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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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And now what? You wipe it up,
but that does not disinfect.
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How are you going to disinfect?
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(WHISPERING) I don't know.
I've never cleaned up
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another person's pee before.
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Quite a privileged
life you've led!
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Yeah, well, now...
Now I'm here.
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I have to be up in three hours.
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I ought to knock
you into Tuesday
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for bringing that
baggage to my house!
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Like I asked for this?
I don't want this.
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I don't know what to do.
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About what?
You clean the piss!
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The piss,
the stalker, your anger,
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my cluelessness, disinfectant.
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There is another
person's pee on me,
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and I'm not allowed to use the
bathroom until the morning.
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I have to sleep with
stranger pee on me.
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Oh, Coo-coo. It's hard for you.
Little girl lost.
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(BAPTISTE SPEAKING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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Claudette, you push the button.
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It's called an elevator.
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Don't be scared.
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C'mon.
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It's a magic flying box.
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Step in.
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Come.
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TESSA: Dee! Where's Dee?
Get over here, child.
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Dee, take off that uniform,
put an iron to it,
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and if you're not ready
to go in five minutes,
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I'm sending you back
on the next boat! Go!
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Baptiste, close the door, you're
letting all the heat out.
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Get in here.
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Who's this one?
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This is Claudette.
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Look at this skinny cat.
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Open your mouth. How are
your teeth, skinny cat?
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(SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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I want to go home.
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This is your home now. And you
will only speak English here.
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Understand? Let me hear.
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Yes, understanding.
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Mmm.
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Go in the back and get changed.
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Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall.
Go on! There's work to do.
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Work?
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Yes. You'll be working for me until
you pay off your parents' debt.
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Now get in the back
and change your clothes.
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How about we feed
the cat, Ti Tessa?
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Give her a moment
to breathe. It's all new.
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It's all new! Ah!
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You got your money, Baptiste.
Why are you still here?
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No one makes manje kreyol like you.
You cook like home.
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Bah!
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Go in the kitchen, both of you.
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(SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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I won't let
anything bad happen.
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I promise.
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I got mad respect for you, OG.
You know, mad props.
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Um, can I ask you something?
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I don't know, can you?
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Yeah. It's just that my girl,
Mercy, is getting out,
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and I was thinking maybe you could
make that cake that you do.
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Like, the one you made at Easter.
That shit was the bomb.
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I made it to celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Well, Mercy be resurrecting
up out of here, right?
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Don't you think
that deserve cake?
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Are you saying your Mercy is
like the good Lord, Jesus?
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Did your Mercy die for our sins?
I don't think so.
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She's my boo.
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I'm tired and not in the mood.
Go away now.
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My friends went
a little overboard.
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When I first got here, my friends
sent me all kind of shit, too.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Oh.
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You got anything sexy in there?
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Um, I might have
some Nicholson Baker.
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Who?
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You need to leave.
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Take some books with you.
Educate yourself.
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Not that it helped this one.
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So, what you want?
You want some of this, huh?
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You like this?
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I can make you feel good.
That's how much I love my girl.
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I'm struck by your devotion.
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And sick to my stomach, too.
Get out!
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I'm gonna find
something you want, OG.
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You keep thinking,
I'll keep thinking.
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Out!
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Children.
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I got a new job assignment.
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I don't like mess.
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I'm sorry.
I'll organize them.
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Book mess, piss mess.
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I know.
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You take care of it or...
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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Newts!
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Newts? Where are my newts?
Gather. Here.
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Newts?
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It's his adorable
word for newbies.
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What are you doing?
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It's an art piece representing the
futility of blue-collar labor
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in a technological age.
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And vaginas.
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(SNIFFS) Go gather
before he yells in your face.
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He's got breath
like dead things.
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(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
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Welcome to the electric shop.
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Tools are kept here.
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If you want a tool,
turn in a chit.
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Chits have numbers. The
numbers are assigned to you.
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If the tools go missing,
we know who has them,
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and your ass is grass.
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Demonstration.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
You.
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My chit number is seven.
They all have seven on 'em.
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I hand a chit in,
I get my tool.
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I hand the tool back,
I get my chit back.
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Hey, Rabbit Pearl!
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Ease back, all right?
We're all gonna go numb.
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Anyways, simple as that.
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Mr. Luschek, I think that
there's been a mistake.
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I asked to be put in
the education program.
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Is that right, sweetheart?
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Yes. I think I'd be more useful there.
I was a TA in college.
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Oh, what's that, like,
"tits" and "ass?" (LAUGHS)
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I'm just saying that I know
something about teaching.
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I don't know the first thing
about electrical work.
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Uh, repeat after me,
"Don't electrocute yourself."
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"Don't electrocute yourself."
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Now you know the first thing.
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Here, read this.
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Then
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fix this.
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The light turns on, you can call it a day.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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That goes for all of you newts.
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Read, fix the lamp, go away.
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That's your day,
that's your job.
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(SCOFFS) Jobs pay.
This is bullshit.
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You're making 11 cents an hour.
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Right. So I could,
like, save up
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and buy a $6 Pepsi
at the company store?
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Pepsi, $5.75.
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It's bullshit.
I ain't picking cotton.
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God, you're one of them.
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Bet your ass I am.
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Fine. Sit in the cage
and check out the tools.
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In other words, sit on your
ass and do nothing all day.
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You think you can handle that?
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You speakin' my language.
That's what I'm talking about.
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I need a wrench.
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Voila! The monkey can dance.
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What'd you call me?
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You lose a tool, you go to SHU.
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Time for my nap.
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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So you go to that address
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and you tell them I trained
you in my kitchen.
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They'll pay you
shit and work you
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like a Chinese on the railroad,
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but it's a job.
(CHUCKLES)
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Red, thank you
so much for this.
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You don't come
back here, all right?
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That's what I'm hopin'.
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I hope so, too.
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Most of these girls
are in and out so much,
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it's like they're
fucking the place.
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(LAUGHS)
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Mercy, can I have your combs?
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Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock.
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How about your muumuu?
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Fine.
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What about this?
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You'll swim in that.
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I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps.
You know, for stretching.
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Okay, whatever.
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"Whatever?" That's my shirt.
I gave you that shirt.
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Yeah. You gave it
to me, so it's mine.
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And I can give
it to who I want.
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Little girl, don't
make me go mental on you.
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Boo, you don't run me no more.
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Hmm.
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I know you miss my ass.
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But Tricia's been
taking real good care of it,
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and soon it's
walkin' out of here.
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Let me look at it.
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(SNIFFS)
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You might wanna wash it.
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Still got some stank on it.
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You know,
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it's not your ass
that I want anymore,
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it's your back.
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(SCOFFS)
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Yeah. You better
watch it, bitch.
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What's the drama?
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Mercy should
know better than to
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fuck with Boo this
close to her date.
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Oh, shit. Well, you think
she'll try something?
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She stole Shelly's date.
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Shelly?
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Mrs. Boo,
three Mrs. Boos ago.
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The week before her date,
Boo had some girl jump her.
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There was a fight.
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Shelly had been
growing out her nails,
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mauled that girl like a tiger.
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Caught two more
years down the hill.
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Jeez.
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"Remove the stand
off the body..."
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Hey, how about
a lunch break, Chapman?
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Oh, God. Yes, please.
(LAUGHS)
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Thanks.
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Bologna.
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(SIGHS)
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Like your lunch?
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Mmm. I'm not complaining.
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You learn fast.
So, how's it going?
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I can't get my lamp to turn on.
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Yeah, long day for you.
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Well, I, on the other hand, am
feeling great job satisfaction.
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My hole in the wall
goes very deep.
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So, how's your mental health?
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You know, I can't
shake the feeling
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that at the end of the day
I'm gonna be able to go home.
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And, like, in the morning,
when I wake up,
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there are these few seconds
before I realize where I am,
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and then I do realize,
and I can't breathe.
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And I wanna cry and throw
shit and kill myself.
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(SIGHS)
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When does that end?
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I'll let you know.
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Lunch is over, ladies.
Back in.
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No, but we just sat down.
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And now you can get up
and get back to work.
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Speaking of which,
what the fuck
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are you doing in there,
Nichols?
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I'm makin' you
a glory hole, Luschek.
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Then, by all means, carry on.
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(SCOFFS)
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Back inside.
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MISS CLAUDETTE:
Is there a problem?
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Not at all. In fact,
I have some good news.
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We could all stand
a little good news.
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Your case manager called, and there's
interest in reopening your case.
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Seems to be some immigration
law reform, blah-di-blah.
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You're being reviewed
for potential early release.
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I don't care to
dredge up the past.
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This could mean
a lot less time.
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I appreciate the opportunity,
but no, thank you.
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It will be a whole lot of
aggravation for nothing.
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I know how these things go.
253
00:14:25,721 --> 00:14:27,015
Is there anything else?
254
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,644
No. No.
255
00:14:33,396 --> 00:14:35,106
I'll let 'em
know your decision.
256
00:14:36,858 --> 00:14:40,028
That's the way it is. You
work, you pay off your debt,
257
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,698
then you go off and live your life.
Do you understand?
258
00:14:45,075 --> 00:14:47,276
You can wear it with slacks,
or with a skirt and tights.
259
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,745
What do you prefer?
260
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:50,080
Skirt.
261
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,627
Okay. It is important that
you keep your uniform clean.
262
00:14:54,835 --> 00:14:57,505
You can't be trusted to clean a
house if you can't keep yourself.
263
00:14:57,754 --> 00:14:59,256
Yes, Miss Claudette.
264
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,592
When you go to people's
homes, you will be polite,
265
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:04,136
and clean, and respectful.
266
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,848
No foolishness, no laziness.
267
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:09,934
And it's,
"Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir."
268
00:15:10,227 --> 00:15:12,020
No back talk, understood?
269
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:13,938
Speak up, child.
270
00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:15,482
Sorry. Yes, ma'am.
271
00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:16,900
Good.
272
00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:18,151
Put your things away
273
00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:21,405
and come into the kitchen for
some food when you've settled in.
274
00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:27,745
Baptiste!
275
00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:29,038
(CHUCKLES)
Oh!
276
00:15:31,457 --> 00:15:33,668
You were gone long this trip.
277
00:15:33,751 --> 00:15:34,919
Too long.
278
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:37,463
I brought something for you.
279
00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:39,378
You know I don't like gifts.
280
00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:41,800
Everyone likes gifts, even you.
281
00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:44,095
Mangoes!
282
00:15:46,097 --> 00:15:47,181
Thank you.
283
00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,183
They're my favorites.
284
00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:50,476
I know that.
285
00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,148
Hey...
286
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:57,693
Claudette, I got married.
287
00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:01,530
Oh.
288
00:16:05,284 --> 00:16:06,368
Congratulations.
289
00:16:07,286 --> 00:16:08,412
She's here.
290
00:16:08,746 --> 00:16:10,626
She's here? What do you mean,
she's here? Where?
291
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,918
Josephine, come here.
292
00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,090
Hello.
Bonjour.
293
00:16:19,591 --> 00:16:22,093
Claudette, this is Josephine.
294
00:16:23,803 --> 00:16:26,640
Come in, please.
So nice to meet you.
295
00:16:27,515 --> 00:16:29,309
Can I get you
something to drink?
296
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,727
Yes, that would be wonderful.
297
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:32,687
Orange juice?
Perfect.
298
00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:36,233
I'll get it.
Claudette, sit down.
299
00:16:41,614 --> 00:16:42,657
Can I get you a malta?
300
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,659
Uh, yes, thank you.
In the icebox.
301
00:16:49,538 --> 00:16:51,332
My husband speaks of you often.
302
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:55,127
Yes. We've been
friends a long time.
303
00:16:55,503 --> 00:16:57,344
I don't know how you've
done it all these years.
304
00:16:57,838 --> 00:16:58,840
Done what?
305
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,342
Oh, taken in
these children when
306
00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:02,177
you couldn't have
children of your own.
307
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:03,804
It must be so difficult.
308
00:17:05,847 --> 00:17:07,349
I've made my peace with it.
309
00:17:08,725 --> 00:17:11,353
PIPER: "Put the body
in the base and..."
310
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:15,148
And turn it... All right.
311
00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:16,358
Okay.
312
00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:17,609
(SCREAMS) Ow!
313
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,235
(LAUGHS)
314
00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:21,363
Aw, it's like free
shock therapy.
315
00:17:21,446 --> 00:17:24,701
You might lose your short-term
memory, but it's a sweet escape.
316
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,661
Work's done.
Wrap it up, ladies.
317
00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:28,454
I couldn't make my lamp work.
318
00:17:28,538 --> 00:17:30,247
You'll try again tomorrow.
But you said...
319
00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:32,750
I say a lot of shit,
then I wanna go home.
320
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:35,294
So, clean up,
return your tools.
321
00:17:37,171 --> 00:17:38,464
Uh-uh.
322
00:17:38,548 --> 00:17:40,717
You get out of the cage when
all the tools are back in.
323
00:17:41,217 --> 00:17:42,968
(IMITATING MONKEY CHATTERING)
324
00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:46,264
Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw
some shit at you, cracker.
325
00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:48,058
(ALARM BUZZING)
326
00:17:48,141 --> 00:17:49,393
Hit the floor, ladies.
327
00:17:49,476 --> 00:17:50,476
What the hell is going on?
328
00:17:50,561 --> 00:17:52,563
When the alarm goes off, you have
to lay face-down on the ground.
329
00:17:52,646 --> 00:17:54,939
Why? Because the
white man said so.
330
00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:56,066
She's right.
331
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:00,362
MAN OVER RADIO:
False alarm, false alarm.
332
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:04,241
Some rookie thought it was
a light switch. Back to stat.
333
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:05,576
Copy that.
334
00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:38,778
It was called off.
What?
335
00:18:38,903 --> 00:18:41,822
You can get up. False alarm.
Everything is fine.
336
00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:43,156
That alarm scared me.
337
00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:45,200
Yeah. It's loud.
338
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:50,748
I'm trying to stop smoking.
My buddy says that this helps.
339
00:18:51,373 --> 00:18:53,960
Menthols were my thing.
340
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,503
Newports.
341
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:57,547
Still jonesin'.
342
00:18:57,631 --> 00:18:58,632
(CHUCKLES)
343
00:19:00,926 --> 00:19:02,218
Can I try some?
344
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:04,721
Um, I guess if...
345
00:19:07,056 --> 00:19:08,934
You can trust me,
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
346
00:19:16,108 --> 00:19:18,861
Where do you put it? Like,
underneath your tongue or...
347
00:19:18,986 --> 00:19:21,322
Between your lip and
your lower front teeth.
348
00:19:21,447 --> 00:19:22,573
Okay. Just...
349
00:19:22,657 --> 00:19:23,658
Here.
350
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,793
That's disgusting.
351
00:19:33,876 --> 00:19:34,877
(GAGS)
352
00:19:37,713 --> 00:19:39,007
That's horrible.
(CHUCKLES)
353
00:19:39,842 --> 00:19:43,637
Thanks. Sorry.
I didn't like that.
354
00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:46,640
It's gross, I know. I shouldn't
really do it either.
355
00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:49,685
(BOTH LAUGHING)
356
00:19:49,768 --> 00:19:51,329
You got a little
between your two teeth.
357
00:19:51,394 --> 00:19:52,855
Oh.
358
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:58,067
No, the other two, but also those.
It's in all your teeth.
359
00:19:58,694 --> 00:20:00,015
Wait, hold on.
What are you doing?
360
00:20:00,654 --> 00:20:03,992
Would you use it as
a toothpick and...
361
00:20:04,074 --> 00:20:06,369
Would you? Just...
362
00:20:06,744 --> 00:20:07,871
Yeah.
363
00:20:15,169 --> 00:20:18,047
LUSCHEK: Come on, this is ridiculous.
The screwdriver is missing?
364
00:20:18,589 --> 00:20:20,299
Someone's gotta have it.
I don't know.
365
00:20:23,637 --> 00:20:25,014
Where's the list of names?
366
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:26,891
What do you mean?
367
00:20:27,016 --> 00:20:28,809
I told you for every
chit that comes in,
368
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,019
there has to be
a name written down.
369
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,645
You did not tell me that.
370
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,689
You told me to take
the chit, give the tool,
371
00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:36,358
get the tool back,
give back the chit.
372
00:20:36,441 --> 00:20:37,568
I fucking did that.
373
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,110
(SCREAMS)
Who the hell has it?
374
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,864
I don't know...
God!
375
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,913
Fuck!
(ALARM BUZZING)
376
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:54,044
A screwdriver is considered
a deadly weapon.
377
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:58,924
That is another five
years on your sentence
378
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,843
if you are caught with
it in your possession.
379
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,512
I don't like being threatened
for something I didn't do.
380
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:10,269
No. I'm not threatening you, I'm
informing you of the facts.
381
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:14,314
Sounds like a threat to me. I
already told you, I don't have it.
382
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,943
I put her in charge of
the tools, it's her fault.
383
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,613
Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the
buck on me, it's your fuckin' job.
384
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,406
I'm just a monkey
in a cage, remember?
385
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,741
Oh, no, no, I think
that she means her...
386
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,243
No, I don't need you translating
for me, Honey Boo Boo.
387
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:27,620
CAPUTO: Be quiet!
388
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,706
If you had done
your job correctly,
389
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,501
we would know who is
responsible for this theft.
390
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:35,963
I want all these
women searched.
391
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,798
I don't know about
these other bitches,
392
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,634
but no man-guard is patting
me down and coppin' a feel.
393
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,470
Of course, as is your right.
394
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:47,641
Donaldson, take her down to
SHU and let her wait there
395
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:50,477
until we can find
a female officer to
396
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:53,229
conduct a thorough,
thorough search.
397
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,357
Don't touch me,
I can walk out myself.
398
00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:57,735
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
399
00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:01,990
Yo, smell his breath!
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
400
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,536
Anyone else have a problem
with a male officer?
401
00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:13,835
If you cooperate, it tells
me you have nothing to hide.
402
00:22:15,128 --> 00:22:19,091
If you know who took this
weapon and do not speak up,
403
00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:23,887
you will be considered an
accomplice and charged accordingly.
404
00:22:36,692 --> 00:22:40,030
If your memory is jogged, you
all know where my office is.
405
00:22:47,078 --> 00:22:48,287
Yep, they're good.
406
00:22:48,371 --> 00:22:51,206
Everyone return to camp,
report back here tomorrow.
407
00:22:51,332 --> 00:22:54,209
Jesus Christ, that was scary.
Did he touch your tit?
408
00:22:54,418 --> 00:22:56,379
Cupped my ass.
Who do you think took it?
409
00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:02,135
Someone's going down for this.
410
00:23:13,898 --> 00:23:15,900
You think your angry
friend, Janae, took it?
411
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,800
I wouldn't say
that she's my friend.
412
00:23:17,818 --> 00:23:20,196
I say, "Hi," she says,
"Shut the fuck up."
413
00:23:20,278 --> 00:23:22,114
I say, "Hey, how's it going?"
414
00:23:22,238 --> 00:23:25,076
She sucks her teeth,
maybe calls me "bitch"
415
00:23:25,159 --> 00:23:26,995
or "you Taylor Swift-ass
motherfucker."
416
00:23:27,079 --> 00:23:29,081
We're on our way.
417
00:23:29,206 --> 00:23:31,646
That's just fucking racist, you
look nothing like Taylor Swift.
418
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:34,251
We do not all look alike,
despite what they think.
419
00:23:36,253 --> 00:23:37,756
Is SHU really that bad?
420
00:23:39,424 --> 00:23:43,053
It's just like the Hamptons,
only fucking horrible.
421
00:23:43,762 --> 00:23:45,471
Okay, yeah,
that was a dumb question.
422
00:23:46,305 --> 00:23:50,853
A lady next door to me in there ate a
rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her.
423
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:56,067
So, she bit it back,
and back, and back.
424
00:23:56,274 --> 00:23:57,275
Hey.
425
00:23:57,944 --> 00:23:59,779
Hey, brain,
I wanna ask you something.
426
00:24:01,155 --> 00:24:02,448
Okay.
427
00:24:04,158 --> 00:24:05,201
What is this?
428
00:24:05,283 --> 00:24:06,744
A letter to request an appeal.
429
00:24:07,453 --> 00:24:08,412
I need to get out,
430
00:24:08,495 --> 00:24:10,776
'cause my girlfriend's getting
out and I gotta be with her.
431
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,668
Frankly, I can't wait for that
screamer to hit the bricks.
432
00:24:15,796 --> 00:24:19,466
I'm not so good with words, and
you read everything and shit,
433
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:20,634
so you'll help me out?
434
00:24:21,969 --> 00:24:24,096
Sure, yeah.
I'll take a look at it.
435
00:24:28,642 --> 00:24:29,810
What?
436
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,603
Happy hour.
Who's up for margaritas?
437
00:24:31,686 --> 00:24:33,773
Last time I drank tequila,
I woke up in Weehawken.
438
00:24:33,856 --> 00:24:35,608
Yeah, isn't that
where you're from?
439
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:36,692
Fucking shithole.
440
00:24:36,818 --> 00:24:38,194
Yeah, well,
Piper loves tequila.
441
00:24:39,361 --> 00:24:41,781
I gotta go.
442
00:24:41,864 --> 00:24:44,242
What? Afraid I'll tell them
the pork chop story?
443
00:24:45,034 --> 00:24:46,744
NICKY: Yeah, this is
fuckin' weird, okay?
444
00:24:46,911 --> 00:24:50,330
I have a pork chop story, too.
You go first.
445
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,543
They're under the bed.
446
00:24:54,669 --> 00:24:55,670
What?
447
00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:59,175
Your books.
I don't like clutter.
448
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:01,969
Yeah. No, clutter's
the worst.
449
00:25:02,303 --> 00:25:03,929
You get hit on the head today?
450
00:25:04,513 --> 00:25:05,514
Okay.
451
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:11,520
Yo! Dump your shit,
they're doing a sweep.
452
00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:15,691
My God.
453
00:25:15,858 --> 00:25:16,859
What did you do?
454
00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:18,902
I don't know. I literally...
I do not know.
455
00:25:19,028 --> 00:25:21,489
It was a mistake. I can't believe...
Fuck! Fuck!
456
00:25:22,032 --> 00:25:24,701
Outside! Both of you.
457
00:25:27,037 --> 00:25:29,622
This is a mandatory
random bunk inspection.
458
00:25:29,706 --> 00:25:31,907
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
459
00:25:33,501 --> 00:25:34,711
(HUMMING)
460
00:26:16,838 --> 00:26:17,839
All clear.
461
00:26:22,802 --> 00:26:24,804
What were you thinking?
462
00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:25,889
(WHISPERING)
My sweatshirt was outside.
463
00:26:25,972 --> 00:26:27,600
I don't remember
putting it in my pocket.
464
00:26:27,683 --> 00:26:30,519
Maybe I am losing my memory.
Jesus.
465
00:26:30,603 --> 00:26:32,844
No, I'll just tell them the truth.
I'll just give it back.
466
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:34,190
You can't do that!
Why?
467
00:26:34,274 --> 00:26:36,441
Because here they
don't believe the truth.
468
00:26:36,525 --> 00:26:38,945
They'll throw you in SHU
and me as an accomplice.
469
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,365
What should I do? Should I just...
Should I dump it in the yard?
470
00:26:42,573 --> 00:26:45,492
Suppose some nut job,
like your peeing admirer,
471
00:26:45,618 --> 00:26:48,579
were to find it and stab your
tall girlfriend in the eye.
472
00:26:49,205 --> 00:26:50,582
It would come
back to you, and you
473
00:26:50,707 --> 00:26:52,042
would be
an accomplice to murder.
474
00:26:52,126 --> 00:26:57,463
If you ever want to go home, get
that screwdriver back on that wall.
475
00:26:58,966 --> 00:27:00,092
PORNSTACHE: All clear!
476
00:27:09,893 --> 00:27:10,894
Place looks like crap.
477
00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:13,648
We're lucky they're letting us
set up at all, after the raid.
478
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,499
Would you get more
over on the left side?
479
00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:18,569
'Cause that'll really
make it more festive?
480
00:27:18,653 --> 00:27:19,654
(LAUGHS)
481
00:27:20,155 --> 00:27:22,073
All we need now is
a pinata full of rats.
482
00:27:22,991 --> 00:27:24,784
You know what, stretch?
Your ass
483
00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:26,661
just got uninvited.
Thanks for the help.
484
00:27:27,954 --> 00:27:31,166
Oh, shit. I just got uninvited to
the most depressing party ever.
485
00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:34,543
What will I do now to
make me not wanna kill myself?
486
00:27:34,669 --> 00:27:36,005
(LAUGHS)
487
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,007
She's kind of right.
488
00:27:38,966 --> 00:27:41,385
This is more depressing
than a Tori Amos cover band.
489
00:27:41,509 --> 00:27:44,013
Look, when in Rome,
use what you got.
490
00:27:44,138 --> 00:27:45,181
Unless what you
got ain't enough
491
00:27:45,306 --> 00:27:47,141
to keep your woman.
Reflect, yo.
492
00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:50,434
Chapman's writing my appeal,
and she's hella smart,
493
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:51,728
so I'm gonna be
out of here soon.
494
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,690
With Mercy, my girl.
495
00:27:54,857 --> 00:27:56,984
(LAUGHS) Wigga, please.
496
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:59,154
Mercy gonna dump your ass the
second she gets out of here.
497
00:27:59,237 --> 00:28:00,989
She likes new, shiny things.
498
00:28:01,072 --> 00:28:04,326
And out of here, you are
as dull as an old pencil,
499
00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,995
with saggy tits and a
fucked-up tattoo on its neck.
500
00:28:07,078 --> 00:28:12,583
Oh, Butchy, face it. I win, you lose.
She hates you. She loves me.
501
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,837
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
And she "loved" me, too.
502
00:28:16,671 --> 00:28:20,549
For two whole years, and then she
dropped my butch ass for you.
503
00:28:20,717 --> 00:28:22,261
And if you don't think
that's the way she do,
504
00:28:22,387 --> 00:28:24,722
then you are dumber than you look,
which is pretty fuckin' dumb,
505
00:28:24,847 --> 00:28:26,015
'cause you look like
your relatives have been
506
00:28:26,098 --> 00:28:27,599
fucking each
other for generations.
507
00:28:28,558 --> 00:28:31,521
Yeah, she'll do
the same to you.
508
00:28:32,730 --> 00:28:35,400
That girl was raised by animals,
she don't know how to love.
509
00:28:36,567 --> 00:28:38,528
Yeah? Well, you're fat.
510
00:28:41,406 --> 00:28:44,410
Oh, you got me.
511
00:29:04,888 --> 00:29:08,809
Hey, Dandelion!
I've been missin' on you.
512
00:29:10,019 --> 00:29:15,191
Hey, don't be ignoring me now.
I do like I do.
513
00:29:15,608 --> 00:29:18,652
Don't be mad at me, Dandelion.
I'm sorry.
514
00:29:22,865 --> 00:29:24,265
Just don't make me angry,
all right?
515
00:29:24,951 --> 00:29:27,537
You don't wanna see
me when I'm angry.
516
00:29:30,332 --> 00:29:32,460
So I drank a lot of water!
517
00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:33,586
Oh, my God.
518
00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:38,132
Oh, Mr. Healy. Do you mind if
I talk to you for a second?
519
00:29:38,215 --> 00:29:40,968
Chapman, I don't wanna hear
about the job thing.
520
00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:45,806
I put you in Electric because
there's toxic mold in the GED room.
521
00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:48,767
The education program
has been suspended.
522
00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:49,977
That's life. Deal with it.
523
00:29:50,478 --> 00:29:53,898
The... I... That's actually,
that's not um, what I...
524
00:29:56,025 --> 00:29:57,652
I actually wanted to thank you.
525
00:29:59,028 --> 00:30:00,113
Okay.
526
00:30:00,196 --> 00:30:01,864
Great. That's great.
527
00:30:05,701 --> 00:30:06,786
You wanted to thank me?
528
00:30:06,869 --> 00:30:11,500
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, I haven't...
529
00:30:12,334 --> 00:30:14,169
I haven't quite
figured it out yet,
530
00:30:14,252 --> 00:30:16,339
but I'm gonna be
able to rewire a lamp.
531
00:30:18,257 --> 00:30:21,718
Soon. And I'm very
excited about that.
532
00:30:21,844 --> 00:30:28,100
I've always felt that I lacked
practical skills in life and...
533
00:30:29,185 --> 00:30:30,186
I don't know.
534
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,687
Are you okay, Chapman?
535
00:30:34,482 --> 00:30:36,323
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I'm just, I'm just tired.
536
00:30:36,359 --> 00:30:38,362
I hear there was
a problem in your shop.
537
00:30:38,654 --> 00:30:40,322
I hope you're staying
clear of trouble.
538
00:30:40,822 --> 00:30:44,951
Of course, of course,
of course. Yeah.
539
00:30:46,161 --> 00:30:47,663
I'm sure they'll
find the culprit.
540
00:30:47,912 --> 00:30:52,042
That's great. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything.
541
00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,853
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
542
00:31:14,649 --> 00:31:15,900
(SIGHS)
543
00:31:21,739 --> 00:31:23,867
Heard you were helping
Tricia with a letter.
544
00:31:24,743 --> 00:31:29,331
Oh, I just said that I would
look at it with her. I don't...
545
00:31:29,415 --> 00:31:30,499
I don't want any trouble.
546
00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:34,002
Neither do I. I just want
you to help me with mine.
547
00:31:34,086 --> 00:31:35,286
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, same here.
548
00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:40,217
Well, I'm not a lawyer.
You guys know that, right?
549
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:44,513
I just said that I would
look over it with her.
550
00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:48,768
But I guess that I can do
that with you guys, too.
551
00:31:48,851 --> 00:31:54,107
So, why don't we set up a time to
talk, or, I guess, times to talk?
552
00:31:54,441 --> 00:31:56,817
Why not now?
No day like today.
553
00:32:01,489 --> 00:32:02,490
Now is really not a good time.
554
00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:03,908
Wow, blanca. Really?
555
00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:05,785
No. I need to look
over everything first,
556
00:32:05,868 --> 00:32:07,245
so why don't you
leave the papers with me.
557
00:32:07,328 --> 00:32:08,409
Okay, well, how about this?
558
00:32:08,456 --> 00:32:09,790
I'm innocent, I was set up.
How about that?
559
00:32:09,915 --> 00:32:11,833
Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in
Jersey when that shit went down.
560
00:32:11,959 --> 00:32:14,629
And, I mean, I may be a thief, but
I'm not an embezzler, you know.
561
00:32:14,754 --> 00:32:16,004
And that guy shot himself.
562
00:32:16,130 --> 00:32:17,590
We should probably look at...
I don't know anybody.
563
00:32:17,673 --> 00:32:19,258
This is my room.
564
00:32:21,009 --> 00:32:22,470
Not a sorority.
565
00:32:24,846 --> 00:32:27,891
I'm sorry. I know how
you feel about guests.
566
00:32:27,975 --> 00:32:31,145
I asked them to leave. They
are looking for legal help.
567
00:32:31,271 --> 00:32:32,689
If you want to
open a law office,
568
00:32:32,814 --> 00:32:35,358
do it someplace else.
Not in my room!
569
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,696
Ladies,
570
00:32:40,822 --> 00:32:41,823
if you don't mind.
571
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,535
Food stamp fraud?
I mean, really,
572
00:32:45,661 --> 00:32:47,496
I was only feeding
starving children.
573
00:32:55,129 --> 00:32:56,130
Yeah.
574
00:33:04,221 --> 00:33:06,223
Did you take care of
that problem of yours?
575
00:33:06,724 --> 00:33:08,184
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
576
00:33:08,351 --> 00:33:09,811
Yeah. It's all good.
577
00:33:14,190 --> 00:33:16,860
Wait, shortie, you want a book
to read, or a step stool?
578
00:33:16,943 --> 00:33:20,739
'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't
steppin' on the Goblet of Fire.
579
00:33:20,864 --> 00:33:22,700
Don't be fuckin'
with Harry Potter.
580
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:25,828
Now, you could
step up on Ulysses.
581
00:33:25,910 --> 00:33:29,873
Everyone says it's so genius,
but I call it bullshit.
582
00:33:29,998 --> 00:33:31,542
No one wants to go through
all that ramblin'.
583
00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:34,336
Ain't nobody got time for that.
584
00:33:35,212 --> 00:33:37,493
Look at you, you're having a
little Barnes & Nobles moment.
585
00:33:37,506 --> 00:33:40,719
Oh, my bunkie is
hosting Bible study,
586
00:33:40,885 --> 00:33:42,846
which usually I can tune out,
587
00:33:43,012 --> 00:33:44,389
but once they
started arguing over
588
00:33:44,472 --> 00:33:46,974
who gets raptured first,
I had to go.
589
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,101
Yeah.
590
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,020
I am so getting raptured first.
591
00:33:51,103 --> 00:33:52,605
Yeah, I've technically
died on three
592
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,816
separate occasions
and I've met God.
593
00:33:55,483 --> 00:33:56,901
Dude fucking loves me.
(LAUGHS)
594
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:01,947
I had this roommate,
she was a history major.
595
00:34:02,825 --> 00:34:06,579
She claims that she died
doing a bunch of whip-its
596
00:34:07,037 --> 00:34:08,517
and that an angel
of darkness gave her
597
00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:11,124
all the answers to her Renaissance
final and sent her back.
598
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,711
How'd she do?
I think she got a B.
599
00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,338
That's not bad.
Yeah.
600
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:17,631
What was your major?
601
00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:20,718
Oh, I just lived on campus,
went to parties.
602
00:34:20,801 --> 00:34:23,136
No moolah and no school-ah.
603
00:34:24,137 --> 00:34:28,602
Although sometimes I sat in on classes.
Film classes, free movies.
604
00:34:30,604 --> 00:34:31,772
Is that how you know Chapman?
605
00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:37,360
Kind of.
606
00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:39,613
Look, I've been in
here almost three years.
607
00:34:39,696 --> 00:34:42,240
I thought I saw all the
permutations of runcher theater,
608
00:34:42,323 --> 00:34:44,200
but you two are in
a whole new play.
609
00:34:45,034 --> 00:34:47,412
What the fuck
went on with you outside?
610
00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:49,415
I don't know. Things.
611
00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:52,794
And stuff.
612
00:34:54,295 --> 00:34:58,299
Fine. I'll let my imagination
keep running wild.
613
00:34:58,633 --> 00:35:00,843
Wait, three years? How much
time do you have left?
614
00:35:01,594 --> 00:35:02,553
Two more.
615
00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:04,179
Jesus fuck.
616
00:35:04,806 --> 00:35:05,807
What for?
617
00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:09,310
Drugs, basically.
What do you have?
618
00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:14,149
Counting good time,
subtract the three,
619
00:35:14,232 --> 00:35:16,443
add the one...
A fuckload.
620
00:35:17,527 --> 00:35:18,737
Of shitty time.
621
00:35:19,822 --> 00:35:23,951
With shitty, smelly, farting,
622
00:35:24,033 --> 00:35:26,912
crazy, stupid fucking bitches.
623
00:35:28,246 --> 00:35:29,915
Most of whom fucking hate me.
624
00:35:32,876 --> 00:35:35,880
Yo, should we plan an escape?
625
00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:37,006
(LAUGHS)
626
00:35:37,590 --> 00:35:38,633
Where do you wanna go?
627
00:35:40,343 --> 00:35:44,472
I don't even know anymore.
I used to.
628
00:35:47,851 --> 00:35:49,727
I had grand plans.
629
00:35:51,896 --> 00:35:54,482
Now I can't even get past the
swirling darkness in my brain
630
00:35:54,565 --> 00:35:58,153
long enough to
land on anything.
631
00:35:59,196 --> 00:36:00,238
(SOBS)
632
00:36:02,741 --> 00:36:06,495
Oh, man. I was just starting
to like you, Vause.
633
00:36:07,204 --> 00:36:08,539
You gonna go soft on me?
634
00:36:12,376 --> 00:36:13,377
(SNIFFLES)
635
00:36:14,044 --> 00:36:16,881
Oh, fuck. Come here.
636
00:36:19,175 --> 00:36:20,593
It'll be okay, sister.
637
00:36:22,053 --> 00:36:23,854
There's always hope
tomorrow'll be taco night.
638
00:36:24,222 --> 00:36:25,724
Tomorrow's beef and noodles.
639
00:36:27,433 --> 00:36:28,476
Or beef and noodles.
640
00:36:28,601 --> 00:36:29,686
(CHUCKLES)
641
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:37,903
What are you reading?
642
00:36:39,070 --> 00:36:41,532
Oh, I'm going
over Tricia's appeal.
643
00:36:41,615 --> 00:36:44,159
It's a... It's a mess.
644
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:48,622
I want to say no,
but she really needs help.
645
00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:50,708
Is the light bothering you?
646
00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:52,626
The light is fine.
647
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:53,753
Okay.
648
00:36:55,421 --> 00:36:59,466
Have you ever written anything like this?
An appeal?
649
00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:02,219
I'm really not
sure where to start.
650
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:11,605
(WHISPERING) Miss Claudette?
Are you asleep?
651
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,026
Maybe you should stay out
of other people's affairs.
652
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:20,697
Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt
and actually legible letter
653
00:37:20,781 --> 00:37:23,909
would help her case, you know?
654
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,452
There's always a chance, right?
655
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,082
Hope is a dangerous thing.
656
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:35,421
You come in here and you tell
me you've come up empty?
657
00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:41,135
No, that's unacceptable.
It's totally unacceptable.
658
00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,428
You find it.
659
00:37:42,595 --> 00:37:45,514
Sir, shouldn't this
be on Luschek?
660
00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:48,643
It's Luschek's
fault it's missing,
661
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:52,106
it's your fault
it hasn't been found.
662
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:55,818
You go easy on these girls
and what happens?
663
00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:57,193
They take advantage.
664
00:37:57,694 --> 00:38:01,406
These women are fucking criminals.
Have you forgotten that?
665
00:38:01,824 --> 00:38:04,159
And don't get me
started on Luschek.
666
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,244
You know how many times
I tried to fire his ass?
667
00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:08,998
Fucking unions were not created
668
00:38:09,081 --> 00:38:10,666
to protect
the drunk and retarded,
669
00:38:10,749 --> 00:38:12,084
yet lookie here.
(LAUGHS)
670
00:38:15,005 --> 00:38:17,924
It's a lot harder to laugh
with a punctured lung.
671
00:38:18,257 --> 00:38:20,217
It goes right between the ribs.
(LAUGHS)
672
00:38:21,344 --> 00:38:22,512
Ticklish, sir.
673
00:38:25,222 --> 00:38:27,308
It can be used to kill a CO.
674
00:38:27,851 --> 00:38:30,520
It's happened before
and it wouldn't surprise me
675
00:38:30,603 --> 00:38:32,856
if it happened again.
676
00:38:32,981 --> 00:38:34,816
Find the fucking screwdriver!
677
00:38:44,576 --> 00:38:46,296
(WHISPERS) The screwdriver
is still in there.
678
00:38:46,871 --> 00:38:48,164
What?
679
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,332
I tried returning
it to the shop,
680
00:38:50,457 --> 00:38:51,778
but they were
patting people down.
681
00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:53,127
You lied to me?
682
00:38:53,210 --> 00:38:54,211
I was gonna
return it this morning.
683
00:38:54,336 --> 00:38:56,588
I didn't realize that there
was gonna be a sneak attack.
684
00:38:57,339 --> 00:38:58,591
Where is it?
685
00:39:00,385 --> 00:39:01,511
It's under the mattress.
686
00:39:20,405 --> 00:39:21,574
It's clean!
687
00:39:24,410 --> 00:39:26,412
This is a mandatory
bunk inspection.
688
00:39:26,537 --> 00:39:28,698
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
689
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:34,170
MAN ON PA: If you have any
information, please come forward.
690
00:39:34,336 --> 00:39:38,216
You're as sick as your secrets, ladies.
Sick as your secrets.
691
00:39:39,092 --> 00:39:41,761
It's gone. I have
no idea where it went.
692
00:39:42,845 --> 00:39:45,057
I'm losing my mind. Jesus!
693
00:39:46,058 --> 00:39:47,267
Am I really going crazy?
694
00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:51,063
Shit. Well,
695
00:39:53,607 --> 00:39:57,360
either way, problem solved.
696
00:39:57,444 --> 00:40:00,405
My problem is solved,
yours has just begun.
697
00:40:01,615 --> 00:40:02,616
What?
698
00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:06,996
You lied to me. That's strike two.
If there's a strike three...
699
00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:10,166
Can you please just cut me
a little bit of slack?
700
00:40:11,126 --> 00:40:12,210
Slack?
701
00:40:12,501 --> 00:40:13,544
Slack!
702
00:40:17,465 --> 00:40:20,176
I have been here for
less than two weeks.
703
00:40:21,928 --> 00:40:25,765
I have been
starved out, felt up,
704
00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:32,064
teased, stalked, threatened,
705
00:40:32,522 --> 00:40:34,650
and called Taylor Swift.
706
00:40:34,775 --> 00:40:37,736
And now, you.
707
00:40:40,363 --> 00:40:42,532
I am doing my best
to learn the ropes.
708
00:40:42,658 --> 00:40:44,576
I really, really am.
709
00:40:46,036 --> 00:40:49,206
(WHISPERS) The screwdriver
is no longer here.
710
00:40:50,082 --> 00:40:51,763
(NORMAL VOICE) It cannot
get you in trouble.
711
00:40:53,753 --> 00:40:56,047
I take full responsibility,
712
00:40:56,173 --> 00:40:58,341
and I may be suffering from
short-term memory loss
713
00:40:58,466 --> 00:40:59,509
and I don't know why,
714
00:40:59,592 --> 00:41:02,679
so can you please
just cut me some slack?
715
00:41:05,849 --> 00:41:07,017
Okay?
716
00:41:12,396 --> 00:41:13,356
MISS CLAUDETTE: Okay?
717
00:41:13,481 --> 00:41:14,441
(MISS CLAUDETTE SPEAKING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
718
00:41:14,525 --> 00:41:16,401
Do you hear what I'm saying?
719
00:41:17,695 --> 00:41:19,780
Everyone must take a shower.
720
00:41:20,531 --> 00:41:24,994
You go in, get undressed,
and bathe now.
721
00:41:26,287 --> 00:41:28,206
What's going on?
722
00:41:28,706 --> 00:41:30,582
Speak up for yourself!
723
00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:33,711
Leave us be.
724
00:41:44,639 --> 00:41:45,724
What happened to you?
725
00:41:48,018 --> 00:41:49,019
(SOBBING)
726
00:41:50,103 --> 00:41:51,396
You can tell me.
727
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,163
(GASPS)
728
00:42:15,796 --> 00:42:18,424
TAYSTEE: "The world ain't
all sunshine and rainbows
729
00:42:18,591 --> 00:42:20,260
"It's a very mean place
730
00:42:20,343 --> 00:42:23,805
"So you wind up in prison and
everybody's up in your face
731
00:42:24,265 --> 00:42:26,100
"I don't care
how tough you are,
732
00:42:26,225 --> 00:42:28,060
"The world will
beat you to your knees
733
00:42:28,269 --> 00:42:31,272
"You lay down with dogs,
you wake up with fleas
734
00:42:31,355 --> 00:42:33,607
"Nobody's gonna hit
you harder than life
735
00:42:33,732 --> 00:42:36,402
"Not a guard, not a gangster,
not even your wife
736
00:42:37,527 --> 00:42:42,950
"Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's
no need to sit around and pout
737
00:42:43,075 --> 00:42:45,202
"We gonna open up a booth,
so you can
738
00:42:45,328 --> 00:42:47,538
"Sit and mourn
for your lost youth"
739
00:42:47,872 --> 00:42:50,708
I hope you enjoyed
my original piece.
740
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:53,461
It was a Taystee delight.
Thank you,
741
00:42:53,586 --> 00:42:56,131
and I bid you all a good night.
742
00:42:56,298 --> 00:42:57,673
(ALL APPLAUDING)
743
00:42:58,133 --> 00:43:00,802
Yo, please, that ain't yours!
744
00:43:00,885 --> 00:43:02,470
You stole half that
shit from Rocky VI.
745
00:43:02,595 --> 00:43:05,432
Maybe, but I made it rhyme.
746
00:43:05,514 --> 00:43:06,515
(LAUGHS) True.
747
00:43:08,518 --> 00:43:10,229
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
748
00:43:16,444 --> 00:43:18,487
Don't know how you
are with the word stuff,
749
00:43:18,570 --> 00:43:20,364
but "uninvited"
means "not invited."
750
00:43:20,781 --> 00:43:22,325
Yeah, I'm just
using the microwave.
751
00:43:22,491 --> 00:43:23,659
Yeah, right.
752
00:43:25,286 --> 00:43:27,206
I don't want to be
at this lame-ass thing anyway.
753
00:43:27,955 --> 00:43:29,516
And yet you decided
to cook your noodles
754
00:43:29,581 --> 00:43:31,293
right in the middle of it all.
755
00:43:32,669 --> 00:43:35,672
Baby, high school
is high school.
756
00:43:37,341 --> 00:43:38,842
Thanks.
757
00:43:38,967 --> 00:43:42,637
And don't be talking
to me, white girl.
758
00:43:50,354 --> 00:43:51,562
You okay?
759
00:43:52,022 --> 00:43:54,608
No. I'm gonna miss you.
760
00:43:55,193 --> 00:43:57,362
And I may be in here
for a little while.
761
00:43:59,530 --> 00:44:00,865
Promise you'll wait for me?
762
00:44:02,241 --> 00:44:04,702
Baby, course I promise.
763
00:44:06,412 --> 00:44:08,331
Don't let Boo
get into your head.
764
00:44:09,499 --> 00:44:10,541
I'm your girl.
765
00:44:19,051 --> 00:44:20,760
Plenty of other pussy in here.
766
00:44:22,554 --> 00:44:23,763
Let it go.
767
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:25,891
Come on, white girl.
768
00:44:35,108 --> 00:44:36,568
(LAUGHS)
769
00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:53,545
You scared me.
770
00:44:53,627 --> 00:44:56,130
Yeah, I get that a lot.
What? No party for you?
771
00:44:56,964 --> 00:44:58,383
No.
772
00:44:59,926 --> 00:45:01,553
You all right, kitten?
773
00:45:03,389 --> 00:45:05,933
I think I might've gotten Miss
Claudette really mad at me.
774
00:45:07,435 --> 00:45:10,438
Look, you know how some people
have imaginary friends?
775
00:45:11,646 --> 00:45:14,691
I think you might
have imaginary enemies.
776
00:45:17,652 --> 00:45:18,779
What did she say to you?
777
00:45:19,029 --> 00:45:19,988
Miss Claudette?
778
00:45:20,114 --> 00:45:21,823
No, Alex.
779
00:45:22,741 --> 00:45:24,243
Wouldn't you like to know?
780
00:45:24,452 --> 00:45:26,413
Yes, I would.
781
00:45:29,832 --> 00:45:31,460
She said you were a squirter.
782
00:45:33,169 --> 00:45:35,297
I don't... That's...
783
00:45:36,630 --> 00:45:40,760
Once. It happened once. And
it took us both by surprise.
784
00:45:42,095 --> 00:45:43,138
Wow.
785
00:45:43,888 --> 00:45:46,933
I was kidding. But good to know.
Oh!
786
00:45:47,935 --> 00:45:50,980
Whatever they are,
she's keeping your secrets.
787
00:45:51,105 --> 00:45:53,316
But I'll get 'em out of you.
More than once.
788
00:45:55,776 --> 00:45:58,237
Do you think that she'll try
and hurt me in my sleep?
789
00:45:58,488 --> 00:45:59,489
Who, Alex?
790
00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:02,116
No. Miss Claudette.
791
00:46:03,284 --> 00:46:06,287
Miss Claudette was into some
kind of slave-trade shit.
792
00:46:06,370 --> 00:46:09,832
All that murder talk is rumor,
and if you ask me, bullshit.
793
00:46:09,957 --> 00:46:13,003
So unless you're worried she's
gonna harbor you illegally,
794
00:46:13,128 --> 00:46:14,254
I wouldn't sweat it.
795
00:46:18,175 --> 00:46:21,178
WOMAN ON PA: Guard Samson, report
to check-in for roll call.
796
00:46:21,553 --> 00:46:23,847
Guard Samson, report to
check-in for roll call.
797
00:46:28,226 --> 00:46:29,347
You didn't come to mail call.
798
00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:31,396
I never get any mail.
799
00:46:31,687 --> 00:46:32,688
You did today.
800
00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:51,125
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
801
00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:56,048
Hello, Mr. Jones.
I'm from Clean Makers.
802
00:46:56,131 --> 00:46:59,218
The regular girl couldn't
make it, so I'm here.
803
00:47:07,351 --> 00:47:08,810
(TAP FLOWING)
804
00:47:52,898 --> 00:47:53,941
What are you doing?
805
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,319
Oh, you. I got cake
from Red, so fuck off.
806
00:47:57,777 --> 00:47:58,946
I said, what are you doing?
807
00:47:59,029 --> 00:47:59,988
Mind your own business.
808
00:48:00,114 --> 00:48:01,781
I see those drugs in your hand.
809
00:48:01,949 --> 00:48:04,035
The more you struggle,
the more it will hurt.
810
00:48:04,119 --> 00:48:05,995
Get the fuck off me,
you old bitch!
811
00:48:06,121 --> 00:48:08,749
You can't take away that
girl's shot at getting out.
812
00:48:08,831 --> 00:48:09,790
I don't know what
you're talking about.
813
00:48:09,916 --> 00:48:11,084
Yes, you do!
814
00:48:12,669 --> 00:48:15,838
You will not steal Mercy's
date over a school girl crush!
815
00:48:16,965 --> 00:48:19,134
You can't play with
someone's life like that.
816
00:48:20,636 --> 00:48:21,802
But I love her.
817
00:48:24,097 --> 00:48:25,140
Love
818
00:48:27,143 --> 00:48:28,352
is not an excuse!
819
00:48:37,779 --> 00:48:40,281
(ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER RADIO)
820
00:48:51,502 --> 00:48:52,753
(RADIO SWITCHES OFF)
821
00:49:06,391 --> 00:49:09,353
I'd like a pair of pliers
and a wire-cutter, please.
822
00:49:19,698 --> 00:49:22,492
Oh, so is that the screwdriver?
823
00:49:23,409 --> 00:49:26,037
Lucky for you gals, I found
this thing under the sink.
824
00:49:28,832 --> 00:49:32,502
Now let's all get back
to normal, all right?
825
00:49:32,585 --> 00:49:35,214
Make the lamps work.
Leave me alone.
826
00:49:37,299 --> 00:49:38,342
Have a nice day.
827
00:49:49,395 --> 00:49:50,688
(MOANING)
828
00:50:50,292 --> 00:50:51,585
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
829
00:50:53,503 --> 00:50:54,671
Mercy's leaving.
830
00:51:02,178 --> 00:51:03,179
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
831
00:51:03,305 --> 00:51:04,473
Come in.
832
00:51:04,598 --> 00:51:05,599
Do you have a second?
833
00:51:06,142 --> 00:51:07,644
No. But you're here now.
834
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,855
I've changed my mind.
835
00:51:14,317 --> 00:51:16,026
I'd like to reopen my case.
836
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:28,833
MAN ON PA: Abusive and obscene language
is strictly prohibited under Code 404.
837
00:51:47,685 --> 00:51:48,811
Be good, okay?
838
00:51:54,901 --> 00:51:56,194
Sorry I've been such a dick.
839
00:51:57,696 --> 00:52:00,866
You know, I'm gonna
miss you, little girl.
840
00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:05,912
Black.
841
00:52:15,046 --> 00:52:16,632
Hey, that's enough, ladies.
Break it up.
842
00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:18,843
Come on. Hey, hey!
843
00:52:18,926 --> 00:52:22,137
No tongue-fucking in the
visitation room, you know that.
844
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:24,724
Love you.
845
00:52:25,391 --> 00:52:26,893
I promise I'm
gonna wait for you.
846
00:52:31,438 --> 00:52:32,982
Bye, guys.
847
00:52:36,778 --> 00:52:38,534
Be good, okay?
848
00:52:55,905 --> 00:53:06,494
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