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NARRATOR:
It was over a hundred degrees
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on the border of California
and Mexico.
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But that was nothing
compared to the temperature
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inside George Sr.'s
desert sweat lodge...
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So hot.
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...where he had gathered
a group of CEOs...
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ALL:
So hot.
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...with the promise of
spiritual enlightenment...
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Anybody hallucinating yet?
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Did anybody else
hear that iguana speak?
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...as a stepping stone
to financial empowerment.
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Let's kill it.
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Okay. They're ready.
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Of course, there were
certain occupational hazards.
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- All right, guys, easy.
- (men murmuring)
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- I'm not...
- Kill the iguana.
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I'm not an iguana.
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It's part of the process.
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They're ready.
They're ready!
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NARRATOR:
Now the story
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of a family whose future
was abruptly canceled
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and the one father
who had no choice
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but to keep himself together.
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It's George Sr.'s...
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NARRATOR: George Sr. was
getting ready to motivate
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his gathered CEOs
after a narrow brush with death
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at the hands
of a Frito-Lay executive.
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(George Sr. whoops)
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Yeah!
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Now, that was the most
invigorating session yet.
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I feel good.
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You feel good?
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This is George Sr.
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I got you.
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You know, guys,
even I, Father B.,
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when I first started
these sweat lodges,
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I would come
out of there thinking,
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oh, God, I wish
I had a... a lemonade.
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Just like a child, you know.
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Cold water, some lemons,
a little sugar, you know.
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That's what I gave my power to!
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Can we have
the teaching pitcher please?
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Heartfire.
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Hey, guys, this is Heartfire.
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She is silent,
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but in that silence,
there is strength.
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She needs no words
to communicate to you.
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Boundless power
to you, too, Heartfire.
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Hell, I was so weak, you guys,
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I was willing to spend $10, 000
just a little...
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(slurps)
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...sip of this lemonade.
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MAN (breathily):
Fifteen!
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But now I can spend
two hours in brutal heat
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with a cup of this
cold, refreshing lemonade
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and just pour it in the dirt.
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- (yells, whimpers)
- Ah, come on, Daniels!
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You ran Bear Stearns,
for God's sake!
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I was like this.
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Just like this.
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Then I went to the desert
to seek answers,
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and now I have them.
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Actually, George Sr.
had come to the desert
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to escape questions.
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Years earlier, after duping
his twin brother Oscar...
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- You gave me up, George.
- George? I'm not George.
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...into taking his place
at a party
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the family held
on the Queen Mary,
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George Sr. stowed away
with a son
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who was also
fleeing the family.
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How was the party?
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Mom stole it.
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- The whole boat?
- She had.
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- As she fled to sea...
- Full steam, boys!
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...a strategy
their lawyer's son came up with
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on his first day back in
the country after law school.
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I'm wondering if
we shouldn't have a plan
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in regards to bookkeeping,
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in case we accidentally
make a mistake or get caught.
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What if we were
to become a... an-an... an NLC?
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- Ooh!
- A "No Liability Corporation."
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We just have no liability,
just nothing...
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Well, first of all, I would
avoid doing anything illegal.
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May I make a suggestion?
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- Sure.
- Take to the sea!
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Three miles out,
and it's a free-for-all!
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No rules, pirate radio laws.
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Really!
Is this true, Mr. Zuckerkorn?
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Sure.
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So we will stick together
and have
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all of our meetings on boats.
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Well, uh, I don't know
if that's necessary.
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Yeah, because they don't have to
be together, because you can't
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try a husband and wife
for the same crime, right?
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Sure.
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We have the best
(bleep) attorneys.
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You think we should go back?
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Absolutely. She's your mother.
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Family has to stick together.
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You're afraid
she'll turn on you.
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Won't even leave the table
during a dinner party.
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Okay.
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We're going back,
George Michael!
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It turned out, Lucille had
returned to shore, too.
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(over TV):
Why the alleged ship-jacker
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changed direction
is still unexplained.
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And soon the family met up
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at the beginning
of a fourth season...
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- My wife, how is she?
- ...that would never come.
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She's fine. You're lucky
we didn't have an autumn,
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otherwise she'd be colder.
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Look what they've done, George!
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Look what the homosexuals
have done to me.
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A joyride.
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That's what they decide to do
with the freedom
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this country has given them.
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(quietly): That's the best alibi
I've been able
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to come up with, because
our lawyer says he thinks
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he can get rid
of the SEC charges,
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but he's worried about
the pirating of theQueen Mary.
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Says they have
a suit against us.
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- Where is Barry?
- He's with the harbormaster.
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He's trying to dazzle them
with a suit of his own.
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Well, he hated the suit.
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Thought I was making fun.
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But basically, this is
a "good news/bad news" deal.
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First of all, won't be cheap.
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It's gonna cost you
a fortune in legal fees.
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- What's the good news?
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, from your perspective,
I can see where
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you think it's all bad news.
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It's all bad news.
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Also, it turns out
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that stealing theQueen Mary
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comes under maritime law,
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which, I just found out,
is an actual thing.
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It's a real thing.
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Don't you worry.
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We got three months
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to prepare for this hearing.
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And so, George Sr.
went to his competitor,
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Stan Sitwell, with an offer,
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so he could afford to cover
Lucille's high legal fees.
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Buy the rest of your stock?
You got to be kidding me.
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I already dumped the stock
I owned to Lucille Austero.
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Don't forget,
I was on that boat.
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And believe me, I lost
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more than just the 50 grand
on that sale.
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I also lost
a perfectly good pair of
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human chest hair nipple tufts
when we hit the water.
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Stan Sitwell
suffered from alopecia,
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a condition
that rendered him hairless.
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That's kelp;
why would I put it onto my chest
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or head or anywhere else?
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STAN: I was gonna
show those babies off
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- at the Jacuzzi after-party.
- Come on, Stan.
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I'm offering you
the chance to double
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- the size of your business.
- Way ahead of you.
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I've got a big project
coming up.
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And even you can't
compete for this one,
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with your business in the shape
that it's in.
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This is a biggie.
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I get this contract,
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and it gets government approval,
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I'll be bigger than Halliburton.
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Well, maybe not Halliburton,
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but definitely Halliburton Teen.
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NARRATOR:
Halliburton Teen was a leading
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youth and lifestyle retailer,
despite the fact
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that it was a rebranding
of the tarnished Halliburton.
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Penitentiary and
Rendition Systems.
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It's also how their
deep-water drilling enterprise
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spawned this company.
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Anyway, you're too late.
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The contract is
practically mine.
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Even you can't underbid me.
(chuckles)
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Well, you may have
a bigger business than me,
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but you will never have this.
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And believe me,
I'm gonna find out
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that project you're working on,
even if I have to search
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the public records
for the blueprints myself.
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Unless you search
in this office,
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you will never find them.
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Oh... aah...!
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Ow, my hair!
My beautiful hair!
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(gasping, groaning)
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My hair!
My beautiful hair!
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(camera clicks)
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This isn't what it looks like!
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Oh, really?
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Because it looks like a monument
to George W. Bush.
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Well, you got me.
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You're in for
a rude awakening, Sitwell.
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It'll never stand.
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It's too thin.
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It'll never stand.
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(quietly): You see, the W's
and the word "bush."
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I mean, what else could it be?
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You mean other than
a 20-foot-wide monument
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that goes five miles
into the sky?
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I know, I know. And I told him
it wouldn't stand,
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which I probably shouldn't have.
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It's a wall, George;
you're looking at it sideways.
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The W stands for "wall."
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The bushes...
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Stand for the bushes.
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Ah--this explains
the immigration booth
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10, 000 feet in the air.
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It's to separate
the U.S. and Mexico,
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to keep out the immigrants,
which was my idea!
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Was your idea. I remember.
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You said that right after
Lupe got the bleach stain
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on your teal blazer.
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How did you miss this, George?
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This is business we should have.
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Is this how you're going to
let it all end, as a failure?
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- Is that your plan?
- No.
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Of course not.
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It was his plan.
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NARRATOR: George Sr. felt
discouraged and alone...
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Bluth for two--I mean, one.
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I thought I already seated you.
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...when he saw a familiar face:
his own...
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...on his twin brother Oscar.
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George!
Actually, we came in
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to use the bathroom,
but they sat me.
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And they have mahimahi today.
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Will you join us?
Will you have a mahimahi on me?
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- On you.
- Fine, but I'm gonna
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sit opposite you,
so it won't look bad.
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These are my friends; we all
live in the desert together.
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This is Heartfire;
she's an aura specialist.
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She did Matthew Modine.
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I will.
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Heartfire would like
some more crackers.
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Oscar, you don't believe
that nonsense, do you?
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No, no, no. You're a skeptic.
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But I'll tell you something,
the desert changes you.
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Dr. Norman is
a disgraced anesthesiologist.
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Oh.
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The bigger crime would've been
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the patient didn't wake up
and testify against me.
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But nobody cares about the part
of the oath he kept.
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I'll tell you this.
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If that nastiness
had never happened,
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I never would've gotten
those prison pen pal letters
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from the most beautiful woman
in the world.
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(loudly): If he as bad as the
state of California say he is,
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then why did I fall in love
with him, huh?
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Yo, (bleep) the state
of California!
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(bleep) 'em!
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Bunch of
California (bleep), yeah.
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As you can imagine,
her letters really stood out.
254
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,218
Do you know China Garden?
255
00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,011
I know the downtown one.
256
00:09:39,053 --> 00:09:40,346
You know, I shouldn't judge.
257
00:09:40,388 --> 00:09:42,932
'Cause you have friends,
and I...
258
00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,349
I envy that.
259
00:09:44,391 --> 00:09:47,728
You're welcome
to my friends, brother.
260
00:09:50,979 --> 00:09:53,566
I don't want these.
261
00:09:53,608 --> 00:09:55,943
But perhaps due to
the absence of Lucille,
262
00:09:55,984 --> 00:09:59,071
the two brothers connected
as they hadn't in years.
263
00:09:59,113 --> 00:10:01,072
I'm not the big man
I thought I was.
264
00:10:01,114 --> 00:10:03,700
Forget the past, George.
265
00:10:03,742 --> 00:10:06,035
I don't know; maybe it's
because I live on the border
266
00:10:06,077 --> 00:10:08,161
between the United States
and Mexico and...
267
00:10:08,203 --> 00:10:10,038
Hold on. Border?
268
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,416
You don't think I live
like this all the time, do you?
269
00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:15,461
That's why I had so much fun
at that party on theQueen Mary.
270
00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:17,712
And you paid for my haircut.
271
00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:19,964
And you made me...
dress like you.
272
00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:21,549
Forget the past.
273
00:10:21,591 --> 00:10:25,469
What were you saying about
that property on the border?
274
00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:27,751
And that's when George Sr.
first saw the desert property.
275
00:10:27,763 --> 00:10:31,099
And the much smaller sweat
lodge that was on the land.
276
00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:33,184
You live here?
277
00:10:33,226 --> 00:10:34,518
Ask him!
278
00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,562
Would you like
to watch us make love?
279
00:10:36,604 --> 00:10:37,730
No. You live here?
280
00:10:37,772 --> 00:10:39,314
We have been.
281
00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:41,941
You see, Mexico starts
right at the end of that gully,
282
00:10:41,983 --> 00:10:44,068
and we have to get
in and out of there
283
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,737
so we can get at the maca root.
284
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,405
What the hell is maca root?
285
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,699
It's an ancient Aztec
power herb.
286
00:10:49,741 --> 00:10:50,949
It's an endocrine adaptogen.
287
00:10:50,991 --> 00:10:52,618
It's legal to grow in Mexico,
288
00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:54,745
but it's against the law
to consume it there.
289
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,455
Of course, you can ingest it
here, but you can't grow it.
290
00:10:57,497 --> 00:11:00,458
And... you can bring it
into Mexico,
291
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,043
but you can't bring it out.
292
00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:05,004
So it's, uh, hard.
293
00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:06,879
So you guys are knowingly
breaking the law?
294
00:11:06,921 --> 00:11:10,258
But it's worth it, because maca
has powerful properties,
295
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,968
especially when combined with
an hour in the sweat lodge.
296
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:16,305
It gets up to 110 degrees
in there.
297
00:11:16,347 --> 00:11:17,847
Sounds fun.
298
00:11:17,889 --> 00:11:19,809
Oh, but you have to do it
with us.
299
00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:21,851
You'll find a power
you didn't know you had.
300
00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:24,688
But, um, you want to do it soon,
301
00:11:24,729 --> 00:11:28,982
(sobbing): because they're
kicking us off of the land.
302
00:11:29,024 --> 00:11:30,442
I'm sorry.
303
00:11:30,484 --> 00:11:32,361
Oh, great.
Now you're gonna make me cry.
304
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:33,821
Oh, lizard! Look!
Look, a lizard!
305
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:34,988
Cute!
306
00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:36,657
What if I were to buy
this land?
307
00:11:36,699 --> 00:11:38,784
I don't understand;
why would you want to do that?
308
00:11:38,826 --> 00:11:42,203
Well, I always talk about
being a great man.
309
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:45,079
Maybe a way to do that is
not by being
310
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,165
the biggest businessman in
Southern California, it's...
311
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,836
It's by being the best brother
in Southern California.
312
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,754
George Sr. was going to say,
313
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,215
"By gouging the government
when they needed the land..."
314
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,549
You bet.
315
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,009
Hey, guys, we're staying.
316
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,386
Oh, thank you, brother.
317
00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:01,761
...but he'd save that
for Lucille.
318
00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:04,639
- Thank you, maca.
- Thank you, maca!
319
00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:06,265
And I can get this land
for a song.
320
00:12:06,307 --> 00:12:07,684
George was proud of his plan.
321
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:08,810
Are you listening to me?
322
00:12:08,852 --> 00:12:10,687
So are those cameras, George.
323
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,146
We can't use the same cameras
324
00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:14,398
from when he was under
house arrest?
325
00:12:14,439 --> 00:12:16,483
WORKMAN: These are from
the maritime penal system.
326
00:12:16,525 --> 00:12:18,609
They make us use
the waterproof ones.
327
00:12:18,651 --> 00:12:20,152
- In here.
- Okay.
328
00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:21,903
GEORGE SR.:
We're gonna sell that land
329
00:12:21,945 --> 00:12:23,406
to the government
for Sitwell's wall,
330
00:12:23,447 --> 00:12:25,032
and I'm gonna take the cash.
331
00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:27,660
I am gonna mount a case
that shows that my wife
332
00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:29,661
is not the power-hungry monster
333
00:12:29,703 --> 00:12:32,163
the SEC wants
to make her out to be.
334
00:12:32,205 --> 00:12:34,623
You're such a puny thinker.
335
00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:35,957
Am I puny-thinking again?
336
00:12:35,999 --> 00:12:37,251
Sitwell's wall?
337
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:39,253
How about our wall?
We build the wall.
338
00:12:39,294 --> 00:12:41,547
We do have the plan.
339
00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:43,591
He says he can build it
for $200 million,
340
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,717
we offer to build it
for $150 million,
341
00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:48,553
and we make up the difference
when we sell the land.
342
00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:52,472
And I use that cash
as a little stimulus for us.
343
00:12:52,514 --> 00:12:54,266
Maybe a little something
for the family.
344
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,142
And we build that sucker...
345
00:12:56,184 --> 00:12:57,436
That's my Georgie!
346
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,562
...five miles high.
347
00:12:58,604 --> 00:13:00,773
Long. Five miles long.
348
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:04,316
I got nothing in my system
but a maca root cookie.
349
00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:06,277
- (clattering)
- So, that one's all set.
350
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,069
Uh... can I put one up there?
351
00:13:08,111 --> 00:13:11,531
Only if you want to see the
sexiest video you've ever seen.
352
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,074
(George Sr. moans)
353
00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:16,202
Sorry I gave you
the old noodle stab in there.
354
00:13:16,244 --> 00:13:19,246
I needed
something in my system.
355
00:13:19,288 --> 00:13:22,249
You know, we can't look like
we're in cahoots on this.
356
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:24,459
Especially with my trial
coming up.
357
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,835
Yeah, that's right.
358
00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:27,921
We have to separate our assets.
359
00:13:27,961 --> 00:13:29,297
To protect this.
360
00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:32,007
To protect our love.
361
00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:33,689
NARRATOR: And that's
when they got the idea
362
00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:37,178
to pretend they were
getting a divorce.
363
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:39,139
- We're getting a divorce.
- (Buster screams)
364
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,848
I want to know about
the stimulus package.
365
00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:43,517
We haven't had sex
since Christmas, Michael!
366
00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:45,853
BUSTER:
Uh... I'm... I'm sorry.
367
00:13:45,895 --> 00:13:48,731
You had sex seven weeks ago?
368
00:13:48,773 --> 00:13:51,775
They were remodeling my room,
and I pulled my cot in there,
369
00:13:51,817 --> 00:13:54,110
- just like camp.
- We yelled at you to leave.
370
00:13:54,152 --> 00:13:55,993
Yeah, but then you whispered,
"Don't pull out!"
371
00:13:56,028 --> 00:13:57,947
(Gob screams)
372
00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:00,324
You didn't want to use
any of that money for...
373
00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:02,200
(Gob groans)
374
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,287
You couldn't use any of that
money to finish Sudden Valley?
375
00:14:05,329 --> 00:14:07,414
And although their plan
was dealt a minor setback
376
00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:09,582
when Michael sold
the controlling shares
377
00:14:09,624 --> 00:14:11,709
to Lucille 2...
378
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,752
You know what?
I am done with this family.
379
00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:15,128
I hope you've saved some money,
380
00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:17,088
'cause you're gonna need
every dime now.
381
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,507
...all they had to do
382
00:14:18,548 --> 00:14:20,300
was keep their plan
a secret from her
383
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:21,802
and cash in quickly.
384
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,971
ANCHORMAN: 4:28 in the morning
here in the O.C.
385
00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:25,554
I'm John Beard.
386
00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:27,640
Well, there was some more
grim economic news today.
387
00:14:27,682 --> 00:14:29,224
The housing prices
continue to plummet,
388
00:14:29,266 --> 00:14:31,309
and the economists say
it may take quite some--
389
00:14:31,351 --> 00:14:33,060
What are you...
what are you doing?
390
00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:36,063
(goofy voice): I'm John Beard,
and I'm a Gloomy Gus.
391
00:14:36,105 --> 00:14:37,732
I don't have a mustache.
392
00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:39,776
And the government
put the wall project on hold.
393
00:14:39,818 --> 00:14:41,401
Can't be on hold.
394
00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:43,821
They already gave me the money
to start the building.
395
00:14:43,863 --> 00:14:46,572
No! I cannot live off of that!
396
00:14:46,614 --> 00:14:49,909
No, I already used that money
as the down payment
397
00:14:49,951 --> 00:14:51,953
of six square miles of desert
398
00:14:51,995 --> 00:14:54,079
I cannot afford
to make payments on!
399
00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:57,708
Oh, God... sorry, Norman.
400
00:14:57,749 --> 00:14:59,083
(inhales)
401
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,460
(muffled):
Huh?
402
00:15:00,502 --> 00:15:01,712
Uh, nothing.
403
00:15:01,753 --> 00:15:03,754
OSCAR:
Hey, brother, you seem tense.
404
00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:05,255
Come with me to the sweat lodge.
405
00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:07,299
Sweat out this frustration;
you can learn on this.
406
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,635
And perhaps
it was a sense of futility
407
00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:12,388
or the fact he hadn't
brought a book to the desert,
408
00:15:12,429 --> 00:15:17,225
but George Sr. chose to enter
the small, smoke-filled room,
409
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:19,309
while his wife
was also confined
410
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,144
to a smoke-filled room,
411
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:24,105
having found a way around
both the building's strict
412
00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:25,691
no-smoking policy...
413
00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:31,029
...and the fact that her ankle
monitor prevented her
414
00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:33,990
from approaching the balcony.
415
00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:37,158
So, anyways, I went down
to the club and I... I can't...
416
00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:48,878
My food was gone, I could...
417
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,714
That restaurant, typically,
has a really nice maitre d'...
418
00:16:02,557 --> 00:16:05,183
Can't really remember
the host's name,
419
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,394
but he was...
he was kind of in his 60s...
420
00:16:12,273 --> 00:16:13,775
(sputtering)
421
00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:19,280
(sighs)
422
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,448
(weakly):
I have to stop.
423
00:16:21,489 --> 00:16:24,284
I have to stop. So...
424
00:16:24,325 --> 00:16:26,660
(stammers)
425
00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:28,579
(panting):
But, finally, I just ordered...
426
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,915
pastrami shortcake, like I said,
but I didn't order...
427
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,959
I didn't order sprinkles this--
Oh, Mother, please.
428
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,501
(crying):
Please.
429
00:16:34,543 --> 00:16:37,169
Meanwhile,
in George Sr.'s sweat lodge,
430
00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:40,423
a solution to his problems
was emerging, as well...
431
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:42,132
Kind of hot, huh?
432
00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:47,178
I'd give $10, 000 for a glass
of lemonade right now.
433
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,347
...in the form of a vision.
434
00:16:51,308 --> 00:16:56,270
Sweat... and squeeze.
435
00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,023
NARRATOR: It was to be
a "sweat and squeeze."
436
00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:01,441
Dr. Norman?
437
00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:04,027
Dr. Norman, we have a hot mess.
438
00:17:06,488 --> 00:17:07,948
NARRATOR:
George Sr. had been passed out
439
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:10,825
for two days
after having a vision...
440
00:17:10,866 --> 00:17:14,410
which is why this seat was
empty at his wife's trial.
441
00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:16,663
But soon,
he was hard at work...
442
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:18,915
Okay, look up large mud huts.
443
00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:20,541
- ...making his vision a reality.
- Can fit 20.
444
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,502
Do a something search.
Um, used is fine.
445
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,879
No, no, I got it.
446
00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:25,921
Sweat caves.
447
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,131
See what you get.
448
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,758
You got 'em?
449
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,175
All right, well, then, ship it!
450
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,385
A sweat lodge,
where he could be
451
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,348
a preacher of profit to other
type-A executives like himself.
452
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,058
All right, this whole area here,
453
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,477
this is going to be
visitor yurts.
454
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:45,981
Oh, and we're gonna need
industrial-size juicers!
455
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,107
He went to work
on constructing a seminar,
456
00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:50,818
much of which he borrowed
from his brief stint
457
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,736
as a Jewish-y guru
while in prison.
458
00:17:52,778 --> 00:17:54,738
ANNOUNCER: Now's your chance
to own the entire
459
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,490
George Bluth
"Caged Wisdom" library...
460
00:17:56,532 --> 00:17:58,282
Will you read that back
to me, please?
461
00:17:58,324 --> 00:18:00,660
This time, however, he needed
to be actually ordained
462
00:18:00,702 --> 00:18:02,370
as a religious preacher
to avoid tax implications.
463
00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:04,038
Lemonade!
464
00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:06,289
But fortunately, there was
a Phoenix for him, too.
465
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:07,958
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Almost there. Question three.
466
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,210
But business
really took off when
467
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:13,130
an article about George Sr.'s
operation appeared
468
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:16,716
in an exclusively first-class
in-flight magazine.
469
00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:19,802
And soon the retreat was up
and running, and George Sr.
470
00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:21,636
was determined
to create the illusion
471
00:18:21,678 --> 00:18:24,305
of a first-class experience.
472
00:18:24,347 --> 00:18:27,184
And did you want the partial
bush or broken gate view?
473
00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:30,269
The seminar was
reasonably priced at $1, 000.
474
00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,563
The sweat and squeeze
was simple.
475
00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:36,108
First, George Sr. sweated out
his acolytes' defenses...
476
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,483
- (whimpering)
- Ah, come on, Daniels!
477
00:18:37,525 --> 00:18:39,610
You ran Bear Stearns,
for God's sake!
478
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,945
I was like this.
479
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,280
Then I went to the desert
to seek answers,
480
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,909
and now I have them.
481
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,368
...and then it was time
for the squeeze.
482
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:51,580
And for another 15 grand,
you can have them, too.
483
00:18:51,621 --> 00:18:53,664
I'll teach you
how to get yachts,
484
00:18:53,706 --> 00:18:56,291
I'll teach you how
to get penthouses,
485
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,586
and how to get
something for yourself
486
00:18:58,627 --> 00:19:02,339
by taking it from someone
who thinks it's his.
487
00:19:02,381 --> 00:19:04,883
Does it come with lemonade?
488
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:06,927
It comes with all the lemonade
you can drink.
489
00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:07,886
"Squeeze" had two meanings.
490
00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,054
Who's in?
491
00:19:09,096 --> 00:19:11,972
Sign 'em up. Sign 'em up.
492
00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:13,933
Come on, get your
wallets out, let's go, guys.
493
00:19:13,974 --> 00:19:16,268
And George Sr.
had even found a great way
494
00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:19,105
- to handle the heat.
- Hey.
495
00:19:19,146 --> 00:19:20,438
Hey.
496
00:19:20,479 --> 00:19:22,023
He had his twin brother
endure it.
497
00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:23,816
Did you bring me some lemonade?
498
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,777
No, sir.
It is crazy out there.
499
00:19:26,818 --> 00:19:29,487
For the first time we are out.
500
00:19:29,529 --> 00:19:32,282
Look what I brought you,
Mr. Oscar--
501
00:19:32,323 --> 00:19:34,618
50 bucks--your half.
502
00:19:34,659 --> 00:19:37,620
Oh, you know,
I feel bad taking this.
503
00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:39,580
All I did was sit and sweat.
504
00:19:39,622 --> 00:19:40,998
Which is why it seemed
505
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,874
that Father B. was so resilient
506
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:46,962
to the depleting effects
of the sweat lodge.
507
00:19:49,131 --> 00:19:51,549
Whoo! Yeah!
508
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,427
Now, that was the most
invigorating session yet.
509
00:19:55,469 --> 00:20:00,265
(laughs) Hey, buddy, come on,
it's happening, you know.
510
00:20:00,306 --> 00:20:02,058
We're helping people.
511
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,979
- (groaning) - If I could give you
just one note, little energy.
512
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,314
As the retreat grew,
513
00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:11,524
George Sr. was finding himself
emboldened with power,
514
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:14,111
while Oscar was bushed.
515
00:20:14,153 --> 00:20:16,320
Hey, Oscar, that scared me.
516
00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:17,863
Come on, man, get back in there.
517
00:20:17,905 --> 00:20:19,406
I was starting to sweat.
518
00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,492
I'm just trying
to get my strength up.
519
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:22,785
Maca usually gets me there.
520
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:25,370
Hey, chew some maca with me.
521
00:20:25,412 --> 00:20:27,747
I can't, okay, I got to go up
to see Lucille tomorrow.
522
00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:29,291
George Sr. had been meeting
523
00:20:29,332 --> 00:20:32,459
with Lucille on a weekly basis
at her new home
524
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:34,837
under the pretense
of working on their divorce.
525
00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:35,879
You look nice.
526
00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:37,131
Oh, stop trying to butter me up.
527
00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:39,049
Let's just get
this divorce agreed to
528
00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:40,550
so you can get out of here.
529
00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,011
(door closes)
530
00:20:42,052 --> 00:20:43,303
- (gasps)
- Oh, God.
531
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:44,386
It's almost
like adultery this way.
532
00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:46,097
Good, I like that.
533
00:20:46,139 --> 00:20:48,473
- "My wife doesn't understand me."
- My angel.
534
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,475
(gasping and moaning)
535
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,854
"I haven't had an orgasm outside
of my bathtub in 30 years."
536
00:20:53,895 --> 00:20:56,273
How's that?
537
00:20:56,315 --> 00:20:58,733
GEORGE SR.: Although, at times,
I do wish it were darker.
538
00:20:58,775 --> 00:21:01,861
It's too bad you don't
have time to try this.
539
00:21:01,902 --> 00:21:03,529
Yesterday,
I was talking to a lizard,
540
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:05,905
and it turned into
Elizabeth Taylor.
541
00:21:05,947 --> 00:21:08,158
- Young Elizabeth Taylor?
- Uh-huh.
542
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,784
Yeah, I could use some maca.
543
00:21:09,826 --> 00:21:11,286
Give me some of that.
544
00:21:11,328 --> 00:21:15,165
NARRATOR:
And soon a vision did appear.
545
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,832
I don't know what's going on.
546
00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:20,836
For some reason I'm just getting
Richard Burton today.
547
00:21:20,878 --> 00:21:23,087
Oh, my God, what's that?
548
00:21:23,129 --> 00:21:24,463
That's the commode.
549
00:21:24,505 --> 00:21:25,923
Are you at all concerned
that the maca bush
550
00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:27,205
is directly downhill from that?
551
00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:28,843
He should have been,
552
00:21:28,885 --> 00:21:32,013
but Oscar was actually
referring to what now appeared
553
00:21:32,055 --> 00:21:35,932
to be a divine spirit,
personified as an ostrich.
554
00:21:35,974 --> 00:21:37,975
You trespass on sacred ground.
555
00:21:38,017 --> 00:21:40,353
The spirits command me
to warn you.
556
00:21:40,394 --> 00:21:43,272
You must leave this land
or the land will change you.
557
00:21:43,314 --> 00:21:45,191
GEORGE SR.:
Don't worry, he's probably
558
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,526
from a local reservation.
I'll, I'll take care of this.
559
00:21:47,568 --> 00:21:51,696
How about you book me two nights
for Ray Romano at your casino?
560
00:21:51,738 --> 00:21:56,325
The strong will become the weak,
the weak will become the strong.
561
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:59,036
And get us close to the front
but not close enough
562
00:21:59,078 --> 00:22:01,121
that Ray talks to us.
563
00:22:01,163 --> 00:22:02,998
You have been warned.
564
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,251
See ya.
565
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,338
I don't know what you saw, but
I got an ostrich and no boner.
566
00:22:15,342 --> 00:22:17,010
NARRATOR:
One year after George Sr. had
567
00:22:17,052 --> 00:22:18,929
the incident
with the ostrich guy,
568
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,889
things had indeed started
to change.
569
00:22:20,931 --> 00:22:22,431
Where was I? Um... oh, yeah.
570
00:22:22,472 --> 00:22:24,100
Father B. had lost his command
over the crowd.
571
00:22:24,141 --> 00:22:27,476
Who would like some lemonade
for $2, 000?
572
00:22:28,686 --> 00:22:31,647
Come on, guys,
I looked the other way
573
00:22:31,689 --> 00:22:33,775
on the bottled water
because you look thirsty,
574
00:22:33,816 --> 00:22:35,902
but you got to play along here.
Heartfire?
575
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,570
Where's the lemonade?
576
00:22:38,612 --> 00:22:40,281
Shh!
577
00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:43,200
And as business slowed down...
578
00:22:43,242 --> 00:22:44,200
Will you excuse me just one sec?
579
00:22:44,242 --> 00:22:45,659
...Oscar had started being
580
00:22:45,701 --> 00:22:48,246
more independent
and harder to find.
581
00:22:48,288 --> 00:22:50,206
(whispering):
Norman, have you seen Oscar?
582
00:22:50,248 --> 00:22:51,374
No, have you seen China Garden?
583
00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:52,375
No.
584
00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:53,709
Did you kill that armadillo?
585
00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:55,419
No, no, he's just under.
586
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,338
If only we could use some of
his medicine for our own pain.
587
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:02,383
Oh, wait, I've got
a full syringe in the car.
588
00:23:02,425 --> 00:23:04,260
And George Sr. would soon get
589
00:23:04,302 --> 00:23:05,803
worse economic news from
his attorney.
590
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,305
GEORGE SR.:
Oh, this can't be good.
591
00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:08,722
I mean, you didn't drive all
592
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:10,224
this distance for good news.
593
00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,766
You've got a balloon payment due
594
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,684
on the mortgage
on this property.
595
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,811
It's about $15 million.
596
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,477
I mean, I-- what am I gonna do?
597
00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:18,105
Where am I gonna get that money?
598
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,065
I thought you were going to sell
the land to the government
599
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,400
to build the wall.
600
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,776
Yeah, but that was put on hold.
601
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,820
So?
It's election time.
602
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,780
Now's the time to get a
politician to push for the wall.
603
00:23:27,822 --> 00:23:30,408
Isn't that dizzy kook
Lucille Austero running?
604
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,160
No, no, she,
she can't know about this.
605
00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:35,536
She's the majority owner
of my company,
606
00:23:35,578 --> 00:23:36,788
and besides,
she's so pro-immigrant.
607
00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,415
NARRATOR:
She was.
608
00:23:38,457 --> 00:23:41,042
She'd even taken in
a Latino foster child,
609
00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:44,711
which she denied was an attempt
to bring in the Hispanic vote.
610
00:23:44,753 --> 00:23:47,047
Nonetheless, she did know what
cultural buttons to push
611
00:23:47,089 --> 00:23:48,799
to win their hearts.
612
00:23:48,841 --> 00:23:50,549
BARRY: Doesn't matter,
she's not going to win anyway.
613
00:23:50,591 --> 00:23:53,261
The guy you want is the guy
she's running against--
614
00:23:53,303 --> 00:23:54,887
Herbert Love, right?
615
00:23:54,929 --> 00:23:56,306
He's got a rally tonight.
616
00:23:56,348 --> 00:23:57,640
Go and see him.
617
00:23:57,682 --> 00:24:00,558
Everyone knows how persuasive
you can be.
618
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,893
Used to be.
619
00:24:01,935 --> 00:24:04,104
I'd be lucky to sell
a glass of lemonade
620
00:24:04,146 --> 00:24:05,689
for a thousand dollars today.
621
00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:06,689
Now, listen.
622
00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:08,649
If I can take no more
623
00:24:08,691 --> 00:24:11,526
than a law degree
from the Virgin Islands...
624
00:24:11,568 --> 00:24:14,113
- Yeah.
- ...a-a-and turn it into a net worth
625
00:24:14,155 --> 00:24:17,115
of $750, 000--
626
00:24:17,157 --> 00:24:18,908
before, of course,
what I owe in lawsuits--
627
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:22,703
you can talk a politician into
wasting public funds on a wall.
628
00:24:22,744 --> 00:24:24,830
Wait, wait,
that rally is tonight?
629
00:24:24,872 --> 00:24:26,123
- Mm-hmm.
- But I'm supposed
630
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,749
to meet my wife tonight,
631
00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:29,084
which I am dreading, by the way.
632
00:24:29,126 --> 00:24:30,919
NARRATOR:
One of the changes
633
00:24:30,961 --> 00:24:32,880
that had occurred
over the previous year...
634
00:24:32,921 --> 00:24:35,507
- My right rear tire is low.
- ...was a decrease
635
00:24:35,547 --> 00:24:39,592
in the physical intimacy George
Sr. and his wife had enjoyed.
636
00:24:39,634 --> 00:24:42,721
You're so ugly from behind.
637
00:24:44,973 --> 00:24:47,351
GEORGE SR.:'Cause if no one
shows up at that office,
638
00:24:47,393 --> 00:24:49,144
she really will divorce me.
639
00:24:49,186 --> 00:24:50,769
BARRY:
Too bad you can't use a double.
640
00:24:50,811 --> 00:24:52,271
Oh, also I used a look-alike
641
00:24:52,313 --> 00:24:55,232
named Stewart to take
the California bar for me.
642
00:24:55,273 --> 00:24:56,607
But you knew that, right?
643
00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:00,737
- Oscar.
- NARRATOR: And later,
644
00:25:00,778 --> 00:25:03,240
while once again looking
for his own double...
645
00:25:03,281 --> 00:25:06,450
- Oscar.
- ...George, who was acting more like Oscar,
646
00:25:06,492 --> 00:25:09,412
finally found Oscar, who was
acting more like George.
647
00:25:09,453 --> 00:25:10,413
Why aren't you sweating?
648
00:25:10,454 --> 00:25:12,539
Maybe I had a better offer.
649
00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:14,790
And not a word to Dr. Norman.
650
00:25:14,832 --> 00:25:16,834
He doesn't think
women should be awake for it.
651
00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:18,794
- "Oh, great Dr. Norman."
- (Chuckles)
652
00:25:18,836 --> 00:25:21,672
You know, we have
to be very careful.
653
00:25:21,714 --> 00:25:23,882
Oscar, we are trying
to help people here.
654
00:25:23,924 --> 00:25:26,093
I know, I know, I know,
but you know what?
655
00:25:26,134 --> 00:25:29,887
It just gets hot
in there sometimes!
656
00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:32,681
Whoa, we don't,
we don't have to yell.
657
00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:36,436
Why not you go do hot sweat,
let Oscar do squeeze?
658
00:25:36,477 --> 00:25:38,396
All right, I mean,
I'm not saying that.
659
00:25:38,438 --> 00:25:41,106
I just, uh, I need a break.
660
00:25:41,147 --> 00:25:42,857
I just can't go on
661
00:25:42,899 --> 00:25:46,360
- pretending to be you, sitting silently...
- Shh.
662
00:25:46,402 --> 00:25:49,947
...in a, in a 100-degree mud hut
for an hour and a half.
663
00:25:49,988 --> 00:25:52,866
I am begging you--
there has to be something else
664
00:25:52,908 --> 00:25:55,993
I can impersonate you doing.
665
00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:00,164
It's funny you should say that
666
00:26:00,206 --> 00:26:04,293
because, uh, if you're okay
with the sitting silently part,
667
00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:06,295
I have something for you
that's quite chilling.
668
00:26:06,336 --> 00:26:08,671
- Thank you.
- NARRATOR: And so George Sr. left
669
00:26:08,713 --> 00:26:11,383
to seek out the right-wing
politician Herbert Love
670
00:26:11,425 --> 00:26:15,386
as Oscar headed out to visit
Lucille, disguised as George,
671
00:26:15,428 --> 00:26:17,263
which is exactly
who Barry thought
672
00:26:17,305 --> 00:26:18,972
he was talking to.
673
00:26:19,013 --> 00:26:20,848
I just pooped in a hole
and covered it up.
674
00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:22,601
I hope I did the right thing.
675
00:26:22,641 --> 00:26:24,227
There's a commode.
676
00:26:24,269 --> 00:26:25,979
It's, it's directly uphill
from the maca root.
677
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:28,231
Yeah, I really feel bad
for the guy that's got
678
00:26:28,273 --> 00:26:30,816
to dig that up
for the foundation for the wall.
679
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,568
(both laugh)
680
00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:35,194
Yeah, wha-what wall?
681
00:26:35,236 --> 00:26:36,154
(gasps)
682
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:37,696
Very good, George.
683
00:26:37,738 --> 00:26:40,492
We got to be careful
where we talk about this.
684
00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:42,535
Ooh, I got to watch my words.
685
00:26:42,577 --> 00:26:45,203
And that's when
Oscar realized that George Sr.
686
00:26:45,245 --> 00:26:46,955
didn't buy the land
687
00:26:46,997 --> 00:26:51,041
to be the best brother
in Southern California.
688
00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:57,881
We 12publishes
a rare retraction.
689
00:26:57,923 --> 00:27:01,177
Oscar confirms his suspicions
of the wall
690
00:27:01,218 --> 00:27:02,417
while impersonating George Sr.
691
00:27:02,427 --> 00:27:04,053
I thought we...
(clears throat)
692
00:27:04,095 --> 00:27:06,264
(deeper voice): I thought
we could talk about the wall.
693
00:27:07,264 --> 00:27:09,558
You know, the wall.
694
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,477
Have you baked your brain
in that pizza oven,
695
00:27:11,519 --> 00:27:13,020
or is senility your backup plan
696
00:27:13,061 --> 00:27:15,648
if we can't get the government
to buy the property?
697
00:27:15,688 --> 00:27:18,441
(gasps) So we only did buy
that land for personal gain.
698
00:27:18,483 --> 00:27:21,569
(laughing): Well,
what Oscar does-doesn't know
699
00:27:21,611 --> 00:27:22,736
won't hurt him.
700
00:27:22,778 --> 00:27:24,112
(chuckling):
Oscar.
701
00:27:24,154 --> 00:27:25,280
NARRATOR:
And although it wasn't
702
00:27:25,322 --> 00:27:26,948
a perfect impersonation...
703
00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:28,741
I love it when you call my name.
704
00:27:28,783 --> 00:27:30,035
...he did have the maca root.
705
00:27:30,076 --> 00:27:31,953
(gasps)
George!
706
00:27:31,995 --> 00:27:33,163
Don't call me that.
707
00:27:34,164 --> 00:27:36,706
Call me Father B.
708
00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:47,733
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