1 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,654 NARRATOR: George Michael Bluth had never been 2 00:00:12,696 --> 00:00:14,156 - more popular. - GEORGE MICHAEL (laughing): No. 3 00:00:14,198 --> 00:00:15,699 He was surrounded by people 4 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:18,285 who were thrilled to be in his company. 5 00:00:18,327 --> 00:00:19,744 Carlos was just... tickling me. 6 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,454 They're almost out of root beer. 7 00:00:21,496 --> 00:00:23,498 So I got you one with the last bit of root beer 8 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:25,209 because I remember that somebody was saying that, um, 9 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:26,626 George Michael likes root beer. 10 00:00:26,668 --> 00:00:28,503 And as his business was taking off... 11 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:30,005 I do. Thanks a lot. 12 00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:31,715 You guys don't have to do all this, you know? 13 00:00:31,756 --> 00:00:32,883 This was just a little get-together for my girlfriend 14 00:00:32,924 --> 00:00:34,759 to show her I'm doing well, you know? 15 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,094 - ... so was his romantic life. - Show her I'm an adult. 16 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:37,304 Hey, stop it! 17 00:00:37,346 --> 00:00:38,680 You're dead, man, you are so dead. 18 00:00:38,722 --> 00:00:40,724 That was the last root beer snow cone. 19 00:00:40,765 --> 00:00:42,142 I got that for him, Carlos. 20 00:00:42,184 --> 00:00:43,643 Teach you for being such a kiss ass, Terry. 21 00:00:43,685 --> 00:00:44,895 And it was an ex-Bluth Company employee... 22 00:00:44,936 --> 00:00:46,730 TOM: Come on, you guys, not cool. 23 00:00:46,771 --> 00:00:48,773 Who was the most grateful to be in his company. 24 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:50,901 - Want any of these? - No, I'm fine. 25 00:00:50,942 --> 00:00:53,028 You know, I really appreciate you guys doing all this. 26 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:55,155 I just wish I understood... 27 00:00:55,197 --> 00:00:56,823 why. 28 00:00:56,865 --> 00:00:59,159 That's why... because you could ask us 29 00:00:59,201 --> 00:01:01,078 why we do this, and mean it. 30 00:01:01,119 --> 00:01:04,122 The fact that you could be so down to earth... 31 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:05,623 CARLOS: And look so young. 32 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,584 While you're starting this giant company. 33 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:09,669 You created an opportunity many of us 34 00:01:09,711 --> 00:01:11,462 thought we'd never have again. 35 00:01:13,298 --> 00:01:15,508 See that's the part I don't understand, Carlos. 36 00:01:15,550 --> 00:01:17,177 You know my name! What's his name? 37 00:01:17,219 --> 00:01:18,720 - You're the kiss-ass, Carlos. - What's his name? 38 00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:20,138 Okay, guys, I'm gonna learn all your names. 39 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,681 - I promise. - REBEL: George. 40 00:01:21,723 --> 00:01:23,350 - And that's when he heard what - Rebel. 41 00:01:23,392 --> 00:01:25,560 - Had become his name. - What is all this? 42 00:01:25,602 --> 00:01:26,895 Oh, it's just a little surprise. 43 00:01:26,937 --> 00:01:28,605 - You did this for me? - Yes! 44 00:01:28,646 --> 00:01:30,399 Well... well, they did it for me, but... 45 00:01:30,439 --> 00:01:33,318 but only because they knew I wanted to do something for you. 46 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,113 Maybe we could talk without your friends. 47 00:01:36,154 --> 00:01:37,614 I mean, these guys aren't really my friends, you know. 48 00:01:37,655 --> 00:01:38,823 I barely know their names. (laughs) 49 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,825 I mean, I know Carlos, but... 50 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,536 only because of that old song "Carlos the Tickle Monster." 51 00:01:43,578 --> 00:01:45,080 Wait, what song is that? 52 00:01:45,122 --> 00:01:47,540 Oh, god, I knew he made that up. 53 00:01:47,582 --> 00:01:49,418 But it did help me remember. 54 00:01:49,459 --> 00:01:50,961 Anyway, don't worry about these guys... they're not listening 55 00:01:51,002 --> 00:01:52,379 to a word we're saying. 56 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:53,422 How about that kiss? 57 00:01:53,463 --> 00:01:54,839 We need to talk. 58 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:58,302 (partygoers oohing) 59 00:01:58,343 --> 00:02:00,011 NARRATOR: Now the story of a family 60 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,513 whose future was abruptly cancelled 61 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,891 and the one son who had no choice 62 00:02:04,933 --> 00:02:07,144 but to keep himself together. 63 00:02:10,355 --> 00:02:13,858 It's George Michael's Arrested Development. 64 00:02:16,361 --> 00:02:18,738 George Michael's life was very different 65 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,740 months before developing 66 00:02:20,782 --> 00:02:22,326 the software program that would 67 00:02:22,367 --> 00:02:24,244 change his life. 68 00:02:24,286 --> 00:02:26,413 ♪ Those balls in the air ♪ 69 00:02:26,455 --> 00:02:30,250 ♪ Those balls in the air. ♪ 70 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,545 - (music stops) - And... 71 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,589 that's where the song should've ended. 72 00:02:36,631 --> 00:02:38,633 So I guess we all got a little carried away. 73 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:40,760 Are you sure? We all ended at the same time. 74 00:02:40,802 --> 00:02:42,762 Yeah, well, it's because you all sped up together. 75 00:02:42,804 --> 00:02:44,014 (laughs) Now, you know if I was 76 00:02:44,055 --> 00:02:45,556 playing in your band, I would say, 77 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,225 "Hey, you know, let's do the whole fast and loose 78 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,393 with tempo thing." 79 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:49,436 But this is about my demo tape 80 00:02:49,478 --> 00:02:50,519 to Juilliard and they've got 81 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,147 to dig what I do so much 82 00:02:52,189 --> 00:02:54,316 that they start an entire department for wood block. 83 00:02:54,358 --> 00:02:55,692 So I'm sorry guys. 84 00:02:55,733 --> 00:02:57,152 And you're leaving, okay. 85 00:02:57,194 --> 00:02:58,153 They left early. 86 00:02:58,195 --> 00:02:59,696 Proves my point. 87 00:02:59,737 --> 00:03:01,906 She was cute. 88 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,241 They were playing way too loud anyway, right? 89 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,284 Could you even hear the wood block? 90 00:03:04,326 --> 00:03:05,452 Right at the end. 91 00:03:05,494 --> 00:03:07,371 We could record you separately, 92 00:03:07,412 --> 00:03:08,705 and then mix it louder on the computer. 93 00:03:08,746 --> 00:03:10,207 Well, then I'm not playing in a band. 94 00:03:10,248 --> 00:03:11,875 I mean, the whole point of the band 95 00:03:11,916 --> 00:03:13,793 is to showcase my amazing internal clock. 96 00:03:13,835 --> 00:03:15,586 You know, that's something you have to be born with. 97 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:17,088 Or bred with. 98 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,216 Which was the case with George Michael. 99 00:03:19,257 --> 00:03:22,219 Who, as a small child, appeared in a promotional video 100 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:24,429 for a developmental tool called "BabyTock" 101 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:27,474 BabyTock! will give your child a head start at math. 102 00:03:27,516 --> 00:03:30,435 And if I were a doctor, I would guarantee you 103 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:34,022 that it would also boost their brain power 110%. 104 00:03:34,064 --> 00:03:36,900 That's a lot of brain power. 105 00:03:36,941 --> 00:03:39,277 You've been using BabyTock!, correct? 106 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,571 - For how long? - TRACEY: For two months. 107 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:44,949 But George Michael really enjoys listening to the sound. 108 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,784 And would you say it's... 109 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:49,037 changed the power of his brain? 110 00:03:49,079 --> 00:03:51,331 Uh, well, that's impossible... 111 00:03:51,373 --> 00:03:53,291 LUCILLE: To deny. 112 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,877 I've always wanted a smart baby. 113 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:57,962 This thing really works, George. 114 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,257 In fact it came from something that didn't. 115 00:04:00,298 --> 00:04:04,428 So we're stuck with 5,000 of these worthless corn-ballers? 116 00:04:04,469 --> 00:04:06,971 When they were looking to recoup some of their costs 117 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,640 after an ill-fated foray 118 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:12,143 into the fry-at-home snack-food market. 119 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,103 Whoa, whoa. 120 00:04:13,144 --> 00:04:14,854 They're not worthless. 121 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:16,773 You know? The timer still works. 122 00:04:16,814 --> 00:04:19,359 There's no numbers on it, but it's very loud, so... 123 00:04:19,401 --> 00:04:22,695 Perfect for those who like the sound of a clock, 124 00:04:22,737 --> 00:04:24,072 but don't know their numbers. 125 00:04:24,114 --> 00:04:25,407 That's good. 126 00:04:25,449 --> 00:04:27,534 We'll sell this to baby... (yells) 127 00:04:27,576 --> 00:04:29,619 Mother of (bleep)! 128 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,704 We should put these in cribs. 129 00:04:31,746 --> 00:04:33,623 That's not a half puny thought. 130 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:34,916 GEORGE MICHAEL: And that Julliard thing is 131 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:36,126 confidential from my Dad by the way. 132 00:04:36,167 --> 00:04:37,544 He's never gonna want me to pursue 133 00:04:37,586 --> 00:04:39,588 - a career in... - Hitting a block of wood. 134 00:04:39,629 --> 00:04:41,381 Music, yes 135 00:04:41,423 --> 00:04:43,425 You know, he still thinks of me as the same George Michael 136 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:44,759 that I was before my life 137 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,261 blew apart, you know? 138 00:04:46,303 --> 00:04:47,971 Before the world cracked me open 139 00:04:48,012 --> 00:04:50,223 and I became the guy that you're looking at now. 140 00:04:50,265 --> 00:04:51,933 George Michael 2.0. 141 00:04:51,975 --> 00:04:54,102 God, I hate my name. 142 00:04:54,144 --> 00:04:55,686 The last five years 143 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,439 had been a whirlwind for George Michael. 144 00:04:57,481 --> 00:05:00,358 He celebrated going off to college 145 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,692 - at a party with his family. - Hey! Next week, huh? 146 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:04,571 - Congratulations! - Thanks. 147 00:05:04,613 --> 00:05:07,407 - We are so proud. - We have a little something for you. 148 00:05:07,449 --> 00:05:08,992 Oh, no, you don't have to do anything. 149 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:11,453 I mean, you threw me this... meeting. 150 00:05:11,495 --> 00:05:13,997 Little something-something... 151 00:05:14,038 --> 00:05:15,457 to buy a car. 152 00:05:15,499 --> 00:05:17,167 (laughs): Oh, God, really? 153 00:05:19,043 --> 00:05:20,337 - No! - GEORGE: Yes. 154 00:05:20,378 --> 00:05:22,506 - Maeby! - (Maeby laughs) 155 00:05:22,547 --> 00:05:24,299 But the party wouldn't last long. 156 00:05:24,341 --> 00:05:25,425 - (door opens) - MICHAEL: You know what? 157 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:26,968 I am done with this family. 158 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:28,428 I hope you've saved some money, 159 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:30,221 'cause you're going to need every dime now. 160 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,848 What's this? 161 00:05:31,889 --> 00:05:33,766 Return it... or rip it up. 162 00:05:33,808 --> 00:05:35,143 - Michael. - Come on. 163 00:05:35,185 --> 00:05:36,520 Give it a rip. 164 00:05:36,561 --> 00:05:38,855 Rip it up... right down the center. 165 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:47,905 That's it. Rip it. 166 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,407 Couple more. 167 00:05:50,659 --> 00:05:52,076 Did you get it? 168 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:53,453 Proud of you. 169 00:05:53,495 --> 00:05:54,745 Happy birthday. 170 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:56,498 - GOB: Happy birthday, George Michael. - Happy birthday. 171 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:59,125 ALL: * Happy birthday to you * 172 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:01,545 - * Happy birthday to you... * - But don't worry. 173 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:04,589 Michael did make sure his son got a car... 174 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:07,133 Get out of here. 175 00:06:07,175 --> 00:06:10,719 As he sent him off to college. 176 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,222 And although he arrived at college 177 00:06:12,263 --> 00:06:13,806 without his possessions, 178 00:06:13,848 --> 00:06:16,976 he was finally at a place where he felt 179 00:06:17,018 --> 00:06:18,936 - he'd fit in. - (Metallic screeching) 180 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,063 MAN: Hey, hey, check it out. 181 00:06:20,104 --> 00:06:21,856 (onlookers laughing) 182 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:24,733 (truck door closes) 183 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:28,905 (George Michael laughing) 184 00:06:28,946 --> 00:06:31,074 N... no. 185 00:06:31,115 --> 00:06:32,741 No, no. 186 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:35,495 (laughs): What? 187 00:06:38,248 --> 00:06:40,124 In his Freshman year, George Michael 188 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,086 - hit the ground running. - Sorry. 189 00:06:43,127 --> 00:06:44,795 He was breaking some of the old taboos. 190 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,465 - Let's make it a... Pepsi. - Drinking Pepsi in the morning. 191 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:50,301 So, it's a breakfast combo with a Pepsi. 192 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,469 Sometimes having eggs at night. 193 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,555 How about some eggs? 194 00:06:53,597 --> 00:06:55,348 Oh, excuse me, I forgot it wasn't morning. 195 00:06:55,390 --> 00:06:57,475 He was soon finding that others enjoyed his sense of humor. 196 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,686 (laughing): I forgot it wasn't morning. 197 00:06:59,728 --> 00:07:01,479 A present from his Uncle Gob elevated 198 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,106 - his newfound confidence. - Hi. 199 00:07:03,147 --> 00:07:05,358 My uncle is a magician. 200 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,068 Before diminishing it. 201 00:07:08,777 --> 00:07:10,614 But before he knew it 202 00:07:10,655 --> 00:07:12,657 sophomore year was upon him, 203 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,326 - and everything got turned up to 11. - Boom! 204 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,705 And that's what we call only being behind by three. 205 00:07:18,747 --> 00:07:20,457 So then that stuff's all going on with this Sitwell company. 206 00:07:20,498 --> 00:07:23,501 And then... we end up playing them in a softball game. 207 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,045 Highlights... loyal friends. 208 00:07:26,087 --> 00:07:27,672 I'm like, "How can that... ?" 209 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,549 Romance. 210 00:07:29,591 --> 00:07:30,675 (muffled): Becky. 211 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:32,176 Betrayal. 212 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,762 Becky? 213 00:07:33,803 --> 00:07:35,096 What's up, Ray? 214 00:07:35,138 --> 00:07:36,473 You guys broke up. 215 00:07:36,514 --> 00:07:39,392 Oh, thanks, Ray, I almost forgot. 216 00:07:41,311 --> 00:07:42,687 The triumph of friendship. 217 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:43,854 - What's up, Ray? - Hey. 218 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,149 Oh, thanks, Ray, I almost forgot. 219 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:47,776 You know who I was thinking about before you sat down? 220 00:07:47,817 --> 00:07:49,068 - What? - Becky. 221 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:50,445 Do you remember? 222 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:52,863 And as surely as stability returned, 223 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:56,493 junior year ushered in a new era of experimentation... 224 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:57,994 It's all about the science of kissing 225 00:07:58,035 --> 00:07:59,537 between a man and a woman. 226 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,122 That always has fascinated me. 227 00:08:01,164 --> 00:08:02,540 Oh, good. Sheila will take you. 228 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,041 As George Michael tried to compensate 229 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,544 for the lack of income from his father 230 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:09,339 by volunteering for experiments. 231 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:11,257 Hi. 232 00:08:11,299 --> 00:08:15,094 So I don't run off? 233 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:17,472 - I hope you're not feeling too awkward. - Oh, don't be crazy. 234 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:20,057 - Okay. - Now when the mouth to mouth test begins, 235 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:23,269 I'm gonna be yelling out letters that indicate mouth movements. 236 00:08:23,311 --> 00:08:24,813 What I need you to do is just give me 237 00:08:24,854 --> 00:08:26,481 on a scale of one to ten your pleasure level. 238 00:08:26,523 --> 00:08:28,775 - Fine. - Ten being the most pleasurable, one the least. 239 00:08:28,817 --> 00:08:30,610 Let's hope we get to ten. 240 00:08:30,652 --> 00:08:33,488 - Well, work our way up to it. - Bringing in the mouth unit! 241 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:35,824 And that's when he realized what the straps were for. 242 00:08:35,865 --> 00:08:39,202 Is that... ? Okay, I guess it's not, uh, not gonna be a person. 243 00:08:39,243 --> 00:08:41,162 - And C? - I think one on C. 244 00:08:41,204 --> 00:08:43,331 - M? M? - Oh, one on... 245 00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:45,875 - M? - One for sure on... one. 246 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,210 - And Z? - One. 247 00:08:47,251 --> 00:08:48,336 - N? - One. 248 00:08:48,378 --> 00:08:50,171 - F? F? - One. One. 249 00:08:50,213 --> 00:08:52,632 But it wasn't until his year abroad 250 00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:55,051 that George Michael got an education in life. 251 00:08:58,054 --> 00:09:01,224 Because after a year of trying not to be an imposing guest 252 00:09:01,265 --> 00:09:02,684 in his new country, 253 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:04,602 he was ready 254 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:08,272 for a summer that would end up turning his life upside down... 255 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,400 (both yelling in Spanish) 256 00:09:13,236 --> 00:09:15,530 when the woman whose children he was nannying... 257 00:09:16,698 --> 00:09:18,199 (screams) 258 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:20,034 opened him up sexually. 259 00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:22,495 Hey, hey, did Ernesto get his 4:00? 260 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,248 The drones are coming. 261 00:09:25,289 --> 00:09:26,999 Nothing matters now. 262 00:09:32,922 --> 00:09:35,007 - Why do you kiss like this? - Like what? 263 00:09:35,049 --> 00:09:37,260 The teeth, they must not be used like this. 264 00:09:37,301 --> 00:09:39,136 It was actually a jaw and lip 265 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:41,431 retraction issue, but she had neither a command 266 00:09:41,472 --> 00:09:44,601 of the language nor the data that we do. 267 00:09:45,727 --> 00:09:47,061 You make love like a boy. 268 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,563 Spanish, speak to me in Spanish. 269 00:09:48,605 --> 00:09:50,481 Because the only way that college credit is 270 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,733 actually activated is if I have... 271 00:09:51,775 --> 00:09:54,360 - Dominarme. - Cook... cook at... 272 00:09:54,402 --> 00:09:55,986 - Cooking at you? - Overpower me. 273 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,072 Oh, yes, make me cry. 274 00:09:58,114 --> 00:09:59,449 You're a terrible mother. 275 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,284 (high-pitched crying) 276 00:10:01,325 --> 00:10:03,661 And so it was a very different George Michael 277 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,330 that returned to school for senior year. 278 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,250 Eager to unleash his new 279 00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:12,545 overt sexuality on an unsuspecting campus. 280 00:10:12,587 --> 00:10:13,922 (laughs) Hey, man. 281 00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:15,715 It gets better. 282 00:10:15,757 --> 00:10:16,883 (people laughing) 283 00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:18,342 And for George Michael, 284 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,720 senior year did get better. 285 00:10:20,762 --> 00:10:22,680 - He was like a king - I sort of feel like a king 286 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,933 - returning to his castle... - Returning to his castle. 287 00:10:24,974 --> 00:10:26,810 Only to discover that they thought 288 00:10:26,851 --> 00:10:28,436 he was two kings. 289 00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:29,938 Welcome to your castle. 290 00:10:29,979 --> 00:10:32,899 And they had doubled the size of his castle. 291 00:10:32,941 --> 00:10:34,233 Double castle. 292 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:36,110 BOTH: Can't wait to meet Michael, George. 293 00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:38,195 It would be the perfect backdrop 294 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,698 to unveil George Michael 2.0. 295 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,325 GEORGE MICHAEL: Todo mio. 296 00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:45,286 Todo mia? 297 00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:47,413 Mio. 298 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,169 - (knocking) - But George Michael's development was about 299 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:54,712 - to be forestalled. - Hey. 300 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,256 - Dad. - Pete died. 301 00:10:57,298 --> 00:10:59,592 Oh, God. 302 00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:02,052 - Uh, who's, uh, Pete? - Don't worry about it. 303 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,805 Don't you worry about it. 304 00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:05,097 I like this. 305 00:11:05,139 --> 00:11:06,641 - I like the mustache. - Oh, yeah. 306 00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:08,643 - Oh... it's kind of fun. - That's great. 307 00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:09,936 Probably gonna want to shave it off 308 00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:11,604 before the start of next quarter. 309 00:11:11,646 --> 00:11:13,147 Otherwise, they're gonna think you're a musician, huh? 310 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,274 But I love it... dude. 311 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,068 GEORGE MICHAEL: I'm never going to be 312 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,445 louder than an electric guitar. 313 00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:20,780 Maybe using a band to showcase 314 00:11:20,822 --> 00:11:22,532 my wood block skill is a dumb idea. 315 00:11:22,573 --> 00:11:24,158 P-HOUND: Too bad there's no such thing 316 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,869 as an electric wood block. 317 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:28,663 GEORGE MICHAEL: That sounds like a mother of an invention. 318 00:11:28,705 --> 00:11:30,665 NARRATOR: And so they set to work 319 00:11:30,707 --> 00:11:32,542 inventing a downloadable app 320 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,627 that would allow one to play an electronic version 321 00:11:34,669 --> 00:11:36,462 of a wood block on their smartphone. 322 00:11:36,504 --> 00:11:38,339 You see, that's important. 323 00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:39,757 Well, that's what it is. 324 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,384 So it's basically like you'll always 325 00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:42,760 have a wood block with you. 326 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,722 I can't believe nobody's ever done this. 327 00:11:45,763 --> 00:11:48,140 A quick something search would have shown the guys 328 00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:51,895 that there were already three wood block apps on the market. 329 00:11:51,936 --> 00:11:53,813 So, there are three on the market. 330 00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:55,606 Which they did. 331 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,316 (George Michael speaking Spanish) 332 00:11:57,358 --> 00:11:58,860 But even after doing that search, 333 00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:00,277 they were undeterred. 334 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,572 Download them. Come on, let's do it. 335 00:12:02,613 --> 00:12:04,657 I hope we're not doing this on my account. 336 00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:06,325 No, we're doing it so that we can see 337 00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:07,618 what the competition is like. 338 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,662 No, I mean on my iTunes account. 339 00:12:09,704 --> 00:12:11,039 It's 99 cents. 340 00:12:11,079 --> 00:12:12,498 Yeah, times three. 341 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,291 And soon, they realized 342 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,461 what kind of competition they were up against. 343 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,800 Well, these are a (bleep) joke. 344 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,552 - (laughing): I know. - Where are the mallet options? 345 00:12:24,594 --> 00:12:27,095 There's no choice of wood weight or grain type. 346 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,806 There's no diameter hole option. 347 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,433 I mean, what is this, BabyTock? 348 00:12:30,474 --> 00:12:31,768 - BabyTock? - You know, the sharp 349 00:12:31,809 --> 00:12:33,561 metal box that you put in the crib. 350 00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:35,271 Is that not a well-known... ? 351 00:12:35,312 --> 00:12:37,105 - But this is fine. - And they set to work. 352 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,482 No, I understand that. I get that. 353 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,526 But it just seems like you're leaving a hole 354 00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:41,819 just right in the middle of the block. 355 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,821 It won't be a block on anything 3G. 356 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,990 Although some of the work had to happen outside the room. 357 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,825 Buddy, is that schoolwork? 358 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,159 Which was challenging. 359 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:52,663 And soon, they were close to finishing an app 360 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,082 they had decided to call... 361 00:12:54,122 --> 00:12:55,750 Woodblock. 362 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,334 It's taken. 363 00:12:58,419 --> 00:13:00,170 Blockwood. 364 00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:02,465 It's taken. 365 00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:04,008 And that's when he came up with... 366 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,217 Block of Wood? 367 00:13:05,259 --> 00:13:06,636 - Which was also taken. - Wow. 368 00:13:06,677 --> 00:13:08,512 - Block-block? - No. 369 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,222 People are going to think we're in the chicken-noise business. 370 00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:11,641 How is that a chicken noise? 371 00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:14,142 You know... well, it's kind of hard to do 372 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:17,105 in these matador pants, but, you know... 373 00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:19,649 - Block-bl... - (over phone): Fakeblock is available. 374 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:20,900 Do you want Fakeblock? 375 00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:22,693 Oh, uh, okay. They have Fakeblock. 376 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,320 Okay, yes, we'll take that. 377 00:13:24,361 --> 00:13:26,447 No problem. That's no problem. 378 00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:28,365 Could you hang on to that for me, please? 379 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,868 And I'll call you back. Thank you. 380 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,370 It's $5,000 for the domain name, 381 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,332 and then there's this whole XML Web site fee. 382 00:13:36,373 --> 00:13:37,583 I got the last one. 383 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,376 That was 99 cents. 384 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,711 Times three. 385 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,421 And George Michael realized 386 00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:44,007 he needed to bring in some cash. 387 00:13:44,048 --> 00:13:45,508 We actually have a variety of subjects 388 00:13:45,549 --> 00:13:47,384 that high school students need tutoring in. 389 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,970 If you want to just take a look at that list 390 00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:50,680 and let me know if there's anything there 391 00:13:50,721 --> 00:13:52,598 - that you've handled before. - There was... 392 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,058 although George Michael 393 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,977 couldn't imagine it was the same Maeby. 394 00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:58,980 Is this "F" in "Maeby F." her last name or her grade? 395 00:13:59,022 --> 00:14:00,773 Oh, it's her last name. 396 00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:02,232 But her most recent grade is... 397 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:06,029 well, this just shows an Elvis Presley head. 398 00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:08,823 So, that bad? 399 00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:10,324 I'll take her. 400 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,993 Stay on top of her. 401 00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:14,286 You may need to ride her pretty hard. 402 00:14:14,328 --> 00:14:16,497 Hey, you must be... 403 00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,290 What? 404 00:14:18,332 --> 00:14:20,501 - This is the girl you broke up with? - Huh? 405 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:22,545 What is this? (whispers): I can't wear this. 406 00:14:22,586 --> 00:14:24,296 Yeah, well, we dated for a while, but, you know, 407 00:14:24,338 --> 00:14:25,673 I was a kid, and I didn't know 408 00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:27,675 how to kiss yet. I don't know, 409 00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,093 for whatever reason, I listened to my dad 410 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,511 who said we shouldn't make it work. 411 00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:32,513 - Was she your first? - Cousin? No. 412 00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:34,974 Why would you... why would your mind go right to... ? No. 413 00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:36,934 No, it's just that he was right. 414 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,978 We were kids. I wasn't yet O.S. 415 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,312 - Overtly sexual. - Overtly sexual. 416 00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:42,439 Right. As I live and breathe. Crazy. 417 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,400 - That's just crazy. - (Knock on door) 418 00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:45,985 Okay, so listen. 419 00:14:46,027 --> 00:14:48,487 After I let her in, you go and try and keep my dad out. 420 00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:50,948 All right? I can't let him get in the way of this one. 421 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,075 Hey, you must be... 422 00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:53,283 But first, he had to cover his tracks. 423 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,161 - What? - This had to look like fate. 424 00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:56,704 - George Michael? - Huh? 425 00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,831 What is this? Maeby, what are you... 426 00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:01,209 doing here? 427 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,335 - As I live and breathe. - But for the phrase, "as I live 428 00:15:03,377 --> 00:15:05,088 - I thought you were the girl. - And breathe," he nailed it. 429 00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:06,756 I'm supposed to tutor a kid from... 430 00:15:06,797 --> 00:15:09,383 High school. Yeah. That's me. 431 00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,427 Crazy. That is just crazy. 432 00:15:11,468 --> 00:15:13,387 And even though George Michael wanted to seduce her, 433 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,305 he couldn't helpbut challenge 434 00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,891 her strategy for staying in high school. 435 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:19,643 But still, I mean, you have to make a living, right? 436 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,062 Don't you need an education? 437 00:15:21,104 --> 00:15:23,522 Well, don't forget... I'm a Harris. 438 00:15:23,564 --> 00:15:25,566 - Harris? - Yeah. 439 00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:27,735 Someone who "inharris" a lot of money. 440 00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:29,153 Yeah, well, you know, 441 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,405 I wouldn't put all my Anns in that basket. 442 00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,490 You know, it's fine. You don't get it. 443 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,159 You've never been a risk taker. 444 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,535 I like to (bleep) with people. 445 00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:38,037 That's what I do. 446 00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:40,748 - I'm making a statement. - P-HOUND: I love it. 447 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:41,916 MAEBY: You know, I knew you were cool 448 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,126 when I saw you wearing that shirt. 449 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,002 Thanks. 450 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,212 More betrayal. 451 00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:47,463 Oh, no, I get it, too. 452 00:15:47,504 --> 00:15:49,132 No, I love... I love it, too. 453 00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:53,302 You know, I... I love to... love now. 454 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,512 George Michael found himself 455 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,556 less overtly sexual than he'd hoped. 456 00:15:57,598 --> 00:15:59,850 I made a 40-year-old woman cry in Spain. 457 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,228 P-HOUND: I love making love to Spanish women. 458 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,980 Get out. 459 00:16:04,021 --> 00:16:06,482 And George Michael slipped back into seduction mode. 460 00:16:06,523 --> 00:16:10,278 Oh, a man, a woman... 461 00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:11,779 a bedroom. 462 00:16:11,821 --> 00:16:15,741 Let's solve for "X." 463 00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:18,035 I don't know what you're talking about. 464 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,871 Well, you know, in algebra, you have an unknown element, 465 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,082 and, uh, we call it "X," and then you have 466 00:16:23,124 --> 00:16:26,335 to solve for it to find out what number "X" is. 467 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,587 "X" isn't a number. 468 00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:30,631 So you don't even really know the basic... 469 00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:32,591 But in that moment, the urge to educate her 470 00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:34,551 was more powerful than the urge to kiss her. 471 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,263 Let me show you. I'll just show you some stuff real quick. 472 00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:40,474 All right, so if you take something like this... 3X+1=10... 473 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:42,226 And with the algebra lesson complete, 474 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,811 George Michael pivoted back 475 00:16:43,853 --> 00:16:45,855 to his overtly sexual seduction. 476 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,982 Therefore, when I say, 477 00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:52,402 "You and me in a bedroom, let's solve for 'X, '" I'm... 478 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,072 I'm stating it as a kind of formula. 479 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,490 Yeah, let's get wasted. 480 00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:58,575 Let's drink that formula. 481 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,494 (chuckling): It's not that kind of formula. 482 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,454 No, I'll show you what a formula is real quick, 483 00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:04,040 - 'cause that's very important. - (Door opens) 484 00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:05,916 - But when the door opened, - Dad? 485 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,711 George Michael's window of opportunity closed. 486 00:17:08,752 --> 00:17:11,130 Bad news... P-Hound is yanking our chain again. 487 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:12,798 - MAEBY: Uncle Michael. - MICHAEL: Oh, my God. 488 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,634 And after a brief reunion, George Michael had 489 00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:18,054 another opportunity to impress his cousin. 490 00:17:18,095 --> 00:17:20,430 He's got this privacy software, 491 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,683 keeps people from stealing your stuff. Tell her, pal. 492 00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:25,769 So its privacy software that's also anti-piracy? 493 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,647 George Michael weighed his options. 494 00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:31,859 Maeby had chastised him for not taking risks, 495 00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,944 and what would be a bigger risk 496 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,779 than perpetuating a lie about software 497 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,615 just to ignite the passions of a woman? 498 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,951 Of course, it would be a lie, 499 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,246 and since Maeby wouldn't know it was a lie, 500 00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:45,748 he wouldn't appear to be taking a risk. 501 00:17:45,789 --> 00:17:48,042 Perhaps the bigger risk was to tell his father 502 00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,418 he was lying. 503 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,878 That he came up with it 504 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,880 because he wanted his father to leave 505 00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:55,674 so he could enjoy what remained of his senior year. 506 00:17:55,716 --> 00:17:58,094 After all, he wondered, wouldn't that be 507 00:17:58,135 --> 00:18:01,264 the course of action taken by an overtly sexual man... 508 00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:04,016 a man who owns a pair of matador pants? 509 00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:07,937 He had not responded now for 41 seconds, 510 00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:10,273 according to his unfailing internal clock, 511 00:18:10,314 --> 00:18:13,109 and it was time to come clean. 512 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,568 Well, thanks. Yeah. 513 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,445 It's a... well, it's just a Boolean-driven 514 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:20,490 aggregation, really, of what programmers call "hacker traps." 515 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,493 And he found himself suddenly and effortlessly 516 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,414 tapping into a long-inbred instinct for lying. 517 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,750 A Bluth taking his first steps in deceit. 518 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,794 But the more he talked, 519 00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:33,670 the more he actually started to like the idea. 520 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,423 So, you know, in other words, when... 521 00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:37,300 when you have friends over, you know, and you're... 522 00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:38,926 you're listening to music and they want 523 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:41,387 to steal your music and copy your movies or... 524 00:18:41,429 --> 00:18:43,931 or just look at your photos, you know, this prevents that. 525 00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:47,684 It just neutralizes that so it's not even a threat anymore. 526 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,728 It's called Fakeblock. 527 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,688 - Great name. Right? - Yeah, well, you know, 528 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,065 it's super low-hanging fruit. 529 00:18:53,107 --> 00:18:54,566 Someone's going to do it. 530 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:56,693 We're just trying to be those guys, you know? 531 00:18:57,778 --> 00:18:59,196 And, impressed with his 532 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,157 - own invention... - It's a fake profile 533 00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:02,908 that leads hackers away from your actual data. 534 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,701 He set about making an impossible dream a reality. 535 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:05,953 You mean something that keeps 536 00:19:05,995 --> 00:19:07,371 everything on the Internet private 537 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,831 and protects everyone's digital rights? 538 00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,124 Yeah, I mean, think about it. 539 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,459 Everyone has something 540 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,377 that they want removed from the Internet. 541 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,212 George Michael certainly did. 542 00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:17,881 And if the new software served 543 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,967 no other person than removing this... 544 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,054 it would be worth it. 545 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,056 Ay, dios mio. 546 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,433 I mean, if we could make something like that, 547 00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:29,018 it could be bigger than Facebook. 548 00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:30,727 I mean, who wouldn't want something like that? 549 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,979 You think you can do it? 550 00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:33,605 No. 551 00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:36,108 No, of course not. No. 552 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,985 I mean, this is my chance with Maeby, 553 00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:39,903 and I can't even get rid of my own father. 554 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,572 You know, what if we just did a vote... just the roommates? 555 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,741 We do a quick vote, and it's, "Ciao, Fathero." 556 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,036 He's going to know who voted against him. 557 00:19:47,077 --> 00:19:50,706 Not if I get him to vote against himself. 558 00:19:51,665 --> 00:19:53,042 Why would he do that? 559 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,502 No, he wouldn't. He... I... 560 00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:56,128 I was just leaning back, so it looked like I... 561 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,629 I got this chair again, didn't I? 562 00:19:57,671 --> 00:20:00,174 Maybe I just need to be clear and just say, 563 00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:01,717 "I'm putting up a wall. 564 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:04,053 We need to rework our whole system here." 565 00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:06,722 Sounds like you guys are working on your privacy software, huh? 566 00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:09,558 And, long story short, Michael did end up 567 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,436 embracing the voting-out-a-roommate idea. 568 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,063 And it's, "Adios, brothiero." 569 00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:15,481 It cannot fail. 570 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,570 That was fun. 571 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:22,905 Did he look betrayed to you? 572 00:20:22,946 --> 00:20:24,407 He kind of always looks that way. 573 00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:27,326 I'm going to catch the bus. 574 00:20:27,368 --> 00:20:29,286 - Bye. - Well, uh, okay. Hey, listen. 575 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,080 Are you going to come by on Thursday or... ? 576 00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:34,124 Um, I don't think so. I have this thing in L.A. 577 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,751 Well, can you blow it off? I mean, you know, you might want 578 00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:37,503 to get "graduating high school" out of the way. 579 00:20:37,545 --> 00:20:40,423 Well, I'm getting a lifetime achievement award at this gala. 580 00:20:40,464 --> 00:20:43,509 Well, you might want to get that out of the way, too, I guess. 581 00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:44,927 Yeah. 582 00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,678 Hey, you want me to go with you to that or... ? 583 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,597 Yeah, I can pick you up at your place. 584 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,183 Oh, they're actually shooting a thing at my place. 585 00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:53,102 As it turns out, they'd end up 586 00:20:53,143 --> 00:20:54,686 - just clubbing a Thing. - Oh! 587 00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:57,106 You know what? Yeah, that might actually be a good idea. 588 00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:59,066 Because I can't bring any of my friends without 589 00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:00,484 getting permission slips from their parents. 590 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,652 Well, that's not really a problem for me. 591 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,030 Yeah, 'cause you just betrayed yours, right? 592 00:21:05,072 --> 00:21:06,949 MAEBY (chuckling): Awesome. 593 00:21:09,826 --> 00:21:12,162 George Michael and Maeby arrived 594 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,249 at a hotel busy with three separate events. 595 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,584 (people laughing) 596 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,086 GEORGE MICHAEL (laughing): No, no, no... 597 00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:22,172 Well, it's really nice to be out with you as adults, you know? 598 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,592 In Spain, they don't even eat dinner until after 11: 00 p.m. 599 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,594 Wow, Spain really changed you. 600 00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:28,053 Well, you grow up very quickly in Spain. 601 00:21:28,095 --> 00:21:29,721 Oh, my God, I know this guy. Hey. 602 00:21:29,763 --> 00:21:31,014 Hey, man. Hey. 603 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,100 - Hey, man. - Hey. 604 00:21:34,351 --> 00:21:36,562 What are you on? 605 00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:39,773 Oh, he's nobody. 606 00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:41,609 Oh. It's Justin. 607 00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:43,152 That's David Henrie. 608 00:21:43,193 --> 00:21:44,820 He's Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place. 609 00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:46,071 Hmm. 610 00:21:46,113 --> 00:21:48,365 It's on a lot in Spain. 611 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,242 Well, I'm going to go mingle with a bunch of 13-year-olds 612 00:21:50,284 --> 00:21:51,535 who think they can still play fifth grade. 613 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:52,911 - Have fun. - I'll catch up. 614 00:21:52,953 --> 00:21:54,455 And George Michael set out 615 00:21:54,497 --> 00:21:56,873 to re-unleash his overtly sexual persona. 616 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:59,793 Well, gentlemen, start your engines. 617 00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:01,962 Buenas noches, pequeño Scarlet. 618 00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:03,255 I will be needing a room, please. 619 00:22:03,297 --> 00:22:04,965 How many nights? 620 00:22:05,007 --> 00:22:06,425 Two. Sorry. No, just one night. 621 00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:08,552 I thought you were saying how many people. 622 00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:10,929 - And how many beds? - Two. 623 00:22:10,971 --> 00:22:13,140 - Two. - No. Uh, one bed. 624 00:22:13,182 --> 00:22:14,975 Why give her the option? Keep it real simple. 625 00:22:15,017 --> 00:22:17,978 One bed, one night, two people, let's solve for "X." (laughs) 626 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,022 I hate young Hollywood. 627 00:22:20,063 --> 00:22:22,483 MAEBY: It's called Fakeblock, Mort. 628 00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:24,876 - It's going to blow Schnoodle out of the water! - And it was on his way back 629 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,487 - to Maeby that he heard her say... - Fakeblock's the next big thing. 630 00:22:26,529 --> 00:22:29,657 - It's called Fakeblock! - What's this? You're talking... talking about Fakeblock? 631 00:22:29,697 --> 00:22:32,117 -Oh. How does your privacy software work? - Huh? It's private. 632 00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:34,627 And that's how George Michael not only met Rebel... 633 00:22:34,668 --> 00:22:37,421 I don't want people to know that I'm doing this. 634 00:22:37,463 --> 00:22:38,838 But finally found a way to prove 635 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,425 to Maeby that he was a risk taker. 636 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:44,010 Yes. Yes. George Maharis. 637 00:22:44,052 --> 00:22:46,555 Only to discover, moments later... 638 00:22:46,597 --> 00:22:47,765 - Perfecto! - ... that she was dating 639 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:50,726 - an even bigger risk taker. - De nada. 640 00:22:50,768 --> 00:22:52,978 That's my undercover cop boyfriend. 641 00:22:53,019 --> 00:22:54,396 I'm trying to get him in bed. 642 00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:55,813 Boyfriend? 643 00:22:55,855 --> 00:22:59,359 So funny that didn't come up in the car. 644 00:22:59,401 --> 00:23:01,528 So, how does it work? 645 00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:03,863 Huh? How does what work? 646 00:23:03,905 --> 00:23:05,658 Your privacy software. 647 00:23:05,699 --> 00:23:08,285 How does it protect you from piracy? 648 00:23:08,327 --> 00:23:09,953 Oh, I don't know. 649 00:23:09,995 --> 00:23:12,247 Don't worry about it. 650 00:23:12,289 --> 00:23:15,167 No, no, no. No, you really piqued my interest. 651 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:17,628 I'm sorry. 652 00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:20,172 And discouraged that he'd lost Maeby, 653 00:23:20,213 --> 00:23:23,300 he tried to salvage his night 654 00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:25,678 by taking a picture of Gibby from "iCarly." 655 00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:28,096 As he was doing this, however, this happened. 656 00:23:28,138 --> 00:23:30,516 (loud explosion, people screaming) 657 00:23:30,557 --> 00:23:33,185 The explosion caused an electrical surge 658 00:23:33,226 --> 00:23:35,646 rendering the Schnoodle software inoperable. 659 00:23:35,688 --> 00:23:38,357 Which, to those who saw him, 660 00:23:38,398 --> 00:23:40,651 seemed like a genius act of cyber sabotage, 661 00:23:40,693 --> 00:23:42,944 which led to this. 662 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,823 - What happened? - Ah, it's dead. 663 00:23:45,863 --> 00:23:48,325 That geek Maharis destroyed the whole thing. 664 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,994 And you know why? Just because he could. 665 00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:53,871 Those Internet geniuses... that's what they do. I'm ruined. 666 00:23:53,913 --> 00:23:56,166 I'll probably never get to drive the Schnoodle car. 667 00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,001 We should work together. 668 00:23:58,043 --> 00:23:59,628 - No. - Smart. 669 00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:04,257 And a few days later, it would lead to this. 670 00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:06,593 I'm John Beard. Here's your 15 seconds of news. 671 00:24:06,635 --> 00:24:08,178 Fakeblock's mystery man, George Maharis, 672 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:10,430 may have just found a way to screw a cap 673 00:24:10,472 --> 00:24:13,183 on the Internet, and investors are lining up 674 00:24:13,225 --> 00:24:14,810 to fill the company's tank with money, 675 00:24:14,852 --> 00:24:16,478 even though he himself remains anonymous. 676 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,314 That's all the news that's fit to pump. I quit. 677 00:24:19,356 --> 00:24:21,400 NARRATOR: By the time 678 00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:23,360 George Michael returned tocampus, 679 00:24:23,402 --> 00:24:26,196 even his roommate had heard of George Maharis' Fakeblock. 680 00:24:26,238 --> 00:24:27,740 This George Maharis guy stole our name, 681 00:24:27,781 --> 00:24:29,700 but we have it registered, 682 00:24:29,742 --> 00:24:31,493 so we can sell it to him for a fortune. 683 00:24:31,535 --> 00:24:32,745 No, I am George Maharis! 684 00:24:32,786 --> 00:24:34,204 I'm behind the whole thing. 685 00:24:34,246 --> 00:24:35,748 I... I wanted to impress Maeby, 686 00:24:35,789 --> 00:24:37,999 so I told her that I created this privacy software. 687 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,668 Why would you do that? 688 00:24:39,710 --> 00:24:41,378 You know, it's like the time that you told that girl 689 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:43,088 that you were George Takei's son. 690 00:24:43,129 --> 00:24:45,716 Well, it's too late. This thing's taking off. 691 00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:48,677 They're saying Fakeblock knocked out Schnoodle. 692 00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,512 That was a coincidence. It must have been a power surge. 693 00:24:50,554 --> 00:24:52,681 Well, we got to get something... at least 694 00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:54,307 get our five grand back. 695 00:24:54,349 --> 00:24:56,059 Well, I put in the five grand, you put in three dollars. 696 00:24:56,101 --> 00:24:58,061 Well, you may have put in the most money to Fakeblock, 697 00:24:58,103 --> 00:24:59,813 but I put in the first three dollars, 698 00:24:59,855 --> 00:25:01,273 so that makes you a hop-on. 699 00:25:01,314 --> 00:25:02,982 No, you're the hop-on, Paul, 700 00:25:03,024 --> 00:25:05,569 and I know exactly who you're trying to hop on to. 701 00:25:05,611 --> 00:25:07,195 - Maeby. - Maeby. 702 00:25:07,237 --> 00:25:10,741 Yeah, well, you know she's dating a cop, right? 703 00:25:10,783 --> 00:25:12,242 - Yeah, she likes risk takers, like the P... -MAEBY: Hi. 704 00:25:12,284 --> 00:25:13,869 Hound... 705 00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:16,121 Keep moving. Can you believe this? 706 00:25:16,162 --> 00:25:18,039 - Maeby was excited... - Fakeblock! It's exploding! 707 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,875 - ... but George Michael knew - I got my PR company fanning it 708 00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:21,334 the stakes were too high for him to continue the lie. 709 00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:22,502 And I even cashed in a favor 710 00:25:22,544 --> 00:25:23,629 to get us mentioned on "Mad Money." 711 00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:25,046 You know, I think we just might want 712 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,132 to slow down a little bit on the whole Fakeblock thing 713 00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:29,092 'cause I'm still not 100% finished with it. 714 00:25:29,134 --> 00:25:30,469 Well, how finished are you with it? 715 00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:32,721 200%? 500% 716 00:25:32,763 --> 00:25:34,264 I also feel like I'm not 100% finished 717 00:25:34,306 --> 00:25:35,933 - with your math tutoring. - And then Maeby said something 718 00:25:35,973 --> 00:25:39,853 - that made his change his mind. - Do we have those books here? 719 00:25:39,895 --> 00:25:41,396 MAEBY: I trust you, George Michael. 720 00:25:41,438 --> 00:25:42,481 I would not get into bed with you 721 00:25:42,522 --> 00:25:43,941 on this thing if I didn't trust you. 722 00:25:43,981 --> 00:25:47,193 No. Yeah, of... of course you can trust me in bed. 723 00:25:47,235 --> 00:25:48,946 No, I mean, I trust you not to take advantage of me. 724 00:25:48,986 --> 00:25:52,407 No. I wouldn't. We would... we would just lie there. 725 00:25:52,449 --> 00:25:55,076 We'd just lie there? I mean, I'm talking about business. 726 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,497 So am I. That's why we would just lie there. 727 00:25:58,538 --> 00:26:00,624 Okay. (laughs) 'Cause I was going to say, 728 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:02,083 when you become an Internet billionaire, 729 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,544 you could do whatever you want with me in bed. 730 00:26:04,586 --> 00:26:06,588 It was that. That's what made him change his mind. 731 00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:08,882 - I will. I will. - And if it was so wrong to lie, 732 00:26:08,924 --> 00:26:11,134 surely he would receive some sort of sign. 733 00:26:11,176 --> 00:26:12,970 Oh, hey, I should get this. 734 00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:15,263 - But that wasn't it. - Hi, Uncle Gob. 735 00:26:15,305 --> 00:26:16,682 That was his uncle Gob wanting to meet him at a gay club 736 00:26:16,723 --> 00:26:18,266 - to tell him his father - I need to see you tonight. 737 00:26:18,308 --> 00:26:20,602 - Was anxious to see him. - It's about your father and you. 738 00:26:20,644 --> 00:26:22,061 Really? Is... is he upset? 739 00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:24,773 - GOB: Do I seem like a clown to you? - I got it. 740 00:26:24,815 --> 00:26:26,358 George Michael was worried, and even more so, 741 00:26:26,399 --> 00:26:28,610 when he caught up with his uncle at a magic club. 742 00:26:28,652 --> 00:26:30,362 That Fakeblock thing will scrub it away. 743 00:26:30,403 --> 00:26:31,989 You know about Fakeblock? You know that's my software. 744 00:26:32,029 --> 00:26:34,407 I wonder if my dad thinks I'm blowing him off 745 00:26:34,449 --> 00:26:36,493 because that's starting to take off now. 746 00:26:36,535 --> 00:26:38,411 Well, you should go find out 'cause I do know 747 00:26:38,453 --> 00:26:40,706 that your dad is really, really, really upset with you. 748 00:26:40,747 --> 00:26:42,499 He is upset? I asked you that. 749 00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:44,668 That was literally the first thing I asked you. 750 00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:46,712 So you're giving me these crazy... 751 00:26:46,753 --> 00:26:48,171 Mad? 752 00:26:48,213 --> 00:26:50,215 So, it was a very shaken George Michael 753 00:26:50,256 --> 00:26:52,801 who arrived later at the Ealing Club... 754 00:26:52,843 --> 00:26:54,344 What do you mean, I'm already up there? Obviously, I'm not... 755 00:26:54,386 --> 00:26:56,095 as a frustrated Andy Richter was having trouble 756 00:26:56,137 --> 00:26:57,806 already up there because I'm here. 757 00:26:57,848 --> 00:26:59,349 Getting into the club he was a member of. 758 00:26:59,391 --> 00:27:01,768 It's my stupid brother! He looks just like me. 759 00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:04,396 I'll just go up, I'll find him, I'll... Oh, come on. 760 00:27:04,437 --> 00:27:05,731 Oh, hey, Donny! 761 00:27:05,772 --> 00:27:07,106 Hey, I had you for a semester at Openings. 762 00:27:07,148 --> 00:27:08,525 Yeah, okay, all right. 763 00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:10,235 Hey, come. I'm... I'm his guest. 764 00:27:10,276 --> 00:27:11,695 Is this man your guest? 765 00:27:11,737 --> 00:27:13,488 Oh, no, no. I'm just meeting my dad here. 766 00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:14,907 Oh, screw this. I'm going up. 767 00:27:14,948 --> 00:27:16,533 - Oh, come on. - Going up, going up. 768 00:27:16,575 --> 00:27:18,493 Oh, come on! 769 00:27:18,535 --> 00:27:20,286 Oh, some Openings child you are, man! 770 00:27:20,328 --> 00:27:22,831 And George Michael girded himself 771 00:27:22,873 --> 00:27:25,417 for his first meeting with his father 772 00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:27,335 since he voted him out of the dorm. 773 00:27:27,377 --> 00:27:28,962 Hi. Yeah, just a sea-breeze, please. 774 00:27:29,004 --> 00:27:30,589 Make it a strong one. 775 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:32,007 Put some stank on that. 776 00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:33,508 George? 777 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,510 George Maharis? 778 00:27:35,552 --> 00:27:37,345 And that's when he heard 779 00:27:37,387 --> 00:27:40,807 the name he'd forgotten he'd given out as his own. 780 00:27:40,849 --> 00:27:43,351 So he tried not to act surprised to hear it 781 00:27:43,393 --> 00:27:44,770 when he saw it was Rebel. 782 00:27:44,811 --> 00:27:46,187 I see you. 783 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,023 Unfortunately, that meant being stuck 784 00:27:48,065 --> 00:27:49,608 affecting a blasé attitude. 785 00:27:49,649 --> 00:27:51,150 Rebel Alley? 786 00:27:51,192 --> 00:27:52,485 We spoke three days ago. 787 00:27:52,527 --> 00:27:54,529 I know, I know. I remember. 788 00:27:54,571 --> 00:27:56,949 - Are you a member here? - No, I'm not. 789 00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:59,034 No, I just walked in past the big black security guard. 790 00:27:59,076 --> 00:28:00,493 All of which now worked against him. 791 00:28:00,535 --> 00:28:02,203 Okay, you know what? 792 00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:04,039 I was trying to be nice, but you're just a jerk. 793 00:28:04,081 --> 00:28:06,541 You're a bigger jerk than Andy Richter over there! 794 00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:07,960 ANDY: Loosen up, bitch. 795 00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:09,502 I'm Andy Richter! 796 00:28:09,544 --> 00:28:13,298 I probably make, like, $8,000 a day or something. 797 00:28:13,339 --> 00:28:15,467 Hey, I'm... I'm sorry. I... I... 798 00:28:15,508 --> 00:28:17,928 You know, I'm in the middle of a whole thing 799 00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:19,846 with my dad right now, and I, um... 800 00:28:19,888 --> 00:28:22,808 I didn't mean to be... however I just came off. 801 00:28:22,849 --> 00:28:23,976 Badly. 802 00:28:24,017 --> 00:28:25,435 Well, I'm sorry, you know. 803 00:28:25,477 --> 00:28:27,520 I've never met a beautiful actress before. 804 00:28:27,562 --> 00:28:28,772 Oh, so you do know who I am? 805 00:28:28,814 --> 00:28:30,356 God, of course I know who you are! 806 00:28:30,398 --> 00:28:32,358 You were in the remake of "Dangerous Cousins." 807 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,444 I signed up to Netflix because of that movie. 808 00:28:34,486 --> 00:28:36,071 Uh-huh. 809 00:28:36,113 --> 00:28:38,406 I think I was thrown that you were interested in who I am. 810 00:28:38,448 --> 00:28:39,992 Well, you are George Maharis. 811 00:28:40,033 --> 00:28:42,243 - Everyone's talking about your software company. - Oh, yeah. 812 00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:45,914 I'm sure women are just throwing themselves at your feet. 813 00:28:45,956 --> 00:28:49,417 Well, you know, I, uh... I prefer a woman who aims higher. 814 00:28:49,459 --> 00:28:52,004 (Rebel laughs loudly, George Michael laughs) 815 00:28:52,045 --> 00:28:54,756 - That was funny. - Yeah, I know. 816 00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:56,091 - That was good. That was... - Smooth. 817 00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:58,384 Smooth. Hey, we have the same taste in words. 818 00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:00,804 Okay, should we get a drink? I'm buying. 819 00:29:00,846 --> 00:29:03,598 I don't want you to think I'm after you for your money. 820 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,058 George Michael was thrown by what was clearly 821 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,309 Rebel's stated interest in him. 822 00:29:06,351 --> 00:29:07,853 MAN: George Michael? George Michael? 823 00:29:07,894 --> 00:29:09,312 Which is perhaps why he ignored the page... 824 00:29:09,354 --> 00:29:10,772 - MAN: George Michael? - ... that he assumed 825 00:29:10,814 --> 00:29:12,816 - was from his father. - George Michael? 826 00:29:12,858 --> 00:29:16,319 Is George Michael here? Is George Michael here? 827 00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:17,779 (laughing): Oh, God. 828 00:29:17,821 --> 00:29:19,156 Just remind me not to go in the men's room! 829 00:29:19,197 --> 00:29:21,491 (laughter) 830 00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:22,742 Uh, would you excuse me? 831 00:29:22,784 --> 00:29:24,327 I... I'm just gonna use the men's room. 832 00:29:24,369 --> 00:29:26,454 - Okay. - And while checking 833 00:29:26,496 --> 00:29:28,123 his messages, he got some good news. 834 00:29:28,165 --> 00:29:30,458 MICHAEL: Hey, buddy, it's Dad. Um, I am having 835 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,085 real trouble getting up there. 836 00:29:32,127 --> 00:29:34,379 Uh, this traffic is unbelievable. 837 00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:37,674 We got a light aircraft right in the middle of the freeway. 838 00:29:37,716 --> 00:29:40,177 Call me back when you get this? 839 00:29:40,218 --> 00:29:43,596 But while Michael was leaving a second message, 840 00:29:43,638 --> 00:29:44,973 George Michael left one for him. 841 00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:47,225 - (phone chimes) - Oh. Hey, hang on. This is you. 842 00:29:47,266 --> 00:29:49,144 Hey, it's me. You know what? 843 00:29:49,186 --> 00:29:51,646 I bet we're sitting in the exact same traffic; this is a mess. 844 00:29:51,688 --> 00:29:53,398 Now hoping to ensure 845 00:29:53,439 --> 00:29:55,150 that his father didn't make it to their meeting. 846 00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,735 Maybe that's better. Oh, God, they're forcing us off. 847 00:29:56,776 --> 00:29:58,195 Oh, God, they're forcing us off, 848 00:29:58,236 --> 00:29:59,696 but you know, we can just do this another time 849 00:29:59,738 --> 00:30:02,032 if that works. Maybe that's better. 850 00:30:02,074 --> 00:30:04,659 Oh, they're closing the lanes. Oh, this is beautiful. 851 00:30:04,701 --> 00:30:07,954 Same traffic. Unreal. 852 00:30:07,996 --> 00:30:10,082 Unreal. Kind of looking around for you now. 853 00:30:10,123 --> 00:30:12,042 Maybe you're right near me. 854 00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:13,626 Anyhow, if you get this, 855 00:30:13,668 --> 00:30:17,380 maybe we will just meet... somewhere else. 856 00:30:17,422 --> 00:30:18,965 Gonna hang up now. 857 00:30:19,007 --> 00:30:21,134 I'm going to video this and send it in to the news. 858 00:30:21,176 --> 00:30:22,802 Glad you're getting some footage of this, 859 00:30:22,844 --> 00:30:24,554 'cause I can't really get a good angle myself. 860 00:30:24,596 --> 00:30:26,890 They're forcing us off here like a bunch of animals. 861 00:30:26,932 --> 00:30:28,975 You know, maybe we'll do this another time, 'cause this is... 862 00:30:29,017 --> 00:30:30,852 It's sad to say, but it's left me... 863 00:30:30,894 --> 00:30:32,437 animals. You know maybe we'll do this another time. 864 00:30:32,478 --> 00:30:33,772 It's sad to say, 865 00:30:33,813 --> 00:30:35,190 but it's left me pretty shaken up. 866 00:30:35,232 --> 00:30:37,525 God, I just hope there are no kids on that plane. 867 00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:39,318 'Cause, you know, they don't have any choice in the matter. 868 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,362 - (phone chimes) - Well, I'll tell you what. 869 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:42,948 I feel worse for the parents, okay? 870 00:30:42,989 --> 00:30:44,449 Probably the kids thought 871 00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:46,492 that they could fly the plane all by themselves. 872 00:30:46,534 --> 00:30:49,704 Bet you 500 bucks they find a dead kid behind the stick. 873 00:30:49,746 --> 00:30:52,624 You know, or maybe on the dead dad's lap 874 00:30:52,665 --> 00:30:54,960 whose only fault was loving that kid too much 875 00:30:55,001 --> 00:30:56,419 and letting him fly the plane. 876 00:30:56,461 --> 00:30:58,337 Next thing he knows, he's bouncing of the top 877 00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,339 of the Sports Chalet onto the express lane of the 605. 878 00:31:00,381 --> 00:31:02,217 - I'll bet you 500 bucks. - Michael was hurt 879 00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:05,511 - and on his way out... - See you. I'm out of your hair. 880 00:31:05,553 --> 00:31:07,346 When he heard something that cheered him up. 881 00:31:07,388 --> 00:31:09,307 The guy that was harassing Rebel... he's on his way down. 882 00:31:09,348 --> 00:31:10,892 Say, Rebel? 883 00:31:10,934 --> 00:31:13,186 Hey, Andy Richter. 884 00:31:13,228 --> 00:31:14,896 Michael Bluth. How you doing, Andy? 885 00:31:14,938 --> 00:31:16,648 Oh, yeah. I... I'm Andy. 886 00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:19,234 So, I know him. Can I get on your membership, 887 00:31:19,276 --> 00:31:20,986 - and can you vouch for me? Okay? - Oh, yeah, sure. 888 00:31:21,027 --> 00:31:22,195 Whatever you want... it's on Andy. 889 00:31:22,237 --> 00:31:23,571 Thank you. 890 00:31:23,613 --> 00:31:25,157 It's on this rich (bleep)hole. 891 00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:26,616 Bye. 892 00:31:26,658 --> 00:31:28,451 But before Michael could find Rebel, 893 00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:30,996 he ran into the man, that at that point, 894 00:31:31,037 --> 00:31:33,081 he still thought was her lover. 895 00:31:33,123 --> 00:31:34,373 Ron! 896 00:31:34,415 --> 00:31:36,709 - Hey. - No, no. It's Michael. 897 00:31:36,751 --> 00:31:39,963 Michael Bluth... doing the film about my family and... 898 00:31:40,005 --> 00:31:42,048 Yeah, when are we gonna get your kid's signature, though? 899 00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:43,382 - Yeah, I'm working on it. - Oh. 900 00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:44,717 - And I... I got a hold of him. - Oh, oh. 901 00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:46,136 And we're gonna meet here tonight, 902 00:31:46,178 --> 00:31:47,553 but I think that he's blowing me off. 903 00:31:47,595 --> 00:31:50,056 Well, yeah, kids will be kids, right? 904 00:31:50,098 --> 00:31:52,267 Well, you know, a month ago, I would have told you 905 00:31:52,309 --> 00:31:54,686 that he and I were exactly the same, that we were twins. 906 00:31:54,727 --> 00:31:59,482 But now, I wouldn't even think of my son as my brother. 907 00:31:59,524 --> 00:32:01,734 You know, the thing is... 908 00:32:01,776 --> 00:32:04,279 He's busy. 909 00:32:08,449 --> 00:32:10,618 George Michael finds himself the subject 910 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:12,620 of a lawsuit over the ownership 911 00:32:12,662 --> 00:32:14,622 - of Fakeblock. - Could you put in a good word 912 00:32:14,664 --> 00:32:16,124 on the missing Lucille 2 case? 913 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:17,458 That's a career maker. 914 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,543 That's an O.J. 915 00:32:18,584 --> 00:32:20,128 You just need one of those. Huh? 916 00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:23,506 Uh, excuse me, uh, but was it or was it not my client 917 00:32:23,548 --> 00:32:26,759 who put up the initial seed money for the block software 918 00:32:26,801 --> 00:32:29,971 that served as the underlying architecture of Fakeblock? 919 00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:32,640 - It was 99 cents. - Times three. - Times three. 920 00:32:32,682 --> 00:32:34,267 Times three. 921 00:32:36,602 --> 00:32:39,438 Can I say something to my client? 922 00:32:40,606 --> 00:32:41,733 Take to the sea! 923 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:52,734 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -