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It was Tres de Cinco,

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or the day before Cinco de Cuatro,

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and Buster Bluth had finally
found a family he fit in with.

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Where's Mother? Ah.

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Ah, way to go, way to go.

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Hi. I know you've been down today,

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so I brought you this.

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They're for Cinco.

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In case you wanted to make confetti

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out of something other than the pictures

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that they sell of the
chubby Linda Ronstadt.

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I am so blessed to have you in my life.

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I'm so blessed to have you in my life.

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Just six weeks ago, I was a hot mess.

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I was desperate for a mother,

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and I don't think I could admit it.

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As you'll see, he admits it plenty.

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But now look at me.

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I'm with a beautiful, elegant woman!

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And I think we should
take it to the next level.

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Buster had come a long way
since his fear of boats... 

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- ... was conquered... 
- Baby.

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And then rekindled, only to find himself

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- facing a bigger fear.
- Oh, come on!

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But his biggest fear wasn't confronting

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a wet, loose seal; it was losing one.

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Wait! She doesn't have her makeup!

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I have her lipstick!

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Mother!

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- Michael.
- Yeah, it's a tough one

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because there's about 400
witnesses that are ready

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to throw her underneath the boat.

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I don't think I can even help.

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Buster was distraught,

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- and made some foolish mistakes.
- Hey, Lupe.

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- Oh, Buster.
- Like this.

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Are you going to be all right?

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- Oh.
- Uh, you want me to stay?

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I was planning to visit with my family.

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Oh, no, and just watch.

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Mother is going to come

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waltzing through that door any day now,

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and she is going to be screaming,

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"Make sure you frisk that girl before... "

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I'll be fine.

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- That's my perfume.
- Mm, good.

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Okay, good. She wouldn't wear that.

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When his father didn't return, either,

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Buster stuck to his daily routine.

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Ah.

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You're welcome.

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Laying out Mother's clothes... 

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All right.

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♪ The vodka goes in, you
pour it in the other ♪

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Making Mother's breakfast... 

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♪ The olive on top and
then you call your... ♪

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♪ Mother. ♪

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Oh, this is bugging me.

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And amusing himself with little jokes... 

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Ah, finito.

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He thought she'd appreciate.

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Except for the hair.

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You have reduced.

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Well, you're not that skinny.

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Welcome home, chubs.

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Oh, you will kill me for that.

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And I don't want that blood on my hands.

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And with his mother gone, it was nice

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to get a chance to use the sewing machine.

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Still, he found ways to
feel good about himself.

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Buster, you always come through.

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Oh, Mother, that's so nice.

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No, no, no, no, no, I
mean it. It's amazing work.

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- But he knew it wasn't real.
- Okay, I need to stop,

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or I'm going to be committed.

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At first.

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What?

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But that would take hours.

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Oh, this is going to be just stunning.

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You are always so right.

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And then the waiter came back,

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and he said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Who are you?"

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And I said, "I'm Buster Bluth.

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That's the fourth time I've told you."

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Soon, he had run out of food... 

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that he knew how to make.

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But everywhere he looked, he found

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mocking reminders of the woman he lost.

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He did find some supplies

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from one of his mother's "I
can quit any time" stints.

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Oh, cute.

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But the emotional lift was temporary.

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And before long, things had gotten weird.

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♪ Put the olive on top and
you set it down for Mother. ♪

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To an uninformed observer,
it looked a little

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like that Vince Vaughn movie Psycho.

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Oh, I agree.

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Dancing with the Stars has
gone completely downhill.

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This pasta's way overcooked, Buster!

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Well, you didn't leave me
the simplest recipe, Mother.

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Finally, Lucille was
released under house arrest,

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and everything returned to normal.

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Oh.

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I was just thinking about you.

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Now the story of a family

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whose future was abruptly cancelled

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and the one son who had no choice

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but to keep himself together.

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It's Buster's... 

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Buster was passing time with Lucille... 

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Chinchilla!

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By playing games like Guess the Fur.

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The one you got after Dad had the affair

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with the chubby intern from Riverside.

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You win again, Buster.

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I know what's going to stump you.

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Oh!

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Close your eyes tight and plug your ears.

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Just plug one ear and press
the other one to the couch.

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But after three months of being

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cooped up with her youngest son... 

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Mother! Stop! Mother!

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Lucille was growing restive.

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No, Mother! If the alarm goes off

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and they catch you, they'll
take you away forever!

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I can't take it anymore.
I have to get out of here.

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I don't care. I can't keep playing

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Guess My Fur six times a day.

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I need a smoke.

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Right to the smokes, huh?

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Give me a minute. Let me catch my breath.

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And Buster refined a testimony

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that was meant to spare Lucille from jail

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at a legal defense strategy meeting

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- slash graduation party.
- It's gonna be an eel!

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Congratulations, Mother.

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You've managed to combine people's fear

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of homosexuals and eels into one alibi.

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And he'll be wearing his Army uniform

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so I can pretend I'm proud of him again.

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I couldn't find my Army uniform.

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Oh, but I thought the jury might like it

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if I show up as John-John Kennedy.

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Oh, yeah, that went over great last time.

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And it was offensive.

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Half your testicle was
hanging out of that thing.

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Good!

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I'm glad they saw it.

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It was like a Motherboy Ball, right?

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Hmm?

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Put on your new uniform... with long pants.

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And keep your ball joke to
yourself, Andrew Dice Clay.

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So you can see why I need

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the testimony of someone
who's not a hot mess.

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- You're a hot mess!
- You're a hot mess!

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Let me get this
straight... you won't let me

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help with your case... 

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And the night before the trial,

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tensions had only gotten worse.

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You need me just as much
as I need you, cookie.

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Oh, really?

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Because you can be replaced, you know.

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Can she?

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And even if you can't,
you're not the boss of me.

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Can I go to... ? I'm going to the park!

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Oh, Buster.

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Hello.

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Hello to you, too, 2.

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Oh, look at all this produce.

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I'm juicing now. Would you like to join me?

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It's 2:00 o'clock in the afternoon.

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Fine it's 8:00 a.m. somewhere.

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Oh, I forgot... 

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your mother wouldn't allow it.

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I don't care what she wants.

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Don't care what she wants.

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I don't do everything she tells me.

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Let's get juiced.

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The next morning, Buster awoke

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- with a vicious juice hangover.
- Oh.

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Well, that was a freebie.

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Mother's trial.

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Key witness!

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Key witness coming through.

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I'm a key... I... 

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I was making two ban... 

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Late last night, it was drizzling rain!

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I'm a key witness.

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Is it over?

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No, no, the grab-a-crab fest just started.

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Grab-a-crab?

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Oh, ma'am, um... is... is there a verdict

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in the "my mother stole
theQueen Mary"thing?

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It's all up on the dailies board.

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Dailies? What? Clam ch... 

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The fish is frozen here!

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It's frozen! Do you really want
to spend $30 on frozen fish?

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Buster.

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Where were you? This is all your fault.

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No, I was making... was making a ban... 

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- I was making two ban... 
- Save it.

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I can smell the cran-apple
on you from here.

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When... when are you coming home?

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I'm serving three to five.

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Like the saltless pie?

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I hope your juicy blender
bender was worth it.

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Don't come to visit me
because I won't see you.

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Oh, and good luck with your night terrors.

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Now no one will be there
to hear your screams.

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Won't miss it!

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Where... where do I go?

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What do I do?

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Where... where'd you get the pirate hat?

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Where... where do I go?

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And so Buster went back to the penthouse,

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feeling guilty and alone.

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And he couldn't bear to
relive the time he was there

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without Lucille before.

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I can't go through
another two days like that.

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And that's how Buster
decided to make another go

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at making another go at Lucille 2.

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Buster.

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My mother's gone away,

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and I thought, you've always been like a... 

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- Girlfriend.
- Not what I was gonna say.

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Anyways, I was over there,
and my friend's over here,

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and I thought, maybe I should just move in,

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because I love to hear
all about your medications

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and ailments and whatnot.

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Is that baby toe of yours still crawling

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over the others like a weird weed?

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Oh, Buster, how sweet of you to remember.

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Oh, it's one of my night terrors.

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But listen, Buster,

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- before I invite you into my arms... 
- Mm-hmm.

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My bedroom, my bathtub with the railing... 

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- Mm-hmm.
- I have to ask you something.

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Mm-hmm.

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Are you sure you're ready for this?

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So, that pretend kid's bedroom,
is that not an option... ?

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No, that room is all storage now, honey.

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So, yes or no?

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Are you ready to let go of your mother?

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Buster thought he was,

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although there was one ominous sign.

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I am ready for that, Lucille.

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Did you hear it?

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Wait. Did you just drop
the 2 after my name?

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Oh, I hope not.

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That would be creepy.

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Before you accidentally skip back too far

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and wind up in the middle
of the Maeby episode,

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trust me, no "2" was spoken.

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Every day, Buster visited the prison

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where his mother was incarcerated.

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Buster Bluth and pie for his m... 

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Lucille Bluth.

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Hmm... 

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And every day, she refused to see him.

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No.

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Oh.

263
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,293
She doesn't want to see you.

264
00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:46,420
Excellent.

265
00:10:50,508 --> 00:10:52,385
He even pretended to be

266
00:10:52,426 --> 00:10:55,596
an old college flame of
Lucille's to gain admittance.

267
00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:57,806
Hello.

268
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,520
Alex Trebek?

269
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,938
She then rephrased it in
the form of a question.

270
00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:06,899
Who is Alex Trebek?

271
00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:08,775
Buster.

272
00:11:11,696 --> 00:11:14,240
- No, Buster.
- Mm-hmm.

273
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:20,204
Do you have a pie or a
small sponge cake available?

274
00:11:21,455 --> 00:11:23,290
- Ah. Thank you.
- Here you go.

275
00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:25,668
And while his days were spent trying to get

276
00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,461
- his mother to love him... 
- Oh, Buster!

277
00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:29,338
- You're just in time.
- ... his nights were consumed

278
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:30,881
with getting his lover to mother him.

279
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,593
I hope you are in the
mood for a hot tomato.

280
00:11:33,634 --> 00:11:35,094
Mmm. Soup?

281
00:11:35,135 --> 00:11:37,221
With little grilled cheese
sandwiches on the side.

282
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,599
Buster, that was innuendo.

283
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,100
- Oh.
- My Lord, it's like

284
00:11:41,141 --> 00:11:42,976
we're speaking different languages here.

285
00:11:43,018 --> 00:11:44,395
No, it's not.

286
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,730
It is working.

287
00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:47,856
I'm getting hungry.

288
00:11:48,815 --> 00:11:50,025
For love?

289
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,485
Oh, God, is this another

290
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:54,238
one of those nights where
nothing is as it seems

291
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,490
and there's no cream pie for dessert?

292
00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:58,534
Holy Toledo, Buster, sometimes I think

293
00:11:58,576 --> 00:12:01,287
I'm nothing but a Horn & Hardart to you.

294
00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:03,080
Oh! What happened to innuendo?

295
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,831
Let's do it quick.

296
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,959
It's an old restaurant.

297
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,753
Oh! A restaurant!

298
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,212
I don't care if it's old!

299
00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,505
Look who I'm dating!

300
00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,299
Let's go there. Let's go there now.

301
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:17,511
Buster, you can either
be a son or a lover... 

302
00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:20,180
and right now, you're
no good to me as a lover.

303
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:22,391
Maybe you're right.

304
00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:25,936
Maybe this has been wrong from the start.

305
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,147
- So... Mom.
- Out.

306
00:12:28,188 --> 00:12:29,774
And since he couldn't bear

307
00:12:29,814 --> 00:12:31,233
- to go back to the penthouse... 
- Out!

308
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,485
You know, if tomorrow, you don't open up

309
00:12:32,526 --> 00:12:33,902
and let someone else in... 

310
00:12:33,944 --> 00:12:35,488
Buster needed to raise some money.

311
00:12:35,529 --> 00:12:37,615
Then the treasures you have inside... 

312
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,575
This is my Motherboy Four medal.

313
00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:41,994
That's when I was a kangaroo in her pouch.

314
00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:43,996
What'll you give me for it?

315
00:12:44,037 --> 00:12:48,501
But Buster wasn't the first
Motherboy to hit hard times.

316
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:50,503
What will you give me for these?

317
00:12:50,544 --> 00:12:52,087
All-time low.

318
00:12:52,129 --> 00:12:54,381
And that's when Buster found inspiration.

319
00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:57,343
She certainly looks proud of her son.

320
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,222
I'm back!

321
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:05,267
As it turned out, Buster
returned on the very day

322
00:13:05,309 --> 00:13:08,729
the Army policy regarding
sexual orientation had changed.

323
00:13:08,771 --> 00:13:10,855
- Are you gay?
- No.

324
00:13:10,897 --> 00:13:12,024
- You can tell me.
- I'm not.

325
00:13:12,065 --> 00:13:13,192
It's okay.

326
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:14,067
Drew, tell him.

327
00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:15,778
- I'm gay.
- Oh.

328
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:16,987
- Peter's gay.
- Oh... 

329
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,071
- Sergeant Melnick's gay.
- Oh.

330
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:19,198
Bi.

331
00:13:19,239 --> 00:13:20,991
Oh, sorry, he's bi.

332
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,493
No, I'm going home for the day.

333
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,868
I'm gay.

334
00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:25,329
Yeah, it really makes no difference to us.

335
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,707
- We'll find something for you.
- Perfect.

336
00:13:27,748 --> 00:13:29,916
I was looking for something.

337
00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:32,961
You said "something," right?

338
00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:34,588
And that's how Buster officially

339
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:36,716
reenlisted in the Army.

340
00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:39,176
And it's why, six months later,

341
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,219
- Lucille Bluth.
- Lucille Bluth

342
00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:41,762
got some bad news.

343
00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:44,097
Yes?

344
00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:47,184
I'm here to see you about your son.

345
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,477
Oh, this is a ploy.

346
00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:50,020
He's trying to get me to see him.

347
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,938
How do I know you're really in the Army?

348
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,650
Who did Larry Kert replace in Company?

349
00:13:54,692 --> 00:13:56,026
I don't know.

350
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,820
I know who he thought he was replacing,

351
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,739
and it was Dean Jones.

352
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,156
But he didn't come close.

353
00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:04,577
My Buster?

354
00:14:04,618 --> 00:14:05,786
And Lucille rushed to the hospital.

355
00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:07,912
What happened? Where's my son?

356
00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:10,207
Mrs. Bluth, your son went
down while piloting a plane

357
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,085
- over Afghanistan.
- Oh, my God... 

358
00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:15,671
He deserves a big hand for
that and we gave him one.

359
00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:18,591
I'm afraid, besides that,
there's nothing we can do.

360
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,597
Hi, Mother.

361
00:14:25,723 --> 00:14:26,932
Well, you look fine.

362
00:14:26,973 --> 00:14:28,267
The doctor said you went down

363
00:14:28,308 --> 00:14:30,644
while piloting a plane over Afghanistan.

364
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:32,855
Oh, yeah, that plane was in Afghanistan.

365
00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:34,981
It seems the Army had taken advantage

366
00:14:35,023 --> 00:14:37,735
of Buster's childlike interest in games.

367
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,738
This is so much more
fun than "Guess the Fur."

368
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:44,032
And his childlike inability to distinguish

369
00:14:44,074 --> 00:14:46,452
- between games and reality.
- Oh!

370
00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:49,705
So they set him up as a drone pilot here.

371
00:14:49,747 --> 00:14:52,332
Want to go to lunch, Private Bluth?

372
00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:55,669
Not till I take out the hospital!

373
00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:57,630
I tell you, this kid's amazing.

374
00:14:57,671 --> 00:15:01,216
If I had him back in the '60s,
Cuba would be the 51st state.

375
00:15:01,258 --> 00:15:04,428
You're not gonna get away
from me, little nurse! Aah!

376
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,555
He had been playing for 47 straight hours.

377
00:15:06,597 --> 00:15:10,225
Take that, Taliban wedding!

378
00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:13,353
But like anyone who plays
video games for too long,

379
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:14,939
he started to make mistakes.

380
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,775
Hey, Bluth, you just took
out an art museum in Madrid.

381
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,568
Oh, you can go to Spain in this thing?

382
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:20,945
Maybe you should take a break.

383
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,070
You could've hurt some innocent people.

384
00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:23,155
Innocent people?!

385
00:15:23,196 --> 00:15:24,865
You mean I've been

386
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:26,492
hurting guilty people?!

387
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:29,411
But Buster was a peaceful man.

388
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:30,788
Oh, God!

389
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,956
Pilot down!

390
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,666
Medic!

391
00:15:33,707 --> 00:15:35,501
It was the kind of emergency

392
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:36,919
that the drone pilot paramedics
had long been waiting for.

393
00:15:36,961 --> 00:15:38,295
I got a man down!

394
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,839
Sorry we're late.

395
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,548
Some kid swallowed an
eye at the Build-A-Bear.

396
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,926
Why do they have us at a mini-mall?

397
00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:45,177
It was the first

398
00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:46,428
known injury to a drone pilot

399
00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:48,180
and the Army took it seriously.

400
00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,850
Apparently, no one told him
that they were real planes.

401
00:15:50,891 --> 00:15:52,267
If this guy comes after us,

402
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,478
they could pull funding
for the whole program.

403
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,772
So, how do we buy off ol' One Arm?

404
00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:59,107
First we gotta find something he needs.

405
00:15:59,149 --> 00:16:01,401
Well, we do have the bionics program.

406
00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,195
Ice cream.

407
00:16:03,236 --> 00:16:05,572
Maybe we shouldn't be discussing this here.

408
00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:07,867
Yeah, I think we're at those kids' table.

409
00:16:09,159 --> 00:16:10,661
So you fell out of a chair,

410
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,913
and for this, the government
gives you applause?

411
00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:15,374
No... a big hand.

412
00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:18,878
I thought I recognized
that little son of a bitch.

413
00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:20,963
This is why you can't keep a job

414
00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:22,297
at one hospital!

415
00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:25,843
Why does it have to be so big?

416
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,804
Well, they said the
miniaturization comes later.

417
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:32,182
I mean, you remember how big
your first cell phone was.

418
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,018
That was a phone.

419
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,562
This looks like you're pointing
to a place that buys your gold.

420
00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:38,647
I haven't learned how to control it.

421
00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:40,232
They're gonna work with me.

422
00:16:40,273 --> 00:16:42,526
So you had me come out
here under false pretenses?

423
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,945
You wouldn't come here any other way!

424
00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:46,572
You haven't seen me in a year.

425
00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:49,241
It's why I went to Army... to win you back.

426
00:16:49,282 --> 00:16:51,535
You have to forgive me!

427
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,038
It's not about forgiving
you. Although I don't.

428
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,998
You need to grow up, Buster,

429
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,667
because I can't take care of you anymore.

430
00:16:58,709 --> 00:17:01,545
I need to "get away-get away."

431
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,839
You're hopelessly hopeless, Buster.

432
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:06,132
It's as if they wrote
that song for my own son.

433
00:17:06,174 --> 00:17:09,177
- Hm?
- I'm glad you have a new hand.

434
00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:11,388
But you need to find
someone else to hold it.

435
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,016
Tell the prison limo to come around!

436
00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:17,227
Fine! I got my own family now... Army!

437
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,771
And they want me!

438
00:17:18,812 --> 00:17:20,022
You guys want me, right?

439
00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:21,648
Oh, yeah. They're not gonna invest

440
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,358
this kind of money without
wanting you for keeps.

441
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,527
Oh, good. Once you learn how to use

442
00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:26,779
that thing, they're going to turn you

443
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:27,738
into a killing monster.

444
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,489
Monster... ?

445
00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:31,033
This doesn't make me look sexy.

446
00:17:31,075 --> 00:17:32,242
Throw it out.

447
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,369
Well, that explains the photo shoot.

448
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:37,915
And so Buster began a rehab program

449
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,499
he was terrified to succeed at.

450
00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:41,085
Open the cabinet, please.

451
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:45,547
Mm... mm... mm... mm!

452
00:17:45,589 --> 00:17:46,840
Oh... 

453
00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:48,258
Too hard.

454
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,802
Uh, I think that was too hard.

455
00:17:49,843 --> 00:17:51,011
- Okay.
- Yeah.

456
00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:53,764
Let's just grab that toothpaste.

457
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,223
Okay.

458
00:17:55,265 --> 00:17:57,059
- Use your new hand.
- Okay.

459
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:58,769
Oh!

460
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,353
I got some on you.

461
00:18:00,395 --> 00:18:02,522
Uh... yeah.

462
00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:05,317
- You did get some on me.
- Yeah.

463
00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:07,736
- Too hard?
- Buster seemed slow to master the challenges.

464
00:18:07,778 --> 00:18:10,196
Yeah, that's... that's on her.

465
00:18:10,238 --> 00:18:12,365
- He got a little... 
- It was too hard.

466
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:13,951
I think it was, as well.

467
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,870
Let's go ahead and fast-forward
through the commercials.

468
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:18,371
Okay, that's too fa... okay, stop.

469
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:19,873
Well, there's Jon Cryer.

470
00:18:19,915 --> 00:18:21,249
Stop! That's Jon Cryer!

471
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,003
Well, look at that... 

472
00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:25,879
we're back at the
Progressive Insurance lady.

473
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:28,340
I'm better off just
watching the commercials!

474
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:29,883
Don't say that.

475
00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:31,969
But behind the two-way mirror,

476
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,262
hope wasn't in abundance.

477
00:18:34,304 --> 00:18:36,974
Hope this guy likes the music
acts on Saturday Night Live

478
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,267
because he's gonna be
watching a lot of them.

479
00:18:39,309 --> 00:18:41,687
- How many remotes do we have?
- That was the only one.

480
00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,772
There's seven monitors
here... we have one remote.

481
00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:45,357
Do we have anybody from Pinky Team?

482
00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:47,151
Guys, he can't do this!

483
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,987
And around week five,
the Army finally realized

484
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,739
that Buster was in no hurry to leave.

485
00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:54,825
Aah! I blew it again!

486
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,242
I'll never do it right!

487
00:18:56,284 --> 00:18:58,704
I'm a monst... 

488
00:18:58,745 --> 00:19:00,372
Do you have any ice cream?

489
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,541
Maybe it would work with ice cream.

490
00:19:02,582 --> 00:19:04,292
And now he wants ice cream.

491
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:06,378
He's using us.

492
00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:08,714
Yeah, it might be time for the Q-test.

493
00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:10,507
The Q-test?

494
00:19:14,094 --> 00:19:15,804
Oh... 

495
00:19:15,846 --> 00:19:17,764
I'm sorry, we're running behind
with your testing, Buster.

496
00:19:17,806 --> 00:19:19,516
We'll just be a few more minutes.

497
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,143
Okay.

498
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:22,978
Oh... well... !

499
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,022
And it was then that Gunner learned why

500
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,899
- it was called the Q-test.
- Oh.

501
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:29,776
Aren't you the "cu-test"?

502
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:33,947
Now, he can't see us at
all... that's correct?

503
00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:35,908
I know!

504
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:37,617
Why wouldn't he be able to see us?

505
00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:40,120
- You looking around?
- Because it's a mirror.

506
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:42,414
No, it's a window.

507
00:19:42,455 --> 00:19:44,332
Oh, hi.

508
00:19:44,374 --> 00:19:48,587
Okay, let's take it down.

509
00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:50,172
I know, I know... 

510
00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:53,092
Send in the authority figure.

511
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:55,468
Hi.

512
00:19:57,345 --> 00:19:59,681
How are you managing
with that hand, solider?

513
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:16,073
Buster was being discharged from the Army.

514
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,991
So, where am I supposed to go?

515
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,492
What am I supposed to do?

516
00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:21,494
I... I have nowhere to live.

517
00:20:21,536 --> 00:20:24,289
You should've thought about that
before you let that cat live.

518
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:26,291
- And that's when he met Ophelia Love... 
- Oh, I'm sorry.

519
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:28,794
The devoted wife of the
candidate Herbert Love,

520
00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:30,587
- who was on a tour... 
- I have nowhere to go.

521
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,464
- Of the Veterans' Hospital.
- Excuse me.

522
00:20:32,505 --> 00:20:34,174
You're a veteran and
you have nowhere to go?

523
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:35,592
Oh, it's not Army's fault.

524
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,385
I'm a monster.

525
00:20:37,427 --> 00:20:39,179
And what makes you think you're a monster?

526
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,181
What do you see when you look at this?

527
00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:45,060
I see a veteran whose
hand I'd like to shake.

528
00:20:45,102 --> 00:20:47,062
Not that one.

529
00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:49,439
I think you should meet my husband.

530
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,357
We may have something for you.

531
00:20:51,399 --> 00:20:53,860
Perfect! Wait, you didn't
say "nothing," did you?

532
00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:56,905
- Something.
- "Something." Got it.

533
00:20:56,947 --> 00:20:58,490
Look how big his hand is.

534
00:20:58,531 --> 00:21:00,159
But Herbert would be less enthusiastic.

535
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,785
And you want him to live with us?

536
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,954
Well, he's a vet, Herbert.

537
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,081
And you yourself said you need something

538
00:21:06,123 --> 00:21:08,374
to compete with the woman
you're running against.

539
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:12,129
Lucille 2 had recently adopted
a Hispanic boy named Perfecto.

540
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,755
And since you're never around, I mean,

541
00:21:13,797 --> 00:21:15,257
he could help me with the boys.

542
00:21:15,299 --> 00:21:17,634
It's like that movie The Blind Side.

543
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:21,763
I suppose we could use
a Blind Side Monster.

544
00:21:21,805 --> 00:21:24,266
Well, we shouldn't call him a monster.

545
00:21:24,308 --> 00:21:26,226
That's why I love you, Ophelia.

546
00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:31,190
You've got a heart as big as
that Blind Side Monster's hand.

547
00:21:32,899 --> 00:21:34,067
Oh!

548
00:21:34,109 --> 00:21:36,069
And so it was decided

549
00:21:36,111 --> 00:21:38,197
Buster was to stay with the Love family.

550
00:21:38,238 --> 00:21:41,241
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.

551
00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:43,076
- Welcome to the family.
- Oh!

552
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:45,162
He'd found a home at last.

553
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,039
- Oh!
- Oh! Uh-uh, uh-uh!

554
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:51,584
In the following weeks,
Buster came in handy

555
00:21:53,337 --> 00:21:55,797
Helping the boys at school... 

556
00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:59,259
This table is for National
Honor Society members only.

557
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:00,468
Really.

558
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:02,595
Well, what about these two guys?

559
00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:03,889
Were they invited?

560
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,182
Light drizzle... 

561
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,850
and thunder.

562
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:10,020
- What?!
- See, light drizzle will just annoy you

563
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:14,149
but, you see, thunder... will "F" you up!

564
00:22:14,191 --> 00:22:16,818
This got the attention of Perfecto Telles,

565
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:20,572
vice president of the
student anti-bullying squad.

566
00:22:20,613 --> 00:22:23,242
Buster even received a
badge from an undercover cop

567
00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:24,701
that was posing as a teacher.

568
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,453
You're never too old
to stand up to a bully.

569
00:22:27,495 --> 00:22:30,290
Whether he's an attention
hog who looks just like you,

570
00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:32,084
or whether he's half your size.

571
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:38,006
He used his finely-honed
skills as a doting son

572
00:22:38,048 --> 00:22:39,383
to give the long-neglected Ophelia

573
00:22:39,423 --> 00:22:41,176
some much-deserved attention.

574
00:22:41,218 --> 00:22:42,761
Pour in the liquor... 

575
00:22:42,802 --> 00:22:44,388
Don't want the boys to see... 

576
00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:46,265
You throw in some cola... 

577
00:22:46,306 --> 00:22:48,474
Got a Coke and Hennessy!

578
00:22:49,976 --> 00:22:51,728
Just for you, Mother Love.

579
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,313
- Buster... 
- Mm... 

580
00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:55,899
You are the most considerate
man I've ever met.

581
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,944
Oh, stop! You're embarrassing me!

582
00:22:58,985 --> 00:23:00,653
And sweet and... 

583
00:23:00,695 --> 00:23:02,739
No, I'm serious... stop, stop.

584
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,032
But your other hand is waving me on.

585
00:23:04,074 --> 00:23:05,700
Oh, is that going again?

586
00:23:05,742 --> 00:23:07,286
I think it's on demo.

587
00:23:07,327 --> 00:23:09,371
Do you have a pencil or a paper clip?

588
00:23:09,413 --> 00:23:11,790
And he helped Herbert
on the campaign trail.

589
00:23:11,831 --> 00:23:14,042
Let me show you what a
government handout looks like.

590
00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:15,459
Hold your government hand out.

591
00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:19,089
Yeah! And let's give
freedom from government

592
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,924
a big thumbs-up!

593
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:23,467
Although the hadn't
achieved complete mastery.

594
00:23:23,509 --> 00:23:25,720
- Come on, Buster, dance!
- I don't want to dance.

595
00:23:25,762 --> 00:23:27,639
Come on, dance, Buster!

596
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,057
Buster was enjoying his new role

597
00:23:29,099 --> 00:23:31,601
as a symbol of government waste.

598
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:33,477
It's like I said about contraception:

599
00:23:33,519 --> 00:23:35,521
If you want me to pay for her diaphragm,

600
00:23:35,563 --> 00:23:39,359
- I get to put my hand in her... 
- Shoe!

601
00:23:39,401 --> 00:23:41,987
Nice stop, Blind Side Monster.

602
00:23:42,028 --> 00:23:44,281
Buster... Blind Side Buster.

603
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,866
And he was feeling more
confident every day.

604
00:23:46,908 --> 00:23:48,160
Mm!

605
00:23:48,201 --> 00:23:49,619
Okay... 

606
00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:52,080
Give him a big hand back!

607
00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,125
Arguably, too confident.

608
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,128
Hey!

609
00:23:59,629 --> 00:24:00,630
Okay, hey, hey... Oh-ho!

610
00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:02,966
Hah! Hm!

611
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:04,468
Although, after this appearance,

612
00:24:04,508 --> 00:24:07,762
he spent a lot less time with Herbert.

613
00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:10,974
And a lot more time with Ophelia.

614
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,976
Which is what led to this.

615
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,690
That's funny, no smoke came out.

616
00:24:18,731 --> 00:24:20,275
Smoke?

617
00:24:20,317 --> 00:24:21,485
Wait, what just happened?

618
00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:23,278
This.

619
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,491
Okay, okay, okay.

620
00:24:27,531 --> 00:24:29,533
So you don't think that the next level

621
00:24:29,575 --> 00:24:31,535
is adult adoption, do you?

622
00:24:31,577 --> 00:24:33,997
Come on, Buster.

623
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:36,540
You've been flirting with me since day one.

624
00:24:36,582 --> 00:24:37,541
What?

625
00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:39,002
Bringing me these flowers,

626
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,587
offering to undress me.

627
00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:43,048
What about the singing?

628
00:24:43,089 --> 00:24:47,427
"Sealed with a kiss" through
the door while I bathed?

629
00:24:47,469 --> 00:24:48,970
Right.

630
00:24:49,012 --> 00:24:50,638
Mother stuff.

631
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,725
I mean, you're married.

632
00:24:57,687 --> 00:24:59,147
What is this?

633
00:25:00,773 --> 00:25:04,319
That is my husband, with a prostitute.

634
00:25:04,361 --> 00:25:08,781
I've worn a captain's hat with
someone who had hair like that.

635
00:25:08,823 --> 00:25:10,867
But I... I can't... 

636
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:13,953
I mean, you're like a mother to me.

637
00:25:13,995 --> 00:25:18,417
You can either be a son or a lover to me.

638
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:21,044
And I already have two sons.

639
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:23,505
And perhaps it was the fear
that she'd throw him out,

640
00:25:23,547 --> 00:25:25,006
or he finally did grow up,

641
00:25:25,048 --> 00:25:28,676
but that night, Buster acted like a man.

642
00:25:31,555 --> 00:25:33,681
After spending the night with Ophelia Love,

643
00:25:33,723 --> 00:25:35,267
Buster proudly went to visit his mother.

644
00:25:35,308 --> 00:25:36,684
I came here to thank you.

645
00:25:36,726 --> 00:25:41,481
You were trying to push
me out of the nest... 

646
00:25:41,523 --> 00:25:43,066
and you were right.

647
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:44,443
- Really?
- Yes.

648
00:25:44,484 --> 00:25:45,735
I've grown.

649
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,862
And I'm in love.

650
00:25:47,904 --> 00:25:49,573
Hamster or turtle?

651
00:25:49,613 --> 00:25:50,990
No, Mother.

652
00:25:51,032 --> 00:25:52,075
Hamsters are gross.

653
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,410
It's a female.

654
00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:55,203
Human. Female human. Whole thing.

655
00:25:55,245 --> 00:25:58,164
So your parental
responsibilities are complete.

656
00:25:58,206 --> 00:25:59,249
Hot.

657
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:02,461
I no longer need you.

658
00:26:02,502 --> 00:26:03,920
Well, you don't have to go that far.

659
00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:05,755
I'm not a mother boy anymore.

660
00:26:06,881 --> 00:26:09,593
I'm a mother man.

661
00:26:14,389 --> 00:26:15,932
Use your good hand.

662
00:26:17,934 --> 00:26:19,769
Guards!

663
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,731
And on his way back to his new love,

664
00:26:23,773 --> 00:26:25,942
Buster ran into Michael,

665
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,777
who was trying to get the life story rights

666
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:30,489
from one of the few
remaining family members

667
00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:32,949
he hadn't thrown out of the movie.

668
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:33,950
What about Mom?

669
00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:35,368
I have her, but I'm about to

670
00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:37,870
throw it in her face when I see her,

671
00:26:37,912 --> 00:26:39,414
and I can't go to my son.

672
00:26:39,456 --> 00:26:41,958
Well, I have nothing to be ashamed about.

673
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,461
I'm in love.

674
00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:47,506
And do you want to hear
something so surprising?

675
00:26:47,547 --> 00:26:50,049
She started out as my mother figure.

676
00:26:50,091 --> 00:26:52,051
- Not surprising.
- And he returned back

677
00:26:52,093 --> 00:26:55,388
to his love nest to tell
Ophelia the good news.

678
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:56,931
I'm out of the thing!

679
00:26:56,973 --> 00:26:58,350
How did yours go?

680
00:26:58,391 --> 00:27:00,477
It's over.

681
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,103
I talked to Herbert, I told
him everything about us,

682
00:27:02,145 --> 00:27:03,104
and it's over.

683
00:27:03,146 --> 00:27:05,649
Mm. I know it's scary.

684
00:27:05,689 --> 00:27:08,360
I just got out of a long relationship, too.

685
00:27:08,401 --> 00:27:09,611
But I'm here for you.

686
00:27:09,653 --> 00:27:12,531
And, girl, I ain't going nowhere.

687
00:27:12,572 --> 00:27:14,240
I need you to leave.

688
00:27:14,282 --> 00:27:15,699
Mm, so let's get it o... !

689
00:27:15,741 --> 00:27:17,035
Wait, what's happening?

690
00:27:17,076 --> 00:27:18,786
He wants to try to change.

691
00:27:18,828 --> 00:27:21,540
He wants a second chance,
and I want to give it to him.

692
00:27:21,581 --> 00:27:23,749
What... 

693
00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:26,710
So you... you were just
using me to hurt him?

694
00:27:26,752 --> 00:27:29,047
Yes.

695
00:27:29,088 --> 00:27:30,298
Thank you.

696
00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:32,300
But what... what about me?

697
00:27:32,342 --> 00:27:34,219
What happens to me?

698
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:37,556
I... I certainly can't go
back to you as my mother.

699
00:27:37,597 --> 00:27:40,392
After I've zipped down, you
can't expect me to zip up!

700
00:27:40,433 --> 00:27:41,601
I know that.

701
00:27:41,643 --> 00:27:43,102
But you have to leave.

702
00:27:43,144 --> 00:27:45,522
Oh, no, I'm okay with the mothering.

703
00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,315
I mean, he had you first, I'm here to stay.

704
00:27:47,357 --> 00:27:49,108
It's just a little
mother/son bump in the road.

705
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:52,070
Mother, I ain't going nowhere.

706
00:27:52,111 --> 00:27:55,281
Your hand is broken again.

707
00:27:55,323 --> 00:27:58,826
No, it's just my heart.

708
00:27:58,868 --> 00:28:01,621
Oh, it's my hand, too, actually.

709
00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:02,706
I'm sorry, Buster.

710
00:28:02,746 --> 00:28:03,873
Buster was blindsided.

711
00:28:03,915 --> 00:28:05,791
Ophelia!

712
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,419
Tell me this.

713
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,878
Who is a better lover?

714
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,422
- He is.
- He is. Okay.

715
00:28:11,464 --> 00:28:12,965
What about son?!

716
00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:15,885
Buster was hurt.

717
00:28:17,845 --> 00:28:20,223
And perhaps that's why he availed himself

718
00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:23,017
to the photos of Herbert
and the prostitute.

719
00:28:24,644 --> 00:28:26,688
And Buster, furious,

720
00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:30,609
decided to expose Herbert himself.

721
00:28:32,026 --> 00:28:34,320
But not before using the wrong hand

722
00:28:34,362 --> 00:28:36,114
to punch a picture of Herbert.

723
00:28:36,155 --> 00:28:37,616
Stupid Bust... !

724
00:28:39,867 --> 00:28:41,453
Unfortunately, it was the night of Cinco,

725
00:28:41,494 --> 00:28:44,581
and no one was home to find him.

726
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:47,333
Sad. Sad.

727
00:28:52,756 --> 00:28:56,301
Buster came to and rushed
to Cinco to share the photos

728
00:28:56,342 --> 00:28:58,386
with Herbert Love's political enemy,

729
00:28:58,428 --> 00:29:02,390
when he ran into Tobias,
who enlisted Buster's help

730
00:29:02,432 --> 00:29:06,603
for a musical that was becoming
less fantastic every minute.

731
00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,896
But I've got to find Lucille 2,
I've got to give her pictures.

732
00:29:08,938 --> 00:29:11,190
- I don't know the songs.
- It's prerecorded.

733
00:29:11,232 --> 00:29:13,318
You're a monster, you
don't have to be any good.

734
00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:15,695
- What?
- Now just go Thing your heart out

735
00:29:15,737 --> 00:29:17,905
and don't be put off by
the freakishly large... 

736
00:29:17,947 --> 00:29:19,365
What... Oh, God!

737
00:29:19,407 --> 00:29:20,742
Okay, well, well, good.

738
00:29:20,784 --> 00:29:22,494
Then just the, uh, the one glove will do,

739
00:29:22,535 --> 00:29:24,870
and, uh... perfecto!

740
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,624
As fate would have it,

741
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:30,502
Perfecto Telles was also
in need of a monster.

742
00:29:30,543 --> 00:29:33,129
He's a bully. So I want
you to "bad cop" him

743
00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:34,172
for me a little, okay?

744
00:29:34,213 --> 00:29:35,507
Yeah, yeah.

745
00:29:35,548 --> 00:29:36,882
And that's when he heard his name.

746
00:29:36,924 --> 00:29:38,718
Perfecto!

747
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,012
And he's a real bully.

748
00:29:41,053 --> 00:29:43,222
He's taking money from this
innocent young high school girl.

749
00:29:43,264 --> 00:29:44,641
Ugh, I don't think I can help you.

750
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:46,476
Please. I don't want to be

751
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:48,353
- a monster anymore.
- Can't you just

752
00:29:48,394 --> 00:29:51,230
show him a little thunder?
Just to scare him a bit?

753
00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:54,150
And that's when Buster saw
the woman he'd come for.

754
00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:55,694
I'm sorry.

755
00:29:55,735 --> 00:29:58,070
I have to take care of something.

756
00:29:59,572 --> 00:30:00,824
Lucille 2.

757
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:03,201
- I've been looking for you.
- Buster!

758
00:30:03,242 --> 00:30:04,494
You look different;
something's happened to you.

759
00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,578
Yes.

760
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:07,455
I've been with a black woman.

761
00:30:07,497 --> 00:30:08,914
I was talking about your hand.

762
00:30:08,956 --> 00:30:11,334
Oh. This huge thing? Yeah, it's new.

763
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,378
Of course, the week after
I got it, the six came out.

764
00:30:13,419 --> 00:30:15,129
You can play a flute with that one.

765
00:30:15,171 --> 00:30:16,381
It comes with a flute!

766
00:30:16,422 --> 00:30:17,841
But I'm not here about that.

767
00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:19,759
I'm here about this.

768
00:30:19,801 --> 00:30:21,511
What is this?

769
00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:25,097
Oh, just pictures of Herbert
Love with a lady of the night.

770
00:30:25,139 --> 00:30:29,018
And he's gotten himself in some
pretty hot ham water this time.

771
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:32,689
I want you to humiliate
him and win the election.

772
00:30:32,731 --> 00:30:34,524
That's my wig.

773
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,984
Buster, this is priceless;
why are you giving it to me?

774
00:30:37,026 --> 00:30:38,486
Because I want to hurt him.

775
00:30:38,528 --> 00:30:40,864
I've never known you
to want to hurt anybody.

776
00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:43,742
Well, I hurt my mother, didn't I?

777
00:30:43,783 --> 00:30:45,993
I missed her trial, and
she cut me out of her life.

778
00:30:46,035 --> 00:30:47,620
- But I'm over that!
- Really?

779
00:30:47,662 --> 00:30:50,164
Then you have me to thank for that.

780
00:30:50,206 --> 00:30:52,500
- What do you mean?
- Oh, Buster,

781
00:30:52,542 --> 00:30:55,545
you think missing her
trial was an accident?

782
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,505
Yes.

783
00:30:57,547 --> 00:30:59,131
Buster, I helped you with that.

784
00:30:59,173 --> 00:31:01,801
Although "helped" might not be

785
00:31:01,843 --> 00:31:03,386
the best description of what she did.

786
00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:05,513
In fact, she'd been laying in wait for him.

787
00:31:05,555 --> 00:31:07,807
Oh, Buster!

788
00:31:07,849 --> 00:31:09,934
Hello!

789
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:14,773
And once she'd gotten
Buster into the apartment,

790
00:31:14,814 --> 00:31:16,900
she eschewed the all-natural
juice for the kind

791
00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:19,903
with cartoon animals
and riddles on the box.

792
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:24,574
The type Buster had been
known to have a weakness for.

793
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,451
Thank you.

794
00:31:26,492 --> 00:31:29,454
And soon, the partying was off the hook,

795
00:31:29,495 --> 00:31:31,748
with Buster drinking right out of the box.

796
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:35,460
Oh, this is just like Mother's Day Eve!

797
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:38,630
Although, at one point,

798
00:31:38,671 --> 00:31:41,006
he did have something close to an insight.

799
00:31:41,048 --> 00:31:43,050
I mean, how do you miss a sign like that?

800
00:31:43,092 --> 00:31:44,427
Oh.

801
00:31:47,096 --> 00:31:49,014
I was tinkling!

802
00:31:50,224 --> 00:31:51,476
You kept me from mother?

803
00:31:51,517 --> 00:31:53,853
You sent her to prison?

804
00:31:53,895 --> 00:31:55,396
And this whole time, I thought about

805
00:31:55,438 --> 00:31:56,606
getting back together with you.

806
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:58,483
Well, you're a little late, honey.

807
00:31:58,524 --> 00:32:01,360
I've been dating your father
for the past couple of weeks.

808
00:32:06,908 --> 00:32:08,576
Buster was in a whirl.

809
00:32:10,787 --> 00:32:14,248
Confused and betrayed, he
wanted to punch something.

810
00:32:14,290 --> 00:32:15,917
Which is why he went here.

811
00:32:15,959 --> 00:32:18,085
Hey! I need to punch something!

812
00:32:18,127 --> 00:32:20,379
Even if it is a poor little donkey.

813
00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:22,548
But it wasn't that kind of donkey punch.

814
00:32:23,549 --> 00:32:25,551
Oh, I need some juice.

815
00:32:28,095 --> 00:32:31,516
Perhaps uno mas, señor,
to feed to the fishes?

816
00:32:32,308 --> 00:32:33,309
Gene Parmesan.

817
00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:35,311
This is not my real job.

818
00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:37,438
And that's when Buster heard his target.

819
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,774
I got to go up and give my speech.

820
00:32:39,816 --> 00:32:41,860
You!

821
00:32:41,901 --> 00:32:44,111
Oh, hey, it's the Blind Side Monster.

822
00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:48,616
And so he blindsided him and became one.

823
00:32:49,951 --> 00:32:51,202
And it was amidst

824
00:32:51,243 --> 00:32:53,663
the rampaging of the blowback

825
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,957
that a juiced-up Buster
noticed something horrifying.

826
00:33:12,015 --> 00:33:13,641
Oh, no.

827
00:33:13,683 --> 00:33:16,477
I'm in the movie.

828
00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:18,646
Oh, no.

829
00:33:24,027 --> 00:33:25,945
Buster tries to cover his tracks.

830
00:33:25,987 --> 00:33:26,863
Hey, nephew!

831
00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:28,155
New hand.

832
00:33:28,197 --> 00:33:29,782
It's cool. That's cool.

833
00:33:29,824 --> 00:33:33,202
You know that super-duper
privacy software you have?

834
00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:35,287
Does that work on security cameras?

835
00:33:35,329 --> 00:33:36,247
Of course, yeah.

836
00:33:36,288 --> 00:33:37,582
Works on everything.

837
00:33:37,623 --> 00:33:38,666
May I borrow it?

838
00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,710
One second.

839
00:33:42,045 --> 00:33:44,005
Here you go, Uncle Buster. I put it on

840
00:33:44,047 --> 00:33:45,757
a hard drive for you. Just
please be careful with it.

841
00:33:45,798 --> 00:33:47,592
Of course, of course.

842
00:33:50,636 --> 00:33:53,097
Have you got one with a case?

843
00:33:53,138 --> 00:33:54,557
Hey, Carl.

844
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:55,767
Buster!

845
00:33:55,808 --> 00:33:57,476
And Buster visits

846
00:33:57,518 --> 00:34:00,312
a Balboa Towers guard
he'd known for many years

847
00:34:00,354 --> 00:34:01,940
for an impromptu lesson

848
00:34:01,981 --> 00:34:05,317
on how their footage
is gathered and stored.

849
00:34:05,359 --> 00:34:06,736
May I use your phone?

850
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,238
But when Carl steps away,

851
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,823
Buster goes into action

852
00:34:10,865 --> 00:34:13,826
and attempts to Fakeblock the footage.

853
00:34:13,868 --> 00:34:15,411
Oh.

854
00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:18,581
Sounds like it's working.

855
00:34:30,093 --> 00:34:31,010
Buster.

856
00:34:31,052 --> 00:34:32,177
Hey, Carl.

857
00:34:32,219 --> 00:34:34,013
- Everything okay?
- Mm-hmm.

858
00:34:34,055 --> 00:34:35,180
Bye, Carl.

859
00:34:35,222 --> 00:34:36,891
- Bye-bye, Buster.
- Okay.

860
00:34:47,902 --> 00:34:50,529
What she did to this boy.

861
00:34:52,530 --> 00:35:02,530
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