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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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And now what? You wipe it up,
but that does not disinfect.
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How are you going to disinfect?
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I don't know.
I've never cleaned up
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another person's pee before.
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Quite a privileged
life you've led!
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Yeah, well, now...
Now I'm here.
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I have to be up in three hours.
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I ought to knock
you into Tuesday
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for bringing that
baggage to my house!
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Like I asked for this?
I don't want this.
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I don't know what to do.
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About what?
You clean the piss!
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The piss,
the stalker, your anger,
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my cluelessness, disinfectant.
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There is another
person's pee on me,
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and I'm not allowed to use the
bathroom until the morning.
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I have to sleep with
stranger pee on me.
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Oh, Coo-coo. It's hard for you.
Little girl lost.
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Claudette, you push the button.
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It's called an elevator.
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Don't be scared.
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C'mon.
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It's a magic flying box.
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Step in.
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Come.
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Dee! Where's Dee?
Get over here, child.
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Dee, take off that uniform,
put an iron to it,
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and if you're not ready
to go in five minutes,
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I'm sending you back
on the next boat! Go!
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Baptiste, close the door, you're
letting all the heat out.
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Get in here.
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Who's this one?
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This is Claudette.
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Look at this skinny cat.
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Open your mouth. How are
your teeth, skinny cat?
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I want to go home.
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This is your home now. And you
will only speak English here.
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Understand? Let me hear.
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Yes, understanding.
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Mmm.
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Go in the back and get changed.
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Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall.
Go on! There's work to do.
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Work?
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Yes. You'll be working for me until
you pay off your parents' debt.
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Now get in the back
and change your clothes.
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How about we feed
the cat, Ti Tessa?
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Give her a moment
to breathe. It's all new.
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It's all new! Ah!
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You got your money, Baptiste.
Why are you still here?
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No one makes manje kreyol like you.
You cook like home.
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Bah!
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Go in the kitchen, both of you.
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I won't let
anything bad happen.
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I promise.
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I got mad respect for you, OG.
You know, mad props.
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Um, can I ask you something?
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I don't know, can you?
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Yeah. It's just that my girl,
Mercy, is getting out,
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and I was thinking maybe you could
make that cake that you do.
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Like, the one you made at Easter.
That shit was the bomb.
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I made it to celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Well, Mercy be resurrecting
up out of here, right?
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Don't you think
that deserve cake?
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Are you saying your Mercy is
like the good Lord, Jesus?
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Did your Mercy die for our sins?
I don't think so.
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She's my boo.
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I'm tired and not in the mood.
Go away now.
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My friends went
a little overboard.
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When I first got here, my friends
sent me all kind of shit, too.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Oh.
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You got anything sexy in there?
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Um, I might have
some Nicholson Baker.
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Who?
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You need to leave.
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Take some books with you.
Educate yourself.
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Not that it helped this one.
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So, what you want?
You want some of this, huh?
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You like this?
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I can make you feel good.
That's how much I love my girl.
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I'm struck by your devotion.
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And sick to my stomach, too.
Get out!
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I'm gonna find
something you want, OG.
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You keep thinking,
I'll keep thinking.
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Out!
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Children.
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I got a new job assignment.
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I don't like mess.
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I'm sorry.
I'll organize them.
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Book mess, piss mess.
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I know.
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You take care of it or...
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Newts!
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Newts? Where are my newts?
Gather. Here.
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Newts?
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It's his adorable
word for newbies.
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What are you doing?
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It's an art piece representing the
futility of blue-collar labor
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in a technological age.
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And vaginas.
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Go gather
before he yells in your face.
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He's got breath
like dead things.
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Welcome to the electric shop.
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Tools are kept here.
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If you want a tool,
turn in a chit.
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Chits have numbers. The
numbers are assigned to you.
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If the tools go missing,
we know who has them,
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and your ass is grass.
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Demonstration.
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You.
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My chit number is seven.
They all have seven on 'em.
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I hand a chit in,
I get my tool.
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I hand the tool back,
I get my chit back.
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Hey, Rabbit Pearl!
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Ease back, all right?
We're all gonna go numb.
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Anyways, simple as that.
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Mr. Luschek, I think that
there's been a mistake.
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I asked to be put in
the education program.
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Is that right, sweetheart?
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Yes. I think I'd be more useful there.
I was a TA in college.
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Oh, what's that, like,
"tits" and "ass?"
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I'm just saying that I know
something about teaching.
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I don't know the first thing
about electrical work.
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Uh, repeat after me,
"Don't electrocute yourself."
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"Don't electrocute yourself."
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Now you know the first thing.
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Here, read this.
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Then
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fix this.
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The light turns on, you can call it a day.
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That goes for all of you newts.
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Read, fix the lamp, go away.
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That's your day,
that's your job.
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Jobs pay.
This is bullshit.
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You're making 11 cents an hour.
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Right. So I could,
like, save up
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and buy a $6 Pepsi
at the company store?
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Pepsi, $5.75.
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It's bullshit.
I ain't picking cotton.
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God, you're one of them.
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Bet your ass I am.
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Fine. Sit in the cage
and check out the tools.
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In other words, sit on your
ass and do nothing all day.
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You think you can handle that?
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You speakin' my language.
That's what I'm talking about.
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I need a wrench.
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Voila! The monkey can dance.
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What'd you call me?
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You lose a tool, you go to SHU.
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Time for my nap.
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So you go to that address
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and you tell them I trained
you in my kitchen.
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They'll pay you
shit and work you
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like a Chinese on the railroad,
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but it's a job.
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Red, thank you
so much for this.
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You don't come
back here, all right?
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That's what I'm hopin'.
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I hope so, too.
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Most of these girls
are in and out so much,
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it's like they're
fucking the place.
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Mercy, can I have your combs?
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Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock.
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How about your muumuu?
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Fine.
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What about this?
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You'll swim in that.
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I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps.
You know, for stretching.
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Okay, whatever.
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"Whatever?" That's my shirt.
I gave you that shirt.
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Yeah. You gave it
to me, so it's mine.
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And I can give
it to who I want.
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Little girl, don't
make me go mental on you.
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Boo, you don't run me no more.
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Hmm.
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I know you miss my ass.
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But Tricia's been
taking real good care of it,
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and soon it's
walkin' out of here.
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Let me look at it.
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You might wanna wash it.
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Still got some stank on it.
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You know,
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it's not your ass
that I want anymore,
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it's your back.
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Yeah. You better
watch it, bitch.
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What's the drama?
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Mercy should
know better than to
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fuck with Boo this
close to her date.
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Oh, shit. Well, you think
she'll try something?
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She stole Shelly's date.
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Shelly?
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Mrs. Boo,
three Mrs. Boos ago.
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The week before her date,
Boo had some girl jump her.
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There was a fight.
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Shelly had been
growing out her nails,
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mauled that girl like a tiger.
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Caught two more
years down the hill.
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Jeez.
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"Remove the stand
off the body..."
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Hey, how about
a lunch break, Chapman?
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Oh, God. Yes, please.
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Thanks.
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Bologna.
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Like your lunch?
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Mmm. I'm not complaining.
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You learn fast.
So, how's it going?
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I can't get my lamp to turn on.
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Yeah, long day for you.
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Well, I, on the other hand, am
feeling great job satisfaction.
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My hole in the wall
goes very deep.
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So, how's your mental health?
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You know, I can't
shake the feeling
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that at the end of the day
I'm gonna be able to go home.
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And, like, in the morning,
when I wake up,
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there are these few seconds
before I realize where I am,
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and then I do realize,
and I can't breathe.
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And I wanna cry and throw
shit and kill myself.
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When does that end?
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I'll let you know.
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Lunch is over, ladies.
Back in.
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No, but we just sat down.
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And now you can get up
and get back to work.
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Speaking of which,
what the fuck
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are you doing in there,
Nichols?
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I'm makin' you
a glory hole, Luschek.
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Then, by all means, carry on.
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Back inside.
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Is there a problem?
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Not at all. In fact,
I have some good news.
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We could all stand
a little good news.
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Your case manager called, and there's
interest in reopening your case.
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Seems to be some immigration
law reform, blah-di-blah.
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You're being reviewed
for potential early release.
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I don't care to
dredge up the past.
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This could mean
a lot less time.
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I appreciate the opportunity,
but no, thank you.
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It will be a whole lot of
aggravation for nothing.
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I know how these things go.
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Is there anything else?
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No. No.
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I'll let 'em
know your decision.
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That's the way it is. You
work, you pay off your debt,
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then you go off and live your life.
Do you understand?
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You can wear it with slacks,
or with a skirt and tights.
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What do you prefer?
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Skirt.
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Okay. It is important that
you keep your uniform clean.
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You can't be trusted to clean a
house if you can't keep yourself.
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Yes, Miss Claudette.
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When you go to people's
homes, you will be polite,
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and clean, and respectful.
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No foolishness, no laziness.
254
00:15:09,072 --> 00:15:12,075
And it's,
"Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir."
255
00:15:12,368 --> 00:15:14,161
No back talk, understood?
256
00:15:15,037 --> 00:15:16,079
Speak up, child.
257
00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:17,623
Sorry. Yes, ma'am.
258
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,041
Good.
259
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,292
Put your things away
260
00:15:20,376 --> 00:15:23,546
and come into the kitchen for
some food when you've settled in.
261
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:29,885
Baptiste!
262
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,178
Oh!
263
00:15:33,597 --> 00:15:35,808
You were gone long this trip.
264
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,059
Too long.
265
00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:39,603
I brought something for you.
266
00:15:40,437 --> 00:15:41,518
You know I don't like gifts.
267
00:15:41,564 --> 00:15:43,940
Everyone likes gifts, even you.
268
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,235
Mangoes!
269
00:15:48,237 --> 00:15:49,321
Thank you.
270
00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:51,323
They're my favorites.
271
00:15:51,574 --> 00:15:52,616
I know that.
272
00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:57,287
Hey...
273
00:15:58,247 --> 00:15:59,832
Claudette, I got married.
274
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:03,669
Oh.
275
00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:08,507
Congratulations.
276
00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:10,551
She's here.
277
00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:12,765
She's here? What do you mean,
she's here? Where?
278
00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:16,056
Josephine, come here.
279
00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:21,228
Hello.
Bonjour.
280
00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:24,231
Claudette, this is Josephine.
281
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,778
Come in, please.
So nice to meet you.
282
00:16:29,653 --> 00:16:31,447
Can I get you
something to drink?
283
00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:32,865
Yes, that would be wonderful.
284
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,825
Orange juice?
Perfect.
285
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:38,370
I'll get it.
Claudette, sit down.
286
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:44,794
Can I get you a malta?
287
00:16:44,877 --> 00:16:46,796
Uh, yes, thank you.
In the icebox.
288
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:53,469
My husband speaks of you often.
289
00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:57,264
Yes. We've been
friends a long time.
290
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,481
I don't know how you've
done it all these years.
291
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:00,976
Done what?
292
00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:02,478
Oh, taken in
these children when
293
00:17:02,561 --> 00:17:04,313
you couldn't have
children of your own.
294
00:17:04,396 --> 00:17:05,940
It must be so difficult.
295
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,485
I've made my peace with it.
296
00:17:10,861 --> 00:17:13,489
"Put the body
in the base and..."
297
00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:17,284
And turn it... All right.
298
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,494
Okay.
299
00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:19,745
Ow!
300
00:17:21,705 --> 00:17:23,499
Aw, it's like free
shock therapy.
301
00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:26,836
You might lose your short-term
memory, but it's a sweet escape.
302
00:17:26,961 --> 00:17:28,796
Work's done.
Wrap it up, ladies.
303
00:17:28,879 --> 00:17:30,589
I couldn't make my lamp work.
304
00:17:30,673 --> 00:17:32,382
You'll try again tomorrow.
But you said...
305
00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:34,885
I say a lot of shit,
then I wanna go home.
306
00:17:35,469 --> 00:17:37,429
So, clean up,
return your tools.
307
00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:40,599
Uh-uh.
308
00:17:40,683 --> 00:17:42,852
You get out of the cage when
all the tools are back in.
309
00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:48,398
Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw
some shit at you, cracker.
310
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:51,527
Hit the floor, ladies.
311
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,610
What the hell is going on?
312
00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:54,697
When the alarm goes off, you have
to lay face-down on the ground.
313
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:57,073
Why? Because the
white man said so.
314
00:17:57,199 --> 00:17:58,200
She's right.
315
00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:02,496
False alarm, false alarm.
316
00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:06,375
Some rookie thought it was
a light switch. Back to stat.
317
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,710
Copy that.
318
00:18:38,866 --> 00:18:40,910
It was called off.
What?
319
00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:43,954
You can get up. False alarm.
Everything is fine.
320
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,288
That alarm scared me.
321
00:18:45,414 --> 00:18:47,332
Yeah. It's loud.
322
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:52,880
I'm trying to stop smoking.
My buddy says that this helps.
323
00:18:53,505 --> 00:18:56,091
Menthols were my thing.
324
00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:57,634
Newports.
325
00:18:58,468 --> 00:18:59,678
Still jonesin'.
326
00:19:03,057 --> 00:19:04,349
Can I try some?
327
00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:06,852
Um, I guess if...
328
00:19:09,187 --> 00:19:11,065
You can trust me,
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
329
00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:20,991
Where do you put it? Like,
underneath your tongue or...
330
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,452
Between your lip and
your lower front teeth.
331
00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:24,703
Okay. Just...
332
00:19:24,787 --> 00:19:25,788
Here.
333
00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:35,923
That's disgusting.
334
00:19:39,843 --> 00:19:41,136
That's horrible.
335
00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:45,766
Thanks. Sorry.
I didn't like that.
336
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,769
It's gross, I know. I shouldn't
really do it either.
337
00:19:51,897 --> 00:19:53,458
You got a little
between your two teeth.
338
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:54,984
Oh.
339
00:19:55,109 --> 00:20:00,196
No, the other two, but also those.
It's in all your teeth.
340
00:20:00,823 --> 00:20:02,144
Wait, hold on.
What are you doing?
341
00:20:02,783 --> 00:20:06,120
Would you use it as
a toothpick and...
342
00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:08,497
Would you? Just...
343
00:20:08,872 --> 00:20:09,999
Yeah.
344
00:20:17,297 --> 00:20:20,175
Come on, this is ridiculous.
The screwdriver is missing?
345
00:20:20,717 --> 00:20:22,427
Someone's gotta have it.
I don't know.
346
00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:27,141
Where's the list of names?
347
00:20:28,017 --> 00:20:29,018
What do you mean?
348
00:20:29,143 --> 00:20:30,936
I told you for every
chit that comes in,
349
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,146
there has to be
a name written down.
350
00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:33,772
You did not tell me that.
351
00:20:33,856 --> 00:20:35,816
You told me to take
the chit, give the tool,
352
00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:38,485
get the tool back,
give back the chit.
353
00:20:38,568 --> 00:20:39,695
I fucking did that.
354
00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:41,237
Who the hell has it?
355
00:20:41,864 --> 00:20:43,991
I don't know...
God!
356
00:20:47,703 --> 00:20:50,039
Fuck!
357
00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:56,170
A screwdriver is considered
a deadly weapon.
358
00:20:56,419 --> 00:21:01,050
That is another five
years on your sentence
359
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,969
if you are caught with
it in your possession.
360
00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:06,638
I don't like being threatened
for something I didn't do.
361
00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:12,394
No. I'm not threatening you, I'm
informing you of the facts.
362
00:21:12,728 --> 00:21:16,439
Sounds like a threat to me. I
already told you, I don't have it.
363
00:21:16,565 --> 00:21:19,068
I put her in charge of
the tools, it's her fault.
364
00:21:19,193 --> 00:21:22,738
Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the
buck on me, it's your fuckin' job.
365
00:21:22,821 --> 00:21:24,531
I'm just a monkey
in a cage, remember?
366
00:21:24,614 --> 00:21:25,866
Oh, no, no, I think
that she means her...
367
00:21:25,949 --> 00:21:28,368
No, I don't need you translating
for me, Honey Boo Boo.
368
00:21:28,451 --> 00:21:29,745
Be quiet!
369
00:21:30,537 --> 00:21:32,831
If you had done
your job correctly,
370
00:21:32,915 --> 00:21:35,625
we would know who is
responsible for this theft.
371
00:21:36,668 --> 00:21:38,087
I want all these
women searched.
372
00:21:38,212 --> 00:21:39,922
I don't know about
these other bitches,
373
00:21:40,005 --> 00:21:42,758
but no man-guard is patting
me down and coppin' a feel.
374
00:21:42,883 --> 00:21:45,594
Of course, as is your right.
375
00:21:45,969 --> 00:21:49,765
Donaldson, take her down to
SHU and let her wait there
376
00:21:49,932 --> 00:21:52,601
until we can find
a female officer to
377
00:21:52,726 --> 00:21:55,353
conduct a thorough,
thorough search.
378
00:21:55,437 --> 00:21:57,480
Don't touch me,
I can walk out myself.
379
00:21:57,606 --> 00:21:59,858
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
380
00:21:59,942 --> 00:22:04,113
Yo, smell his breath!
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
381
00:22:06,406 --> 00:22:09,659
Anyone else have a problem
with a male officer?
382
00:22:11,912 --> 00:22:15,958
If you cooperate, it tells
me you have nothing to hide.
383
00:22:17,251 --> 00:22:21,213
If you know who took this
weapon and do not speak up,
384
00:22:21,337 --> 00:22:26,009
you will be considered an
accomplice and charged accordingly.
385
00:22:38,814 --> 00:22:42,151
If your memory is jogged, you
all know where my office is.
386
00:22:49,199 --> 00:22:50,408
Yep, they're good.
387
00:22:50,492 --> 00:22:53,327
Everyone return to camp,
report back here tomorrow.
388
00:22:53,453 --> 00:22:56,330
Jesus Christ, that was scary.
Did he touch your tit?
389
00:22:56,539 --> 00:22:58,500
Cupped my ass.
Who do you think took it?
390
00:23:02,879 --> 00:23:04,256
Someone's going down for this.
391
00:23:16,018 --> 00:23:18,020
You think your angry
friend, Janae, took it?
392
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,920
I wouldn't say
that she's my friend.
393
00:23:19,938 --> 00:23:22,316
I say, "Hi," she says,
"Shut the fuck up."
394
00:23:22,398 --> 00:23:24,234
I say, "Hey, how's it going?"
395
00:23:24,358 --> 00:23:27,196
She sucks her teeth,
maybe calls me "bitch"
396
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:29,114
or "you Taylor Swift-ass
motherfucker."
397
00:23:29,198 --> 00:23:31,200
We're on our way.
398
00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:33,765
That's just fucking racist, you
look nothing like Taylor Swift.
399
00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:36,370
We do not all look alike,
despite what they think.
400
00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:39,875
Is SHU really that bad?
401
00:23:41,543 --> 00:23:45,172
It's just like the Hamptons,
only fucking horrible.
402
00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:47,590
Okay, yeah,
that was a dumb question.
403
00:23:48,424 --> 00:23:52,971
A lady next door to me in there ate a
rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her.
404
00:23:53,722 --> 00:23:58,185
So, she bit it back,
and back, and back.
405
00:23:58,392 --> 00:23:59,393
Hey.
406
00:24:00,062 --> 00:24:01,897
Hey, brain,
I wanna ask you something.
407
00:24:03,273 --> 00:24:04,566
Okay.
408
00:24:06,276 --> 00:24:07,319
What is this?
409
00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:08,862
A letter to request an appeal.
410
00:24:09,571 --> 00:24:10,530
I need to get out,
411
00:24:10,613 --> 00:24:12,894
'cause my girlfriend's getting
out and I gotta be with her.
412
00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:15,785
Frankly, I can't wait for that
screamer to hit the bricks.
413
00:24:17,913 --> 00:24:21,583
I'm not so good with words, and
you read everything and shit,
414
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:22,751
so you'll help me out?
415
00:24:24,086 --> 00:24:26,213
Sure, yeah.
I'll take a look at it.
416
00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:31,927
What?
417
00:24:32,052 --> 00:24:33,720
Happy hour.
Who's up for margaritas?
418
00:24:33,803 --> 00:24:35,889
Last time I drank tequila,
I woke up in Weehawken.
419
00:24:35,972 --> 00:24:37,724
Yeah, isn't that
where you're from?
420
00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:38,808
Fucking shithole.
421
00:24:38,934 --> 00:24:40,310
Yeah, well,
Piper loves tequila.
422
00:24:41,477 --> 00:24:43,897
I gotta go.
423
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:46,358
What? Afraid I'll tell them
the pork chop story?
424
00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:48,860
Yeah, this is
fuckin' weird, okay?
425
00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:52,446
I have a pork chop story, too.
You go first.
426
00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:56,659
They're under the bed.
427
00:24:56,785 --> 00:24:57,786
What?
428
00:24:58,161 --> 00:25:01,290
Your books.
I don't like clutter.
429
00:25:01,415 --> 00:25:04,084
Yeah. No, clutter's
the worst.
430
00:25:04,418 --> 00:25:06,044
You get hit on the head today?
431
00:25:06,628 --> 00:25:07,629
Okay.
432
00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:13,635
Yo! Dump your shit,
they're doing a sweep.
433
00:25:16,805 --> 00:25:17,806
My God.
434
00:25:17,973 --> 00:25:18,974
What did you do?
435
00:25:19,099 --> 00:25:21,017
I don't know. I literally...
I do not know.
436
00:25:21,143 --> 00:25:23,603
It was a mistake. I can't believe...
Fuck! Fuck!
437
00:25:24,146 --> 00:25:26,815
Outside! Both of you.
438
00:25:29,151 --> 00:25:31,736
This is a mandatory
random bunk inspection.
439
00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:34,021
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
440
00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:19,951
All clear.
441
00:26:24,914 --> 00:26:26,916
What were you thinking?
442
00:26:27,042 --> 00:26:28,001
My sweatshirt was outside.
443
00:26:28,084 --> 00:26:29,711
I don't remember
putting it in my pocket.
444
00:26:29,794 --> 00:26:32,630
Maybe I am losing my memory.
Jesus.
445
00:26:32,714 --> 00:26:34,955
No, I'll just tell them the truth.
I'll just give it back.
446
00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:36,301
You can't do that!
Why?
447
00:26:36,385 --> 00:26:38,552
Because here they
don't believe the truth.
448
00:26:38,636 --> 00:26:41,056
They'll throw you in SHU
and me as an accomplice.
449
00:26:42,391 --> 00:26:44,476
What should I do? Should I just...
Should I dump it in the yard?
450
00:26:44,684 --> 00:26:47,603
Suppose some nut job,
like your peeing admirer,
451
00:26:47,729 --> 00:26:50,690
were to find it and stab your
tall girlfriend in the eye.
452
00:26:51,316 --> 00:26:52,692
It would come
back to you, and you
453
00:26:52,817 --> 00:26:54,152
would be
an accomplice to murder.
454
00:26:54,236 --> 00:26:59,573
If you ever want to go home, get
that screwdriver back on that wall.
455
00:27:01,076 --> 00:27:02,202
All clear!
456
00:27:12,003 --> 00:27:13,004
Place looks like crap.
457
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,757
We're lucky they're letting us
set up at all, after the raid.
458
00:27:16,007 --> 00:27:17,608
Would you get more
over on the left side?
459
00:27:19,094 --> 00:27:20,678
'Cause that'll really
make it more festive?
460
00:27:22,264 --> 00:27:24,182
All we need now is
a pinata full of rats.
461
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,893
You know what, stretch?
Your ass
462
00:27:27,018 --> 00:27:28,770
just got uninvited.
Thanks for the help.
463
00:27:30,063 --> 00:27:33,275
Oh, shit. I just got uninvited to
the most depressing party ever.
464
00:27:34,401 --> 00:27:36,652
What will I do now to
make me not wanna kill myself?
465
00:27:39,030 --> 00:27:40,115
She's kind of right.
466
00:27:41,074 --> 00:27:43,493
This is more depressing
than a Tori Amos cover band.
467
00:27:43,617 --> 00:27:46,121
Look, when in Rome,
use what you got.
468
00:27:46,246 --> 00:27:47,289
Unless what you
got ain't enough
469
00:27:47,414 --> 00:27:49,249
to keep your woman.
Reflect, yo.
470
00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:52,542
Chapman's writing my appeal,
and she's hella smart,
471
00:27:52,544 --> 00:27:53,836
so I'm gonna be
out of here soon.
472
00:27:55,046 --> 00:27:56,798
With Mercy, my girl.
473
00:27:56,965 --> 00:27:59,092
Wigga, please.
474
00:27:59,175 --> 00:28:01,261
Mercy gonna dump your ass the
second she gets out of here.
475
00:28:01,344 --> 00:28:03,096
She likes new, shiny things.
476
00:28:03,179 --> 00:28:06,433
And out of here, you are
as dull as an old pencil,
477
00:28:07,058 --> 00:28:09,102
with saggy tits and a
fucked-up tattoo on its neck.
478
00:28:09,185 --> 00:28:14,690
Oh, Butchy, face it. I win, you lose.
She hates you. She loves me.
479
00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:17,944
Yeah.
And she "loved" me, too.
480
00:28:18,778 --> 00:28:22,656
For two whole years, and then she
dropped my butch ass for you.
481
00:28:22,824 --> 00:28:24,367
And if you don't think
that's the way she do,
482
00:28:24,493 --> 00:28:26,828
then you are dumber than you look,
which is pretty fuckin' dumb,
483
00:28:26,953 --> 00:28:28,121
'cause you look like
your relatives have been
484
00:28:28,204 --> 00:28:29,705
fucking each
other for generations.
485
00:28:30,664 --> 00:28:33,627
Yeah, she'll do
the same to you.
486
00:28:34,836 --> 00:28:37,506
That girl was raised by animals,
she don't know how to love.
487
00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:40,634
Yeah? Well, you're fat.
488
00:28:43,512 --> 00:28:46,515
Oh, you got me.
489
00:29:06,993 --> 00:29:10,913
Hey, Dandelion!
I've been missin' on you.
490
00:29:12,123 --> 00:29:17,295
Hey, don't be ignoring me now.
I do like I do.
491
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:20,756
Don't be mad at me, Dandelion.
I'm sorry.
492
00:29:24,969 --> 00:29:26,369
Just don't make me angry,
all right?
493
00:29:27,055 --> 00:29:29,641
You don't wanna see
me when I'm angry.
494
00:29:32,435 --> 00:29:34,563
So I drank a lot of water!
495
00:29:34,646 --> 00:29:35,689
Oh, my God.
496
00:29:37,773 --> 00:29:40,235
Oh, Mr. Healy. Do you mind if
I talk to you for a second?
497
00:29:40,318 --> 00:29:43,071
Chapman, I don't wanna hear
about the job thing.
498
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:47,909
I put you in Electric because
there's toxic mold in the GED room.
499
00:29:47,992 --> 00:29:50,870
The education program
has been suspended.
500
00:29:50,953 --> 00:29:52,080
That's life. Deal with it.
501
00:29:52,581 --> 00:29:56,000
The... I... That's actually,
that's not um, what I...
502
00:29:58,127 --> 00:29:59,754
I actually wanted to thank you.
503
00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:02,215
Okay.
504
00:30:02,298 --> 00:30:03,966
Great. That's great.
505
00:30:07,803 --> 00:30:08,888
You wanted to thank me?
506
00:30:08,971 --> 00:30:13,602
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, I haven't...
507
00:30:14,436 --> 00:30:16,271
I haven't quite
figured it out yet,
508
00:30:16,354 --> 00:30:18,440
but I'm gonna be
able to rewire a lamp.
509
00:30:20,358 --> 00:30:23,819
Soon. And I'm very
excited about that.
510
00:30:23,945 --> 00:30:30,201
I've always felt that I lacked
practical skills in life and...
511
00:30:31,286 --> 00:30:32,287
I don't know.
512
00:30:32,621 --> 00:30:33,788
Are you okay, Chapman?
513
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:38,424
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I'm just, I'm just tired.
514
00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:40,462
I hear there was
a problem in your shop.
515
00:30:40,754 --> 00:30:42,422
I hope you're staying
clear of trouble.
516
00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:47,051
Of course, of course,
of course. Yeah.
517
00:30:48,261 --> 00:30:49,763
I'm sure they'll
find the culprit.
518
00:30:50,012 --> 00:30:54,142
That's great. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything.
519
00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:25,965
Heard you were helping
Tricia with a letter.
520
00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:31,429
Oh, I just said that I would
look at it with her. I don't...
521
00:31:31,513 --> 00:31:32,597
I don't want any trouble.
522
00:31:33,348 --> 00:31:36,100
Neither do I. I just want
you to help me with mine.
523
00:31:36,184 --> 00:31:37,384
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, same here.
524
00:31:39,688 --> 00:31:42,315
Well, I'm not a lawyer.
You guys know that, right?
525
00:31:42,398 --> 00:31:46,611
I just said that I would
look over it with her.
526
00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:50,865
But I guess that I can do
that with you guys, too.
527
00:31:50,948 --> 00:31:56,204
So, why don't we set up a time to
talk, or, I guess, times to talk?
528
00:31:56,538 --> 00:31:58,914
Why not now?
No day like today.
529
00:32:03,586 --> 00:32:04,587
Now is really not a good time.
530
00:32:04,713 --> 00:32:06,005
Wow, blanca. Really?
531
00:32:06,088 --> 00:32:07,882
No. I need to look
over everything first,
532
00:32:07,965 --> 00:32:09,342
so why don't you
leave the papers with me.
533
00:32:09,425 --> 00:32:10,506
Okay, well, how about this?
534
00:32:10,552 --> 00:32:11,886
I'm innocent, I was set up.
How about that?
535
00:32:12,011 --> 00:32:13,929
Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in
Jersey when that shit went down.
536
00:32:14,055 --> 00:32:16,725
And, I mean, I may be a thief, but
I'm not an embezzler, you know.
537
00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:18,100
And that guy shot himself.
538
00:32:18,226 --> 00:32:19,686
We should probably look at...
I don't know anybody.
539
00:32:19,769 --> 00:32:21,354
This is my room.
540
00:32:23,105 --> 00:32:24,566
Not a sorority.
541
00:32:26,942 --> 00:32:29,987
I'm sorry. I know how
you feel about guests.
542
00:32:30,071 --> 00:32:33,241
I asked them to leave. They
are looking for legal help.
543
00:32:33,366 --> 00:32:34,784
If you want to
open a law office,
544
00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:37,453
do it someplace else.
Not in my room!
545
00:32:40,790 --> 00:32:41,791
Ladies,
546
00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:43,918
if you don't mind.
547
00:32:45,795 --> 00:32:47,630
Food stamp fraud?
I mean, really,
548
00:32:47,756 --> 00:32:49,591
I was only feeding
starving children.
549
00:32:57,223 --> 00:32:58,224
Yeah.
550
00:33:06,315 --> 00:33:08,317
Did you take care of
that problem of yours?
551
00:33:08,818 --> 00:33:10,278
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
552
00:33:10,445 --> 00:33:11,905
Yeah. It's all good.
553
00:33:16,284 --> 00:33:18,953
Wait, shortie, you want a book
to read, or a step stool?
554
00:33:19,036 --> 00:33:22,832
'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't
steppin' on the Goblet of Fire.
555
00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:24,793
Don't be fuckin'
with Harry Potter.
556
00:33:24,876 --> 00:33:27,921
Now, you could
step up on Ulysses.
557
00:33:28,003 --> 00:33:31,966
Everyone says it's so genius,
but I call it bullshit.
558
00:33:32,091 --> 00:33:33,635
No one wants to go through
all that ramblin'.
559
00:33:33,718 --> 00:33:36,429
Ain't nobody got time for that.
560
00:33:37,305 --> 00:33:39,586
Look at you, you're having a
little Barnes & Nobles moment.
561
00:33:39,599 --> 00:33:42,811
Oh, my bunkie is
hosting Bible study,
562
00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,938
which usually I can tune out,
563
00:33:45,104 --> 00:33:46,481
but once they
started arguing over
564
00:33:46,564 --> 00:33:49,066
who gets raptured first,
I had to go.
565
00:33:49,692 --> 00:33:51,193
Yeah.
566
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:53,112
I am so getting raptured first.
567
00:33:53,195 --> 00:33:54,697
Yeah, I've technically
died on three
568
00:33:54,823 --> 00:33:56,908
separate occasions
and I've met God.
569
00:33:57,575 --> 00:33:58,993
Dude fucking loves me.
570
00:34:00,954 --> 00:34:04,039
I had this roommate,
she was a history major.
571
00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:08,670
She claims that she died
doing a bunch of whip-its
572
00:34:09,128 --> 00:34:10,608
and that an angel
of darkness gave her
573
00:34:10,672 --> 00:34:13,215
all the answers to her Renaissance
final and sent her back.
574
00:34:13,716 --> 00:34:15,802
How'd she do?
I think she got a B.
575
00:34:16,177 --> 00:34:18,429
That's not bad.
Yeah.
576
00:34:18,513 --> 00:34:19,722
What was your major?
577
00:34:20,055 --> 00:34:22,809
Oh, I just lived on campus,
went to parties.
578
00:34:22,892 --> 00:34:25,227
No moolah and no school-ah.
579
00:34:26,228 --> 00:34:30,692
Although sometimes I sat in on classes.
Film classes, free movies.
580
00:34:32,694 --> 00:34:33,862
Is that how you know Chapman?
581
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,450
Kind of.
582
00:34:40,201 --> 00:34:41,703
Look, I've been in
here almost three years.
583
00:34:41,786 --> 00:34:44,330
I thought I saw all the
permutations of runcher theater,
584
00:34:44,413 --> 00:34:46,290
but you two are in
a whole new play.
585
00:34:47,124 --> 00:34:49,502
What the fuck
went on with you outside?
586
00:34:49,919 --> 00:34:51,504
I don't know. Things.
587
00:34:53,882 --> 00:34:54,883
And stuff.
588
00:34:56,384 --> 00:35:00,388
Fine. I'll let my imagination
keep running wild.
589
00:35:00,722 --> 00:35:02,932
Wait, three years? How much
time do you have left?
590
00:35:03,683 --> 00:35:04,642
Two more.
591
00:35:04,726 --> 00:35:06,268
Jesus fuck.
592
00:35:06,895 --> 00:35:07,896
What for?
593
00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:11,399
Drugs, basically.
What do you have?
594
00:35:13,818 --> 00:35:16,237
Counting good time,
subtract the three,
595
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,531
add the one...
A fuckload.
596
00:35:19,615 --> 00:35:20,825
Of shitty time.
597
00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:26,039
With shitty, smelly, farting,
598
00:35:26,121 --> 00:35:29,000
crazy, stupid fucking bitches.
599
00:35:30,334 --> 00:35:32,003
Most of whom fucking hate me.
600
00:35:34,964 --> 00:35:37,967
Yo, should we plan an escape?
601
00:35:39,677 --> 00:35:40,720
Where do you wanna go?
602
00:35:42,430 --> 00:35:46,559
I don't even know anymore.
I used to.
603
00:35:49,938 --> 00:35:51,814
I had grand plans.
604
00:35:53,983 --> 00:35:56,569
Now I can't even get past the
swirling darkness in my brain
605
00:35:56,652 --> 00:36:00,239
long enough to
land on anything.
606
00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:08,581
Oh, man. I was just starting
to like you, Vause.
607
00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:10,625
You gonna go soft on me?
608
00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,967
Oh, fuck. Come here.
609
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,678
It'll be okay, sister.
610
00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:25,939
There's always hope
tomorrow'll be taco night.
611
00:36:26,307 --> 00:36:27,809
Tomorrow's beef and noodles.
612
00:36:29,518 --> 00:36:30,561
Or beef and noodles.
613
00:36:38,945 --> 00:36:39,988
What are you reading?
614
00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:43,616
Oh, I'm going
over Tricia's appeal.
615
00:36:43,699 --> 00:36:46,243
It's a... It's a mess.
616
00:36:46,911 --> 00:36:50,706
I want to say no,
but she really needs help.
617
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:52,792
Is the light bothering you?
618
00:36:53,542 --> 00:36:54,710
The light is fine.
619
00:36:54,836 --> 00:36:55,837
Okay.
620
00:36:57,505 --> 00:37:01,550
Have you ever written anything like this?
An appeal?
621
00:37:02,593 --> 00:37:04,303
I'm really not
sure where to start.
622
00:37:09,851 --> 00:37:13,688
Miss Claudette?
Are you asleep?
623
00:37:15,523 --> 00:37:18,109
Maybe you should stay out
of other people's affairs.
624
00:37:19,568 --> 00:37:22,780
Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt
and actually legible letter
625
00:37:22,864 --> 00:37:25,992
would help her case, you know?
626
00:37:26,075 --> 00:37:27,535
There's always a chance, right?
627
00:37:29,495 --> 00:37:31,164
Hope is a dangerous thing.
628
00:37:33,749 --> 00:37:37,503
You come in here and you tell
me you've come up empty?
629
00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:43,217
No, that's unacceptable.
It's totally unacceptable.
630
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:44,510
You find it.
631
00:37:44,677 --> 00:37:47,596
Sir, shouldn't this
be on Luschek?
632
00:37:48,556 --> 00:37:50,725
It's Luschek's
fault it's missing,
633
00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:54,187
it's your fault
it hasn't been found.
634
00:37:55,021 --> 00:37:57,899
You go easy on these girls
and what happens?
635
00:37:57,982 --> 00:37:59,274
They take advantage.
636
00:37:59,775 --> 00:38:03,487
These women are fucking criminals.
Have you forgotten that?
637
00:38:03,905 --> 00:38:06,240
And don't get me
started on Luschek.
638
00:38:06,365 --> 00:38:08,325
You know how many times
I tried to fire his ass?
639
00:38:08,409 --> 00:38:11,079
Fucking unions were not created
640
00:38:11,162 --> 00:38:12,747
to protect
the drunk and retarded,
641
00:38:12,830 --> 00:38:14,165
yet lookie here.
642
00:38:17,085 --> 00:38:20,004
It's a lot harder to laugh
with a punctured lung.
643
00:38:20,337 --> 00:38:22,297
It goes right between the ribs.
644
00:38:23,424 --> 00:38:24,592
Ticklish, sir.
645
00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:29,388
It can be used to kill a CO.
646
00:38:29,931 --> 00:38:32,600
It's happened before
and it wouldn't surprise me
647
00:38:32,683 --> 00:38:34,936
if it happened again.
648
00:38:35,061 --> 00:38:36,896
Find the fucking screwdriver!
649
00:38:46,655 --> 00:38:48,375
The screwdriver
is still in there.
650
00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:50,243
What?
651
00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:52,411
I tried returning
it to the shop,
652
00:38:52,536 --> 00:38:53,857
but they were
patting people down.
653
00:38:54,122 --> 00:38:55,206
You lied to me?
654
00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:56,290
I was gonna
return it this morning.
655
00:38:56,415 --> 00:38:58,667
I didn't realize that there
was gonna be a sneak attack.
656
00:38:59,418 --> 00:39:00,669
Where is it?
657
00:39:02,463 --> 00:39:03,589
It's under the mattress.
658
00:39:22,483 --> 00:39:23,651
It's clean!
659
00:39:26,487 --> 00:39:28,489
This is a mandatory
bunk inspection.
660
00:39:28,614 --> 00:39:30,775
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
661
00:39:33,535 --> 00:39:36,247
If you have any
information, please come forward.
662
00:39:36,413 --> 00:39:40,293
You're as sick as your secrets, ladies.
Sick as your secrets.
663
00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:43,838
It's gone. I have
no idea where it went.
664
00:39:44,922 --> 00:39:47,133
I'm losing my mind. Jesus!
665
00:39:48,134 --> 00:39:49,343
Am I really going crazy?
666
00:39:50,928 --> 00:39:53,139
Shit. Well,
667
00:39:55,683 --> 00:39:59,436
either way, problem solved.
668
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,481
My problem is solved,
yours has just begun.
669
00:40:03,691 --> 00:40:04,692
What?
670
00:40:04,984 --> 00:40:09,071
You lied to me. That's strike two.
If there's a strike three...
671
00:40:09,197 --> 00:40:12,241
Can you please just cut me
a little bit of slack?
672
00:40:13,201 --> 00:40:14,285
Slack?
673
00:40:14,576 --> 00:40:15,619
Slack!
674
00:40:19,540 --> 00:40:22,251
I have been here for
less than two weeks.
675
00:40:24,003 --> 00:40:27,840
I have been
starved out, felt up,
676
00:40:29,717 --> 00:40:34,138
teased, stalked, threatened,
677
00:40:34,596 --> 00:40:36,724
and called Taylor Swift.
678
00:40:36,849 --> 00:40:39,810
And now, you.
679
00:40:42,437 --> 00:40:44,606
I am doing my best
to learn the ropes.
680
00:40:44,732 --> 00:40:46,650
I really, really am.
681
00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:51,280
The screwdriver
is no longer here.
682
00:40:52,156 --> 00:40:53,836
It cannot
get you in trouble.
683
00:40:55,826 --> 00:40:58,120
I take full responsibility,
684
00:40:58,246 --> 00:41:00,414
and I may be suffering from
short-term memory loss
685
00:41:00,539 --> 00:41:01,582
and I don't know why,
686
00:41:01,665 --> 00:41:04,752
so can you please
just cut me some slack?
687
00:41:07,922 --> 00:41:09,090
Okay?
688
00:41:14,469 --> 00:41:15,429
Okay?
689
00:41:16,597 --> 00:41:18,473
Do you hear what I'm saying?
690
00:41:19,767 --> 00:41:21,852
Everyone must take a shower.
691
00:41:22,603 --> 00:41:27,066
You go in, get undressed,
and bathe now.
692
00:41:28,359 --> 00:41:30,278
What's going on?
693
00:41:30,778 --> 00:41:32,654
Speak up for yourself!
694
00:41:34,365 --> 00:41:35,783
Leave us be.
695
00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:47,795
What happened to you?
696
00:41:52,174 --> 00:41:53,467
You can tell me.
697
00:42:17,866 --> 00:42:20,494
"The world ain't
all sunshine and rainbows
698
00:42:20,661 --> 00:42:22,330
"It's a very mean place
699
00:42:22,413 --> 00:42:25,874
"So you wind up in prison and
everybody's up in your face
700
00:42:26,334 --> 00:42:28,169
"I don't care
how tough you are,
701
00:42:28,294 --> 00:42:30,129
"The world will
beat you to your knees
702
00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,341
"You lay down with dogs,
you wake up with fleas
703
00:42:33,424 --> 00:42:35,676
"Nobody's gonna hit
you harder than life
704
00:42:35,801 --> 00:42:38,471
"Not a guard, not a gangster,
not even your wife
705
00:42:39,596 --> 00:42:45,019
"Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's
no need to sit around and pout
706
00:42:45,144 --> 00:42:47,271
"We gonna open up a booth,
so you can
707
00:42:47,396 --> 00:42:49,606
"Sit and mourn
for your lost youth"
708
00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:52,776
I hope you enjoyed
my original piece.
709
00:42:52,985 --> 00:42:55,529
It was a Taystee delight.
Thank you,
710
00:42:55,654 --> 00:42:58,199
and I bid you all a good night.
711
00:43:00,201 --> 00:43:02,870
Yo, please, that ain't yours!
712
00:43:02,953 --> 00:43:04,538
You stole half that
shit from Rocky VI.
713
00:43:04,663 --> 00:43:07,500
Maybe, but I made it rhyme.
714
00:43:07,582 --> 00:43:08,583
True.
715
00:43:18,511 --> 00:43:20,554
Don't know how you
are with the word stuff,
716
00:43:20,637 --> 00:43:22,431
but "uninvited"
means "not invited."
717
00:43:22,848 --> 00:43:24,392
Yeah, I'm just
using the microwave.
718
00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:25,726
Yeah, right.
719
00:43:27,353 --> 00:43:29,273
I don't want to be
at this lame-ass thing anyway.
720
00:43:30,022 --> 00:43:31,583
And yet you decided
to cook your noodles
721
00:43:31,648 --> 00:43:33,359
right in the middle of it all.
722
00:43:34,735 --> 00:43:37,738
Baby, high school
is high school.
723
00:43:39,407 --> 00:43:40,908
Thanks.
724
00:43:41,033 --> 00:43:44,703
And don't be talking
to me, white girl.
725
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:53,628
You okay?
726
00:43:54,088 --> 00:43:56,673
No. I'm gonna miss you.
727
00:43:57,258 --> 00:43:59,427
And I may be in here
for a little while.
728
00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:02,930
Promise you'll wait for me?
729
00:44:04,306 --> 00:44:06,767
Baby, course I promise.
730
00:44:08,477 --> 00:44:10,396
Don't let Boo
get into your head.
731
00:44:11,564 --> 00:44:12,606
I'm your girl.
732
00:44:21,115 --> 00:44:22,824
Plenty of other pussy in here.
733
00:44:24,618 --> 00:44:25,827
Let it go.
734
00:44:26,703 --> 00:44:27,955
Come on, white girl.
735
00:44:54,356 --> 00:44:55,608
You scared me.
736
00:44:55,690 --> 00:44:58,193
Yeah, I get that a lot.
What? No party for you?
737
00:44:59,027 --> 00:45:00,446
No.
738
00:45:01,989 --> 00:45:03,616
You all right, kitten?
739
00:45:05,451 --> 00:45:07,995
I think I might've gotten Miss
Claudette really mad at me.
740
00:45:09,497 --> 00:45:12,500
Look, you know how some people
have imaginary friends?
741
00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:16,753
I think you might
have imaginary enemies.
742
00:45:19,714 --> 00:45:20,841
What did she say to you?
743
00:45:21,091 --> 00:45:22,050
Miss Claudette?
744
00:45:22,176 --> 00:45:23,885
No, Alex.
745
00:45:24,803 --> 00:45:26,305
Wouldn't you like to know?
746
00:45:26,514 --> 00:45:28,474
Yes, I would.
747
00:45:31,893 --> 00:45:33,521
She said you were a squirter.
748
00:45:35,230 --> 00:45:37,358
I don't... That's...
749
00:45:38,691 --> 00:45:42,821
Once. It happened once. And
it took us both by surprise.
750
00:45:44,156 --> 00:45:45,199
Wow.
751
00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:48,994
I was kidding. But good to know.
Oh!
752
00:45:49,995 --> 00:45:53,040
Whatever they are,
she's keeping your secrets.
753
00:45:53,165 --> 00:45:55,376
But I'll get 'em out of you.
More than once.
754
00:45:57,836 --> 00:46:00,297
Do you think that she'll try
and hurt me in my sleep?
755
00:46:00,548 --> 00:46:01,549
Who, Alex?
756
00:46:01,632 --> 00:46:04,176
No. Miss Claudette.
757
00:46:05,344 --> 00:46:08,347
Miss Claudette was into some
kind of slave-trade shit.
758
00:46:08,430 --> 00:46:11,892
All that murder talk is rumor,
and if you ask me, bullshit.
759
00:46:12,017 --> 00:46:15,062
So unless you're worried she's
gonna harbor you illegally,
760
00:46:15,187 --> 00:46:16,313
I wouldn't sweat it.
761
00:46:20,234 --> 00:46:23,237
Guard Samson, report
to check-in for roll call.
762
00:46:23,612 --> 00:46:25,906
Guard Samson, report to
check-in for roll call.
763
00:46:30,285 --> 00:46:31,406
You didn't come to mail call.
764
00:46:32,246 --> 00:46:33,455
I never get any mail.
765
00:46:33,746 --> 00:46:34,747
You did today.
766
00:46:55,436 --> 00:46:58,105
Hello, Mr. Jones.
I'm from Clean Makers.
767
00:46:58,188 --> 00:47:01,275
The regular girl couldn't
make it, so I'm here.
768
00:47:54,953 --> 00:47:55,996
What are you doing?
769
00:47:56,455 --> 00:47:59,374
Oh, you. I got cake
from Red, so fuck off.
770
00:47:59,832 --> 00:48:01,001
I said, what are you doing?
771
00:48:01,084 --> 00:48:02,043
Mind your own business.
772
00:48:02,169 --> 00:48:03,836
I see those drugs in your hand.
773
00:48:04,004 --> 00:48:06,089
The more you struggle,
the more it will hurt.
774
00:48:06,173 --> 00:48:08,049
Get the fuck off me,
you old bitch!
775
00:48:08,175 --> 00:48:10,803
You can't take away that
girl's shot at getting out.
776
00:48:10,885 --> 00:48:11,844
I don't know what
you're talking about.
777
00:48:11,970 --> 00:48:13,138
Yes, you do!
778
00:48:14,723 --> 00:48:17,892
You will not steal Mercy's
date over a school girl crush!
779
00:48:19,019 --> 00:48:21,188
You can't play with
someone's life like that.
780
00:48:22,690 --> 00:48:23,856
But I love her.
781
00:48:26,151 --> 00:48:27,194
Love
782
00:48:29,196 --> 00:48:30,405
is not an excuse!
783
00:49:08,443 --> 00:49:11,405
I'd like a pair of pliers
and a wire-cutter, please.
784
00:49:21,749 --> 00:49:24,543
Oh, so is that the screwdriver?
785
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:28,088
Lucky for you gals, I found
this thing under the sink.
786
00:49:30,883 --> 00:49:34,553
Now let's all get back
to normal, all right?
787
00:49:34,636 --> 00:49:37,264
Make the lamps work.
Leave me alone.
788
00:49:39,349 --> 00:49:40,392
Have a nice day.
789
00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:56,718
Mercy's leaving.
790
00:51:05,352 --> 00:51:06,520
Come in.
791
00:51:06,645 --> 00:51:07,646
Do you have a second?
792
00:51:08,188 --> 00:51:09,690
No. But you're here now.
793
00:51:11,566 --> 00:51:12,901
I've changed my mind.
794
00:51:16,363 --> 00:51:18,072
I'd like to reopen my case.
795
00:51:25,706 --> 00:51:30,878
Abusive and obscene language
is strictly prohibited under Code 404.
796
00:51:49,730 --> 00:51:50,856
Be good, okay?
797
00:51:56,945 --> 00:51:58,238
Sorry I've been such a dick.
798
00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:02,910
You know, I'm gonna
miss you, little girl.
799
00:52:06,914 --> 00:52:07,956
Black.
800
00:52:17,089 --> 00:52:18,675
Hey, that's enough, ladies.
Break it up.
801
00:52:18,759 --> 00:52:20,886
Come on. Hey, hey!
802
00:52:20,969 --> 00:52:24,180
No tongue-fucking in the
visitation room, you know that.
803
00:52:25,766 --> 00:52:26,767
Love you.
804
00:52:27,434 --> 00:52:28,936
I promise I'm
gonna wait for you.
805
00:52:33,481 --> 00:52:35,025
Bye, guys.
806
00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:40,576
Be good, okay?
807
00:52:57,947 --> 00:53:08,535
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