1 00:01:23,741 --> 00:01:27,126 And now what? You wipe it up, but that does not disinfect. 2 00:01:27,246 --> 00:01:28,664 How are you going to disinfect? 3 00:01:28,746 --> 00:01:30,374 I don't know. I've never cleaned up 4 00:01:30,499 --> 00:01:32,125 another person's pee before. 5 00:01:32,251 --> 00:01:34,211 Quite a privileged life you've led! 6 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:37,755 Yeah, well, now... Now I'm here. 7 00:01:37,881 --> 00:01:40,676 I have to be up in three hours. 8 00:01:40,758 --> 00:01:42,636 I ought to knock you into Tuesday 9 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,930 for bringing that baggage to my house! 10 00:01:45,431 --> 00:01:49,351 Like I asked for this? I don't want this. 11 00:01:49,435 --> 00:01:51,103 I don't know what to do. 12 00:01:51,228 --> 00:01:53,439 About what? You clean the piss! 13 00:01:53,689 --> 00:01:56,442 The piss, the stalker, your anger, 14 00:01:57,568 --> 00:02:01,113 my cluelessness, disinfectant. 15 00:02:01,196 --> 00:02:02,948 There is another person's pee on me, 16 00:02:03,031 --> 00:02:06,452 and I'm not allowed to use the bathroom until the morning. 17 00:02:07,453 --> 00:02:09,580 I have to sleep with stranger pee on me. 18 00:02:09,788 --> 00:02:14,834 Oh, Coo-coo. It's hard for you. Little girl lost. 19 00:02:16,128 --> 00:02:17,796 Claudette, you push the button. 20 00:02:23,093 --> 00:02:25,429 It's called an elevator. 21 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,306 Don't be scared. 22 00:02:28,474 --> 00:02:29,642 C'mon. 23 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,814 It's a magic flying box. 24 00:02:38,317 --> 00:02:39,318 Step in. 25 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,446 Come. 26 00:02:44,782 --> 00:02:48,160 Dee! Where's Dee? Get over here, child. 27 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:53,707 Dee, take off that uniform, put an iron to it, 28 00:02:53,831 --> 00:02:55,833 and if you're not ready to go in five minutes, 29 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:59,421 I'm sending you back on the next boat! Go! 30 00:02:59,505 --> 00:03:02,215 Baptiste, close the door, you're letting all the heat out. 31 00:03:03,841 --> 00:03:05,344 Get in here. 32 00:03:06,762 --> 00:03:08,138 Who's this one? 33 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,516 This is Claudette. 34 00:03:10,932 --> 00:03:13,851 Look at this skinny cat. 35 00:03:13,977 --> 00:03:16,188 Open your mouth. How are your teeth, skinny cat? 36 00:03:17,356 --> 00:03:19,483 I want to go home. 37 00:03:19,983 --> 00:03:23,821 This is your home now. And you will only speak English here. 38 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,740 Understand? Let me hear. 39 00:03:27,115 --> 00:03:28,866 Yes, understanding. 40 00:03:28,992 --> 00:03:29,993 Mmm. 41 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,869 Go in the back and get changed. 42 00:03:31,995 --> 00:03:35,833 Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall. Go on! There's work to do. 43 00:03:36,124 --> 00:03:37,167 Work? 44 00:03:37,376 --> 00:03:42,840 Yes. You'll be working for me until you pay off your parents' debt. 45 00:03:43,215 --> 00:03:45,467 Now get in the back and change your clothes. 46 00:03:50,347 --> 00:03:52,307 How about we feed the cat, Ti Tessa? 47 00:03:52,391 --> 00:03:55,935 Give her a moment to breathe. It's all new. 48 00:03:56,144 --> 00:03:58,230 It's all new! Ah! 49 00:03:58,355 --> 00:04:01,567 You got your money, Baptiste. Why are you still here? 50 00:04:01,734 --> 00:04:05,738 No one makes manje kreyol like you. You cook like home. 51 00:04:06,029 --> 00:04:07,030 Bah! 52 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:09,408 Go in the kitchen, both of you. 53 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,582 I won't let anything bad happen. 54 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:20,043 I promise. 55 00:04:24,256 --> 00:04:28,677 I got mad respect for you, OG. You know, mad props. 56 00:04:30,763 --> 00:04:32,972 Um, can I ask you something? 57 00:04:33,348 --> 00:04:34,767 I don't know, can you? 58 00:04:35,601 --> 00:04:38,812 Yeah. It's just that my girl, Mercy, is getting out, 59 00:04:38,937 --> 00:04:41,337 and I was thinking maybe you could make that cake that you do. 60 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:45,110 Like, the one you made at Easter. That shit was the bomb. 61 00:04:45,193 --> 00:04:48,405 I made it to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. 62 00:04:49,072 --> 00:04:51,324 Well, Mercy be resurrecting up out of here, right? 63 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:52,854 Don't you think that deserve cake? 64 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,913 Are you saying your Mercy is like the good Lord, Jesus? 65 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,876 Did your Mercy die for our sins? I don't think so. 66 00:05:02,294 --> 00:05:03,336 She's my boo. 67 00:05:03,462 --> 00:05:07,507 I'm tired and not in the mood. Go away now. 68 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,972 My friends went a little overboard. 69 00:05:15,432 --> 00:05:18,560 When I first got here, my friends sent me all kind of shit, too. 70 00:05:18,644 --> 00:05:19,812 Enjoy it while it lasts. 71 00:05:20,437 --> 00:05:21,438 Oh. 72 00:05:21,939 --> 00:05:23,732 You got anything sexy in there? 73 00:05:23,816 --> 00:05:26,485 Um, I might have some Nicholson Baker. 74 00:05:26,944 --> 00:05:27,945 Who? 75 00:05:28,069 --> 00:05:29,028 You need to leave. 76 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:32,324 Take some books with you. Educate yourself. 77 00:05:32,574 --> 00:05:33,951 Not that it helped this one. 78 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:38,831 So, what you want? You want some of this, huh? 79 00:05:38,914 --> 00:05:39,997 You like this? 80 00:05:40,624 --> 00:05:43,877 I can make you feel good. That's how much I love my girl. 81 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,463 I'm struck by your devotion. 82 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:49,341 And sick to my stomach, too. Get out! 83 00:05:50,676 --> 00:05:52,845 I'm gonna find something you want, OG. 84 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,554 You keep thinking, I'll keep thinking. 85 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,681 Out! 86 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:01,060 Children. 87 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:07,192 I got a new job assignment. 88 00:06:12,698 --> 00:06:13,740 I don't like mess. 89 00:06:13,866 --> 00:06:15,659 I'm sorry. I'll organize them. 90 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,953 Book mess, piss mess. 91 00:06:18,035 --> 00:06:19,036 I know. 92 00:06:19,162 --> 00:06:20,831 You take care of it or... 93 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,334 Newts! 94 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:30,799 Newts? Where are my newts? Gather. Here. 95 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,092 Newts? 96 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,012 It's his adorable word for newbies. 97 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:36,722 What are you doing? 98 00:06:36,847 --> 00:06:40,726 It's an art piece representing the futility of blue-collar labor 99 00:06:40,809 --> 00:06:42,394 in a technological age. 100 00:06:43,395 --> 00:06:44,521 And vaginas. 101 00:06:46,398 --> 00:06:48,525 Go gather before he yells in your face. 102 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,027 He's got breath like dead things. 103 00:06:57,409 --> 00:06:59,036 Welcome to the electric shop. 104 00:07:00,412 --> 00:07:01,413 Tools are kept here. 105 00:07:02,372 --> 00:07:06,418 If you want a tool, turn in a chit. 106 00:07:07,168 --> 00:07:11,089 Chits have numbers. The numbers are assigned to you. 107 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,593 If the tools go missing, we know who has them, 108 00:07:14,927 --> 00:07:17,596 and your ass is grass. 109 00:07:20,057 --> 00:07:21,016 Demonstration. 110 00:07:21,099 --> 00:07:23,226 You. 111 00:07:25,854 --> 00:07:28,648 My chit number is seven. They all have seven on 'em. 112 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,234 I hand a chit in, I get my tool. 113 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:32,986 I hand the tool back, I get my chit back. 114 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,116 Hey, Rabbit Pearl! 115 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:41,244 Ease back, all right? We're all gonna go numb. 116 00:07:43,246 --> 00:07:44,957 Anyways, simple as that. 117 00:07:45,082 --> 00:07:48,043 Mr. Luschek, I think that there's been a mistake. 118 00:07:48,126 --> 00:07:50,629 I asked to be put in the education program. 119 00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:52,419 Is that right, sweetheart? 120 00:07:52,464 --> 00:07:56,301 Yes. I think I'd be more useful there. I was a TA in college. 121 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:59,638 Oh, what's that, like, "tits" and "ass?" 122 00:08:00,263 --> 00:08:02,808 I'm just saying that I know something about teaching. 123 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:05,310 I don't know the first thing about electrical work. 124 00:08:05,644 --> 00:08:08,814 Uh, repeat after me, "Don't electrocute yourself." 125 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:11,566 "Don't electrocute yourself." 126 00:08:11,942 --> 00:08:13,102 Now you know the first thing. 127 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,655 Here, read this. 128 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:19,866 Then 129 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:23,703 fix this. 130 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,957 The light turns on, you can call it a day. 131 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,374 That goes for all of you newts. 132 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:32,337 Read, fix the lamp, go away. 133 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,548 That's your day, that's your job. 134 00:08:35,674 --> 00:08:39,803 Jobs pay. This is bullshit. 135 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:41,680 You're making 11 cents an hour. 136 00:08:41,805 --> 00:08:43,181 Right. So I could, like, save up 137 00:08:43,306 --> 00:08:45,517 and buy a $6 Pepsi at the company store? 138 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,519 Pepsi, $5.75. 139 00:08:47,602 --> 00:08:49,980 It's bullshit. I ain't picking cotton. 140 00:08:50,188 --> 00:08:52,607 God, you're one of them. 141 00:08:52,691 --> 00:08:53,859 Bet your ass I am. 142 00:08:54,609 --> 00:08:57,988 Fine. Sit in the cage and check out the tools. 143 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,866 In other words, sit on your ass and do nothing all day. 144 00:09:00,949 --> 00:09:02,109 You think you can handle that? 145 00:09:02,701 --> 00:09:05,704 You speakin' my language. That's what I'm talking about. 146 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:20,635 I need a wrench. 147 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:32,022 Voila! The monkey can dance. 148 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:34,399 What'd you call me? 149 00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:37,069 You lose a tool, you go to SHU. 150 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:39,571 Time for my nap. 151 00:09:46,912 --> 00:09:48,371 So you go to that address 152 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:51,374 and you tell them I trained you in my kitchen. 153 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:52,751 They'll pay you shit and work you 154 00:09:52,918 --> 00:09:54,169 like a Chinese on the railroad, 155 00:09:54,252 --> 00:09:55,336 but it's a job. 156 00:09:57,255 --> 00:09:59,382 Red, thank you so much for this. 157 00:10:00,926 --> 00:10:02,552 You don't come back here, all right? 158 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:04,512 That's what I'm hopin'. 159 00:10:04,596 --> 00:10:05,972 I hope so, too. 160 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,058 Most of these girls are in and out so much, 161 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,267 it's like they're fucking the place. 162 00:10:10,769 --> 00:10:13,188 Mercy, can I have your combs? 163 00:10:14,064 --> 00:10:15,565 Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock. 164 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:16,733 How about your muumuu? 165 00:10:17,358 --> 00:10:18,359 Fine. 166 00:10:18,735 --> 00:10:19,945 What about this? 167 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,446 You'll swim in that. 168 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:25,575 I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps. You know, for stretching. 169 00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:27,953 Okay, whatever. 170 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,623 "Whatever?" That's my shirt. I gave you that shirt. 171 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:36,502 Yeah. You gave it to me, so it's mine. 172 00:10:37,254 --> 00:10:39,297 And I can give it to who I want. 173 00:10:40,924 --> 00:10:44,636 Little girl, don't make me go mental on you. 174 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,180 Boo, you don't run me no more. 175 00:10:47,597 --> 00:10:48,598 Hmm. 176 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,143 I know you miss my ass. 177 00:10:51,268 --> 00:10:53,352 But Tricia's been taking real good care of it, 178 00:10:54,395 --> 00:10:56,314 and soon it's walkin' out of here. 179 00:10:57,816 --> 00:10:59,317 Let me look at it. 180 00:11:01,569 --> 00:11:02,988 You might wanna wash it. 181 00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:04,990 Still got some stank on it. 182 00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:06,699 You know, 183 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,411 it's not your ass that I want anymore, 184 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:12,914 it's your back. 185 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,043 Yeah. You better watch it, bitch. 186 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:25,384 What's the drama? 187 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,761 Mercy should know better than to 188 00:11:26,845 --> 00:11:28,847 fuck with Boo this close to her date. 189 00:11:29,681 --> 00:11:32,517 Oh, shit. Well, you think she'll try something? 190 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,435 She stole Shelly's date. 191 00:11:35,187 --> 00:11:36,353 Shelly? 192 00:11:36,437 --> 00:11:38,564 Mrs. Boo, three Mrs. Boos ago. 193 00:11:39,774 --> 00:11:42,610 The week before her date, Boo had some girl jump her. 194 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,155 There was a fight. 195 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,949 Shelly had been growing out her nails, 196 00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:50,202 mauled that girl like a tiger. 197 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,495 Caught two more years down the hill. 198 00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:56,166 Jeez. 199 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,174 "Remove the stand off the body..." 200 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,051 Hey, how about a lunch break, Chapman? 201 00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:09,888 Oh, God. Yes, please. 202 00:12:12,515 --> 00:12:13,516 Thanks. 203 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:14,934 Bologna. 204 00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:23,943 Like your lunch? 205 00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:26,112 Mmm. I'm not complaining. 206 00:12:26,487 --> 00:12:29,615 You learn fast. So, how's it going? 207 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,077 I can't get my lamp to turn on. 208 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,537 Yeah, long day for you. 209 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,874 Well, I, on the other hand, am feeling great job satisfaction. 210 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,417 My hole in the wall goes very deep. 211 00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:44,089 So, how's your mental health? 212 00:12:44,256 --> 00:12:45,340 You know, I can't shake the feeling 213 00:12:45,422 --> 00:12:47,633 that at the end of the day I'm gonna be able to go home. 214 00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:55,016 And, like, in the morning, when I wake up, 215 00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:59,854 there are these few seconds before I realize where I am, 216 00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:03,775 and then I do realize, and I can't breathe. 217 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:09,781 And I wanna cry and throw shit and kill myself. 218 00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:16,162 When does that end? 219 00:13:17,789 --> 00:13:18,915 I'll let you know. 220 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:23,836 Lunch is over, ladies. Back in. 221 00:13:23,962 --> 00:13:25,297 No, but we just sat down. 222 00:13:26,423 --> 00:13:28,841 And now you can get up and get back to work. 223 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,874 Speaking of which, what the fuck 224 00:13:30,885 --> 00:13:31,970 are you doing in there, Nichols? 225 00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:34,222 I'm makin' you a glory hole, Luschek. 226 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,057 Then, by all means, carry on. 227 00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:39,144 Back inside. 228 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,591 Is there a problem? 229 00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,859 Not at all. In fact, I have some good news. 230 00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,486 We could all stand a little good news. 231 00:13:50,155 --> 00:13:53,866 Your case manager called, and there's interest in reopening your case. 232 00:13:55,534 --> 00:14:00,457 Seems to be some immigration law reform, blah-di-blah. 233 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,875 You're being reviewed for potential early release. 234 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:06,921 I don't care to dredge up the past. 235 00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:10,925 This could mean a lot less time. 236 00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:15,888 I appreciate the opportunity, but no, thank you. 237 00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:20,477 It will be a whole lot of aggravation for nothing. 238 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,770 I know how these things go. 239 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,858 Is there anything else? 240 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,487 No. No. 241 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,949 I'll let 'em know your decision. 242 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,871 That's the way it is. You work, you pay off your debt, 243 00:14:40,372 --> 00:14:42,540 then you go off and live your life. Do you understand? 244 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,118 You can wear it with slacks, or with a skirt and tights. 245 00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:48,587 What do you prefer? 246 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:49,922 Skirt. 247 00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:54,469 Okay. It is important that you keep your uniform clean. 248 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:57,347 You can't be trusted to clean a house if you can't keep yourself. 249 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,098 Yes, Miss Claudette. 250 00:14:59,224 --> 00:15:01,434 When you go to people's homes, you will be polite, 251 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,978 and clean, and respectful. 252 00:15:04,062 --> 00:15:06,689 No foolishness, no laziness. 253 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,775 And it's, "Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir." 254 00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:11,861 No back talk, understood? 255 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,779 Speak up, child. 256 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,323 Sorry. Yes, ma'am. 257 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,741 Good. 258 00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:17,992 Put your things away 259 00:15:18,076 --> 00:15:21,246 and come into the kitchen for some food when you've settled in. 260 00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:27,585 Baptiste! 261 00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:28,878 Oh! 262 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,508 You were gone long this trip. 263 00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:34,759 Too long. 264 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,303 I brought something for you. 265 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,218 You know I don't like gifts. 266 00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:41,640 Everyone likes gifts, even you. 267 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,935 Mangoes! 268 00:15:45,937 --> 00:15:47,021 Thank you. 269 00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:49,023 They're my favorites. 270 00:15:49,274 --> 00:15:50,316 I know that. 271 00:15:53,694 --> 00:15:54,987 Hey... 272 00:15:55,947 --> 00:15:57,532 Claudette, I got married. 273 00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:01,369 Oh. 274 00:16:05,123 --> 00:16:06,207 Congratulations. 275 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,251 She's here. 276 00:16:08,585 --> 00:16:10,465 She's here? What do you mean, she's here? Where? 277 00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:13,756 Josephine, come here. 278 00:16:17,469 --> 00:16:18,928 Hello. Bonjour. 279 00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:21,931 Claudette, this is Josephine. 280 00:16:23,641 --> 00:16:26,478 Come in, please. So nice to meet you. 281 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,147 Can I get you something to drink? 282 00:16:29,272 --> 00:16:30,565 Yes, that would be wonderful. 283 00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:32,525 Orange juice? Perfect. 284 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:36,070 I'll get it. Claudette, sit down. 285 00:16:41,451 --> 00:16:42,494 Can I get you a malta? 286 00:16:42,577 --> 00:16:44,496 Uh, yes, thank you. In the icebox. 287 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,169 My husband speaks of you often. 288 00:16:51,503 --> 00:16:54,964 Yes. We've been friends a long time. 289 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,181 I don't know how you've done it all these years. 290 00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:58,676 Done what? 291 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,178 Oh, taken in these children when 292 00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:02,013 you couldn't have children of your own. 293 00:17:02,096 --> 00:17:03,640 It must be so difficult. 294 00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:07,185 I've made my peace with it. 295 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,189 "Put the body in the base and..." 296 00:17:12,315 --> 00:17:14,984 And turn it... All right. 297 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,194 Okay. 298 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,445 Ow! 299 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,199 Aw, it's like free shock therapy. 300 00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:24,536 You might lose your short-term memory, but it's a sweet escape. 301 00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,496 Work's done. Wrap it up, ladies. 302 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,289 I couldn't make my lamp work. 303 00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:30,082 You'll try again tomorrow. But you said... 304 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:32,585 I say a lot of shit, then I wanna go home. 305 00:17:33,169 --> 00:17:35,129 So, clean up, return your tools. 306 00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,299 Uh-uh. 307 00:17:38,383 --> 00:17:40,552 You get out of the cage when all the tools are back in. 308 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:46,098 Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw some shit at you, cracker. 309 00:17:47,975 --> 00:17:49,227 Hit the floor, ladies. 310 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,310 What the hell is going on? 311 00:17:50,395 --> 00:17:52,397 When the alarm goes off, you have to lay face-down on the ground. 312 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,773 Why? Because the white man said so. 313 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:55,900 She's right. 314 00:17:58,403 --> 00:18:00,196 False alarm, false alarm. 315 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:04,075 Some rookie thought it was a light switch. Back to stat. 316 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,410 Copy that. 317 00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:38,610 It was called off. What? 318 00:18:38,735 --> 00:18:41,654 You can get up. False alarm. Everything is fine. 319 00:18:41,779 --> 00:18:42,988 That alarm scared me. 320 00:18:43,114 --> 00:18:45,032 Yeah. It's loud. 321 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,580 I'm trying to stop smoking. My buddy says that this helps. 322 00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:53,791 Menthols were my thing. 323 00:18:53,874 --> 00:18:55,334 Newports. 324 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,378 Still jonesin'. 325 00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:02,049 Can I try some? 326 00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:04,552 Um, I guess if... 327 00:19:06,887 --> 00:19:08,765 You can trust me, I'm not gonna tell anyone. 328 00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:18,691 Where do you put it? Like, underneath your tongue or... 329 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:21,152 Between your lip and your lower front teeth. 330 00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:22,403 Okay. Just... 331 00:19:22,487 --> 00:19:23,488 Here. 332 00:19:32,455 --> 00:19:33,623 That's disgusting. 333 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,836 That's horrible. 334 00:19:39,671 --> 00:19:43,466 Thanks. Sorry. I didn't like that. 335 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,469 It's gross, I know. I shouldn't really do it either. 336 00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:51,158 You got a little between your two teeth. 337 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,684 Oh. 338 00:19:52,809 --> 00:19:57,896 No, the other two, but also those. It's in all your teeth. 339 00:19:58,523 --> 00:19:59,844 Wait, hold on. What are you doing? 340 00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:03,820 Would you use it as a toothpick and... 341 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,197 Would you? Just... 342 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,699 Yeah. 343 00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:17,875 Come on, this is ridiculous. The screwdriver is missing? 344 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,127 Someone's gotta have it. I don't know. 345 00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:24,841 Where's the list of names? 346 00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:26,718 What do you mean? 347 00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:28,636 I told you for every chit that comes in, 348 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,846 there has to be a name written down. 349 00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:31,472 You did not tell me that. 350 00:20:31,556 --> 00:20:33,516 You told me to take the chit, give the tool, 351 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,185 get the tool back, give back the chit. 352 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,395 I fucking did that. 353 00:20:37,687 --> 00:20:38,937 Who the hell has it? 354 00:20:39,564 --> 00:20:41,691 I don't know... God! 355 00:20:45,403 --> 00:20:47,739 Fuck! 356 00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:53,870 A screwdriver is considered a deadly weapon. 357 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:58,750 That is another five years on your sentence 358 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,669 if you are caught with it in your possession. 359 00:21:01,753 --> 00:21:04,338 I don't like being threatened for something I didn't do. 360 00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:10,094 No. I'm not threatening you, I'm informing you of the facts. 361 00:21:10,428 --> 00:21:14,139 Sounds like a threat to me. I already told you, I don't have it. 362 00:21:14,265 --> 00:21:16,768 I put her in charge of the tools, it's her fault. 363 00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:20,438 Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the buck on me, it's your fuckin' job. 364 00:21:20,521 --> 00:21:22,231 I'm just a monkey in a cage, remember? 365 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,566 Oh, no, no, I think that she means her... 366 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:26,068 No, I don't need you translating for me, Honey Boo Boo. 367 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,445 Be quiet! 368 00:21:28,237 --> 00:21:30,531 If you had done your job correctly, 369 00:21:30,615 --> 00:21:33,325 we would know who is responsible for this theft. 370 00:21:34,368 --> 00:21:35,787 I want all these women searched. 371 00:21:35,912 --> 00:21:37,622 I don't know about these other bitches, 372 00:21:37,705 --> 00:21:40,458 but no man-guard is patting me down and coppin' a feel. 373 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:43,294 Of course, as is your right. 374 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:47,465 Donaldson, take her down to SHU and let her wait there 375 00:21:47,632 --> 00:21:50,301 until we can find a female officer to 376 00:21:50,426 --> 00:21:53,053 conduct a thorough, thorough search. 377 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,180 Don't touch me, I can walk out myself. 378 00:21:55,306 --> 00:21:57,558 Yo, motherfucker is a drunk! 379 00:21:57,642 --> 00:22:01,813 Yo, smell his breath! Yo, motherfucker is a drunk! 380 00:22:04,106 --> 00:22:07,359 Anyone else have a problem with a male officer? 381 00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:13,658 If you cooperate, it tells me you have nothing to hide. 382 00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:18,913 If you know who took this weapon and do not speak up, 383 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:23,709 you will be considered an accomplice and charged accordingly. 384 00:22:36,514 --> 00:22:39,851 If your memory is jogged, you all know where my office is. 385 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,108 Yep, they're good. 386 00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:51,027 Everyone return to camp, report back here tomorrow. 387 00:22:51,153 --> 00:22:54,030 Jesus Christ, that was scary. Did he touch your tit? 388 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,200 Cupped my ass. Who do you think took it? 389 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:01,956 Someone's going down for this. 390 00:23:13,718 --> 00:23:15,720 You think your angry friend, Janae, took it? 391 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,620 I wouldn't say that she's my friend. 392 00:23:17,638 --> 00:23:20,016 I say, "Hi," she says, "Shut the fuck up." 393 00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:21,934 I say, "Hey, how's it going?" 394 00:23:22,058 --> 00:23:24,896 She sucks her teeth, maybe calls me "bitch" 395 00:23:24,979 --> 00:23:26,814 or "you Taylor Swift-ass motherfucker." 396 00:23:26,898 --> 00:23:28,900 We're on our way. 397 00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:31,465 That's just fucking racist, you look nothing like Taylor Swift. 398 00:23:31,527 --> 00:23:34,070 We do not all look alike, despite what they think. 399 00:23:36,072 --> 00:23:37,575 Is SHU really that bad? 400 00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:42,872 It's just like the Hamptons, only fucking horrible. 401 00:23:43,581 --> 00:23:45,290 Okay, yeah, that was a dumb question. 402 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:50,671 A lady next door to me in there ate a rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her. 403 00:23:51,422 --> 00:23:55,885 So, she bit it back, and back, and back. 404 00:23:56,092 --> 00:23:57,093 Hey. 405 00:23:57,762 --> 00:23:59,597 Hey, brain, I wanna ask you something. 406 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,266 Okay. 407 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,019 What is this? 408 00:24:05,101 --> 00:24:06,562 A letter to request an appeal. 409 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,230 I need to get out, 410 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:10,594 'cause my girlfriend's getting out and I gotta be with her. 411 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:13,485 Frankly, I can't wait for that screamer to hit the bricks. 412 00:24:15,613 --> 00:24:19,283 I'm not so good with words, and you read everything and shit, 413 00:24:19,408 --> 00:24:20,451 so you'll help me out? 414 00:24:21,786 --> 00:24:23,913 Sure, yeah. I'll take a look at it. 415 00:24:28,459 --> 00:24:29,627 What? 416 00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:31,420 Happy hour. Who's up for margaritas? 417 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,589 Last time I drank tequila, I woke up in Weehawken. 418 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:35,424 Yeah, isn't that where you're from? 419 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:36,508 Fucking shithole. 420 00:24:36,634 --> 00:24:38,010 Yeah, well, Piper loves tequila. 421 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,597 I gotta go. 422 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,058 What? Afraid I'll tell them the pork chop story? 423 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:46,560 Yeah, this is fuckin' weird, okay? 424 00:24:46,727 --> 00:24:50,146 I have a pork chop story, too. You go first. 425 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,359 They're under the bed. 426 00:24:54,485 --> 00:24:55,486 What? 427 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,990 Your books. I don't like clutter. 428 00:24:59,115 --> 00:25:01,784 Yeah. No, clutter's the worst. 429 00:25:02,118 --> 00:25:03,744 You get hit on the head today? 430 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:05,329 Okay. 431 00:25:08,457 --> 00:25:11,335 Yo! Dump your shit, they're doing a sweep. 432 00:25:14,505 --> 00:25:15,506 My God. 433 00:25:15,673 --> 00:25:16,674 What did you do? 434 00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:18,717 I don't know. I literally... I do not know. 435 00:25:18,843 --> 00:25:21,303 It was a mistake. I can't believe... Fuck! Fuck! 436 00:25:21,846 --> 00:25:24,515 Outside! Both of you. 437 00:25:26,851 --> 00:25:29,436 This is a mandatory random bunk inspection. 438 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,721 I need to thoroughly search your cubicle for contraband. 439 00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:17,651 All clear. 440 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,616 What were you thinking? 441 00:26:24,742 --> 00:26:25,701 My sweatshirt was outside. 442 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:27,411 I don't remember putting it in my pocket. 443 00:26:27,494 --> 00:26:30,330 Maybe I am losing my memory. Jesus. 444 00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,655 No, I'll just tell them the truth. I'll just give it back. 445 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:34,001 You can't do that! Why? 446 00:26:34,085 --> 00:26:36,252 Because here they don't believe the truth. 447 00:26:36,336 --> 00:26:38,756 They'll throw you in SHU and me as an accomplice. 448 00:26:40,091 --> 00:26:42,176 What should I do? Should I just... Should I dump it in the yard? 449 00:26:42,384 --> 00:26:45,303 Suppose some nut job, like your peeing admirer, 450 00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:48,390 were to find it and stab your tall girlfriend in the eye. 451 00:26:49,016 --> 00:26:50,392 It would come back to you, and you 452 00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:51,852 would be an accomplice to murder. 453 00:26:51,936 --> 00:26:57,273 If you ever want to go home, get that screwdriver back on that wall. 454 00:26:58,776 --> 00:26:59,902 All clear! 455 00:27:09,703 --> 00:27:10,704 Place looks like crap. 456 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,457 We're lucky they're letting us set up at all, after the raid. 457 00:27:13,707 --> 00:27:15,308 Would you get more over on the left side? 458 00:27:16,794 --> 00:27:18,378 'Cause that'll really make it more festive? 459 00:27:19,964 --> 00:27:21,882 All we need now is a pinata full of rats. 460 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,593 You know what, stretch? Your ass 461 00:27:24,718 --> 00:27:26,470 just got uninvited. Thanks for the help. 462 00:27:27,763 --> 00:27:30,975 Oh, shit. I just got uninvited to the most depressing party ever. 463 00:27:32,101 --> 00:27:34,352 What will I do now to make me not wanna kill myself? 464 00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:37,815 She's kind of right. 465 00:27:38,774 --> 00:27:41,193 This is more depressing than a Tori Amos cover band. 466 00:27:41,317 --> 00:27:43,821 Look, when in Rome, use what you got. 467 00:27:43,946 --> 00:27:44,989 Unless what you got ain't enough 468 00:27:45,114 --> 00:27:46,949 to keep your woman. Reflect, yo. 469 00:27:48,242 --> 00:27:50,242 Chapman's writing my appeal, and she's hella smart, 470 00:27:50,244 --> 00:27:51,536 so I'm gonna be out of here soon. 471 00:27:52,746 --> 00:27:54,498 With Mercy, my girl. 472 00:27:54,665 --> 00:27:56,792 Wigga, please. 473 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,961 Mercy gonna dump your ass the second she gets out of here. 474 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:00,796 She likes new, shiny things. 475 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:04,133 And out of here, you are as dull as an old pencil, 476 00:28:04,758 --> 00:28:06,802 with saggy tits and a fucked-up tattoo on its neck. 477 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:12,390 Oh, Butchy, face it. I win, you lose. She hates you. She loves me. 478 00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:15,644 Yeah. And she "loved" me, too. 479 00:28:16,478 --> 00:28:20,356 For two whole years, and then she dropped my butch ass for you. 480 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,067 And if you don't think that's the way she do, 481 00:28:22,193 --> 00:28:24,528 then you are dumber than you look, which is pretty fuckin' dumb, 482 00:28:24,653 --> 00:28:25,821 'cause you look like your relatives have been 483 00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,405 fucking each other for generations. 484 00:28:28,364 --> 00:28:31,327 Yeah, she'll do the same to you. 485 00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:35,206 That girl was raised by animals, she don't know how to love. 486 00:28:36,373 --> 00:28:38,334 Yeah? Well, you're fat. 487 00:28:41,212 --> 00:28:44,215 Oh, you got me. 488 00:29:04,693 --> 00:29:08,613 Hey, Dandelion! I've been missin' on you. 489 00:29:09,823 --> 00:29:14,995 Hey, don't be ignoring me now. I do like I do. 490 00:29:15,412 --> 00:29:18,456 Don't be mad at me, Dandelion. I'm sorry. 491 00:29:22,669 --> 00:29:24,069 Just don't make me angry, all right? 492 00:29:24,755 --> 00:29:27,341 You don't wanna see me when I'm angry. 493 00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:32,263 So I drank a lot of water! 494 00:29:32,346 --> 00:29:33,389 Oh, my God. 495 00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,935 Oh, Mr. Healy. Do you mind if I talk to you for a second? 496 00:29:38,018 --> 00:29:40,771 Chapman, I don't wanna hear about the job thing. 497 00:29:41,438 --> 00:29:45,609 I put you in Electric because there's toxic mold in the GED room. 498 00:29:45,692 --> 00:29:48,570 The education program has been suspended. 499 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:49,780 That's life. Deal with it. 500 00:29:50,281 --> 00:29:53,700 The... I... That's actually, that's not um, what I... 501 00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:57,454 I actually wanted to thank you. 502 00:29:58,830 --> 00:29:59,915 Okay. 503 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:01,666 Great. That's great. 504 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:06,588 You wanted to thank me? 505 00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:11,302 Yes. Yeah. I mean, I haven't... 506 00:30:12,136 --> 00:30:13,971 I haven't quite figured it out yet, 507 00:30:14,054 --> 00:30:16,140 but I'm gonna be able to rewire a lamp. 508 00:30:18,058 --> 00:30:21,519 Soon. And I'm very excited about that. 509 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:27,901 I've always felt that I lacked practical skills in life and... 510 00:30:28,986 --> 00:30:29,987 I don't know. 511 00:30:30,321 --> 00:30:31,488 Are you okay, Chapman? 512 00:30:34,283 --> 00:30:36,124 No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm just, I'm just tired. 513 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,162 I hear there was a problem in your shop. 514 00:30:38,454 --> 00:30:40,122 I hope you're staying clear of trouble. 515 00:30:40,622 --> 00:30:44,751 Of course, of course, of course. Yeah. 516 00:30:45,961 --> 00:30:47,463 I'm sure they'll find the culprit. 517 00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:51,842 That's great. I gotta go. Thank you for everything. 518 00:31:21,538 --> 00:31:23,665 Heard you were helping Tricia with a letter. 519 00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:29,129 Oh, I just said that I would look at it with her. I don't... 520 00:31:29,213 --> 00:31:30,297 I don't want any trouble. 521 00:31:31,048 --> 00:31:33,800 Neither do I. I just want you to help me with mine. 522 00:31:33,884 --> 00:31:35,084 Yeah, me, too. Yeah, same here. 523 00:31:37,388 --> 00:31:40,015 Well, I'm not a lawyer. You guys know that, right? 524 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:44,311 I just said that I would look over it with her. 525 00:31:46,063 --> 00:31:48,565 But I guess that I can do that with you guys, too. 526 00:31:48,648 --> 00:31:53,904 So, why don't we set up a time to talk, or, I guess, times to talk? 527 00:31:54,238 --> 00:31:56,614 Why not now? No day like today. 528 00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:02,287 Now is really not a good time. 529 00:32:02,413 --> 00:32:03,705 Wow, blanca. Really? 530 00:32:03,788 --> 00:32:05,582 No. I need to look over everything first, 531 00:32:05,665 --> 00:32:07,042 so why don't you leave the papers with me. 532 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,206 Okay, well, how about this? 533 00:32:08,252 --> 00:32:09,586 I'm innocent, I was set up. How about that? 534 00:32:09,711 --> 00:32:11,629 Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in Jersey when that shit went down. 535 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,425 And, I mean, I may be a thief, but I'm not an embezzler, you know. 536 00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:15,800 And that guy shot himself. 537 00:32:15,926 --> 00:32:17,386 We should probably look at... I don't know anybody. 538 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,054 This is my room. 539 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:22,266 Not a sorority. 540 00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:27,687 I'm sorry. I know how you feel about guests. 541 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:30,941 I asked them to leave. They are looking for legal help. 542 00:32:31,066 --> 00:32:32,484 If you want to open a law office, 543 00:32:32,609 --> 00:32:35,153 do it someplace else. Not in my room! 544 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,491 Ladies, 545 00:32:40,617 --> 00:32:41,618 if you don't mind. 546 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,330 Food stamp fraud? I mean, really, 547 00:32:45,456 --> 00:32:47,291 I was only feeding starving children. 548 00:32:54,923 --> 00:32:55,924 Yeah. 549 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,017 Did you take care of that problem of yours? 550 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,978 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 551 00:33:08,145 --> 00:33:09,605 Yeah. It's all good. 552 00:33:13,984 --> 00:33:16,653 Wait, shortie, you want a book to read, or a step stool? 553 00:33:16,736 --> 00:33:20,532 'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't steppin' on the Goblet of Fire. 554 00:33:20,657 --> 00:33:22,493 Don't be fuckin' with Harry Potter. 555 00:33:22,576 --> 00:33:25,621 Now, you could step up on Ulysses. 556 00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:29,666 Everyone says it's so genius, but I call it bullshit. 557 00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:31,335 No one wants to go through all that ramblin'. 558 00:33:31,418 --> 00:33:34,129 Ain't nobody got time for that. 559 00:33:35,005 --> 00:33:37,286 Look at you, you're having a little Barnes & Nobles moment. 560 00:33:37,299 --> 00:33:40,511 Oh, my bunkie is hosting Bible study, 561 00:33:40,677 --> 00:33:42,638 which usually I can tune out, 562 00:33:42,804 --> 00:33:44,181 but once they started arguing over 563 00:33:44,264 --> 00:33:46,766 who gets raptured first, I had to go. 564 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:48,893 Yeah. 565 00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:50,812 I am so getting raptured first. 566 00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,397 Yeah, I've technically died on three 567 00:33:52,523 --> 00:33:54,608 separate occasions and I've met God. 568 00:33:55,275 --> 00:33:56,693 Dude fucking loves me. 569 00:33:58,654 --> 00:34:01,739 I had this roommate, she was a history major. 570 00:34:02,616 --> 00:34:06,370 She claims that she died doing a bunch of whip-its 571 00:34:06,828 --> 00:34:08,308 and that an angel of darkness gave her 572 00:34:08,372 --> 00:34:10,915 all the answers to her Renaissance final and sent her back. 573 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,502 How'd she do? I think she got a B. 574 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,129 That's not bad. Yeah. 575 00:34:16,213 --> 00:34:17,422 What was your major? 576 00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:20,509 Oh, I just lived on campus, went to parties. 577 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,927 No moolah and no school-ah. 578 00:34:23,928 --> 00:34:28,392 Although sometimes I sat in on classes. Film classes, free movies. 579 00:34:30,394 --> 00:34:31,562 Is that how you know Chapman? 580 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,150 Kind of. 581 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,403 Look, I've been in here almost three years. 582 00:34:39,486 --> 00:34:42,030 I thought I saw all the permutations of runcher theater, 583 00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:43,990 but you two are in a whole new play. 584 00:34:44,824 --> 00:34:47,202 What the fuck went on with you outside? 585 00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,204 I don't know. Things. 586 00:34:51,582 --> 00:34:52,583 And stuff. 587 00:34:54,084 --> 00:34:58,088 Fine. I'll let my imagination keep running wild. 588 00:34:58,422 --> 00:35:00,632 Wait, three years? How much time do you have left? 589 00:35:01,383 --> 00:35:02,342 Two more. 590 00:35:02,426 --> 00:35:03,968 Jesus fuck. 591 00:35:04,595 --> 00:35:05,596 What for? 592 00:35:06,430 --> 00:35:09,099 Drugs, basically. What do you have? 593 00:35:11,518 --> 00:35:13,937 Counting good time, subtract the three, 594 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:16,231 add the one... A fuckload. 595 00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:18,525 Of shitty time. 596 00:35:19,610 --> 00:35:23,739 With shitty, smelly, farting, 597 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:26,700 crazy, stupid fucking bitches. 598 00:35:28,034 --> 00:35:29,703 Most of whom fucking hate me. 599 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:35,667 Yo, should we plan an escape? 600 00:35:37,377 --> 00:35:38,420 Where do you wanna go? 601 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:44,259 I don't even know anymore. I used to. 602 00:35:47,638 --> 00:35:49,514 I had grand plans. 603 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:54,269 Now I can't even get past the swirling darkness in my brain 604 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:57,939 long enough to land on anything. 605 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:06,281 Oh, man. I was just starting to like you, Vause. 606 00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:08,325 You gonna go soft on me? 607 00:36:13,830 --> 00:36:16,667 Oh, fuck. Come here. 608 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,378 It'll be okay, sister. 609 00:36:21,838 --> 00:36:23,639 There's always hope tomorrow'll be taco night. 610 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:25,509 Tomorrow's beef and noodles. 611 00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,261 Or beef and noodles. 612 00:36:36,645 --> 00:36:37,688 What are you reading? 613 00:36:38,855 --> 00:36:41,316 Oh, I'm going over Tricia's appeal. 614 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:43,943 It's a... It's a mess. 615 00:36:44,611 --> 00:36:48,406 I want to say no, but she really needs help. 616 00:36:49,366 --> 00:36:50,492 Is the light bothering you? 617 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:52,410 The light is fine. 618 00:36:52,536 --> 00:36:53,537 Okay. 619 00:36:55,205 --> 00:36:59,250 Have you ever written anything like this? An appeal? 620 00:37:00,293 --> 00:37:02,003 I'm really not sure where to start. 621 00:37:07,551 --> 00:37:11,388 Miss Claudette? Are you asleep? 622 00:37:13,223 --> 00:37:15,809 Maybe you should stay out of other people's affairs. 623 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:20,480 Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt and actually legible letter 624 00:37:20,564 --> 00:37:23,692 would help her case, you know? 625 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:25,235 There's always a chance, right? 626 00:37:27,195 --> 00:37:28,864 Hope is a dangerous thing. 627 00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:35,203 You come in here and you tell me you've come up empty? 628 00:37:35,912 --> 00:37:40,917 No, that's unacceptable. It's totally unacceptable. 629 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,210 You find it. 630 00:37:42,377 --> 00:37:45,296 Sir, shouldn't this be on Luschek? 631 00:37:46,256 --> 00:37:48,425 It's Luschek's fault it's missing, 632 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:51,887 it's your fault it hasn't been found. 633 00:37:52,721 --> 00:37:55,599 You go easy on these girls and what happens? 634 00:37:55,682 --> 00:37:56,974 They take advantage. 635 00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:01,187 These women are fucking criminals. Have you forgotten that? 636 00:38:01,605 --> 00:38:03,940 And don't get me started on Luschek. 637 00:38:04,065 --> 00:38:06,025 You know how many times I tried to fire his ass? 638 00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,779 Fucking unions were not created 639 00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:10,447 to protect the drunk and retarded, 640 00:38:10,530 --> 00:38:11,865 yet lookie here. 641 00:38:14,785 --> 00:38:17,704 It's a lot harder to laugh with a punctured lung. 642 00:38:18,037 --> 00:38:19,997 It goes right between the ribs. 643 00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:22,292 Ticklish, sir. 644 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:27,088 It can be used to kill a CO. 645 00:38:27,631 --> 00:38:30,300 It's happened before and it wouldn't surprise me 646 00:38:30,383 --> 00:38:32,636 if it happened again. 647 00:38:32,761 --> 00:38:34,596 Find the fucking screwdriver! 648 00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,075 The screwdriver is still in there. 649 00:38:46,650 --> 00:38:47,943 What? 650 00:38:48,819 --> 00:38:50,111 I tried returning it to the shop, 651 00:38:50,236 --> 00:38:51,557 but they were patting people down. 652 00:38:51,822 --> 00:38:52,906 You lied to me? 653 00:38:52,989 --> 00:38:53,990 I was gonna return it this morning. 654 00:38:54,115 --> 00:38:56,367 I didn't realize that there was gonna be a sneak attack. 655 00:38:57,118 --> 00:38:58,369 Where is it? 656 00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:01,289 It's under the mattress. 657 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,351 It's clean! 658 00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,189 This is a mandatory bunk inspection. 659 00:39:26,314 --> 00:39:28,475 I need to thoroughly search your cubicle for contraband. 660 00:39:31,235 --> 00:39:33,947 If you have any information, please come forward. 661 00:39:34,113 --> 00:39:37,993 You're as sick as your secrets, ladies. Sick as your secrets. 662 00:39:38,869 --> 00:39:41,538 It's gone. I have no idea where it went. 663 00:39:42,622 --> 00:39:44,833 I'm losing my mind. Jesus! 664 00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:47,043 Am I really going crazy? 665 00:39:48,628 --> 00:39:50,839 Shit. Well, 666 00:39:53,383 --> 00:39:57,136 either way, problem solved. 667 00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:00,181 My problem is solved, yours has just begun. 668 00:40:01,391 --> 00:40:02,392 What? 669 00:40:02,684 --> 00:40:06,771 You lied to me. That's strike two. If there's a strike three... 670 00:40:06,897 --> 00:40:09,941 Can you please just cut me a little bit of slack? 671 00:40:10,901 --> 00:40:11,985 Slack? 672 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:13,319 Slack! 673 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,951 I have been here for less than two weeks. 674 00:40:21,703 --> 00:40:25,540 I have been starved out, felt up, 675 00:40:27,417 --> 00:40:31,838 teased, stalked, threatened, 676 00:40:32,296 --> 00:40:34,424 and called Taylor Swift. 677 00:40:34,549 --> 00:40:37,510 And now, you. 678 00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:42,306 I am doing my best to learn the ropes. 679 00:40:42,432 --> 00:40:44,350 I really, really am. 680 00:40:45,810 --> 00:40:48,980 The screwdriver is no longer here. 681 00:40:49,856 --> 00:40:51,536 It cannot get you in trouble. 682 00:40:53,526 --> 00:40:55,820 I take full responsibility, 683 00:40:55,946 --> 00:40:58,114 and I may be suffering from short-term memory loss 684 00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,282 and I don't know why, 685 00:40:59,365 --> 00:41:02,452 so can you please just cut me some slack? 686 00:41:05,622 --> 00:41:06,790 Okay? 687 00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:13,129 Okay? 688 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:16,173 Do you hear what I'm saying? 689 00:41:17,467 --> 00:41:19,552 Everyone must take a shower. 690 00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:24,766 You go in, get undressed, and bathe now. 691 00:41:26,059 --> 00:41:27,978 What's going on? 692 00:41:28,478 --> 00:41:30,354 Speak up for yourself! 693 00:41:32,065 --> 00:41:33,483 Leave us be. 694 00:41:44,410 --> 00:41:45,495 What happened to you? 695 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:51,167 You can tell me. 696 00:42:15,566 --> 00:42:18,194 "The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows 697 00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:20,030 "It's a very mean place 698 00:42:20,113 --> 00:42:23,574 "So you wind up in prison and everybody's up in your face 699 00:42:24,034 --> 00:42:25,869 "I don't care how tough you are, 700 00:42:25,994 --> 00:42:27,829 "The world will beat you to your knees 701 00:42:28,038 --> 00:42:31,041 "You lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas 702 00:42:31,124 --> 00:42:33,376 "Nobody's gonna hit you harder than life 703 00:42:33,501 --> 00:42:36,171 "Not a guard, not a gangster, not even your wife 704 00:42:37,296 --> 00:42:42,719 "Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's no need to sit around and pout 705 00:42:42,844 --> 00:42:44,971 "We gonna open up a booth, so you can 706 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:47,306 "Sit and mourn for your lost youth" 707 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,476 I hope you enjoyed my original piece. 708 00:42:50,685 --> 00:42:53,229 It was a Taystee delight. Thank you, 709 00:42:53,354 --> 00:42:55,899 and I bid you all a good night. 710 00:42:57,901 --> 00:43:00,570 Yo, please, that ain't yours! 711 00:43:00,653 --> 00:43:02,238 You stole half that shit from Rocky VI. 712 00:43:02,363 --> 00:43:05,200 Maybe, but I made it rhyme. 713 00:43:05,282 --> 00:43:06,283 True. 714 00:43:16,211 --> 00:43:18,254 Don't know how you are with the word stuff, 715 00:43:18,337 --> 00:43:20,131 but "uninvited" means "not invited." 716 00:43:20,548 --> 00:43:22,092 Yeah, I'm just using the microwave. 717 00:43:22,258 --> 00:43:23,426 Yeah, right. 718 00:43:25,053 --> 00:43:26,973 I don't want to be at this lame-ass thing anyway. 719 00:43:27,722 --> 00:43:29,283 And yet you decided to cook your noodles 720 00:43:29,348 --> 00:43:31,059 right in the middle of it all. 721 00:43:32,435 --> 00:43:35,438 Baby, high school is high school. 722 00:43:37,107 --> 00:43:38,608 Thanks. 723 00:43:38,733 --> 00:43:42,403 And don't be talking to me, white girl. 724 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,328 You okay? 725 00:43:51,788 --> 00:43:54,373 No. I'm gonna miss you. 726 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:57,127 And I may be in here for a little while. 727 00:43:59,295 --> 00:44:00,630 Promise you'll wait for me? 728 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:04,467 Baby, course I promise. 729 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:08,096 Don't let Boo get into your head. 730 00:44:09,264 --> 00:44:10,306 I'm your girl. 731 00:44:18,815 --> 00:44:20,524 Plenty of other pussy in here. 732 00:44:22,318 --> 00:44:23,527 Let it go. 733 00:44:24,403 --> 00:44:25,655 Come on, white girl. 734 00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,308 You scared me. 735 00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:55,893 Yeah, I get that a lot. What? No party for you? 736 00:44:56,727 --> 00:44:58,146 No. 737 00:44:59,689 --> 00:45:01,316 You all right, kitten? 738 00:45:03,151 --> 00:45:05,695 I think I might've gotten Miss Claudette really mad at me. 739 00:45:07,197 --> 00:45:10,200 Look, you know how some people have imaginary friends? 740 00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:14,453 I think you might have imaginary enemies. 741 00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:18,541 What did she say to you? 742 00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:19,750 Miss Claudette? 743 00:45:19,876 --> 00:45:21,585 No, Alex. 744 00:45:22,503 --> 00:45:24,005 Wouldn't you like to know? 745 00:45:24,214 --> 00:45:26,174 Yes, I would. 746 00:45:29,593 --> 00:45:31,221 She said you were a squirter. 747 00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:35,058 I don't... That's... 748 00:45:36,391 --> 00:45:40,521 Once. It happened once. And it took us both by surprise. 749 00:45:41,856 --> 00:45:42,899 Wow. 750 00:45:43,649 --> 00:45:46,694 I was kidding. But good to know. Oh! 751 00:45:47,695 --> 00:45:50,740 Whatever they are, she's keeping your secrets. 752 00:45:50,865 --> 00:45:53,076 But I'll get 'em out of you. More than once. 753 00:45:55,536 --> 00:45:57,997 Do you think that she'll try and hurt me in my sleep? 754 00:45:58,248 --> 00:45:59,249 Who, Alex? 755 00:45:59,332 --> 00:46:01,876 No. Miss Claudette. 756 00:46:03,044 --> 00:46:06,047 Miss Claudette was into some kind of slave-trade shit. 757 00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:09,592 All that murder talk is rumor, and if you ask me, bullshit. 758 00:46:09,717 --> 00:46:12,762 So unless you're worried she's gonna harbor you illegally, 759 00:46:12,887 --> 00:46:14,013 I wouldn't sweat it. 760 00:46:17,934 --> 00:46:20,937 Guard Samson, report to check-in for roll call. 761 00:46:21,312 --> 00:46:23,606 Guard Samson, report to check-in for roll call. 762 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,106 You didn't come to mail call. 763 00:46:29,946 --> 00:46:31,155 I never get any mail. 764 00:46:31,446 --> 00:46:32,447 You did today. 765 00:46:53,136 --> 00:46:55,805 Hello, Mr. Jones. I'm from Clean Makers. 766 00:46:55,888 --> 00:46:58,975 The regular girl couldn't make it, so I'm here. 767 00:47:52,653 --> 00:47:53,696 What are you doing? 768 00:47:54,155 --> 00:47:57,074 Oh, you. I got cake from Red, so fuck off. 769 00:47:57,532 --> 00:47:58,701 I said, what are you doing? 770 00:47:58,784 --> 00:47:59,743 Mind your own business. 771 00:47:59,869 --> 00:48:01,536 I see those drugs in your hand. 772 00:48:01,704 --> 00:48:03,789 The more you struggle, the more it will hurt. 773 00:48:03,873 --> 00:48:05,749 Get the fuck off me, you old bitch! 774 00:48:05,875 --> 00:48:08,503 You can't take away that girl's shot at getting out. 775 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:09,544 I don't know what you're talking about. 776 00:48:09,670 --> 00:48:10,838 Yes, you do! 777 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:15,592 You will not steal Mercy's date over a school girl crush! 778 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,888 You can't play with someone's life like that. 779 00:48:20,390 --> 00:48:21,556 But I love her. 780 00:48:23,851 --> 00:48:24,894 Love 781 00:48:26,896 --> 00:48:28,105 is not an excuse! 782 00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:09,105 I'd like a pair of pliers and a wire-cutter, please. 783 00:49:19,449 --> 00:49:22,243 Oh, so is that the screwdriver? 784 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,788 Lucky for you gals, I found this thing under the sink. 785 00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:32,253 Now let's all get back to normal, all right? 786 00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:34,964 Make the lamps work. Leave me alone. 787 00:49:37,049 --> 00:49:38,092 Have a nice day. 788 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:54,418 Mercy's leaving. 789 00:51:03,052 --> 00:51:04,220 Come in. 790 00:51:04,345 --> 00:51:05,346 Do you have a second? 791 00:51:05,888 --> 00:51:07,390 No. But you're here now. 792 00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:10,601 I've changed my mind. 793 00:51:14,063 --> 00:51:15,772 I'd like to reopen my case. 794 00:51:23,406 --> 00:51:28,578 Abusive and obscene language is strictly prohibited under Code 404. 795 00:51:47,430 --> 00:51:48,556 Be good, okay? 796 00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:55,938 Sorry I've been such a dick. 797 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,610 You know, I'm gonna miss you, little girl. 798 00:52:04,614 --> 00:52:05,656 Black. 799 00:52:14,789 --> 00:52:16,375 Hey, that's enough, ladies. Break it up. 800 00:52:16,459 --> 00:52:18,586 Come on. Hey, hey! 801 00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:21,880 No tongue-fucking in the visitation room, you know that. 802 00:52:23,466 --> 00:52:24,467 Love you. 803 00:52:25,134 --> 00:52:26,636 I promise I'm gonna wait for you. 804 00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:32,725 Bye, guys. 805 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,276 Be good, okay?