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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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- Hi!
- Ah!
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Good morning.
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How many times have I told you
not to wake me up like that?
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Well, you've been living
here two days, so...
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Two.
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Hey, shouldn't you be on your little
pink bike, pedaling off to school?
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Nah, I got some time.
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Besides I wanna finish watching
the new episode of "That's a Drag".
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- Oh, you like that show?
- I love that show!
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- I love that show.
- Ah.
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Eh.
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Hey, do you have the remote?
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Uh, yeah, might be
under my covers there.
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Oh yeah, I think I found...
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A bone with meat on it.
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Ah, there's my beef rib.
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Tried to escape, eh?
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Well, now, you're
going in the hole, see?
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Where'd ya get a beef rib?
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Your Nona brought over a
whole rack of 'em last night.
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Yay, I love my Nona's ribs!
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Well...
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You can suck on the bones.
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- Oh, here's the remote.
- Turn on "That's a Drag".
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Kay-kay.
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Oh the giraffe.
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Hey, mom, does this skirt
make my butt look big?
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No. It makes your butt look just right.
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Nyehhhh.
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Now, gimme back my laptop!
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Look, on TV shows, they don't
let 'em use real Pear computers,
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so they change the Pear to a banana.
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That's so clever!
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Well, I found him.
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Dillon!
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What happened to you?!
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Your dress is filthy!
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And your face...
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I joined the football team.
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What?!
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That is so cool!
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I say that skirt does
make his butt look big.
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Grampers!
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Grampers.
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Come in, Dice!
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Any girls here have heads?
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Yes! We both have heads!
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Then I got something you both need.
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Barbecue sauce?
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Hats. Only 50 cents each.
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Why does it say alababama?
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They spelled it wrong.
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Ya got any defective
hats from other states?
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Yeah. I got kentacky, newbraska...
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Mouth Dakota, montuna.
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Momma wants montuna!
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Cool.
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Hey, you guys got any breakfast?
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There's some meat left on this bone.
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- I'm gonna nuke it.
- I don't care.
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Ding dong.
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- Why'd ya do that?
- Do what?
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- Hi.
- Hey. I saw this flyer.
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- You two are babysitters?
- Yes.
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I mean...
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One moment please.
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Our first real customer! Now
we're professional babysitters!
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Shh! Just be cool! We don't want
him to know we're new at this!
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He's three feet away.
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So can you guys babysit my boys?
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- Sure!
- When?
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- Today after school?
- That works.
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Yeah! Wuh! Wuh! Wuh! Shh, be cool.
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I'll try to control myself.
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- I'll see ya later.
- Yeah, you will.
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It's not like we're new at this.
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Oh, yay, I'm so excited I get to...
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Ah geez, I gotta get to school.
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Hey, don't you have to go to school?
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Yeah, but I do it online now. See?
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Yay, I'm at school.
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- Bye, Sam.
- See you.
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Bye, guys. Later. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay. Math.
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Let's see...
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Channel 2...
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Plus channel 5...
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Equals channel 7.
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♪ I'm never that far.
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♪ No matter where you are.
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♪ Believe it, we
can make it come true.
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♪ We'll do it our way,
no matter what they say.
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♪ Because no one's
gonna do it for you.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah!
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♪ But I, I, I, I...
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♪ I'll never say, never.
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♪ As long as we keep it together.
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♪ Oh!
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♪ If you're living a dream,
and you know what it means.
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♪ Then you can't let
them change your mind.
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♪ It's the life that we choose,
and we still break the rules.
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♪ But it's all gonna be just fine.
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♪ Just fine.
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♪ Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine.
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♪ You and me we're gonna be just fine.
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♪ Oh.
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Sam! Sam, it's so bad.
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It's so bad.
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Look. I took two rib bones
and made 'em into a weapon.
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Hyaaaah!
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I can't... no, I
can't. I can't. I can't.
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Cat.
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Cat.
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Hey! Hey, hey! Why are you freaking out?
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I was... I was reading "Redline
Hollywood," and they canceled.
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They canceled "That's a Drag"?!?
Why? That show's a big hit!
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What kinda TV network
cancels a big hit?!
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It's insane! They're not even
gonna do a big final episode!
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What?!
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Ding dong.
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Go away! A quality TV
show's been canceled!
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No, it's the kids we
promised we'd babysit.
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Aw, crepes.
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Hey.
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Here's my boys. Ethan, Bob. Later.
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Wait! Are there any
special instructions or...
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'Kay later.
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Hello, children.
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You guys wanna break some bottles?
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Orrrrr...
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We could watch a movie
or play video games.
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Hey, hey, okay, what're we doing here?
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Aw, he's cuddling your leg.
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Yes, how cute.
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Are you gonna feed us dinner?
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- Sure.
- What are we having?
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- We can have chicken.
- Do you have a pet?
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- No.
- Why is your hair red?
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- Oh, well, I use this...
- Do you have any diseases?
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Diseases?!
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Kid, dude, let go.
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- Do you like frogs?
- No.
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- Do you have a bowling ball?
- No.
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Did ya hear they
canceled "That's a Drag"?
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Yes!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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- Ah, okay, here we go.
- Where do we go?
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- That's not what I meant.
- What did you mean?
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I was about to tell Cat that I
found some information online.
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Information about what?
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About how to remove
tongues from little boys.
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Hey, did you find out who's
in charge of "That's a Drag"?!
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Yeah, the producer is some
guy named Jeff Du Shell.
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And they film the show
at West Hollywood Studios.
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That's not far from here!
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Ewe, Bob, you're drooling on my sweater.
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Hey, look, a chair, fun.
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Well, come on, let's go save a TV show.
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Yeah! Roommate power!
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What?
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Let's touch rings.
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I don't wear rings.
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Oh. Well, then let's bump butts!
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I'll buy a ring.
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Whoa.
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It's the set of "That's a Drag"!
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It looks just like it does on TV!
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Except the men are wearing pants.
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Hey!
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You supposed to be here?
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Hey, hey, hey, you're Cheb, right?
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Yeah, who are you?
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- This is Cheb.
- 'Sup Cheb?
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What are you doing here?
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Your car's on fire.
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My hatchback?!
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On my way, baby!
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Later, Cheb.
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Cheb's nice.
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Bob, ya gotta quit squeezing my thighs.
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There. See that guy?
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He loves to cuddle.
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Go get some.
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Where's the bathroom?
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Uh, probably that way.
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- Will you come with me?
- No.
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What if my zipper gets stuck?
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Yank on it.
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Whoa!
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Just call Richard Weitz and
tell him to get me a job.
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Oh, hello? Can I help you?
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I dunno, what are you?
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I'm Jeff Du Shell, the uh...
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The producer of "That's a Drag"?!
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Yes, I am.
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Ow!
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- What was that for?!
- To make your foot hurt!
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For canceling our favorite TV show!
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All right, listen...
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Cat, producers don't cancel shows.
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Yeah. I'm more upset than anyone.
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Not than me! Oh!
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Please tell those men
to stop moving things!
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I can't do that.
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Okay, everyone, take five!
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Hey, you, where's that
kid that was on your leg?
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Oh. I think he climbed up there
and crawled inside that stage light.
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Bob?!?
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Aw, man. Well, just help me get him.
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I'm on a break.
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You have to save the show!
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I tried. I did everything I could.
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But you can't just throw
this whole world away!
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Right, Sam?
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Yeah, I got a situation with Bob here.
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Look, kid, I just think...
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I mean this is the chair where
Dillon threw up on his bunny!
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And what about these cool
stairs that really go nowhere,
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but thanks to the illusion of
television seem like they go somewhere?
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And this couch, where Grampers showed buddy
and Chip that weird trick with his thumb?
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B'doop, b'doop.
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Look, my phone just beeped.
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I've got to go play tennis.
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Wait. But Mr. Du Shell!
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I'll play tennis with you!
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Ah! Seriously, Bob.
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Whoa!
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- Mr. Du Shell!
- I'm sorry! The show is canceled.
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Uh! Well, no!
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Mr. Du Shell, please,
no, don't get in the car.
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No! Don't start the car!
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Uh! You started the car!
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No, Mr. Du Shell, please,
you're my only hope!
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No!
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I'm not giving up yet!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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You can't just wipe me away!
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No. Oh! Mr. Du Shell, you have to stop!
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Please?! Ah!
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Bob, are you gonna make me
come up there and get you?
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Okay, let's see.
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Uh, the light is hanging
from that chain...
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Which goes to that rope...
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And...
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And...
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There.
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Buckle up, Bob.
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Bob.
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Now that is good babysitting.
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Does Batman wear underwear?
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Shaddep.
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Is this a couch or a sofa?
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I don't know.
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- Do monsters get sick?
- I don't care.
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What are bellybuttons for?
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Soup.
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Hi, it's me, Cat.
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Dude, where ya been?!
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On the hood of that
producer guy's car...
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All the way from
Hollywood to Santa Monica.
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00:14:09,928 --> 00:14:12,890
- What?! That's like seventeen miles!
- Yeah.
265
00:14:12,891 --> 00:14:17,067
I finally fell off when
we hit a speed bump.
266
00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:22,968
These broke like my heart when
they canceled "That's a Drag".
267
00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:27,349
Aw, don't cry. You're getting all...
268
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,019
Here.
269
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:31,310
Boop, boop!
270
00:14:31,311 --> 00:14:33,651
Boop, boop!
271
00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:36,452
Ya know what you need?
272
00:14:36,453 --> 00:14:39,093
My own unicorn?
273
00:14:39,557 --> 00:14:42,083
And a little...
274
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:44,844
"That's a drag".
275
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,364
I can't believe he's gone.
276
00:14:47,365 --> 00:14:51,088
Well, Grampers may be gone,
but the good news is...
277
00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:54,689
We'll always have his teeth.
278
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,642
Yeah. At least, we'll
always have a piece of him.
279
00:14:58,643 --> 00:15:01,712
I wish I could always
have a piece of this show.
280
00:15:01,713 --> 00:15:04,473
I need a cookie.
281
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,323
I got one more hat.
282
00:15:10,324 --> 00:15:13,864
Who wants to buy tennesippi?
283
00:15:13,892 --> 00:15:16,738
No one. You're coming with me.
284
00:15:16,739 --> 00:15:18,696
- Where we going?
- Bup, bup, bup!
285
00:15:18,697 --> 00:15:20,776
Hey, you mind watching these kids?
286
00:15:20,777 --> 00:15:23,192
I gotta go do something.
287
00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:26,099
I don't mind. Maybe they'll cheer me up.
288
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,380
Atta girl.
289
00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:36,071
My cookies.
290
00:15:42,587 --> 00:15:45,234
Whoa, this is where they
film "That's a Drag"!
291
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,755
- Shh!
- Shh!
292
00:15:49,194 --> 00:15:51,728
Listen, I'm gonna create a distraction.
293
00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:54,690
When I do, you sneak
on the set and, um...
294
00:15:54,691 --> 00:15:58,068
Grab that zebra lamp, stuff it down
your pants, then I'll meet you outside.
295
00:15:58,069 --> 00:15:59,270
Why?
296
00:15:59,271 --> 00:16:00,943
Because the show's canceled!
297
00:16:00,944 --> 00:16:05,342
And I want Cat to have a piece
of it, ya know, to keep forever.
298
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:08,163
Aw, you're sweet.
299
00:16:10,215 --> 00:16:13,215
Never call me sweet.
300
00:16:14,152 --> 00:16:16,651
No, no, no! I said...
301
00:16:16,652 --> 00:16:18,632
Smeet!
302
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:23,327
Just get ready to grab the lamp.
303
00:16:23,328 --> 00:16:26,797
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't
steal stuff. I'm a deal maker.
304
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,933
Just grab the lamp and
I'll give ya 20 bucks.
305
00:16:28,934 --> 00:16:30,854
Deal.
306
00:16:44,849 --> 00:16:47,189
Ah! Injury!
307
00:16:47,419 --> 00:16:48,952
Bleeding arm!
308
00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:51,621
Oh, look this way! Arm blood!
309
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:54,211
Her arm's bleeding! What do we do?!
310
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:58,772
Uh, just keep looking
at my bleeding arm!
311
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:03,859
Hey! There's a kid putting
a lamp down his pants!
312
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:06,320
Get the kid!
313
00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:07,975
Wait!
314
00:17:07,976 --> 00:17:10,394
I had an itch. I had to scratch it.
315
00:17:10,395 --> 00:17:12,855
Bleeding arm.
316
00:17:14,212 --> 00:17:17,272
Blood on your donuts!
317
00:17:27,892 --> 00:17:31,628
Why are we at a home for the elderly?
318
00:17:31,629 --> 00:17:35,367
Because old people love little kids.
319
00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:37,023
Look, everyone!
320
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:41,764
Who wants to squeeze
some adorable children?!
321
00:17:42,173 --> 00:17:44,841
Oh, good, here ya go. Here's Bob.
322
00:17:44,842 --> 00:17:48,262
Watch out. He's a hugger.
323
00:17:52,074 --> 00:17:53,602
Cat.
324
00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:55,019
Oh, hi, Nona.
325
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,707
I didn't know you were coming to visit.
326
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,449
Yeah, I just really needed
a break from those kids.
327
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:02,026
And I need a hug from my Nona.
328
00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:03,827
Aw.
329
00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:06,322
How's your day been?
330
00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:08,865
Pretty rough. But I'm
starting to feel better.
331
00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:11,402
Ya know, putting the
bad stuff out of my mind.
332
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:13,066
Oh, good.
333
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:15,932
Oh, did you hear they
canceled "That's a Drag"?
334
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:19,053
Oh! Why'd ya say it?
335
00:18:20,311 --> 00:18:22,679
No, no, that wasn't me.
336
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,182
- I've got a good reason.
- You got a good reason. Tell me.
337
00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:28,552
- Tell me what the good reason is.
- I don't know what it is.
338
00:18:28,553 --> 00:18:33,524
All right, all right,
hold up, cut, cut it, cut!
339
00:18:33,525 --> 00:18:35,329
Why's she yelling cut?
340
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:39,329
You watch it or I will
write your name down.
341
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,910
Who are you?
342
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,632
Um, who am I?!
343
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:46,520
I am the assistant to the
President of this studio.
344
00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:49,273
- You look like a teenager.
- Hey!
345
00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:54,611
I have a graduate degree from
the University of alababama.
346
00:18:54,612 --> 00:18:57,972
Now, you go wait outside.
347
00:18:58,094 --> 00:19:00,321
- But he's the boy that tried to steal...
- Go!
348
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:03,922
Smeet me in the parking lot.
349
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:10,016
Okay, where ya taking all
this "That's a Drag" stuff?
350
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:13,257
To storage warehouse 14.
351
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,934
Oh, no no, no. No, no.
352
00:19:17,935 --> 00:19:20,181
Gimme that.
353
00:19:20,182 --> 00:19:25,163
My boss wants all this
stuff to go to this address.
354
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,638
All of it?
355
00:19:26,639 --> 00:19:28,224
All of...
356
00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:30,025
It.
357
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,517
And some pizza.
358
00:19:33,518 --> 00:19:35,227
- What kind?
- All kinds!
359
00:19:35,228 --> 00:19:40,028
- Okay, let's go, let's go!
- Three cheeses!
360
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,764
Reerrr!
361
00:19:47,765 --> 00:19:49,470
Reerrr!
362
00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:50,947
Why are you making cat sounds?
363
00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:52,736
Because Cat's coming!
364
00:19:52,737 --> 00:19:54,605
So why not just say, "Cat's coming"?
365
00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:59,212
Oh, because I was, ya know,
using a special signal because...
366
00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:01,733
Cat's coming.
367
00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:20,495
Shut the fridge!
368
00:20:20,498 --> 00:20:21,961
Ya like it?
369
00:20:21,962 --> 00:20:24,268
Like it, I love it!
370
00:20:24,269 --> 00:20:26,718
It's all the stuff from "That's a Drag"!
371
00:20:26,719 --> 00:20:28,879
Sho' is.
372
00:20:29,118 --> 00:20:30,978
Wow!
373
00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:34,413
We have to find out who did this!
374
00:20:34,414 --> 00:20:36,814
I did this.
375
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,987
Really?!
376
00:20:40,218 --> 00:20:42,838
Sam, you're so sweet.
377
00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:45,299
Hey, never...
378
00:20:46,188 --> 00:20:48,029
I guess I'm a little sweet.
379
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,404
Well, come on!
380
00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:51,985
Roommate power!
381
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,687
Ugh.
382
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,694
Ah! Woo!
383
00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:58,835
Woo! Hoo!
384
00:20:58,836 --> 00:21:03,340
Not a hugger. Not a
hugger. Not a hugger!
385
00:21:03,341 --> 00:21:05,116
Wait, where's all my Nona's stuff?!
386
00:21:05,117 --> 00:21:08,557
- I dunno, some storage warehouse.
- But what if she gets mad at us.
387
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,418
Aah!
388
00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:13,681
Why do boats float?
389
00:21:13,682 --> 00:21:16,502
No more questions!
390
00:21:16,554 --> 00:21:19,554
Are you on Medicare?
391
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:23,793
Nona, about your furniture, I...
392
00:21:23,794 --> 00:21:27,754
Just yank this child off my back.
393
00:21:27,798 --> 00:21:30,138
I got him.
394
00:21:31,336 --> 00:21:33,015
Ooh.
395
00:21:33,016 --> 00:21:34,656
Thank you.
396
00:21:34,657 --> 00:21:37,657
I'm going away now.
397
00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:40,030
- Uh...
- Oh...
398
00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:41,831
Ah!
399
00:21:41,846 --> 00:21:44,514
Is that a new lamp?
400
00:21:44,515 --> 00:21:45,915
No.
401
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,284
Same old lamp.
402
00:21:47,285 --> 00:21:48,535
Zebra colored.
403
00:21:48,536 --> 00:21:51,536
Not from a TV show.
404
00:21:52,423 --> 00:21:56,503
I could swear something's different.
405
00:22:01,633 --> 00:22:04,234
- Will someone read me a story?
- No.
406
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,603
- Is toothpaste a vegetable?
- No.
407
00:22:06,604 --> 00:22:08,104
Can I jump off the roof?
408
00:22:08,105 --> 00:22:10,625
- Yes.
- Yes.
409
00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:13,902
Bob, please let go.
410
00:22:13,903 --> 00:22:17,046
- Who invented peanuts?
- I don't know.
411
00:22:17,047 --> 00:22:18,289
Bob.
412
00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:21,629
- Do spiders get headaches?
- Spiders!
413
00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:23,820
Bob seriously.
414
00:22:23,821 --> 00:22:26,548
- Will you wash my pants?
- That's it!
415
00:22:26,549 --> 00:22:29,606
Come on we're going somewhere. Oh!
416
00:22:29,607 --> 00:22:32,898
Oh! Oh! Purse. Thank you.
417
00:22:32,899 --> 00:22:38,799
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