1 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:07,750 I've always loved getting clean. 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,880 I love baths. 3 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,210 I love showers. 4 00:00:20,930 --> 00:00:22,540 It's my happy place. 5 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:30,720 [shower sounds] Was my happy place. 6 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,180 All inmates in B dorm must be checked for lice. 7 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:45,790 Repeat. All inmates in B dorm must be checked for lice. 8 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:51,510 Oh. I'll be out in a sec, I swear. 9 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:53,800 Mmhm. I'll wait. 10 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,800 There best be some hot water left. 11 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,980 There wasn't very much when I started. 12 00:00:59,870 --> 00:01:01,530 Mm hurry. [knocks on door] 13 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,880 Alright. Okay. Okay. 14 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,860 I'm done. I'm out. I'm totally out. 15 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:09,150 There, them some nice titties. 16 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:10,810 [laughs] Oh, thank you. 17 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:12,590 You got them TV titties. 18 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:15,570 They stand up on their own, all perky and everything. 19 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:16,940 Thanks. 20 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:22,780 You... know they sell flip-flops at the commissary. 21 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,020 My money's not in yet so... 22 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,450 You creative. I'll give you that, hot tits. 23 00:01:30,060 --> 00:01:32,120 Now get the fuck out of the way. 24 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,090 Okay. 25 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:41,340 I know, ladies. Still got it. 26 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:41,800 Hey. 27 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:45,630 Ain't nobody cryin'. 28 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:50,040 Ain't nobody worryin'. 29 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,820 So there's an entire pig in there. 30 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:08,960 Yes. 31 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,740 For four of us. 32 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,280 It's a small pig. 33 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:16,010 I really wanted to use the box. It was my birthday present. 34 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:18,010 She's guilty she's leaving. 35 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:19,840 It's a guilt pig roasting box. 36 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,450 At least you get something. 37 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:24,540 I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get? 38 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,140 A baby? 39 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:27,580 You can't eat it. 40 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,780 Are we really gonna eat that? 41 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:32,160 It's thematic. 42 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:34,160 You're not serving time in Cuba. 43 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,590 Pigs. Cops. 44 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:42,520 How the fuck are you going to jail tomorrow. 45 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,520 Prison. Not jail. 46 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,730 You're missing my shower. 47 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,730 Polly I'm really sorry. 48 00:03:51,110 --> 00:03:51,920 I know. 49 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,850 You focus on how you're going to maintain your eyebrows behind bars. 50 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:01,370 You may not come back with a unibrow. 51 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:05,370 Am I allowed to cry? 52 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:05,950 No. 53 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:07,380 Seriously. 54 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,120 No. 55 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:09,730 [sighs] Okay. 56 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:11,390 We are ready. 57 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,390 Everybody inside. 58 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,650 Need a hoist? 59 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:15,740 Yeah. Big girl. 60 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,600 On to the last supper. 61 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,780 [breathes in] We gotta do it. 62 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:24,270 I know [inhales] 63 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,990 [sighs] Okay. 64 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:27,990 -We really shouldn't have eaten so much. -I know. 65 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:29,990 Come on. We gotta rally. 66 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:30,920 Okay. 67 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,120 Make some memories. 68 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,440 [grunts] You know? 69 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:34,300 Yeah. 70 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:37,220 We need some... Spank Bang material. 71 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,420 Oh. Well. 72 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,710 -I mean when you say it like that. -Mmm... 73 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,600 -Wait I got... -What? 74 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:55,490 -I gotta pee. -What? 75 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,400 No. 76 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,490 -Ya. -Really? 77 00:04:57,490 --> 00:04:58,980 -Just a stop. -Oh. 78 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:01,560 -I'll be... 79 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,790 -I'll be right back. -Ugh. 80 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,790 Hey. 81 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:09,920 Yeah? 82 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,550 You look beautiful. 83 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:15,700 Thanks. 84 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,760 Oh. Shit. 85 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,090 ♪ 86 00:06:30,610 --> 00:06:31,700 What? 87 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,430 You look beautiful too. 88 00:06:37,890 --> 00:06:40,750 ♪ 89 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,360 Come on. 90 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,620 Get in. 91 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,490 Hey. 92 00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:08,640 You're crying. 93 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:12,020 To the one beat. 94 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:12,940 Piper. 95 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:14,310 Shut up. 96 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:16,310 Please. 97 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:18,310 Please. 98 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,160 Okay. 99 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:42,200 ♪ 100 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,130 No visiting today. 101 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:07,170 Hi. Um... I'm here to surrender. 102 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,170 Oh. Okay then. 103 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,020 Did he look surprised to you? 104 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:17,020 When I said I was here to surrender? 105 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:18,110 Didn't he look surprised? 106 00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:19,770 Like what the hell is she doing here? 107 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:22,750 -I... I didn't notice. -Well he looked surprised to me. 108 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,670 I look like shit. 109 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,250 My eyes are all puffy. 110 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,570 You're worried about how you look? 111 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:33,750 Well there going to know I was crying. It's a sign of weakness. 112 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,860 Can't show any weakness. That's what all of the books say. 113 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,180 Oh sweetie... 114 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:38,380 Don't call me sweetie. 115 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:40,620 Oh... Leonard. 116 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,620 That's better. 117 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:46,860 Okay. 118 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:50,930 Can't take it with me. 119 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,200 Oh. Okay. Right. 120 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,950 What are you doing? 121 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:01,980 Well... 122 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:05,590 What are y-y-you can't put that in your pocket, it's going to end up at the bottom of the washing machine. 123 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:07,250 Okay. Um... 124 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,230 -Where... Where would you like me to put it then, Piper? -Up your ass. 125 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:13,490 There's no room. Apparently my head's already up there. 126 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:15,780 I'm sorry. 127 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:19,910 It's okay. 128 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,600 [inhales] You know what? 129 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:27,870 I'm gonna put it... in my wallet. 130 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,180 -Okay? -Mmhm. 131 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:31,590 And... when I get home... 132 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,710 I will put it in your jewelry box. 133 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:36,740 Until I'm sure I'm red. Then I may hawk it. But... 134 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:38,740 I'll try to get it back before you're out. 135 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,340 You should go. 136 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,940 Okay. 137 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,670 Self surrender. 138 00:09:56,670 --> 00:09:58,910 Yeah, well no one told me either. 139 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:01,710 Got the paperwork right here. 140 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:04,000 Name is... Chapman. 141 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,320 Yeah. 142 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:07,730 Chap. 143 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,070 Like when your lips get all dried, they're chapped. 144 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,680 Have a seat. 145 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,660 Piper. Rhymes with sniper. 146 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:24,620 You hungry? 147 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,280 Not really. 148 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,860 Eat anyway. 149 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:31,150 -It's barato. -Oh... 150 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,780 Thank you. 151 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:42,380 My mother told her friends I'm doing volun...[snorts]...teer work in Africa. 152 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:43,460 Heh. 153 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:47,420 I bet they're all appalled you've gone somewhere so filthy and dangerous. 154 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:52,280 So I never carried drugs... just... 155 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:55,320 Money. 156 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,320 Y-you where a lesbian? 157 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,160 At the time. 158 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,730 You still a lesbian? 159 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:03,730 No. I'm not still a lesbian. 160 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,110 You sure? 161 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:10,270 I once kissed Mary Straily when I was at Ms. Porter's school. 162 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,100 But it wasn't for me. 163 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:13,470 Well... 164 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:15,650 Do you know about all this? 165 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:16,740 No. 166 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,740 No. No I-I didn't. 167 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:23,040 I mean she told me how she traveled after collage but... 168 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,670 She failed to mention the lesbian lover... 169 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:29,390 Who ran an international drug smuggling ring. Imagine my surprise. 170 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,600 What on Earth did you do with the money? 171 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:35,690 Well... Grandmother I wasn't really in it for the money. 172 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:39,020 Oh Piper. For Heaven's sake. 173 00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:46,120 So this is my last post as a free woman. 174 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,840 -Whatchu gonna right? -Hey! 175 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,330 Uh-uh. Oh no. 176 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:52,930 You cannot have a phone in here. This is a federal facility. You have to take that out. 177 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:55,340 Oh. Can I...? Am I allowed to go out? 178 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,430 He can take it out. 179 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,630 So no? 180 00:11:57,970 --> 00:11:59,060 No phone. 181 00:11:59,060 --> 00:11:59,860 You knew that. 182 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:00,610 Now? 183 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:03,470 Oh my God. Larry, by the time I get out, there will've been like... 184 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:05,880 -Three new generations of iPhones. -Sir. 185 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,880 I can get an officer to escort you out. 186 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,140 No. I'm going. 187 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:10,520 It's okay. I-I'm going. 188 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,950 Hey, I'll be right back okay? 189 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:14,180 I'll take the phone to the car. I'll be right back. 190 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,530 Okay? Two seconds. Yeah? 191 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,670 Okay. 192 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,670 [kisses] Two seconds. 193 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,230 -Chapman. -Yes? 194 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,040 Yes. That's me. Uh... 195 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:29,530 But you have to wait. 196 00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:31,190 You tell me what I have to do? 197 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:33,770 Get your ass over here, Chapman. Now. Move it. 198 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:36,400 He's...He's going to be right back. We've been waiting here for two hours. 199 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,660 And the wait is over. 200 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,320 Here's your temporary ID. 201 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,610 You'll stick this on your uniform when we get to the... 202 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:43,610 -Here. Okay. You're in. -There he is. 203 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,160 Who's this? 204 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,250 My fiancée. 205 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,740 Yeah? Good luck with that. 206 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:49,740 -Excuse me? -Any personal items? 207 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:50,660 Here. 208 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,700 Can't take this cheque. 209 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,880 But we called last week and they told me to bring it. 210 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,630 He has to send it to Iowa. Takes a few weeks to process. 211 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,000 A-A few weeks? 212 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 -Doesn't she need to buy things? -How it is. 213 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,100 Where do we send it? 214 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,100 Hey you got that Iowa address? 215 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:13,570 Any Nudie Judies in here skin picks. Naughty stuff. 216 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:14,600 No. 217 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,600 No Nudie Judies. 218 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,470 Time to say goodbye. Might be a while before he can visit fiancée. 219 00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:23,250 I love you so much. 220 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,450 I love you too. 221 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,690 -I'll call you as soon as I can. -Okay. 222 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,980 Okay? Please send that cheque immediately. 223 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,980 -Okay. I will. -I wuv you. 224 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:32,700 Please keep my website updated. 225 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,220 I love you so much. [sniffles] 226 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,570 It's okay. 227 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:49,540 Bye. 228 00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,220 What size shoe are you? 229 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,880 Nine and a half. Ten. 230 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,930 These are kinda like Tom's. 231 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:10,840 Who's Tom? 232 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,270 Tom's are shoes. 233 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:16,050 When you buy a pair, the company gives another to a child in need. 234 00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,740 -They're great. And... they come in lots of different colors and... 235 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:19,660 How nice. 236 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,500 Strip. 237 00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:26,130 ♪ 238 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,860 Get over here. 239 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,500 Are you gonna miss me? 240 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:17,850 Yes. 241 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,260 Too much. 242 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,500 Come with me. 243 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,160 What? 244 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,420 Keep'em bawling. [switches off music] 245 00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,740 Come with me. I mean it. I'll buy you a plane ticket. 246 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,950 Are you serious? 247 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,330 Yes. 248 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,570 Come with me. 249 00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:49,570 Quit your job. 250 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,350 Come with me. 251 00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,350 Like... I... 252 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,450 I'd have to give notice. 253 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:59,480 [laughs] Fucking waitress. You don't have to give them notice. 254 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,480 [kisses] Will I get in trouble? 255 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,090 God I hope so. 256 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,220 You know what I mean. 257 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,570 You don't have to do anything. 258 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,370 You're just there to keep me company. 259 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,580 Alright? 260 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,130 Come on. Baby, I want you to come. 261 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:23,480 And I want you to cum. 262 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,060 Yes? 263 00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:30,060 -Is that a yes? -Yes. 264 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,330 Yes. 265 00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,330 Open your mouth. Stick out your tongue. 266 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:43,120 Lift up your arms. 267 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,900 Turn around. 268 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,570 Squat. 269 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,470 Spread your cheeks and cough. 270 00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:00,420 Seriously? 271 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:14,510 That it? 272 00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,060 One more coming. Hold on. 273 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,330 My zipper's broken. 274 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,110 First time down? 275 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,710 My first time here? 276 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,950 No. Your first time in prison. 277 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,470 Yeah. 278 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,670 That's not so bad. 279 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,160 Everyone's okay. 280 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,160 You've gotta watch out for the stealing. 281 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:41,660 Eh, what's your name? 282 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,750 Eh, your last name. Everyone uses last names here. 283 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,610 I'm Morello and that is Watson. 284 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:50,070 Chapman. 285 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,190 Uh, how much time you got Chapman? 286 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,370 15 months. 287 00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,200 Aw, that's not so bad. 288 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,630 I got 34. 289 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,580 But I'm hoping with good time there'll be less. 290 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,580 Y-You... So you're a... 291 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:03,990 They let you drive? 292 00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:06,110 Well, who else is gonna do it? [laughs] 293 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:08,460 We do everything around here. [laughs] 294 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,320 Hey can I ask you somethin'? 295 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,100 You look like you'd know. 296 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,930 Alright. Which dress do you like better? 297 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:18,710 My top two favs are the ones where they have a half lid stuck to the paper. 298 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:21,690 See, I want something that's going to express my personality... 299 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,410 And its ricus. 300 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,890 I wanna show off the boobs... 301 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:28,450 The ass... But I'm not so happy with the upper arms and stomach... 302 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,560 So. There's your challenge. 303 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:34,690 Both, nice. 304 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,150 That's all you've gotta say? 305 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,870 I've gotta look good. 306 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,870 My first dance is gonna go on Youtube. 307 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:43,680 Look! 308 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,030 I found a rock that looks like a penis with one ball. 309 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:46,430 No. 310 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:48,030 It's my Lance Armstrong rock. 311 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,380 Hold it up. Lemme see, lemme see. 312 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,750 Nice. 313 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:55,310 Okay, now lick it softly and tenderly like you would've when you thought he was clean. 314 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:59,030 -Oh, Jesus shut that thing off. -You're making a huge mistake. This could go viral. 315 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,750 -Seriously. Shut it off. -What? 316 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:04,240 I'm so fat from all the stress eating. I really don't want a record of it. 317 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,710 You know that's one thing I'm gonna do in prison. 318 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,110 I'm gonna get... ripped. 319 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,860 Like Jackie Warner ripped. 320 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,470 And I'm gonna read everything on my Amazon wishlist... 321 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,470 And maybe even learn to craft. 322 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,470 You know? I could be crafty. 323 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,880 I'm gonna make it count Larry. 324 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,970 I'm not gonna... 325 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,800 Throw away a year of... 326 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,800 My life... What the hell are you looking for? 327 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:35,910 Oh no. 328 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,460 What is that? 329 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,430 Paper. 330 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,890 Oh Jesus Larry. Why would you want... 331 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,240 Why would I want a felonious... 332 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:45,020 Former lesbian... 333 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,650 WASP shiksa who's about to go to prision to marry me? 334 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,880 Yes. And all of the stress eating... 335 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,120 Well... because... 336 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,750 This... peculiar... 337 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:56,930 Underachieving... 338 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,820 Underemployed Jew boy... 339 00:19:58,820 --> 00:19:59,960 Loves her. 340 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,430 And... 341 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,660 Knows that he will never be bored... 342 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,840 And... 343 00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,560 Can't believe... 344 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,300 How lucky he is that he met her. 345 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:16,740 I gotta lock this shit down before you leave, Pipes. 346 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,810 I love you. 347 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,960 You wanna marry me? 348 00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:25,960 When I get out, right? 349 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,450 Whenever you want. 350 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,320 I'll be so ripped. 351 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:30,380 [laughs] I'll be so ripped. 352 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:34,440 You can wear a... wedding dress that's like a... 353 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,270 Like a half shirt, you know? 354 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,480 Show off those abs. 355 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:39,710 Yeah. [laughs] 356 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,870 This for the grandmothers? 357 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,420 No, my mom's saving that one for my sister. This is my... 358 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,250 Great aunt Marcia's. 359 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:55,060 She had thyroid cancer and a series of Schnauzers... 360 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,430 All named Schnapps. 361 00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:57,580 That's all I know. 362 00:20:58,670 --> 00:20:59,760 Put it on. 363 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,240 I had it sized. 364 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,160 Good. 365 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,630 [sniffles] -It's beautiful! 366 00:21:08,630 --> 00:21:10,630 And that's a yes, right? 367 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,270 Yeah. 368 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:16,080 Will you say that o- just one more time for me? 369 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,910 And... This time... 370 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,570 Just lean to the camera for the photo. 371 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,750 Oh you asshole! [laughs] 372 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,320 -Come on, I haven't captured the moment! What? -Turn it off! 373 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,210 Give me that! [laughs] 374 00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:30,050 [kisses] Oo, you're cold. Here. 375 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,800 Bounce your legs up and down. It keeps your feet warm. 376 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,950 Thanks. 377 00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:37,610 You think your man is still gonna be around when you're out? 378 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:38,930 Yeah he'll be there. 379 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,760 I'm the love of his life. 380 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:44,430 34 months is a long time. 381 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,660 Yeah, but she's the love of his life. 382 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,290 [scoffs] And who the fuck asked you. 383 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:50,670 Head on out. 384 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,670 [doors slam shut] 385 00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:56,280 Alright. So his tie is gonna match the bridesmaids' dresses 386 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,460 There's gonna be 6 bridesmaids. My cousin's being a bitch... 387 00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:00,000 So I'm thinking about dropping her. 388 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:08,590 Alright. Let's go. [doors slam shut] 389 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:10,140 Alright. Let's go. 390 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:36,660 Hello, Miss Claudette. 391 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:37,800 Morello. 392 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,380 You watch out for that one. 393 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:44,380 Don't get me wrong, she's a good lady. 394 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,450 But you don't wanna get on her bad side. 395 00:22:46,910 --> 00:22:48,630 Go ahead. Go. 396 00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:55,790 Okay, I gotta send you all to other processing. You've got your room assignments... 397 00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:58,080 And I'll meet you back here, show you your bunks. 398 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,160 Okay? 399 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,860 Don't look so bummed. It'll give you wrinkles. 400 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:05,060 Alright. Raise your head and look at the lens. 401 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,930 Ah, crap. [smacks table] 402 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,360 New guy. 403 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,130 What's your name? Bennett? 404 00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:13,480 Bennett, it's not fucking working again. 405 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,950 -Did you turn it on? -Yeah. I turned it on. 406 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:21,270 [typing sounds] Wait I think I got it. 407 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,450 Ready? 408 00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:25,280 Yeah. Yep. 409 00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:28,320 Wait, no. [error sound] 410 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,210 -What does this button do? -No! Don't touch that. 411 00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:32,550 Sorry, princess. 412 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:36,960 There's a cord right there. D-Do you think that that needs to be connected to something? 413 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,800 Shut your mouth and stand still. 414 00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:46,240 -She's right. -Okay, fine. 415 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,790 [shutter sound] Got it. 416 00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:49,100 You... I wasn't ready. 417 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,100 Tough shit. Next! 418 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,290 This is a TB test. 419 00:23:53,290 --> 00:23:54,720 Nice veins. 420 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,210 No track marks! 421 00:23:56,210 --> 00:23:57,120 Thanks. 422 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,270 Tattoos? 423 00:23:58,550 --> 00:23:59,990 Oh, yeah. 424 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:04,000 Oh, fish. You like fish? 425 00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:07,370 Saw it on a scuba diving trip. 426 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:10,070 Thought it was beautiful. 427 00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:11,440 Mm. I don't like fish. 428 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,620 I like pork, chicken. 429 00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:15,790 But, uh... It's a pretty fish. 430 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,570 Thanks. 431 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:19,800 It's gonna rub off when I sweat. 432 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,580 No, it won't. It's waterproof. 433 00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:22,890 Stop. 434 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:26,330 So when this dries... 435 00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:29,250 Should be good to go. [kisses] 436 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,710 How am I gonna get it off? 437 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:33,090 Acetone. 438 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:37,160 Alright Alex, I don't... I don't know if I can... 439 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,420 Hey... 440 00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:39,900 Hey, hey, hey... 441 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,340 Shh... 442 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,030 [inhales, exhales] 443 00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:48,040 You, are a nice... 444 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,700 Young lady, aren't you? 445 00:24:51,870 --> 00:24:53,940 A proper young lady. 446 00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:58,350 Just picking up her sensible bag in the baggage lane. 447 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,980 Before heading on to her mid-range hotel to go over her schedules. 448 00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:05,390 Museum visits... and fancy dinners. 449 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:13,750 It's all fine. 450 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,210 It's all good. 451 00:25:16,790 --> 00:25:22,400 And I will meet you in Brussels and everything will work out perfectly, babe. I promise. 452 00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:26,520 It's all gonna be okay. 453 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,100 Are you okay? 454 00:25:29,670 --> 00:25:30,820 Fine. 455 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,420 I guess. 456 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,880 What's Po-pey? 457 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,260 Popey. 458 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,730 It's a bath products line I'd started with my friend Polly. 459 00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:45,480 Polly and Piper. Popey. 460 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,830 We're gonna be in Barney's. 461 00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:49,370 Barney's? 462 00:25:49,890 --> 00:25:51,780 It's a nice store. 463 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,220 [papers rustle] It's a pretty big case. 464 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:57,450 Criminal conspiracy. 465 00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:59,050 That's what they charged me with. 466 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,800 I carried a suitcase of money. 467 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:04,090 Drug money. 468 00:26:04,090 --> 00:26:05,470 Once. 469 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,760 Ten years ago. 470 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,880 What's that Statute of Limitations on that? 471 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:12,510 12 years. 472 00:26:13,370 --> 00:26:14,800 That's tough. 473 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,060 Well... 474 00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:18,810 I did it. 475 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:21,900 That one time. 476 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,900 10 years ago. 477 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,400 What did your lawyers say? 478 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,800 Except with the mandatory minimums with drug crimes... 479 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,550 He wouldn't recommend risking a trial so I pleaded out. 480 00:26:30,550 --> 00:26:32,100 And here you are. 481 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,700 Here I am. 482 00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:36,850 Costing the tax payers money... and... 483 00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:38,800 Sweating in my armchair. 484 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:44,470 Y'know. I've been here for 22 years and I still can't figure out how the system works. 485 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:48,300 I've got a crack dealer who's doing 9 months... 486 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:52,370 And then I have a lady who accidentally backed into a mailman... 487 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,780 Who's doing 4 years. 488 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:57,350 I mean the guy broke his collarbone. But come one. 489 00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:58,610 I just don't get it. 490 00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:03,020 Are you gonna barf? 491 00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:06,230 Tell me if you're gonna barf because there's a can behind you. 492 00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:07,720 I won't barf. 493 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,100 I will be truly displeased if you barf anywhere but in that can. 494 00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:13,220 Not gonna barf. 495 00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:16,600 Ms Chapman. 496 00:27:18,090 --> 00:27:21,180 No one's gonna mess with you here... 497 00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,780 Unless you let them. 498 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:25,130 This isn't Oz... 499 00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:27,770 Women fight with gossip and rumors. 500 00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:30,630 They might peg you for rich... and... 501 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:32,630 Try to hit you up for a commissary. 502 00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:36,300 And there are lesbians. 503 00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:38,930 They're not gonna bother you... 504 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,930 They'll try to be your friend... 505 00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:42,430 Just stay away from them. 506 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:45,000 I want you to understand... 507 00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:46,840 You do not... 508 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,040 Have to have... 509 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,040 Lesbian sex. 510 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:58,000 I have a fiancée. 511 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,010 His name is Larry. He's a writer. 512 00:28:03,790 --> 00:28:05,450 Can he come visit me? 513 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,510 -Is he in here? -Yes, everybody's in there. 514 00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:10,370 All the people in the PSI are cleared to visit. 515 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,610 He can come this weekend. 516 00:28:12,610 --> 00:28:14,780 I'll make sure the list is in the visiting room. 517 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,960 Thank you so much, Mr. Healy. 518 00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:19,710 You just keep to yourself. 519 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:21,490 And you'll be fine. 520 00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:23,490 And don't make friends. 521 00:28:24,230 --> 00:28:25,780 And remember... 522 00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:28,070 Nothing... goes on here... 523 00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:29,900 That I don't know about. 524 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,390 You know everything about me. 525 00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:33,390 I d... I tell you everything! 526 00:28:34,030 --> 00:28:38,150 What the webcam horror, the penis shaving incident. How do I not know this? 527 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,440 What was I supposed to say? It was... 528 00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:42,790 It was a phase. 529 00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:45,140 It was my... lost soul... 530 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:47,260 Post college, adventure phase. 531 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,460 I... 532 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,270 I was so embarrassed. I can't... 533 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:53,560 I can't believe that she did this. 534 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,450 I can't believe you did this. 535 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,970 I mean who are you? I-I... 536 00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:00,660 Feel like I'm in a-a Borne movie. Have you killed? 537 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:04,150 Jesus. I don't know. 538 00:29:04,150 --> 00:29:06,040 Baby. Stop, stop, stop. 539 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,530 Come on. Come here. 540 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:10,340 Okay. 541 00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:12,110 You should break up with me. 542 00:29:12,110 --> 00:29:14,000 -What? -You didn't sign up for this. 543 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,170 Okay. Stop it, stop it. Come on... 544 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,530 Shh... It's okay. 545 00:29:18,530 --> 00:29:21,680 Okay? 546 00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:27,170 Witness states Piper Chapman carried drug money. 547 00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:29,410 Piper Chapman was part of the ring. 548 00:29:29,410 --> 00:29:30,610 Were you? 549 00:29:31,930 --> 00:29:33,590 I was 22! 550 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,170 I thought that I was in love. 551 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:38,920 I was in love. 552 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,120 And it... 553 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,700 Was all crazy. And then it got... 554 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,730 Scary. 555 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,450 And I ran away... 556 00:29:47,450 --> 00:29:51,290 And I became the nice blond lady that I was supposed to be. 557 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,770 I knew... 558 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,520 That she wasn't a good person. But... 559 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,900 Fuck her. 560 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,880 Fuck her. 561 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,000 This is not gonna be okay. 562 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:04,970 -No. -No. 563 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:07,040 -It's not. -Mm-mm. 564 00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:13,560 But we'll deal with it. 565 00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:15,220 Okay? 566 00:30:17,290 --> 00:30:18,780 We'll figure it out. 567 00:30:20,090 --> 00:30:21,750 Have you called a lawyer? 568 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,330 [inhales] I'll call my dad. 569 00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:27,020 No, no. Please don't call your dad. He already hates me. 570 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,630 Yeah. Well... 571 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:30,120 I love you. 572 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,430 And... 573 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,980 And he loves me. 574 00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:34,240 So... 575 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,700 Here we go. 576 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,820 Alright we gotta hustle 'cause the count's soon. 577 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:41,340 Uh, room up there... Dorms are down there. 578 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,120 Now you are not allowed down there. 579 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,440 It's out of bounds for you guys until you got son there. You understand? 580 00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:49,010 Ah! Namaste, Jones! 581 00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:50,160 Namaste. 582 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,620 She teaches yoga, if you ever want. And she's good. 583 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,160 She's very spiritual. 584 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,000 Alright we got some offices here... 585 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,210 This is the... dining hall... common room... counselor's office... 586 00:30:59,270 --> 00:31:00,810 Who-who you got for a counselor? 587 00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:02,070 Um, Healy. 588 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,680 Okay, yeah. 589 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,540 What? 590 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:07,740 Oh... it's fine. It's fine. He does his paperwork. That's the good thing. 591 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,610 When do we get outfits like everybody? 592 00:31:10,610 --> 00:31:11,980 I dunno... maybe... 593 00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:14,960 Tomorrow... after breakfast... you go down and you speak to a lady... 594 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,200 What the fuck? 595 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:21,200 Friend of yours? 596 00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:22,920 No. 597 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,920 It's... It's my mom. 598 00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:27,500 Alright. Chapman, Diaz... 599 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,880 This is you. 600 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,880 Uh, De Marco, this is Chapman. 601 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,170 She's new. So surround her you show her what's what? 602 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:34,140 Sure. 603 00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:37,980 Okay, Mendoza this is Diaz, hm? Go, go. She'll help you. 604 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,500 Be with you in a sec. Just gotta finish here. 605 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,500 Um... uh, I don't speak Spanish. 606 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,140 Great, another fucking coconut. 607 00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:47,260 What's the matter with your mother, she don't teach you Spanish. 608 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:50,640 Here you go. 609 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,300 Here's some tissues. 610 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,300 It's always nice to always have. 611 00:31:54,590 --> 00:31:56,820 And... a toothbrush. 612 00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:58,820 They don't give you one. 613 00:31:59,110 --> 00:32:01,690 Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you for everything. 614 00:32:01,690 --> 00:32:03,240 Aw. No, no, it's no problem. 615 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,780 We look out for our own. 616 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,900 Our own? 617 00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:08,960 Oh don't get all pissy on me. It's tribal. 618 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,080 Not racist. I'll see you around. 619 00:32:17,730 --> 00:32:19,160 Come your name again? 620 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,250 Piper. 621 00:32:20,930 --> 00:32:22,250 Chapman. 622 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,250 That's Ms. Rossa. 623 00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:26,430 And that's Nichols. 624 00:32:26,430 --> 00:32:28,610 Just got out of SHU, a week ago. 625 00:32:28,610 --> 00:32:31,070 Told the CO, to kiss her ass. 626 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,330 Dumb. 627 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:34,160 Why make trouble for yourself, y'know? 628 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,050 SHU... that's solitary? 629 00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:38,050 Yep. And you don't want it honey. 630 00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:39,200 Trust me. 631 00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:40,920 Here's some toilet paper. 632 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,240 Gotta take it with you. 633 00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:44,010 Thanks. 634 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,190 What's that thing? 635 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,600 Oh. That's my machine. 636 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:50,310 I need it at night. 637 00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:52,890 When I first got here, I had a massive heart attack. 638 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,580 You know 'bout the count? 639 00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:57,190 Wait, can you go back to the heart attack? 640 00:32:57,190 --> 00:32:58,450 I don't like to dwell. 641 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,510 How do I make a phone call? 642 00:33:00,510 --> 00:33:01,880 You need a pack number. 643 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,230 Fill out a form, over the morrow. 644 00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:07,210 But maybe Caputo will let you make a call later. 645 00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:09,960 It helps, if you cry. [clicks tongue] 646 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,540 Don't make your bed! 647 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:15,460 What? 648 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,000 We'll make it for you. 649 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,890 Oh no, that's okay. You don't need to do that. 650 00:33:18,890 --> 00:33:19,870 Honey. 651 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,210 We'll... make... 652 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:23,990 The... Bed. 653 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,820 You know how? 654 00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:27,540 I know how to make a bed. 655 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,660 You know how to do it so we'll pass inspection. 656 00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:31,210 You can help clean. 657 00:33:31,490 --> 00:33:34,240 We clean everything with Maxi pads. 658 00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:35,560 Seriously? 659 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,250 Yep. It's a head scratcher but... that's what we got. 660 00:33:38,540 --> 00:33:41,510 -So we make our beds in the morning, before they count. -No. 661 00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:45,010 You sleep on top of the bed, with the blanket over you. 662 00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:47,010 What if I want to sleep in the bed? 663 00:33:47,010 --> 00:33:49,010 Look. You can do what you want. 664 00:33:49,010 --> 00:33:52,170 But you will be the only one in this entire prison that does. 665 00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:53,310 You want that? 666 00:33:53,310 --> 00:33:55,310 [dusts hands] Be my guest. 667 00:33:55,310 --> 00:33:58,470 Count bed! Count bed! Count bedly! 668 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,390 That light comes on, you need to be where you're supposed to be. 669 00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:03,960 And you don't move, until it goes off. 670 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,220 Dinner's after. 671 00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:07,400 Hey Blancha. 672 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,890 You speak Spanish? 673 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,330 A little bit. I understand more than I can speak. 674 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:13,700 You see? 675 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:16,680 Fucking white girl, speaks Spanish. 676 00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:33,120 -So... -Shh... 677 00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:46,230 Dinner's at 4:30? 678 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:48,640 Recount, ladies! 679 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,610 [whispers] Ugh! They alway screw it up! 680 00:34:51,610 --> 00:34:53,390 How hard is it to fucking count? 681 00:34:53,390 --> 00:34:55,570 Nicky, this is um... 682 00:34:55,570 --> 00:34:57,910 Piper. Uh... Chapman. [scoffs] 683 00:34:57,910 --> 00:35:00,150 Look at you blondie. What d'you do? 684 00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:02,320 Aren't you not supposed to ask that question? 685 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,020 I read that you're not supposed to ask that. 686 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,500 You read that? 687 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,430 What? You're gonna study for prison? 688 00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:20,540 What did you do? 689 00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:22,020 I can't understand your French. 690 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,340 Mon bag... 691 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,550 Bag. My bag hasn't arrived. 692 00:35:26,550 --> 00:35:29,700 Oh the bags. They don't make it onto the right flight sometimes. 693 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:32,790 Wait for the next shuttle for Paris. It's probably on that plane. 694 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:35,770 ♪ 695 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,740 Mon bag! 696 00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:03,090 My bag. 697 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,780 Thank you! Thanks a lot! For your help! 698 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,120 Hello. 699 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,550 [gasps] Hello. 700 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,550 [kisses] Welcome to Belgium. 701 00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:22,550 [kisses] All good? 702 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:25,880 [inhales] I was starting to worry. Where did you come from? 703 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,140 Over there. 704 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,140 You didn't go through customs? 705 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,720 No, I just walked out of that door and it brought me right here. 706 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,440 You! [whispers]Skipped customs! 707 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,870 Holy shit! 708 00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:36,420 -That's genius! -Well should I go back? 709 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:38,420 Fuck no! We're going to the hotel! 710 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:40,420 I'm gonna eat you for dinner. 711 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,950 Alex, I was so freaked out when the baggage drop off lemmings bailed. 712 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:46,330 Well it's a good thing you didn't. 713 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,050 There's over 50 grand in that bag. 714 00:36:48,050 --> 00:36:49,760 Kruger woulda had you killed. 715 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,740 [whispers] Come on! 716 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,170 Keep moving! You're blocking up the works. 717 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,400 Okay. Go sit there, she's a nice white lady. 718 00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:08,660 Thanks. 719 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,830 Hi. 720 00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:23,270 Is it okay if I sit here? 721 00:37:23,270 --> 00:37:24,930 Sure, newbie. 722 00:37:26,530 --> 00:37:28,140 I'm Jones. 723 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,450 Chapman. 724 00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:32,660 You doin' okay, Chapman? 725 00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:34,890 You know, I don't really know how to answer that question. 726 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:39,190 Everything's... pretty surreal right now. 727 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:44,800 Do you know what a mandala is? 728 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,180 Those are those round Buddhist art things. 729 00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:50,180 The Tibetan monks... 730 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:52,300 Make them out of dyed sand... 731 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:56,030 Laid out into big, beautiful designs. 732 00:37:56,030 --> 00:38:00,040 And when they're done, after days or weeks of work... 733 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,040 They wipe it all away. 734 00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:06,220 Wow. That's... That's a lot. 735 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:11,150 Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. 736 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:13,610 Work hard. 737 00:38:13,610 --> 00:38:17,330 To make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. 738 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:20,710 And when you're done, pack it in and know it was all temporary. 739 00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:23,750 You have to remember that. 740 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,490 It's all temporary. 741 00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:29,130 [softly] It's all temporary. 742 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,250 I'm telling you, surviving here... 743 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,230 Is all about perspective. 744 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:40,530 Don't eat the pudding. 745 00:38:40,530 --> 00:38:42,240 What's the perspective on the pudding? 746 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,710 It comes in big cans marked "Desert Storm". 747 00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:49,630 Sometimes the kitchen has to scrape the mold off the top before they serve it. 748 00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:51,410 Hi there. 749 00:38:51,410 --> 00:38:53,410 Hey. Hi, sister. 750 00:38:53,410 --> 00:38:55,240 This is Chapman. 751 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,730 Sister, as in nun? 752 00:38:57,590 --> 00:38:59,080 Yep, a killer nun. 753 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,630 Oh, now stop it. 754 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,230 She doesn't know you're joking. 755 00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:05,720 She chained herself to a flagpole at a nuclear test site. 756 00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:11,110 Amen. 757 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,910 So. Now. Chapman. 758 00:39:13,970 --> 00:39:15,630 What's your story? 759 00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:18,320 I chained myself to a drug dealer. 760 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,190 Piper. 761 00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:23,760 Can't be taking advice from a nun and a hippy. 762 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,250 By all means. 763 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:28,630 Seek out the supreme wisdom of the junkie philosopher. 764 00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:30,060 I pray for you, Nicky. 765 00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:32,470 Oh. I pray for you too, sister. 766 00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:35,510 I lust after you, yoga Jones. 767 00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:37,970 Those sinewy arms... [laughs] 768 00:39:37,970 --> 00:39:39,740 Gotta love a yoga body. 769 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:42,610 You should come to class, watch me chaturanga. 770 00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:44,610 That whole common room smells like fart. 771 00:39:44,610 --> 00:39:46,270 It kinda takes away the magic for me. 772 00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:48,110 You like pussy, Piper? 773 00:39:48,110 --> 00:39:50,570 Or do you prefer pipes as your name suggests? 774 00:39:50,570 --> 00:39:53,090 I'm feeling some sapphic vibes comin' off of you. 775 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:54,860 Oh, leave her alone. 776 00:39:55,950 --> 00:39:59,670 Come on, sister. You know you woulda gone my way if you hadn't married Jesus. 777 00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:08,150 Thank you, mommy. 778 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,590 Thanks, Red. 779 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,820 Thanks, Red. 780 00:40:18,860 --> 00:40:20,120 She's your mum? 781 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,670 Ah, maternal figurehead. 782 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,170 My actual mother lives in Brazil with her boyfriend, Paulo... 783 00:40:24,170 --> 00:40:26,930 Who destroys rainforests and collects photos of realistic art. 784 00:40:26,930 --> 00:40:28,930 She is a cunt. I'm an embarrassment. 785 00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:31,800 Heya, Red. Got one of those for me? 786 00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:34,610 You got what I asked you for? 787 00:40:34,610 --> 00:40:36,610 Uh... workin' on in it. 788 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,610 So am I. 789 00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:41,770 Treats come when I sleep better. 790 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:49,270 How hard is it to get me a board from the woodshop? 791 00:40:49,270 --> 00:40:51,270 Ugh. People. 792 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,600 Who's this? 793 00:40:54,710 --> 00:40:56,660 Oh, this is Chapman. She's new. 794 00:40:56,660 --> 00:40:58,030 Self-surrender. 795 00:40:58,030 --> 00:40:59,580 Think she's fancy. 796 00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:01,700 Here. 797 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:02,840 Fancy. 798 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:05,480 Have a yogurt. 799 00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:09,600 What do I have to do for it? 800 00:41:10,350 --> 00:41:12,580 You're new. You're one of us. 801 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,470 Consider it a gift. 802 00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:16,300 Thank you. 803 00:41:18,190 --> 00:41:20,080 Thank you so much! 804 00:41:22,950 --> 00:41:25,690 [whispers] The food here is disgusting. 805 00:41:35,030 --> 00:41:36,120 What? 806 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,640 Red mention that Red runs the kitchen? 807 00:41:40,930 --> 00:41:42,190 Shit. 808 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,940 I'm sorry. 809 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,840 Lie. 810 00:41:51,350 --> 00:41:54,390 I know you just got here so you don't know what's what. 811 00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:55,930 But I'm gonna tell you. 812 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,940 You don't like the food... 813 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:01,370 It's no problem. 814 00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:03,550 ♪ 815 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,190 Holy shit. 816 00:42:10,650 --> 00:42:12,540 That was an epic fuck up. 817 00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:16,550 Can I help you? 818 00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:19,010 I'm Chapman. 819 00:42:19,010 --> 00:42:20,560 I'm new today. 820 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,910 They told me I should talk to you if I don't... have a... 821 00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:24,450 pack number... 822 00:42:24,450 --> 00:42:25,710 Who's they? 823 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,670 Mr. Caputo... 824 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:32,070 Please let me call me fiancée. 825 00:42:32,530 --> 00:42:34,710 Let him know that I'm okay. 826 00:42:35,850 --> 00:42:38,430 Two minutes. You got two minutes, that's it. 827 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,750 Close the door. I don't want to run out my office. 828 00:42:48,570 --> 00:42:51,830 [clears throat] Dial 9 to get out. 829 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:02,940 Hello? Larry's phone. 830 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:04,600 -Amy? -Piper? 831 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,570 Gimme the phone. 832 00:43:05,570 --> 00:43:07,290 One second. Can I say hello? 833 00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:09,640 Amy, I only have two minutes to talk. 834 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,280 Are you okay? What's it like in there? 835 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,110 Howard and I brought Chinese. 836 00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:16,110 Larry is so upset. 837 00:43:16,110 --> 00:43:18,110 -Let him talk, Amy. Come on, gimme the phone. 838 00:43:18,110 --> 00:43:19,610 Amy, please let me talk to Larry. 839 00:43:19,610 --> 00:43:22,700 You know, I read that when Martha Stewart was in prison... 840 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,680 -She foraged for dandelions. -Okay. Um, please? 841 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,830 -I was talking! -Maybe it's not always about you dear. 842 00:43:28,830 --> 00:43:30,200 What's that supposed to mean? 843 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,780 -Piper. -I only have a minute now. I'm calling from the guard's office. 844 00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:34,780 Hey. Are you- Are you okay? What's going on? 845 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:35,760 I love you so much. 846 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,040 [laugh] I love you too. Are you okay? 847 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,740 I'm wearing granny panties and I've only spoken to white people. 848 00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:42,740 Huh. Are you joining the Aryan Nation? 849 00:43:42,740 --> 00:43:44,000 I don't know. 850 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,380 But there's a nun here and you're not allowed to sleep in your bed. Only on top of it. 851 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,410 That's weird. 852 00:43:48,410 --> 00:43:51,280 I know, right? And when I got here they gave me these little... uh... 853 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,280 Bars of hotel soap and no shampoo. 854 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,000 But I think that I can borrow some. 855 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 From other... white people... 856 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,920 I love you so much! 857 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:03,990 [inhales] One of my roommates had a massive heart attack when she got here. 858 00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:04,910 Okay. 859 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:06,910 You are not allowed to have a heart attack. 860 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,910 What did you have for dinner? 861 00:44:08,910 --> 00:44:11,490 Something my folks brought from the palace. 862 00:44:11,490 --> 00:44:13,840 Oh... The palace... 863 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,530 Did you have a scary liver? 864 00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:19,170 And I insulted he chef. 865 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,830 And... 866 00:44:20,830 --> 00:44:23,640 You're not supposed to eat the pudding because it's been to Desert Storm. 867 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,640 Piper, listen to me, you cannot lose your shit. 868 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,640 Okay? I mean it, please. 869 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,640 Please tell me you're keeping it together, please? 870 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,640 [inhaales] Please tell me you're okay? 871 00:44:32,050 --> 00:44:33,260 Wrap it up, Chapman. 872 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:35,260 I'm... I'm Chapman here. 873 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:36,750 You're my Pipes. 874 00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:39,440 Okay? And uh... I love you. And... 875 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,440 [inhales] This is only temporary. 876 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,970 That's what yoga Jones said. 877 00:44:43,970 --> 00:44:45,970 But it's just been one day and I can't... 878 00:44:45,970 --> 00:44:46,720 I can't. 879 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,580 Piper, you can. You so can. Okay? You, you, you... 880 00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:52,100 Are so strong, babe. You... [inhales] 881 00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:55,080 And you love adventure right? That's what got you in there and that's, that's... 882 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,420 What's going to get you through this. It's all just a- a big adventure. 883 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:59,940 With liver, and uh... yoga Jones. 884 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,720 And, and, and... racism. 885 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:04,180 You can come on Friday. Please come on Friday. [inhales] 886 00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:07,160 Tell my mother to come on Saturday, and don't tell her you're coming on Friday, okay? 887 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,160 Of course. Okay. 888 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,710 Tue sleeps. 889 00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:12,260 That's it. Two sleeps... 890 00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:13,750 On top of your bed... 891 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:15,580 And then, I will be there. 892 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,360 Come on up on lights out. 893 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,960 Say goodbye. 894 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,160 [whispers] I have to go. 895 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,820 Hey, no crying. 896 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:22,910 [whispers] I'm Not crying. 897 00:45:22,910 --> 00:45:24,910 Piper, I love you. I will see you on Friday. 898 00:45:24,910 --> 00:45:26,630 Please, be brave. 899 00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:28,630 Don't let anyone into your granny panties. 900 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:30,810 -I love you. -I love you. 901 00:45:35,510 --> 00:45:37,170 Your head's not here yet. 902 00:45:37,630 --> 00:45:39,230 Don't worry, it'll catch up. 903 00:45:39,630 --> 00:45:41,230 In the mean time... 904 00:45:41,230 --> 00:45:42,550 Try to get some sleep. 905 00:45:42,550 --> 00:45:44,040 Before orientation... 906 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,040 Which is tomorrow at 9... 907 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,040 Shampoo for you. 908 00:45:50,170 --> 00:45:52,520 I think the words you're looking for are thank you. 909 00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:53,890 Thank you. 910 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,590 Good night, Chapman. 911 00:46:00,310 --> 00:46:01,800 Close the door behind you. 912 00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:16,460 ♪ 913 00:46:20,470 --> 00:46:21,730 Chapman. 914 00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:24,130 -Hey, Chapman. -What? 915 00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:25,850 -Rise and shine. -What, what? 916 00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:27,850 You want time to shower and eat, you gotta get up. 917 00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,720 Aw... look at your eyes. 918 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,490 You should put some cold water on 'em. 919 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:33,640 Okay. Thanks. 920 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,530 Take a nice shower, and get dressed... 921 00:46:35,530 --> 00:46:37,360 And you'll start to feel normal soon enough. 922 00:46:38,110 --> 00:46:39,650 Got flip-flops? 923 00:46:39,650 --> 00:46:40,460 No. 924 00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:41,890 Oh, honey. 925 00:46:41,890 --> 00:46:44,010 There's wicked fungus in the showers. 926 00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:49,450 ♪ 927 00:47:18,650 --> 00:47:21,920 ♪ 928 00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:38,130 Everyone gets a piece of fruit at breakfast. 929 00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:41,390 I'm telling you. It'll all start to feel normal soon. Really. 930 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:42,710 You hungry? 931 00:47:42,710 --> 00:47:44,080 -I'm starving. -Excuse me. 932 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:46,080 Such pretty hair. 933 00:47:46,550 --> 00:47:49,240 When those roots start to show be sure to come and see me okay? 934 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,960 I'll take good care of you. 935 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,730 But even if you don't come to me... 936 00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:53,990 Don't go to Denita. 937 00:47:53,990 --> 00:47:55,990 She'll burn your shit out of your scalp. 938 00:47:55,990 --> 00:47:57,310 Go. Line's moving. 939 00:47:58,170 --> 00:47:59,950 Hey, Chapman. Are you Chapman? 940 00:47:59,950 --> 00:48:01,090 Yes. 941 00:48:04,530 --> 00:48:07,050 Red said she made that special for you. 942 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,710 Wow! Thanks! 943 00:48:08,710 --> 00:48:10,260 Tell her I said... Thanks. 944 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,600 I don't say nothin'. I'm just workin'. Next. 945 00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:15,180 Man, I'm tellin' you. 946 00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:18,040 Before my teeth got knocked out I had this awesome gap... 947 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,710 Now they look like Chiclets! Look! 948 00:48:19,710 --> 00:48:22,340 You're crazy if you think you're beautiful... 949 00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:23,940 That you'll never get the food stuck in 'em... 950 00:48:23,940 --> 00:48:25,780 So you got the nice, fresh breath all the time... 951 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:27,380 It's minty, and it's beautiful, it's like... 952 00:48:27,380 --> 00:48:28,870 God put them in you every day. 953 00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:30,530 Summer breeze is coming over here. 954 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,280 ♪ 955 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,060 Oh what did you do? 956 00:48:37,060 --> 00:48:39,060 She insulted the food in front of Red. 957 00:48:39,060 --> 00:48:42,160 Oh, jeez. I don't think you'll be eating for a while. [laughs] 958 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,160 Oh. Put it away. 959 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,200 I'm enjoyin' menopause very much. Thank you. Whoo! 960 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,660 You gotta think of how to make things right with Red. 961 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,520 Oh, and yeah. You gotta go down to laundry. Don't forget that. 962 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,350 And check the elastic on all the pants. 963 00:48:54,350 --> 00:48:56,470 Mm. Don't let the give you stretched out garbage. 964 00:48:56,470 --> 00:48:58,710 Oh. Orientation starts in 10 minutes. 965 00:48:58,710 --> 00:49:01,280 At least you had a nice shower this morning, right? 966 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,770 Think I saw you in there? 967 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,200 Um... I... 968 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,190 I don't... I don't know... Um... 969 00:49:09,190 --> 00:49:10,160 Excuse me. 970 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,800 Eh, eh, eh. Don't forget. You gotta brush your tray. 971 00:49:18,690 --> 00:49:20,760 Where's she goin' with that tray. 972 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,420 Get the girl out of here! 973 00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:23,680 Eh, she'll figure it out. 974 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,220 Did she go in the shower this morning? 975 00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:48,880 Maybe this is a bad time to say hi, huh?