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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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I come here to buy a boat, not
become some goddamn pirate.
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Please don't drop that.
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Get out there. Shake hands.
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These are very
important people.
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Go meet his wife.
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I've been cooking all day.
I smell like onions.
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I have someone to
make you acquaintance.
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That's disgusting.
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And unsanitary.
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Keeps 'em warm all day long.
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Thanks for this back board.
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Pleasure doin'
business with you.
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5:00 a.m.
Breakfast time.
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So we need request forms for
next spring's non-perishables.
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Bring 'em tonight.
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Tori's getting out
in six weeks,
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so we gotta train someone
new on the feed slicer.
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Look into little Sara.
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Make sure she
never stabbed people.
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And Betty's been acting up again.
The bitch is gonna fuck us.
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A little patience.
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She's been here a lot of years.
I'll deal with her.
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The blondie?
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Yes. She's going nuts.
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That one's a light touch.
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Well, you did serve
her a bloody tampon.
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Yeah. Heh.
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I'm proud of that one.
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I have to go to another prison.
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A different one.
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You have to move me.
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Like this is the Radisson
and you don't like your room?
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Why?
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Why isn't this the Radisson?
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Why do you need to be moved?
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Did someone try
to engage with you sexually?
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Tell me what
happened out there.
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It's fine.
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I just freaked out.
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I'll be fine.
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I'm sure you will.
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You're gonna be
late for orientation.
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Attention, ladies.
Remember the rules.
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- Hey, sorry I'm late.
- Sit down.
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That one's broke.
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Hi.
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Welcome to the Federal
Department of Corrections,
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where we strive
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to maintain facilities that are
secure, humane, and cost effective.
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Night school classes are
offered three nights a week.
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There are a variety of
recreational activities available
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and clinical visits are offered
at the inmates' request.
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But enough about policy. Let's
get to the important stuff.
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This is a piece of copper pipe.
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And it was taken
from the laundry room.
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It's hard.
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This was used
to break two ribs.
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Could also be used
to crack your skull,
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break your knee,
muss up your makeup.
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Amongst other things.
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Suicidal thoughts will come.
Frequently.
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Some days, it'll feel like
there are no other thoughts.
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"Do it," they'll say.
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"End it."
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"Come on."
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You'll be assigned bunks soon.
Uniform issue is next week.
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State your correct
size on the form.
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No baggy hip-hop pants.
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Yes, I'm lookin' at you.
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Plastic toothbrush with a
razor-blade melted right into it.
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Yeah, probably shouldn't
have showed you that one.
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The women who made
and used these items
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are now in the SHU
or down at the max facility
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with added sentences. Their
lives are basically over.
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Hello, ladies.
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I am Natalie Figueroa.
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I am the Executive
Assistant to the warden.
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I try and visit often.
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If you have any concerns,
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specifically regarding
your needs as women,
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please come to me.
I will handle them personally.
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Yeah, she will.
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I had a question, actually.
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Today I'm only
here as a formality.
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Next.
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Next.
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Next.
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No. Wait.
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Next.
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Seriously?
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Next.
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Come on.
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Dorm D, Dorm D,
laundry is ready for drop-off.
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Uh-uh.
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They're not letting me eat.
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That sounds like a whole
lot of your problem.
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We don't leave lunch
till lunch is over.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Uh-huh.
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Come sit with us.
Not with Crazy Eyes.
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Rough morning?
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Something like that.
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We should've
warned you about Red.
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Well, I just didn't expect to be
punished while I was getting punished.
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You gotta fix that.
Make it right.
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How?
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I find it best to
confront things head-on.
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Know what?
I'm just gonna apologize.
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I'm just gonna very
sincerely apologize.
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People make mistakes. People say
stupid things all the time.
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Uh-huh.
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She's gotta
understand that, right?
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Check this shit out.
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Who are you?
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Her daughter. Who are you?
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Her daughter.
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What's the matter, you
don't wanna hit me again?
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From here on out, this
place will hit you for me.
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This orange thing,
it's like, I glow in the dark.
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The guard with the mustache
keeps staring at me.
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Since when do you hate that?
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You got any extra khakis?
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No. Well, not in your size.
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And don't be in such a rush to
get out of that orange, sabes?
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Once you're in these,
you're old news.
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White girl said somethin'
nasty about Red's food,
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then Red sent her a message 'cause
white girl better recognize.
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A message?
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Egg McTampon. Rare.
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So now nobody's
givin' her nothin' to eat.
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Not until Red say so.
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That's...
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Thanks.
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This ain't gonna get
Red in trouble, right?
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'Cause I ain't no snitch.
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No. Of course not.
I mean, probably not.
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I haven't decided yet.
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Hold up.
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Where my candy?
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Get me another towel.
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Is this a bad time?
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Moment.
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About what I said yesterday?
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It was careless and it was rude.
And I am really sorry.
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I appreciate everything
that you do here,
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I can't imagine how
much work it takes,
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and since we're clearly gonna be
spending some time together...
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Don't forget the toes, Norma.
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I can tell you take pride in what
you do, and I so respect that.
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If someone insulted my work...
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What is it, your work?
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Oh.
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Um, I make artisanal bath products.
We got into Barneys.
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Artisanal?
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I'm just saying we're not that
different, you and I. That's all.
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And I understand
how stupid I've been.
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I really apologize.
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I'm sorry.
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You seem sweet.
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You really do, honey.
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But I can't do shit
with "I'm sorry."
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Not in here.
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Might not look like it,
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but there's rules
in this place.
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The most important of which is,
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the second you're
perceived as weak,
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you already are.
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What do you want me to do?
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You're a smart girl.
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Figure something out.
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That girl got some nice legs.
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What the fuck is this?
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Oh, it's my treat I'm savin'.
Just leave it.
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Leave it?
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Fuck leave it.
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You can't put your sticky
ice cream shit in here.
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It ain't just an ice cream.
It's a King Cone.
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Man!
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Get off me, girl!
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Get this bitch off of me!
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B fucking took my hair out!
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B Dorm, Itza Martinez...
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Please tell me y'all ain't
fighting over ice cream.
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King Cone.
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You okay, Chapman?
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Yeah.
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You know,
I'd give you a pretzel
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but the walls have eyes,
and I'm not retarded.
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When I first got here,
I had troubles like you.
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There was a disagreement.
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Then we brawled.
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That's how you settled things.
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And if I'd have won,
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I'd have been la jefa.
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Instead of this.
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Thank God I got cancer.
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No one fucks with cancer.
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Good talk.
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Fuck!
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So it's nothing but lemonade?
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It's a cleanse.
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No vegetable juice? Fiber?
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We are going to deny
ourselves sustenance
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while there are people
that starve in Kinshasa?
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It's racist to
just say "Africa."
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You put cayenne pepper in this?
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Yes! Yes.
It flushes out toxins.
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We don't smoke,
we don't snort crack.
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Honey, don't you think the little
rocks would hurt your nose
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if you tried to snort crack?
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I think you mean coke.
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You know what I mean.
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You know, you don't let me buy
food unless it's locally-grown,
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grass-fed, conflict-free...
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I'm perfectly fine
doing this on my own.
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No. No, no, no, no. Honey,
that's not what I'm saying.
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- You're making fun of it.
- No. I'm just...
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When you said cleanse,
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I thought you meant
we'd be eating more kale.
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We can eat more kale when we're
transitioning back to food.
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Okay.
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What about dinners out?
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Weekend brunches?
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I mean, isn't this gonna
turn us into anti-social losers?
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Well, it doesn't have to.
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I'm not gonna be the guy that shows
up with his lemonade cuppie.
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Okay. Okay.
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For me, this is it
for the next seven days.
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If you wanna back out, I'm
not gonna love you any less.
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We did say that we were
gonna do it together.
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But if you don't
wanna be "that guy,"
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I'm perfectly happy
doing it on my own.
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Well, where's the fun in that?
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See?
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Oh, God.
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Number four,
on the left. Next!
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Turn around.
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Hold it right there.
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Next!
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Oh, look, it's the fiance.
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Put your bag down, please.
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I should be on the list.
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And I should be on American Idol,
but I can't sing for shit.
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No Larry Bloom here.
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What?
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Oh, this is from last week.
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Where's this week's?
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In another office.
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Have a seat.
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When in the visitation
room, you're allowed two hugs,
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one on arrival,
and one on departure.
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Okay, try not to crowd around, ladies.
Come on, now.
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- Thank you.
- Itza Martinez again...
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Thank you.
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Can I have some gum?
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Sorry. Can't do that.
Inmates aren't allowed.
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00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:04,735
I get it. You can't
give special treatment.
265
00:20:05,361 --> 00:20:07,155
It'd look funny.
Like I liked you.
266
00:20:09,365 --> 00:20:10,407
Don't you?
267
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:21,377
Oh, my God, honey!
268
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:22,879
- Oh, baby. Hey!
- Hi.
269
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,296
- Honey. Oh!
- Hi.
270
00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:25,589
That's enough.
271
00:20:27,508 --> 00:20:28,551
Sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late.
272
00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:29,635
No. It's fine.
273
00:20:29,719 --> 00:20:30,720
I swear I was here,
274
00:20:30,845 --> 00:20:32,513
but I think they were, like,
deliberately fucking with me.
275
00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:34,682
No, whatever, it's fine.
You're here. Oh!
276
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:35,850
You look great!
277
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:37,018
I mean, who knew
you could rock orange?
278
00:20:37,101 --> 00:20:38,102
Please. Come on!
279
00:20:38,227 --> 00:20:39,228
Seriously,
280
00:20:39,311 --> 00:20:41,397
and your face is
like all cheekboney.
281
00:20:41,564 --> 00:20:44,817
Well, I haven't
eaten since Wednesday.
282
00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:45,902
What?
283
00:20:46,527 --> 00:20:47,695
She's
starving me out.
284
00:20:47,778 --> 00:20:48,905
Who?
285
00:20:51,365 --> 00:20:52,742
Oh, my God.
286
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:54,535
Do you have any change?
287
00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:58,372
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think so.
What do you want?
288
00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:01,250
Literally anything. Go.
289
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:14,013
No.
290
00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:16,172
I don't think they work, honey.
291
00:21:16,265 --> 00:21:17,307
No.
292
00:21:19,102 --> 00:21:20,228
No! No.
293
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:23,022
Inmate, step away
from the machine.
294
00:21:23,731 --> 00:21:24,852
He just called you "inmate."
295
00:21:24,857 --> 00:21:26,650
- You too, sir.
- Sorry.
296
00:21:28,778 --> 00:21:30,113
This is her.
She did this.
297
00:21:30,196 --> 00:21:31,447
Who? Who are you
talking about?
298
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:33,199
The woman who runs the kitchen.
299
00:21:33,282 --> 00:21:34,951
What? Why are we whispering?
300
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:38,704
She's starving me out.
I insulted the food.
301
00:21:38,788 --> 00:21:40,123
Oh, Piper.
302
00:21:40,706 --> 00:21:42,125
Your foot in mouth disease?
303
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,918
I'm an idiot.
304
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:46,129
She's issued
a fucking fatwa against me.
305
00:21:48,714 --> 00:21:50,114
I think I'm gonna
have to fight her.
306
00:21:50,174 --> 00:21:51,175
What?
307
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,552
How am I supposed to
prison-fight an old Russian lady
308
00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:55,429
with back problems?
309
00:21:55,512 --> 00:21:58,348
Hey, Piper, come on. You're not.
That's ridiculous.
310
00:21:58,474 --> 00:22:02,270
You don't have to fight anybody. Okay?
Hey, hey, hey, stop. Stop.
311
00:22:02,394 --> 00:22:03,479
No touching.
312
00:22:03,646 --> 00:22:04,814
Jesus.
313
00:22:05,773 --> 00:22:07,775
- It's gonna be okay.
- Mmm.
314
00:22:08,151 --> 00:22:09,152
- All right?
- Uh-uh.
315
00:22:09,318 --> 00:22:10,798
Your commissary
money's coming, right?
316
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:13,572
I sent the check
the minute I left here.
317
00:22:13,656 --> 00:22:14,698
Express mail.
318
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:16,796
Even if you have to
live off Snickers bars,
319
00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:18,326
it's gonna be okay.
320
00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:26,752
I hate that you're
seeing me like this.
321
00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:28,879
At least I get to see you.
322
00:22:32,508 --> 00:22:34,260
Tell me that you're
not watching Mad Men.
323
00:22:34,342 --> 00:22:35,343
What?
324
00:22:35,803 --> 00:22:37,972
Promise me you're not
watching Mad Men without me,
325
00:22:38,055 --> 00:22:41,433
that when I get out of here, we're
gonna binge watch it, together,
326
00:22:41,517 --> 00:22:43,686
in bed, with take-out from...
327
00:22:43,769 --> 00:22:45,021
Gertie's?
328
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:46,396
Yes. Yes.
329
00:22:46,522 --> 00:22:48,482
Yes. Of course. 100%.
330
00:22:50,358 --> 00:22:52,903
Visiting hours
have come to a close.
331
00:22:53,029 --> 00:22:55,572
Jesus. Really?
That was like two minutes.
332
00:22:55,698 --> 00:22:57,867
Visitors, please make
your way to the exit.
333
00:22:58,201 --> 00:22:59,202
We can hug again.
334
00:22:59,327 --> 00:23:00,368
What?
335
00:23:00,494 --> 00:23:01,787
Once coming in, once going out.
336
00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:03,331
Come here.
337
00:23:04,623 --> 00:23:05,708
Oh!
338
00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:08,418
I love you, babe.
339
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,377
Sorry.
340
00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:02,181
Red?
341
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:04,432
Red?
342
00:24:09,063 --> 00:24:10,064
What is it?
343
00:24:11,732 --> 00:24:12,983
Betty's dead.
344
00:24:19,365 --> 00:24:21,200
She was a good girl.
345
00:24:21,284 --> 00:24:22,785
No one heard her go.
346
00:24:23,451 --> 00:24:24,912
Get over it.
It's a freezer.
347
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,457
See, what happened here was a
breach in the main coolant line.
348
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,127
Big, nasty breach.
349
00:24:31,459 --> 00:24:33,129
Ugly breach.
Bad, bad breach.
350
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:34,713
What's that smell?
351
00:24:35,298 --> 00:24:36,382
That's the Freon.
352
00:24:37,049 --> 00:24:38,842
Some people use it for huffing.
353
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,345
Makes for a super intense,
but short-lived high.
354
00:24:41,469 --> 00:24:44,974
Similar to crack, uh,
but without the migraines.
355
00:24:47,643 --> 00:24:50,396
Put those in ice water.
Don't stack those, Gina.
356
00:24:51,647 --> 00:24:52,815
Nice pussy.
357
00:24:53,023 --> 00:24:54,066
Don't ask.
358
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:55,818
I don't intend to.
359
00:24:56,026 --> 00:24:57,827
Thanksgiving's coming twice
this year, ladies.
360
00:24:57,945 --> 00:24:59,529
Spread the word.
361
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:04,243
Okay, I understand
what you have to do.
362
00:25:04,327 --> 00:25:05,619
What?
363
00:25:05,744 --> 00:25:07,204
I'm not a fighter.
364
00:25:07,913 --> 00:25:08,956
Go ahead.
365
00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:10,416
I'm a little busy here.
Pick up those rags.
366
00:25:10,498 --> 00:25:11,658
I'm not going to swing first.
367
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:12,709
Good.
368
00:25:12,835 --> 00:25:14,170
Just hit me and
get it over with.
369
00:25:14,295 --> 00:25:15,587
I said I'm a little busy.
370
00:25:15,671 --> 00:25:17,047
I'm not leaving
until you do it.
371
00:25:18,007 --> 00:25:19,675
Wow.
372
00:25:21,010 --> 00:25:22,345
You want me to hit you?
373
00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:23,679
Yeah.
374
00:25:23,762 --> 00:25:25,513
Okay, get ready.
375
00:25:29,185 --> 00:25:32,104
You called my food disgusting.
376
00:25:36,275 --> 00:25:40,612
You're not getting hazed,
you're not getting harassed,
377
00:25:42,656 --> 00:25:44,116
you're getting starved.
378
00:25:45,451 --> 00:25:46,952
To death.
379
00:25:47,036 --> 00:25:51,040
You'll leave Litchfield
as a skeleton in a body bag.
380
00:25:51,874 --> 00:25:52,916
Pow!
381
00:25:53,917 --> 00:25:57,213
Now, march your yuppie ass
outta my kitchen.
382
00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:05,221
Slowly, so you don't burn
too many calories.
383
00:26:08,391 --> 00:26:11,143
So the third time,
same thing happens.
384
00:26:11,227 --> 00:26:13,979
And the farmer looks at his
wife, then back at the penguin,
385
00:26:14,063 --> 00:26:16,982
and finally the penguin goes,
386
00:26:19,402 --> 00:26:23,739
"He's not an eggplant, man.
He's retarded."
387
00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:28,411
You get it? 'Cause he...
388
00:26:28,576 --> 00:26:29,577
We get it.
389
00:26:31,621 --> 00:26:34,124
My brother was retarded.
390
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,085
Oh, so sorry to hear that.
391
00:26:38,462 --> 00:26:40,089
You know, my husband's
a little slow.
392
00:26:40,923 --> 00:26:42,383
Says he was dropped on his head
393
00:26:42,466 --> 00:26:44,427
when he was born.
Just my luck.
394
00:26:44,552 --> 00:26:47,388
They couldn't have dropped
him on his dick?
395
00:26:47,846 --> 00:26:49,890
I think I slept
wrong last night.
396
00:26:49,973 --> 00:26:51,975
Should we call it
a short walk today, ladies?
397
00:26:52,101 --> 00:26:53,102
Yes.
398
00:26:53,185 --> 00:26:54,345
Oh, you barely broke a sweat.
399
00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:56,604
Oh, my son has
dentist appointment.
400
00:26:56,688 --> 00:26:57,773
Oh, okay.
401
00:26:57,898 --> 00:26:59,108
We're close to your house, no?
402
00:26:59,233 --> 00:27:00,359
Yeah. Right over there.
403
00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:02,319
Same time tomorrow?
404
00:27:02,445 --> 00:27:03,862
We'll let you know.
405
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,542
Oh, shit!
406
00:27:18,919 --> 00:27:20,337
Did no one think
to turn this off?
407
00:27:31,639 --> 00:27:32,724
Where is his highness?
408
00:27:35,394 --> 00:27:36,437
You're out of bounds.
409
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,230
- Healy?
- Sir, I told her not to...
410
00:27:38,314 --> 00:27:40,149
Jesus Christ!
411
00:27:40,357 --> 00:27:41,649
I need a new freezer.
412
00:27:42,318 --> 00:27:44,069
We can talk about
this later, Red.
413
00:27:44,153 --> 00:27:46,405
You have been saying
that for three years.
414
00:27:47,156 --> 00:27:49,317
We're dealing with a very
serious budget situation here.
415
00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:51,118
Should I subdue the inmate?
416
00:27:51,201 --> 00:27:55,372
The warden has been very clear
about spending this quarter.
417
00:27:56,332 --> 00:27:59,418
You want me to walk?
I'll walk, happily.
418
00:28:00,836 --> 00:28:03,671
Remember the last time I gave
back the keys to the kitchen?
419
00:28:04,756 --> 00:28:05,966
I'll see what I can do.
420
00:28:07,259 --> 00:28:08,594
Thank you.
421
00:28:12,181 --> 00:28:15,225
Ugh, like a dying animal
it smells in there.
422
00:28:15,351 --> 00:28:18,020
A dying animal, or just a
man who eats your food?
423
00:28:20,022 --> 00:28:21,482
Ugh with you, too.
424
00:28:23,691 --> 00:28:27,446
That smells fantastic.
It's like fresh muffins.
425
00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:28,989
Dried blueberries.
426
00:28:29,114 --> 00:28:30,907
Twelve fuckin' pounds of 'em.
427
00:28:31,283 --> 00:28:34,537
Funnest hobby ever.
You seen my headphones?
428
00:28:34,662 --> 00:28:35,663
Uh, left drawer.
429
00:28:35,829 --> 00:28:37,109
So you can put
anything in there?
430
00:28:37,164 --> 00:28:38,207
Just about.
431
00:28:38,374 --> 00:28:41,751
Peppermint, basil,
grapefruits, vanilla.
432
00:28:41,877 --> 00:28:42,836
She won't do chocolate.
433
00:28:42,919 --> 00:28:44,880
- It never works.
- Or popcorn.
434
00:28:44,963 --> 00:28:46,840
We're making soap,
not Jelly Bellys.
435
00:28:46,923 --> 00:28:48,091
Sweet.
436
00:28:48,925 --> 00:28:50,365
You know, for Amy,
I think you'd want
437
00:28:50,386 --> 00:28:51,720
something more along the lines
438
00:28:51,845 --> 00:28:55,474
of sage, patchouli,
maybe eucalyptus?
439
00:28:55,849 --> 00:28:57,767
Oh, she's allergic
to eucalyptus,
440
00:28:57,893 --> 00:28:59,769
or she hates it.
I can't remember.
441
00:28:59,895 --> 00:29:01,055
Really? Who hates eucalyptus?
442
00:29:01,063 --> 00:29:03,857
Larry's mother. She thinks
they're "dirty trees."
443
00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:05,147
You're still with that guy?
444
00:29:05,693 --> 00:29:06,860
Thought you wouldn't
make it two months.
445
00:29:06,943 --> 00:29:08,862
- Pete!
- What? You said so, too.
446
00:29:10,614 --> 00:29:11,907
They're moving in together.
447
00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:15,703
Already? Shit.
You are still a lesbian.
448
00:29:18,747 --> 00:29:19,998
- I'm out, ladies.
- Okay.
449
00:29:23,711 --> 00:29:25,713
You could sell these, you know.
450
00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:30,426
At farmers markets,
little boutique stores.
451
00:29:30,634 --> 00:29:32,010
I just kinda like making 'em.
452
00:29:33,345 --> 00:29:34,597
I could be your partner.
453
00:29:35,264 --> 00:29:36,265
What?
454
00:29:37,807 --> 00:29:39,685
This could be something.
455
00:29:39,768 --> 00:29:41,520
I mean, this could
be a thing, Pol.
456
00:29:42,688 --> 00:29:45,733
Market it right and package
it right, this is money.
457
00:29:45,899 --> 00:29:49,612
I mean, it smells
so fucking good in here.
458
00:29:50,446 --> 00:29:51,947
I can make this money.
459
00:29:52,531 --> 00:29:54,283
I make lotions, too.
460
00:29:58,161 --> 00:30:00,205
Yo, y'all got headphones
for movie night?
461
00:30:00,289 --> 00:30:02,040
Sold the last pair
this morning.
462
00:30:02,124 --> 00:30:05,544
That's some bullshit. I ain't
tryin' to watch no silent movie.
463
00:30:05,794 --> 00:30:07,254
Sold out. Next.
464
00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:11,425
Spanish ladies are calling you
La Llorona, the wailing lady.
465
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,094
Well, they would've
screamed just as loud
466
00:30:14,177 --> 00:30:16,012
if someone handed them
a used tampon sandwich.
467
00:30:16,138 --> 00:30:17,389
Oh, yeah.
468
00:30:17,973 --> 00:30:20,476
Or if they suddenly saw
an ex-girlfriend in prison.
469
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:21,685
Hey, what's her name? Alex?
470
00:30:23,895 --> 00:30:24,980
What did she say to you?
471
00:30:25,147 --> 00:30:27,941
Not a word. I just know
dyke drama when I see it.
472
00:30:29,859 --> 00:30:31,153
You gonna
buy something or not?
473
00:30:31,278 --> 00:30:34,490
Yes. Hi, um, I should
have some credit here.
474
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:37,826
My fiance sent
a check on Wednesday.
475
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,203
Take seven day to process.
476
00:30:40,412 --> 00:30:42,492
You can use mine. It's not
like you're going anywhere.
477
00:30:42,539 --> 00:30:43,499
For food?
478
00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:44,625
Fuck no.
479
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,042
Okay.
480
00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:47,336
Yo, Chang.
481
00:30:48,837 --> 00:30:50,213
So, some rubber gloves.
482
00:30:52,257 --> 00:30:53,925
Okay, so maybe
some cocoa butter?
483
00:30:54,009 --> 00:30:55,051
Uh, cocoa butter?
484
00:30:56,094 --> 00:30:59,515
Maybe like a sieve of
some kind. A strainer?
485
00:30:59,723 --> 00:31:02,643
Okay. All right.
Yo, you got a strainer?
486
00:31:09,692 --> 00:31:12,486
This is a cup.
Knock yourself out.
487
00:31:13,903 --> 00:31:15,781
You know how often
I come by new weave?
488
00:31:15,864 --> 00:31:17,533
You probably gonna look
like this till Christmas.
489
00:31:17,616 --> 00:31:20,661
Uh-uh. I paid you seven bottles
of Pantene for this shit.
490
00:31:20,744 --> 00:31:23,622
Ain't my fault you went
all UFC over a King Cone.
491
00:31:23,831 --> 00:31:25,666
And if you call it
"shit" one more time,
492
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,710
you can take your
ass down to Danita.
493
00:31:28,377 --> 00:31:29,586
How much to fix it?
494
00:31:29,795 --> 00:31:31,087
- Mmm-hmm.
- Excuse me?
495
00:31:32,088 --> 00:31:34,883
Hi. I'm Chapman.
496
00:31:37,927 --> 00:31:40,013
Yeah, that's me. Um...
497
00:31:40,639 --> 00:31:43,183
I heard you might have
something that I need.
498
00:31:43,308 --> 00:31:45,268
J. Crew is around the corner.
499
00:31:46,812 --> 00:31:48,355
Yeah. Um...
500
00:31:49,147 --> 00:31:54,737
Cocoa butter, or shea butter?
Do you have either of those?
501
00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:56,279
Maybe.
502
00:31:56,405 --> 00:31:58,323
I would just need
an ounce or two.
503
00:31:58,907 --> 00:32:00,427
Ain't you the one
they're starving out?
504
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:02,661
Yeah.
505
00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:05,581
You got some
fucked-up priorities.
506
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:06,998
We work on
a barter system here.
507
00:32:07,082 --> 00:32:08,333
You know what
that means, right?
508
00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:09,418
Yes.
509
00:32:09,543 --> 00:32:12,254
Three shower caps
or a round brush.
510
00:32:12,379 --> 00:32:13,659
Whichever they
got at commissary.
511
00:32:14,256 --> 00:32:17,551
Gladly. I will get them to you the
second that my money comes in.
512
00:32:19,928 --> 00:32:21,179
Credit declined.
513
00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:22,723
Please.
514
00:32:24,057 --> 00:32:26,184
"Please" is for commissary
hoes and Oliver Twist.
515
00:32:28,019 --> 00:32:29,772
Hold up. Some of us
tryin' to work here.
516
00:32:29,855 --> 00:32:30,856
I got an idea.
517
00:32:32,482 --> 00:32:33,776
But you ain't gonna like it.
518
00:32:40,323 --> 00:32:42,284
Got that new 'do, Boo.
519
00:32:58,884 --> 00:33:00,469
Chapman's going around
asking for weird stuff, Red.
520
00:33:00,594 --> 00:33:01,637
What stuff?
521
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,639
She's trying to get her
hands on hot peppers.
522
00:33:03,722 --> 00:33:04,932
You think she's gonna mace you?
523
00:33:05,014 --> 00:33:06,809
I don't think so.
524
00:33:06,892 --> 00:33:10,353
But if she does, worst case,
I'll get off my feet for a week.
525
00:33:10,479 --> 00:33:11,980
No, but it wouldn't
hurt your feet.
526
00:33:12,063 --> 00:33:14,023
- It's an expression.
- Mace burns your eyes.
527
00:33:14,149 --> 00:33:16,025
Jesus, God.
528
00:33:19,070 --> 00:33:20,113
Oh.
529
00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:27,078
You okay, Chapman?
530
00:33:30,332 --> 00:33:31,834
Tonight's movie will be
531
00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:34,210
the airplane edit
of Good Luck Chuck,
532
00:33:34,336 --> 00:33:37,881
which Roger Ebert
gives one star. 8:00 p.m.
533
00:33:37,965 --> 00:33:39,090
Are you the new girl?
534
00:33:40,843 --> 00:33:44,387
Yes, I am. Piper.
535
00:33:47,599 --> 00:33:49,351
And you are?
536
00:33:49,434 --> 00:33:54,063
Uh, Sue. It's short for Susie,
which is short for Suzanne.
537
00:33:54,356 --> 00:33:55,899
You
like spicy food?
538
00:33:59,194 --> 00:34:00,236
Sometimes.
539
00:34:00,362 --> 00:34:02,823
One of my girlfriends,
she was Mexican, real-talk.
540
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:04,741
Uh...
541
00:34:04,867 --> 00:34:06,368
She gone now,
542
00:34:07,703 --> 00:34:09,663
but she left these.
543
00:34:16,336 --> 00:34:17,816
I have nothing to
trade you for those.
544
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,716
People forget we was
all new here once.
545
00:34:23,552 --> 00:34:25,136
It's good to know
you ain't alone.
546
00:34:40,068 --> 00:34:41,611
This feels awesome!
547
00:34:42,779 --> 00:34:45,198
My senses feel heightened,
I'm like a fucking werewolf.
548
00:34:45,281 --> 00:34:46,324
Larry?
549
00:34:46,449 --> 00:34:49,327
My skin is clear,
I'm lighter on my feet,
550
00:34:49,411 --> 00:34:50,579
and in the bathroom
this morning...
551
00:34:50,704 --> 00:34:51,663
Oh, please.
552
00:34:51,747 --> 00:34:55,417
Epic. Even better than yesterday.
Lord of the Rings.
553
00:34:59,421 --> 00:35:04,801
What if we only did
this for five days?
554
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,222
You wanna cut it short?
555
00:35:09,932 --> 00:35:11,934
Not cut it short. Just...
556
00:35:13,977 --> 00:35:15,103
Yes.
557
00:35:17,564 --> 00:35:19,315
This was your idea.
558
00:35:19,441 --> 00:35:21,777
Can we not make it a thing? This
doesn't have to be a thing.
559
00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:23,152
It's not a competition.
560
00:35:23,278 --> 00:35:25,030
I mean, you can't win
the Master Cleanse.
561
00:35:25,363 --> 00:35:26,615
Can't I?
562
00:35:27,866 --> 00:35:30,911
Here, drink up, love.
563
00:35:31,327 --> 00:35:32,704
All right?
564
00:35:33,121 --> 00:35:34,122
You'll feel better.
565
00:35:42,422 --> 00:35:43,465
What is that?
566
00:35:43,590 --> 00:35:45,133
You are not a werewolf.
567
00:35:45,216 --> 00:35:46,635
Oh.
568
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:48,929
What are you doing?
569
00:35:49,679 --> 00:35:51,723
You fucker. Seriously?
570
00:35:52,682 --> 00:35:54,017
It was all that we had.
571
00:35:54,142 --> 00:35:56,686
Mr. Fox's Honey
Barbecue Pork Rinds?
572
00:35:56,812 --> 00:35:57,854
They're baked.
573
00:35:58,021 --> 00:36:00,107
Piper, we were
in this together.
574
00:36:00,189 --> 00:36:02,692
I know, I'm sorry.
575
00:36:04,111 --> 00:36:05,862
Oh, God.
576
00:36:09,157 --> 00:36:10,533
You smell so good.
577
00:36:12,619 --> 00:36:15,163
Oh, my God. Come here.
578
00:36:25,674 --> 00:36:26,883
I totally win.
579
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:36,101
Two, nine and
seventeen, dinner is now available.
580
00:36:39,437 --> 00:36:40,480
Aw.
581
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:43,025
Don't be so sad.
582
00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:45,110
Poor little baby.
583
00:36:47,654 --> 00:36:50,198
Dinner's in five.
I hear it's a big one.
584
00:36:50,323 --> 00:36:51,616
Yum, yum.
585
00:37:29,445 --> 00:37:31,364
Thank you, dead bitch.
586
00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:32,847
Don't forget, ladies,
587
00:37:32,866 --> 00:37:34,784
your usual meal
is 1,500 calories.
588
00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:36,203
Ain't nobody got this.
589
00:37:36,327 --> 00:37:37,662
- Beware of overeating.
- It's that hotness.
590
00:37:37,787 --> 00:37:39,164
That new shit.
591
00:37:39,247 --> 00:37:41,917
My hair is yellow as that
corn right there, girl.
592
00:37:45,294 --> 00:37:46,295
No, no, no.
Look, I love these things.
593
00:37:46,421 --> 00:37:47,422
I want extra.
594
00:37:47,505 --> 00:37:49,007
Yeah, can I get some more corn?
595
00:37:49,091 --> 00:37:50,383
No.
596
00:39:22,934 --> 00:39:26,104
Navi. Amy.
597
00:39:30,608 --> 00:39:32,527
Forgot I even had this.
598
00:39:33,611 --> 00:39:35,947
Oh, no thanks, love,
I'm too old for hooch.
599
00:39:36,031 --> 00:39:39,367
Don't insult me.
Single malt. 12 year.
600
00:39:44,873 --> 00:39:47,083
Jesus Christ!
601
00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:50,837
And that was in '04.
It's only gotten better.
602
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,297
So have we.
603
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:53,840
Tell my ass.
604
00:40:50,605 --> 00:40:51,981
Oh, no.
605
00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:55,777
It's the one without culture.
606
00:40:57,445 --> 00:40:58,487
Red.
607
00:40:58,613 --> 00:41:02,242
And the penguin goes, "He's not
an eggplant, he's retarded."
608
00:41:02,325 --> 00:41:03,701
It's fucking funny.
609
00:41:03,993 --> 00:41:04,953
It's just not.
610
00:41:06,121 --> 00:41:07,538
That awful dye job...
611
00:41:07,622 --> 00:41:09,332
on your head make
me giggle though.
612
00:41:09,457 --> 00:41:10,458
You...
613
00:41:10,959 --> 00:41:12,001
Aah!
614
00:41:14,503 --> 00:41:16,965
You popped her tit!
615
00:41:17,090 --> 00:41:18,507
Oh, shit.
616
00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:23,263
What the fuck were you thinking?
After all Ganya's done for us.
617
00:41:23,846 --> 00:41:25,140
He loved those tits.
618
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,475
He'll get them back. There's plenty
more of them at the tit store.
619
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,478
Did you count to 10? You're
supposed to count to 10.
620
00:41:30,686 --> 00:41:32,647
I never even wanted to
speak to those pizdy!
621
00:41:32,730 --> 00:41:33,856
You made me.
622
00:41:34,149 --> 00:41:35,650
Why did you do such a thing?
623
00:41:35,775 --> 00:41:39,487
Because they left me out!
Because they made fun of me!
624
00:41:39,570 --> 00:41:43,074
Because no matter how hard you
try and how much we want it,
625
00:41:43,158 --> 00:41:44,784
there's the people
who serve the bread,
626
00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:46,411
and the people
who eat the bread!
627
00:41:46,494 --> 00:41:50,832
And for once, it would be nice
if you would be on my side.
628
00:41:58,923 --> 00:42:01,634
___
629
00:42:02,051 --> 00:42:03,345
___
630
00:42:03,678 --> 00:42:09,517
___
631
00:42:10,352 --> 00:42:11,519
How bad?
632
00:42:13,688 --> 00:42:16,065
They want $60,000.
633
00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:20,403
No boob job costs $60,000.
634
00:42:20,528 --> 00:42:21,863
It's crazy.
635
00:42:21,946 --> 00:42:23,281
This one does.
636
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,911
I was...
I was just...
637
00:42:30,788 --> 00:42:32,415
They're so mean.
638
00:42:32,832 --> 00:42:34,250
So are the men they married.
639
00:42:35,835 --> 00:42:37,253
They meaner.
640
00:42:40,298 --> 00:42:42,091
I'm sorry, Dima.
641
00:42:47,138 --> 00:42:49,557
We'll figure out something.
642
00:42:51,184 --> 00:42:52,477
We always do.
643
00:42:55,271 --> 00:42:56,439
It's okay.
644
00:43:04,822 --> 00:43:05,907
Red?
645
00:43:06,782 --> 00:43:07,825
She's busy.
646
00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:09,452
This'll only take a second.
647
00:43:14,874 --> 00:43:16,418
For your back.
648
00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,461
It's jalapeno rub.
649
00:43:18,753 --> 00:43:19,962
I made it myself.
650
00:43:22,924 --> 00:43:24,384
The capsaicin in the peppers
651
00:43:24,467 --> 00:43:26,187
creates heat which is good
for sore muscles,
652
00:43:26,261 --> 00:43:28,930
and the cocoa butter
is gentle on the skin.
653
00:43:31,682 --> 00:43:35,270
We have a similar product in our
line and my dad swears by it.
654
00:43:35,395 --> 00:43:36,604
He's got sciatica.
655
00:43:36,729 --> 00:43:38,689
These are wrong.
They should say "March."
656
00:43:41,025 --> 00:43:42,193
You can go now.
657
00:43:47,282 --> 00:43:50,326
Count time
starts now. Count time!
658
00:44:04,173 --> 00:44:05,383
Line it up. Stop the chatter.
659
00:44:11,514 --> 00:44:12,807
Count time!
660
00:44:18,354 --> 00:44:19,647
Dorm A, one through 20.
661
00:44:33,286 --> 00:44:34,726
Get that
garbage out of there.
662
00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:41,503
All good. Thank you, ladies.
663
00:44:49,511 --> 00:44:50,677
All good.
664
00:45:15,578 --> 00:45:18,581
Wilson into left field.
Beautiful hit.
665
00:45:19,332 --> 00:45:21,750
...eludes one tackler.
And he's brought down hard.
666
00:45:21,876 --> 00:45:23,670
"One imagines
somewhere in an attic
667
00:45:23,878 --> 00:45:26,339
"there's a painting of him
that's rapidly aging."
668
00:45:26,422 --> 00:45:28,257
For a guy from Ad Age,
he can really write.
669
00:45:28,424 --> 00:45:30,092
He also says
you're married.
670
00:45:30,301 --> 00:45:34,222
Jesus. He never asked me that.
Did he check any facts?
671
00:45:34,347 --> 00:45:36,057
You didn't
give him any facts.
672
00:45:36,182 --> 00:45:37,892
He had to make
some assumptions.
673
00:45:38,059 --> 00:45:42,021
My job is to write ads, not go
around talking about who I am.
674
00:45:42,146 --> 00:45:43,231
Who knows who you are?
675
00:45:43,314 --> 00:45:46,234
This was supposed to be
an advertisement for the firm.
676
00:45:46,359 --> 00:45:47,569
Why do you
have so many copies?
677
00:45:47,652 --> 00:45:48,819
I bought one to read.
678
00:45:48,903 --> 00:45:50,823
And I was going to buy one
to frame in reception.
679
00:45:51,738 --> 00:45:53,908
That new freezer
cost more than my car.
680
00:45:54,158 --> 00:45:56,160
Freon leak, huh?
681
00:45:56,244 --> 00:45:57,453
Most likely.
682
00:45:57,579 --> 00:46:01,416
You know, huffers, addicts.
Anything to get high.
683
00:46:02,667 --> 00:46:05,253
Anyone in here
huff that much Freon,
684
00:46:05,336 --> 00:46:07,922
we'd have a body
to show for it.
685
00:46:11,718 --> 00:46:14,887
Even you gotta know
when you're gettin' played.
686
00:46:16,055 --> 00:46:19,058
Catholic, Buddhist,
Jewish and Muslim services
687
00:46:19,141 --> 00:46:22,103
will begin tomorrow
in the chapel at 9:00 a.m.
688
00:46:37,243 --> 00:46:38,953
They said to give you this.
689
00:46:41,497 --> 00:46:45,460
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, it worked?
690
00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,712
It must've worked.
691
00:46:47,794 --> 00:46:49,756
- Your back cream?
- Yeah.
692
00:46:49,838 --> 00:46:52,091
She said it burned, it made her
smell like a Puerto Rican,
693
00:46:52,174 --> 00:46:53,259
but you're good now.
694
00:46:53,342 --> 00:46:56,304
Everyone saw how hard you worked.
"A" for Effort.
695
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,682
Mmm.
696
00:47:01,850 --> 00:47:04,019
It's not that good.
697
00:47:04,145 --> 00:47:05,396
Mmm-hmm.
698
00:47:09,651 --> 00:47:11,486
- Next.
- Thank you.
699
00:47:21,996 --> 00:47:23,247
Next.
700
00:47:24,915 --> 00:47:26,000
What?
701
00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:28,169
Next.
702
00:47:42,433 --> 00:47:43,601
Hello?
703
00:47:58,282 --> 00:47:59,283
Put that in.
704
00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:05,790
___
705
00:48:06,415 --> 00:48:07,583
___
706
00:48:08,584 --> 00:48:10,030
It's fine.
707
00:48:11,796 --> 00:48:13,595
This will make things
right for us.
708
00:48:13,715 --> 00:48:15,216
This doesn't feel right.
709
00:48:18,803 --> 00:48:20,847
We're fine.
We'll work it out.
710
00:48:22,056 --> 00:48:23,182
I promise.
711
00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:55,130
Sorry.
712
00:49:51,896 --> 00:49:53,564
Have you
considered the possibility
713
00:49:53,648 --> 00:49:55,399
the reason you haven't been
laid in the last decade
714
00:49:55,483 --> 00:49:57,485
has something to do with your
routine use of the word "Trim"?
715
00:49:57,652 --> 00:50:01,656
Yeah, seven days a week,
56 weeks a year, "Trim!"
716
00:50:03,282 --> 00:50:04,283
That's my bad.
717
00:50:04,951 --> 00:50:06,823
Where's your manners, shithead?
718
00:50:29,214 --> 00:50:39,518
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