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Oh, my God!
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So I see you've met Gus.
Ripped By mstoll
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Gus used to guard
a Ming Dynasty imperial tomb.
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- So he comes with the house?
- Oh, yes.
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You see, Pindar hates the place.
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I hate it.
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And no Jacuzzi?
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Well, sorry. No spa. However...
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...we do have...
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...this.
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Come on.
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Hu Jintao lost this sanctuary to me
in a mah-jongg tournament.
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Oh, I could get used to this.
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I think you'll find the monthly lease
most agreeable.
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My sinusitis inflammation
has completely disappeared.
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Perfect point break
at end of the beach.
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I could suffer here.
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- We'll take it.
- Splendid.
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- So this guy was in Nam with your dad?
- Yeah.
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They were ambushed in LZ Albany
back in '65.
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They make it out alive?
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Sorry we're late.
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Hi. I'm Jordan. This is my Uncle Don.
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Peter,
you look just like your old man.
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My dad has told me a lot
about you, sir.
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Have a seat. Have a seat.
What can we do to help?
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Well...
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...you're looking at a dead man.
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Because of a clerical error,
the VFA has declared me deceased.
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As a result, my credit,
my benefit cheques all cut off.
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I can't even get my mail.
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Figured we could straighten this out on
our own, but government agencies...
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Once you're dead,
it's like turning around a barge.
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Shouldn't be too hard to clear up.
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Except since Uncle Don wasn't
getting paid, he lapsed on a loan...
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...that he took out against his house
when my aunt got sick.
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The bank foreclosed on his home...
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...and this public notice
posted in yesterday's paper.
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They're auctioning off my home
this afternoon.
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I got blindsided.
Peter, I really need your help.
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Don, unfortunately,
we're under new management.
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Very strict management.
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What if we don't run this
by the partners?
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- What do you mean?
- It's not a legal case.
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We got the insurance money. We use
that money to buy Don's house...
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...and we sell it back to him
once we unfreeze his assets.
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Don't need the partners' permission
to buy a house.
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- What do you think about that, Don?
- I'm not in any position to say no.
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Damn right. You're a dead man.
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Too soon?
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Damien, Damien.
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I would like to introduce you
to Nataliya Filas.
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Nataliya just recently arrived
from the Ukraine...
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...where she's here
to pursue the American dream.
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Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.
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And where exactly do you dance,
Nataliya?
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Damien, that was uncalled for.
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Nataliya
is attending Culver College...
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...where she hopes one day
to open an art house movie theatre.
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A place to enjoy classics...
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...like Jerry Maguire or 27 Dresses.
- I love Jerry Maguire.
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I was worried there was a reason
I was in this conversation.
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We met a few weeks ago when I was
ordering chicken fingers from her...
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...from the Jumbo Burger on campus.
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And yesterday,
she was fired without warning.
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If I don't stay employed on campus,
they will deport me...
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...for violating the terms of my visa.
- Awesome.
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I'm sorry.
Mind if we have a moment alone?
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We're gonna have
a Legally Blonde strategy session.
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- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
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Thank you.
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- Isn't she delightful?
- Okay. Seriously.
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- What the hell's going on?
- What?
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You're advising fast-food workers?
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You're near giving away beach houses?
People think you've lost your mind.
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Maybe I've just found it.
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It's not the Saturday crossword.
What's going on? We're concerned.
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Perhaps it's time you knew.
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On my last trip to Zambia...
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...I participated
in the Wom-boss-ee Roar...
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...an ancient ritual
of the Wom-boss tribe.
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After engaging...
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...in a painful circumcision
by village elders...
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...I roamed the wild.
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After wandering for days,
I came upon the Victoria Falls...
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...where I had a moment
so karmically seismic...
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...it triggered an epiphany.
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- Oh, Damien. I witnessed a...
- Yes?
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A...
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Oh, for God's sake, Damien...
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...just get her her bloody job back,
all right? Please.
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Nataliya, would you care
to join me in my office?
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Okay.
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I can't promise I will not get lost
in the spirit of competition.
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Don't. Don't go over 65.
That's the balance of Don's loan.
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- Is that a hard 65?
- Yes, stay firm.
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Parcel 139-M sold for 82,600.
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Know if Fillmore house
has gone up yet?
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Up next.
You're interested in parcel 143-B?
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One-four... Absolutely.
We have money to burn.
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I might buy Vermont Avenue,
Boardwalk...
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...the thimble. Who knows?
- One-forty-three-B. Opening bid.
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If the opening bid is not met,
property will remain in REO status.
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Okay. This is us. Stay firm, 65.
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I did not come here to fold.
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Bidding starts at $45,000.
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- One hundred thousand.
- We're out.
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- I thought the market was depressed.
- You haven't seen depressed.
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We gotta tell Don
he's living on the street.
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Some realtor bought it?
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Yeah. You know how developers are.
Descend on auctions like vultures.
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Let me see the paper.
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So ballet four times a week
and then biking.
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Training for a decathlon?
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I was born with toddler obesity.
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- Peter's also a survivor.
- No joke.
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Single dwelling in the valley
on one acre.
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Gonna knock it down,
subdivide the property.
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Bulldozers are set to roll on Thursday,
hoping for an injunction to stop sale.
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You wanna do this pro bono
because he fought...
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...in the Vietnam War with your dad?
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You're on board of Yellow Ribbon Fund
and visit Walter Reed twice a year.
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And if anyone would be sympathetic
to a war vet in need...
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...it would be Rachel Rose King.
- Rachel Rose King.
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- Someone did homework.
- I did.
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- We read it.
- Put in 20 hours, then move off it.
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- Find the name of the developer.
- Got it. Thanks.
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Talk about unfair.
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Don's supposed to be
enjoying his golden years...
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...and here he is
sorting out his own debt.
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I'd like to die first.
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Who would do all the shopping?
And you're the best cook.
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No, it should be me.
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I meant die before my wife.
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So did I.
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The realtor from the auction
works for Groody Homes.
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Your hearing is set
for 10 a.m. Tomorrow.
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- Good work.
- Oh, look, bogey at 3 o'clock.
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Look at her. My God.
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She is unreal.
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- Why don't you go light that candle?
- Okay. Yeah.
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Let's do it.
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- Peter?
- Yeah?
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- What you doing?
- Fluffing.
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Get the hell out of here. Go, go, go.
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Looks like you got a big one,
like a halibut or something.
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Really? You think I got a halibut?
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You're from down under.
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No, Minnesota.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, halibut are good eating,
but those babies can run.
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So I hope you have
some heavy testage on there.
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I got a 100-pound test
with an anchor hook...
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...so there's plenty of testage
when I bring her into shore.
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That's good. That's good. Yeah,
you can never have too heavy. Stupid.
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You sound very experienced.
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Peter Bash.
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Look, I'm having some people over
tomorrow.
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- I have plans tomorrow.
- Oh, come on.
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You answered
before seeing my huge deck.
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Deck size doesn't really impress me.
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That's it? What about your fish?
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It felt like a skate.
Big, dumb, bit of a bottom-feeder.
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Hey, can I ask
when you cut the line on me?
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When I saw you doing push-ups.
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Because of this clerical error...
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...Groody Homes positioned bulldozers
to knock down Don French's house.
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Have we mentioned
that our client is a war veteran?
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Eleven times.
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So we are here
to ask for a 60-day injunction...
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...to stop the demolition
of a war veteran's property...
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...on 1120 Fillmore Road...
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...until we...
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I'm... I'm... I'm sorry, Your Honour.
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Is something funny?
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I finally drew a case
with Franklin and Bash.
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My colleagues cringe when they see
your names in their calendars.
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I look at it as a welcome break
from monotony.
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- That's... Thank you.
- Big fans of yours too.
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- Is this gonna be a conflict?
- Excuse me?
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Are you insinuating that my respect
for fellow officers of the court...
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...will somehow compromise
my impartial judgement?
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- It sounded like it.
- No. No, Your Honour.
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- I just... It... It bordered on fawning.
- Fawning.
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Insult me again
and I'll hold you in contempt.
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This never happens.
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Can you prove that Donald French
is alive, Mr. Bash?
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Yes, Your Honour. We have
a driver's licence, birth certificate...
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And, Your Honour...
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...still breathing.
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- That's good. That's good.
- Your Honour...
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...my client had nothing to do
with this alleged clerical error.
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The plaintiff's request
to hold off demolition is granted.
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However, Mr. French...
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...you've had enough time
to resolve this matter...
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...so I'm gonna impose an injunction
of five days.
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- Five days? Your Honour.
- Five is less than 60.
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Gentlemen, it's been great fun.
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Can't wait to do it again.
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- Is that bad?
- It could've gone worse.
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Yeah, we're lucky the judge likes us.
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- He said I was funny.
- Okay.
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The VFA discovered this wasn't
a keystroke error on their end.
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It came from your agency.
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- So we're kind of up against it.
- Right, I can see that.
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Credit cut,
house about to be bulldozed.
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I don't see you having problems
getting your identity back.
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I will mark this as priority...
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...and our investigators
will get right on it.
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Great. How much time?
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- Not longer than 30 days.
- Thirty days?
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- I don't have 30 days.
- Okay.
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What part of "house being bulldozed"
do you not understand?
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Look, I got an idea.
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Why don't you go tell your bosses to
make me alive in the next five minutes?
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Don, there is protocol to follow.
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I've been following rules
for the last six months.
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My grave keeps getting deeper
and deeper.
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You are not the first dead person
to walk in here.
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This agency
sees 14,000 cases a year.
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One of 10 is fraudulent. People trying
to siphon the deceased's benefits.
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These cases
must be thoroughly vetted.
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- But you guys made the mistake.
- No.
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I've got the death certificate
right here from the coroner's office.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- The what?
- I have got people behind you, okay?
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If you will leave this stuff here,
we will do the very best we can.
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Have a great day.
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Well, this is like
turning around a barge.
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Yeah.
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If Don knocked over a liquor store...
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...they'd have him in the system
in 30 seconds.
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Being alive at my age
is rough enough.
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Being dead is killing me.
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We're being watched.
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I've been doing research.
Turns out Gus isn't Gus.
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Gus is Zuul, gatekeeper of Gozer.
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It's only a matter of time...
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...before he comes to life
and destroys us.
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He still sleeps with a night light.
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- Don't tell them.
- Know what?
242
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,759
Burn the house down
because that'll kill Zuul.
243
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,433
You know how, right?
244
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,511
Know what "spontaneous combustion"
means?
245
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,592
- Latin for "Pindar did it."
- Go inside. Get a beer, buddy.
246
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,797
- Promise, I will help move Zuul tonight.
- Okay.
247
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,679
If you could get it before my bedtime,
that would be great.
248
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,838
Cheers.
249
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,033
What a coincidence.
I was about to play "Summer Lovin'."
250
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,351
Do you play it half as loud
as your "Wanted Dead or Alive"?
251
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,715
Making requests,
we don't even know your name.
252
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,071
I'm Charlie. I live next door.
253
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,038
Jared.
What kind of fisherwoman are you?
254
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,714
The kinesiologist kind
who has to rehab an ACL...
255
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,952
...on a Dodgers infielder
at 6 a.m. In Pasadena.
256
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,315
So how late are you guys planning
on partying?
257
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,516
Because a pennant may hang
in the balance.
258
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,194
I'm sure the Dodger fans
are holding their breath.
259
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,669
They should. I'm a Giants fan.
260
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,319
Nice.
261
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,199
We'll pull the plug around 10
since it's a school night.
262
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,395
Thank you. Thanks.
263
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,791
- Sure you don't want a drink?
- No, I'll take a rain cheque. Thanks.
264
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,188
That's not a no.
265
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,959
Just like Grease, American dude
falling for the Australian beach hottie.
266
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,554
That play had nothing to do
with an Australian.
267
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,472
I'm talking about the movie Grease.
268
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,232
- Didn't see the movie.
- You didn't?
269
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,278
- You didn't see the play.
- Don't like musicals based on movies.
270
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,878
Is that me?
271
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,439
It's not me.
272
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,749
Hello?
273
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,114
Hey.
274
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,869
All right. Calm down.
275
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,432
We'll take care of it.
276
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,989
Don French was arrested
for slashing the tyres...
277
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,038
...on a Groody truck
that was parked on his street.
278
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,831
It's great to see the sun again.
279
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,833
Got you reduced to an infraction
of disturbing the peace...
280
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,675
...but you do this again, this county's
gonna be your new house.
281
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,990
I thought it would get my name
in the system.
282
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,752
It did. The criminal system.
283
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,798
They listed you as John Doe
because Don French is deceased...
284
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,235
...so now John Doe
has a criminal record.
285
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,595
I'm sorry.
It's just, I'm getting desperate.
286
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,751
Just let us handle this.
287
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,194
You've seen war.
288
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,272
You know, in fact, my dad told me
a story about you guys...
289
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,399
...exchanging fire for about two days
in la Drang, right?
290
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,073
When the evac chopper came...
291
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,118
...you told him to run for it first,
he told me what you said.
292
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,113
You remember what you said?
You said:
293
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,157
"I've got your back."
294
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,558
We've got yours.
295
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,157
You are your father's son.
296
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,993
Everything's gonna be all right,
John Doe. Let's give you a ride.
297
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,396
No way Don French's death certificate
originated at the coroner's office.
298
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,118
- What?
- No. Without a coroner...
299
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,158
...somebody at Social Security
had to forge the seal...
300
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,436
...in order to process
this paperwork.
301
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,033
Hey.
302
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,478
- Hey, are you okay?
- I just tweaked something in my back...
303
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,631
...helping Pindy
move that stupid statue.
304
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,031
You want me to see
if Dr. Charlie makes house calls?
305
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,553
- The perfect icebreaker.
- No.
306
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,915
She helps
injured professional athletes.
307
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,469
I hurt myself interior decorating.
308
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,830
Why would Social Security
want Don dead?
309
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,991
Well, Groody Homes
sold A.J. Connelly...
310
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,276
...a house in Tarzana
at a huge discount...
311
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,873
...right before Don "died."
312
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,191
- A.J. I'm sorry. That's the dorky clerk?
- Yeah.
313
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,238
You can't get a house like that
on a government salary.
314
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,914
Well, maybe Groody Homes
cut A.J. A sweetheart deal...
315
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,038
...in order to fabricate Don's death.
- That's tough to prove.
316
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,475
I found out A.J. Split up
with his wife, Jenny...
317
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,232
...before he moved into his house.
318
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,834
A scorned woman
could be motivated to talk.
319
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,560
Push down on her.
We gotta see how high this thing goes.
320
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,039
Groody clearly got greedy.
321
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,792
And killed Don French.
322
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,038
I regret to tell you, Nataliya...
323
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,078
...but Jumbo Burger
will not change their mind.
324
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,071
I'll just make an appeal to INS.
325
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,798
- I'm not giving up.
- Okay, yeah.
326
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,919
But your visa expires in seven days.
Appeals take a lot longer than that.
327
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,752
If you're still in the country...
328
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,115
...you're gonna be banned
from re-entering.
329
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,759
I can't quit now.
330
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,115
Just like my favourite movie,
Rocky IV...
331
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,874
...Drago crushes Rocky
over and over again...
332
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,235
...but Rocky, he stands up.
333
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,039
Rocky IV happens to be
my favourite movie too.
334
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,191
Okay. Listen.
We are throwing in the towel.
335
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,952
This is not Rocky
or some rom-com...
336
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,190
...where you blow out candles
on your cake...
337
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,078
...and wake up married
to some prince.
338
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,275
Or is it?
339
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,431
- What?
- Well, just for instance...
340
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:55,673
...if we got married,
she could become a U.S. Citizen, huh?
341
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,512
You'd marry me?
342
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,954
Stanton, are you insane?
343
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,714
The INS is not in the business
of blessing marriages.
344
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,838
They ask questions. Very personal
and very specific questions.
345
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,513
All I know is, Damien...
346
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:11,959
...that I witnessed something incredible
that fateful day at the falls.
347
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,315
I think it's time you tell him.
348
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,278
He's blood, family.
349
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,991
Tell me what?
350
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,839
I met this gentleman
at the Victoria Falls.
351
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,558
He looked troubled.
352
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,838
So I recounted a story
about Brazilian zombie ants.
353
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,194
Before I could finish,
he told me to stop.
354
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,713
He looked me in the eye.
355
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,236
He had this strange, faraway look.
356
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:45,918
And then he shook my hand
and hurled himself into the falls.
357
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,833
Wait, he just jumped?
He didn't say anything?
358
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,276
No, how could he? I mean,
I didn't give him a chance to speak.
359
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:56,035
Since then,
I've decided just to let people talk...
360
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,351
...and I will just sit quietly
and listen.
361
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,831
One of the reasons
I brought Rachel in...
362
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:07,199
...was to give me more time
to understand people like Nataliya.
363
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,032
And I'm very grateful.
364
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,872
I'm sure you are. It's touching.
365
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,190
It compromises the integrity
of the firm...
366
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,828
...but touching nonetheless. It's...
367
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:25,519
- Will you, Nataliya, be my Adrian?
- Is this really happening?
368
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,398
I wouldn't mind
marrying you too much.
369
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,198
- Really?
- No.
370
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,838
Open up the champagne.
371
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,231
Okay. Time's up. Next table.
372
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:42,669
You have another two minutes
to meet your future fiancée.
373
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,755
- Hi.
- Hi.
374
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,798
What do you do? I'm in banking,
divorced, looking to change it.
375
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,039
- I'm straight.
- For now.
376
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,350
Yeah, I'm that good. You're hot.
377
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,988
You get a lot of play.
I'm gonna guess you dumped him.
378
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,750
- Actually, yeah, I did.
- What did he do?
379
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,275
Works for the government,
Social Security office.
380
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,112
- You?
- Oh, we'll get to me in a sec.
381
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,999
You are more interesting.
Was he cheating? I bet he was.
382
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,354
You are that good.
383
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,431
Moved into a new house in Tarzana.
384
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,079
- With her?
- No.
385
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,993
A.J. Says he wasn't cheating.
He says it was business.
386
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,149
- Deny, deny.
- Right?
387
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,039
How else do you explain dinners,
meeting in parking lots...
388
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,158
...and lying about where you were
at night? I followed him.
389
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:24,359
Girl, you have to. GPS their asses.
That's what I did with mine.
390
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:28,308
Okay, time's up. Next table.
You have two minutes.
391
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,631
I think we're done,
but I will take your phone number.
392
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,836
The other woman,
what was her name?
393
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,798
- Why is it important?
- Hey.
394
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,758
- Time's up.
- Keep it moving, Table 5.
395
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,114
- You heard the lady.
- Yeah.
396
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,191
She said to keep it moving,
why don't you?
397
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,634
- Move.
- I should just...
398
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,234
Come on. Just tell me
the other woman's name.
399
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,319
Do you have proof that Groody
bribed the Social Security clerk?
400
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,630
Circumstantial so far.
401
00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,236
- You look like you're in pain.
- I tweaked my back surfing yesterday.
402
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,595
Paper said the surf
was like 1 foot yesterday.
403
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,955
- Can you even swim?
- Continue.
404
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,554
We'd get more leverage
if the media knew about it...
405
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,712
...a big builder exploiting a war veteran
hanging on to his home.
406
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,395
- Since you're the media-savvy one...
- That is so true.
407
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,233
Rachel bitch-slapping you
on Piers Morgan has gone viral.
408
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,198
And yet it got 10,000 less hits
than you dating Rosie Palm...
409
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,079
...and her five sisters there.
- Girls, you're both pretty.
410
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,630
I received a call from Fritz Groody,
CEO of Groody Homes.
411
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,554
He threatened to convince a handful
of clients to walk away from the firm.
412
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,915
Bringing this case
to court of public opinion...
413
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,071
...would be a bad idea.
- So that's a no?
414
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,152
He wouldn't make threats
unless you two were onto something.
415
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,389
Stay under the radar...
416
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,994
...if I get a whiff
of a client seriously leaving...
417
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,912
...l'm pulling the plug.
418
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,469
That's all.
419
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:55,119
- Why isn't Stanton in this meeting?
- I think it's colonic Tuesday today.
420
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,351
Burden of proof is lower
in civil trial...
421
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,875
...so we slap Groody
with a lawsuit alleging fraud.
422
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,871
Bet they get fraud claims
all the time.
423
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,077
They'll stall on a court date,
by then the house will be levelled.
424
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,992
We gotta get their attention.
425
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,988
- I think I got it.
- Okay.
426
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,037
- It's big.
- How big?
427
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,998
Your Honour, we'd like to file
a wrongful-death complaint...
428
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,434
...against Groody Homes.
429
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,118
Is Mr. Franklin serious?
430
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,590
- Hold on. Are you serious?
- Dead serious, Your Honour.
431
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,149
Groody Homes is responsible
for the murder of our...
432
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,470
- What?
- Oh, my bad.
433
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,870
The death of our client, Don French.
434
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,600
We can show compelling
circumstantial evidence...
435
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,355
...that Groody Homes knowingly
and willingly killed Don French.
436
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:44,150
- Your Honour, Mr. French is sitting...
- I'm sorry? Oh, no, please.
437
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,276
Please finish.
Who is sitting right here?
438
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,432
If the defence is recognising
that Donald French is alive...
439
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,830
...we can just get out of here now.
I'm buying.
440
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,878
We are not here to argue whether
Don French is alive or dead...
441
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,510
...but whether we can build
on the property we lawfully obtained.
442
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,270
Your Honour,
this is theatre of the absurd.
443
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,635
Well, curtain's going up
Wednesday, 8 a. M...
444
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,392
...a matinee.
445
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,835
See you there.
446
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,112
- This is a good thing, right?
- That was a really good thing.
447
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,470
Am I the only one that's nervous?
How come you guys are so relaxed?
448
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,073
You got a strong case, Don.
449
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,196
I'm on painkillers.
450
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,588
All rise.
451
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,039
- Hey.
- Hey.
452
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,873
Hey. What happened
to the president of your fan club?
453
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:41,393
It's a new case. Either side
can ding a judge before trial starts.
454
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,433
Groody Homes
v. Donald B. French, deceased.
455
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,950
Since this is a wrongful-death suit...
456
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,510
...the deceased can't be called upon
to testify. Is that clear?
457
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,795
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
458
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,952
- This is gonna suck.
- Why?
459
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,837
We can't put our war vet
on the stand...
460
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,753
...and everyone loves vets,
especially juries.
461
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,876
What in the Sam Hill is that?
462
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,998
If I may, Your Honour,
this is a legal visual aid.
463
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,037
It's speculative and prejudicial.
464
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,156
And inadmissible. Get rid of it.
465
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,357
Yes, Your Honour.
466
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,238
I mean, out of this courtroom. Now.
467
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,630
Got it. Could you guys get it on out?
468
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,438
Thank you.
469
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,959
You're in.
470
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,078
Okay.
471
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,238
You gonna go...
472
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,312
I got it.
473
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,551
And, Brenda, you are a sales rep...
474
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,199
...for Groody Properties, right?
475
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,191
- Yes.
- Not just any salesperson.
476
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,670
You are Groody's
Platinum Salesperson of the Year...
477
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,319
...two years running, right?
478
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,756
- I've won my share of steak knives.
- Modest. She's being modest.
479
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,957
Do you know the gentleman
in the front row, A.J. Connelly?
480
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,156
He looks a little
like Matthew McConaughey.
481
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,995
Assumes facts not in evidence
that he looks like McConaughey.
482
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,229
You see it, right?
483
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,879
- No, not at all.
- Really?
484
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,712
- Well, you know him.
- Yes.
485
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,792
And you've met with him five times
between April and May.
486
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,949
If you say so.
487
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,430
It's not if I say so. It's the bartender
at Anthony's on 3rd says so.
488
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,431
Remember Anthony's?
Cool jazz place...
489
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,477
...small private booths, dark.
490
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,834
We met on business.
491
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,355
- Are you married, Ms. Griffin?
- Happily.
492
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,398
As was Mr. Connelly
until his wife found out about you two.
493
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,234
But, hey,
just gotta keep on living, right?
494
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,038
L-l-V-l-N, all right?
495
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,758
- All right, all right.
- Objection.
496
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,558
- What's the problem?
- Imitation?
497
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,269
Sustained. Mr. Franklin,
one more imitation out of you...
498
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,829
...you'll do your act
in front of a captive audience.
499
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,991
Roger that. We were discussing
your relationship with Mr. Connelly.
500
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,513
We weren't having an affair.
501
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,955
If you weren't cheating
with Mr. Connelly...
502
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,111
...were you cheating French
out of his home?
503
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,759
No.
504
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,750
Your Honour, plaintiff's Exhibit 2.
505
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,717
These are the final loan documents...
506
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,077
...for a new home
in a subdivision in Tarzana...
507
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,276
...that the witness sold
to Mr. Connelly.
508
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,829
Now, what was the price
of that home?
509
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,672
Three hundred twenty-five thousand.
510
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:18,994
Now, the same house across the street
sold for 425,000 one week ago.
511
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,232
Can you explain how you sold
this house to this government clerk...
512
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,073
...for 25 percent below market value?
513
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,992
He drove a hard bargain.
514
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,515
Really? You're Groody Platinum...
515
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,159
...winner of two Mercedes...
516
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,356
...and that guy... No offence.
517
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,873
- Got the better of you?
518
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,439
It happens.
519
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,351
It doesn't happen.
Here's what happened.
520
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,672
You gave A.J. Connelly a great deal
in exchange for murdering Don French.
521
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,068
- Objection.
- What did l...?
522
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,476
I said "murder" again. I'm... My bad.
523
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,676
What is wrong with me?
What I meant was...
524
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,035
...didn't you kill Don French
so Groody Homes...
525
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,668
...could build on his property?
- No.
526
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,077
No further questions.
527
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,714
Okay. Let's do this.
528
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,515
No, no.
529
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,353
Get down. We're done. You did great.
530
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,556
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
531
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,118
Hey, check out this new off-road truck
on AutoTrader. Com.
532
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,469
Throw a surf rack on that thing,
some monster tyres.
533
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,871
That thing looks like it could float,
but I still want a boat.
534
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,236
Oh, thanks, Pindy.
535
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,073
- Sorry.
- Wow, this sucks.
536
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,390
Thanks for making it
through our first week...
537
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,959
...without burning the house.
538
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,236
- This is gonna go on for...
- Ever.
539
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,038
Forever.
540
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,874
What is she doing here?
541
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,314
- I called her.
- What?
542
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,708
Why would you do that?
543
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,434
- Hey. Hey, neighbour.
- Hey, guys.
544
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,794
- Hi.
- What's up, doc?
545
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,188
I'm Pindar.
546
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:45,830
Carmen tells me you hurt yourself
training for a strongman competition.
547
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,275
Yeah, dead-lifting our car, right?
548
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,589
I'm fine.
549
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,637
For what it's worth,
I'm glad she called.
550
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,639
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
551
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,756
Been meaning
to take you up on that wine...
552
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,388
...but you guys are working, so...
- Chardonnay okay?
553
00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,959
- I'll get it.
- I got it.
554
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,792
- You sure? I can get it.
- I got it.
555
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,155
Oh, you wanna get it?
Okay. Go ahead and get it.
556
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,833
I should probably get it.
557
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,309
- Everything okay?
- Never better.
558
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,789
Why don't you take a seat?
Let's have a look.
559
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,397
All right.
560
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,308
So, what is it that you do?
561
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,708
I'm a lawyer.
562
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,279
You went to college?
563
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,910
Best decade of my life.
564
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,873
Yeah, we're currently saving
an old war vet's house...
565
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,189
...from some developers.
566
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:27,988
We also do malpractice.
567
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,072
I'll give you one of my cards.
Good God.
568
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,160
Yeah.
Levator scapulae muscle strain.
569
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,309
That should do it.
570
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,240
I should actually get going.
571
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,354
What...? What about your drink?
572
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,317
I don't usually drink with clients.
573
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,311
So I'll get my office to invoice you.
574
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,072
- Thanks, guys.
- See you.
575
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,156
I'm gonna find my levator scapulae
and sever it later tonight.
576
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,276
- Hello.
- Hello.
577
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,955
Before we get started, you should know
this interview is standard practise.
578
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,270
- Oh, absolutely.
- Merely a formality...
579
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,034
...to prove your marriage
isn't one of convenience...
580
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,794
...for the sole purpose
of obtaining citizenship.
581
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,235
Oh, well, I can assure you, officers...
582
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,312
...the first time we met,
our hearts were joined as one.
583
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,153
- Weren't they, my love?
- Yes, they were.
584
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,356
- Then you have nothing to fear.
- Great.
585
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,909
Well, we're ready when you are.
586
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,318
What year was your fiancée born?
587
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,357
November 19th, 1981.
588
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,398
- City?
- Horsforth, West Yorkshire, England.
589
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,678
Oh, by the way, it's her mother
who rode the Napa motorcycle.
590
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,676
He fought with the Shining Path
resistance in Machu Picchu.
591
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:47,515
Adores garlic toast. Adores.
592
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,194
Swimming with the Galàpagos turtles
at age 11.
593
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,752
Between us,
she calls it the Kiev power squat.
594
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,672
Yes, only one.
595
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,195
He lost it in a prison fight
in Honduras.
596
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,633
Sent me a birthday card,
two cows driving a car.
597
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,519
One turns to the other
and says, "Moo-ve over."
598
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,399
Stephen Hawking
calls him "Einstein."
599
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,278
So far, so good, Mr. Infeld.
600
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,750
- You both have gotten everything right.
- Yeah!
601
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,310
So how many do we have to get right
to pass?
602
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,038
All of them.
603
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,671
- What is your fiancé's...?
- Favourite movie?
604
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,553
You are an out-of-work
graphic artist.
605
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,039
- Is that correct?
- Yes.
606
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,236
And were you and your uncle close?
607
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,470
Not really. I live in San Jose...
608
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,108
...but we're the only family
we've got left.
609
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,955
When he said that the Veteran Affairs
claimed he was dead, I flew down.
610
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:44,750
When Don French was declared dead,
did that not activate death benefits...
611
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,230
...for his only surviving next of kin,
which is you, correct?
612
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,389
Yes.
613
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,120
Your Honour, I'd like to enter
a death-benefit cheque...
614
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,591
...issued to Jordan Allen French...
615
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,239
...dated April 30th...
616
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,038
...into evidence.
617
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,911
Mr. French,
did you endorse this cheque?
618
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,435
He asked me to cash that
so he could buy groceries.
619
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,511
Is that your signature, Mr. French?
620
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,353
Yes, it is.
621
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,589
If I may embrace the analogy
of opposing counsel...
622
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,239
...by endorsing this cheque...
623
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,595
...you acknowledge
that your uncle was deceased.
624
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,671
- No.
- That your uncle died by your hand...
625
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,638
...and not my client's, correct?
- Look, I don't know.
626
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,994
I was just trying to help.
627
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,638
Thank you. No further questions.
628
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,720
Maybe we blew it
with the wrongful death.
629
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,949
If we went with fraud, we could've
put Don on the witness stand.
630
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,868
- Yes.
- What are you doing?
631
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,112
I'm looking
for Don's infraction citation.
632
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,637
Bingo.
633
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,318
We can't put Don French
on the stand.
634
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,038
- We can get someone better.
- Boys.
635
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,112
Boys, I need your assistance
on the Nataliya Filas case.
636
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,350
We have to get to court,
it's time-sensitive.
637
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,954
Well, actually,
it's Jared that I really need.
638
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,392
- Get started.
- Meet you there.
639
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,633
Jared, when you were temporarily
made a judge...
640
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,392
...for your contempt charge...
641
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,553
...were you aware
that you retained limited powers?
642
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,030
- Besides mind control?
- Yes.
643
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,356
Like performing
a wedding ceremony.
644
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,796
So Stanton saw a man hurl himself
into Victoria Falls...
645
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,473
...now he's a great listener...
646
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,473
...allowing him to marry an illegal alien
so she can stay.
647
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,831
Damien,
think I've put on a bit of weight?
648
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,355
This is my lucky wedding suit,
and l...
649
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,637
No. That suit looks as good on you
as it did the last four times.
650
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,153
Fifth time's a charm.
651
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,351
What do you say we get this started?
652
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,278
- John Doe?
- Yes, Your Honour.
653
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,795
We'd like to call John Doe
to the witness stand.
654
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,118
As you see from the paperwork
by the California Record System...
655
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,068
...John Doe resides
at 1120 Fillmore Road. That's him.
656
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,393
That's the deceased.
A man can't be both dead and alive.
657
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,551
No, we acknowledge
that Don French is dead.
658
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,392
That's why we wanna talk
to John Doe.
659
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,030
It says here
that a John Doe lives at this address.
660
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,909
Your Honour, John Doe is a
placeholder name for somebody who...
661
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,473
Forget it. Swear him in.
662
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,234
- You guys are exhausting.
- Thank you.
663
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,030
The marriage contract
is a cherished contract...
664
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,428
...and we know that.
665
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,229
- What...?
- All right.
666
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,637
If anyone can show just cause...
667
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,588
...why this man and this woman
may not be lawfully joined together...
668
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,116
...let him speak now
or hereafter remain silent.
669
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,710
Sorry.
That was legitimate, not sarcastic.
670
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,552
It's very dry.
671
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,359
- Stanton Infeld, do you take Nata...?
- Wait.
672
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,993
- What is it, my love?
- I can't let you do this.
673
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,229
Oh, thank God.
674
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,471
- All right. Okay.
- All right, well...
675
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,710
- Go ahead. Give us a minute.
- Yes.
676
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,190
Nice meeting you. If this doesn't
work out, my number's in the book.
677
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,311
You have a wonderful heart,
Mr. Stanton.
678
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,916
And you deserve a fair shot
to achieve your dream.
679
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,640
But not this way.
680
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,713
People get married for dodgier reasons
than patriotism.
681
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,869
We can't let a legality
get in the way of your destiny.
682
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,838
Maybe it's my destiny
to help you forgive yourself...
683
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,310
...for what happened to that man
who jumped into the falls...
684
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,393
...just like
in Joe Versus the Volcano...
685
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,836
...when Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks
sacrifice themselves...
686
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,877
...to save each other.
687
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,155
Do you understand?
688
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,749
Yes.
689
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,390
I understand clearly now.
690
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,752
I believe my journey's complete.
691
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,637
You are a fascinating man,
Mr. Stanton.
692
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,597
They should make a movie
about you.
693
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,557
Well, actually, there have been two.
694
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,075
One caused riots in Yemen...
695
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,754
...and the other should not be watched
with children.
696
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,717
Goodbye, Mr. Stanton.
697
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,149
Goodbye.
698
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,197
And thank you.
699
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,631
Mr. Doe,
did you know Donald French?
700
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,916
Yes, sir. We were very close.
701
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,957
- Go to his funeral?
- There wasn't one.
702
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,678
No closure?
703
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,398
That's sad.
704
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,915
Can you tell us a little
about Donald French?
705
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,789
Don French was born and raised
in Van Nuys, California.
706
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,236
Played some unremarkable
high-school football.
707
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,912
Drafted into the Army
in November of '64.
708
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,399
Wounded in la Drang...
709
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,154
...honourably discharged in 1967.
710
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,913
Came home.
711
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,798
Worked as a machinist at Lockheed.
712
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,678
Objection. Relevance, Your Honour.
713
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,798
Well, Your Honour,
Mr. Doe is a character witness.
714
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,030
An eyewitness
in the death of Donald French.
715
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,715
How Mr. French lived is relevant
in how he subsequently died.
716
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,714
I'll allow it.
717
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,708
Mr. Doe, did Don French marry?
718
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,349
Yes, sir.
719
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,035
The beautiful Miss Janet Kreedameyer
of El Segundo...
720
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,713
...love of his life.
721
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,518
They had one son, Eric.
722
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,636
What happened to his wife and son?
723
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,509
Eric was killed in the first Gulf War.
724
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,518
His beloved Janet was taken from him
in October of 2004.
725
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,753
So his nephew Jordan
and Don's house on Fillmore Road...
726
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,435
...are all that's left of his legacy,
correct?
727
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,188
Yes, sir.
728
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,318
Does it strike you as ironic
that Donald French was wounded...
729
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,675
...in the bloodiest battle
in the Vietnam War...
730
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,434
...and survived his wife and son,
only to be killed...
731
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,636
...so a realtor
could win a trip to Hawaii?
732
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,552
- Objection.
- Sustained.
733
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,472
Wind it up, Mr. Bash.
734
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:52,116
Mr. Doe, were you with Donald French
when he died?
735
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,952
Yes, sir.
736
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,918
One afternoon,
he simply opened his mail.
737
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,038
Next thing I know, he was gone.
738
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,071
No further questions.
739
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,236
They lost the jury.
740
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,195
Never too early for a vodka martini.
741
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,272
First, vodka martini is an oxymoron.
742
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,716
A real martini is made with gin.
I hope you like it dry.
743
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,954
Second, under my watch...
744
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,635
...any settlement over six figures
must be ceremoniously commemorated.
745
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,994
Isn't the olive fattening?
746
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,149
It's dinner.
747
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,396
Wait. Settlement?
748
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,754
Groody caved.
749
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,355
That's wonderful.
750
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,715
Delivered to me personally
by Fritz Groody.
751
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,598
- It's more than fair.
- Nice.
752
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,909
Cheers.
753
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,559
Cheers.
754
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,038
How much?
755
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,593
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
756
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,198
- Oh, look at that. Are you kidding me?
- Unbelievable.
757
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,918
- Crazy.
- Oh, Don?
758
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,798
Hey, Don.
759
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,990
- Donny. Don?
- Hey, Don?
760
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,799
- Don?
- Hey. What's he doing?
761
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,517
- Feel his pulse. Just feel...
- No. No.
762
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,238
- He's your dad's friend.
- Do it.
763
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,029
- Fine.
- Oh, man.
764
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,918
- Shut up.
- Oh, man.
765
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,270
- I'm not getting a pulse.
- Try my erection.
766
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,032
- Oh, you son of a...
- Jeez! Don!
767
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,796
- Don.
- Don.
768
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,588
You got your house back.
769
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,829
And then some.
770
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,395
Check that out, huh?
771
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,028
- That's a lot of zeroes.
- I'm alive.
772
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,475
- You're alive. You're alive.
- I'm alive.
773
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,198
I'm alive. Hey.
774
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,354
- Watch out. My neck. My neck.
- Sorry. Sorry about that.
775
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,919
- Hey, you. Come here.
- Okay.
776
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,069
That's right.
777
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,398
People, let's bring this party inside.
I need you to bring it inside, okay?
778
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,039
"People"? What are you doing?
779
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,316
Trying to be considerate
for our neighbours.
780
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,038
Our neighbours, you mean Charlie.
781
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,112
- Come on.
- Oh, my God!
782
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,590
Oh, my God, can you...? Library voices,
library voices. Bring it inside.
783
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,591
- They're having fun.
- Help me out.
784
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,115
Oh, it is good to be back
among the living.
785
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,238
- Good to have you in here, Don.
- Thanks for doing this.
786
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,674
Oh, my God.
787
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,115
- Good job.
- Very good. Excellent.
788
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,952
- Hi. Hey.
- Hi.
789
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,799
- Hey.
- I'm sorry about the noise. I'm trying...
790
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,309
Yeah, you should apologise
for throwing such a lame party.
791
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,549
How's your back?
792
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,111
You... You healed me, doc.
793
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,395
Great.
794
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,632
Make this less awkward.
795
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,870
- Hang on.
- Where's the bar?
796
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,235
It's... Down there.
797
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,158
- Good.
- Yeah.
798
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,793
- So, what's up with Chuckie?
- She billed me.
799
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,995
- What?
- Yeah.
800
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,996
That is a...
801
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,037
This is not a bill.
802
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,031
It's her number.
803
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,839
There we go.
804
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,515
- Hey. Yeah. Push it up.
- Okay, yeah.
805
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,716
I'm gonna need
to get you another drink.
806
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,634
I'm gonna need to see your ID.
Gonna need to see you in 10 minutes...
807
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,997
...when this song is over
and I'm done with this whole world.
808
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,118
I like what the beach has to offer.
809
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,635
- You got this? Okay. You stay here.
- I got this.
810
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,919
- Don't follow me.
- If I need you, I'm not going to call.
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