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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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And now what? You wipe it up,
but that does not disinfect.
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How are you going to disinfect?
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I don't know.
I've never cleaned up
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another person's pee before.
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Quite a privileged
life you've led!
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Yeah, well, now...
Now I'm here.
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I have to be up in three hours.
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I ought to knock
you into Tuesday
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for bringing that
baggage to my house!
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Like I asked for this?
I don't want this.
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I don't know what to do.
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About what?
You clean the piss!
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The piss,
the stalker, your anger,
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my cluelessness, disinfectant.
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There is another
person's pee on me,
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and I'm not allowed to use the
bathroom until the morning.
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I have to sleep with
stranger pee on me.
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Oh, Coo-coo. It's hard for you.
Little girl lost.
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Claudette, you push the button.
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It's called an elevator.
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Don't be scared.
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C'mon.
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It's a magic flying box.
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Step in.
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Come.
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Dee! Where's Dee?
Get over here, child.
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Dee, take off that uniform,
put an iron to it,
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and if you're not ready
to go in five minutes,
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I'm sending you back
on the next boat! Go!
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Baptiste, close the door, you're
letting all the heat out.
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Get in here.
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Who's this one?
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This is Claudette.
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Look at this skinny cat.
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Open your mouth. How are
your teeth, skinny cat?
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I want to go home.
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This is your home now. And you
will only speak English here.
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Understand? Let me hear.
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Yes, understanding.
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Mmm.
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Go in the back and get changed.
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Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall.
Go on! There's work to do.
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Work?
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Yes. You'll be working for me until
you pay off your parents' debt.
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Now get in the back
and change your clothes.
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How about we feed
the cat, Ti Tessa?
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Give her a moment
to breathe. It's all new.
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It's all new! Ah!
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You got your money, Baptiste.
Why are you still here?
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No one makes manje kreyol like you.
You cook like home.
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Bah!
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Go in the kitchen, both of you.
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I won't let
anything bad happen.
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I promise.
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I got mad respect for you, OG.
You know, mad props.
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Um, can I ask you something?
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I don't know, can you?
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Yeah. It's just that my girl,
Mercy, is getting out,
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and I was thinking maybe you could
make that cake that you do.
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Like, the one you made at Easter.
That shit was the bomb.
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I made it to celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Well, Mercy be resurrecting
up out of here, right?
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Don't you think
that deserve cake?
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Are you saying your Mercy is
like the good Lord, Jesus?
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Did your Mercy die for our sins?
I don't think so.
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She's my boo.
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I'm tired and not in the mood.
Go away now.
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My friends went
a little overboard.
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When I first got here, my friends
sent me all kind of shit, too.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Oh.
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You got anything sexy in there?
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Um, I might have
some Nicholson Baker.
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Who?
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You need to leave.
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Take some books with you.
Educate yourself.
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Not that it helped this one.
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So, what you want?
You want some of this, huh?
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You like this?
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I can make you feel good.
That's how much I love my girl.
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I'm struck by your devotion.
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And sick to my stomach, too.
Get out!
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I'm gonna find
something you want, OG.
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You keep thinking,
I'll keep thinking.
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Out!
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Children.
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I got a new job assignment.
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I don't like mess.
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I'm sorry.
I'll organize them.
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Book mess, piss mess.
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I know.
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You take care of it or...
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Newts!
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Newts? Where are my newts?
Gather. Here.
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Newts?
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It's his adorable
word for newbies.
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What are you doing?
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It's an art piece representing the
futility of blue-collar labor
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in a technological age.
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And vaginas.
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Go gather
before he yells in your face.
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He's got breath
like dead things.
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Welcome to the electric shop.
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Tools are kept here.
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If you want a tool,
turn in a chit.
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Chits have numbers. The
numbers are assigned to you.
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If the tools go missing,
we know who has them,
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and your ass is grass.
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Demonstration.
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You.
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My chit number is seven.
They all have seven on 'em.
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I hand a chit in,
I get my tool.
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I hand the tool back,
I get my chit back.
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Hey, Rabbit Pearl!
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Ease back, all right?
We're all gonna go numb.
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Anyways, simple as that.
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Mr. Luschek, I think that
there's been a mistake.
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I asked to be put in
the education program.
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Is that right, sweetheart?
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Yes. I think I'd be more useful there.
I was a TA in college.
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Oh, what's that, like,
"tits" and "ass?"
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I'm just saying that I know
something about teaching.
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I don't know the first thing
about electrical work.
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Uh, repeat after me,
"Don't electrocute yourself."
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"Don't electrocute yourself."
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Now you know the first thing.
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Here, read this.
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Then
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fix this.
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The light turns on, you can call it a day.
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That goes for all of you newts.
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Read, fix the lamp, go away.
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That's your day,
that's your job.
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Jobs pay.
This is bullshit.
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You're making 11 cents an hour.
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Right. So I could,
like, save up
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and buy a $6 Pepsi
at the company store?
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Pepsi, $5.75.
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It's bullshit.
I ain't picking cotton.
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God, you're one of them.
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Bet your ass I am.
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Fine. Sit in the cage
and check out the tools.
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In other words, sit on your
ass and do nothing all day.
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You think you can handle that?
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You speakin' my language.
That's what I'm talking about.
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I need a wrench.
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Voila! The monkey can dance.
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What'd you call me?
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You lose a tool, you go to SHU.
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Time for my nap.
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So you go to that address
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and you tell them I trained
you in my kitchen.
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They'll pay you
shit and work you
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like a Chinese on the railroad,
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but it's a job.
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Red, thank you
so much for this.
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You don't come
back here, all right?
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That's what I'm hopin'.
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I hope so, too.
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Most of these girls
are in and out so much,
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it's like they're
fucking the place.
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Mercy, can I have your combs?
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Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock.
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How about your muumuu?
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Fine.
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What about this?
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You'll swim in that.
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I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps.
You know, for stretching.
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Okay, whatever.
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"Whatever?" That's my shirt.
I gave you that shirt.
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Yeah. You gave it
to me, so it's mine.
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And I can give
it to who I want.
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Little girl, don't
make me go mental on you.
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Boo, you don't run me no more.
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Hmm.
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I know you miss my ass.
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But Tricia's been
taking real good care of it,
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and soon it's
walkin' out of here.
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Let me look at it.
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You might wanna wash it.
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Still got some stank on it.
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You know,
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it's not your ass
that I want anymore,
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it's your back.
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Yeah. You better
watch it, bitch.
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What's the drama?
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Mercy should
know better than to
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fuck with Boo this
close to her date.
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Oh, shit. Well, you think
she'll try something?
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She stole Shelly's date.
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Shelly?
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Mrs. Boo,
three Mrs. Boos ago.
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The week before her date,
Boo had some girl jump her.
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There was a fight.
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Shelly had been
growing out her nails,
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mauled that girl like a tiger.
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Caught two more
years down the hill.
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Jeez.
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"Remove the stand
off the body..."
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Hey, how about
a lunch break, Chapman?
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Oh, God. Yes, please.
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Thanks.
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Bologna.
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Like your lunch?
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Mmm. I'm not complaining.
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You learn fast.
So, how's it going?
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I can't get my lamp to turn on.
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Yeah, long day for you.
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Well, I, on the other hand, am
feeling great job satisfaction.
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My hole in the wall
goes very deep.
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So, how's your mental health?
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You know, I can't
shake the feeling
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that at the end of the day
I'm gonna be able to go home.
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And, like, in the morning,
when I wake up,
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there are these few seconds
before I realize where I am,
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and then I do realize,
and I can't breathe.
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And I wanna cry and throw
shit and kill myself.
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When does that end?
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I'll let you know.
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Lunch is over, ladies.
Back in.
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No, but we just sat down.
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And now you can get up
and get back to work.
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Speaking of which,
what the fuck
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are you doing in there,
Nichols?
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I'm makin' you
a glory hole, Luschek.
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Then, by all means, carry on.
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Back inside.
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Is there a problem?
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Not at all. In fact,
I have some good news.
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We could all stand
a little good news.
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Your case manager called, and there's
interest in reopening your case.
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Seems to be some immigration
law reform, blah-di-blah.
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You're being reviewed
for potential early release.
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I don't care to
dredge up the past.
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This could mean
a lot less time.
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I appreciate the opportunity,
but no, thank you.
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It will be a whole lot of
aggravation for nothing.
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I know how these things go.
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Is there anything else?
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No. No.
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I'll let 'em
know your decision.
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That's the way it is. You
work, you pay off your debt,
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then you go off and live your life.
Do you understand?
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You can wear it with slacks,
or with a skirt and tights.
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What do you prefer?
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Skirt.
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Okay. It is important that
you keep your uniform clean.
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You can't be trusted to clean a
house if you can't keep yourself.
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Yes, Miss Claudette.
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When you go to people's
homes, you will be polite,
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and clean, and respectful.
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No foolishness, no laziness.
254
00:15:08,202 --> 00:15:11,205
And it's,
"Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir."
255
00:15:11,498 --> 00:15:13,291
No back talk, understood?
256
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,209
Speak up, child.
257
00:15:15,376 --> 00:15:16,753
Sorry. Yes, ma'am.
258
00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:18,171
Good.
259
00:15:18,463 --> 00:15:19,422
Put your things away
260
00:15:19,506 --> 00:15:22,676
and come into the kitchen for
some food when you've settled in.
261
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,015
Baptiste!
262
00:15:29,098 --> 00:15:30,308
Oh!
263
00:15:32,727 --> 00:15:34,938
You were gone long this trip.
264
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,189
Too long.
265
00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:38,733
I brought something for you.
266
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:40,648
You know I don't like gifts.
267
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:43,070
Everyone likes gifts, even you.
268
00:15:43,738 --> 00:15:45,365
Mangoes!
269
00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,451
Thank you.
270
00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:50,453
They're my favorites.
271
00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:51,746
I know that.
272
00:15:55,124 --> 00:15:56,417
Hey...
273
00:15:57,377 --> 00:15:58,962
Claudette, I got married.
274
00:16:01,798 --> 00:16:02,799
Oh.
275
00:16:06,553 --> 00:16:07,637
Congratulations.
276
00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:09,681
She's here.
277
00:16:10,015 --> 00:16:11,895
She's here? What do you mean,
she's here? Where?
278
00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:15,186
Josephine, come here.
279
00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:20,358
Hello.
Bonjour.
280
00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:23,361
Claudette, this is Josephine.
281
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,908
Come in, please.
So nice to meet you.
282
00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:30,577
Can I get you
something to drink?
283
00:16:30,702 --> 00:16:31,995
Yes, that would be wonderful.
284
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,955
Orange juice?
Perfect.
285
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,500
I'll get it.
Claudette, sit down.
286
00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:43,924
Can I get you a malta?
287
00:16:44,007 --> 00:16:45,926
Uh, yes, thank you.
In the icebox.
288
00:16:50,805 --> 00:16:52,599
My husband speaks of you often.
289
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:56,394
Yes. We've been
friends a long time.
290
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,611
I don't know how you've
done it all these years.
291
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,106
Done what?
292
00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:01,608
Oh, taken in
these children when
293
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,443
you couldn't have
children of your own.
294
00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:05,070
It must be so difficult.
295
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,615
I've made my peace with it.
296
00:17:09,991 --> 00:17:12,619
"Put the body
in the base and..."
297
00:17:13,745 --> 00:17:16,414
And turn it... All right.
298
00:17:16,497 --> 00:17:17,624
Okay.
299
00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:18,875
Ow!
300
00:17:20,835 --> 00:17:22,629
Aw, it's like free
shock therapy.
301
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:25,966
You might lose your short-term
memory, but it's a sweet escape.
302
00:17:26,091 --> 00:17:27,926
Work's done.
Wrap it up, ladies.
303
00:17:28,009 --> 00:17:29,719
I couldn't make my lamp work.
304
00:17:29,803 --> 00:17:31,512
You'll try again tomorrow.
But you said...
305
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:34,015
I say a lot of shit,
then I wanna go home.
306
00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:36,559
So, clean up,
return your tools.
307
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:39,729
Uh-uh.
308
00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:41,982
You get out of the cage when
all the tools are back in.
309
00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:47,528
Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw
some shit at you, cracker.
310
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:50,657
Hit the floor, ladies.
311
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:51,740
What the hell is going on?
312
00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:53,827
When the alarm goes off, you have
to lay face-down on the ground.
313
00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:56,203
Why? Because the
white man said so.
314
00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:57,330
She's right.
315
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,626
False alarm, false alarm.
316
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:05,505
Some rookie thought it was
a light switch. Back to stat.
317
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,840
Copy that.
318
00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:40,040
It was called off.
What?
319
00:18:40,165 --> 00:18:43,084
You can get up. False alarm.
Everything is fine.
320
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,418
That alarm scared me.
321
00:18:44,544 --> 00:18:46,462
Yeah. It's loud.
322
00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:52,010
I'm trying to stop smoking.
My buddy says that this helps.
323
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:55,221
Menthols were my thing.
324
00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:56,764
Newports.
325
00:18:57,598 --> 00:18:58,808
Still jonesin'.
326
00:19:02,187 --> 00:19:03,479
Can I try some?
327
00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:05,982
Um, I guess if...
328
00:19:08,317 --> 00:19:10,195
You can trust me,
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
329
00:19:17,368 --> 00:19:20,121
Where do you put it? Like,
underneath your tongue or...
330
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,582
Between your lip and
your lower front teeth.
331
00:19:22,707 --> 00:19:23,833
Okay. Just...
332
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:24,918
Here.
333
00:19:33,885 --> 00:19:35,053
That's disgusting.
334
00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:40,266
That's horrible.
335
00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:44,896
Thanks. Sorry.
I didn't like that.
336
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,899
It's gross, I know. I shouldn't
really do it either.
337
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:52,588
You got a little
between your two teeth.
338
00:19:52,653 --> 00:19:54,114
Oh.
339
00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:59,326
No, the other two, but also those.
It's in all your teeth.
340
00:19:59,953 --> 00:20:01,274
Wait, hold on.
What are you doing?
341
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:05,250
Would you use it as
a toothpick and...
342
00:20:05,332 --> 00:20:07,627
Would you? Just...
343
00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:09,129
Yeah.
344
00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:19,305
Come on, this is ridiculous.
The screwdriver is missing?
345
00:20:19,847 --> 00:20:21,557
Someone's gotta have it.
I don't know.
346
00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:26,271
Where's the list of names?
347
00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:28,148
What do you mean?
348
00:20:28,273 --> 00:20:30,066
I told you for every
chit that comes in,
349
00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:31,276
there has to be
a name written down.
350
00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:32,902
You did not tell me that.
351
00:20:32,986 --> 00:20:34,946
You told me to take
the chit, give the tool,
352
00:20:35,029 --> 00:20:37,615
get the tool back,
give back the chit.
353
00:20:37,698 --> 00:20:38,825
I fucking did that.
354
00:20:39,117 --> 00:20:40,367
Who the hell has it?
355
00:20:40,994 --> 00:20:43,121
I don't know...
God!
356
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,169
Fuck!
357
00:20:50,461 --> 00:20:55,300
A screwdriver is considered
a deadly weapon.
358
00:20:55,549 --> 00:21:00,180
That is another five
years on your sentence
359
00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:03,099
if you are caught with
it in your possession.
360
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:05,768
I don't like being threatened
for something I didn't do.
361
00:21:06,144 --> 00:21:11,524
No. I'm not threatening you, I'm
informing you of the facts.
362
00:21:11,858 --> 00:21:15,569
Sounds like a threat to me. I
already told you, I don't have it.
363
00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:18,198
I put her in charge of
the tools, it's her fault.
364
00:21:18,323 --> 00:21:21,868
Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the
buck on me, it's your fuckin' job.
365
00:21:21,951 --> 00:21:23,661
I'm just a monkey
in a cage, remember?
366
00:21:23,744 --> 00:21:24,996
Oh, no, no, I think
that she means her...
367
00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:27,498
No, I don't need you translating
for me, Honey Boo Boo.
368
00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:28,875
Be quiet!
369
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,961
If you had done
your job correctly,
370
00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:34,755
we would know who is
responsible for this theft.
371
00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,217
I want all these
women searched.
372
00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:39,052
I don't know about
these other bitches,
373
00:21:39,135 --> 00:21:41,888
but no man-guard is patting
me down and coppin' a feel.
374
00:21:42,013 --> 00:21:44,724
Of course, as is your right.
375
00:21:45,099 --> 00:21:48,895
Donaldson, take her down to
SHU and let her wait there
376
00:21:49,062 --> 00:21:51,731
until we can find
a female officer to
377
00:21:51,856 --> 00:21:54,483
conduct a thorough,
thorough search.
378
00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:56,610
Don't touch me,
I can walk out myself.
379
00:21:56,736 --> 00:21:58,988
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
380
00:21:59,072 --> 00:22:03,243
Yo, smell his breath!
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
381
00:22:05,536 --> 00:22:08,789
Anyone else have a problem
with a male officer?
382
00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:15,088
If you cooperate, it tells
me you have nothing to hide.
383
00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:20,343
If you know who took this
weapon and do not speak up,
384
00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:25,139
you will be considered an
accomplice and charged accordingly.
385
00:22:37,944 --> 00:22:41,281
If your memory is jogged, you
all know where my office is.
386
00:22:48,329 --> 00:22:49,538
Yep, they're good.
387
00:22:49,622 --> 00:22:52,457
Everyone return to camp,
report back here tomorrow.
388
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,460
Jesus Christ, that was scary.
Did he touch your tit?
389
00:22:55,669 --> 00:22:57,630
Cupped my ass.
Who do you think took it?
390
00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:03,386
Someone's going down for this.
391
00:23:15,148 --> 00:23:17,150
You think your angry
friend, Janae, took it?
392
00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:19,050
I wouldn't say
that she's my friend.
393
00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:21,446
I say, "Hi," she says,
"Shut the fuck up."
394
00:23:21,528 --> 00:23:23,364
I say, "Hey, how's it going?"
395
00:23:23,488 --> 00:23:26,326
She sucks her teeth,
maybe calls me "bitch"
396
00:23:26,409 --> 00:23:28,244
or "you Taylor Swift-ass
motherfucker."
397
00:23:28,328 --> 00:23:30,330
We're on our way.
398
00:23:30,455 --> 00:23:32,895
That's just fucking racist, you
look nothing like Taylor Swift.
399
00:23:32,957 --> 00:23:35,500
We do not all look alike,
despite what they think.
400
00:23:37,502 --> 00:23:39,005
Is SHU really that bad?
401
00:23:40,673 --> 00:23:44,302
It's just like the Hamptons,
only fucking horrible.
402
00:23:45,011 --> 00:23:46,720
Okay, yeah,
that was a dumb question.
403
00:23:47,554 --> 00:23:52,101
A lady next door to me in there ate a
rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her.
404
00:23:52,852 --> 00:23:57,315
So, she bit it back,
and back, and back.
405
00:23:57,522 --> 00:23:58,523
Hey.
406
00:23:59,192 --> 00:24:01,027
Hey, brain,
I wanna ask you something.
407
00:24:02,403 --> 00:24:03,696
Okay.
408
00:24:05,406 --> 00:24:06,449
What is this?
409
00:24:06,531 --> 00:24:07,992
A letter to request an appeal.
410
00:24:08,701 --> 00:24:09,660
I need to get out,
411
00:24:09,743 --> 00:24:12,024
'cause my girlfriend's getting
out and I gotta be with her.
412
00:24:12,663 --> 00:24:14,915
Frankly, I can't wait for that
screamer to hit the bricks.
413
00:24:17,043 --> 00:24:20,713
I'm not so good with words, and
you read everything and shit,
414
00:24:20,838 --> 00:24:21,881
so you'll help me out?
415
00:24:23,216 --> 00:24:25,343
Sure, yeah.
I'll take a look at it.
416
00:24:29,889 --> 00:24:31,057
What?
417
00:24:31,182 --> 00:24:32,850
Happy hour.
Who's up for margaritas?
418
00:24:32,933 --> 00:24:35,019
Last time I drank tequila,
I woke up in Weehawken.
419
00:24:35,102 --> 00:24:36,854
Yeah, isn't that
where you're from?
420
00:24:36,937 --> 00:24:37,938
Fucking shithole.
421
00:24:38,064 --> 00:24:39,440
Yeah, well,
Piper loves tequila.
422
00:24:40,607 --> 00:24:43,027
I gotta go.
423
00:24:43,110 --> 00:24:45,488
What? Afraid I'll tell them
the pork chop story?
424
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,990
Yeah, this is
fuckin' weird, okay?
425
00:24:48,157 --> 00:24:51,576
I have a pork chop story, too.
You go first.
426
00:24:54,621 --> 00:24:55,789
They're under the bed.
427
00:24:55,915 --> 00:24:56,916
What?
428
00:24:57,291 --> 00:25:00,420
Your books.
I don't like clutter.
429
00:25:00,545 --> 00:25:03,214
Yeah. No, clutter's
the worst.
430
00:25:03,548 --> 00:25:05,174
You get hit on the head today?
431
00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:06,759
Okay.
432
00:25:09,887 --> 00:25:12,765
Yo! Dump your shit,
they're doing a sweep.
433
00:25:15,935 --> 00:25:16,936
My God.
434
00:25:17,103 --> 00:25:18,104
What did you do?
435
00:25:18,229 --> 00:25:20,147
I don't know. I literally...
I do not know.
436
00:25:20,273 --> 00:25:22,733
It was a mistake. I can't believe...
Fuck! Fuck!
437
00:25:23,276 --> 00:25:25,945
Outside! Both of you.
438
00:25:28,281 --> 00:25:30,866
This is a mandatory
random bunk inspection.
439
00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:33,151
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
440
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,081
All clear.
441
00:26:24,044 --> 00:26:26,046
What were you thinking?
442
00:26:26,172 --> 00:26:27,131
My sweatshirt was outside.
443
00:26:27,214 --> 00:26:28,841
I don't remember
putting it in my pocket.
444
00:26:28,924 --> 00:26:31,760
Maybe I am losing my memory.
Jesus.
445
00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:34,085
No, I'll just tell them the truth.
I'll just give it back.
446
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:35,431
You can't do that!
Why?
447
00:26:35,515 --> 00:26:37,682
Because here they
don't believe the truth.
448
00:26:37,766 --> 00:26:40,186
They'll throw you in SHU
and me as an accomplice.
449
00:26:41,521 --> 00:26:43,606
What should I do? Should I just...
Should I dump it in the yard?
450
00:26:43,814 --> 00:26:46,733
Suppose some nut job,
like your peeing admirer,
451
00:26:46,859 --> 00:26:49,820
were to find it and stab your
tall girlfriend in the eye.
452
00:26:50,446 --> 00:26:51,822
It would come
back to you, and you
453
00:26:51,947 --> 00:26:53,282
would be
an accomplice to murder.
454
00:26:53,366 --> 00:26:58,703
If you ever want to go home, get
that screwdriver back on that wall.
455
00:27:00,206 --> 00:27:01,332
All clear!
456
00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:12,134
Place looks like crap.
457
00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:14,887
We're lucky they're letting us
set up at all, after the raid.
458
00:27:15,137 --> 00:27:16,738
Would you get more
over on the left side?
459
00:27:18,224 --> 00:27:19,808
'Cause that'll really
make it more festive?
460
00:27:21,394 --> 00:27:23,312
All we need now is
a pinata full of rats.
461
00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:26,023
You know what, stretch?
Your ass
462
00:27:26,148 --> 00:27:27,900
just got uninvited.
Thanks for the help.
463
00:27:29,193 --> 00:27:32,405
Oh, shit. I just got uninvited to
the most depressing party ever.
464
00:27:33,531 --> 00:27:35,782
What will I do now to
make me not wanna kill myself?
465
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,245
She's kind of right.
466
00:27:40,204 --> 00:27:42,623
This is more depressing
than a Tori Amos cover band.
467
00:27:42,747 --> 00:27:45,251
Look, when in Rome,
use what you got.
468
00:27:45,376 --> 00:27:46,419
Unless what you
got ain't enough
469
00:27:46,544 --> 00:27:48,379
to keep your woman.
Reflect, yo.
470
00:27:49,672 --> 00:27:51,672
Chapman's writing my appeal,
and she's hella smart,
471
00:27:51,674 --> 00:27:52,966
so I'm gonna be
out of here soon.
472
00:27:54,176 --> 00:27:55,928
With Mercy, my girl.
473
00:27:56,095 --> 00:27:58,222
Wigga, please.
474
00:27:58,305 --> 00:28:00,391
Mercy gonna dump your ass the
second she gets out of here.
475
00:28:00,474 --> 00:28:02,226
She likes new, shiny things.
476
00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:05,563
And out of here, you are
as dull as an old pencil,
477
00:28:06,188 --> 00:28:08,232
with saggy tits and a
fucked-up tattoo on its neck.
478
00:28:08,315 --> 00:28:13,820
Oh, Butchy, face it. I win, you lose.
She hates you. She loves me.
479
00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:17,074
Yeah.
And she "loved" me, too.
480
00:28:17,908 --> 00:28:21,786
For two whole years, and then she
dropped my butch ass for you.
481
00:28:21,954 --> 00:28:23,497
And if you don't think
that's the way she do,
482
00:28:23,623 --> 00:28:25,958
then you are dumber than you look,
which is pretty fuckin' dumb,
483
00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:27,251
'cause you look like
your relatives have been
484
00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:28,835
fucking each
other for generations.
485
00:28:29,794 --> 00:28:32,757
Yeah, she'll do
the same to you.
486
00:28:33,966 --> 00:28:36,636
That girl was raised by animals,
she don't know how to love.
487
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,764
Yeah? Well, you're fat.
488
00:28:42,642 --> 00:28:45,645
Oh, you got me.
489
00:29:06,123 --> 00:29:10,043
Hey, Dandelion!
I've been missin' on you.
490
00:29:11,253 --> 00:29:16,425
Hey, don't be ignoring me now.
I do like I do.
491
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:19,886
Don't be mad at me, Dandelion.
I'm sorry.
492
00:29:24,099 --> 00:29:25,499
Just don't make me angry,
all right?
493
00:29:26,185 --> 00:29:28,771
You don't wanna see
me when I'm angry.
494
00:29:31,565 --> 00:29:33,693
So I drank a lot of water!
495
00:29:33,776 --> 00:29:34,819
Oh, my God.
496
00:29:36,903 --> 00:29:39,365
Oh, Mr. Healy. Do you mind if
I talk to you for a second?
497
00:29:39,448 --> 00:29:42,201
Chapman, I don't wanna hear
about the job thing.
498
00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:47,039
I put you in Electric because
there's toxic mold in the GED room.
499
00:29:47,122 --> 00:29:50,000
The education program
has been suspended.
500
00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:51,210
That's life. Deal with it.
501
00:29:51,711 --> 00:29:55,130
The... I... That's actually,
that's not um, what I...
502
00:29:57,257 --> 00:29:58,884
I actually wanted to thank you.
503
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:01,345
Okay.
504
00:30:01,428 --> 00:30:03,096
Great. That's great.
505
00:30:06,933 --> 00:30:08,018
You wanted to thank me?
506
00:30:08,101 --> 00:30:12,732
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, I haven't...
507
00:30:13,566 --> 00:30:15,401
I haven't quite
figured it out yet,
508
00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:17,570
but I'm gonna be
able to rewire a lamp.
509
00:30:19,488 --> 00:30:22,949
Soon. And I'm very
excited about that.
510
00:30:23,075 --> 00:30:29,331
I've always felt that I lacked
practical skills in life and...
511
00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:31,417
I don't know.
512
00:30:31,751 --> 00:30:32,918
Are you okay, Chapman?
513
00:30:35,713 --> 00:30:37,554
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I'm just, I'm just tired.
514
00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:39,592
I hear there was
a problem in your shop.
515
00:30:39,884 --> 00:30:41,552
I hope you're staying
clear of trouble.
516
00:30:42,052 --> 00:30:46,181
Of course, of course,
of course. Yeah.
517
00:30:47,391 --> 00:30:48,893
I'm sure they'll
find the culprit.
518
00:30:49,142 --> 00:30:53,272
That's great. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything.
519
00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,095
Heard you were helping
Tricia with a letter.
520
00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:30,559
Oh, I just said that I would
look at it with her. I don't...
521
00:31:30,643 --> 00:31:31,727
I don't want any trouble.
522
00:31:32,478 --> 00:31:35,230
Neither do I. I just want
you to help me with mine.
523
00:31:35,314 --> 00:31:36,514
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, same here.
524
00:31:38,818 --> 00:31:41,445
Well, I'm not a lawyer.
You guys know that, right?
525
00:31:41,528 --> 00:31:45,741
I just said that I would
look over it with her.
526
00:31:47,493 --> 00:31:49,995
But I guess that I can do
that with you guys, too.
527
00:31:50,078 --> 00:31:55,334
So, why don't we set up a time to
talk, or, I guess, times to talk?
528
00:31:55,668 --> 00:31:58,044
Why not now?
No day like today.
529
00:32:02,716 --> 00:32:03,717
Now is really not a good time.
530
00:32:03,843 --> 00:32:05,135
Wow, blanca. Really?
531
00:32:05,218 --> 00:32:07,012
No. I need to look
over everything first,
532
00:32:07,095 --> 00:32:08,472
so why don't you
leave the papers with me.
533
00:32:08,555 --> 00:32:09,636
Okay, well, how about this?
534
00:32:09,682 --> 00:32:11,016
I'm innocent, I was set up.
How about that?
535
00:32:11,141 --> 00:32:13,059
Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in
Jersey when that shit went down.
536
00:32:13,185 --> 00:32:15,855
And, I mean, I may be a thief, but
I'm not an embezzler, you know.
537
00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:17,230
And that guy shot himself.
538
00:32:17,356 --> 00:32:18,816
We should probably look at...
I don't know anybody.
539
00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:20,484
This is my room.
540
00:32:22,235 --> 00:32:23,696
Not a sorority.
541
00:32:26,072 --> 00:32:29,117
I'm sorry. I know how
you feel about guests.
542
00:32:29,201 --> 00:32:32,371
I asked them to leave. They
are looking for legal help.
543
00:32:32,496 --> 00:32:33,914
If you want to
open a law office,
544
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:36,583
do it someplace else.
Not in my room!
545
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,921
Ladies,
546
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,048
if you don't mind.
547
00:32:44,925 --> 00:32:46,760
Food stamp fraud?
I mean, really,
548
00:32:46,886 --> 00:32:48,721
I was only feeding
starving children.
549
00:32:56,353 --> 00:32:57,354
Yeah.
550
00:33:05,445 --> 00:33:07,447
Did you take care of
that problem of yours?
551
00:33:07,948 --> 00:33:09,408
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
552
00:33:09,575 --> 00:33:11,035
Yeah. It's all good.
553
00:33:15,414 --> 00:33:18,083
Wait, shortie, you want a book
to read, or a step stool?
554
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:21,962
'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't
steppin' on the Goblet of Fire.
555
00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:23,923
Don't be fuckin'
with Harry Potter.
556
00:33:24,006 --> 00:33:27,051
Now, you could
step up on Ulysses.
557
00:33:27,133 --> 00:33:31,096
Everyone says it's so genius,
but I call it bullshit.
558
00:33:31,221 --> 00:33:32,765
No one wants to go through
all that ramblin'.
559
00:33:32,848 --> 00:33:35,559
Ain't nobody got time for that.
560
00:33:36,435 --> 00:33:38,716
Look at you, you're having a
little Barnes & Nobles moment.
561
00:33:38,729 --> 00:33:41,941
Oh, my bunkie is
hosting Bible study,
562
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:44,068
which usually I can tune out,
563
00:33:44,234 --> 00:33:45,611
but once they
started arguing over
564
00:33:45,694 --> 00:33:48,196
who gets raptured first,
I had to go.
565
00:33:48,822 --> 00:33:50,323
Yeah.
566
00:33:50,449 --> 00:33:52,242
I am so getting raptured first.
567
00:33:52,325 --> 00:33:53,827
Yeah, I've technically
died on three
568
00:33:53,953 --> 00:33:56,038
separate occasions
and I've met God.
569
00:33:56,705 --> 00:33:58,123
Dude fucking loves me.
570
00:34:00,084 --> 00:34:03,169
I had this roommate,
she was a history major.
571
00:34:04,046 --> 00:34:07,800
She claims that she died
doing a bunch of whip-its
572
00:34:08,258 --> 00:34:09,738
and that an angel
of darkness gave her
573
00:34:09,802 --> 00:34:12,345
all the answers to her Renaissance
final and sent her back.
574
00:34:12,846 --> 00:34:14,932
How'd she do?
I think she got a B.
575
00:34:15,307 --> 00:34:17,559
That's not bad.
Yeah.
576
00:34:17,643 --> 00:34:18,852
What was your major?
577
00:34:19,185 --> 00:34:21,939
Oh, I just lived on campus,
went to parties.
578
00:34:22,022 --> 00:34:24,357
No moolah and no school-ah.
579
00:34:25,358 --> 00:34:29,822
Although sometimes I sat in on classes.
Film classes, free movies.
580
00:34:31,824 --> 00:34:32,992
Is that how you know Chapman?
581
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:38,580
Kind of.
582
00:34:39,331 --> 00:34:40,833
Look, I've been in
here almost three years.
583
00:34:40,916 --> 00:34:43,460
I thought I saw all the
permutations of runcher theater,
584
00:34:43,543 --> 00:34:45,420
but you two are in
a whole new play.
585
00:34:46,254 --> 00:34:48,632
What the fuck
went on with you outside?
586
00:34:49,049 --> 00:34:50,634
I don't know. Things.
587
00:34:53,012 --> 00:34:54,013
And stuff.
588
00:34:55,514 --> 00:34:59,518
Fine. I'll let my imagination
keep running wild.
589
00:34:59,852 --> 00:35:02,062
Wait, three years? How much
time do you have left?
590
00:35:02,813 --> 00:35:03,772
Two more.
591
00:35:03,856 --> 00:35:05,398
Jesus fuck.
592
00:35:06,025 --> 00:35:07,026
What for?
593
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:10,529
Drugs, basically.
What do you have?
594
00:35:12,948 --> 00:35:15,367
Counting good time,
subtract the three,
595
00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:17,661
add the one...
A fuckload.
596
00:35:18,745 --> 00:35:19,955
Of shitty time.
597
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:25,169
With shitty, smelly, farting,
598
00:35:25,251 --> 00:35:28,130
crazy, stupid fucking bitches.
599
00:35:29,464 --> 00:35:31,133
Most of whom fucking hate me.
600
00:35:34,094 --> 00:35:37,097
Yo, should we plan an escape?
601
00:35:38,807 --> 00:35:39,850
Where do you wanna go?
602
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,689
I don't even know anymore.
I used to.
603
00:35:49,068 --> 00:35:50,944
I had grand plans.
604
00:35:53,113 --> 00:35:55,699
Now I can't even get past the
swirling darkness in my brain
605
00:35:55,782 --> 00:35:59,369
long enough to
land on anything.
606
00:36:03,957 --> 00:36:07,711
Oh, man. I was just starting
to like you, Vause.
607
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,755
You gonna go soft on me?
608
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,097
Oh, fuck. Come here.
609
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,808
It'll be okay, sister.
610
00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:25,069
There's always hope
tomorrow'll be taco night.
611
00:36:25,437 --> 00:36:26,939
Tomorrow's beef and noodles.
612
00:36:28,648 --> 00:36:29,691
Or beef and noodles.
613
00:36:38,075 --> 00:36:39,118
What are you reading?
614
00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:42,746
Oh, I'm going
over Tricia's appeal.
615
00:36:42,829 --> 00:36:45,373
It's a... It's a mess.
616
00:36:46,041 --> 00:36:49,836
I want to say no,
but she really needs help.
617
00:36:50,796 --> 00:36:51,922
Is the light bothering you?
618
00:36:52,672 --> 00:36:53,840
The light is fine.
619
00:36:53,966 --> 00:36:54,967
Okay.
620
00:36:56,635 --> 00:37:00,680
Have you ever written anything like this?
An appeal?
621
00:37:01,723 --> 00:37:03,433
I'm really not
sure where to start.
622
00:37:08,981 --> 00:37:12,818
Miss Claudette?
Are you asleep?
623
00:37:14,653 --> 00:37:17,239
Maybe you should stay out
of other people's affairs.
624
00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:21,910
Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt
and actually legible letter
625
00:37:21,994 --> 00:37:25,122
would help her case, you know?
626
00:37:25,205 --> 00:37:26,665
There's always a chance, right?
627
00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:30,294
Hope is a dangerous thing.
628
00:37:32,879 --> 00:37:36,633
You come in here and you tell
me you've come up empty?
629
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:42,347
No, that's unacceptable.
It's totally unacceptable.
630
00:37:42,430 --> 00:37:43,640
You find it.
631
00:37:43,807 --> 00:37:46,726
Sir, shouldn't this
be on Luschek?
632
00:37:47,686 --> 00:37:49,855
It's Luschek's
fault it's missing,
633
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:53,317
it's your fault
it hasn't been found.
634
00:37:54,151 --> 00:37:57,029
You go easy on these girls
and what happens?
635
00:37:57,112 --> 00:37:58,404
They take advantage.
636
00:37:58,905 --> 00:38:02,617
These women are fucking criminals.
Have you forgotten that?
637
00:38:03,035 --> 00:38:05,370
And don't get me
started on Luschek.
638
00:38:05,495 --> 00:38:07,455
You know how many times
I tried to fire his ass?
639
00:38:07,539 --> 00:38:10,209
Fucking unions were not created
640
00:38:10,292 --> 00:38:11,877
to protect
the drunk and retarded,
641
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,295
yet lookie here.
642
00:38:16,215 --> 00:38:19,134
It's a lot harder to laugh
with a punctured lung.
643
00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:21,427
It goes right between the ribs.
644
00:38:22,554 --> 00:38:23,722
Ticklish, sir.
645
00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:28,518
It can be used to kill a CO.
646
00:38:29,061 --> 00:38:31,730
It's happened before
and it wouldn't surprise me
647
00:38:31,813 --> 00:38:34,066
if it happened again.
648
00:38:34,191 --> 00:38:36,026
Find the fucking screwdriver!
649
00:38:45,785 --> 00:38:47,505
The screwdriver
is still in there.
650
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,373
What?
651
00:38:50,249 --> 00:38:51,541
I tried returning
it to the shop,
652
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:52,987
but they were
patting people down.
653
00:38:53,252 --> 00:38:54,336
You lied to me?
654
00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:55,420
I was gonna
return it this morning.
655
00:38:55,545 --> 00:38:57,797
I didn't realize that there
was gonna be a sneak attack.
656
00:38:58,548 --> 00:38:59,799
Where is it?
657
00:39:01,593 --> 00:39:02,719
It's under the mattress.
658
00:39:21,613 --> 00:39:22,781
It's clean!
659
00:39:25,617 --> 00:39:27,619
This is a mandatory
bunk inspection.
660
00:39:27,744 --> 00:39:29,905
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
661
00:39:32,665 --> 00:39:35,377
If you have any
information, please come forward.
662
00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:39,423
You're as sick as your secrets, ladies.
Sick as your secrets.
663
00:39:40,299 --> 00:39:42,968
It's gone. I have
no idea where it went.
664
00:39:44,052 --> 00:39:46,263
I'm losing my mind. Jesus!
665
00:39:47,264 --> 00:39:48,473
Am I really going crazy?
666
00:39:50,058 --> 00:39:52,269
Shit. Well,
667
00:39:54,813 --> 00:39:58,566
either way, problem solved.
668
00:39:58,650 --> 00:40:01,611
My problem is solved,
yours has just begun.
669
00:40:02,821 --> 00:40:03,822
What?
670
00:40:04,114 --> 00:40:08,201
You lied to me. That's strike two.
If there's a strike three...
671
00:40:08,327 --> 00:40:11,371
Can you please just cut me
a little bit of slack?
672
00:40:12,331 --> 00:40:13,415
Slack?
673
00:40:13,706 --> 00:40:14,749
Slack!
674
00:40:18,670 --> 00:40:21,381
I have been here for
less than two weeks.
675
00:40:23,133 --> 00:40:26,970
I have been
starved out, felt up,
676
00:40:28,847 --> 00:40:33,268
teased, stalked, threatened,
677
00:40:33,726 --> 00:40:35,854
and called Taylor Swift.
678
00:40:35,979 --> 00:40:38,940
And now, you.
679
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:43,736
I am doing my best
to learn the ropes.
680
00:40:43,862 --> 00:40:45,780
I really, really am.
681
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:50,410
The screwdriver
is no longer here.
682
00:40:51,286 --> 00:40:52,966
It cannot
get you in trouble.
683
00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:57,250
I take full responsibility,
684
00:40:57,376 --> 00:40:59,544
and I may be suffering from
short-term memory loss
685
00:40:59,669 --> 00:41:00,712
and I don't know why,
686
00:41:00,795 --> 00:41:03,882
so can you please
just cut me some slack?
687
00:41:07,052 --> 00:41:08,220
Okay?
688
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:14,559
Okay?
689
00:41:15,727 --> 00:41:17,603
Do you hear what I'm saying?
690
00:41:18,897 --> 00:41:20,982
Everyone must take a shower.
691
00:41:21,733 --> 00:41:26,196
You go in, get undressed,
and bathe now.
692
00:41:27,489 --> 00:41:29,408
What's going on?
693
00:41:29,908 --> 00:41:31,784
Speak up for yourself!
694
00:41:33,495 --> 00:41:34,913
Leave us be.
695
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,925
What happened to you?
696
00:41:51,304 --> 00:41:52,597
You can tell me.
697
00:42:16,996 --> 00:42:19,624
"The world ain't
all sunshine and rainbows
698
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:21,460
"It's a very mean place
699
00:42:21,543 --> 00:42:25,004
"So you wind up in prison and
everybody's up in your face
700
00:42:25,464 --> 00:42:27,299
"I don't care
how tough you are,
701
00:42:27,424 --> 00:42:29,259
"The world will
beat you to your knees
702
00:42:29,468 --> 00:42:32,471
"You lay down with dogs,
you wake up with fleas
703
00:42:32,554 --> 00:42:34,806
"Nobody's gonna hit
you harder than life
704
00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:37,601
"Not a guard, not a gangster,
not even your wife
705
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:44,149
"Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's
no need to sit around and pout
706
00:42:44,274 --> 00:42:46,401
"We gonna open up a booth,
so you can
707
00:42:46,526 --> 00:42:48,736
"Sit and mourn
for your lost youth"
708
00:42:49,070 --> 00:42:51,906
I hope you enjoyed
my original piece.
709
00:42:52,115 --> 00:42:54,659
It was a Taystee delight.
Thank you,
710
00:42:54,784 --> 00:42:57,329
and I bid you all a good night.
711
00:42:59,331 --> 00:43:02,000
Yo, please, that ain't yours!
712
00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:03,668
You stole half that
shit from Rocky VI.
713
00:43:03,793 --> 00:43:06,630
Maybe, but I made it rhyme.
714
00:43:06,712 --> 00:43:07,713
True.
715
00:43:17,641 --> 00:43:19,684
Don't know how you
are with the word stuff,
716
00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:21,561
but "uninvited"
means "not invited."
717
00:43:21,978 --> 00:43:23,522
Yeah, I'm just
using the microwave.
718
00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:24,856
Yeah, right.
719
00:43:26,483 --> 00:43:28,403
I don't want to be
at this lame-ass thing anyway.
720
00:43:29,152 --> 00:43:30,713
And yet you decided
to cook your noodles
721
00:43:30,778 --> 00:43:32,489
right in the middle of it all.
722
00:43:33,865 --> 00:43:36,868
Baby, high school
is high school.
723
00:43:38,537 --> 00:43:40,038
Thanks.
724
00:43:40,163 --> 00:43:43,833
And don't be talking
to me, white girl.
725
00:43:51,550 --> 00:43:52,758
You okay?
726
00:43:53,218 --> 00:43:55,803
No. I'm gonna miss you.
727
00:43:56,388 --> 00:43:58,557
And I may be in here
for a little while.
728
00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:02,060
Promise you'll wait for me?
729
00:44:03,436 --> 00:44:05,897
Baby, course I promise.
730
00:44:07,607 --> 00:44:09,526
Don't let Boo
get into your head.
731
00:44:10,694 --> 00:44:11,736
I'm your girl.
732
00:44:20,245 --> 00:44:21,954
Plenty of other pussy in here.
733
00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:24,957
Let it go.
734
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,085
Come on, white girl.
735
00:44:53,486 --> 00:44:54,738
You scared me.
736
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:57,323
Yeah, I get that a lot.
What? No party for you?
737
00:44:58,157 --> 00:44:59,576
No.
738
00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:02,746
You all right, kitten?
739
00:45:04,581 --> 00:45:07,125
I think I might've gotten Miss
Claudette really mad at me.
740
00:45:08,627 --> 00:45:11,630
Look, you know how some people
have imaginary friends?
741
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:15,883
I think you might
have imaginary enemies.
742
00:45:18,844 --> 00:45:19,971
What did she say to you?
743
00:45:20,221 --> 00:45:21,180
Miss Claudette?
744
00:45:21,306 --> 00:45:23,015
No, Alex.
745
00:45:23,933 --> 00:45:25,435
Wouldn't you like to know?
746
00:45:25,644 --> 00:45:27,604
Yes, I would.
747
00:45:31,023 --> 00:45:32,651
She said you were a squirter.
748
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,488
I don't... That's...
749
00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:41,951
Once. It happened once. And
it took us both by surprise.
750
00:45:43,286 --> 00:45:44,329
Wow.
751
00:45:45,079 --> 00:45:48,124
I was kidding. But good to know.
Oh!
752
00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:52,170
Whatever they are,
she's keeping your secrets.
753
00:45:52,295 --> 00:45:54,506
But I'll get 'em out of you.
More than once.
754
00:45:56,966 --> 00:45:59,427
Do you think that she'll try
and hurt me in my sleep?
755
00:45:59,678 --> 00:46:00,679
Who, Alex?
756
00:46:00,762 --> 00:46:03,306
No. Miss Claudette.
757
00:46:04,474 --> 00:46:07,477
Miss Claudette was into some
kind of slave-trade shit.
758
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,022
All that murder talk is rumor,
and if you ask me, bullshit.
759
00:46:11,147 --> 00:46:14,192
So unless you're worried she's
gonna harbor you illegally,
760
00:46:14,317 --> 00:46:15,443
I wouldn't sweat it.
761
00:46:19,364 --> 00:46:22,367
Guard Samson, report
to check-in for roll call.
762
00:46:22,742 --> 00:46:25,036
Guard Samson, report to
check-in for roll call.
763
00:46:29,415 --> 00:46:30,536
You didn't come to mail call.
764
00:46:31,376 --> 00:46:32,585
I never get any mail.
765
00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:33,877
You did today.
766
00:46:54,566 --> 00:46:57,235
Hello, Mr. Jones.
I'm from Clean Makers.
767
00:46:57,318 --> 00:47:00,405
The regular girl couldn't
make it, so I'm here.
768
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:55,126
What are you doing?
769
00:47:55,585 --> 00:47:58,504
Oh, you. I got cake
from Red, so fuck off.
770
00:47:58,962 --> 00:48:00,131
I said, what are you doing?
771
00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:01,173
Mind your own business.
772
00:48:01,299 --> 00:48:02,966
I see those drugs in your hand.
773
00:48:03,134 --> 00:48:05,219
The more you struggle,
the more it will hurt.
774
00:48:05,303 --> 00:48:07,179
Get the fuck off me,
you old bitch!
775
00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,933
You can't take away that
girl's shot at getting out.
776
00:48:10,015 --> 00:48:10,974
I don't know what
you're talking about.
777
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,268
Yes, you do!
778
00:48:13,853 --> 00:48:17,022
You will not steal Mercy's
date over a school girl crush!
779
00:48:18,149 --> 00:48:20,318
You can't play with
someone's life like that.
780
00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:22,986
But I love her.
781
00:48:25,281 --> 00:48:26,324
Love
782
00:48:28,326 --> 00:48:29,535
is not an excuse!
783
00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:10,535
I'd like a pair of pliers
and a wire-cutter, please.
784
00:49:20,879 --> 00:49:23,673
Oh, so is that the screwdriver?
785
00:49:24,590 --> 00:49:27,218
Lucky for you gals, I found
this thing under the sink.
786
00:49:30,013 --> 00:49:33,683
Now let's all get back
to normal, all right?
787
00:49:33,766 --> 00:49:36,394
Make the lamps work.
Leave me alone.
788
00:49:38,479 --> 00:49:39,522
Have a nice day.
789
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,848
Mercy's leaving.
790
00:51:04,482 --> 00:51:05,650
Come in.
791
00:51:05,775 --> 00:51:06,776
Do you have a second?
792
00:51:07,318 --> 00:51:08,820
No. But you're here now.
793
00:51:10,696 --> 00:51:12,031
I've changed my mind.
794
00:51:15,493 --> 00:51:17,202
I'd like to reopen my case.
795
00:51:24,836 --> 00:51:30,008
Abusive and obscene language
is strictly prohibited under Code 404.
796
00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:49,986
Be good, okay?
797
00:51:56,075 --> 00:51:57,368
Sorry I've been such a dick.
798
00:51:58,870 --> 00:52:02,040
You know, I'm gonna
miss you, little girl.
799
00:52:06,044 --> 00:52:07,086
Black.
800
00:52:16,219 --> 00:52:17,805
Hey, that's enough, ladies.
Break it up.
801
00:52:17,889 --> 00:52:20,016
Come on. Hey, hey!
802
00:52:20,099 --> 00:52:23,310
No tongue-fucking in the
visitation room, you know that.
803
00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:25,897
Love you.
804
00:52:26,564 --> 00:52:28,066
I promise I'm
gonna wait for you.
805
00:52:32,611 --> 00:52:34,155
Bye, guys.
806
00:52:37,950 --> 00:52:39,706
Be good, okay?
807
00:52:57,077 --> 00:53:07,665
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