they left together a little while ago. 832 00:34:58,023 --> 00:35:01,192 Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby, 833 00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:03,862 so they can start a new life together. 834 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,915 Oh, that's it. Here. 835 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:09,701 Call Child Services and report an abandoned baby. 836 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,720 We'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time. 837 00:35:11,754 --> 00:35:14,172 Oh, I don't know. 838 00:35:14,206 --> 00:35:16,207 Um, Kevin? 839 00:35:16,225 --> 00:35:19,227 Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. 840 00:35:19,262 --> 00:35:21,430 I mean, I can find someone who will-- 841 00:35:21,481 --> 00:35:23,214 who will love that... [Baby cooing] 842 00:35:23,232 --> 00:35:25,400 beautiful little boy the way he deserves. 843 00:35:25,435 --> 00:35:28,570 Hey. This is better. 844 00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:31,222 - Yes! It is. - Hi. 845 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,941 - Oh, yes. - Hey. 846 00:35:32,992 --> 00:35:35,026 Yes, it is. 847 00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:37,028 Oh, yes, it is! 848 00:35:37,062 --> 00:35:38,413 If Ryan wants his baby back, 849 00:35:38,448 --> 00:35:40,749 please tell him where to find me. 850 00:35:40,783 --> 00:35:42,751 We'll be somewhere in Europe. 851 00:35:42,785 --> 00:35:44,286 [Laughing] 852 00:35:44,337 --> 00:35:46,905 Won't we? [Drake laughing] 853 00:35:46,923 --> 00:35:49,925 [Indistinct chatter] 854 00:35:53,346 --> 00:35:55,580 [Crying] I feel like all my kids grew up, 855 00:35:55,598 --> 00:35:59,468 and then they married each other. 856 00:35:59,519 --> 00:36:02,604 It's every parent's dream. 857 00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:04,055 - Thank you so much. - Good night. 858 00:36:04,089 --> 00:36:05,223 - Good luck. - Great. It was really fun. 859 00:36:05,257 --> 00:36:06,775 Good evening. 860 00:36:06,809 --> 00:36:08,092 The doc crew's throwing a big after party 861 00:36:08,111 --> 00:36:09,394 in the warehouse tonight. 862 00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,262 Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. 863 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,949 No offense. You going, Toby? 864 00:36:13,983 --> 00:36:16,284 Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early. 865 00:36:16,319 --> 00:36:18,153 It's only 6:00. 866 00:36:18,204 --> 00:36:20,071 - Come on, everybody's going. - You have to go, Toby. 867 00:36:20,105 --> 00:36:21,623 - Yeah, come on, Tobes. - Come on, Toby. 868 00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:23,441 - Come on! - Yeah, I'll stop by. 869 00:36:23,459 --> 00:36:25,794 [All cheering] There he is. 870 00:36:34,787 --> 00:36:36,838 [Sighs] 871 00:36:36,889 --> 00:36:39,975 - I need to get out of this dress. - I gotta get out of this dress. 872 00:36:41,844 --> 00:36:43,595 Oh, I'm sorry, Pam. 873 00:36:43,629 --> 00:36:45,263 What's going on? 874 00:36:45,297 --> 00:36:46,848 [Sighs] 875 00:36:46,899 --> 00:36:48,466 [Whispering] Why are you still here? 876 00:36:48,484 --> 00:36:50,635 I'm so sorry. They were an hour late. 877 00:36:50,653 --> 00:36:52,303 No, really, what's going on? 878 00:36:52,321 --> 00:36:54,322 Okay, okay. Um... 879 00:36:54,357 --> 00:36:59,310 So... this past year has been really great, 880 00:36:59,328 --> 00:37:02,781 and you've been great, and... 881 00:37:02,815 --> 00:37:05,167 I just-- I know that you had to make this choice, 882 00:37:05,201 --> 00:37:07,502 and you had to give something up for me. 883 00:37:07,537 --> 00:37:09,788 But I never want you to have to give up anything. 884 00:37:09,822 --> 00:37:12,340 I just thought if I could get us an offer, 885 00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:14,492 then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way, 886 00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:18,680 and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture... 887 00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:22,333 and show you all at once just how much I love you, 888 00:37:22,351 --> 00:37:25,687 and how much I really do believe in your future. 889 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:27,856 Sorry, how long have you been showing the house? 890 00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:30,559 - About two months. - That's why it's so clean. 891 00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:32,060 Yeah. 892 00:37:32,111 --> 00:37:34,312 I mean, you were gonna do this without me? 893 00:37:34,346 --> 00:37:37,682 Well, you-- you bought the house without telling me, 894 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:41,152 so I thought I could sell it without telling you. 895 00:37:41,186 --> 00:37:44,072 - Oh... okay. - [Laughs] 896 00:37:44,123 --> 00:37:45,707 Where would we go? 897 00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:49,544 Austin? Maybe. 898 00:37:49,579 --> 00:37:51,496 I promise you... 899 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,164 you don't have to do this for me. 900 00:37:53,198 --> 00:37:55,199 I'm doing it for us. 901 00:37:55,218 --> 00:37:57,168 - Okay. - The last-- 902 00:37:57,202 --> 00:37:59,004 - We'll take it. - Hold on one second. 903 00:37:59,038 --> 00:38:01,423 The last few months have meant the world to me. 904 00:38:01,474 --> 00:38:02,924 - And all I care about-- - Hold on a second. 905 00:38:02,975 --> 00:38:04,342 Wait, what did you just say? 906 00:38:04,376 --> 00:38:07,095 We wanna buy your house. 907 00:38:07,146 --> 00:38:10,932 [Laughing] 908 00:38:10,983 --> 00:38:13,518 - You wanna do this? - I wanna do this. 909 00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:16,271 - You really wanna do this? - I really wanna do this! 910 00:38:16,322 --> 00:38:19,608 [Both laughing] 911 00:38:19,659 --> 00:38:21,409 Oh, my God. 912 00:38:21,444 --> 00:38:23,778 [Rap music playing] 913 00:38:23,829 --> 00:38:25,697 Hey, Darryl. 914 00:38:25,731 --> 00:38:28,066 [Whispers indistinctly] 915 00:38:28,084 --> 00:38:30,234 What? 916 00:38:31,403 --> 00:38:32,587 Yeah. 917 00:38:32,622 --> 00:38:33,872 All right! 918 00:38:33,906 --> 00:38:36,791 We're so excited. 919 00:38:36,842 --> 00:38:38,209 Cool. 920 00:38:38,243 --> 00:38:39,911 Oh, that's for PBS executives only. 921 00:38:39,929 --> 00:38:42,881 I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station 922 00:38:42,915 --> 00:38:46,217 just to get this. 923 00:38:46,251 --> 00:38:47,802 I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. 924 00:38:47,853 --> 00:38:49,721 I'd love to contribute to your campaign. 925 00:38:49,755 --> 00:38:52,423 Thank you, David. 926 00:38:52,441 --> 00:38:56,427 Uh, could I please have your attention? 927 00:38:56,445 --> 00:38:59,931 So a year ago, I got my first art commission 928 00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:02,767 to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin. 929 00:39:02,785 --> 00:39:06,437 And I decided to paint the history of paper, 930 00:39:06,455 --> 00:39:08,490 which was just some trees and stuff. 931 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:10,608 And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it, 932 00:39:10,626 --> 00:39:12,777 and I had to start from the beginning. 933 00:39:12,795 --> 00:39:15,664 But it all worked out for the best, 934 00:39:15,715 --> 00:39:19,084 because I think that I've painted the perfect thing, 935 00:39:19,118 --> 00:39:21,419 which is the history of us. 936 00:39:21,453 --> 00:39:23,621 All of us. 937 00:39:23,639 --> 00:39:25,590 And this is for you, Jim. 938 00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:28,393 [Applause] And go ahead! 939 00:39:29,729 --> 00:39:32,230 [All cheering] 940 00:39:36,468 --> 00:39:40,021 Everyone, let's take our picture in front of the mural. 941 00:39:48,698 --> 00:39:50,165 Oh, um, I just-- 942 00:39:50,199 --> 00:39:51,700 I kind of meant just everybody from the office. 943 00:39:51,751 --> 00:39:54,819 [Laughter] 944 00:39:54,837 --> 00:39:58,707 [Shutter clicking] 945 00:39:58,758 --> 00:39:59,824 Very nice. 946 00:39:59,842 --> 00:40:02,827 Just a couple dozen more. 947 00:40:02,845 --> 00:40:05,496 Smiles, everybody, smiles. 948 00:40:07,516 --> 00:40:09,167 All right, that's great. I got enough. 949 00:40:09,185 --> 00:40:11,519 Thank you, everybody. 950 00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:17,192 - Let's go outside. - Okay. 951 00:40:17,226 --> 00:40:19,394 [Indistinct chatter] 952 00:40:23,846 --> 00:40:25,846 Okay, I need a drink. 953 00:40:25,847 --> 00:40:27,899 Yeah, we all need a drink. 954 00:40:27,950 --> 00:40:29,901 What the-- 955 00:40:29,952 --> 00:40:33,154 there's only dandelion tea and raisins in here. 956 00:40:33,188 --> 00:40:35,239 Hey... bottom drawer. 957 00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:39,193 Yes! 958 00:40:39,211 --> 00:40:42,080 [Phone ringing] 959 00:40:42,131 --> 00:40:43,331 - Oh, so... - Mm-hmm. 960 00:40:43,365 --> 00:40:45,750 Right. 961 00:40:50,589 --> 00:40:53,224 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 962 00:40:53,258 --> 00:40:54,759 Oh, I'm sorry. 963 00:40:54,810 --> 00:40:59,213 Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore. 964 00:41:01,734 --> 00:41:04,569 I didn't watch the whole documentary. 965 00:41:04,603 --> 00:41:06,521 After a few episodes, it was too painful. 966 00:41:06,555 --> 00:41:09,240 I kept wanting to scream at Pam. 967 00:41:09,274 --> 00:41:12,693 It took me so long to do so many important things. 968 00:41:12,727 --> 00:41:15,446 It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years 969 00:41:15,497 --> 00:41:17,448 being less happy than I could've been. 970 00:41:17,499 --> 00:41:21,369 Jim was 5 feet from my desk, 971 00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:23,588 and it took me four years to get to him. 972 00:41:23,622 --> 00:41:26,040 It'd be great if people saw this documentary 973 00:41:26,074 --> 00:41:28,042 and learned from my mistakes. 974 00:41:28,076 --> 00:41:31,379 Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. 975 00:41:31,413 --> 00:41:33,798 But... 976 00:41:33,849 --> 00:41:36,651 it would just-- just make my heart soar 977 00:41:36,685 --> 00:41:39,036 if someone out there saw this 978 00:41:39,071 --> 00:41:41,322 and she said to herself, 979 00:41:41,356 --> 00:41:42,890 "Be strong. 980 00:41:42,924 --> 00:41:45,059 Trust yourself, love yourself. 981 00:41:45,093 --> 00:41:46,927 Conquer your fears. 982 00:41:46,945 --> 00:41:49,280 Just go after what you want. 983 00:41:49,314 --> 00:41:53,785 And act fast, because life just isn't that long." 984 00:41:53,819 --> 00:41:56,437 If there is one thing that I have learned 985 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,973 through this whole experience... 986 00:41:59,007 --> 00:42:00,608 [Cheering] it's that... 987 00:42:00,626 --> 00:42:04,778 if you film anybody long enough, 988 00:42:04,797 --> 00:42:08,449 they're going to do something stupid. 989 00:42:08,467 --> 00:42:12,953 [All whooping] It's only human natural. 990 00:42:12,971 --> 00:42:14,121 Hey, guys. 991 00:42:14,139 --> 00:42:17,308 - Hi. All: - Hey! 992 00:42:17,342 --> 00:42:19,010 What about the honeymoon? 993 00:42:19,061 --> 00:42:20,928 Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. 994 00:42:20,962 --> 00:42:22,513 We wanted to hang out with you guys. 995 00:42:22,564 --> 00:42:25,600 I mean, when are we all going to be here together again? 996 00:42:25,634 --> 00:42:27,318 Aw. 997 00:42:27,352 --> 00:42:28,986 J, P, and D. The three amigos. 998 00:42:29,021 --> 00:42:30,304 Ah, it warms my heart. 999 00:42:30,322 --> 00:42:31,656 Hey, what do you say, 1000 00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:33,140 when I get back from our honeymoon, 1001 00:42:33,158 --> 00:42:34,659 the three of us have a conference room meeting 1002 00:42:34,693 --> 00:42:37,144 just for fun? 1003 00:42:37,162 --> 00:42:39,813 What is that meaningful look? 1004 00:42:39,832 --> 00:42:42,783 You know what? Maybe we should talk. 1005 00:42:42,817 --> 00:42:45,870 Hey, come here. You guys need to see this. 1006 00:42:45,921 --> 00:42:47,338 What is it? 1007 00:42:47,372 --> 00:42:48,956 You're probably sitting there wondering 1008 00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:52,627 what will be your mark, what will you be known for? 1009 00:42:52,661 --> 00:42:54,512 It might surprise you to learn-- 1010 00:42:54,546 --> 00:42:57,181 - I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing. 1011 00:42:57,216 --> 00:42:58,716 Athleap. 1012 00:42:58,767 --> 00:43:00,834 And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. 1013 00:43:00,853 --> 00:43:02,653 We'll come back to visit. 1014 00:43:02,688 --> 00:43:04,856 But I think it's time for us to officially-- 1015 00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:06,507 No, don't say it. You're fired! 1016 00:43:06,525 --> 00:43:07,859 - You're both fired! - Dwight, come on. 1017 00:43:07,893 --> 00:43:09,510 Don't end on a bad note. 1018 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,195 Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. 1019 00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:12,846 The best that I can do 1020 00:43:12,865 --> 00:43:14,232 is one month for every year you've been here. 1021 00:43:14,283 --> 00:43:16,684 That's the Max. 1022 00:43:16,702 --> 00:43:18,852 Thanks, Dwight. 1023 00:43:18,871 --> 00:43:21,689 Hey, and if you're ever in Austin-- 1024 00:43:21,707 --> 00:43:23,541 Whoa. Right. For what, the art? 1025 00:43:23,575 --> 00:43:25,910 The music? The incredible nightlife? 1026 00:43:25,961 --> 00:43:27,361 No, thank you. 1027 00:43:27,379 --> 00:43:28,862 But if you're ever in the area, 1028 00:43:28,881 --> 00:43:30,715 you'll always have a place to stay. 1029 00:43:30,749 --> 00:43:32,199 In my barn. 1030 00:43:32,217 --> 00:43:34,168 There it is. 1031 00:43:34,202 --> 00:43:36,420 Do I get along with my co-workers? 1032 00:43:36,471 --> 00:43:39,273 Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore. 1033 00:43:39,308 --> 00:43:40,825 I have subordinates. 1034 00:43:40,859 --> 00:43:42,343 So... 1035 00:43:42,377 --> 00:43:44,178 have I gotten along with my subordinates? 1036 00:43:44,212 --> 00:43:46,097 Let's see. 1037 00:43:46,148 --> 00:43:48,716 My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, 1038 00:43:48,734 --> 00:43:50,935 is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang 1039 00:43:50,986 --> 00:43:53,887 to motorhead. 1040 00:43:53,906 --> 00:43:57,858 Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. 1041 00:43:57,892 --> 00:43:59,777 Angela Schrute, my former accountant, 1042 00:43:59,828 --> 00:44:02,079 is now my wife. 1043 00:44:02,114 --> 00:44:04,198 My top salesman Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding. 1044 00:44:04,232 --> 00:44:07,418 And office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert 1045 00:44:07,452 --> 00:44:09,036 is my best friend. 1046 00:44:09,070 --> 00:44:10,371 So... 1047 00:44:10,405 --> 00:44:12,106 yes. 1048 00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:15,576 I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates. 1049 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,962 You might feel sorry for me. 1050 00:44:18,013 --> 00:44:20,214 But I actually feel sorry for you. 1051 00:44:20,248 --> 00:44:22,916 Because you're about to leave Cornell. 1052 00:44:22,935 --> 00:44:24,385 So say it with me. 1053 00:44:24,419 --> 00:44:28,222 All: Oh, I can so just sit here and cry. 1054 00:44:28,256 --> 00:44:29,223 [Cheers and applause] 1055 00:44:29,257 --> 00:44:32,059 Oh, yes! 1056 00:44:32,093 --> 00:44:34,428 You did good. Real good. 1057 00:44:34,446 --> 00:44:36,614 Thanks, dad-- Darryl. 1058 00:44:36,648 --> 00:44:40,434 I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin 1059 00:44:40,452 --> 00:44:41,986 thinking about my old pals, 1060 00:44:42,037 --> 00:44:43,937 my college a cappella group. 1061 00:44:43,956 --> 00:44:46,574 The weird thing is... 1062 00:44:46,608 --> 00:44:48,576 now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. 1063 00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:52,013 I got my dream job at Cornell, 1064 00:44:52,047 --> 00:44:55,115 and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. 1065 00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:58,619 Only now they're the ones I made here. 1066 00:44:58,637 --> 00:45:03,090 I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days 1067 00:45:03,124 --> 00:45:06,126 before you've actually left them. 1068 00:45:09,231 --> 00:45:12,483 Someone should write a song about that. 1069 00:45:12,517 --> 00:45:17,188 You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. 1070 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,357 It's not much. 1071 00:45:19,408 --> 00:45:22,443 But if you see it 1072 00:45:22,477 --> 00:45:25,646 in the right way-- 1073 00:45:25,664 --> 00:45:29,983 and that's what you did with this documentary. 1074 00:45:30,002 --> 00:45:31,952 But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary, 1075 00:45:31,986 --> 00:45:34,955 and you couldn't once show me doing my origami. 1076 00:45:34,989 --> 00:45:38,542 [Laughter] 1077 00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:44,348 Uh-- ohh! 1078 00:45:46,685 --> 00:45:49,670 [Soft ballad] 1079 00:45:49,688 --> 00:45:55,960 ♪ 1080 00:45:55,994 --> 00:46:01,399 ♪ I saw a friend today, it had been a while ♪ 1081 00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:05,369 ♪ and we forgot each other's names ♪ 1082 00:46:05,404 --> 00:46:10,641 ♪ but it didn't matter 'cause deep inside ♪ 1083 00:46:10,675 --> 00:46:15,329 ♪ the feeling still remained the same ♪ 1084 00:46:15,363 --> 00:46:17,398 Imagine going back and watching a tape 1085 00:46:17,432 --> 00:46:19,333 of your life. 1086 00:46:19,367 --> 00:46:21,702 You could see yourself... 1087 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:26,039 change and make mistakes... 1088 00:46:26,058 --> 00:46:28,375 and grow up. 1089 00:46:28,393 --> 00:46:32,346 You could watch yourself fall in love, 1090 00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:34,765 watch yourself become a husband... 1091 00:46:34,816 --> 00:46:38,436 become a father. 1092 00:46:38,487 --> 00:46:41,739 You guys gave that to me. 1093 00:46:41,773 --> 00:46:46,727 And that's an amazing gift. 1094 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:51,415 Hey, Jim, remember Flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? 1095 00:46:51,450 --> 00:46:53,400 - It was awesome. - Thanks, Phyl. 1096 00:46:53,418 --> 00:46:55,252 I still have my medal from that. 1097 00:46:55,287 --> 00:46:56,921 Do you even have a mattress? 1098 00:46:56,955 --> 00:47:00,424 No, but I still have my medal from that. 1099 00:47:04,078 --> 00:47:06,263 Oscar. 1100 00:47:06,298 --> 00:47:08,883 Oscar. 1101 00:47:08,917 --> 00:47:12,553 [Crying] I think I'm gay. 1102 00:47:12,587 --> 00:47:14,889 - Why do you say that? - [Sniffles] 1103 00:47:14,923 --> 00:47:17,775 It's just that I'm so emotional. 1104 00:47:17,809 --> 00:47:19,977 Yeah, but you're not gay. You're not gay. 1105 00:47:20,028 --> 00:47:23,731 - No, but maybe the reason-- - You're not gay. 1106 00:47:23,765 --> 00:47:28,435 ♪ And all the faces that I know ♪ 1107 00:47:28,453 --> 00:47:32,940 ♪ have that same familiar glow ♪ 1108 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:36,627 ♪ I think I must have known them somewhere once before ♪ 1109 00:47:36,661 --> 00:47:38,629 How did you do it? 1110 00:47:38,663 --> 00:47:40,965 How did you capture what it was really like? 1111 00:47:40,999 --> 00:47:44,135 How we felt and how we made each other laugh 1112 00:47:44,169 --> 00:47:46,253 and how we got through the day? 1113 00:47:46,287 --> 00:47:48,139 How did you do it? 1114 00:47:48,173 --> 00:47:50,357 Also, how do cameras work? 1115 00:47:50,392 --> 00:47:52,259 Every day when I came into work, 1116 00:47:52,293 --> 00:47:55,146 all I wanted to do was leave. 1117 00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:58,298 So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now? 1118 00:47:58,316 --> 00:48:00,851 It all seems so very arbitrary. 1119 00:48:00,902 --> 00:48:03,604 I applied for a job at this company 1120 00:48:03,638 --> 00:48:05,472 because they were hiring. 1121 00:48:05,490 --> 00:48:07,324 I took a desk at the back 1122 00:48:07,359 --> 00:48:09,109 because it was empty. 1123 00:48:09,143 --> 00:48:11,162 But... [Chuckles] 1124 00:48:11,196 --> 00:48:14,665 no matter how you get there or where you end up, 1125 00:48:14,699 --> 00:48:17,618 human beings have this miraculous gift 1126 00:48:17,652 --> 00:48:21,154 to make that place home. 1127 00:48:28,597 --> 00:48:30,848 Let's do this. 1128 00:48:32,517 --> 00:48:34,969 I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share 1129 00:48:35,003 --> 00:48:37,338 my crummy story with anyone out there 1130 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:39,006 who thinks they're the only one 1131 00:48:39,024 --> 00:48:41,525 to take a dump in a paper shredder. 1132 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,794 You're not alone, sister. 1133 00:48:43,828 --> 00:48:45,696 Let's get a beer sometime. 1134 00:48:45,730 --> 00:48:48,782 [Indistinct chatter] 1135 00:48:51,203 --> 00:48:53,537 I'm happy that this was all filmed, 1136 00:48:53,572 --> 00:48:56,574 so I can remember everyone and what we did. 1137 00:48:58,210 --> 00:49:00,077 I worked for a paper company all these years, 1138 00:49:00,128 --> 00:49:04,048 and I never wrote anything down. 1139 00:49:04,082 --> 00:49:06,033 That was so much fun. 1140 00:49:06,051 --> 00:49:07,084 [Indistinct chatter] 1141 00:49:07,135 --> 00:49:08,586 Bye, Kev! 1142 00:49:08,637 --> 00:49:10,704 I sold paper this company for 12 years. 1143 00:49:10,722 --> 00:49:13,206 My job was to speak to clients on the phone 1144 00:49:13,225 --> 00:49:16,393 about quantities and types of copier paper. 1145 00:49:16,428 --> 00:49:20,431 Even if I didn't love every minute of it, 1146 00:49:20,482 --> 00:49:26,070 everything I have, I owe to this job. 1147 00:49:26,104 --> 00:49:28,355 This stupid... 1148 00:49:28,389 --> 00:49:30,891 wonderful... 1149 00:49:30,909 --> 00:49:33,077 boring... 1150 00:49:33,111 --> 00:49:35,946 amazing job. 1151 00:49:35,997 --> 00:49:39,583 I thought it was weird when you picked us 1152 00:49:39,618 --> 00:49:41,952 to make a documentary. 1153 00:49:41,987 --> 00:49:44,922 But all in all... 1154 00:49:44,956 --> 00:49:48,208 I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin 1155 00:49:48,243 --> 00:49:52,412 was a great subject for a documentary. 1156 00:49:52,430 --> 00:49:56,249 There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. 1157 00:49:56,268 --> 00:49:59,270 Isn't that kind of the point? 1158 00:50:05,432 --> 00:50:07,500 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com