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And now what? You wipe it up,
but that does not disinfect.
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How are you going to disinfect?
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(WHISPERING) I don't know.
I've never cleaned up
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another person's pee before.
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Quite a privileged
life you've led!
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Yeah, well, now...
Now I'm here.
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I have to be up in three hours.
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I ought to knock
you into Tuesday
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for bringing that
baggage to my house!
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Like I asked for this?
I don't want this.
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I don't know what to do.
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About what?
You clean the piss!
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The piss,
the stalker, your anger,
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my cluelessness, disinfectant.
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There is another
person's pee on me,
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and I'm not allowed to use the
bathroom until the morning.
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I have to sleep with
stranger pee on me.
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Oh, Coo-coo. It's hard for you.
Little girl lost.
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(BAPTISTE SPEAKING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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Claudette, you push the button.
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It's called an elevator.
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Don't be scared.
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C'mon.
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It's a magic flying box.
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Step in.
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Come.
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TESSA: Dee! Where's Dee?
Get over here, child.
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Dee, take off that uniform,
put an iron to it,
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and if you're not ready
to go in five minutes,
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I'm sending you back
on the next boat! Go!
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Baptiste, close the door, you're
letting all the heat out.
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Get in here.
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Who's this one?
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This is Claudette.
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Look at this skinny cat.
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Open your mouth. How are
your teeth, skinny cat?
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(SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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I want to go home.
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This is your home now. And you
will only speak English here.
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Understand? Let me hear.
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Yes, understanding.
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Mmm.
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Go in the back and get changed.
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Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall.
Go on! There's work to do.
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Work?
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Yes. You'll be working for me until
you pay off your parents' debt.
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Now get in the back
and change your clothes.
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How about we feed
the cat, Ti Tessa?
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Give her a moment
to breathe. It's all new.
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It's all new! Ah!
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You got your money, Baptiste.
Why are you still here?
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No one makes manje kreyol like you.
You cook like home.
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Bah!
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Go in the kitchen, both of you.
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(SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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I won't let
anything bad happen.
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I promise.
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I got mad respect for you, OG.
You know, mad props.
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Um, can I ask you something?
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I don't know, can you?
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Yeah. It's just that my girl,
Mercy, is getting out,
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and I was thinking maybe you could
make that cake that you do.
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Like, the one you made at Easter.
That shit was the bomb.
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I made it to celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Well, Mercy be resurrecting
up out of here, right?
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Don't you think
that deserve cake?
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Are you saying your Mercy is
like the good Lord, Jesus?
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Did your Mercy die for our sins?
I don't think so.
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She's my boo.
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I'm tired and not in the mood.
Go away now.
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My friends went
a little overboard.
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When I first got here, my friends
sent me all kind of shit, too.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Oh.
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You got anything sexy in there?
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Um, I might have
some Nicholson Baker.
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Who?
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You need to leave.
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Take some books with you.
Educate yourself.
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Not that it helped this one.
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So, what you want?
You want some of this, huh?
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You like this?
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I can make you feel good.
That's how much I love my girl.
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I'm struck by your devotion.
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And sick to my stomach, too.
Get out!
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I'm gonna find
something you want, OG.
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You keep thinking,
I'll keep thinking.
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Out!
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Children.
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I got a new job assignment.
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I don't like mess.
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I'm sorry.
I'll organize them.
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Book mess, piss mess.
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I know.
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You take care of it or...
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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Newts!
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Newts? Where are my newts?
Gather. Here.
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Newts?
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It's his adorable
word for newbies.
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What are you doing?
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It's an art piece representing the
futility of blue-collar labor
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in a technological age.
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And vaginas.
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(SNIFFS) Go gather
before he yells in your face.
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He's got breath
like dead things.
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(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
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Welcome to the electric shop.
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Tools are kept here.
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If you want a tool,
turn in a chit.
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Chits have numbers. The
numbers are assigned to you.
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If the tools go missing,
we know who has them,
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and your ass is grass.
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Demonstration.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
You.
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My chit number is seven.
They all have seven on 'em.
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I hand a chit in,
I get my tool.
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I hand the tool back,
I get my chit back.
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Hey, Rabbit Pearl!
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Ease back, all right?
We're all gonna go numb.
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Anyways, simple as that.
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Mr. Luschek, I think that
there's been a mistake.
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I asked to be put in
the education program.
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Is that right, sweetheart?
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Yes. I think I'd be more useful there.
I was a TA in college.
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Oh, what's that, like,
"tits" and "ass?" (LAUGHS)
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I'm just saying that I know
something about teaching.
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I don't know the first thing
about electrical work.
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Uh, repeat after me,
"Don't electrocute yourself."
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"Don't electrocute yourself."
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Now you know the first thing.
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Here, read this.
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Then
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fix this.
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The light turns on, you can call it a day.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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That goes for all of you newts.
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Read, fix the lamp, go away.
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That's your day,
that's your job.
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(SCOFFS) Jobs pay.
This is bullshit.
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You're making 11 cents an hour.
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Right. So I could,
like, save up
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and buy a $6 Pepsi
at the company store?
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Pepsi, $5.75.
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It's bullshit.
I ain't picking cotton.
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God, you're one of them.
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Bet your ass I am.
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Fine. Sit in the cage
and check out the tools.
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In other words, sit on your
ass and do nothing all day.
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You think you can handle that?
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You speakin' my language.
That's what I'm talking about.
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I need a wrench.
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Voila! The monkey can dance.
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What'd you call me?
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You lose a tool, you go to SHU.
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Time for my nap.
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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So you go to that address
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and you tell them I trained
you in my kitchen.
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They'll pay you
shit and work you
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like a Chinese on the railroad,
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but it's a job.
(CHUCKLES)
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Red, thank you
so much for this.
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You don't come
back here, all right?
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That's what I'm hopin'.
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I hope so, too.
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Most of these girls
are in and out so much,
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it's like they're
fucking the place.
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(LAUGHS)
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Mercy, can I have your combs?
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Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock.
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How about your muumuu?
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Fine.
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What about this?
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You'll swim in that.
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I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps.
You know, for stretching.
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Okay, whatever.
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"Whatever?" That's my shirt.
I gave you that shirt.
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Yeah. You gave it
to me, so it's mine.
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And I can give
it to who I want.
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Little girl, don't
make me go mental on you.
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Boo, you don't run me no more.
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Hmm.
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I know you miss my ass.
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But Tricia's been
taking real good care of it,
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and soon it's
walkin' out of here.
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Let me look at it.
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(SNIFFS)
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You might wanna wash it.
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Still got some stank on it.
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You know,
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it's not your ass
that I want anymore,
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it's your back.
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(SCOFFS)
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Yeah. You better
watch it, bitch.
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What's the drama?
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Mercy should
know better than to
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fuck with Boo this
close to her date.
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Oh, shit. Well, you think
she'll try something?
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She stole Shelly's date.
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Shelly?
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Mrs. Boo,
three Mrs. Boos ago.
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The week before her date,
Boo had some girl jump her.
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There was a fight.
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Shelly had been
growing out her nails,
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mauled that girl like a tiger.
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Caught two more
years down the hill.
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Jeez.
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"Remove the stand
off the body..."
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Hey, how about
a lunch break, Chapman?
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Oh, God. Yes, please.
(LAUGHS)
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Thanks.
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Bologna.
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(SIGHS)
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Like your lunch?
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Mmm. I'm not complaining.
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You learn fast.
So, how's it going?
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I can't get my lamp to turn on.
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Yeah, long day for you.
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Well, I, on the other hand, am
feeling great job satisfaction.
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My hole in the wall
goes very deep.
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So, how's your mental health?
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You know, I can't
shake the feeling
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that at the end of the day
I'm gonna be able to go home.
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And, like, in the morning,
when I wake up,
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there are these few seconds
before I realize where I am,
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and then I do realize,
and I can't breathe.
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And I wanna cry and throw
shit and kill myself.
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(SIGHS)
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When does that end?
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I'll let you know.
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Lunch is over, ladies.
Back in.
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No, but we just sat down.
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And now you can get up
and get back to work.
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Speaking of which,
what the fuck
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are you doing in there,
Nichols?
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I'm makin' you
a glory hole, Luschek.
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Then, by all means, carry on.
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(SCOFFS)
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Back inside.
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MISS CLAUDETTE:
Is there a problem?
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Not at all. In fact,
I have some good news.
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We could all stand
a little good news.
246
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Your case manager called, and there's
interest in reopening your case.
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Seems to be some immigration
law reform, blah-di-blah.
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You're being reviewed
for potential early release.
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I don't care to
dredge up the past.
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This could mean
a lot less time.
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00:14:06,844 --> 00:14:09,888
I appreciate the opportunity,
but no, thank you.
252
00:14:11,474 --> 00:14:14,477
It will be a whole lot of
aggravation for nothing.
253
00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:16,770
I know how these things go.
254
00:14:19,564 --> 00:14:20,858
Is there anything else?
255
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,487
No. No.
256
00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:28,949
I'll let 'em
know your decision.
257
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:33,871
That's the way it is. You
work, you pay off your debt,
258
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:36,540
then you go off and live your life.
Do you understand?
259
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,118
You can wear it with slacks,
or with a skirt and tights.
260
00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:42,587
What do you prefer?
261
00:14:42,713 --> 00:14:43,922
Skirt.
262
00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:48,469
Okay. It is important that
you keep your uniform clean.
263
00:14:48,677 --> 00:14:51,347
You can't be trusted to clean a
house if you can't keep yourself.
264
00:14:51,596 --> 00:14:53,098
Yes, Miss Claudette.
265
00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:55,434
When you go to people's
homes, you will be polite,
266
00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,978
and clean, and respectful.
267
00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:00,689
No foolishness, no laziness.
268
00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:03,775
And it's,
"Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir."
269
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,861
No back talk, understood?
270
00:15:06,737 --> 00:15:07,779
Speak up, child.
271
00:15:07,946 --> 00:15:09,323
Sorry. Yes, ma'am.
272
00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:10,741
Good.
273
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:11,992
Put your things away
274
00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:15,246
and come into the kitchen for
some food when you've settled in.
275
00:15:20,584 --> 00:15:21,585
Baptiste!
276
00:15:21,668 --> 00:15:22,878
(CHUCKLES)
Oh!
277
00:15:25,297 --> 00:15:27,508
You were gone long this trip.
278
00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:28,759
Too long.
279
00:15:30,135 --> 00:15:31,303
I brought something for you.
280
00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:33,218
You know I don't like gifts.
281
00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:35,640
Everyone likes gifts, even you.
282
00:15:36,308 --> 00:15:37,935
Mangoes!
283
00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,021
Thank you.
284
00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,023
They're my favorites.
285
00:15:43,274 --> 00:15:44,316
I know that.
286
00:15:47,694 --> 00:15:48,987
Hey...
287
00:15:49,947 --> 00:15:51,532
Claudette, I got married.
288
00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:55,369
Oh.
289
00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:00,207
Congratulations.
290
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,251
She's here.
291
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,465
She's here? What do you mean,
she's here? Where?
292
00:16:06,297 --> 00:16:07,756
Josephine, come here.
293
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:12,928
Hello.
Bonjour.
294
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:15,931
Claudette, this is Josephine.
295
00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:20,478
Come in, please.
So nice to meet you.
296
00:16:21,353 --> 00:16:23,147
Can I get you
something to drink?
297
00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:24,565
Yes, that would be wonderful.
298
00:16:24,648 --> 00:16:26,525
Orange juice?
Perfect.
299
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:30,070
I'll get it.
Claudette, sit down.
300
00:16:35,451 --> 00:16:36,494
Can I get you a malta?
301
00:16:36,577 --> 00:16:38,496
Uh, yes, thank you.
In the icebox.
302
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:45,169
My husband speaks of you often.
303
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:48,964
Yes. We've been
friends a long time.
304
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,181
I don't know how you've
done it all these years.
305
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:52,676
Done what?
306
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:54,178
Oh, taken in
these children when
307
00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:56,013
you couldn't have
children of your own.
308
00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:57,640
It must be so difficult.
309
00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:01,185
I've made my peace with it.
310
00:17:02,561 --> 00:17:05,189
PIPER: "Put the body
in the base and..."
311
00:17:06,315 --> 00:17:08,984
And turn it... All right.
312
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,194
Okay.
313
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:11,445
(SCREAMS) Ow!
314
00:17:11,903 --> 00:17:13,071
(LAUGHS)
315
00:17:13,405 --> 00:17:15,199
Aw, it's like free
shock therapy.
316
00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:18,536
You might lose your short-term
memory, but it's a sweet escape.
317
00:17:18,661 --> 00:17:20,496
Work's done.
Wrap it up, ladies.
318
00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:22,289
I couldn't make my lamp work.
319
00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:24,082
You'll try again tomorrow.
But you said...
320
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,585
I say a lot of shit,
then I wanna go home.
321
00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:29,129
So, clean up,
return your tools.
322
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,299
Uh-uh.
323
00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:34,552
You get out of the cage when
all the tools are back in.
324
00:17:35,052 --> 00:17:36,803
(IMITATING MONKEY CHATTERING)
325
00:17:36,887 --> 00:17:40,098
Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw
some shit at you, cracker.
326
00:17:40,891 --> 00:17:41,892
(ALARM BUZZING)
327
00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:43,227
Hit the floor, ladies.
328
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,310
What the hell is going on?
329
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:46,397
When the alarm goes off, you have
to lay face-down on the ground.
330
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,773
Why? Because the
white man said so.
331
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:49,900
She's right.
332
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:54,196
MAN OVER RADIO:
False alarm, false alarm.
333
00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:58,075
Some rookie thought it was
a light switch. Back to stat.
334
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,410
Copy that.
335
00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:32,610
It was called off.
What?
336
00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:35,654
You can get up. False alarm.
Everything is fine.
337
00:18:35,779 --> 00:18:36,988
That alarm scared me.
338
00:18:37,114 --> 00:18:39,032
Yeah. It's loud.
339
00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:44,580
I'm trying to stop smoking.
My buddy says that this helps.
340
00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:47,791
Menthols were my thing.
341
00:18:47,874 --> 00:18:49,334
Newports.
342
00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:51,378
Still jonesin'.
343
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:52,463
(CHUCKLES)
344
00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:56,049
Can I try some?
345
00:18:56,925 --> 00:18:58,552
Um, I guess if...
346
00:19:00,887 --> 00:19:02,765
You can trust me,
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
347
00:19:09,938 --> 00:19:12,691
Where do you put it? Like,
underneath your tongue or...
348
00:19:12,816 --> 00:19:15,152
Between your lip and
your lower front teeth.
349
00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:16,403
Okay. Just...
350
00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:17,488
Here.
351
00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:27,623
That's disgusting.
352
00:19:27,706 --> 00:19:28,707
(GAGS)
353
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:32,836
That's horrible.
(CHUCKLES)
354
00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:37,466
Thanks. Sorry.
I didn't like that.
355
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,469
It's gross, I know. I shouldn't
really do it either.
356
00:19:42,304 --> 00:19:43,514
(BOTH LAUGHING)
357
00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:45,158
You got a little
between your two teeth.
358
00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:46,684
Oh.
359
00:19:46,809 --> 00:19:51,896
No, the other two, but also those.
It's in all your teeth.
360
00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:53,844
Wait, hold on.
What are you doing?
361
00:19:54,483 --> 00:19:57,820
Would you use it as
a toothpick and...
362
00:19:57,902 --> 00:20:00,197
Would you? Just...
363
00:20:00,572 --> 00:20:01,699
Yeah.
364
00:20:08,997 --> 00:20:11,875
LUSCHEK: Come on, this is ridiculous.
The screwdriver is missing?
365
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,127
Someone's gotta have it.
I don't know.
366
00:20:17,464 --> 00:20:18,841
Where's the list of names?
367
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:20,718
What do you mean?
368
00:20:20,843 --> 00:20:22,636
I told you for every
chit that comes in,
369
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,846
there has to be
a name written down.
370
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:25,472
You did not tell me that.
371
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,516
You told me to take
the chit, give the tool,
372
00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:30,185
get the tool back,
give back the chit.
373
00:20:30,268 --> 00:20:31,395
I fucking did that.
374
00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:32,937
(SCREAMS)
Who the hell has it?
375
00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:35,691
I don't know...
God!
376
00:20:39,403 --> 00:20:41,739
Fuck!
(ALARM BUZZING)
377
00:20:43,031 --> 00:20:47,870
A screwdriver is considered
a deadly weapon.
378
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,750
That is another five
years on your sentence
379
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:55,669
if you are caught with
it in your possession.
380
00:20:55,753 --> 00:20:58,338
I don't like being threatened
for something I didn't do.
381
00:20:58,714 --> 00:21:04,094
No. I'm not threatening you, I'm
informing you of the facts.
382
00:21:04,428 --> 00:21:08,139
Sounds like a threat to me. I
already told you, I don't have it.
383
00:21:08,265 --> 00:21:10,768
I put her in charge of
the tools, it's her fault.
384
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:14,438
Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the
buck on me, it's your fuckin' job.
385
00:21:14,521 --> 00:21:16,231
I'm just a monkey
in a cage, remember?
386
00:21:16,314 --> 00:21:17,566
Oh, no, no, I think
that she means her...
387
00:21:17,649 --> 00:21:20,068
No, I don't need you translating
for me, Honey Boo Boo.
388
00:21:20,151 --> 00:21:21,445
CAPUTO: Be quiet!
389
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,531
If you had done
your job correctly,
390
00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:27,325
we would know who is
responsible for this theft.
391
00:21:28,368 --> 00:21:29,787
I want all these
women searched.
392
00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:31,622
I don't know about
these other bitches,
393
00:21:31,705 --> 00:21:34,458
but no man-guard is patting
me down and coppin' a feel.
394
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:37,294
Of course, as is your right.
395
00:21:37,669 --> 00:21:41,465
Donaldson, take her down to
SHU and let her wait there
396
00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:44,301
until we can find
a female officer to
397
00:21:44,426 --> 00:21:47,053
conduct a thorough,
thorough search.
398
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:49,180
Don't touch me,
I can walk out myself.
399
00:21:49,306 --> 00:21:51,558
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
400
00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:55,813
Yo, smell his breath!
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
401
00:21:58,106 --> 00:22:01,359
Anyone else have a problem
with a male officer?
402
00:22:03,612 --> 00:22:07,658
If you cooperate, it tells
me you have nothing to hide.
403
00:22:08,951 --> 00:22:12,913
If you know who took this
weapon and do not speak up,
404
00:22:13,037 --> 00:22:17,709
you will be considered an
accomplice and charged accordingly.
405
00:22:30,514 --> 00:22:33,851
If your memory is jogged, you
all know where my office is.
406
00:22:40,899 --> 00:22:42,108
Yep, they're good.
407
00:22:42,192 --> 00:22:45,027
Everyone return to camp,
report back here tomorrow.
408
00:22:45,153 --> 00:22:48,030
Jesus Christ, that was scary.
Did he touch your tit?
409
00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:50,200
Cupped my ass.
Who do you think took it?
410
00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:55,956
Someone's going down for this.
411
00:23:07,718 --> 00:23:09,720
You think your angry
friend, Janae, took it?
412
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,620
I wouldn't say
that she's my friend.
413
00:23:11,638 --> 00:23:14,016
I say, "Hi," she says,
"Shut the fuck up."
414
00:23:14,098 --> 00:23:15,934
I say, "Hey, how's it going?"
415
00:23:16,058 --> 00:23:18,896
She sucks her teeth,
maybe calls me "bitch"
416
00:23:18,979 --> 00:23:20,814
or "you Taylor Swift-ass
motherfucker."
417
00:23:20,898 --> 00:23:22,900
We're on our way.
418
00:23:23,025 --> 00:23:25,465
That's just fucking racist, you
look nothing like Taylor Swift.
419
00:23:25,527 --> 00:23:28,070
We do not all look alike,
despite what they think.
420
00:23:30,072 --> 00:23:31,575
Is SHU really that bad?
421
00:23:33,243 --> 00:23:36,872
It's just like the Hamptons,
only fucking horrible.
422
00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:39,290
Okay, yeah,
that was a dumb question.
423
00:23:40,124 --> 00:23:44,671
A lady next door to me in there ate a
rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her.
424
00:23:45,422 --> 00:23:49,885
So, she bit it back,
and back, and back.
425
00:23:50,092 --> 00:23:51,093
Hey.
426
00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:53,597
Hey, brain,
I wanna ask you something.
427
00:23:54,973 --> 00:23:56,266
Okay.
428
00:23:57,976 --> 00:23:59,019
What is this?
429
00:23:59,101 --> 00:24:00,562
A letter to request an appeal.
430
00:24:01,271 --> 00:24:02,230
I need to get out,
431
00:24:02,313 --> 00:24:04,594
'cause my girlfriend's getting
out and I gotta be with her.
432
00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,485
Frankly, I can't wait for that
screamer to hit the bricks.
433
00:24:09,613 --> 00:24:13,283
I'm not so good with words, and
you read everything and shit,
434
00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:14,451
so you'll help me out?
435
00:24:15,786 --> 00:24:17,913
Sure, yeah.
I'll take a look at it.
436
00:24:22,459 --> 00:24:23,627
What?
437
00:24:23,752 --> 00:24:25,420
Happy hour.
Who's up for margaritas?
438
00:24:25,503 --> 00:24:27,589
Last time I drank tequila,
I woke up in Weehawken.
439
00:24:27,672 --> 00:24:29,424
Yeah, isn't that
where you're from?
440
00:24:29,507 --> 00:24:30,508
Fucking shithole.
441
00:24:30,634 --> 00:24:32,010
Yeah, well,
Piper loves tequila.
442
00:24:33,177 --> 00:24:35,597
I gotta go.
443
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,058
What? Afraid I'll tell them
the pork chop story?
444
00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:40,560
NICKY: Yeah, this is
fuckin' weird, okay?
445
00:24:40,727 --> 00:24:44,146
I have a pork chop story, too.
You go first.
446
00:24:47,191 --> 00:24:48,359
They're under the bed.
447
00:24:48,485 --> 00:24:49,486
What?
448
00:24:49,861 --> 00:24:52,990
Your books.
I don't like clutter.
449
00:24:53,115 --> 00:24:55,784
Yeah. No, clutter's
the worst.
450
00:24:56,118 --> 00:24:57,744
You get hit on the head today?
451
00:24:58,328 --> 00:24:59,329
Okay.
452
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:05,335
Yo! Dump your shit,
they're doing a sweep.
453
00:25:08,505 --> 00:25:09,506
My God.
454
00:25:09,673 --> 00:25:10,674
What did you do?
455
00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:12,717
I don't know. I literally...
I do not know.
456
00:25:12,843 --> 00:25:15,303
It was a mistake. I can't believe...
Fuck! Fuck!
457
00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:18,515
Outside! Both of you.
458
00:25:20,851 --> 00:25:23,436
This is a mandatory
random bunk inspection.
459
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,721
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
460
00:25:27,315 --> 00:25:28,525
(HUMMING)
461
00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:11,651
All clear.
462
00:26:16,614 --> 00:26:18,616
What were you thinking?
463
00:26:18,742 --> 00:26:19,701
(WHISPERING)
My sweatshirt was outside.
464
00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:21,411
I don't remember
putting it in my pocket.
465
00:26:21,494 --> 00:26:24,330
Maybe I am losing my memory.
Jesus.
466
00:26:24,414 --> 00:26:26,655
No, I'll just tell them the truth.
I'll just give it back.
467
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:28,001
You can't do that!
Why?
468
00:26:28,085 --> 00:26:30,252
Because here they
don't believe the truth.
469
00:26:30,336 --> 00:26:32,756
They'll throw you in SHU
and me as an accomplice.
470
00:26:34,091 --> 00:26:36,176
What should I do? Should I just...
Should I dump it in the yard?
471
00:26:36,384 --> 00:26:39,303
Suppose some nut job,
like your peeing admirer,
472
00:26:39,429 --> 00:26:42,390
were to find it and stab your
tall girlfriend in the eye.
473
00:26:43,016 --> 00:26:44,392
It would come
back to you, and you
474
00:26:44,517 --> 00:26:45,852
would be
an accomplice to murder.
475
00:26:45,936 --> 00:26:51,273
If you ever want to go home, get
that screwdriver back on that wall.
476
00:26:52,776 --> 00:26:53,902
PORNSTACHE: All clear!
477
00:27:03,703 --> 00:27:04,704
Place looks like crap.
478
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,457
We're lucky they're letting us
set up at all, after the raid.
479
00:27:07,707 --> 00:27:09,308
Would you get more
over on the left side?
480
00:27:10,794 --> 00:27:12,378
'Cause that'll really
make it more festive?
481
00:27:12,462 --> 00:27:13,463
(LAUGHS)
482
00:27:13,964 --> 00:27:15,882
All we need now is
a pinata full of rats.
483
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,593
You know what, stretch?
Your ass
484
00:27:18,718 --> 00:27:20,470
just got uninvited.
Thanks for the help.
485
00:27:21,763 --> 00:27:24,975
Oh, shit. I just got uninvited to
the most depressing party ever.
486
00:27:26,101 --> 00:27:28,352
What will I do now to
make me not wanna kill myself?
487
00:27:28,478 --> 00:27:29,813
(LAUGHS)
488
00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:31,815
She's kind of right.
489
00:27:32,774 --> 00:27:35,193
This is more depressing
than a Tori Amos cover band.
490
00:27:35,317 --> 00:27:37,821
Look, when in Rome,
use what you got.
491
00:27:37,946 --> 00:27:38,989
Unless what you
got ain't enough
492
00:27:39,114 --> 00:27:40,949
to keep your woman.
Reflect, yo.
493
00:27:42,242 --> 00:27:44,242
Chapman's writing my appeal,
and she's hella smart,
494
00:27:44,244 --> 00:27:45,536
so I'm gonna be
out of here soon.
495
00:27:46,746 --> 00:27:48,498
With Mercy, my girl.
496
00:27:48,665 --> 00:27:50,792
(LAUGHS) Wigga, please.
497
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,961
Mercy gonna dump your ass the
second she gets out of here.
498
00:27:53,044 --> 00:27:54,796
She likes new, shiny things.
499
00:27:54,879 --> 00:27:58,133
And out of here, you are
as dull as an old pencil,
500
00:27:58,758 --> 00:28:00,802
with saggy tits and a
fucked-up tattoo on its neck.
501
00:28:00,885 --> 00:28:06,390
Oh, Butchy, face it. I win, you lose.
She hates you. She loves me.
502
00:28:06,599 --> 00:28:09,644
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
And she "loved" me, too.
503
00:28:10,478 --> 00:28:14,356
For two whole years, and then she
dropped my butch ass for you.
504
00:28:14,524 --> 00:28:16,067
And if you don't think
that's the way she do,
505
00:28:16,193 --> 00:28:18,528
then you are dumber than you look,
which is pretty fuckin' dumb,
506
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:19,821
'cause you look like
your relatives have been
507
00:28:19,904 --> 00:28:21,405
fucking each
other for generations.
508
00:28:22,364 --> 00:28:25,327
Yeah, she'll do
the same to you.
509
00:28:26,536 --> 00:28:29,206
That girl was raised by animals,
she don't know how to love.
510
00:28:30,373 --> 00:28:32,334
Yeah? Well, you're fat.
511
00:28:35,212 --> 00:28:38,215
Oh, you got me.
512
00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:02,613
Hey, Dandelion!
I've been missin' on you.
513
00:29:03,823 --> 00:29:08,995
Hey, don't be ignoring me now.
I do like I do.
514
00:29:09,412 --> 00:29:12,456
Don't be mad at me, Dandelion.
I'm sorry.
515
00:29:16,669 --> 00:29:18,069
Just don't make me angry,
all right?
516
00:29:18,755 --> 00:29:21,341
You don't wanna see
me when I'm angry.
517
00:29:24,135 --> 00:29:26,263
So I drank a lot of water!
518
00:29:26,346 --> 00:29:27,389
Oh, my God.
519
00:29:29,473 --> 00:29:31,935
Oh, Mr. Healy. Do you mind if
I talk to you for a second?
520
00:29:32,018 --> 00:29:34,771
Chapman, I don't wanna hear
about the job thing.
521
00:29:35,438 --> 00:29:39,609
I put you in Electric because
there's toxic mold in the GED room.
522
00:29:39,692 --> 00:29:42,570
The education program
has been suspended.
523
00:29:42,653 --> 00:29:43,780
That's life. Deal with it.
524
00:29:44,281 --> 00:29:47,700
The... I... That's actually,
that's not um, what I...
525
00:29:49,827 --> 00:29:51,454
I actually wanted to thank you.
526
00:29:52,830 --> 00:29:53,915
Okay.
527
00:29:53,998 --> 00:29:55,666
Great. That's great.
528
00:29:59,503 --> 00:30:00,588
You wanted to thank me?
529
00:30:00,671 --> 00:30:05,302
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, I haven't...
530
00:30:06,136 --> 00:30:07,971
I haven't quite
figured it out yet,
531
00:30:08,054 --> 00:30:10,140
but I'm gonna be
able to rewire a lamp.
532
00:30:12,058 --> 00:30:15,519
Soon. And I'm very
excited about that.
533
00:30:15,645 --> 00:30:21,901
I've always felt that I lacked
practical skills in life and...
534
00:30:22,986 --> 00:30:23,987
I don't know.
535
00:30:24,321 --> 00:30:25,488
Are you okay, Chapman?
536
00:30:28,283 --> 00:30:30,124
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I'm just, I'm just tired.
537
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,162
I hear there was
a problem in your shop.
538
00:30:32,454 --> 00:30:34,122
I hope you're staying
clear of trouble.
539
00:30:34,622 --> 00:30:38,751
Of course, of course,
of course. Yeah.
540
00:30:39,961 --> 00:30:41,463
I'm sure they'll
find the culprit.
541
00:30:41,712 --> 00:30:45,842
That's great. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything.
542
00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,652
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
543
00:31:08,448 --> 00:31:09,699
(SIGHS)
544
00:31:15,538 --> 00:31:17,665
Heard you were helping
Tricia with a letter.
545
00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:23,129
Oh, I just said that I would
look at it with her. I don't...
546
00:31:23,213 --> 00:31:24,297
I don't want any trouble.
547
00:31:25,048 --> 00:31:27,800
Neither do I. I just want
you to help me with mine.
548
00:31:27,884 --> 00:31:29,084
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, same here.
549
00:31:31,388 --> 00:31:34,015
Well, I'm not a lawyer.
You guys know that, right?
550
00:31:34,098 --> 00:31:38,311
I just said that I would
look over it with her.
551
00:31:40,063 --> 00:31:42,565
But I guess that I can do
that with you guys, too.
552
00:31:42,648 --> 00:31:47,904
So, why don't we set up a time to
talk, or, I guess, times to talk?
553
00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:50,614
Why not now?
No day like today.
554
00:31:55,286 --> 00:31:56,287
Now is really not a good time.
555
00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:57,705
Wow, blanca. Really?
556
00:31:57,788 --> 00:31:59,582
No. I need to look
over everything first,
557
00:31:59,665 --> 00:32:01,042
so why don't you
leave the papers with me.
558
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,206
Okay, well, how about this?
559
00:32:02,252 --> 00:32:03,586
I'm innocent, I was set up.
How about that?
560
00:32:03,711 --> 00:32:05,629
Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in
Jersey when that shit went down.
561
00:32:05,755 --> 00:32:08,425
And, I mean, I may be a thief, but
I'm not an embezzler, you know.
562
00:32:08,550 --> 00:32:09,800
And that guy shot himself.
563
00:32:09,926 --> 00:32:11,386
We should probably look at...
I don't know anybody.
564
00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:13,054
This is my room.
565
00:32:14,805 --> 00:32:16,266
Not a sorority.
566
00:32:18,642 --> 00:32:21,687
I'm sorry. I know how
you feel about guests.
567
00:32:21,771 --> 00:32:24,941
I asked them to leave. They
are looking for legal help.
568
00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:26,484
If you want to
open a law office,
569
00:32:26,609 --> 00:32:29,153
do it someplace else.
Not in my room!
570
00:32:32,490 --> 00:32:33,491
Ladies,
571
00:32:34,617 --> 00:32:35,618
if you don't mind.
572
00:32:37,495 --> 00:32:39,330
Food stamp fraud?
I mean, really,
573
00:32:39,456 --> 00:32:41,291
I was only feeding
starving children.
574
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:49,924
Yeah.
575
00:32:58,015 --> 00:33:00,017
Did you take care of
that problem of yours?
576
00:33:00,518 --> 00:33:01,978
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
577
00:33:02,145 --> 00:33:03,605
Yeah. It's all good.
578
00:33:07,984 --> 00:33:10,653
Wait, shortie, you want a book
to read, or a step stool?
579
00:33:10,736 --> 00:33:14,532
'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't
steppin' on the Goblet of Fire.
580
00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:16,493
Don't be fuckin'
with Harry Potter.
581
00:33:16,576 --> 00:33:19,621
Now, you could
step up on Ulysses.
582
00:33:19,703 --> 00:33:23,666
Everyone says it's so genius,
but I call it bullshit.
583
00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:25,335
No one wants to go through
all that ramblin'.
584
00:33:25,418 --> 00:33:28,129
Ain't nobody got time for that.
585
00:33:29,005 --> 00:33:31,286
Look at you, you're having a
little Barnes & Nobles moment.
586
00:33:31,299 --> 00:33:34,511
Oh, my bunkie is
hosting Bible study,
587
00:33:34,677 --> 00:33:36,638
which usually I can tune out,
588
00:33:36,804 --> 00:33:38,181
but once they
started arguing over
589
00:33:38,264 --> 00:33:40,766
who gets raptured first,
I had to go.
590
00:33:41,392 --> 00:33:42,893
Yeah.
591
00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:44,812
I am so getting raptured first.
592
00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:46,397
Yeah, I've technically
died on three
593
00:33:46,523 --> 00:33:48,608
separate occasions
and I've met God.
594
00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:50,693
Dude fucking loves me.
(LAUGHS)
595
00:33:52,654 --> 00:33:55,739
I had this roommate,
she was a history major.
596
00:33:56,616 --> 00:34:00,370
She claims that she died
doing a bunch of whip-its
597
00:34:00,828 --> 00:34:02,308
and that an angel
of darkness gave her
598
00:34:02,372 --> 00:34:04,915
all the answers to her Renaissance
final and sent her back.
599
00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,502
How'd she do?
I think she got a B.
600
00:34:07,877 --> 00:34:10,129
That's not bad.
Yeah.
601
00:34:10,213 --> 00:34:11,422
What was your major?
602
00:34:11,755 --> 00:34:14,509
Oh, I just lived on campus,
went to parties.
603
00:34:14,592 --> 00:34:16,927
No moolah and no school-ah.
604
00:34:17,928 --> 00:34:22,392
Although sometimes I sat in on classes.
Film classes, free movies.
605
00:34:24,394 --> 00:34:25,562
Is that how you know Chapman?
606
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,150
Kind of.
607
00:34:31,901 --> 00:34:33,403
Look, I've been in
here almost three years.
608
00:34:33,486 --> 00:34:36,030
I thought I saw all the
permutations of runcher theater,
609
00:34:36,113 --> 00:34:37,990
but you two are in
a whole new play.
610
00:34:38,824 --> 00:34:41,202
What the fuck
went on with you outside?
611
00:34:41,619 --> 00:34:43,204
I don't know. Things.
612
00:34:45,582 --> 00:34:46,583
And stuff.
613
00:34:48,084 --> 00:34:52,088
Fine. I'll let my imagination
keep running wild.
614
00:34:52,422 --> 00:34:54,632
Wait, three years? How much
time do you have left?
615
00:34:55,383 --> 00:34:56,342
Two more.
616
00:34:56,426 --> 00:34:57,968
Jesus fuck.
617
00:34:58,595 --> 00:34:59,596
What for?
618
00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:03,099
Drugs, basically.
What do you have?
619
00:35:05,518 --> 00:35:07,937
Counting good time,
subtract the three,
620
00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:10,231
add the one...
A fuckload.
621
00:35:11,315 --> 00:35:12,525
Of shitty time.
622
00:35:13,610 --> 00:35:17,739
With shitty, smelly, farting,
623
00:35:17,821 --> 00:35:20,700
crazy, stupid fucking bitches.
624
00:35:22,034 --> 00:35:23,703
Most of whom fucking hate me.
625
00:35:26,664 --> 00:35:29,667
Yo, should we plan an escape?
626
00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:30,793
(LAUGHS)
627
00:35:31,377 --> 00:35:32,420
Where do you wanna go?
628
00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:38,259
I don't even know anymore.
I used to.
629
00:35:41,638 --> 00:35:43,514
I had grand plans.
630
00:35:45,683 --> 00:35:48,269
Now I can't even get past the
swirling darkness in my brain
631
00:35:48,352 --> 00:35:51,939
long enough to
land on anything.
632
00:35:52,982 --> 00:35:54,024
(SOBS)
633
00:35:56,527 --> 00:36:00,281
Oh, man. I was just starting
to like you, Vause.
634
00:36:00,990 --> 00:36:02,325
You gonna go soft on me?
635
00:36:06,162 --> 00:36:07,163
(SNIFFLES)
636
00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:10,667
Oh, fuck. Come here.
637
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,378
It'll be okay, sister.
638
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,639
There's always hope
tomorrow'll be taco night.
639
00:36:18,007 --> 00:36:19,509
Tomorrow's beef and noodles.
640
00:36:21,218 --> 00:36:22,261
Or beef and noodles.
641
00:36:22,386 --> 00:36:23,471
(CHUCKLES)
642
00:36:30,645 --> 00:36:31,688
What are you reading?
643
00:36:32,855 --> 00:36:35,316
Oh, I'm going
over Tricia's appeal.
644
00:36:35,399 --> 00:36:37,943
It's a... It's a mess.
645
00:36:38,611 --> 00:36:42,406
I want to say no,
but she really needs help.
646
00:36:43,366 --> 00:36:44,492
Is the light bothering you?
647
00:36:45,242 --> 00:36:46,410
The light is fine.
648
00:36:46,536 --> 00:36:47,537
Okay.
649
00:36:49,205 --> 00:36:53,250
Have you ever written anything like this?
An appeal?
650
00:36:54,293 --> 00:36:56,003
I'm really not
sure where to start.
651
00:37:01,551 --> 00:37:05,388
(WHISPERING) Miss Claudette?
Are you asleep?
652
00:37:07,223 --> 00:37:09,809
Maybe you should stay out
of other people's affairs.
653
00:37:11,268 --> 00:37:14,480
Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt
and actually legible letter
654
00:37:14,564 --> 00:37:17,692
would help her case, you know?
655
00:37:17,775 --> 00:37:19,235
There's always a chance, right?
656
00:37:21,195 --> 00:37:22,864
Hope is a dangerous thing.
657
00:37:25,449 --> 00:37:29,203
You come in here and you tell
me you've come up empty?
658
00:37:29,912 --> 00:37:34,917
No, that's unacceptable.
It's totally unacceptable.
659
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,210
You find it.
660
00:37:36,377 --> 00:37:39,296
Sir, shouldn't this
be on Luschek?
661
00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:42,425
It's Luschek's
fault it's missing,
662
00:37:42,550 --> 00:37:45,887
it's your fault
it hasn't been found.
663
00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:49,599
You go easy on these girls
and what happens?
664
00:37:49,682 --> 00:37:50,974
They take advantage.
665
00:37:51,475 --> 00:37:55,187
These women are fucking criminals.
Have you forgotten that?
666
00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,940
And don't get me
started on Luschek.
667
00:37:58,065 --> 00:38:00,025
You know how many times
I tried to fire his ass?
668
00:38:00,109 --> 00:38:02,779
Fucking unions were not created
669
00:38:02,862 --> 00:38:04,447
to protect
the drunk and retarded,
670
00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:05,865
yet lookie here.
(LAUGHS)
671
00:38:08,785 --> 00:38:11,704
It's a lot harder to laugh
with a punctured lung.
672
00:38:12,037 --> 00:38:13,997
It goes right between the ribs.
(LAUGHS)
673
00:38:15,124 --> 00:38:16,292
Ticklish, sir.
674
00:38:19,002 --> 00:38:21,088
It can be used to kill a CO.
675
00:38:21,631 --> 00:38:24,300
It's happened before
and it wouldn't surprise me
676
00:38:24,383 --> 00:38:26,636
if it happened again.
677
00:38:26,761 --> 00:38:28,596
Find the fucking screwdriver!
678
00:38:38,355 --> 00:38:40,075
(WHISPERS) The screwdriver
is still in there.
679
00:38:40,650 --> 00:38:41,943
What?
680
00:38:42,819 --> 00:38:44,111
I tried returning
it to the shop,
681
00:38:44,236 --> 00:38:45,557
but they were
patting people down.
682
00:38:45,822 --> 00:38:46,906
You lied to me?
683
00:38:46,989 --> 00:38:47,990
I was gonna
return it this morning.
684
00:38:48,115 --> 00:38:50,367
I didn't realize that there
was gonna be a sneak attack.
685
00:38:51,118 --> 00:38:52,369
Where is it?
686
00:38:54,163 --> 00:38:55,289
It's under the mattress.
687
00:39:14,183 --> 00:39:15,351
It's clean!
688
00:39:18,187 --> 00:39:20,189
This is a mandatory
bunk inspection.
689
00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,475
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
690
00:39:25,235 --> 00:39:27,947
MAN ON PA: If you have any
information, please come forward.
691
00:39:28,113 --> 00:39:31,993
You're as sick as your secrets, ladies.
Sick as your secrets.
692
00:39:32,869 --> 00:39:35,538
It's gone. I have
no idea where it went.
693
00:39:36,622 --> 00:39:38,833
I'm losing my mind. Jesus!
694
00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:41,043
Am I really going crazy?
695
00:39:42,628 --> 00:39:44,839
Shit. Well,
696
00:39:47,383 --> 00:39:51,136
either way, problem solved.
697
00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:54,181
My problem is solved,
yours has just begun.
698
00:39:55,391 --> 00:39:56,392
What?
699
00:39:56,684 --> 00:40:00,771
You lied to me. That's strike two.
If there's a strike three...
700
00:40:00,897 --> 00:40:03,941
Can you please just cut me
a little bit of slack?
701
00:40:04,901 --> 00:40:05,985
Slack?
702
00:40:06,276 --> 00:40:07,319
Slack!
703
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,951
I have been here for
less than two weeks.
704
00:40:15,703 --> 00:40:19,540
I have been
starved out, felt up,
705
00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:25,838
teased, stalked, threatened,
706
00:40:26,296 --> 00:40:28,424
and called Taylor Swift.
707
00:40:28,549 --> 00:40:31,510
And now, you.
708
00:40:34,137 --> 00:40:36,306
I am doing my best
to learn the ropes.
709
00:40:36,432 --> 00:40:38,350
I really, really am.
710
00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:42,980
(WHISPERS) The screwdriver
is no longer here.
711
00:40:43,856 --> 00:40:45,536
(NORMAL VOICE) It cannot
get you in trouble.
712
00:40:47,526 --> 00:40:49,820
I take full responsibility,
713
00:40:49,946 --> 00:40:52,114
and I may be suffering from
short-term memory loss
714
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:53,282
and I don't know why,
715
00:40:53,365 --> 00:40:56,452
so can you please
just cut me some slack?
716
00:40:59,622 --> 00:41:00,790
Okay?
717
00:41:06,169 --> 00:41:07,129
MISS CLAUDETTE: Okay?
718
00:41:07,254 --> 00:41:08,213
(MISS CLAUDETTE SPEAKING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
719
00:41:08,297 --> 00:41:10,173
Do you hear what I'm saying?
720
00:41:11,467 --> 00:41:13,552
Everyone must take a shower.
721
00:41:14,303 --> 00:41:18,766
You go in, get undressed,
and bathe now.
722
00:41:20,059 --> 00:41:21,978
What's going on?
723
00:41:22,478 --> 00:41:24,354
Speak up for yourself!
724
00:41:26,065 --> 00:41:27,483
Leave us be.
725
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:39,495
What happened to you?
726
00:41:41,789 --> 00:41:42,790
(SOBBING)
727
00:41:43,874 --> 00:41:45,167
You can tell me.
728
00:41:59,890 --> 00:42:00,933
(GASPS)
729
00:42:09,566 --> 00:42:12,194
TAYSTEE: "The world ain't
all sunshine and rainbows
730
00:42:12,361 --> 00:42:14,030
"It's a very mean place
731
00:42:14,113 --> 00:42:17,574
"So you wind up in prison and
everybody's up in your face
732
00:42:18,034 --> 00:42:19,869
"I don't care
how tough you are,
733
00:42:19,994 --> 00:42:21,829
"The world will
beat you to your knees
734
00:42:22,038 --> 00:42:25,041
"You lay down with dogs,
you wake up with fleas
735
00:42:25,124 --> 00:42:27,376
"Nobody's gonna hit
you harder than life
736
00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:30,171
"Not a guard, not a gangster,
not even your wife
737
00:42:31,296 --> 00:42:36,719
"Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's
no need to sit around and pout
738
00:42:36,844 --> 00:42:38,971
"We gonna open up a booth,
so you can
739
00:42:39,096 --> 00:42:41,306
"Sit and mourn
for your lost youth"
740
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,476
I hope you enjoyed
my original piece.
741
00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:47,229
It was a Taystee delight.
Thank you,
742
00:42:47,354 --> 00:42:49,899
and I bid you all a good night.
743
00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:51,441
(ALL APPLAUDING)
744
00:42:51,901 --> 00:42:54,570
Yo, please, that ain't yours!
745
00:42:54,653 --> 00:42:56,238
You stole half that
shit from Rocky VI.
746
00:42:56,363 --> 00:42:59,200
Maybe, but I made it rhyme.
747
00:42:59,282 --> 00:43:00,283
(LAUGHS) True.
748
00:43:02,285 --> 00:43:03,996
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
749
00:43:10,211 --> 00:43:12,254
Don't know how you
are with the word stuff,
750
00:43:12,337 --> 00:43:14,131
but "uninvited"
means "not invited."
751
00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:16,092
Yeah, I'm just
using the microwave.
752
00:43:16,258 --> 00:43:17,426
Yeah, right.
753
00:43:19,053 --> 00:43:20,973
I don't want to be
at this lame-ass thing anyway.
754
00:43:21,722 --> 00:43:23,283
And yet you decided
to cook your noodles
755
00:43:23,348 --> 00:43:25,059
right in the middle of it all.
756
00:43:26,435 --> 00:43:29,438
Baby, high school
is high school.
757
00:43:31,107 --> 00:43:32,608
Thanks.
758
00:43:32,733 --> 00:43:36,403
And don't be talking
to me, white girl.
759
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,328
You okay?
760
00:43:45,788 --> 00:43:48,373
No. I'm gonna miss you.
761
00:43:48,958 --> 00:43:51,127
And I may be in here
for a little while.
762
00:43:53,295 --> 00:43:54,630
Promise you'll wait for me?
763
00:43:56,006 --> 00:43:58,467
Baby, course I promise.
764
00:44:00,177 --> 00:44:02,096
Don't let Boo
get into your head.
765
00:44:03,264 --> 00:44:04,306
I'm your girl.
766
00:44:12,815 --> 00:44:14,524
Plenty of other pussy in here.
767
00:44:16,318 --> 00:44:17,527
Let it go.
768
00:44:18,403 --> 00:44:19,655
Come on, white girl.
769
00:44:28,872 --> 00:44:30,332
(LAUGHS)
770
00:44:46,056 --> 00:44:47,308
You scared me.
771
00:44:47,390 --> 00:44:49,893
Yeah, I get that a lot.
What? No party for you?
772
00:44:50,727 --> 00:44:52,146
No.
773
00:44:53,689 --> 00:44:55,316
You all right, kitten?
774
00:44:57,151 --> 00:44:59,695
I think I might've gotten Miss
Claudette really mad at me.
775
00:45:01,197 --> 00:45:04,200
Look, you know how some people
have imaginary friends?
776
00:45:05,408 --> 00:45:08,453
I think you might
have imaginary enemies.
777
00:45:11,414 --> 00:45:12,541
What did she say to you?
778
00:45:12,791 --> 00:45:13,750
Miss Claudette?
779
00:45:13,876 --> 00:45:15,585
No, Alex.
780
00:45:16,503 --> 00:45:18,005
Wouldn't you like to know?
781
00:45:18,214 --> 00:45:20,174
Yes, I would.
782
00:45:23,593 --> 00:45:25,221
She said you were a squirter.
783
00:45:26,930 --> 00:45:29,058
I don't... That's...
784
00:45:30,391 --> 00:45:34,521
Once. It happened once. And
it took us both by surprise.
785
00:45:35,856 --> 00:45:36,899
Wow.
786
00:45:37,649 --> 00:45:40,694
I was kidding. But good to know.
Oh!
787
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:44,740
Whatever they are,
she's keeping your secrets.
788
00:45:44,865 --> 00:45:47,076
But I'll get 'em out of you.
More than once.
789
00:45:49,536 --> 00:45:51,997
Do you think that she'll try
and hurt me in my sleep?
790
00:45:52,248 --> 00:45:53,249
Who, Alex?
791
00:45:53,332 --> 00:45:55,876
No. Miss Claudette.
792
00:45:57,044 --> 00:46:00,047
Miss Claudette was into some
kind of slave-trade shit.
793
00:46:00,130 --> 00:46:03,592
All that murder talk is rumor,
and if you ask me, bullshit.
794
00:46:03,717 --> 00:46:06,762
So unless you're worried she's
gonna harbor you illegally,
795
00:46:06,887 --> 00:46:08,013
I wouldn't sweat it.
796
00:46:11,934 --> 00:46:14,937
WOMAN ON PA: Guard Samson, report
to check-in for roll call.
797
00:46:15,312 --> 00:46:17,606
Guard Samson, report to
check-in for roll call.
798
00:46:21,985 --> 00:46:23,106
You didn't come to mail call.
799
00:46:23,946 --> 00:46:25,155
I never get any mail.
800
00:46:25,446 --> 00:46:26,447
You did today.
801
00:46:43,632 --> 00:46:44,883
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
802
00:46:47,136 --> 00:46:49,805
Hello, Mr. Jones.
I'm from Clean Makers.
803
00:46:49,888 --> 00:46:52,975
The regular girl couldn't
make it, so I'm here.
804
00:47:01,108 --> 00:47:02,567
(TAP FLOWING)
805
00:47:46,653 --> 00:47:47,696
What are you doing?
806
00:47:48,155 --> 00:47:51,074
Oh, you. I got cake
from Red, so fuck off.
807
00:47:51,532 --> 00:47:52,701
I said, what are you doing?
808
00:47:52,784 --> 00:47:53,743
Mind your own business.
809
00:47:53,869 --> 00:47:55,536
I see those drugs in your hand.
810
00:47:55,704 --> 00:47:57,789
The more you struggle,
the more it will hurt.
811
00:47:57,873 --> 00:47:59,749
Get the fuck off me,
you old bitch!
812
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:02,503
You can't take away that
girl's shot at getting out.
813
00:48:02,585 --> 00:48:03,544
I don't know what
you're talking about.
814
00:48:03,670 --> 00:48:04,838
Yes, you do!
815
00:48:06,423 --> 00:48:09,592
You will not steal Mercy's
date over a school girl crush!
816
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,888
You can't play with
someone's life like that.
817
00:48:14,390 --> 00:48:15,556
But I love her.
818
00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:18,894
Love
819
00:48:20,896 --> 00:48:22,105
is not an excuse!
820
00:48:31,532 --> 00:48:34,034
(ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER RADIO)
821
00:48:45,254 --> 00:48:46,505
(RADIO SWITCHES OFF)
822
00:49:00,143 --> 00:49:03,105
I'd like a pair of pliers
and a wire-cutter, please.
823
00:49:13,449 --> 00:49:16,243
Oh, so is that the screwdriver?
824
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,788
Lucky for you gals, I found
this thing under the sink.
825
00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:26,253
Now let's all get back
to normal, all right?
826
00:49:26,336 --> 00:49:28,964
Make the lamps work.
Leave me alone.
827
00:49:31,049 --> 00:49:32,092
Have a nice day.
828
00:49:43,145 --> 00:49:44,438
(MOANING)
829
00:50:44,039 --> 00:50:45,332
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
830
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,418
Mercy's leaving.
831
00:50:55,925 --> 00:50:56,926
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
832
00:50:57,052 --> 00:50:58,220
Come in.
833
00:50:58,345 --> 00:50:59,346
Do you have a second?
834
00:50:59,888 --> 00:51:01,390
No. But you're here now.
835
00:51:03,266 --> 00:51:04,601
I've changed my mind.
836
00:51:08,063 --> 00:51:09,772
I'd like to reopen my case.
837
00:51:17,406 --> 00:51:22,578
MAN ON PA: Abusive and obscene language
is strictly prohibited under Code 404.
838
00:51:41,430 --> 00:51:42,556
Be good, okay?
839
00:51:48,645 --> 00:51:49,938
Sorry I've been such a dick.
840
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,610
You know, I'm gonna
miss you, little girl.
841
00:51:58,614 --> 00:51:59,656
Black.
842
00:52:08,789 --> 00:52:10,375
Hey, that's enough, ladies.
Break it up.
843
00:52:10,459 --> 00:52:12,586
Come on. Hey, hey!
844
00:52:12,669 --> 00:52:15,880
No tongue-fucking in the
visitation room, you know that.
845
00:52:17,466 --> 00:52:18,467
Love you.
846
00:52:19,134 --> 00:52:20,636
I promise I'm
gonna wait for you.
847
00:52:25,181 --> 00:52:26,725
Bye, guys.
848
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,276
Be good, okay?
849
00:52:49,647 --> 00:52:54,935
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00:52:55,135 --> 00:53:00,135
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