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It was May...
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It was May 4,
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and in the bayside town
of Newport Beach,
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the annual celebration
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known as Cinco de Cuatro
was underway.
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The holiday started as
a particularly vicious response
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by a young Lucille Bluth
to the Mexican holiday...
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- This still isn't made?
- ...of Cinco de Mayo.
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- No, no, it's not.
- Rosa, why is this still a mess?!
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She said it's, uh,
it's Cinco de Mayo.
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She's taking, uh, the day off.
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- She said that?
- Yeah.
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- She called it Cinco de Mayo?
- She did, yeah.
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Oh, why can't they
just call it May 5?
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This is what
I was talking about.
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It's all part
of the Mexican war on May 5.
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- War on May 5, I know, yeah. It is.
- It is.
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But even a skeptical George Sr.
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soon found himself feeling
similarly embattled.
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Where the are my socks?!
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Now it's not so funny, is it?
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No, not funny.
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We should start our own holiday.
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You see, the Hispanics
of Newport liked Cinco a lot,
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but high up on Coast Highway,
Lucille Bluth did not.
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Doesn't look like they'll be
done any time soon.
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And then Lucille had
a horrible thought,
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a thought that was thoughtless
and better to not.
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"What if," she thought
with a sneering grin...
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Next year what if the party
didn't even begin?
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And so began
a holiday on the eve
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- of the fifth of May...
- ♪ The cockroach... ♪
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...originally intended
to deplete the party supplies
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the Cinco de Mayo celebrants
were relying upon.
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Fill the bay with chorizo.
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- Chorizo dump!
- Over 30 years, however, it grew
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and was soon embraced
by the Hispanic community...
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You buy it, you break it!
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...for financial reasons...
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and as the celebrations peaked
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with a boat parade
called the Festival of Lights--
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another phrase
they wanted back--
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one man was about
to hit his lowest point.
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♪ On the sixth of May... ♪
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Happy Cuatro, happy Cuatro!
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Let's throw
some more taco shells.
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Olé!
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Sally, can I...?
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I need to speak
to Lucille 2, please.
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It's okay, Sally,
I'll talk to Michael.
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This is Lucille 2,
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a longtime patron
of the Bluth family.
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I'll be downstairs
kicking myself
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for not marrying you
so many years ago.
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Michael, do you have
something for me?
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Does bad news count?
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There's that Bluth wit.
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Oh, I love your family.
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She certainly
had demonstrated that
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with many of the men
in the family...
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Oh, stop it,
you're making me dizzy.
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...even having fallen
for a few,
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although some of that was
the vertigo she suffered from.
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But not all of it.
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- Dad?
- No, no.
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But seriously, she had gotten
intimate with Buster and Gob.
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I need that money I lent you.
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I am in the middle of a campaign
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and I am desperate
for the ad money.
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You're going to get it.
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I just need an extension.
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Why don't you go to your family?
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I don't need them.
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What I need is you.
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What are you suggesting?
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No.
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Okay, that was nasty.
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Aren't you sweet?
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Don't tilt your head, okay?
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And that's
when Michael debased himself.
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna have sex
with you for money.
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Later that night,
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after Michael did
something unthinkable,
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he was looking
for a place to hide
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and he returned
to a long neglected model home
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he believed to be empty.
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Thanks for coming
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so late, Maria, I know
that you won't be cleaning up
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tomorrow, and we did make
quite a mess of that bedroom.
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Michael.
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This is Michael's brother Gob.
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Neither had expected
to see each other
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after some recent
unpleasantness.
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I didn't expect
to be seeing you again
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after all the unpleasantness.
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I-I've, I've,
I've been out of control.
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Sorry.
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In fact, I-I just did something
that I-I don't,
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I don't, I don't know
why I did it.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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No, I do not,
I've said too much already.
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You cannot help me.
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Well, I wasn't hoping to help.
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I was hoping to rub it in
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because of all
the unpleasantness.
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- Got it. - Oh, damn it, I meant
to throw these in the chipper.
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God, I'm just not
into Cuatro this year.
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I was the one that was wrong,
not you,
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and besides, you could not
make me feel worse right now.
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Well, I'd be willing
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to let you have
your apology back
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if you give me
the chance to try.
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I mean, I'm gonna need
some specifics
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about the thing
that you're ashamed of.
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Otherwise I'll just be
taking general potshots.
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Bad example: if you were ashamed
of being in love with a man,
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suddenly discovered
these new feelings,
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then I might say something like,
"Homo much?"
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- It's not that.
- I said "Bad example."
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I went to go see Lucille 2
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and I just, I just--
I lost control.
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I did something
that I wish I could forget.
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You have got no idea how I feel.
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Well, if you're talking about
doing something embarrassing
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with a woman, then no, I don't.
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But he should have.
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It's almost
as if he found a way
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to simulate amnesia.
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Hey, I'm down
to my last Forget-Me-Now.
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In fact,
that is what he had done.
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Hey, remember me?
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Gob had always taken a pill
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he called a Forget-Me-Now
for that...
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- No más.
- ¿No más?
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...but was commonly known
as a roofie.
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There's only one left.
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How could that possibly be?
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Unless... John Beard Jr.
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I don't need to get into it.
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I came here because I thought
the house was empty,
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but I can go
somewhere else, okay?
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- Hey, listen, Michael, if you
want, we can split this. - No,
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I feel like this is something
that I shouldn't forget,
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okay, and believe me,
this is the last time
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I ever judge you for anything
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that you ever do.
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Oh,.
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Is that who you were with?
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I knew it, I always knew it.
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- Take this, Michael, forget, forget.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Put the mask back on.
Forget this, Michael.
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- Forget, forget, Michael.
- Gob.
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Forget, now is the time
to forget.
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Now you're forgetting.
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- Now you're forgetting.
- God.
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♪ It's so easy to forget... ♪
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♪ It's so easy to forget. ♪
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Stupid, forgetful Michael.
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Now, the story of a family
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whose future was abruptly
canceled and the one son
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who had no choice
but to keep himself together.
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It's Michael's...
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Six months
before the Forget-Me-Now,
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Michael had made good
on a long-standing threat
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to go to Phoenix,
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and even though the Phoenix
he went to was online,
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he still enjoyed
the full college experience
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by living in a dorm room
while doing so.
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George Michael, what is
my log-on password again?
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Unfortunately
it was his son's dorm room
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at the University of California
at Irvine.
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Dad, come on, what have we said
is the most important thing?
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I have tried "family."
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- It does not work for me.
- No, privacy.
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This is Michael's son
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George Michael-- a nice kid.
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Uh, no one should have
your password but you.
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I shouldn't even know it.
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- You've made that point.
- Have I?
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My point is, we have
no secrets from each other.
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We know everything there is
to know about each other.
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We're like twins.
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I don't see us as twins.
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Yeah? You name me one way
in which we're different.
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I think you tend to be better
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at feeling
like you belong places.
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Do I?
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I want you to start feeling
like you belong places.
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Look at that guy.
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He thinks he's a musician.
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You know, like,
you've got to start having
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a little bit better sense
of humor about yourself.
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Look at me.
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People say I don't age.
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You know, like,
"Hey, look at that guy.
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He's got the hair
of a teenager."
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And I say, "Take your best shot"
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because I think
that that's a good thing
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because I'm self-effacing.
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Hmm?
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I want you to be able
to do that.
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Well, it's hard
to be self-effacing
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when you're a perfect specimen
of rugged manlessness.
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Well, you can't hear this, but,
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but we're gonna work on it.
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That's why I'm living
in your dorm.
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Well, I thought
you were living here
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because you had
nowhere else to go.
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Yeah, and because of the fact
you had this big double room
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all to yourself
because of your name.
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The name George Michael
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did create confusion
in the campus housing office.
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This guy's name is actually
George Michael.
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No, it's two different guys.
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They're twins, ugly.
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We should sign them up
for Twin Club.
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And let's give them
the big handicap room.
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Yeah, you see,
that's the other thing, is that
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I kind of wanted to use
this time to almost kind of,
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you know, wean off
of the name George Michael.
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What?
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I don't know, you know,
you get older, you do
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a something search
of your own name...
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In George Michael's
case, you find this.
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It was in this men's room in--
get this-- Beverly Hills
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that singer George Michael
was arrested
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for soliciting sex
from an undercover cop.
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Well, it was your mother's idea
to call you George Michael,
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you know, and I think
it was just
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so that we didn't confuse you
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with your Uncle George or
your Grandfather George.
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- Right.
- I got it, let's call you Boy George.
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Singer Boy George
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in the news again today,
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this time for sexual assault
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in a men's public bathroom.
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Beatrix Hebberly-Sneed,
Wee BBC 2.
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You know, I think
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I'll, I'll just--
I'll stick with George Michael.
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I mean, at least
it was consensual.
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But I guess the, uh,
the bigger point
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I'm making is just that,
uh, it's hard to have
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any privacy
now that they've stuck me
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- with an actual roommate.
- Well, you know, listen,
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I'm all for kicking P-Hound out,
you know that.
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Well, you know, I didn't
really mean privacy from him.
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I know, I know, I know.
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You want your space from me?
252
00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:39,914
Um, look,
253
00:09:39,956 --> 00:09:43,708
listen, hey, hey,
look, look, listen.
254
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Listen, look it.
255
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,671
Are you listening?
You want your space.
256
00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:49,964
I get it.
257
00:09:50,005 --> 00:09:53,424
I did not mean
to crowd you, pal.
258
00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:56,468
Listen, I thought that this was,
that this was fun, and,
259
00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:58,594
- and it is okay if you didn't
see it that way. - Oh, Dad.
260
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Buddy, it's not like
I don't have someplace to go.
261
00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,806
You know, I'll just go
right back to the model home.
262
00:10:02,847 --> 00:10:04,599
They don't have Internet there,
so I'll just put
263
00:10:04,641 --> 00:10:06,475
the law school on, on, on pause.
264
00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:08,102
It's not like the first time
that I've done that.
265
00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:10,144
You know, last time I did that,
you were born. You know what?
266
00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:11,813
Screw it, maybe I'll just go
to the real Phoenix
267
00:10:11,854 --> 00:10:13,438
and finish school.
268
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,731
They got one in Costa Mesa.
269
00:10:14,773 --> 00:10:16,525
Plus they want me
for an article.
270
00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:17,900
Media wants to talk
to Daddy about the real
271
00:10:17,942 --> 00:10:19,485
estate business,
and once they do that,
272
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,194
I'm gonna be right back on top.
273
00:10:21,236 --> 00:10:22,696
You know what?
This is your school rally shirt.
274
00:10:22,737 --> 00:10:24,572
You know, same size--medium.
275
00:10:24,613 --> 00:10:26,532
Do you know where mine is? We
wear the same size like twi...
276
00:10:26,574 --> 00:10:28,908
We're just like twin--
couple of identical...
277
00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:30,618
Dad, Dad, no, I...
278
00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:34,121
Look, I was not talking
about privacy from you per se.
279
00:10:34,162 --> 00:10:38,624
I was talking about my software.
280
00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:40,083
What's that?
281
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:42,711
It's privacy software.
282
00:10:42,752 --> 00:10:44,128
That's why the word came up.
283
00:10:44,169 --> 00:10:45,880
It's not why the word came up.
284
00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:47,839
But George Michael
was writing code
285
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,674
for a block software
286
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:52,175
with his roommate
that was proving challenging.
287
00:10:52,217 --> 00:10:53,635
...you're leaving a hole
288
00:10:53,677 --> 00:10:55,219
just right in the middle
of the block.
289
00:10:55,261 --> 00:10:57,555
Both because of online threats
to his privacy...
290
00:10:57,597 --> 00:10:59,514
Otherwise, people will be
able to hack in through
291
00:10:59,556 --> 00:11:01,641
a mobile platform portal, and
it won't be a block anything 3G.
292
00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:03,851
...and some in-room threats
to his privacy, as well.
293
00:11:03,893 --> 00:11:05,810
Buddy, is that schoolwork?
294
00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:07,145
No, we're just right
in the middle of this software.
295
00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:08,938
Great, good.
Give me the lappy.
296
00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,772
I'll hit save for you.
I got to Skype with my advisor
297
00:11:10,814 --> 00:11:12,649
in Phoenix, and if I don't
get on right now,
298
00:11:12,691 --> 00:11:17,027
he's gonna have to Skype me
from a T.G.I. Friday's.
299
00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:19,029
- Oh.
- Yeah.
300
00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,572
Whew.
301
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,906
'Cause that hurt for a second.
302
00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,574
I was like, he wants me to go.
303
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,617
- No, no, no, no, no.
- But no. Yeah? No.
304
00:11:25,658 --> 00:11:26,784
- Software.
- No.
305
00:11:26,826 --> 00:11:27,994
I mean, yeah, I may need
306
00:11:28,036 --> 00:11:30,120
some privacy, you know,
to work on it,
307
00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:34,749
and that might mean...
you going.
308
00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:39,211
Oh, you mean here.
309
00:11:39,252 --> 00:11:40,878
Yeah, clearing out.
310
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,588
An hour, here, there. Yes?
311
00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:43,922
Got it. Not a problem.
You give me a little
312
00:11:43,963 --> 00:11:45,965
fair warning,
I clear right out of here.
313
00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:47,758
Let's schedule it now.
We can do it.
314
00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:49,259
I need help with
the calendar though.
315
00:11:49,301 --> 00:11:51,886
It's, like, stuck on 2003.
316
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,888
- Help me just break into...
- You just hit "today."
317
00:11:53,888 --> 00:11:55,597
- The "today" button.
- Sorry. It's stuck in 2003,
318
00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:56,765
so I don't have "today."
319
00:11:56,806 --> 00:11:57,807
I need to jump forward...
320
00:11:57,849 --> 00:11:59,266
No, I know, there's a button
321
00:11:59,308 --> 00:12:00,976
- that says "today."
- Yeah, this has no button.
322
00:12:01,018 --> 00:12:02,143
Anyway, you know,
I'm just gonna run downstairs
323
00:12:02,185 --> 00:12:03,061
and, uh, grab a bite.
324
00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:05,230
Wait, I want to go.
325
00:12:06,772 --> 00:12:08,065
Let me go. I'll go. I'm hungry.
326
00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:10,066
Come on.
327
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,985
Michael Bluth
was fitting right in
328
00:12:14,027 --> 00:12:15,654
with his son's
college experience.
329
00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:17,279
Be good for you, huh?
330
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,365
Gettable, right?
331
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,032
Hey, tell me about
the software thing.
332
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,617
This is the Faceblock thing
you were working on?
333
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,618
Is it like Facebook?
334
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,369
Uh, well, no.
335
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,995
It's kind of the opposite
of Facebook, you know.
336
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,996
Facebook connects you
with everyone,
337
00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:31,165
this blocks you from everyone.
338
00:12:31,207 --> 00:12:33,542
Oh, okay. Kind of like
the antisocial network, right?
339
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:35,210
- That's very good.
- You can use it.
340
00:12:35,252 --> 00:12:36,752
I don't understand
the Internet stuff.
341
00:12:36,794 --> 00:12:39,171
You give me all the parts
and you tell me to build
342
00:12:39,213 --> 00:12:41,422
a television set, I can
bang that out, but I, you know,
343
00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:43,507
I can't get the right day
to display on my calendar.
344
00:12:43,507 --> 00:12:45,467
- Just press "today."
- Yeah, just tried that.
345
00:12:45,509 --> 00:12:47,260
Doesn't work on mine, pal.
346
00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:49,178
This is very, very, very
exciting, you know,
347
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:52,264
because once they come out
with that article on me
348
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,182
in that in-flight magazine,
349
00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:56,392
now, the family's gonna be
right back on top.
350
00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:58,601
- The guy's doing a whole spread on me.
- In-flight magazine?
351
00:12:58,643 --> 00:13:00,186
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's called Altitude.
352
00:13:00,228 --> 00:13:01,396
It's for OutWest Airlines.
353
00:13:01,437 --> 00:13:02,563
Next to SkyMall, it's, like,
354
00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:04,231
the number two most read
in all of coach.
355
00:13:04,273 --> 00:13:05,691
Well, three with
the safety card,
356
00:13:05,732 --> 00:13:08,401
but get a lot of attention
for Sudden Valley.
357
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:10,443
And then with your Internet
company, it's gonna be like--
358
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,445
we're gonna have two businesses,
you know?
359
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,196
And yours sounds like
such a natural.
360
00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:16,323
I mean, no one likes
to share their identity.
361
00:13:16,365 --> 00:13:17,532
- Right?
- Well...
362
00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:18,658
Okay, give me
your meal plan card.
363
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,285
I'm gonna run in there,
364
00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:21,577
I'm gonna grab a tray,
you run around back,
365
00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:22,578
make sure you get there in time,
366
00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:23,704
before my hand stamp dries.
367
00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:24,704
Okay?
368
00:13:24,745 --> 00:13:26,664
Here we go.
369
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,707
Michael had a right
to be excited.
370
00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:31,126
It had been many years
since the Bluth family
371
00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:33,085
had had any business success.
372
00:13:33,127 --> 00:13:37,338
Not since Michael's mother
Lucille had sold off a quarter
373
00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,549
of the company just before the
onset of the great dark period.
374
00:13:40,591 --> 00:13:42,801
But after examining
the company's prospects...
375
00:13:42,843 --> 00:13:45,678
Are those police boats?
376
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,429
Lucille 2.
377
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,097
...Stan Sitwell
quickly divested himself.
378
00:13:49,139 --> 00:13:51,724
How'd you like to be bumped up
to Lucille 1?
379
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,684
So the Bluth family
had a new stakeholder,
380
00:13:53,726 --> 00:13:56,519
while the old one,
who knew she'd be implicated
381
00:13:56,561 --> 00:13:58,313
in some of
the family's misdeeds...
382
00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:00,272
You boys know
how to shovel coal?
383
00:14:00,314 --> 00:14:03,149
...headed out on whatever the
opposite of a maiden voyage is.
384
00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:06,610
Michael, however, made a pledge
385
00:14:06,651 --> 00:14:09,321
not to get pulled
into the drama
386
00:14:09,362 --> 00:14:12,448
and to let the family
keep themselves all together,
387
00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,199
- for a while.
- ...for a while.
388
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,201
And he set off to sea, even as
389
00:14:16,242 --> 00:14:18,577
his mother mysteriously
turned back.
390
00:14:18,619 --> 00:14:21,454
Why the alleged ship-jacker
changed direction
391
00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:23,080
is still unexplained.
392
00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:25,499
But what is known
is that many of the charges
393
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:28,126
against this seaward matriarch
will fall under
394
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,754
the dominion of the little
understood maritime law.
395
00:14:31,796 --> 00:14:34,130
And soon,
the hearing drew near...
396
00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:35,590
Well, I missed the hearing.
397
00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:37,299
...and then passed.
398
00:14:37,341 --> 00:14:39,176
Oh, it just snuck up on me,
and then they called,
399
00:14:39,218 --> 00:14:40,885
and they wanted me there
at eight bells.
400
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,429
You know, I thought
that was their 5:00 p.m.
401
00:14:43,471 --> 00:14:45,555
By the time I got back,
the courtroom was
402
00:14:45,597 --> 00:14:47,515
reverted back
to the crab restaurant.
403
00:14:47,556 --> 00:14:49,183
"Eight bells" refers
to a watch length.
404
00:14:49,225 --> 00:14:50,518
It's maritime law.
405
00:14:50,559 --> 00:14:52,602
Yes, Michael returned
after all.
406
00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:54,562
You know, one bell is struck
after 30 minutes, two bells...
407
00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:55,896
It seems Michael
had been interested
408
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,648
in maritime law
since playing a lawyer
409
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,566
in an original school play
410
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,193
titled The Trial
of Captain Hook.
411
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,778
♪ You're a crook,
Captain Hook... ♪
412
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,654
Prior to this,
his only dream had been
413
00:15:06,695 --> 00:15:08,113
to possess the power of flight.
414
00:15:08,155 --> 00:15:10,615
But that one turned out to be
415
00:15:10,657 --> 00:15:12,158
not as much fun as he thought.
416
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,409
Watch out for the seal!
417
00:15:15,452 --> 00:15:17,246
Loose seal! Loose seal!
418
00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:19,205
I'm watching!
419
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,625
You're out of the play!
420
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,584
That's why, at sea, a watch with
no incidents is described as
421
00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:26,919
"eight bells and all is well."
422
00:15:26,961 --> 00:15:29,420
Wow, maybe you should be
the maritime lawyer.
423
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,505
This is what I've been saying.
424
00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:31,840
Because I did go to law school
425
00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:33,298
with an emphasis
on maritime law.
426
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,300
Oh, your one year of law school
427
00:15:35,342 --> 00:15:37,218
is going to beat Barry's three?
428
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,803
It's ridiculous.
429
00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:39,887
We'll hire the best.
430
00:15:39,929 --> 00:15:40,887
And who's gonna pay
431
00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:42,389
for the best, Mom?
432
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:43,682
We have money from
selling some shares.
433
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:45,641
Plus, we got
that stimulus package.
434
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:46,892
What are you talking about?
435
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:48,560
That money is spent.
436
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:51,687
I just bought 4,000 acres
of California desert.
437
00:15:51,728 --> 00:15:52,688
Time-out.
438
00:15:52,729 --> 00:15:54,231
Hang on.
439
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:55,898
- What's this?
- Yeah.
440
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:58,942
I'm gonna be moving there
for a little while.
441
00:15:58,984 --> 00:16:01,695
Old big bear's not gonna be
around much anymore.
442
00:16:01,736 --> 00:16:03,696
- I don't care about that.
- He's in denial.
443
00:16:03,737 --> 00:16:05,197
- We're getting divorced!
- Your mother and I
444
00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:06,198
are getting a divorce.
445
00:16:10,617 --> 00:16:11,535
I want to know...
446
00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:19,291
I want to know about
the stimulus package.
447
00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:22,209
You couldn't use any of that
money to finish Sudden Valley?
448
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:23,878
You don't consider
that finished?
449
00:16:25,378 --> 00:16:26,838
So the family got
a little stimmy.
450
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,673
Don't make a federal case
out of it.
451
00:16:28,715 --> 00:16:31,258
That is exactly what they're
going to make out of it.
452
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,842
And when you say "family,"
you mean our family?
453
00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:34,218
They've already got
their hooks in it?
454
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,553
Buster, no offense.
455
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,553
None taken.
456
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,013
Oh, I keep losing my jewels.
457
00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:40,431
Michael, you never
accept help from anyone.
458
00:16:40,473 --> 00:16:42,516
That's why we didn't cut you in.
459
00:16:42,558 --> 00:16:43,933
We didn't want to demean you.
460
00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:46,352
It's like tipping
an African-American.
461
00:16:46,394 --> 00:16:48,771
You wouldn't tip
an African-American, would you?
462
00:16:48,812 --> 00:16:50,773
Of course I would.
463
00:16:50,814 --> 00:16:52,940
On a train?
464
00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:54,400
What...
465
00:16:54,442 --> 00:16:56,359
Did you know about all this?
466
00:16:56,401 --> 00:16:58,695
No, I've been tipping them.
467
00:16:58,737 --> 00:17:00,029
Even a waiter?
468
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,947
Okay, the treadmill's
up and running.
469
00:17:02,031 --> 00:17:04,282
We got the door on,
and we were able
470
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,492
to match the faux on the paint.
471
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:13,039
Thank you so much
for your hard work.
472
00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:19,418
So long.
473
00:17:20,795 --> 00:17:23,421
Michael, we can't
give you that money.
474
00:17:23,463 --> 00:17:24,923
We got to keep you clean.
475
00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:26,673
You're the key witness
in your mother's trial.
476
00:17:26,715 --> 00:17:27,800
Let me get this straight.
477
00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:29,675
I still have to do all the work
478
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:32,512
as the president of the company,
but I can't use any of the money
479
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,763
for the company, and you won't
let me help with your case,
480
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,931
but you'd still like for me
to testify at your trial.
481
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,516
Is that right?
482
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,059
I just want you to say
I was a loving mother.
483
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,435
And now perjury.
484
00:17:42,477 --> 00:17:43,770
Hey, it wasn't easy to get
485
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:46,105
Lucille 2 to keep you on
as president.
486
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,689
- I'll be sure to thank her.
- Don't thank her.
487
00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:50,858
She doesn't have
enough shares to stop us.
488
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,818
Hmm.
489
00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:54,861
And that's how Michael
found a way
490
00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:55,861
to finish
Sudden Valley himself.
491
00:17:55,903 --> 00:17:58,406
- Hello.
- Hello.
492
00:17:58,447 --> 00:18:02,575
He simply traded his shares of
the Bluth company to Lucille 2.
493
00:18:02,617 --> 00:18:04,284
I hold on to Sudden Valley;
it's like a pet project...
494
00:18:04,326 --> 00:18:05,702
- Getting himself out,
- Thank you so much.
495
00:18:05,744 --> 00:18:07,745
and giving the balance of power
496
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,872
to a woman who had
no power of balance.
497
00:18:10,914 --> 00:18:12,332
Oh.
498
00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:17,378
And for the first time,
he didn't feel he needed
499
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,839
to tell his family
he was done with them.
500
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,381
But he did anyway.
501
00:18:22,423 --> 00:18:24,716
You know what,
I am done with this family.
502
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,342
I hope you've saved some money,
503
00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:28,428
'cause you're gonna need
every dime now.
504
00:18:28,469 --> 00:18:29,678
What's this?
505
00:18:29,719 --> 00:18:32,431
And with his newfound wealth,
506
00:18:32,472 --> 00:18:34,765
Michael was not only able
to send his son off
507
00:18:34,807 --> 00:18:36,933
- Get out of here!
- to a bright future
508
00:18:36,975 --> 00:18:39,561
in college,
with the family car...
509
00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,063
...he was also able to finish
510
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:46,691
the long-delayed housing
development Sudden Valley,
511
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:51,777
but this time,
under his own company name.
512
00:18:51,819 --> 00:18:53,404
Maybe I can give you a tip.
513
00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:55,030
Might want to put a road
up to this place.
514
00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:56,740
Well, we paved the neighborhood.
515
00:18:56,781 --> 00:18:58,742
Just waiting for the city
to build a road to it.
516
00:18:58,783 --> 00:19:00,951
And although his mother's
day in court was something
517
00:19:00,993 --> 00:19:05,121
both he and his college-bound
son would miss,
518
00:19:05,163 --> 00:19:07,664
Michael truly felt
that nothing could go wrong.
519
00:19:07,706 --> 00:19:10,041
And then something did.
520
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,044
Not that.
That happens all the time.
521
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,628
This.
522
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:18,088
The collapse of the California
housing market
523
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:21,550
is taking a personal toll with
cutbacks here at the station.
524
00:19:21,592 --> 00:19:23,926
And since the main Internet
and information cable
525
00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:27,637
had been severed when the
community pool was installed,
526
00:19:27,679 --> 00:19:30,973
Michael suddenly found himself
living in a ghost town
527
00:19:31,015 --> 00:19:33,017
he himself built.
528
00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:41,439
Well, that's not a great sign.
529
00:19:53,114 --> 00:19:55,616
This is why you don't
confide in a competitor.
530
00:19:58,702 --> 00:20:00,036
Michael was desperate to cover
531
00:20:00,078 --> 00:20:01,788
his copious building costs...
532
00:20:01,829 --> 00:20:02,997
Just till I get on my feet.
533
00:20:03,039 --> 00:20:04,706
...so he returned to a woman
534
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:07,041
he could count on
to put off his downfall.
535
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,876
- I got you!
- Just as he could count on
536
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:10,919
her putting him off
and falling down.
537
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,337
You did. Bye-bye.
538
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,713
Oop.
539
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,964
That's a hot mess.
540
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,716
But weeks
stretched into months,
541
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,217
and the situation got bleaker.
542
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:25,097
And it was either this
that made him lose hope...
543
00:20:28,015 --> 00:20:29,308
Love each other.
544
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,142
Pete! Pete!
545
00:20:31,184 --> 00:20:34,019
...or possibly it was
the death of that mailman...
546
00:20:34,061 --> 00:20:35,062
Wait here.
547
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:36,355
Hang on, Pete!
548
00:20:36,397 --> 00:20:37,355
...but Michael finally gave up.
549
00:20:37,397 --> 00:20:38,773
I got one bar!
550
00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:40,441
And having alienated
551
00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:42,067
everyone else in the family,
552
00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:44,236
turned to the one person
he had left.
553
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,905
I thought we'd have Thanksgiving
here for your senior year.
554
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,448
I don't have a kitchen.
555
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,533
Oh, these are my clothes.
556
00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:56,160
Pete died.
557
00:20:56,202 --> 00:20:58,079
God.
558
00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:02,124
And so Michael moved into
his son's college dorm room.
559
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,418
You are kidding me.
560
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:06,961
They're gonna be
in seat backs today?
561
00:21:07,002 --> 00:21:08,002
That is great news.
562
00:21:08,044 --> 00:21:09,879
Which, in the new economy,
563
00:21:09,921 --> 00:21:11,922
wasn't as unusual a phenomenon
as you might think.
564
00:21:11,964 --> 00:21:13,882
Don't go through my stuff,
Granddad.
565
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,342
Hey, who do you think
paid for your stuff?
566
00:21:16,384 --> 00:21:18,343
Excuse me. Sorry. Do you know
where George Michael is?
567
00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:19,970
Um, he's in the computer lab.
568
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,471
Great.
569
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,514
- There's a computer lab?
- There's a computer lab?
570
00:21:23,556 --> 00:21:24,515
Huh.
571
00:21:24,557 --> 00:21:26,266
I'm putting up a wall.
572
00:21:26,307 --> 00:21:28,852
We need to rework
our whole system here.
573
00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,769
Sounds like you guys are working
on your privacy software, huh?
574
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,062
Hey. How'd you find me?
575
00:21:32,104 --> 00:21:34,022
Uh, Trang's grandfather.
576
00:21:34,063 --> 00:21:37,066
Boy, shoot me if I'm 86, living
in my grandson's dorm, huh?
577
00:21:37,108 --> 00:21:39,109
Pal, good news.
578
00:21:39,151 --> 00:21:40,943
The article that they did on me
in Altitude magazine
579
00:21:40,985 --> 00:21:41,944
comes out today.
580
00:21:41,986 --> 00:21:43,821
You're in Attitude?
581
00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:45,447
That magazine is gay.
582
00:21:45,488 --> 00:21:48,033
Oh, he wasn't being flip
with the word "gay."
583
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,243
Attitude is a British magazine
for homosexuals.
584
00:21:51,285 --> 00:21:52,827
Altitude.
585
00:21:52,869 --> 00:21:54,454
It is OutWest Airlines'
in-flight magazine.
586
00:21:54,495 --> 00:21:55,496
Can I see it?
587
00:21:55,538 --> 00:21:57,247
Probably doesn't have it.
588
00:21:57,289 --> 00:21:59,291
Try finding a flight at this
time of the year.
589
00:21:59,332 --> 00:22:02,043
You ever even been on a plane,
you piece of?
590
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,754
So can I see it?
591
00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:08,797
It-it is not in the terrestrial
newsstands just yet.
592
00:22:08,839 --> 00:22:10,507
Guess what though. You,
my friend, are in the article.
593
00:22:10,549 --> 00:22:12,425
- I'm in it?
- You're in it, you're in it.
594
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:14,469
I mentioned you; I mentioned
that I'm living in your dorm.
595
00:22:14,510 --> 00:22:16,928
I thought that it might help
with your popularity problem.
596
00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,305
Well, I'm gonna get going
597
00:22:19,347 --> 00:22:21,182
- while the room is empty, so...
- Okay. Great.
598
00:22:21,223 --> 00:22:22,557
See you later.
599
00:22:22,599 --> 00:22:24,267
Boy, that's got to
drive you crazy, right?
600
00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:25,435
The whole reason you had to come
601
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,227
to the computer lab
was for privacy.
602
00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:29,563
It's no wonder you can't
get a real girl up there.
603
00:22:29,605 --> 00:22:32,106
Michael was referring
to something he'd walked in on
604
00:22:32,148 --> 00:22:33,565
a few days earlier.
605
00:22:33,607 --> 00:22:35,067
There's a girl in there.
606
00:22:35,108 --> 00:22:37,401
There is?
607
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,445
Where the hell is
George Michael?
608
00:22:39,487 --> 00:22:41,237
- Excuse me. Hello. Oh.
- Dad.
609
00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:42,280
- Hi.
- Yeah.
610
00:22:42,322 --> 00:22:43,448
There's nobody in here.
611
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,324
Buddy, bad news.
612
00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,201
P-Hound is yanking
our chain again.
613
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,910
- Uncle Michael.
- Oh, my God.
614
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,036
- Hi.
- Hello there.
615
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:53,038
There is a kind of girl here.
616
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,623
Didn't say it was your cousin.
617
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:55,999
Well, he doesn't know.
618
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,291
Now, that's smart.
619
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:59,959
Let him think
there's a girl in here.
620
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:01,920
Actually, we've been talking
about how crowded that room is,
621
00:23:01,961 --> 00:23:05,464
and P-Hound was suggesting that
maybe we, maybe we do a vote
622
00:23:05,506 --> 00:23:07,299
to see who stays
in the dorm room.
623
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,133
He suggested that?
Are you serious?
624
00:23:09,175 --> 00:23:12,052
Well, the thing is that the room
is only sanctioned for two.
625
00:23:12,094 --> 00:23:13,261
Right, and we have a vote.
626
00:23:13,303 --> 00:23:14,513
He's gone in two seconds.
627
00:23:14,554 --> 00:23:16,263
Ah.
628
00:23:16,305 --> 00:23:17,640
Two against one, right?
629
00:23:17,682 --> 00:23:19,557
- Well, actually...
- We got to do it.
630
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,185
The thing is that it kind of
puts me in an awkward position.
631
00:23:22,227 --> 00:23:23,894
- Hi.
- Hey.
632
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,646
Because since there's only
three people voting,
633
00:23:25,688 --> 00:23:28,272
everyone's gonna know
who voted against who.
634
00:23:28,314 --> 00:23:30,148
Well, what about if your
"girlfriend" wants to move in.
635
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:31,274
That way, she gets a vote.
636
00:23:32,401 --> 00:23:33,943
I'm just here for tutoring.
637
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:35,403
She's not my girlfriend,
she's my cousin.
638
00:23:35,444 --> 00:23:36,487
I'm not attracted to him.
639
00:23:36,529 --> 00:23:38,154
Well, why's that even an issue?
640
00:23:38,196 --> 00:23:40,490
P-Hound doesn't know
any of that stuff. Okay?
641
00:23:40,532 --> 00:23:43,283
He'll just think that her vote's
the vote that got him out.
642
00:23:43,325 --> 00:23:46,160
Well, wouldn't my girlfriend
want to get rid of my father?
643
00:23:46,202 --> 00:23:47,578
- I'm not your girlfriend.
- Not your girlfriend.
644
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,538
No, but he doesn't know that.
645
00:23:49,579 --> 00:23:51,206
No, well, someone's got to vote
for me, that's right.
646
00:23:51,248 --> 00:23:52,540
Otherwise, it's suspicious.
647
00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:54,291
We don't want
a palace coup, right?
648
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,918
- Well, I'll vote you out.
- Yeah, I will.
649
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,377
- Happy to do it.
- I wouldn't make you do that.
650
00:23:57,419 --> 00:23:58,920
You know, then I fall down
a flight of stairs,
651
00:23:58,962 --> 00:24:00,004
I crack my head open,
you feel bad
652
00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:01,088
about yourself your whole life.
653
00:24:01,130 --> 00:24:02,464
And perhaps it was the chair
654
00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:04,298
that fooled Michael
into thinking
655
00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:06,300
his next idea was a good one.
656
00:24:06,342 --> 00:24:09,219
What if I vote myself out?
657
00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:10,971
You'd do that?
658
00:24:11,013 --> 00:24:12,179
How would that help?
659
00:24:12,221 --> 00:24:14,015
It's simple algebra.
660
00:24:14,056 --> 00:24:16,474
You two vote against P-Hound,
nobody knows who did what,
661
00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:18,601
because there's a vote
against me in there,
662
00:24:18,643 --> 00:24:20,686
and it's adios, brothiero.
663
00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:22,438
It cannot fail.
664
00:24:22,479 --> 00:24:24,689
Michael was pleased
with his plan.
665
00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,398
Won't that make it a tie?
666
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,399
Briefly.
667
00:24:27,441 --> 00:24:28,942
Hmm?
668
00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:30,568
I mean, if the two of us
vote against P-Hound,
669
00:24:30,609 --> 00:24:32,528
and you and P-Hound
vote against you,
670
00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:34,487
then it's two against two,
right?
671
00:24:34,529 --> 00:24:37,282
Wow, you think, you think
that'd he'd vote against me?
672
00:24:37,324 --> 00:24:38,657
I mean...
673
00:24:39,491 --> 00:24:40,492
Um...
674
00:24:40,576 --> 00:24:41,951
All right, new plan.
675
00:24:42,035 --> 00:24:43,661
The details of the plan
676
00:24:43,703 --> 00:24:45,495
continued to develop
through lunch.
677
00:24:45,537 --> 00:24:46,997
So we got two scenarios.
678
00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:49,040
It's either two votes
against P-Hound,
679
00:24:49,081 --> 00:24:50,750
one vote against Maeby,
one against me,
680
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:54,210
with that vote being my own;
or if it's two votes against me,
681
00:24:54,252 --> 00:24:55,795
then clearly
P-Hound is being nasty,
682
00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:58,005
that triggers a recount,
and then it's a P-Hound blitz.
683
00:24:58,047 --> 00:24:59,506
We all vote against P-Hound,
he's gone.
684
00:24:59,548 --> 00:25:00,715
Mm-hmm.
685
00:25:00,757 --> 00:25:02,425
What if whoever loses...
686
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:03,676
Yeah?
687
00:25:03,718 --> 00:25:05,636
...refuses to go?
688
00:25:05,677 --> 00:25:08,054
You think P-Hound would do that?
689
00:25:08,095 --> 00:25:09,513
Okay, new plan.
690
00:25:09,555 --> 00:25:11,182
And so the planning
continued through
691
00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:13,391
what should have been
organic chemistry.
692
00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:15,559
We all pack ahead of time,
693
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:18,354
really pack a bag, so it doesn't
look rigged, you know?
694
00:25:18,395 --> 00:25:19,979
And then the loser,
straight out the door.
695
00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:21,439
I mean, that's-that's the deal.
696
00:25:21,481 --> 00:25:23,231
You know, that's the cost
of having a vote,
697
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:24,232
that's the price of freedom.
698
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,692
You know, maybe it's...
699
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,234
maybe it's better
if we're all just
700
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,569
direct with each other,
you know?
701
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,112
Just-just say
what's on our minds.
702
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,655
Yeah, I think it's gonna
come out anyway.
703
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:36,158
Um, Dad, you know, I-I've really
loved living with you...
704
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,201
No talking.
705
00:25:38,826 --> 00:25:41,079
No talking
once the votes come in.
706
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,746
You're just right out the door.
That's the missing piece.
707
00:25:42,788 --> 00:25:44,414
That's it.
708
00:25:44,456 --> 00:25:46,248
This plan is foolproof.
709
00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:49,042
Oh, I've cherished this,
too, pal.
710
00:25:49,084 --> 00:25:50,585
Yeah. I mean, how many,
how many fathers
711
00:25:50,627 --> 00:25:52,504
get to go to college
with their kid, huh?
712
00:25:52,545 --> 00:25:54,630
So obviously
this is what happened.
713
00:25:54,672 --> 00:25:57,465
Michael read
his own vote first.
714
00:25:57,507 --> 00:26:00,509
First vote to remove...
715
00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:01,677
Michael.
716
00:26:01,718 --> 00:26:03,345
Huh, what are you gonna do?
717
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,806
Second vote to remove...
718
00:26:10,058 --> 00:26:11,684
...Michael.
719
00:26:11,725 --> 00:26:15,353
Michael expected this,
but didn't expect the sting.
720
00:26:15,395 --> 00:26:17,272
Wow.
721
00:26:17,313 --> 00:26:20,774
Obviously, if there's a tie,
there's an immediate runoff.
722
00:26:20,816 --> 00:26:23,484
Third vote to remove...
723
00:26:24,777 --> 00:26:26,778
...Michael.
724
00:26:33,575 --> 00:26:36,286
Did you mean
to write "George Michael"?
725
00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:39,246
Obviously, the verdict was in.
726
00:26:39,288 --> 00:26:41,290
And it's hard to know exactly
727
00:26:41,331 --> 00:26:43,124
why Michael opened
the fourth ballot.
728
00:26:43,165 --> 00:26:47,127
Was it out of hope
or confusion?
729
00:26:47,168 --> 00:26:50,379
Either way, it couldn't be
what he wanted to read.
730
00:27:10,436 --> 00:27:13,813
Michael did the only thing
he could think of
731
00:27:13,855 --> 00:27:16,398
that would save face.
732
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:39,373
Michael had just been
stunned by some bad news.
733
00:27:39,415 --> 00:27:41,250
And with nowhere to go,
he decided
734
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:44,044
to pick up a copy of Altitude
to lift his spirits.
735
00:27:44,085 --> 00:27:45,544
- Hi. Hello.
- Hey.
736
00:27:45,586 --> 00:27:47,129
Where you heading today, sir?
737
00:27:47,171 --> 00:27:48,797
Well, actually,
I just wanted a copy
738
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:51,049
of your in-flight magazine
Altitude.
739
00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:53,050
Ah, this is ticketing.
740
00:27:53,091 --> 00:27:55,177
You can get the magazine
on the flight.
741
00:27:55,218 --> 00:27:57,887
I get it. But I'm actually--
I'm in the magazine.
742
00:27:57,929 --> 00:27:59,347
How many bags?
743
00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:01,890
Oh, I'm not checking these.
744
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:02,933
Ah, sorry, you actually
745
00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:04,516
can't carry those on board.
746
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,310
Let me start over.
747
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,436
Uh, I-I am the star of
Altitude magazine this month--
748
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,355
or quarter, actually.
749
00:28:10,396 --> 00:28:13,106
It's an April-September issue,
and I just wanted to get a copy.
750
00:28:13,148 --> 00:28:14,524
I'm not flying anywhere.
751
00:28:14,566 --> 00:28:15,942
Why do you have suitcases?
752
00:28:15,983 --> 00:28:17,234
Those are irrelevant.
753
00:28:17,276 --> 00:28:18,319
Not to me.
754
00:28:18,361 --> 00:28:20,278
Okay.
755
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,322
I was mistakenly voted out of
a four-person housing situation,
756
00:28:23,364 --> 00:28:26,075
uh, in a pack-first,
no-talking-after scenario.
757
00:28:26,116 --> 00:28:27,450
Does that clear it up for you?
758
00:28:27,492 --> 00:28:29,953
What do you mean
by "mistakenly"?
759
00:28:29,994 --> 00:28:32,162
I voted against myself to spare
my son the embarrassment
760
00:28:32,204 --> 00:28:35,122
of, of having to vote
his own father out of his dorm.
761
00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:36,332
That's all.
762
00:28:36,374 --> 00:28:37,959
But that leaves
three other votes.
763
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,125
Yeah.
764
00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:41,002
Can I get a copy
of the magazine, please?
765
00:28:41,044 --> 00:28:43,379
No, I'm sorry,
they're actually for passengers.
766
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,130
We don't even give out
honey nuts, so we're not gonna
767
00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:47,298
- give you a magazine.
- Who wants honey nuts?
768
00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:48,508
I don't want the honey nuts.
769
00:28:48,549 --> 00:28:49,841
I want to just jump
onto the plane,
770
00:28:49,883 --> 00:28:51,051
- grab a magazine.
- Oh, okay,
771
00:28:51,093 --> 00:28:52,469
yeah, sure, we just, uh,
let people walk
772
00:28:52,511 --> 00:28:54,011
onto the plane all the time.
773
00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:56,555
Do you want a box cutter also?
774
00:28:56,597 --> 00:28:58,181
- Oh.
- Nice.
775
00:28:58,223 --> 00:29:00,100
These guys are jerks.
776
00:29:00,141 --> 00:29:01,350
Take that, take that.
777
00:29:01,392 --> 00:29:04,103
Enjoy.
778
00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:05,353
Tell you what--
give me a one- way ticket
779
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,438
to your cheapest destination,
please.
780
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,982
Oh, you lucked out.
781
00:29:10,023 --> 00:29:11,942
Today it's Pittsburgh.
782
00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:14,277
He's good.
783
00:29:14,318 --> 00:29:16,069
What's the second cheapest?
784
00:29:16,111 --> 00:29:18,029
So Michael ended up
spending a little more
785
00:29:18,071 --> 00:29:19,863
to fly a little less,
786
00:29:19,905 --> 00:29:22,199
and after some confusion
at security...
787
00:29:22,241 --> 00:29:23,491
But you've got nothing
in your luggage.
788
00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:24,576
I wasn't supposed to be
traveling today.
789
00:29:24,617 --> 00:29:26,160
I told you, it was
790
00:29:26,202 --> 00:29:27,244
a voting situation, there was a
miscalculation.
791
00:29:27,286 --> 00:29:28,537
Well, I mean, obviously
792
00:29:28,579 --> 00:29:30,122
P-Hound's gonna vote
against you.
793
00:29:30,163 --> 00:29:31,914
- I've never seen nothing...
- These three people with burkas
794
00:29:31,956 --> 00:29:33,624
just walked right by you.
795
00:29:33,666 --> 00:29:36,001
...he found his seat.
796
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:39,086
Unfortunately the seat
he was assigned didn't have
797
00:29:39,128 --> 00:29:41,005
a seat back pocket.
798
00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:44,132
Hello, hi,
does each ticket entitle
799
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,883
the passenger
to an in-flight magazine?
800
00:29:45,924 --> 00:29:47,384
No, it only guarantees you
a seat.
801
00:29:47,426 --> 00:29:49,386
Perhaps I can ask
another passenger for one,
802
00:29:49,428 --> 00:29:51,470
or if I'd rather, you can.
803
00:29:51,512 --> 00:29:54,347
Michael had
to go back four seats
804
00:29:54,389 --> 00:29:56,725
before someone would.
805
00:30:01,686 --> 00:30:04,439
And Michael kicked himself
for a pose
806
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,649
he thought would express
humility to Sanjiv,
807
00:30:07,691 --> 00:30:10,610
the Altitude photographer.
808
00:30:10,651 --> 00:30:13,111
And so Michael--
809
00:30:13,153 --> 00:30:16,030
a man who'd for years
threatened to leave
810
00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:19,408
his family but had always
stayed for his son,
811
00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:23,410
a man who no longer had that
excuse nor anywhere to live--
812
00:30:23,452 --> 00:30:25,996
found himself
with nothing to lose
813
00:30:26,038 --> 00:30:28,623
in a town
that he'd always imagined
814
00:30:28,664 --> 00:30:30,666
would be his destiny,
815
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:34,211
and for the first time
in many years,
816
00:30:34,252 --> 00:30:36,253
Michael had hope.
817
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,468
Michael steps out
of the air-conditioned airport.
818
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,470
Hope you know a good place
to live because I'm...
819
00:30:47,511 --> 00:30:50,055
Ooh, dear Lord.
820
00:30:50,096 --> 00:30:51,598
'Cause I'm looking
821
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,433
- to make a new start.
- Don't touch that handle.
822
00:30:53,474 --> 00:30:54,767
Whoa, Mother of God!
823
00:30:54,808 --> 00:30:56,727
Dear Lord!
824
00:30:56,769 --> 00:30:58,144
Whoo!
825
00:30:58,186 --> 00:31:00,146
And Michael returns
826
00:31:00,188 --> 00:31:04,066
to the only viable place
he can think of to live...
827
00:31:04,107 --> 00:31:06,400
Gentlemen, start your engines.
828
00:31:06,442 --> 00:31:09,194
...where he begins his new life
cleaning up
829
00:31:09,236 --> 00:31:11,196
after his family's old one.
830
00:31:11,238 --> 00:31:12,780
Buster.
831
00:31:12,821 --> 00:31:17,075
No... no, Gob.
832
00:31:17,116 --> 00:31:19,077
Oh!
833
00:31:19,118 --> 00:31:21,119
It was Lindsay.
834
00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:25,540
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