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On the top of a hillside,
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deep in the mountains
of Shuturmurg, India,
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sits a mystical retreat
long sought out
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- by those seeking answers...
- Is this real?
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to the questions
that define us.
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I mean, is any of this real?
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How do I know what's real?
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This is Lindsay Bluth-Fünke.
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You see me before you, yes?
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I am real to you.
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And this bag next to me,
it is as real as you or me.
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No, I know that one's real.
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I meant the other one--
the Louis Vuitton.
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I don't remember Vuitton
having two E's.
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The hillside was also known
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- for their bargains on designer handbags.
- Oh, no!
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That's how they do it here.
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You can't go wrong.
Best bag on the mountain.
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I love this bag.
I give you 60 for it.
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- It's the best bag on the mountain.
- Excuse me.
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- I just promised it to her.
- I'll give you $70.
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Lindsay Bluth had come
to India for both reasons.
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- Uh, $120. - You just bought
the best bag on the mountain.
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- Congratulations.
- Best bag on the mountain.
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Now the story of a family
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whose future
was abruptly canceled
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and the one daughter
who had no choice
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but to keep her life together.
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It's Lindsay's...
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- I love it.
- Lindsay was on
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a spiritual journey to let go
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of all possessions
and to find something cute
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- to keep her stuff in.
- It's gorgeous.
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Months earlier,
Lindsay had lost her bearings
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after finding out
she wasn't born
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to the family
she couldn't bear.
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- I'm adopted?
- So, after getting
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briefly creepy
with her brother...
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I'm just not that into
older women.
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- Don't worry about it.
- You bastard!
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She shared some resentments
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with her family
at the boat party.
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Kitty likes to scratch...
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But before she could
disassociate herself
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- from the Bluth name...
- Because now I know that
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we're not related.
Anyway, Michael...
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Oh, my God. The SEC.
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...the Bluth name
would become...
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...as sullied as Newport Bay
on the fifth of May.
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They are persecuting me.
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It was an accident.
This is ridiculous!
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If I'd told them we were taking
a bunch of gays out there
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to get married,
they'd have thrown me a parade.
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Let's tell them we were taking
a bunch of gays to get married.
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Yeah, I don't think your record
on that issue
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is going to back that up, Mom.
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In fact, it was an issue
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of theBay Windowmagazine
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that would most damage her
with the gay community.
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Fine. We'll say
they took it on a joyride.
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And you have no right
to criticize me.
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At least I was able
to turn myQueenaround.
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None taken.
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This is Tobias Fünke,
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who should have taken more.
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- Oh.
- You cannot say
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one nice thing
to your daughter, can you?
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Adopted daughter.
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And that's not true.
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Could I have the Bluth
family over here, please?
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And over here, the victims
of the Bluth family?
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And that's when Lindsay
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found a label more fitting
than "Bluth."
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No, Lindsay, you're going
to the wrong area.
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Kenny, Chet, Curtis, Mike,
Bix and Gator are over here.
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We should be over here
at the Bluth area with Gob
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and Buster and, uh... uh...
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uh, your brother, uh...
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- Michael?
- Michael. Yes.
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Sorry. I was thinking
of Mike, the hot seaman.
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- No, where is Michael?
- It doesn't matter.
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He's not my brother.
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This isn't my family.
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No, I've spent years...
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Yes! Got my yes.
I got that big yes.
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I've spent years trying
to fit into this family,
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and it's not me.
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My life is a fallacy.
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Oh...
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♪ Is that a gal I see? ♪
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♪ No, it's just
a phallus... eee! ♪
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We loved that.
Where's that from?
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It's from nothing.
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But it made her
realize this, too.
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I don't know if there's
a right time to say this,
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but this marriage of ours,
it hasn't been working.
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Yeah... there's nothing
keeping us together.
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I... I believe we're thinking
the same thing.
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- Yeah, we should end it.
- Let's give it another shot.
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To the head. Kill it.
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Yes.
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Lindsay was looking
for inspiration
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before she set out
on her new path.
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And it only took
until the "Pray" section
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of Eat, Pray, Love
for her to find it.
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Hmm.
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Soon, she was beginning
a journey to reinvent herself.
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Ugh. I'm doing it again.
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I have to let go
of these material things.
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To leave the trappings
of her old life
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and try to live with less.
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There.
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Her immersion
into Indian culture began
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even before reaching
the airport.
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And, uh...
and so this daily prayer,
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it connects one to the whole.
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You know,
you sense the oneness in all.
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And they have
normal toilets, right?
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And after an hour or so
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withSkyMall,where she was
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proud of herself
for only buying two things--
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a self-cleaning litter box
in case she ever got a cat
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and an inflatable hat box
in case she ever got a hat--
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she got to a great article
in the in-flight magazine
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and found herself filling up
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with inner peace
and acceptance.
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I mean, not right away.
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What is she doing back there?
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That passenger had been
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pushing on her seat
for like four hours.
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Lindsay's journey
to let go of her baggage
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got off to a bad start
at baggage claim
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when she picked up
the wrong baggage.
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And her Western notions
of the value of life
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were challenged on the bus ride
to the hotel.
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Oh, my God.
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Did... did we just
hit something?
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Shouldn't we stop?
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No. It wasn't a cow.
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It was just a tourist.
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And that's howLindsay's path
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- to living with less...
- Wait. This isn't my...
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How am I supposed to find out
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who I really am
dressed like this chick?
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...took a brief detour into
a shopping spree at India's
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- famous Mall Mountain.
- It's cute on me.
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But I thought it was
supposed to say "Kate."
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Oh, no, anything under a small
is considered
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a "David Spade."
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I love this jacket.
I'll give you 60 for it.
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Best coat on the mountain.
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- 65.
- 70! It'd look great
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on my wife or my sickly son.
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- 100 bucks. Yes!
- $100, yes.
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And soon, she was back
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at the hotel and ready
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for her spiritual experience.
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Yeah, hi.
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Uh, were you able
to book my 3:00 shaman?
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Oh, yes.
Did you want the deep wisdom
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or just a light ego cleanse?
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We do those by the pool.
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- There's a pool?
- It's hard to tell
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because there are
so many people in it,
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but yes, it is a pool.
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Well, yeah, by the pool, then.
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And, uh, do you think
you can get someone
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to remove the smell of lamb
from my room?
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Of course. And which
animal smell would you prefer?
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Which do you prefer?
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But at her 3:00 p.m. shaman...
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You are living a life
without love.
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- Lindsay got a deeper treatment
- How do I learn to...
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- than she had hoped for.
- be happy?
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You know, to love?
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When love is near your heart,
you'll be happy.
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You must live life truthfully.
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Yeah, no, I-I-I do live
truthfully,
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but, uh...
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I'm just so full of passion.
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You are so full of.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Although, in my culture,
"full of"
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is kind of like a dig.
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I mean, you'd never say it
to a customer.
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But, uh, yeah, no,
I-I know what you mean.
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This bag is as fake as you are.
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Well, how do I learn?
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Just look at the spelling.
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God. No, I...
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Pull your head out of the sand.
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Love is where you left it.
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You mean... back home?
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God.
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The only person back home
is Tobias.
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You have no children?
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Lindsay thought
she was being hit on.
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No. Why do you ask?
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Wait a minute.
You're saying I've come
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halfway around the world
to find out
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I need to go back home?
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God, I haven't even gone
to the beach yet.
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She had. It was just
too crowded to see the water.
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It was a moving experience,
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but after leaving the tent,
it wasn't just
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the shaman's words
that got through to her.
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It was this.
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I'm sorry.
Your AmEx was declined.
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Your account is maxed out.
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We had to cancel
your shaman appointment.
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No, no, I just talked
to the shaman,
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just right back at...
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Get out! Get out!
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Go away! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
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I'm sorry to yell at you,
but as I said, it was declined.
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So get out.
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But, fortunately, the universe
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offered a solution
to her financial problem
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that wasn't too far off
from what her shaman had said.
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Oh, I've
got money for you, sweetie,
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but it means my loving daughter
smiling next to her husband
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sitting behind me at the trial.
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Would you take a grimace?
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So it was with
this dual intention
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that she reached out
to a husband she'd left behind,
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with a new sense
of inner peace.
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Of course, there was still
some outer stuff
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she needed to work through.
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Hello. It's Tobias.
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Leave a message.
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I'm ready to make this work.
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It was with a sense
of enlightenmentthat Lindsay
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returned from her
spiritual journey...
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...to get her hands on
the stimulus money, too, right?
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Stop with the prayer hands.
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It just looks
like you're out of ideas.
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Seriously, shoot me
if you ever catch me doing that.
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Says the least spiritual
man I know.
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What deal
did you strike with her?
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What part of her soul
did you buy?
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All I've asked
is that she testify
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that I was a wonderful mother
who did her best.
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So all of it.
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No, Michael.
I'm not a whore.
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I don't get any of the money
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until after I do
the disgusting thing.
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But I'm not here
just for the stimmy.
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I'm here
because a shaman told me
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that love is where I left it.
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Which, after much soul searching
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and by process of elimination,
is Tobias.
253
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I got the part.
254
00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:56,873
And so Lindsay and Tobias
255
00:09:56,914 --> 00:09:59,542
took another shot
at being husband and wife,
256
00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:01,377
and although they wouldn't
have money
257
00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:03,880
until after the perjury,
they set about
258
00:10:03,921 --> 00:10:05,965
- buying a home.
- Are you ready to make a move?
259
00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:09,969
As you can see,
I'm ready for a lot that's new.
260
00:10:10,011 --> 00:10:12,137
Oh! Good heavens!
261
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,305
Right!
262
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:14,765
Well, this is a great area.
263
00:10:14,807 --> 00:10:16,475
There's some wonderful
surgi-centers nearby.
264
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:18,644
We're doing it.
We're really doing this.
265
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,688
Yes! We're gonna get you
in the right house.
266
00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:22,857
And it's just the two of you?
You have no children?
267
00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:25,067
We don't.
268
00:10:25,108 --> 00:10:27,611
We should be honest here.
269
00:10:27,653 --> 00:10:28,905
We have no income flow.
270
00:10:28,946 --> 00:10:30,197
No incoming income flow.
271
00:10:30,239 --> 00:10:31,699
We have plenty
of outgoing income.
272
00:10:31,741 --> 00:10:33,409
No savings, no credit.
273
00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:34,702
I mean, we had some stimmy,
274
00:10:34,744 --> 00:10:37,120
but that went
to his hospital bills.
275
00:10:37,162 --> 00:10:39,498
But there's one thing
we do have--
276
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Work ethic!
277
00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:41,751
Right. No work ethic.
278
00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:43,085
But there's one thing
we do have--
279
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:44,879
we do have a daughter.
280
00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:47,715
I was just on auto-pilot
before, when I said we didn't.
281
00:10:47,757 --> 00:10:49,132
I should have caught that;
yeah, but...
282
00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:50,718
I could've spoken up,
283
00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,845
but I just wanted to see
if you guys got there.
284
00:10:52,887 --> 00:10:54,471
Well, you guys seem like
a great family.
285
00:10:54,513 --> 00:10:56,181
We have to be realistic.
286
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,600
I'm in the real estate business.
287
00:10:57,641 --> 00:10:59,351
It's 2006.
288
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:01,437
That's all good enough for me.
289
00:11:01,478 --> 00:11:02,980
We're gonna put you
in a NINJA loan.
290
00:11:03,022 --> 00:11:05,024
"No income, no jobs,
no assets."
291
00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:06,901
And you don't have to pay
a penny for two years.
292
00:11:06,943 --> 00:11:08,360
Oh, NINJA! Please!
293
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,195
So we'll take something
cozy and intimate.
294
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,656
- A one-bedroom.
- Or bigger.
295
00:11:12,698 --> 00:11:13,908
Yeah, how about something nice?
A three-bedroom?
296
00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:14,992
Three does sound bigger.
297
00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:16,744
Oh, it definitely is.
298
00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:18,704
You have to remember
that this was a time
299
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,873
when banks were eager to create
as much debt as possible.
300
00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:22,666
...the five-bedroom,
four-car garage.
301
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:25,252
And I know that you guys
are going to be okay
302
00:11:25,294 --> 00:11:26,796
with just one master bathroom,
303
00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:29,465
because a lot of people
do prefer two.
304
00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:31,216
You know, they like
to just have it.
305
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,176
Maybe separate, so we have it.
306
00:11:33,218 --> 00:11:34,720
So we have it.
That way we have it.
307
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,888
That way you have it.
308
00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,264
Do you think
we really need one?
309
00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:38,724
I'm just gonna
interrupt for a second.
310
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,517
You don't need a wine cellar,
311
00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:43,104
if you want to do wine tastings
in your butler's kitchen.
312
00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:45,230
I mean, this really isn't
what we discussed.
313
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,109
Well, we didn't discuss
any of this, but, uh...
314
00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:50,486
yes, uh, I guess, that way,
we... we have it.
315
00:11:50,527 --> 00:11:51,737
Well... yeah...
316
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,864
That way,
you'll definitely have it.
317
00:11:53,906 --> 00:11:56,742
And then once you have it,
that way, you'll have it.
318
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,078
But do we need a gatehouse?
319
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,331
I just put John Beard into a
house with a double gatehouse.
320
00:12:02,372 --> 00:12:04,792
Now, that's John Beard;
he's on television.
321
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,251
No one's gonna look down on you
322
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,211
just 'cause you have less
than John Beard.
323
00:12:08,253 --> 00:12:09,964
- Is this crazy?
- I think so.
324
00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:11,465
We'll take
the double gatehouse.
325
00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:13,174
Oh, is that what you thought?
Because...
326
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:14,802
- Well, that way, we'll have it.
- We have it. We have it.
327
00:12:14,844 --> 00:12:16,386
And that way, you have it.
328
00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:17,471
There was a lot of this
going on back then.
329
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,556
This way, we have it.
330
00:12:19,598 --> 00:12:21,308
And soon, they were
starting their new life
331
00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:24,227
- Good point!
- in their new, beautiful home.
332
00:12:24,269 --> 00:12:25,980
Mother's Day Eve
333
00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:28,231
was the most joyous day
of the year.
334
00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:30,400
Maeby, you're gonna
be late for school.
335
00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:32,444
And what they lost
in coziness...
336
00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:34,155
God, they grow up so slowly.
337
00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:37,198
...they made up for in
cavernous, unfurnished space.
338
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,452
- And the robot's dead again.
- Oh! Poor little guy.
339
00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:44,498
Ran out of juice before
he could reach his...
340
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,751
With her mother's
trial coming up,
341
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:51,172
Lindsay made an effort
to work on her testimony.
342
00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:52,506
...when I was hungry, I...
343
00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:54,717
Go on.
344
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:57,260
You don't want me to say
this next part, do you?
345
00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:58,888
I think it tells the story.
346
00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:02,058
But am I
accidentally being funny,
347
00:13:02,099 --> 00:13:04,476
or am I purposely being funny?
348
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:05,936
It's not supposed to be funny.
349
00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:08,605
"Suckled at her champagne
glass breasts"?
350
00:13:08,647 --> 00:13:09,690
Is it a joke?
351
00:13:09,732 --> 00:13:10,900
Buster wrote it.
352
00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:12,359
Recently?
353
00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:14,611
I adapted it from a letter
he wrote from camp.
354
00:13:14,653 --> 00:13:16,113
I miss you, Mommy.
355
00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:17,573
Camp is scary at times.
356
00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:19,282
When I was cold, you clothed me,
357
00:13:19,324 --> 00:13:20,784
when I was hungry...
358
00:13:20,826 --> 00:13:23,244
Uh, how do I say this?
359
00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:26,790
Suckled at your champagne
glass breasts.
360
00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:28,375
Oh, that's good.
361
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,919
It doesn't matter.
I'll be proofing it, anyway.
362
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,170
Oh, God.
363
00:13:31,212 --> 00:13:33,714
This is from
Camp Kiss-A-Me-Mommy?
364
00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:36,008
Just read the copy.
You're getting paid for this.
365
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,093
No. You know what?
366
00:13:37,134 --> 00:13:38,301
The money is not
important to me.
367
00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:39,720
My shaman said...
368
00:13:39,762 --> 00:13:42,932
Oh, don't give me that
mystical nonsense.
369
00:13:42,973 --> 00:13:45,017
You think you're
better than I am.
370
00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:47,603
But you're a lot more like me
than you think you are.
371
00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:50,064
Now, let's take it from:
372
00:13:50,106 --> 00:13:53,025
"I hope she gives me
bubble baths forever."
373
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:55,027
And I want to smell the suds.
374
00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:57,320
But worse news was
around the corner.
375
00:13:57,362 --> 00:13:59,573
The collapse of the
California housing market
376
00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:01,117
is taking a personal toll...
377
00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:03,119
- Uh-oh.
- ...with layoffs here at the station.
378
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,162
In addition,
I'm leaving the keys
379
00:14:05,204 --> 00:14:07,248
to my 10,000-square-foot home
in Harbor Shallows
380
00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:09,416
- here on the desk...
- Well, it probably
381
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:10,751
shouldn't affect our area.
382
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:12,086
He's over by
where the fountain is.
383
00:14:12,128 --> 00:14:13,212
Might I say to them
384
00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:14,964
good luck getting that
385
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:16,924
raccoon smell
out of the gatehouse,
386
00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:19,468
because I never could.
387
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,470
But you and I are okay, right?
388
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:23,472
I mean, this works, right?
389
00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:25,099
Never better.
390
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:30,146
And the week
of Lucille's trial,
391
00:14:30,187 --> 00:14:32,022
they got some even worse news.
392
00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:34,858
What's this?
Mother's not going to pay?
393
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,777
She actually said
she'd only pay me
394
00:14:36,819 --> 00:14:38,361
if my testimony is believable.
395
00:14:38,403 --> 00:14:39,863
Lindsay! Lindsay!
396
00:14:39,905 --> 00:14:41,406
...but how am I supposed
to say something like
397
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,407
"I love you, Mother!"
398
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,576
and sound believable?
399
00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:46,912
Well, geez... Jesus C. Penny!
400
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,789
You know,
I wish I had the luxury
401
00:14:48,831 --> 00:14:50,666
of not sounding believable.
402
00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:53,335
But that's not an option for
an out-of-work actor, is it?
403
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,504
Or it's why you're out of work!
404
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:59,091
Well, I beg one's pardon,
but I have been dying to go
405
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:02,011
to that Method Acting Clinic
that I see on my nightly drives,
406
00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:03,553
but you won't let me!
407
00:15:03,595 --> 00:15:05,722
Because you already
wasted all that money
408
00:15:05,764 --> 00:15:08,100
on Carl Weathers'
Master Acting Class.
409
00:15:08,142 --> 00:15:11,228
Well, I'm sorry,
but I'm such a star
410
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:14,190
that I didn't pay attention
to anything he said!
411
00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:17,526
Oh, well then, maybe I should go
to your Method Acting Class,
412
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,611
to make my testimony
more believable!
413
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:20,988
That's actually a good idea.
414
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,448
Maybe you could--
Oh! Hi. Yes.
415
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,909
Well, perhaps we should
go together.
416
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:29,288
Yeah. Might be good
for us, as a couple.
417
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,123
I do hope so.
418
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:33,416
I really want
to make this work.
419
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,169
Me, too.
420
00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:37,462
I really love you, Tobias.
421
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,173
Oh, Lindsay, we have
422
00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:41,925
got to get you to
that acting clinic.
423
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:44,678
And that was with me
picturing fudge.
424
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,263
Fudge.
425
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,394
To bond with her husband
426
00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:54,730
and prepare for her testimony,
427
00:15:54,771 --> 00:15:57,607
Lindsay had decided to attend
an acting class with Tobias.
428
00:15:57,649 --> 00:15:59,193
This is the first time
429
00:15:59,235 --> 00:16:00,694
I've actually done something
like this with you.
430
00:16:00,736 --> 00:16:02,571
I think I always
kind of looked down on it.
431
00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:04,489
You know, Lindsay, I think
you'll find that
432
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,909
some of what used to seem
clueless about me
433
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:09,619
is actually something
I'm quite good at.
434
00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:12,497
This... is where I belong.
435
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,375
If you're new here,
you need to go to the window.
436
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:16,001
Uh, fill out this form first.
437
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,254
And there's some personal
questions on it, like, uh,
438
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:19,504
how you first got hooked.
439
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,881
Well, that's an easy one:
440
00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:22,132
You're A Good Man,
Charlie Brown.
441
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:24,885
No, uh, no,Mame.
442
00:16:24,927 --> 00:16:26,136
No, ma'am...?
443
00:16:26,178 --> 00:16:27,554
You're A Good Man...
444
00:16:27,596 --> 00:16:29,014
You're A Good Man,
Charlie Brown.
445
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,266
Gypsy. Gypsy.
446
00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:31,558
Just come up here and be
447
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,352
as truthful as possible.
448
00:16:33,394 --> 00:16:36,272
Okay, this is
overwhelming.
449
00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:37,689
They're starting the monologues.
450
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:40,234
I think this is from
Songs for My Father.
451
00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:41,526
This is
up, right?
452
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,861
What did you say
453
00:16:42,903 --> 00:16:43,946
the name of this acting class
was again?
454
00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:45,114
Method One Clinic.
455
00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:47,157
Okay, I'm gonna go get coffee.
456
00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:49,743
Garden Grove Method One Clinic.
457
00:16:49,785 --> 00:16:52,079
And moments later,
as Lindsay, once again,
458
00:16:52,121 --> 00:16:55,665
found herself questioning
her husband's choices,
459
00:16:55,707 --> 00:16:56,750
one of hers was questioned.
460
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,210
Ugh! That's not Free Trade,
461
00:16:58,252 --> 00:16:59,962
and if it's not Free Trade,
it's.
462
00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:01,671
I wouldn't...
463
00:17:01,713 --> 00:17:03,382
You don't look like a junkie.
464
00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:05,217
You do. What do you weigh,
like, 90 pounds?
465
00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:07,428
That's so funny!
466
00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:08,971
God, um... thank you.
467
00:17:09,012 --> 00:17:10,513
But-but no, no.
468
00:17:10,555 --> 00:17:12,349
If I'm addicted to anything,
it's alcohol.
469
00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:13,683
I'm Lindsay.
470
00:17:13,725 --> 00:17:16,728
And you're... hmm!
"Bitéme."
471
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,315
No, I don't like giving my name
to any state organization,
472
00:17:19,356 --> 00:17:21,275
especially after I got kicked
off the voter rolls,
473
00:17:21,317 --> 00:17:23,777
'cause I accidentally signed up
for the wrong political group.
474
00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:25,821
Wow.
What group was that?
475
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:28,115
You know, I don't even remember.
476
00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:30,075
Just some guy in a booth
on the boardwalk.
477
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,701
He joined Al Qaeda.
478
00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:32,869
And I only signed up
'cause he was giving away
479
00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,371
a free beard brush.
480
00:17:34,413 --> 00:17:36,457
...that says "Al Qaeda" on it.
481
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:39,335
But maybe he thought it was
the designer of the brush.
482
00:17:39,376 --> 00:17:40,710
I'm Marky Bark.
483
00:17:40,752 --> 00:17:42,545
Of the tree-freer Barks?
484
00:17:42,587 --> 00:17:44,673
Marky was the son
of Johnny Bark,
485
00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:47,550
an activist that Lindsay
had once helped save,
486
00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:49,719
and then kill, a tree.
487
00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:50,971
Oh, my God!
I remember him!
488
00:17:51,013 --> 00:17:52,222
I remember thinking, one day,
489
00:17:52,264 --> 00:17:53,849
he was just gonna
fall out of a tree
490
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:54,850
and break his neck.
491
00:17:54,891 --> 00:17:56,310
Whatever happened to him?
492
00:17:56,352 --> 00:17:57,519
He fell out of a tree
and broke his neck.
493
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,603
Oh, God...
494
00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,688
No, I'm just kidding.
495
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:01,482
Oh...
496
00:18:01,523 --> 00:18:02,565
So how is he?
497
00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:03,608
Oh, he's dead.
498
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,568
But natural causes.
499
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,154
A bunch of deranged bees
chased him out of a tree
500
00:18:07,196 --> 00:18:08,322
and he fell to his death.
501
00:18:08,364 --> 00:18:09,656
So, are you here alone, or...?
502
00:18:09,698 --> 00:18:10,866
No, I'm with her.
503
00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:13,618
She's a committee member.
504
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,454
Which committee is that?
505
00:18:15,496 --> 00:18:16,955
Itty-bitty.
506
00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:19,541
What a wonderful sense of humor.
507
00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:22,085
Listen, the only time DeBrie
can keep food down
508
00:18:22,127 --> 00:18:23,586
is for about 20 minutes
after she comes crashing
509
00:18:23,628 --> 00:18:24,796
off the methadone, so...
510
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:26,340
- Oh...
- would you care to join us
511
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:27,924
as we rustle up some grub
512
00:18:27,966 --> 00:18:29,801
to shove down our mouths?
513
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,553
I would like that very much.
514
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,555
So Tobias and Lindsay drove
515
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,682
to meet their
new friends for lunch.
516
00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:38,185
They are such a neat couple!
517
00:18:38,227 --> 00:18:39,811
Aren't they neat!
518
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,355
It's so fun to have another
couple to go out with.
519
00:18:41,397 --> 00:18:42,898
He's amazing.
520
00:18:42,939 --> 00:18:45,234
I mean, so passionate
about real issues.
521
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,486
He's a real activist--
like me.
522
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:50,280
And she's a real actress,
like me!
523
00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:52,366
Oh, she used to be
in big movies,
524
00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:54,576
but then, like a lot of actors,
the teeth go...
525
00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:55,702
Mm!
526
00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:56,912
But she is the perfect age
527
00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:59,540
to be a Hollywood actress--42.
528
00:18:59,581 --> 00:19:00,790
Is that all?
529
00:19:00,832 --> 00:19:02,251
Oh, I think this is the place.
530
00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:04,336
It's a barter restaurant.
531
00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,296
Marky doesn't believe in money.
532
00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:08,340
Do I like barter?
533
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,467
No, it means
they don't deal with money.
534
00:19:10,509 --> 00:19:12,135
That's why I swiped
that methadone tray.
535
00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:13,803
Hmm.
536
00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:16,098
What interesting friends
we've made.
537
00:19:16,139 --> 00:19:19,184
I think this is exactly
what our marriage needed.
538
00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:27,025
Lindsay and Tobias gathered
539
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:28,444
with their new friends...
540
00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:29,570
Hi, y'all!
This your first time...?
541
00:19:29,611 --> 00:19:32,030
...at CW Swappigans,
542
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:34,699
a chain that sprung up
after the economic collapse.
543
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,994
We are like a Salvation Army
meets a soup kitchen,
544
00:19:38,036 --> 00:19:39,746
meets a gastro pub,
545
00:19:39,788 --> 00:19:43,083
meets a Marxist-or
Leninist-type social structure.
546
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,834
These are things
that you can order
547
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:46,836
and these are things
that we will accept.
548
00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:49,965
As you see on the bottom,
we don't have the fish,
549
00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:51,674
and we're not taking
any more lava lamps.
550
00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:54,136
Uh-oh!
I can see this one's got
551
00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:55,720
that deer
in the headlights look!
552
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,181
Oh, no.
He just took some methadone.
553
00:19:58,223 --> 00:20:01,351
He thought he was driving,
with a cocktail tray.
554
00:20:01,393 --> 00:20:02,978
Oh, speaking of that...
555
00:20:03,019 --> 00:20:05,105
How about mozzarella sticks
for the table?
556
00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:08,317
Cocktail tray, light scratching,
for mozzarella sticks.
557
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:11,027
Six, no sauce.
558
00:20:11,069 --> 00:20:13,947
And maybe some sparkling water
for the table.
559
00:20:13,989 --> 00:20:16,283
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. We're no
longer taking hotel soaps.
560
00:20:16,325 --> 00:20:17,826
This is fun.
561
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:19,911
A lot of people couldn't handle
562
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,746
a Dumpster dive
for their first double date.
563
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,791
Is that what this is?
564
00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:27,419
Now, wait... wait a second.
565
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:29,921
I wasn't driving?
566
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,424
It's just so refreshing
to meet people
567
00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:35,385
with real passion
about changing the status quo.
568
00:20:35,427 --> 00:20:39,681
Lindsay and I
don't have a single friend.
569
00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:40,932
Is the food here yet?
570
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,726
I'm not hungry,
but... but, uh...
571
00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:46,229
- Oh, look, it's butter.
- DeBrie.
572
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,941
DeBrie, that's our butter.
573
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:52,277
We were going to swap it
for dessert.
574
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,363
No, she's improvising.
Uh, yes, ma'am.
575
00:20:54,404 --> 00:20:56,406
You seem to be liking
that butter substitute
576
00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:57,699
at Swappigans.
577
00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,159
Uh, yes, and...
578
00:20:59,201 --> 00:21:01,411
wh-what else could you swap for?
579
00:21:01,453 --> 00:21:03,830
Uh, yes, and... uh...
580
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,290
Oh, I'm out. She's too good.
581
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,875
I... I don't know who my guy is.
582
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:08,335
I don't... I don't have a guy.
583
00:21:08,377 --> 00:21:09,711
No, she just likes butter.
584
00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:11,380
Come on, let's get you
cleaned up.
585
00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:12,797
- Don't touch anything.
- Marky, I'll take her.
586
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,132
You two just got here.
587
00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:15,842
Have a chat about.
I'll clean her up.
588
00:21:15,884 --> 00:21:17,636
- Come on, DeBrie.
- Num, num, num, num.
589
00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:19,137
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
590
00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:20,639
I-I love it here.
591
00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:22,807
My mother would hate this place.
592
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,601
You know, Lindsay,
I-I have to tell you,
593
00:21:24,643 --> 00:21:26,895
when I first met you,
I thought you were one of those
594
00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:30,732
typical, uptight, snobby,
Newport Beach,
595
00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:32,859
vapid... nut-busters!
596
00:21:35,111 --> 00:21:36,363
You know, one of those monsters
597
00:21:36,405 --> 00:21:37,906
that lives in
a 10,000-square-foot house
598
00:21:37,947 --> 00:21:39,408
that they destroyed
the wetlands for.
599
00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:41,117
Those were wetlands?
600
00:21:41,159 --> 00:21:43,579
That explains
our Thanksgiving miracle.
601
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,163
What do you mean,
you didn't make dinner?
602
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:46,873
I didn't realize
it was Thursday, okay?
603
00:21:46,915 --> 00:21:48,625
There's got to be
something here.
604
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,503
Oh! Oh!
605
00:21:51,545 --> 00:21:53,338
Oh! Get it! Get it!
606
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,048
Chase it into the oven!
607
00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:57,384
Come on. Come on.
Here, little ducky.
608
00:21:57,426 --> 00:21:59,135
- That's a good duck.
- Good duck.
609
00:21:59,177 --> 00:22:01,597
In you go!
610
00:22:01,638 --> 00:22:04,933
This is going to be
the greatest Thanksgiving ever.
611
00:22:04,974 --> 00:22:07,185
It's a miracle!
612
00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:08,895
Well, I actually do live
613
00:22:08,937 --> 00:22:10,647
in a fairly large house
right now.
614
00:22:10,689 --> 00:22:12,274
But we've never made
a payment on it.
615
00:22:12,315 --> 00:22:13,858
So you're sticking it
to Big Banking.
616
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,027
- That's cool.
- Yes.
617
00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:17,946
In fact, I'm only in America
618
00:22:17,987 --> 00:22:19,656
because a shaman told me
that love
619
00:22:19,698 --> 00:22:21,908
would come to me
when I accepted who I am
620
00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:23,826
- and didn't run away.
- Sounds like a good shaman.
621
00:22:23,868 --> 00:22:26,913
Oh, he was the house shaman
at the Four Seasons Mumbai,
622
00:22:26,955 --> 00:22:29,790
so you figure
he's got to be pretty good.
623
00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:32,711
Oh, and he turned into
an ostrich at the end, so...
624
00:22:32,753 --> 00:22:35,130
They're not going to have that
at the Embassy Suites.
625
00:22:35,171 --> 00:22:38,216
That's funny.
I actually run an ostrich farm.
626
00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:42,512
♪ Co... incidence! ♪
627
00:22:42,554 --> 00:22:44,598
That's not a coincidence.
628
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,891
♪ Yes, it is. ♪
629
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,144
Mini pizzas, no pepperoni!
630
00:22:49,185 --> 00:22:50,604
Marky, I've got to tell you,
631
00:22:50,646 --> 00:22:52,272
talking about these
social issues, it's...
632
00:22:52,314 --> 00:22:54,857
the first time I've felt
like myself
633
00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:56,485
in a really long time.
634
00:22:56,526 --> 00:22:59,362
That's because I say
what I mean, I do what I feel.
635
00:22:59,404 --> 00:23:00,781
No lies.
636
00:23:00,821 --> 00:23:02,240
Lindsay felt guilty
637
00:23:02,282 --> 00:23:04,117
because she was about
to go enter
638
00:23:04,159 --> 00:23:06,161
a crab house/courtroom
and do just that.
639
00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:07,621
That's why my motto is:
640
00:23:07,663 --> 00:23:10,332
"Live truthfully
and skate through life."
641
00:23:10,373 --> 00:23:13,460
Marky felt guilty
because it wasn't his motto.
642
00:23:13,502 --> 00:23:16,505
It was the motto of a surf
and skateboard company.
643
00:23:16,546 --> 00:23:17,714
Live truthfully.
644
00:23:17,756 --> 00:23:19,257
Skate through life.
645
00:23:20,342 --> 00:23:21,842
That's amazing.
646
00:23:21,884 --> 00:23:23,345
I haven't felt this deep
647
00:23:23,386 --> 00:23:26,556
a connection with someone
in a long, long time.
648
00:23:30,185 --> 00:23:31,978
Other than DeBrie.
649
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,938
I can't believe
we just did that.
650
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,898
I can't believe how little give
your teeth have.
651
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,984
So, where do you keep
your ostriches?
652
00:23:38,026 --> 00:23:39,319
Sheraton mini soap
for a taco salad?
653
00:23:39,361 --> 00:23:41,070
We don't take hotel soap!
654
00:23:41,112 --> 00:23:43,031
And perhaps it was
to get back at her mother...
655
00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:45,492
- Leave a tip! Leave a tip!
- ...or to get out of
656
00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:48,161
a relationship that had
been over for a long time,
657
00:23:48,203 --> 00:23:50,163
but that's when
Lindsay hopped off
658
00:23:50,205 --> 00:23:53,333
to pursue a life
she felt was her destiny.
659
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,918
And the new lovers
discovered each other.
660
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,296
The beautiful female body,
661
00:23:58,338 --> 00:24:00,549
the horrible male.
662
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,598
Wow. That was so...
663
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,475
- fast.
- Thanks.
664
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:13,061
Well, I didn't know how long
we'd be stuck in traffic, so...
665
00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:14,604
Oh! And it sounds
666
00:24:14,646 --> 00:24:16,857
- like it's moving, so...
- Move it!
667
00:24:16,897 --> 00:24:17,940
Come on! Come on!
668
00:24:17,982 --> 00:24:20,151
- Let's go!
- Careful!
669
00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:23,488
And as they drove, they learned
so much about each other.
670
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,948
I was always just
in such a rush to grow up
671
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:28,326
and change this world,
and foolishly,
672
00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:30,704
the teeth I pulled
were my adult teeth,
673
00:24:30,746 --> 00:24:33,498
so this guy all the way
to that guy back there,
674
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,792
that's a... just a piece
of wood I stick in there.
675
00:24:35,834 --> 00:24:37,252
I mean, they're just
chewing tools.
676
00:24:37,293 --> 00:24:39,003
I don't care about looks.
677
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,256
But you find me pretty,
though, right?
678
00:24:41,297 --> 00:24:42,549
No.
679
00:24:42,591 --> 00:24:44,217
I have no idea
what you look like.
680
00:24:44,259 --> 00:24:46,010
I have this condition
called face blindness.
681
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,054
I mean, I can tell
you're a woman.
682
00:24:48,096 --> 00:24:49,472
Oh, stop.
683
00:24:49,514 --> 00:24:51,974
But, honestly, no,
all I see is, like,
684
00:24:52,016 --> 00:24:55,437
eyes and nose, you know,
hair, ears and...
685
00:24:55,478 --> 00:24:57,856
But I can tell you got
a great heart, Lindsay.
686
00:24:57,898 --> 00:24:59,900
I can tell
you've been living a lie.
687
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:02,193
You and I are going to change
this world together.
688
00:25:03,445 --> 00:25:05,697
You know, my shaman
689
00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:07,948
told me that I should stop
caring about appearances.
690
00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:11,536
You know, my whole life, that's
all anyone has ever praised.
691
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:13,954
All my mom ever cared about.
692
00:25:13,996 --> 00:25:16,082
Because I'm really pretty.
693
00:25:16,124 --> 00:25:19,335
I just thought I'd tell you that
so the story made sense.
694
00:25:19,377 --> 00:25:22,171
- I don't care.
- But I guess it's kind of karma
695
00:25:22,213 --> 00:25:24,841
that I ended up with someone
who wanted to make love to me
696
00:25:24,883 --> 00:25:26,259
no matter what I look like.
697
00:25:26,301 --> 00:25:28,428
Also wanted to make sure
you weren't a dude.
698
00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:31,598
I can tell with voices usually,
but some guys, they'll...
699
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,601
they'll fool you
if that's what they want to do.
700
00:25:34,643 --> 00:25:36,770
Hey...
701
00:25:38,187 --> 00:25:40,857
Are you smiling at me?
702
00:25:40,899 --> 00:25:42,609
Lindsay decided
it was only fair
703
00:25:42,651 --> 00:25:44,569
to let her husband know
704
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,822
their new start
had reached a new end.
705
00:25:46,863 --> 00:25:48,239
I left.
706
00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:49,449
I guess you noticed.
707
00:25:49,491 --> 00:25:51,159
Um, look, I'm sorry.
708
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,871
I-I really do care about you,
Tobias, but we were trying
709
00:25:54,913 --> 00:25:57,749
to save something
that just couldn't be saved.
710
00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:00,919
And I have to follow
my shaman's advice. I...
711
00:26:00,961 --> 00:26:05,423
I have to be true
to myself for once.
712
00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:09,218
And Marky, he sees me
for who I really am.
713
00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:11,346
- He respects me and...
- Come on, lady!
714
00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:12,722
You want to wrap this up?
715
00:26:12,764 --> 00:26:14,474
My lady needs to call
her loser ex.
716
00:26:14,516 --> 00:26:16,643
Marky, it's me.
717
00:26:16,685 --> 00:26:18,227
It's Lindsay.
718
00:26:19,187 --> 00:26:20,355
Oh.
719
00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:21,773
I thought you
were taking a dump.
720
00:26:21,815 --> 00:26:22,858
Oh, I must have
scared the
721
00:26:22,899 --> 00:26:24,442
off that lady in the bathroom
722
00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:27,737
when I threw the door open
and told her I loved her.
723
00:26:29,906 --> 00:26:31,491
He loves me?
724
00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,075
Sorry. False alarm.
725
00:26:33,117 --> 00:26:34,577
- I don't love you.
- Uh, I got to go.
726
00:26:34,619 --> 00:26:36,371
Can you delete this
so I can leave
727
00:26:36,412 --> 00:26:37,914
- a message for Maeby?
- It's good. She's fine.
728
00:26:37,956 --> 00:26:39,916
And soon, the lovers arrived
729
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:42,878
and discovered the joys
of their new desert home,
730
00:26:42,919 --> 00:26:46,006
dancing and making love
all night.
731
00:26:46,046 --> 00:26:49,133
Now, that time...
732
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,011
was also very quick.
733
00:26:51,051 --> 00:26:54,597
And now we've freed the night up
to dance again.
734
00:26:54,639 --> 00:26:55,849
- Come on.
- Oh. Okay.
735
00:26:55,891 --> 00:26:57,350
And the next day,
736
00:26:57,392 --> 00:26:59,227
Lindsay awoke
to discover the destiny
737
00:26:59,268 --> 00:27:03,231
foretold to her in India
in drab colors before her.
738
00:27:03,272 --> 00:27:05,191
Get away from her.
739
00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:06,317
Don't mess with her!
740
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,527
She's none of your business.
741
00:27:07,569 --> 00:27:09,237
Thank you.
742
00:27:09,278 --> 00:27:11,322
I said get away from her,
you slut!
743
00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:12,281
You're scaring the bird.
744
00:27:12,323 --> 00:27:13,825
No, no, Mom.
745
00:27:13,867 --> 00:27:15,535
Mom, she's with us.
746
00:27:15,577 --> 00:27:17,620
She lives with us now.
747
00:27:17,662 --> 00:27:20,957
And, Mom,
she tells me she's pretty.
748
00:27:20,999 --> 00:27:24,044
I have the worst shaman.
749
00:27:31,509 --> 00:27:35,471
The defense calls to the
oyster bar thing where they sit
750
00:27:35,513 --> 00:27:37,223
the adopted daughter,
Lindsay Bluth.
751
00:27:37,265 --> 00:27:39,768
Another chair is empty
752
00:27:39,809 --> 00:27:41,310
- at Lucille's trial.
- Lindsay...
753
00:27:41,352 --> 00:27:43,187
Mr. Zuckerkorn,
754
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:46,315
Shrimp-Shooter Nights
starts in 15 minutes.
755
00:27:46,357 --> 00:27:47,567
Is your witness going to appear?
756
00:27:47,609 --> 00:27:49,611
"Appear."
757
00:27:49,652 --> 00:27:52,697
Oh, I thought the one
on the pier was a Bubba Gump's.
758
00:27:54,323 --> 00:27:56,659
And, in an effort
to be less glamorous,
759
00:27:56,701 --> 00:27:59,704
Lindsay cuts her hair
only to discover,
760
00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:02,415
- much to her frustration...
- Great. Even cuter.
761
00:28:02,457 --> 00:28:04,500
And Tobias becomes addicted
762
00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,378
- to his new profession.
- I'm an addict, and I'm starving.
763
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,714
Yes, you are starving,
so would you like some butter?
764
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,091
I could give you some butter,
765
00:28:11,173 --> 00:28:14,010
and, uh, you can pay for it
w-with a shoe.
766
00:28:14,052 --> 00:28:15,762
Um... I'm sorry, but, uh,
767
00:28:15,804 --> 00:28:18,306
his guy's not giving my guy
anything, uh, to react to.
768
00:28:18,347 --> 00:28:20,850
Uh, could I get some more
of that, uh, acting juice?
769
00:28:21,262 --> 00:28:23,939
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