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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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And now what? You wipe it up,
but that does not disinfect.
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How are you going to disinfect?
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(WHISPERING) I don't know.
I've never cleaned up
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another person's pee before.
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Quite a privileged
life you've led!
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Yeah, well, now...
Now I'm here.
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I have to be up in three hours.
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I ought to knock
you into Tuesday
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for bringing that
baggage to my house!
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Like I asked for this?
I don't want this.
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I don't know what to do.
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About what?
You clean the piss!
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The piss,
the stalker, your anger,
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my cluelessness, disinfectant.
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There is another
person's pee on me,
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and I'm not allowed to use the
bathroom until the morning.
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I have to sleep with
stranger pee on me.
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Oh, Coo-coo. It's hard for you.
Little girl lost.
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(BAPTISTE SPEAKING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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Claudette, you push the button.
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It's called an elevator.
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Don't be scared.
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C'mon.
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It's a magic flying box.
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Step in.
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Come.
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TESSA: Dee! Where's Dee?
Get over here, child.
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Dee, take off that uniform,
put an iron to it,
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and if you're not ready
to go in five minutes,
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I'm sending you back
on the next boat! Go!
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Baptiste, close the door, you're
letting all the heat out.
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Get in here.
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Who's this one?
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This is Claudette.
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Look at this skinny cat.
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Open your mouth. How are
your teeth, skinny cat?
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(SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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I want to go home.
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This is your home now. And you
will only speak English here.
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Understand? Let me hear.
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Yes, understanding.
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Mmm.
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Go in the back and get changed.
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Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall.
Go on! There's work to do.
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Work?
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Yes. You'll be working for me until
you pay off your parents' debt.
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Now get in the back
and change your clothes.
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How about we feed
the cat, Ti Tessa?
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Give her a moment
to breathe. It's all new.
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It's all new! Ah!
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You got your money, Baptiste.
Why are you still here?
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No one makes manje kreyol like you.
You cook like home.
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Bah!
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Go in the kitchen, both of you.
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(SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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I won't let
anything bad happen.
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I promise.
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I got mad respect for you, OG.
You know, mad props.
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Um, can I ask you something?
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I don't know, can you?
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Yeah. It's just that my girl,
Mercy, is getting out,
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and I was thinking maybe you could
make that cake that you do.
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Like, the one you made at Easter.
That shit was the bomb.
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I made it to celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Well, Mercy be resurrecting
up out of here, right?
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Don't you think
that deserve cake?
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Are you saying your Mercy is
like the good Lord, Jesus?
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Did your Mercy die for our sins?
I don't think so.
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She's my boo.
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I'm tired and not in the mood.
Go away now.
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My friends went
a little overboard.
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When I first got here, my friends
sent me all kind of shit, too.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Oh.
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You got anything sexy in there?
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Um, I might have
some Nicholson Baker.
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Who?
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You need to leave.
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Take some books with you.
Educate yourself.
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Not that it helped this one.
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So, what you want?
You want some of this, huh?
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You like this?
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I can make you feel good.
That's how much I love my girl.
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I'm struck by your devotion.
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And sick to my stomach, too.
Get out!
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I'm gonna find
something you want, OG.
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You keep thinking,
I'll keep thinking.
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Out!
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Children.
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I got a new job assignment.
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I don't like mess.
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I'm sorry.
I'll organize them.
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Book mess, piss mess.
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I know.
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You take care of it or...
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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Newts!
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Newts? Where are my newts?
Gather. Here.
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Newts?
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It's his adorable
word for newbies.
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What are you doing?
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It's an art piece representing the
futility of blue-collar labor
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in a technological age.
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And vaginas.
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(SNIFFS) Go gather
before he yells in your face.
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He's got breath
like dead things.
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(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
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Welcome to the electric shop.
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Tools are kept here.
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If you want a tool,
turn in a chit.
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Chits have numbers. The
numbers are assigned to you.
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If the tools go missing,
we know who has them,
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and your ass is grass.
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Demonstration.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
You.
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My chit number is seven.
They all have seven on 'em.
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I hand a chit in,
I get my tool.
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I hand the tool back,
I get my chit back.
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Hey, Rabbit Pearl!
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Ease back, all right?
We're all gonna go numb.
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Anyways, simple as that.
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Mr. Luschek, I think that
there's been a mistake.
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I asked to be put in
the education program.
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Is that right, sweetheart?
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Yes. I think I'd be more useful there.
I was a TA in college.
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Oh, what's that, like,
"tits" and "ass?" (LAUGHS)
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I'm just saying that I know
something about teaching.
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I don't know the first thing
about electrical work.
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Uh, repeat after me,
"Don't electrocute yourself."
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"Don't electrocute yourself."
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Now you know the first thing.
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Here, read this.
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Then
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fix this.
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The light turns on, you can call it a day.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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That goes for all of you newts.
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Read, fix the lamp, go away.
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That's your day,
that's your job.
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(SCOFFS) Jobs pay.
This is bullshit.
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You're making 11 cents an hour.
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Right. So I could,
like, save up
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and buy a $6 Pepsi
at the company store?
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Pepsi, $5.75.
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It's bullshit.
I ain't picking cotton.
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God, you're one of them.
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Bet your ass I am.
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Fine. Sit in the cage
and check out the tools.
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In other words, sit on your
ass and do nothing all day.
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You think you can handle that?
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You speakin' my language.
That's what I'm talking about.
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I need a wrench.
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Voila! The monkey can dance.
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What'd you call me?
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You lose a tool, you go to SHU.
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Time for my nap.
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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So you go to that address
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and you tell them I trained
you in my kitchen.
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They'll pay you
shit and work you
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like a Chinese on the railroad,
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but it's a job.
(CHUCKLES)
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Red, thank you
so much for this.
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You don't come
back here, all right?
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That's what I'm hopin'.
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I hope so, too.
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Most of these girls
are in and out so much,
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it's like they're
fucking the place.
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(LAUGHS)
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Mercy, can I have your combs?
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Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock.
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How about your muumuu?
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Fine.
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What about this?
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You'll swim in that.
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I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps.
You know, for stretching.
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Okay, whatever.
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"Whatever?" That's my shirt.
I gave you that shirt.
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Yeah. You gave it
to me, so it's mine.
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And I can give
it to who I want.
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Little girl, don't
make me go mental on you.
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Boo, you don't run me no more.
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Hmm.
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I know you miss my ass.
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But Tricia's been
taking real good care of it,
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and soon it's
walkin' out of here.
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Let me look at it.
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(SNIFFS)
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You might wanna wash it.
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Still got some stank on it.
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You know,
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it's not your ass
that I want anymore,
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it's your back.
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(SCOFFS)
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Yeah. You better
watch it, bitch.
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What's the drama?
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Mercy should
know better than to
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fuck with Boo this
close to her date.
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Oh, shit. Well, you think
she'll try something?
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She stole Shelly's date.
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Shelly?
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Mrs. Boo,
three Mrs. Boos ago.
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The week before her date,
Boo had some girl jump her.
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There was a fight.
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Shelly had been
growing out her nails,
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mauled that girl like a tiger.
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Caught two more
years down the hill.
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Jeez.
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"Remove the stand
off the body..."
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Hey, how about
a lunch break, Chapman?
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Oh, God. Yes, please.
(LAUGHS)
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Thanks.
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Bologna.
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(SIGHS)
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Like your lunch?
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Mmm. I'm not complaining.
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You learn fast.
So, how's it going?
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I can't get my lamp to turn on.
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Yeah, long day for you.
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Well, I, on the other hand, am
feeling great job satisfaction.
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My hole in the wall
goes very deep.
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So, how's your mental health?
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You know, I can't
shake the feeling
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that at the end of the day
I'm gonna be able to go home.
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And, like, in the morning,
when I wake up,
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there are these few seconds
before I realize where I am,
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and then I do realize,
and I can't breathe.
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And I wanna cry and throw
shit and kill myself.
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(SIGHS)
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When does that end?
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I'll let you know.
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Lunch is over, ladies.
Back in.
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No, but we just sat down.
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And now you can get up
and get back to work.
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Speaking of which,
what the fuck
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are you doing in there,
Nichols?
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I'm makin' you
a glory hole, Luschek.
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Then, by all means, carry on.
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(SCOFFS)
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Back inside.
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MISS CLAUDETTE:
Is there a problem?
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Not at all. In fact,
I have some good news.
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We could all stand
a little good news.
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Your case manager called, and there's
interest in reopening your case.
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Seems to be some immigration
law reform, blah-di-blah.
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You're being reviewed
for potential early release.
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I don't care to
dredge up the past.
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This could mean
a lot less time.
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I appreciate the opportunity,
but no, thank you.
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It will be a whole lot of
aggravation for nothing.
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I know how these things go.
253
00:14:33,064 --> 00:14:34,358
Is there anything else?
254
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,987
No. No.
255
00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:42,449
I'll let 'em
know your decision.
256
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:47,371
That's the way it is. You
work, you pay off your debt,
257
00:14:47,872 --> 00:14:50,040
then you go off and live your life.
Do you understand?
258
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,618
You can wear it with slacks,
or with a skirt and tights.
259
00:14:54,712 --> 00:14:56,087
What do you prefer?
260
00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:57,422
Skirt.
261
00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:01,969
Okay. It is important that
you keep your uniform clean.
262
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,847
You can't be trusted to clean a
house if you can't keep yourself.
263
00:15:05,096 --> 00:15:06,598
Yes, Miss Claudette.
264
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,934
When you go to people's
homes, you will be polite,
265
00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:11,478
and clean, and respectful.
266
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:14,189
No foolishness, no laziness.
267
00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:17,275
And it's,
"Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir."
268
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,361
No back talk, understood?
269
00:15:20,237 --> 00:15:21,279
Speak up, child.
270
00:15:21,446 --> 00:15:22,823
Sorry. Yes, ma'am.
271
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,241
Good.
272
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:25,492
Put your things away
273
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:28,746
and come into the kitchen for
some food when you've settled in.
274
00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:35,085
Baptiste!
275
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,378
(CHUCKLES)
Oh!
276
00:15:38,797 --> 00:15:41,008
You were gone long this trip.
277
00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:42,259
Too long.
278
00:15:43,635 --> 00:15:44,803
I brought something for you.
279
00:15:45,637 --> 00:15:46,718
You know I don't like gifts.
280
00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:49,140
Everyone likes gifts, even you.
281
00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:51,435
Mangoes!
282
00:15:53,437 --> 00:15:54,521
Thank you.
283
00:15:55,439 --> 00:15:56,523
They're my favorites.
284
00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:57,816
I know that.
285
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,487
Hey...
286
00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:05,032
Claudette, I got married.
287
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:08,869
Oh.
288
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,707
Congratulations.
289
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,751
She's here.
290
00:16:16,085 --> 00:16:17,965
She's here? What do you mean,
she's here? Where?
291
00:16:19,797 --> 00:16:21,256
Josephine, come here.
292
00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,428
Hello.
Bonjour.
293
00:16:26,929 --> 00:16:29,431
Claudette, this is Josephine.
294
00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:33,978
Come in, please.
So nice to meet you.
295
00:16:34,853 --> 00:16:36,647
Can I get you
something to drink?
296
00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:38,065
Yes, that would be wonderful.
297
00:16:38,148 --> 00:16:40,025
Orange juice?
Perfect.
298
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:43,570
I'll get it.
Claudette, sit down.
299
00:16:48,951 --> 00:16:49,994
Can I get you a malta?
300
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,996
Uh, yes, thank you.
In the icebox.
301
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,669
My husband speaks of you often.
302
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:02,464
Yes. We've been
friends a long time.
303
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,681
I don't know how you've
done it all these years.
304
00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,176
Done what?
305
00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:07,678
Oh, taken in
these children when
306
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,513
you couldn't have
children of your own.
307
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,140
It must be so difficult.
308
00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:14,685
I've made my peace with it.
309
00:17:16,061 --> 00:17:18,689
PIPER: "Put the body
in the base and..."
310
00:17:19,815 --> 00:17:22,484
And turn it... All right.
311
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:23,694
Okay.
312
00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:24,945
(SCREAMS) Ow!
313
00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:26,571
(LAUGHS)
314
00:17:26,905 --> 00:17:28,699
Aw, it's like free
shock therapy.
315
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:32,036
You might lose your short-term
memory, but it's a sweet escape.
316
00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:33,996
Work's done.
Wrap it up, ladies.
317
00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:35,789
I couldn't make my lamp work.
318
00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:37,582
You'll try again tomorrow.
But you said...
319
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,085
I say a lot of shit,
then I wanna go home.
320
00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:42,629
So, clean up,
return your tools.
321
00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:45,799
Uh-uh.
322
00:17:45,883 --> 00:17:48,052
You get out of the cage when
all the tools are back in.
323
00:17:48,552 --> 00:17:50,303
(IMITATING MONKEY CHATTERING)
324
00:17:50,387 --> 00:17:53,598
Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw
some shit at you, cracker.
325
00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:55,392
(ALARM BUZZING)
326
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,727
Hit the floor, ladies.
327
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:57,810
What the hell is going on?
328
00:17:57,895 --> 00:17:59,897
When the alarm goes off, you have
to lay face-down on the ground.
329
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,273
Why? Because the
white man said so.
330
00:18:02,399 --> 00:18:03,400
She's right.
331
00:18:05,903 --> 00:18:07,696
MAN OVER RADIO:
False alarm, false alarm.
332
00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:11,575
Some rookie thought it was
a light switch. Back to stat.
333
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,910
Copy that.
334
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:46,110
It was called off.
What?
335
00:18:46,235 --> 00:18:49,154
You can get up. False alarm.
Everything is fine.
336
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,488
That alarm scared me.
337
00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:52,532
Yeah. It's loud.
338
00:18:54,993 --> 00:18:58,080
I'm trying to stop smoking.
My buddy says that this helps.
339
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,291
Menthols were my thing.
340
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,834
Newports.
341
00:19:03,668 --> 00:19:04,878
Still jonesin'.
342
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:05,963
(CHUCKLES)
343
00:19:08,257 --> 00:19:09,549
Can I try some?
344
00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:12,052
Um, I guess if...
345
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,265
You can trust me,
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
346
00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:26,191
Where do you put it? Like,
underneath your tongue or...
347
00:19:26,316 --> 00:19:28,652
Between your lip and
your lower front teeth.
348
00:19:28,777 --> 00:19:29,903
Okay. Just...
349
00:19:29,987 --> 00:19:30,988
Here.
350
00:19:39,955 --> 00:19:41,123
That's disgusting.
351
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,207
(GAGS)
352
00:19:45,043 --> 00:19:46,336
That's horrible.
(CHUCKLES)
353
00:19:47,171 --> 00:19:50,966
Thanks. Sorry.
I didn't like that.
354
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,969
It's gross, I know. I shouldn't
really do it either.
355
00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:57,014
(BOTH LAUGHING)
356
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,658
You got a little
between your two teeth.
357
00:19:58,723 --> 00:20:00,184
Oh.
358
00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:05,396
No, the other two, but also those.
It's in all your teeth.
359
00:20:06,023 --> 00:20:07,344
Wait, hold on.
What are you doing?
360
00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:11,320
Would you use it as
a toothpick and...
361
00:20:11,402 --> 00:20:13,697
Would you? Just...
362
00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:15,199
Yeah.
363
00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:25,375
LUSCHEK: Come on, this is ridiculous.
The screwdriver is missing?
364
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,627
Someone's gotta have it.
I don't know.
365
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,341
Where's the list of names?
366
00:20:33,217 --> 00:20:34,218
What do you mean?
367
00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:36,136
I told you for every
chit that comes in,
368
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,346
there has to be
a name written down.
369
00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:38,972
You did not tell me that.
370
00:20:39,056 --> 00:20:41,016
You told me to take
the chit, give the tool,
371
00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:43,685
get the tool back,
give back the chit.
372
00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:44,895
I fucking did that.
373
00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:46,437
(SCREAMS)
Who the hell has it?
374
00:20:47,064 --> 00:20:49,191
I don't know...
God!
375
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,239
Fuck!
(ALARM BUZZING)
376
00:20:56,531 --> 00:21:01,370
A screwdriver is considered
a deadly weapon.
377
00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:06,250
That is another five
years on your sentence
378
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,169
if you are caught with
it in your possession.
379
00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:11,838
I don't like being threatened
for something I didn't do.
380
00:21:12,214 --> 00:21:17,594
No. I'm not threatening you, I'm
informing you of the facts.
381
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,639
Sounds like a threat to me. I
already told you, I don't have it.
382
00:21:21,765 --> 00:21:24,268
I put her in charge of
the tools, it's her fault.
383
00:21:24,393 --> 00:21:27,938
Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the
buck on me, it's your fuckin' job.
384
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,731
I'm just a monkey
in a cage, remember?
385
00:21:29,814 --> 00:21:31,066
Oh, no, no, I think
that she means her...
386
00:21:31,149 --> 00:21:33,568
No, I don't need you translating
for me, Honey Boo Boo.
387
00:21:33,651 --> 00:21:34,945
CAPUTO: Be quiet!
388
00:21:35,737 --> 00:21:38,031
If you had done
your job correctly,
389
00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:40,825
we would know who is
responsible for this theft.
390
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,287
I want all these
women searched.
391
00:21:43,412 --> 00:21:45,122
I don't know about
these other bitches,
392
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,958
but no man-guard is patting
me down and coppin' a feel.
393
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,794
Of course, as is your right.
394
00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:54,965
Donaldson, take her down to
SHU and let her wait there
395
00:21:55,132 --> 00:21:57,801
until we can find
a female officer to
396
00:21:57,926 --> 00:22:00,553
conduct a thorough,
thorough search.
397
00:22:00,637 --> 00:22:02,680
Don't touch me,
I can walk out myself.
398
00:22:02,806 --> 00:22:05,058
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
399
00:22:05,142 --> 00:22:09,313
Yo, smell his breath!
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
400
00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:14,859
Anyone else have a problem
with a male officer?
401
00:22:17,112 --> 00:22:21,158
If you cooperate, it tells
me you have nothing to hide.
402
00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:26,413
If you know who took this
weapon and do not speak up,
403
00:22:26,537 --> 00:22:31,209
you will be considered an
accomplice and charged accordingly.
404
00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:47,351
If your memory is jogged, you
all know where my office is.
405
00:22:54,399 --> 00:22:55,608
Yep, they're good.
406
00:22:55,692 --> 00:22:58,527
Everyone return to camp,
report back here tomorrow.
407
00:22:58,653 --> 00:23:01,530
Jesus Christ, that was scary.
Did he touch your tit?
408
00:23:01,739 --> 00:23:03,700
Cupped my ass.
Who do you think took it?
409
00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:09,456
Someone's going down for this.
410
00:23:21,218 --> 00:23:23,220
You think your angry
friend, Janae, took it?
411
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,120
I wouldn't say
that she's my friend.
412
00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,516
I say, "Hi," she says,
"Shut the fuck up."
413
00:23:27,598 --> 00:23:29,434
I say, "Hey, how's it going?"
414
00:23:29,558 --> 00:23:32,396
She sucks her teeth,
maybe calls me "bitch"
415
00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,314
or "you Taylor Swift-ass
motherfucker."
416
00:23:34,398 --> 00:23:36,400
We're on our way.
417
00:23:36,525 --> 00:23:38,965
That's just fucking racist, you
look nothing like Taylor Swift.
418
00:23:39,027 --> 00:23:41,570
We do not all look alike,
despite what they think.
419
00:23:43,572 --> 00:23:45,075
Is SHU really that bad?
420
00:23:46,743 --> 00:23:50,372
It's just like the Hamptons,
only fucking horrible.
421
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:52,790
Okay, yeah,
that was a dumb question.
422
00:23:53,624 --> 00:23:58,171
A lady next door to me in there ate a
rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her.
423
00:23:58,922 --> 00:24:03,385
So, she bit it back,
and back, and back.
424
00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:04,593
Hey.
425
00:24:05,262 --> 00:24:07,097
Hey, brain,
I wanna ask you something.
426
00:24:08,473 --> 00:24:09,766
Okay.
427
00:24:11,476 --> 00:24:12,519
What is this?
428
00:24:12,601 --> 00:24:14,062
A letter to request an appeal.
429
00:24:14,771 --> 00:24:15,730
I need to get out,
430
00:24:15,813 --> 00:24:18,094
'cause my girlfriend's getting
out and I gotta be with her.
431
00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:20,985
Frankly, I can't wait for that
screamer to hit the bricks.
432
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:26,783
I'm not so good with words, and
you read everything and shit,
433
00:24:26,908 --> 00:24:27,951
so you'll help me out?
434
00:24:29,286 --> 00:24:31,413
Sure, yeah.
I'll take a look at it.
435
00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,127
What?
436
00:24:37,252 --> 00:24:38,920
Happy hour.
Who's up for margaritas?
437
00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:41,089
Last time I drank tequila,
I woke up in Weehawken.
438
00:24:41,172 --> 00:24:42,924
Yeah, isn't that
where you're from?
439
00:24:43,007 --> 00:24:44,008
Fucking shithole.
440
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,510
Yeah, well,
Piper loves tequila.
441
00:24:46,677 --> 00:24:49,097
I gotta go.
442
00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:51,558
What? Afraid I'll tell them
the pork chop story?
443
00:24:52,350 --> 00:24:54,060
NICKY: Yeah, this is
fuckin' weird, okay?
444
00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:57,646
I have a pork chop story, too.
You go first.
445
00:25:00,691 --> 00:25:01,859
They're under the bed.
446
00:25:01,985 --> 00:25:02,986
What?
447
00:25:03,361 --> 00:25:06,490
Your books.
I don't like clutter.
448
00:25:06,615 --> 00:25:09,284
Yeah. No, clutter's
the worst.
449
00:25:09,618 --> 00:25:11,244
You get hit on the head today?
450
00:25:11,828 --> 00:25:12,829
Okay.
451
00:25:15,957 --> 00:25:18,835
Yo! Dump your shit,
they're doing a sweep.
452
00:25:22,005 --> 00:25:23,006
My God.
453
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:24,174
What did you do?
454
00:25:24,299 --> 00:25:26,217
I don't know. I literally...
I do not know.
455
00:25:26,343 --> 00:25:28,803
It was a mistake. I can't believe...
Fuck! Fuck!
456
00:25:29,346 --> 00:25:32,015
Outside! Both of you.
457
00:25:34,351 --> 00:25:36,936
This is a mandatory
random bunk inspection.
458
00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:39,221
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
459
00:25:40,815 --> 00:25:42,025
(HUMMING)
460
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,151
All clear.
461
00:26:30,114 --> 00:26:32,116
What were you thinking?
462
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:33,201
(WHISPERING)
My sweatshirt was outside.
463
00:26:33,284 --> 00:26:34,911
I don't remember
putting it in my pocket.
464
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,830
Maybe I am losing my memory.
Jesus.
465
00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:40,155
No, I'll just tell them the truth.
I'll just give it back.
466
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,501
You can't do that!
Why?
467
00:26:41,585 --> 00:26:43,752
Because here they
don't believe the truth.
468
00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:46,256
They'll throw you in SHU
and me as an accomplice.
469
00:26:47,591 --> 00:26:49,676
What should I do? Should I just...
Should I dump it in the yard?
470
00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:52,803
Suppose some nut job,
like your peeing admirer,
471
00:26:52,929 --> 00:26:55,890
were to find it and stab your
tall girlfriend in the eye.
472
00:26:56,516 --> 00:26:57,892
It would come
back to you, and you
473
00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,352
would be
an accomplice to murder.
474
00:26:59,436 --> 00:27:04,773
If you ever want to go home, get
that screwdriver back on that wall.
475
00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:07,402
PORNSTACHE: All clear!
476
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,204
Place looks like crap.
477
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,957
We're lucky they're letting us
set up at all, after the raid.
478
00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,808
Would you get more
over on the left side?
479
00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:25,878
'Cause that'll really
make it more festive?
480
00:27:25,962 --> 00:27:26,963
(LAUGHS)
481
00:27:27,464 --> 00:27:29,382
All we need now is
a pinata full of rats.
482
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,093
You know what, stretch?
Your ass
483
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:33,970
just got uninvited.
Thanks for the help.
484
00:27:35,263 --> 00:27:38,475
Oh, shit. I just got uninvited to
the most depressing party ever.
485
00:27:39,601 --> 00:27:41,852
What will I do now to
make me not wanna kill myself?
486
00:27:41,978 --> 00:27:43,313
(LAUGHS)
487
00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,315
She's kind of right.
488
00:27:46,274 --> 00:27:48,693
This is more depressing
than a Tori Amos cover band.
489
00:27:48,817 --> 00:27:51,321
Look, when in Rome,
use what you got.
490
00:27:51,446 --> 00:27:52,489
Unless what you
got ain't enough
491
00:27:52,614 --> 00:27:54,449
to keep your woman.
Reflect, yo.
492
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,742
Chapman's writing my appeal,
and she's hella smart,
493
00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,036
so I'm gonna be
out of here soon.
494
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,998
With Mercy, my girl.
495
00:28:02,165 --> 00:28:04,292
(LAUGHS) Wigga, please.
496
00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:06,461
Mercy gonna dump your ass the
second she gets out of here.
497
00:28:06,544 --> 00:28:08,296
She likes new, shiny things.
498
00:28:08,379 --> 00:28:11,633
And out of here, you are
as dull as an old pencil,
499
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,302
with saggy tits and a
fucked-up tattoo on its neck.
500
00:28:14,385 --> 00:28:19,890
Oh, Butchy, face it. I win, you lose.
She hates you. She loves me.
501
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:23,144
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
And she "loved" me, too.
502
00:28:23,978 --> 00:28:27,856
For two whole years, and then she
dropped my butch ass for you.
503
00:28:28,024 --> 00:28:29,567
And if you don't think
that's the way she do,
504
00:28:29,693 --> 00:28:32,028
then you are dumber than you look,
which is pretty fuckin' dumb,
505
00:28:32,153 --> 00:28:33,321
'cause you look like
your relatives have been
506
00:28:33,404 --> 00:28:34,905
fucking each
other for generations.
507
00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:38,827
Yeah, she'll do
the same to you.
508
00:28:40,036 --> 00:28:42,706
That girl was raised by animals,
she don't know how to love.
509
00:28:43,873 --> 00:28:45,834
Yeah? Well, you're fat.
510
00:28:48,712 --> 00:28:51,715
Oh, you got me.
511
00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:16,113
Hey, Dandelion!
I've been missin' on you.
512
00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:22,495
Hey, don't be ignoring me now.
I do like I do.
513
00:29:22,912 --> 00:29:25,956
Don't be mad at me, Dandelion.
I'm sorry.
514
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:31,569
Just don't make me angry,
all right?
515
00:29:32,255 --> 00:29:34,841
You don't wanna see
me when I'm angry.
516
00:29:37,635 --> 00:29:39,763
So I drank a lot of water!
517
00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:40,889
Oh, my God.
518
00:29:42,973 --> 00:29:45,435
Oh, Mr. Healy. Do you mind if
I talk to you for a second?
519
00:29:45,518 --> 00:29:48,271
Chapman, I don't wanna hear
about the job thing.
520
00:29:48,938 --> 00:29:53,109
I put you in Electric because
there's toxic mold in the GED room.
521
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:56,070
The education program
has been suspended.
522
00:29:56,153 --> 00:29:57,280
That's life. Deal with it.
523
00:29:57,781 --> 00:30:01,200
The... I... That's actually,
that's not um, what I...
524
00:30:03,327 --> 00:30:04,954
I actually wanted to thank you.
525
00:30:06,330 --> 00:30:07,415
Okay.
526
00:30:07,498 --> 00:30:09,166
Great. That's great.
527
00:30:13,003 --> 00:30:14,088
You wanted to thank me?
528
00:30:14,171 --> 00:30:18,802
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, I haven't...
529
00:30:19,636 --> 00:30:21,471
I haven't quite
figured it out yet,
530
00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,640
but I'm gonna be
able to rewire a lamp.
531
00:30:25,558 --> 00:30:29,019
Soon. And I'm very
excited about that.
532
00:30:29,145 --> 00:30:35,401
I've always felt that I lacked
practical skills in life and...
533
00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:37,487
I don't know.
534
00:30:37,821 --> 00:30:38,988
Are you okay, Chapman?
535
00:30:41,783 --> 00:30:43,624
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I'm just, I'm just tired.
536
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,662
I hear there was
a problem in your shop.
537
00:30:45,954 --> 00:30:47,622
I hope you're staying
clear of trouble.
538
00:30:48,122 --> 00:30:52,251
Of course, of course,
of course. Yeah.
539
00:30:53,461 --> 00:30:54,963
I'm sure they'll
find the culprit.
540
00:30:55,212 --> 00:30:59,342
That's great. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything.
541
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,152
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
542
00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,199
(SIGHS)
543
00:31:29,038 --> 00:31:31,165
Heard you were helping
Tricia with a letter.
544
00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:36,629
Oh, I just said that I would
look at it with her. I don't...
545
00:31:36,713 --> 00:31:37,797
I don't want any trouble.
546
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:41,300
Neither do I. I just want
you to help me with mine.
547
00:31:41,384 --> 00:31:42,584
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, same here.
548
00:31:44,888 --> 00:31:47,515
Well, I'm not a lawyer.
You guys know that, right?
549
00:31:47,598 --> 00:31:51,811
I just said that I would
look over it with her.
550
00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:56,065
But I guess that I can do
that with you guys, too.
551
00:31:56,148 --> 00:32:01,404
So, why don't we set up a time to
talk, or, I guess, times to talk?
552
00:32:01,738 --> 00:32:04,114
Why not now?
No day like today.
553
00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:09,787
Now is really not a good time.
554
00:32:09,913 --> 00:32:11,205
Wow, blanca. Really?
555
00:32:11,288 --> 00:32:13,082
No. I need to look
over everything first,
556
00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:14,542
so why don't you
leave the papers with me.
557
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:15,706
Okay, well, how about this?
558
00:32:15,752 --> 00:32:17,086
I'm innocent, I was set up.
How about that?
559
00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:19,129
Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in
Jersey when that shit went down.
560
00:32:19,255 --> 00:32:21,925
And, I mean, I may be a thief, but
I'm not an embezzler, you know.
561
00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:23,300
And that guy shot himself.
562
00:32:23,426 --> 00:32:24,886
We should probably look at...
I don't know anybody.
563
00:32:24,969 --> 00:32:26,554
This is my room.
564
00:32:28,305 --> 00:32:29,766
Not a sorority.
565
00:32:32,142 --> 00:32:35,187
I'm sorry. I know how
you feel about guests.
566
00:32:35,271 --> 00:32:38,441
I asked them to leave. They
are looking for legal help.
567
00:32:38,566 --> 00:32:39,984
If you want to
open a law office,
568
00:32:40,109 --> 00:32:42,653
do it someplace else.
Not in my room!
569
00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:46,991
Ladies,
570
00:32:48,117 --> 00:32:49,118
if you don't mind.
571
00:32:50,995 --> 00:32:52,830
Food stamp fraud?
I mean, really,
572
00:32:52,956 --> 00:32:54,791
I was only feeding
starving children.
573
00:33:02,423 --> 00:33:03,424
Yeah.
574
00:33:11,515 --> 00:33:13,517
Did you take care of
that problem of yours?
575
00:33:14,018 --> 00:33:15,478
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
576
00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:17,105
Yeah. It's all good.
577
00:33:21,484 --> 00:33:24,153
Wait, shortie, you want a book
to read, or a step stool?
578
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:28,032
'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't
steppin' on the Goblet of Fire.
579
00:33:28,157 --> 00:33:29,993
Don't be fuckin'
with Harry Potter.
580
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:33,121
Now, you could
step up on Ulysses.
581
00:33:33,203 --> 00:33:37,166
Everyone says it's so genius,
but I call it bullshit.
582
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:38,835
No one wants to go through
all that ramblin'.
583
00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:41,629
Ain't nobody got time for that.
584
00:33:42,505 --> 00:33:44,786
Look at you, you're having a
little Barnes & Nobles moment.
585
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:48,011
Oh, my bunkie is
hosting Bible study,
586
00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:50,138
which usually I can tune out,
587
00:33:50,304 --> 00:33:51,681
but once they
started arguing over
588
00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:54,266
who gets raptured first,
I had to go.
589
00:33:54,892 --> 00:33:56,393
Yeah.
590
00:33:56,519 --> 00:33:58,312
I am so getting raptured first.
591
00:33:58,395 --> 00:33:59,897
Yeah, I've technically
died on three
592
00:34:00,023 --> 00:34:02,108
separate occasions
and I've met God.
593
00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,193
Dude fucking loves me.
(LAUGHS)
594
00:34:06,154 --> 00:34:09,239
I had this roommate,
she was a history major.
595
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:13,870
She claims that she died
doing a bunch of whip-its
596
00:34:14,328 --> 00:34:15,808
and that an angel
of darkness gave her
597
00:34:15,872 --> 00:34:18,415
all the answers to her Renaissance
final and sent her back.
598
00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:21,002
How'd she do?
I think she got a B.
599
00:34:21,377 --> 00:34:23,629
That's not bad.
Yeah.
600
00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:24,922
What was your major?
601
00:34:25,255 --> 00:34:28,009
Oh, I just lived on campus,
went to parties.
602
00:34:28,092 --> 00:34:30,427
No moolah and no school-ah.
603
00:34:31,428 --> 00:34:35,892
Although sometimes I sat in on classes.
Film classes, free movies.
604
00:34:37,894 --> 00:34:39,062
Is that how you know Chapman?
605
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,650
Kind of.
606
00:34:45,401 --> 00:34:46,903
Look, I've been in
here almost three years.
607
00:34:46,986 --> 00:34:49,530
I thought I saw all the
permutations of runcher theater,
608
00:34:49,613 --> 00:34:51,490
but you two are in
a whole new play.
609
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,702
What the fuck
went on with you outside?
610
00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:56,704
I don't know. Things.
611
00:34:59,082 --> 00:35:00,083
And stuff.
612
00:35:01,584 --> 00:35:05,588
Fine. I'll let my imagination
keep running wild.
613
00:35:05,922 --> 00:35:08,132
Wait, three years? How much
time do you have left?
614
00:35:08,883 --> 00:35:09,842
Two more.
615
00:35:09,926 --> 00:35:11,468
Jesus fuck.
616
00:35:12,095 --> 00:35:13,096
What for?
617
00:35:13,930 --> 00:35:16,599
Drugs, basically.
What do you have?
618
00:35:19,018 --> 00:35:21,437
Counting good time,
subtract the three,
619
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,731
add the one...
A fuckload.
620
00:35:24,815 --> 00:35:26,025
Of shitty time.
621
00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:31,239
With shitty, smelly, farting,
622
00:35:31,321 --> 00:35:34,200
crazy, stupid fucking bitches.
623
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,203
Most of whom fucking hate me.
624
00:35:40,164 --> 00:35:43,167
Yo, should we plan an escape?
625
00:35:43,292 --> 00:35:44,293
(LAUGHS)
626
00:35:44,877 --> 00:35:45,920
Where do you wanna go?
627
00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:51,759
I don't even know anymore.
I used to.
628
00:35:55,138 --> 00:35:57,014
I had grand plans.
629
00:35:59,183 --> 00:36:01,769
Now I can't even get past the
swirling darkness in my brain
630
00:36:01,852 --> 00:36:05,439
long enough to
land on anything.
631
00:36:06,482 --> 00:36:07,524
(SOBS)
632
00:36:10,027 --> 00:36:13,781
Oh, man. I was just starting
to like you, Vause.
633
00:36:14,490 --> 00:36:15,825
You gonna go soft on me?
634
00:36:19,662 --> 00:36:20,663
(SNIFFLES)
635
00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:24,167
Oh, fuck. Come here.
636
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:27,878
It'll be okay, sister.
637
00:36:29,338 --> 00:36:31,139
There's always hope
tomorrow'll be taco night.
638
00:36:31,507 --> 00:36:33,009
Tomorrow's beef and noodles.
639
00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:35,761
Or beef and noodles.
640
00:36:35,886 --> 00:36:36,971
(CHUCKLES)
641
00:36:44,145 --> 00:36:45,188
What are you reading?
642
00:36:46,355 --> 00:36:48,816
Oh, I'm going
over Tricia's appeal.
643
00:36:48,899 --> 00:36:51,443
It's a... It's a mess.
644
00:36:52,111 --> 00:36:55,906
I want to say no,
but she really needs help.
645
00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:57,992
Is the light bothering you?
646
00:36:58,742 --> 00:36:59,910
The light is fine.
647
00:37:00,036 --> 00:37:01,037
Okay.
648
00:37:02,705 --> 00:37:06,750
Have you ever written anything like this?
An appeal?
649
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,503
I'm really not
sure where to start.
650
00:37:15,051 --> 00:37:18,888
(WHISPERING) Miss Claudette?
Are you asleep?
651
00:37:20,723 --> 00:37:23,309
Maybe you should stay out
of other people's affairs.
652
00:37:24,768 --> 00:37:27,980
Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt
and actually legible letter
653
00:37:28,064 --> 00:37:31,192
would help her case, you know?
654
00:37:31,275 --> 00:37:32,735
There's always a chance, right?
655
00:37:34,695 --> 00:37:36,364
Hope is a dangerous thing.
656
00:37:38,949 --> 00:37:42,703
You come in here and you tell
me you've come up empty?
657
00:37:43,412 --> 00:37:48,417
No, that's unacceptable.
It's totally unacceptable.
658
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,710
You find it.
659
00:37:49,877 --> 00:37:52,796
Sir, shouldn't this
be on Luschek?
660
00:37:53,756 --> 00:37:55,925
It's Luschek's
fault it's missing,
661
00:37:56,050 --> 00:37:59,387
it's your fault
it hasn't been found.
662
00:38:00,221 --> 00:38:03,099
You go easy on these girls
and what happens?
663
00:38:03,182 --> 00:38:04,474
They take advantage.
664
00:38:04,975 --> 00:38:08,687
These women are fucking criminals.
Have you forgotten that?
665
00:38:09,105 --> 00:38:11,440
And don't get me
started on Luschek.
666
00:38:11,565 --> 00:38:13,525
You know how many times
I tried to fire his ass?
667
00:38:13,609 --> 00:38:16,279
Fucking unions were not created
668
00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:17,947
to protect
the drunk and retarded,
669
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,365
yet lookie here.
(LAUGHS)
670
00:38:22,285 --> 00:38:25,204
It's a lot harder to laugh
with a punctured lung.
671
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,497
It goes right between the ribs.
(LAUGHS)
672
00:38:28,624 --> 00:38:29,792
Ticklish, sir.
673
00:38:32,502 --> 00:38:34,588
It can be used to kill a CO.
674
00:38:35,131 --> 00:38:37,800
It's happened before
and it wouldn't surprise me
675
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,136
if it happened again.
676
00:38:40,261 --> 00:38:42,096
Find the fucking screwdriver!
677
00:38:51,855 --> 00:38:53,575
(WHISPERS) The screwdriver
is still in there.
678
00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:55,443
What?
679
00:38:56,319 --> 00:38:57,611
I tried returning
it to the shop,
680
00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:59,057
but they were
patting people down.
681
00:38:59,322 --> 00:39:00,406
You lied to me?
682
00:39:00,489 --> 00:39:01,490
I was gonna
return it this morning.
683
00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:03,867
I didn't realize that there
was gonna be a sneak attack.
684
00:39:04,618 --> 00:39:05,869
Where is it?
685
00:39:07,663 --> 00:39:08,789
It's under the mattress.
686
00:39:27,683 --> 00:39:28,851
It's clean!
687
00:39:31,687 --> 00:39:33,689
This is a mandatory
bunk inspection.
688
00:39:33,814 --> 00:39:35,975
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
689
00:39:38,735 --> 00:39:41,447
MAN ON PA: If you have any
information, please come forward.
690
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,493
You're as sick as your secrets, ladies.
Sick as your secrets.
691
00:39:46,369 --> 00:39:49,038
It's gone. I have
no idea where it went.
692
00:39:50,122 --> 00:39:52,333
I'm losing my mind. Jesus!
693
00:39:53,334 --> 00:39:54,543
Am I really going crazy?
694
00:39:56,128 --> 00:39:58,339
Shit. Well,
695
00:40:00,883 --> 00:40:04,636
either way, problem solved.
696
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,681
My problem is solved,
yours has just begun.
697
00:40:08,891 --> 00:40:09,892
What?
698
00:40:10,184 --> 00:40:14,271
You lied to me. That's strike two.
If there's a strike three...
699
00:40:14,397 --> 00:40:17,441
Can you please just cut me
a little bit of slack?
700
00:40:18,401 --> 00:40:19,485
Slack?
701
00:40:19,776 --> 00:40:20,819
Slack!
702
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:27,451
I have been here for
less than two weeks.
703
00:40:29,203 --> 00:40:33,040
I have been
starved out, felt up,
704
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:39,338
teased, stalked, threatened,
705
00:40:39,796 --> 00:40:41,924
and called Taylor Swift.
706
00:40:42,049 --> 00:40:45,010
And now, you.
707
00:40:47,637 --> 00:40:49,806
I am doing my best
to learn the ropes.
708
00:40:49,932 --> 00:40:51,850
I really, really am.
709
00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:56,480
(WHISPERS) The screwdriver
is no longer here.
710
00:40:57,356 --> 00:40:59,036
(NORMAL VOICE) It cannot
get you in trouble.
711
00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:03,320
I take full responsibility,
712
00:41:03,446 --> 00:41:05,614
and I may be suffering from
short-term memory loss
713
00:41:05,739 --> 00:41:06,782
and I don't know why,
714
00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:09,952
so can you please
just cut me some slack?
715
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:14,290
Okay?
716
00:41:19,669 --> 00:41:20,629
MISS CLAUDETTE: Okay?
717
00:41:20,754 --> 00:41:21,713
(MISS CLAUDETTE SPEAKING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
718
00:41:21,797 --> 00:41:23,673
Do you hear what I'm saying?
719
00:41:24,967 --> 00:41:27,052
Everyone must take a shower.
720
00:41:27,803 --> 00:41:32,266
You go in, get undressed,
and bathe now.
721
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:35,478
What's going on?
722
00:41:35,978 --> 00:41:37,854
Speak up for yourself!
723
00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:40,983
Leave us be.
724
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:52,995
What happened to you?
725
00:41:55,289 --> 00:41:56,290
(SOBBING)
726
00:41:57,374 --> 00:41:58,667
You can tell me.
727
00:42:13,390 --> 00:42:14,433
(GASPS)
728
00:42:23,066 --> 00:42:25,694
TAYSTEE: "The world ain't
all sunshine and rainbows
729
00:42:25,861 --> 00:42:27,530
"It's a very mean place
730
00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:31,074
"So you wind up in prison and
everybody's up in your face
731
00:42:31,534 --> 00:42:33,369
"I don't care
how tough you are,
732
00:42:33,494 --> 00:42:35,329
"The world will
beat you to your knees
733
00:42:35,538 --> 00:42:38,541
"You lay down with dogs,
you wake up with fleas
734
00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:40,876
"Nobody's gonna hit
you harder than life
735
00:42:41,001 --> 00:42:43,671
"Not a guard, not a gangster,
not even your wife
736
00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:50,219
"Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's
no need to sit around and pout
737
00:42:50,344 --> 00:42:52,471
"We gonna open up a booth,
so you can
738
00:42:52,596 --> 00:42:54,806
"Sit and mourn
for your lost youth"
739
00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:57,976
I hope you enjoyed
my original piece.
740
00:42:58,185 --> 00:43:00,729
It was a Taystee delight.
Thank you,
741
00:43:00,854 --> 00:43:03,399
and I bid you all a good night.
742
00:43:03,566 --> 00:43:04,941
(ALL APPLAUDING)
743
00:43:05,401 --> 00:43:08,070
Yo, please, that ain't yours!
744
00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:09,738
You stole half that
shit from Rocky VI.
745
00:43:09,863 --> 00:43:12,700
Maybe, but I made it rhyme.
746
00:43:12,782 --> 00:43:13,783
(LAUGHS) True.
747
00:43:15,785 --> 00:43:17,496
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
748
00:43:23,711 --> 00:43:25,754
Don't know how you
are with the word stuff,
749
00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:27,631
but "uninvited"
means "not invited."
750
00:43:28,048 --> 00:43:29,592
Yeah, I'm just
using the microwave.
751
00:43:29,758 --> 00:43:30,926
Yeah, right.
752
00:43:32,553 --> 00:43:34,473
I don't want to be
at this lame-ass thing anyway.
753
00:43:35,222 --> 00:43:36,783
And yet you decided
to cook your noodles
754
00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:38,559
right in the middle of it all.
755
00:43:39,935 --> 00:43:42,938
Baby, high school
is high school.
756
00:43:44,607 --> 00:43:46,108
Thanks.
757
00:43:46,233 --> 00:43:49,903
And don't be talking
to me, white girl.
758
00:43:57,620 --> 00:43:58,828
You okay?
759
00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:01,873
No. I'm gonna miss you.
760
00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:04,627
And I may be in here
for a little while.
761
00:44:06,795 --> 00:44:08,130
Promise you'll wait for me?
762
00:44:09,506 --> 00:44:11,967
Baby, course I promise.
763
00:44:13,677 --> 00:44:15,596
Don't let Boo
get into your head.
764
00:44:16,764 --> 00:44:17,806
I'm your girl.
765
00:44:26,315 --> 00:44:28,024
Plenty of other pussy in here.
766
00:44:29,818 --> 00:44:31,027
Let it go.
767
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,155
Come on, white girl.
768
00:44:42,372 --> 00:44:43,832
(LAUGHS)
769
00:44:59,556 --> 00:45:00,808
You scared me.
770
00:45:00,890 --> 00:45:03,393
Yeah, I get that a lot.
What? No party for you?
771
00:45:04,227 --> 00:45:05,646
No.
772
00:45:07,189 --> 00:45:08,816
You all right, kitten?
773
00:45:10,651 --> 00:45:13,195
I think I might've gotten Miss
Claudette really mad at me.
774
00:45:14,697 --> 00:45:17,700
Look, you know how some people
have imaginary friends?
775
00:45:18,908 --> 00:45:21,953
I think you might
have imaginary enemies.
776
00:45:24,914 --> 00:45:26,041
What did she say to you?
777
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:27,250
Miss Claudette?
778
00:45:27,376 --> 00:45:29,085
No, Alex.
779
00:45:30,003 --> 00:45:31,505
Wouldn't you like to know?
780
00:45:31,714 --> 00:45:33,674
Yes, I would.
781
00:45:37,093 --> 00:45:38,721
She said you were a squirter.
782
00:45:40,430 --> 00:45:42,558
I don't... That's...
783
00:45:43,891 --> 00:45:48,021
Once. It happened once. And
it took us both by surprise.
784
00:45:49,356 --> 00:45:50,399
Wow.
785
00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:54,194
I was kidding. But good to know.
Oh!
786
00:45:55,195 --> 00:45:58,240
Whatever they are,
she's keeping your secrets.
787
00:45:58,365 --> 00:46:00,576
But I'll get 'em out of you.
More than once.
788
00:46:03,036 --> 00:46:05,497
Do you think that she'll try
and hurt me in my sleep?
789
00:46:05,748 --> 00:46:06,749
Who, Alex?
790
00:46:06,832 --> 00:46:09,376
No. Miss Claudette.
791
00:46:10,544 --> 00:46:13,547
Miss Claudette was into some
kind of slave-trade shit.
792
00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:17,092
All that murder talk is rumor,
and if you ask me, bullshit.
793
00:46:17,217 --> 00:46:20,262
So unless you're worried she's
gonna harbor you illegally,
794
00:46:20,387 --> 00:46:21,513
I wouldn't sweat it.
795
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:28,437
WOMAN ON PA: Guard Samson, report
to check-in for roll call.
796
00:46:28,812 --> 00:46:31,106
Guard Samson, report to
check-in for roll call.
797
00:46:35,485 --> 00:46:36,606
You didn't come to mail call.
798
00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:38,655
I never get any mail.
799
00:46:38,946 --> 00:46:39,947
You did today.
800
00:46:57,132 --> 00:46:58,383
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
801
00:47:00,636 --> 00:47:03,305
Hello, Mr. Jones.
I'm from Clean Makers.
802
00:47:03,388 --> 00:47:06,475
The regular girl couldn't
make it, so I'm here.
803
00:47:14,608 --> 00:47:16,067
(TAP FLOWING)
804
00:48:00,153 --> 00:48:01,196
What are you doing?
805
00:48:01,655 --> 00:48:04,574
Oh, you. I got cake
from Red, so fuck off.
806
00:48:05,032 --> 00:48:06,201
I said, what are you doing?
807
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:07,243
Mind your own business.
808
00:48:07,369 --> 00:48:09,036
I see those drugs in your hand.
809
00:48:09,204 --> 00:48:11,289
The more you struggle,
the more it will hurt.
810
00:48:11,373 --> 00:48:13,249
Get the fuck off me,
you old bitch!
811
00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:16,003
You can't take away that
girl's shot at getting out.
812
00:48:16,085 --> 00:48:17,044
I don't know what
you're talking about.
813
00:48:17,170 --> 00:48:18,338
Yes, you do!
814
00:48:19,923 --> 00:48:23,092
You will not steal Mercy's
date over a school girl crush!
815
00:48:24,219 --> 00:48:26,388
You can't play with
someone's life like that.
816
00:48:27,890 --> 00:48:29,056
But I love her.
817
00:48:31,351 --> 00:48:32,394
Love
818
00:48:34,396 --> 00:48:35,605
is not an excuse!
819
00:48:45,032 --> 00:48:47,534
(ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER RADIO)
820
00:48:58,754 --> 00:49:00,005
(RADIO SWITCHES OFF)
821
00:49:13,643 --> 00:49:16,605
I'd like a pair of pliers
and a wire-cutter, please.
822
00:49:26,949 --> 00:49:29,743
Oh, so is that the screwdriver?
823
00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:33,288
Lucky for you gals, I found
this thing under the sink.
824
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:39,753
Now let's all get back
to normal, all right?
825
00:49:39,836 --> 00:49:42,464
Make the lamps work.
Leave me alone.
826
00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:45,592
Have a nice day.
827
00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:57,938
(MOANING)
828
00:50:57,539 --> 00:50:58,832
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
829
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:01,918
Mercy's leaving.
830
00:51:09,425 --> 00:51:10,426
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
831
00:51:10,552 --> 00:51:11,720
Come in.
832
00:51:11,845 --> 00:51:12,846
Do you have a second?
833
00:51:13,388 --> 00:51:14,890
No. But you're here now.
834
00:51:16,766 --> 00:51:18,101
I've changed my mind.
835
00:51:21,563 --> 00:51:23,272
I'd like to reopen my case.
836
00:51:30,906 --> 00:51:36,078
MAN ON PA: Abusive and obscene language
is strictly prohibited under Code 404.
837
00:51:54,930 --> 00:51:56,056
Be good, okay?
838
00:52:02,145 --> 00:52:03,438
Sorry I've been such a dick.
839
00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:08,110
You know, I'm gonna
miss you, little girl.
840
00:52:12,114 --> 00:52:13,156
Black.
841
00:52:22,289 --> 00:52:23,875
Hey, that's enough, ladies.
Break it up.
842
00:52:23,959 --> 00:52:26,086
Come on. Hey, hey!
843
00:52:26,169 --> 00:52:29,380
No tongue-fucking in the
visitation room, you know that.
844
00:52:30,966 --> 00:52:31,967
Love you.
845
00:52:32,634 --> 00:52:34,136
I promise I'm
gonna wait for you.
846
00:52:38,681 --> 00:52:40,225
Bye, guys.
847
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:45,776
Be good, okay?
848
00:53:03,147 --> 00:53:13,735
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