Bath time, Tweety Bird.
♪ Singing in the bathtub ♪
♪ Dee dee dee dee dee ♪
♪ dee dee dee dee dee dee dee ♪
♪ dee dee dee dee dee ♪
Oh!
I thought I saw a peeping Tom cat.
Ha!
Violation of my personal space.
[Grunts]
Help!
Come back here, you little squab.
Here you go, Poochie.
Help!
[Laughs]
I do enjoy a boxed lunch.
[Cackles]
[Slurps]
Yum yum yum!
[All grunting]
Hey, watch it, Buster.
[Grunting and chatter]
You're mine, morsel.
I don't think so.
Upside down.
Stop it, you can't eat me.
You're a big ol' putty tat.
Bad kitty. Bad kitty.
All right, just a second here!
[Indistinct chatter]
[Blabbering]
Uh-oh.
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[all shuddering]
Suffering succotash. Where are we?
Ohh. Cold. Taz hate cold.
Oh, what a desolate place this is.
I'm already freezing my tail feathers off.
Don't panic.
Maybe I can see home from the top of that mountain.
Mountain?
Why, you'll be a frozen catsicle before you ever get there.
Look, bird, it's your fault
we're in this resulting predicament.
My fault? I didn't do nothing.
You tempted me.
By taking a bath?
You got problems, man.
I'm going to find a nice warm town.
You, beast, coming with me?
Taz.
- What? - Name Taz.
Let's go, Taz.
I hope I never see you again, bane of my existence.
[Wolf howls]
Hey, wait up.
I'm coming with you.
[Shuddering]
Hmph. Who would have thought that this thing
would be wimpier than you?
I'll have you know, it's not exactly easy
to fight off someone 10 times your own size.
I've got strength in me you can't even imagine.
Yeah, well, I let you get away most of the time.
Gotta have something to do around the old lady's house.
Yah!
Nice work, Mr. Useless.
[Sobbing]
All right, easy there, Fuzzball.
I'm sure home is over the next ridge.
Follow me.
[Shuddering and babbling]
Aw. The poor little devil is all frozen.
You can think Magellan over here for the hypothermia.
[Scoffs] That is so like you to try to turn this around.
Can't you just ignore me?
Can't you stop looking so delicious?
[Rustling]
[Babbling]
We just came from that direction.
[Growling]
Aah!
[All screaming]
[Babbling]
[Continues growling]
Whoa!
Aah!
Where'd those other guys go?
I'm kind of embedded in your back at the moment.
Oopsy.
Don't worry, fellas,
I think we lost him.
Lost who?
[Gunshots]
Lost him!
Ha ha ha! Blacque Jacque Shellacque,
the most formidable tracker in all the Klondike,
has found you.
Just head south on the train tracks.
I'll distract him and head north.
Good luck.
Surrender yourself, Monsieur Abominable Snow Person.
[Grunting]
But what is this?
Hmm.
A-ha!
Adieu, my great white quarry.
It pain me to see you go,
but I suddenly find myself in pursuit of more interesting targete.
[Grunts]
Ooh.
[Splash]
[Blabbering]
[Grunting]
See, it's getting warmer already.
I knew this was the right way to go.
I don't remember you saying anything
about walking the train tracks south.
It was implied, you little yellow nimrod.
[Train whistle blows] [Gasps]
[Screaming]
[Train whistle blows]
[Panting]
Aah!
[Gasps]
[Train whistle blows]
Ohh!
He's stuck! I can't lift him.
Aah!
[Grunts]
Ohh!
[Blabbering]
Wow.
You saved my life.
Hey, why should we walk the tracks
if we could ride the rails?
[Grunts]
We make a pretty good team.
Team.
[Train whistle blows]
Enjoy your freedom, you fury little fugitives.
For freedom is measured only by the distance
between the hunter and his prey.
[Cackles]
[Train whistle blows]
Uhh!
[Laughs]
Ah-choo!
I thought we were a team.
Yeah. And you don't eat your teammates.
Oh!
My bad.
[Speaking French]
You walking on hind legs, pretty pet creatures.
Now is the time for you to come along peacefully, huh?
Yah!
Heh heh!
It seems my tiny brain targets
have run out of choo-choo train.
[Chomp]
[Grunts]
[Gunshots]
[All cheering]
You're a genius, putty tat.
Whoa. I can't believe I just said that.
All right, from here on in,
there's no more trying to eat each other.
We're a team. Deal?
- Deal. - Deal.
Now all we have to do
is relax in our own private car
as we roll down the tracks.
Out of control in the wrong direction!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Whoa!
[All screaming]
All: We're saved!
Give me the wrench.
No, junior, the wrench.
Forget it!
Get off the Jack, you pea brain.
Aah!
What else can I do, pa?
Why don't you go get yourself some souvenirs or something?
Oh, goody, goody.
I helped and I get souvenirs.
Taz hate water.
Oh, yeah, and cats totally love it.
Ooh, at least I finally got my bath.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
A little kitty, a darling yellow birdie,
and some kind of dog-like creature.
Would you stop squeezing us?
That actually hurts quite a bit.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, you sure are a funny kitty cat.
Yes, you are.
Now, when I say, "Start the car,"
start the car.
Yes, Henry.
[Engine starts, pop]
Aah!
What are you doing starting the car?
I thought I said not to start the car
until I say, "Start the car."
Don't start the car till I say,
"Start the car."
Yes, Henry.
[Engine starts, pop]
Hey, pa, I got my souvenirs.
Just get in the car.
Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Ok, pa.
Go on a road trip, they said.
Nothing's more relaxing than the open road, they said.
Now, we're all gonna play a little game.
We're gonna see who can go the longest
without making a sound.
I don't want to hear one word out of anyone
till we get to the grand canyon.
- But-- - Not one word.
[Engine starts]
I was just going to say
that you forgot to take the car off the Jack.
Ha ha ha!
You lose, ma.
[Rattling]
Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Uh.
I miss granny.
Yeah, me, too.
It is with sincere regret
that the great Blacque Jacque Shellacque
inform you that he has uncharacteristically lost sight
of his most elusive bounty.
Scratch that. Call you later.
Oh, now let me see.
Where did I put that pretty bow for your hair?
Oh, where do you think you're going, Mr. lumpy bottom?
You can't go flying out the window
without first asking for permission.
[Splash]
Who would have thought the desert would be so hot?
Junior, what are those animals doing in my car?
But, pa, you said I could have them.
You know you're not allowed to have pets.
Well, actually, dear, you said he could keep them.
Fine, but I ain't gonna be the one burying them this time.
Burying them?
It's all fun and games until someone gets crushed.
Oh, Henry. Junior's just what I like to call
lethally affectionate.
Yipe.
Uh, I think it might be time to say good-bye
to our bear family friends.
Ooh, I got an idea.
Uh, pa?
I think I had an accident in my pants.
Didn't I ask if you had to go to the bathroom
before we left?
But, pa, I did not have to go when we left.
Let's boogie.
[Sizzling]
Ugh. Uhh.
So thirsty.
[Panting]
I need a drink.
[Slurps]
Ahh.
[Laughs]
- We're saved! - We're saved!
[Sizzles]
What?
[Bird cawing]
Oh, goody, you're awake.
Let me take your vital signs.
What are you talking about?
Where are we?
You're in my patrol balloon.
[Chuckles]
I'm a rescue buzzard.
[Chuckles]
You no eat us?
Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not here to eat you.
I'm here to help you.
So, uh, how do you sustain yourself?
Uh, well, it's a slow-moving balloon.
I don't always get there in time.
All: Ugh.
Huh?
Ha ha!
The game, she is on a new foot.
[Air whooshes]
You know, at times like this
I wonder why we ever fought at all.
Well, it usually has a lot to do
with you trying to eat me
and me trying not to be eaten.
Yeah, I can't remember, either.
Taz like friends.
I'll have you home in no time.
Ha ha ha!
No one escape Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
[Fabric tears]
[All screaming]
Ha ha ha!
[Gunfire]
Beaky Buzzard to the rescue.
Ha ha.
[Grunts]
Maybe I should have just eaten them.
Ha ha ha!
[Gun clicks]
I wonder where he's taking us.
It can't be anywhere good.
[Babbles]
I have the animals.
I think you will agree this more than satisfy our debt.
Oh, on, we're done for.
Taz scared.
Whatever happens next,
I just want you to know
you're not the bane of my existence.
I love you, man.
Stop. You're... Going to make me cry.
Taz love kitty.
Taz love birdie.
[All sobbing]
There you are, boy.
Oh, you had me so worried.
Ha ha ha! [Blabbers]
I told you he'd find them.
There's no finer tracker than my cousin Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
It's a fair exchange for the mechanical bull you sent.
And your pets are very slippery.
They escaped every time I fired my tranquilizer bullets.
Tranquilizer bullets?
There's no such thing as tranquilizer bullets.
Cut him some slack. He's Canadian.
Come. [Speaks French]
Let us retire to your local gymnasium
to work out our pies and tris, huh?
The house has been so quiet without you.
Hey, daffy, look, Poochie's back.
Oh, did he go somewhere?
Was it the dump? He smells like he went to the dump.
What?
You love me.
I never said that.
Oh, yes, you did.
You love me!
Look, I was under a lot of pressure.
People say all kinds of things when they're stressed.
That's ok, putty tat.
You ain't half bad yourself.
Look, bird,
the minute the old lady closes this door,
it's business as usual.
Bring it on.
[Clatter, crash]
Old putty tat!