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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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And now what? You wipe it up,
but that does not disinfect.
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How are you going to disinfect?
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(WHISPERING) I don't know.
I've never cleaned up
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another person's pee before.
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Quite a privileged
life you've led!
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Yeah, well, now...
Now I'm here.
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I have to be up in three hours.
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I ought to knock
you into Tuesday
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for bringing that
baggage to my house!
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Like I asked for this?
I don't want this.
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I don't know what to do.
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About what?
You clean the piss!
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The piss,
the stalker, your anger,
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my cluelessness, disinfectant.
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There is another
person's pee on me,
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and I'm not allowed to use the
bathroom until the morning.
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I have to sleep with
stranger pee on me.
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Oh, Coo-coo. It's hard for you.
Little girl lost.
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(BAPTISTE SPEAKING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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Claudette, you push the button.
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It's called an elevator.
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Don't be scared.
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C'mon.
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It's a magic flying box.
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Step in.
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Come.
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TESSA: Dee! Where's Dee?
Get over here, child.
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Dee, take off that uniform,
put an iron to it,
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and if you're not ready
to go in five minutes,
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I'm sending you back
on the next boat! Go!
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Baptiste, close the door, you're
letting all the heat out.
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Get in here.
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Who's this one?
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This is Claudette.
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Look at this skinny cat.
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Open your mouth. How are
your teeth, skinny cat?
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(SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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I want to go home.
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This is your home now. And you
will only speak English here.
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Understand? Let me hear.
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Yes, understanding.
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Mmm.
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Go in the back and get changed.
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Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall.
Go on! There's work to do.
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Work?
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Yes. You'll be working for me until
you pay off your parents' debt.
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Now get in the back
and change your clothes.
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How about we feed
the cat, Ti Tessa?
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Give her a moment
to breathe. It's all new.
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It's all new! Ah!
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You got your money, Baptiste.
Why are you still here?
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No one makes manje kreyol like you.
You cook like home.
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Bah!
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Go in the kitchen, both of you.
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(SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
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I won't let
anything bad happen.
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I promise.
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I got mad respect for you, OG.
You know, mad props.
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Um, can I ask you something?
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I don't know, can you?
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Yeah. It's just that my girl,
Mercy, is getting out,
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and I was thinking maybe you could
make that cake that you do.
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Like, the one you made at Easter.
That shit was the bomb.
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I made it to celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Well, Mercy be resurrecting
up out of here, right?
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Don't you think
that deserve cake?
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Are you saying your Mercy is
like the good Lord, Jesus?
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Did your Mercy die for our sins?
I don't think so.
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She's my boo.
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I'm tired and not in the mood.
Go away now.
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My friends went
a little overboard.
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When I first got here, my friends
sent me all kind of shit, too.
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Oh.
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You got anything sexy in there?
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Um, I might have
some Nicholson Baker.
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Who?
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You need to leave.
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Take some books with you.
Educate yourself.
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Not that it helped this one.
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So, what you want?
You want some of this, huh?
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You like this?
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I can make you feel good.
That's how much I love my girl.
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I'm struck by your devotion.
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And sick to my stomach, too.
Get out!
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I'm gonna find
something you want, OG.
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You keep thinking,
I'll keep thinking.
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Out!
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Children.
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I got a new job assignment.
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I don't like mess.
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I'm sorry.
I'll organize them.
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Book mess, piss mess.
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I know.
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You take care of it or...
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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Newts!
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Newts? Where are my newts?
Gather. Here.
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Newts?
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It's his adorable
word for newbies.
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What are you doing?
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It's an art piece representing the
futility of blue-collar labor
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in a technological age.
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And vaginas.
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(SNIFFS) Go gather
before he yells in your face.
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He's got breath
like dead things.
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(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
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Welcome to the electric shop.
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Tools are kept here.
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If you want a tool,
turn in a chit.
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Chits have numbers. The
numbers are assigned to you.
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If the tools go missing,
we know who has them,
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and your ass is grass.
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Demonstration.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
You.
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My chit number is seven.
They all have seven on 'em.
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I hand a chit in,
I get my tool.
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I hand the tool back,
I get my chit back.
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Hey, Rabbit Pearl!
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Ease back, all right?
We're all gonna go numb.
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Anyways, simple as that.
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Mr. Luschek, I think that
there's been a mistake.
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I asked to be put in
the education program.
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Is that right, sweetheart?
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Yes. I think I'd be more useful there.
I was a TA in college.
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Oh, what's that, like,
"tits" and "ass?" (LAUGHS)
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I'm just saying that I know
something about teaching.
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I don't know the first thing
about electrical work.
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Uh, repeat after me,
"Don't electrocute yourself."
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"Don't electrocute yourself."
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Now you know the first thing.
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Here, read this.
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Then
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fix this.
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The light turns on, you can call it a day.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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That goes for all of you newts.
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Read, fix the lamp, go away.
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That's your day,
that's your job.
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(SCOFFS) Jobs pay.
This is bullshit.
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You're making 11 cents an hour.
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Right. So I could,
like, save up
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and buy a $6 Pepsi
at the company store?
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Pepsi, $5.75.
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It's bullshit.
I ain't picking cotton.
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God, you're one of them.
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Bet your ass I am.
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Fine. Sit in the cage
and check out the tools.
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In other words, sit on your
ass and do nothing all day.
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You think you can handle that?
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You speakin' my language.
That's what I'm talking about.
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I need a wrench.
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Voila! The monkey can dance.
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What'd you call me?
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You lose a tool, you go to SHU.
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Time for my nap.
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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So you go to that address
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and you tell them I trained
you in my kitchen.
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They'll pay you
shit and work you
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like a Chinese on the railroad,
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but it's a job.
(CHUCKLES)
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Red, thank you
so much for this.
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You don't come
back here, all right?
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That's what I'm hopin'.
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I hope so, too.
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Most of these girls
are in and out so much,
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it's like they're
fucking the place.
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(LAUGHS)
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Mercy, can I have your combs?
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Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock.
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How about your muumuu?
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Fine.
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What about this?
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You'll swim in that.
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I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps.
You know, for stretching.
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Okay, whatever.
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"Whatever?" That's my shirt.
I gave you that shirt.
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Yeah. You gave it
to me, so it's mine.
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And I can give
it to who I want.
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Little girl, don't
make me go mental on you.
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Boo, you don't run me no more.
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Hmm.
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I know you miss my ass.
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But Tricia's been
taking real good care of it,
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and soon it's
walkin' out of here.
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Let me look at it.
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(SNIFFS)
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You might wanna wash it.
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Still got some stank on it.
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You know,
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it's not your ass
that I want anymore,
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it's your back.
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(SCOFFS)
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Yeah. You better
watch it, bitch.
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What's the drama?
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Mercy should
know better than to
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fuck with Boo this
close to her date.
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Oh, shit. Well, you think
she'll try something?
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She stole Shelly's date.
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Shelly?
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Mrs. Boo,
three Mrs. Boos ago.
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The week before her date,
Boo had some girl jump her.
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There was a fight.
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Shelly had been
growing out her nails,
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mauled that girl like a tiger.
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Caught two more
years down the hill.
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Jeez.
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"Remove the stand
off the body..."
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Hey, how about
a lunch break, Chapman?
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Oh, God. Yes, please.
(LAUGHS)
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Thanks.
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Bologna.
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(SIGHS)
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Like your lunch?
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Mmm. I'm not complaining.
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You learn fast.
So, how's it going?
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I can't get my lamp to turn on.
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Yeah, long day for you.
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Well, I, on the other hand, am
feeling great job satisfaction.
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My hole in the wall
goes very deep.
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So, how's your mental health?
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You know, I can't
shake the feeling
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that at the end of the day
I'm gonna be able to go home.
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And, like, in the morning,
when I wake up,
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there are these few seconds
before I realize where I am,
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and then I do realize,
and I can't breathe.
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And I wanna cry and throw
shit and kill myself.
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(SIGHS)
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When does that end?
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I'll let you know.
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Lunch is over, ladies.
Back in.
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No, but we just sat down.
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And now you can get up
and get back to work.
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Speaking of which,
what the fuck
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are you doing in there,
Nichols?
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I'm makin' you
a glory hole, Luschek.
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Then, by all means, carry on.
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(SCOFFS)
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Back inside.
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MISS CLAUDETTE:
Is there a problem?
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Not at all. In fact,
I have some good news.
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We could all stand
a little good news.
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Your case manager called, and there's
interest in reopening your case.
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Seems to be some immigration
law reform, blah-di-blah.
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You're being reviewed
for potential early release.
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I don't care to
dredge up the past.
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This could mean
a lot less time.
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I appreciate the opportunity,
but no, thank you.
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It will be a whole lot of
aggravation for nothing.
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00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,170
I know how these things go.
253
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:27,258
Is there anything else?
254
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,887
No. No.
255
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,349
I'll let 'em
know your decision.
256
00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:40,271
That's the way it is. You
work, you pay off your debt,
257
00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:42,940
then you go off and live your life.
Do you understand?
258
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,518
You can wear it with slacks,
or with a skirt and tights.
259
00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:48,987
What do you prefer?
260
00:14:49,113 --> 00:14:50,322
Skirt.
261
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:54,869
Okay. It is important that
you keep your uniform clean.
262
00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:57,747
You can't be trusted to clean a
house if you can't keep yourself.
263
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,498
Yes, Miss Claudette.
264
00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:01,834
When you go to people's
homes, you will be polite,
265
00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:04,378
and clean, and respectful.
266
00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:07,089
No foolishness, no laziness.
267
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:10,175
And it's,
"Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir."
268
00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:12,261
No back talk, understood?
269
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:14,179
Speak up, child.
270
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,723
Sorry. Yes, ma'am.
271
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:17,141
Good.
272
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:18,392
Put your things away
273
00:15:18,476 --> 00:15:21,646
and come into the kitchen for
some food when you've settled in.
274
00:15:26,984 --> 00:15:27,985
Baptiste!
275
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:29,278
(CHUCKLES)
Oh!
276
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,908
You were gone long this trip.
277
00:15:33,991 --> 00:15:35,159
Too long.
278
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,703
I brought something for you.
279
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,618
You know I don't like gifts.
280
00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:42,040
Everyone likes gifts, even you.
281
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,335
Mangoes!
282
00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:47,421
Thank you.
283
00:15:48,339 --> 00:15:49,423
They're my favorites.
284
00:15:49,674 --> 00:15:50,716
I know that.
285
00:15:54,094 --> 00:15:55,387
Hey...
286
00:15:56,347 --> 00:15:57,932
Claudette, I got married.
287
00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:01,769
Oh.
288
00:16:05,523 --> 00:16:06,607
Congratulations.
289
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:08,651
She's here.
290
00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:10,865
She's here? What do you mean,
she's here? Where?
291
00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,156
Josephine, come here.
292
00:16:17,869 --> 00:16:19,328
Hello.
Bonjour.
293
00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:22,331
Claudette, this is Josephine.
294
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,878
Come in, please.
So nice to meet you.
295
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,547
Can I get you
something to drink?
296
00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:30,965
Yes, that would be wonderful.
297
00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:32,925
Orange juice?
Perfect.
298
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:36,470
I'll get it.
Claudette, sit down.
299
00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:42,894
Can I get you a malta?
300
00:16:42,977 --> 00:16:44,896
Uh, yes, thank you.
In the icebox.
301
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,569
My husband speaks of you often.
302
00:16:51,903 --> 00:16:55,364
Yes. We've been
friends a long time.
303
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,581
I don't know how you've
done it all these years.
304
00:16:58,075 --> 00:16:59,076
Done what?
305
00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:00,578
Oh, taken in
these children when
306
00:17:00,661 --> 00:17:02,413
you couldn't have
children of your own.
307
00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:04,040
It must be so difficult.
308
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,585
I've made my peace with it.
309
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,589
PIPER: "Put the body
in the base and..."
310
00:17:12,715 --> 00:17:15,384
And turn it... All right.
311
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,594
Okay.
312
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:17,845
(SCREAMS) Ow!
313
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:19,471
(LAUGHS)
314
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,599
Aw, it's like free
shock therapy.
315
00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:24,936
You might lose your short-term
memory, but it's a sweet escape.
316
00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:26,896
Work's done.
Wrap it up, ladies.
317
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,689
I couldn't make my lamp work.
318
00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:30,482
You'll try again tomorrow.
But you said...
319
00:17:30,608 --> 00:17:32,985
I say a lot of shit,
then I wanna go home.
320
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:35,529
So, clean up,
return your tools.
321
00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:38,699
Uh-uh.
322
00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:40,952
You get out of the cage when
all the tools are back in.
323
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,203
(IMITATING MONKEY CHATTERING)
324
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:46,498
Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw
some shit at you, cracker.
325
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:48,292
(ALARM BUZZING)
326
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,627
Hit the floor, ladies.
327
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:50,710
What the hell is going on?
328
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:52,797
When the alarm goes off, you have
to lay face-down on the ground.
329
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,173
Why? Because the
white man said so.
330
00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:56,300
She's right.
331
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,596
MAN OVER RADIO:
False alarm, false alarm.
332
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:04,475
Some rookie thought it was
a light switch. Back to stat.
333
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,810
Copy that.
334
00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:39,010
It was called off.
What?
335
00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:42,054
You can get up. False alarm.
Everything is fine.
336
00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:43,388
That alarm scared me.
337
00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:45,432
Yeah. It's loud.
338
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,980
I'm trying to stop smoking.
My buddy says that this helps.
339
00:18:51,605 --> 00:18:54,191
Menthols were my thing.
340
00:18:54,274 --> 00:18:55,734
Newports.
341
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,778
Still jonesin'.
342
00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:58,863
(CHUCKLES)
343
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:02,449
Can I try some?
344
00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:04,952
Um, I guess if...
345
00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:09,165
You can trust me,
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
346
00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:19,091
Where do you put it? Like,
underneath your tongue or...
347
00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:21,552
Between your lip and
your lower front teeth.
348
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:22,803
Okay. Just...
349
00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:23,888
Here.
350
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:34,023
That's disgusting.
351
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,107
(GAGS)
352
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,236
That's horrible.
(CHUCKLES)
353
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:43,866
Thanks. Sorry.
I didn't like that.
354
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,869
It's gross, I know. I shouldn't
really do it either.
355
00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:49,914
(BOTH LAUGHING)
356
00:19:49,997 --> 00:19:51,558
You got a little
between your two teeth.
357
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,084
Oh.
358
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:58,296
No, the other two, but also those.
It's in all your teeth.
359
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,244
Wait, hold on.
What are you doing?
360
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:04,220
Would you use it as
a toothpick and...
361
00:20:04,302 --> 00:20:06,597
Would you? Just...
362
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,099
Yeah.
363
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:18,275
LUSCHEK: Come on, this is ridiculous.
The screwdriver is missing?
364
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,527
Someone's gotta have it.
I don't know.
365
00:20:23,864 --> 00:20:25,241
Where's the list of names?
366
00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:27,118
What do you mean?
367
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:29,036
I told you for every
chit that comes in,
368
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,246
there has to be
a name written down.
369
00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:31,872
You did not tell me that.
370
00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:33,916
You told me to take
the chit, give the tool,
371
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,585
get the tool back,
give back the chit.
372
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:37,795
I fucking did that.
373
00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:39,337
(SCREAMS)
Who the hell has it?
374
00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:42,091
I don't know...
God!
375
00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:48,139
Fuck!
(ALARM BUZZING)
376
00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:54,270
A screwdriver is considered
a deadly weapon.
377
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:59,150
That is another five
years on your sentence
378
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:02,069
if you are caught with
it in your possession.
379
00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:04,738
I don't like being threatened
for something I didn't do.
380
00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:10,494
No. I'm not threatening you, I'm
informing you of the facts.
381
00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:14,539
Sounds like a threat to me. I
already told you, I don't have it.
382
00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:17,168
I put her in charge of
the tools, it's her fault.
383
00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:20,838
Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the
buck on me, it's your fuckin' job.
384
00:21:20,921 --> 00:21:22,631
I'm just a monkey
in a cage, remember?
385
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:23,966
Oh, no, no, I think
that she means her...
386
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,468
No, I don't need you translating
for me, Honey Boo Boo.
387
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,845
CAPUTO: Be quiet!
388
00:21:28,637 --> 00:21:30,931
If you had done
your job correctly,
389
00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:33,725
we would know who is
responsible for this theft.
390
00:21:34,768 --> 00:21:36,187
I want all these
women searched.
391
00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:38,022
I don't know about
these other bitches,
392
00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:40,858
but no man-guard is patting
me down and coppin' a feel.
393
00:21:40,983 --> 00:21:43,694
Of course, as is your right.
394
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:47,865
Donaldson, take her down to
SHU and let her wait there
395
00:21:48,032 --> 00:21:50,701
until we can find
a female officer to
396
00:21:50,826 --> 00:21:53,453
conduct a thorough,
thorough search.
397
00:21:53,537 --> 00:21:55,580
Don't touch me,
I can walk out myself.
398
00:21:55,706 --> 00:21:57,958
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
399
00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:02,213
Yo, smell his breath!
Yo, motherfucker is a drunk!
400
00:22:04,506 --> 00:22:07,759
Anyone else have a problem
with a male officer?
401
00:22:10,012 --> 00:22:14,058
If you cooperate, it tells
me you have nothing to hide.
402
00:22:15,351 --> 00:22:19,313
If you know who took this
weapon and do not speak up,
403
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:24,109
you will be considered an
accomplice and charged accordingly.
404
00:22:36,914 --> 00:22:40,251
If your memory is jogged, you
all know where my office is.
405
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,508
Yep, they're good.
406
00:22:48,592 --> 00:22:51,427
Everyone return to camp,
report back here tomorrow.
407
00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:54,430
Jesus Christ, that was scary.
Did he touch your tit?
408
00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:56,600
Cupped my ass.
Who do you think took it?
409
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,356
Someone's going down for this.
410
00:23:14,118 --> 00:23:16,120
You think your angry
friend, Janae, took it?
411
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,020
I wouldn't say
that she's my friend.
412
00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:20,416
I say, "Hi," she says,
"Shut the fuck up."
413
00:23:20,498 --> 00:23:22,334
I say, "Hey, how's it going?"
414
00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:25,296
She sucks her teeth,
maybe calls me "bitch"
415
00:23:25,379 --> 00:23:27,214
or "you Taylor Swift-ass
motherfucker."
416
00:23:27,298 --> 00:23:29,300
We're on our way.
417
00:23:29,425 --> 00:23:31,865
That's just fucking racist, you
look nothing like Taylor Swift.
418
00:23:31,927 --> 00:23:34,470
We do not all look alike,
despite what they think.
419
00:23:36,472 --> 00:23:37,975
Is SHU really that bad?
420
00:23:39,643 --> 00:23:43,272
It's just like the Hamptons,
only fucking horrible.
421
00:23:43,981 --> 00:23:45,690
Okay, yeah,
that was a dumb question.
422
00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:51,071
A lady next door to me in there ate a
rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her.
423
00:23:51,822 --> 00:23:56,285
So, she bit it back,
and back, and back.
424
00:23:56,492 --> 00:23:57,493
Hey.
425
00:23:58,162 --> 00:23:59,997
Hey, brain,
I wanna ask you something.
426
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:02,666
Okay.
427
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:05,419
What is this?
428
00:24:05,501 --> 00:24:06,962
A letter to request an appeal.
429
00:24:07,671 --> 00:24:08,630
I need to get out,
430
00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:10,994
'cause my girlfriend's getting
out and I gotta be with her.
431
00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,885
Frankly, I can't wait for that
screamer to hit the bricks.
432
00:24:16,013 --> 00:24:19,683
I'm not so good with words, and
you read everything and shit,
433
00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:20,851
so you'll help me out?
434
00:24:22,186 --> 00:24:24,313
Sure, yeah.
I'll take a look at it.
435
00:24:28,859 --> 00:24:30,027
What?
436
00:24:30,152 --> 00:24:31,820
Happy hour.
Who's up for margaritas?
437
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,989
Last time I drank tequila,
I woke up in Weehawken.
438
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:35,824
Yeah, isn't that
where you're from?
439
00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:36,908
Fucking shithole.
440
00:24:37,034 --> 00:24:38,410
Yeah, well,
Piper loves tequila.
441
00:24:39,577 --> 00:24:41,997
I gotta go.
442
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,458
What? Afraid I'll tell them
the pork chop story?
443
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,960
NICKY: Yeah, this is
fuckin' weird, okay?
444
00:24:47,127 --> 00:24:50,546
I have a pork chop story, too.
You go first.
445
00:24:53,591 --> 00:24:54,759
They're under the bed.
446
00:24:54,885 --> 00:24:55,886
What?
447
00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:59,390
Your books.
I don't like clutter.
448
00:24:59,515 --> 00:25:02,184
Yeah. No, clutter's
the worst.
449
00:25:02,518 --> 00:25:04,144
You get hit on the head today?
450
00:25:04,728 --> 00:25:05,729
Okay.
451
00:25:08,857 --> 00:25:11,735
Yo! Dump your shit,
they're doing a sweep.
452
00:25:14,905 --> 00:25:15,906
My God.
453
00:25:16,073 --> 00:25:17,074
What did you do?
454
00:25:17,199 --> 00:25:19,117
I don't know. I literally...
I do not know.
455
00:25:19,243 --> 00:25:21,703
It was a mistake. I can't believe...
Fuck! Fuck!
456
00:25:22,246 --> 00:25:24,915
Outside! Both of you.
457
00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:29,836
This is a mandatory
random bunk inspection.
458
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,121
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
459
00:25:33,715 --> 00:25:34,925
(HUMMING)
460
00:26:17,050 --> 00:26:18,051
All clear.
461
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,016
What were you thinking?
462
00:26:25,142 --> 00:26:26,101
(WHISPERING)
My sweatshirt was outside.
463
00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:27,811
I don't remember
putting it in my pocket.
464
00:26:27,894 --> 00:26:30,730
Maybe I am losing my memory.
Jesus.
465
00:26:30,814 --> 00:26:33,055
No, I'll just tell them the truth.
I'll just give it back.
466
00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:34,401
You can't do that!
Why?
467
00:26:34,485 --> 00:26:36,652
Because here they
don't believe the truth.
468
00:26:36,736 --> 00:26:39,156
They'll throw you in SHU
and me as an accomplice.
469
00:26:40,491 --> 00:26:42,576
What should I do? Should I just...
Should I dump it in the yard?
470
00:26:42,784 --> 00:26:45,703
Suppose some nut job,
like your peeing admirer,
471
00:26:45,829 --> 00:26:48,790
were to find it and stab your
tall girlfriend in the eye.
472
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,792
It would come
back to you, and you
473
00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:52,252
would be
an accomplice to murder.
474
00:26:52,336 --> 00:26:57,673
If you ever want to go home, get
that screwdriver back on that wall.
475
00:26:59,176 --> 00:27:00,302
PORNSTACHE: All clear!
476
00:27:10,103 --> 00:27:11,104
Place looks like crap.
477
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,857
We're lucky they're letting us
set up at all, after the raid.
478
00:27:14,107 --> 00:27:15,708
Would you get more
over on the left side?
479
00:27:17,194 --> 00:27:18,778
'Cause that'll really
make it more festive?
480
00:27:18,862 --> 00:27:19,863
(LAUGHS)
481
00:27:20,364 --> 00:27:22,282
All we need now is
a pinata full of rats.
482
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,993
You know what, stretch?
Your ass
483
00:27:25,118 --> 00:27:26,870
just got uninvited.
Thanks for the help.
484
00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:31,375
Oh, shit. I just got uninvited to
the most depressing party ever.
485
00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:34,752
What will I do now to
make me not wanna kill myself?
486
00:27:34,878 --> 00:27:36,213
(LAUGHS)
487
00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:38,215
She's kind of right.
488
00:27:39,174 --> 00:27:41,593
This is more depressing
than a Tori Amos cover band.
489
00:27:41,717 --> 00:27:44,221
Look, when in Rome,
use what you got.
490
00:27:44,346 --> 00:27:45,389
Unless what you
got ain't enough
491
00:27:45,514 --> 00:27:47,349
to keep your woman.
Reflect, yo.
492
00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:50,642
Chapman's writing my appeal,
and she's hella smart,
493
00:27:50,644 --> 00:27:51,936
so I'm gonna be
out of here soon.
494
00:27:53,146 --> 00:27:54,898
With Mercy, my girl.
495
00:27:55,065 --> 00:27:57,192
(LAUGHS) Wigga, please.
496
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:59,361
Mercy gonna dump your ass the
second she gets out of here.
497
00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,196
She likes new, shiny things.
498
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:04,533
And out of here, you are
as dull as an old pencil,
499
00:28:05,158 --> 00:28:07,202
with saggy tits and a
fucked-up tattoo on its neck.
500
00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:12,790
Oh, Butchy, face it. I win, you lose.
She hates you. She loves me.
501
00:28:12,999 --> 00:28:16,044
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
And she "loved" me, too.
502
00:28:16,878 --> 00:28:20,756
For two whole years, and then she
dropped my butch ass for you.
503
00:28:20,924 --> 00:28:22,467
And if you don't think
that's the way she do,
504
00:28:22,593 --> 00:28:24,928
then you are dumber than you look,
which is pretty fuckin' dumb,
505
00:28:25,053 --> 00:28:26,221
'cause you look like
your relatives have been
506
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,805
fucking each
other for generations.
507
00:28:28,764 --> 00:28:31,727
Yeah, she'll do
the same to you.
508
00:28:32,936 --> 00:28:35,606
That girl was raised by animals,
she don't know how to love.
509
00:28:36,773 --> 00:28:38,734
Yeah? Well, you're fat.
510
00:28:41,612 --> 00:28:44,615
Oh, you got me.
511
00:29:05,093 --> 00:29:09,013
Hey, Dandelion!
I've been missin' on you.
512
00:29:10,223 --> 00:29:15,395
Hey, don't be ignoring me now.
I do like I do.
513
00:29:15,812 --> 00:29:18,856
Don't be mad at me, Dandelion.
I'm sorry.
514
00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:24,469
Just don't make me angry,
all right?
515
00:29:25,155 --> 00:29:27,741
You don't wanna see
me when I'm angry.
516
00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:32,663
So I drank a lot of water!
517
00:29:32,746 --> 00:29:33,789
Oh, my God.
518
00:29:35,873 --> 00:29:38,335
Oh, Mr. Healy. Do you mind if
I talk to you for a second?
519
00:29:38,418 --> 00:29:41,171
Chapman, I don't wanna hear
about the job thing.
520
00:29:41,838 --> 00:29:46,009
I put you in Electric because
there's toxic mold in the GED room.
521
00:29:46,092 --> 00:29:48,970
The education program
has been suspended.
522
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,180
That's life. Deal with it.
523
00:29:50,681 --> 00:29:54,100
The... I... That's actually,
that's not um, what I...
524
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:57,854
I actually wanted to thank you.
525
00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:00,315
Okay.
526
00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:02,066
Great. That's great.
527
00:30:05,903 --> 00:30:06,988
You wanted to thank me?
528
00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:11,702
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, I haven't...
529
00:30:12,536 --> 00:30:14,371
I haven't quite
figured it out yet,
530
00:30:14,454 --> 00:30:16,540
but I'm gonna be
able to rewire a lamp.
531
00:30:18,458 --> 00:30:21,919
Soon. And I'm very
excited about that.
532
00:30:22,045 --> 00:30:28,301
I've always felt that I lacked
practical skills in life and...
533
00:30:29,386 --> 00:30:30,387
I don't know.
534
00:30:30,721 --> 00:30:31,888
Are you okay, Chapman?
535
00:30:34,683 --> 00:30:36,524
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I'm just, I'm just tired.
536
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,562
I hear there was
a problem in your shop.
537
00:30:38,854 --> 00:30:40,522
I hope you're staying
clear of trouble.
538
00:30:41,022 --> 00:30:45,151
Of course, of course,
of course. Yeah.
539
00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:47,863
I'm sure they'll
find the culprit.
540
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:52,242
That's great. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything.
541
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,052
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
542
00:31:14,848 --> 00:31:16,099
(SIGHS)
543
00:31:21,938 --> 00:31:24,065
Heard you were helping
Tricia with a letter.
544
00:31:24,941 --> 00:31:29,529
Oh, I just said that I would
look at it with her. I don't...
545
00:31:29,613 --> 00:31:30,697
I don't want any trouble.
546
00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:34,200
Neither do I. I just want
you to help me with mine.
547
00:31:34,284 --> 00:31:35,484
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, same here.
548
00:31:37,788 --> 00:31:40,415
Well, I'm not a lawyer.
You guys know that, right?
549
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:44,711
I just said that I would
look over it with her.
550
00:31:46,463 --> 00:31:48,965
But I guess that I can do
that with you guys, too.
551
00:31:49,048 --> 00:31:54,304
So, why don't we set up a time to
talk, or, I guess, times to talk?
552
00:31:54,638 --> 00:31:57,014
Why not now?
No day like today.
553
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,687
Now is really not a good time.
554
00:32:02,813 --> 00:32:04,105
Wow, blanca. Really?
555
00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:05,982
No. I need to look
over everything first,
556
00:32:06,065 --> 00:32:07,442
so why don't you
leave the papers with me.
557
00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:08,606
Okay, well, how about this?
558
00:32:08,652 --> 00:32:09,986
I'm innocent, I was set up.
How about that?
559
00:32:10,111 --> 00:32:12,029
Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in
Jersey when that shit went down.
560
00:32:12,155 --> 00:32:14,825
And, I mean, I may be a thief, but
I'm not an embezzler, you know.
561
00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:16,200
And that guy shot himself.
562
00:32:16,326 --> 00:32:17,786
We should probably look at...
I don't know anybody.
563
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,454
This is my room.
564
00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:22,666
Not a sorority.
565
00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:28,087
I'm sorry. I know how
you feel about guests.
566
00:32:28,171 --> 00:32:31,341
I asked them to leave. They
are looking for legal help.
567
00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:32,884
If you want to
open a law office,
568
00:32:33,009 --> 00:32:35,553
do it someplace else.
Not in my room!
569
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:39,891
Ladies,
570
00:32:41,017 --> 00:32:42,018
if you don't mind.
571
00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:45,730
Food stamp fraud?
I mean, really,
572
00:32:45,856 --> 00:32:47,691
I was only feeding
starving children.
573
00:32:55,323 --> 00:32:56,324
Yeah.
574
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:06,417
Did you take care of
that problem of yours?
575
00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,378
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
576
00:33:08,545 --> 00:33:10,005
Yeah. It's all good.
577
00:33:14,384 --> 00:33:17,053
Wait, shortie, you want a book
to read, or a step stool?
578
00:33:17,136 --> 00:33:20,932
'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't
steppin' on the Goblet of Fire.
579
00:33:21,057 --> 00:33:22,893
Don't be fuckin'
with Harry Potter.
580
00:33:22,976 --> 00:33:26,021
Now, you could
step up on Ulysses.
581
00:33:26,103 --> 00:33:30,066
Everyone says it's so genius,
but I call it bullshit.
582
00:33:30,191 --> 00:33:31,735
No one wants to go through
all that ramblin'.
583
00:33:31,818 --> 00:33:34,529
Ain't nobody got time for that.
584
00:33:35,405 --> 00:33:37,686
Look at you, you're having a
little Barnes & Nobles moment.
585
00:33:37,699 --> 00:33:40,911
Oh, my bunkie is
hosting Bible study,
586
00:33:41,077 --> 00:33:43,038
which usually I can tune out,
587
00:33:43,204 --> 00:33:44,581
but once they
started arguing over
588
00:33:44,664 --> 00:33:47,166
who gets raptured first,
I had to go.
589
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:49,293
Yeah.
590
00:33:49,419 --> 00:33:51,212
I am so getting raptured first.
591
00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:52,797
Yeah, I've technically
died on three
592
00:33:52,923 --> 00:33:55,008
separate occasions
and I've met God.
593
00:33:55,675 --> 00:33:57,093
Dude fucking loves me.
(LAUGHS)
594
00:33:59,054 --> 00:34:02,139
I had this roommate,
she was a history major.
595
00:34:03,016 --> 00:34:06,770
She claims that she died
doing a bunch of whip-its
596
00:34:07,228 --> 00:34:08,708
and that an angel
of darkness gave her
597
00:34:08,772 --> 00:34:11,315
all the answers to her Renaissance
final and sent her back.
598
00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:13,902
How'd she do?
I think she got a B.
599
00:34:14,277 --> 00:34:16,529
That's not bad.
Yeah.
600
00:34:16,613 --> 00:34:17,822
What was your major?
601
00:34:18,155 --> 00:34:20,909
Oh, I just lived on campus,
went to parties.
602
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:23,327
No moolah and no school-ah.
603
00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:28,792
Although sometimes I sat in on classes.
Film classes, free movies.
604
00:34:30,794 --> 00:34:31,962
Is that how you know Chapman?
605
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,550
Kind of.
606
00:34:38,301 --> 00:34:39,803
Look, I've been in
here almost three years.
607
00:34:39,886 --> 00:34:42,430
I thought I saw all the
permutations of runcher theater,
608
00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:44,390
but you two are in
a whole new play.
609
00:34:45,224 --> 00:34:47,602
What the fuck
went on with you outside?
610
00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:49,604
I don't know. Things.
611
00:34:51,982 --> 00:34:52,983
And stuff.
612
00:34:54,484 --> 00:34:58,488
Fine. I'll let my imagination
keep running wild.
613
00:34:58,822 --> 00:35:01,032
Wait, three years? How much
time do you have left?
614
00:35:01,783 --> 00:35:02,742
Two more.
615
00:35:02,826 --> 00:35:04,368
Jesus fuck.
616
00:35:04,995 --> 00:35:05,996
What for?
617
00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:09,499
Drugs, basically.
What do you have?
618
00:35:11,918 --> 00:35:14,337
Counting good time,
subtract the three,
619
00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:16,631
add the one...
A fuckload.
620
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:18,925
Of shitty time.
621
00:35:20,010 --> 00:35:24,139
With shitty, smelly, farting,
622
00:35:24,221 --> 00:35:27,100
crazy, stupid fucking bitches.
623
00:35:28,434 --> 00:35:30,103
Most of whom fucking hate me.
624
00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:36,067
Yo, should we plan an escape?
625
00:35:36,192 --> 00:35:37,193
(LAUGHS)
626
00:35:37,777 --> 00:35:38,820
Where do you wanna go?
627
00:35:40,530 --> 00:35:44,659
I don't even know anymore.
I used to.
628
00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:49,914
I had grand plans.
629
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,669
Now I can't even get past the
swirling darkness in my brain
630
00:35:54,752 --> 00:35:58,339
long enough to
land on anything.
631
00:35:59,382 --> 00:36:00,424
(SOBS)
632
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:06,681
Oh, man. I was just starting
to like you, Vause.
633
00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:08,725
You gonna go soft on me?
634
00:36:12,562 --> 00:36:13,563
(SNIFFLES)
635
00:36:14,230 --> 00:36:17,067
Oh, fuck. Come here.
636
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,778
It'll be okay, sister.
637
00:36:22,238 --> 00:36:24,039
There's always hope
tomorrow'll be taco night.
638
00:36:24,407 --> 00:36:25,909
Tomorrow's beef and noodles.
639
00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:28,661
Or beef and noodles.
640
00:36:28,786 --> 00:36:29,871
(CHUCKLES)
641
00:36:37,045 --> 00:36:38,088
What are you reading?
642
00:36:39,255 --> 00:36:41,716
Oh, I'm going
over Tricia's appeal.
643
00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:44,343
It's a... It's a mess.
644
00:36:45,011 --> 00:36:48,806
I want to say no,
but she really needs help.
645
00:36:49,766 --> 00:36:50,892
Is the light bothering you?
646
00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:52,810
The light is fine.
647
00:36:52,936 --> 00:36:53,937
Okay.
648
00:36:55,605 --> 00:36:59,650
Have you ever written anything like this?
An appeal?
649
00:37:00,693 --> 00:37:02,403
I'm really not
sure where to start.
650
00:37:07,951 --> 00:37:11,788
(WHISPERING) Miss Claudette?
Are you asleep?
651
00:37:13,623 --> 00:37:16,209
Maybe you should stay out
of other people's affairs.
652
00:37:17,668 --> 00:37:20,880
Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt
and actually legible letter
653
00:37:20,964 --> 00:37:24,092
would help her case, you know?
654
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:25,635
There's always a chance, right?
655
00:37:27,595 --> 00:37:29,264
Hope is a dangerous thing.
656
00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:35,603
You come in here and you tell
me you've come up empty?
657
00:37:36,312 --> 00:37:41,317
No, that's unacceptable.
It's totally unacceptable.
658
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,610
You find it.
659
00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:45,696
Sir, shouldn't this
be on Luschek?
660
00:37:46,656 --> 00:37:48,825
It's Luschek's
fault it's missing,
661
00:37:48,950 --> 00:37:52,287
it's your fault
it hasn't been found.
662
00:37:53,121 --> 00:37:55,999
You go easy on these girls
and what happens?
663
00:37:56,082 --> 00:37:57,374
They take advantage.
664
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:01,587
These women are fucking criminals.
Have you forgotten that?
665
00:38:02,005 --> 00:38:04,340
And don't get me
started on Luschek.
666
00:38:04,465 --> 00:38:06,425
You know how many times
I tried to fire his ass?
667
00:38:06,509 --> 00:38:09,179
Fucking unions were not created
668
00:38:09,262 --> 00:38:10,847
to protect
the drunk and retarded,
669
00:38:10,930 --> 00:38:12,265
yet lookie here.
(LAUGHS)
670
00:38:15,185 --> 00:38:18,104
It's a lot harder to laugh
with a punctured lung.
671
00:38:18,437 --> 00:38:20,397
It goes right between the ribs.
(LAUGHS)
672
00:38:21,524 --> 00:38:22,692
Ticklish, sir.
673
00:38:25,402 --> 00:38:27,488
It can be used to kill a CO.
674
00:38:28,031 --> 00:38:30,700
It's happened before
and it wouldn't surprise me
675
00:38:30,783 --> 00:38:33,036
if it happened again.
676
00:38:33,161 --> 00:38:34,996
Find the fucking screwdriver!
677
00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:46,475
(WHISPERS) The screwdriver
is still in there.
678
00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:48,343
What?
679
00:38:49,219 --> 00:38:50,511
I tried returning
it to the shop,
680
00:38:50,636 --> 00:38:51,957
but they were
patting people down.
681
00:38:52,222 --> 00:38:53,306
You lied to me?
682
00:38:53,389 --> 00:38:54,390
I was gonna
return it this morning.
683
00:38:54,515 --> 00:38:56,767
I didn't realize that there
was gonna be a sneak attack.
684
00:38:57,518 --> 00:38:58,769
Where is it?
685
00:39:00,563 --> 00:39:01,689
It's under the mattress.
686
00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:21,751
It's clean!
687
00:39:24,587 --> 00:39:26,589
This is a mandatory
bunk inspection.
688
00:39:26,714 --> 00:39:28,875
I need to thoroughly search
your cubicle for contraband.
689
00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:34,347
MAN ON PA: If you have any
information, please come forward.
690
00:39:34,513 --> 00:39:38,393
You're as sick as your secrets, ladies.
Sick as your secrets.
691
00:39:39,269 --> 00:39:41,938
It's gone. I have
no idea where it went.
692
00:39:43,022 --> 00:39:45,233
I'm losing my mind. Jesus!
693
00:39:46,234 --> 00:39:47,443
Am I really going crazy?
694
00:39:49,028 --> 00:39:51,239
Shit. Well,
695
00:39:53,783 --> 00:39:57,536
either way, problem solved.
696
00:39:57,620 --> 00:40:00,581
My problem is solved,
yours has just begun.
697
00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:02,792
What?
698
00:40:03,084 --> 00:40:07,171
You lied to me. That's strike two.
If there's a strike three...
699
00:40:07,297 --> 00:40:10,341
Can you please just cut me
a little bit of slack?
700
00:40:11,301 --> 00:40:12,385
Slack?
701
00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:13,719
Slack!
702
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,351
I have been here for
less than two weeks.
703
00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:25,940
I have been
starved out, felt up,
704
00:40:27,817 --> 00:40:32,238
teased, stalked, threatened,
705
00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:34,824
and called Taylor Swift.
706
00:40:34,949 --> 00:40:37,910
And now, you.
707
00:40:40,537 --> 00:40:42,706
I am doing my best
to learn the ropes.
708
00:40:42,832 --> 00:40:44,750
I really, really am.
709
00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:49,380
(WHISPERS) The screwdriver
is no longer here.
710
00:40:50,256 --> 00:40:51,936
(NORMAL VOICE) It cannot
get you in trouble.
711
00:40:53,926 --> 00:40:56,220
I take full responsibility,
712
00:40:56,346 --> 00:40:58,514
and I may be suffering from
short-term memory loss
713
00:40:58,639 --> 00:40:59,682
and I don't know why,
714
00:40:59,765 --> 00:41:02,852
so can you please
just cut me some slack?
715
00:41:06,022 --> 00:41:07,190
Okay?
716
00:41:12,569 --> 00:41:13,529
MISS CLAUDETTE: Okay?
717
00:41:13,654 --> 00:41:14,613
(MISS CLAUDETTE SPEAKING
IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)
718
00:41:14,697 --> 00:41:16,573
Do you hear what I'm saying?
719
00:41:17,867 --> 00:41:19,952
Everyone must take a shower.
720
00:41:20,703 --> 00:41:25,166
You go in, get undressed,
and bathe now.
721
00:41:26,459 --> 00:41:28,378
What's going on?
722
00:41:28,878 --> 00:41:30,754
Speak up for yourself!
723
00:41:32,465 --> 00:41:33,883
Leave us be.
724
00:41:44,810 --> 00:41:45,895
What happened to you?
725
00:41:48,189 --> 00:41:49,190
(SOBBING)
726
00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:51,567
You can tell me.
727
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:07,333
(GASPS)
728
00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:18,594
TAYSTEE: "The world ain't
all sunshine and rainbows
729
00:42:18,761 --> 00:42:20,430
"It's a very mean place
730
00:42:20,513 --> 00:42:23,974
"So you wind up in prison and
everybody's up in your face
731
00:42:24,434 --> 00:42:26,269
"I don't care
how tough you are,
732
00:42:26,394 --> 00:42:28,229
"The world will
beat you to your knees
733
00:42:28,438 --> 00:42:31,441
"You lay down with dogs,
you wake up with fleas
734
00:42:31,524 --> 00:42:33,776
"Nobody's gonna hit
you harder than life
735
00:42:33,901 --> 00:42:36,571
"Not a guard, not a gangster,
not even your wife
736
00:42:37,696 --> 00:42:43,119
"Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's
no need to sit around and pout
737
00:42:43,244 --> 00:42:45,371
"We gonna open up a booth,
so you can
738
00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:47,706
"Sit and mourn
for your lost youth"
739
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,876
I hope you enjoyed
my original piece.
740
00:42:51,085 --> 00:42:53,629
It was a Taystee delight.
Thank you,
741
00:42:53,754 --> 00:42:56,299
and I bid you all a good night.
742
00:42:56,466 --> 00:42:57,841
(ALL APPLAUDING)
743
00:42:58,301 --> 00:43:00,970
Yo, please, that ain't yours!
744
00:43:01,053 --> 00:43:02,638
You stole half that
shit from Rocky VI.
745
00:43:02,763 --> 00:43:05,600
Maybe, but I made it rhyme.
746
00:43:05,682 --> 00:43:06,683
(LAUGHS) True.
747
00:43:08,685 --> 00:43:10,396
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
748
00:43:16,611 --> 00:43:18,654
Don't know how you
are with the word stuff,
749
00:43:18,737 --> 00:43:20,531
but "uninvited"
means "not invited."
750
00:43:20,948 --> 00:43:22,492
Yeah, I'm just
using the microwave.
751
00:43:22,658 --> 00:43:23,826
Yeah, right.
752
00:43:25,453 --> 00:43:27,373
I don't want to be
at this lame-ass thing anyway.
753
00:43:28,122 --> 00:43:29,683
And yet you decided
to cook your noodles
754
00:43:29,748 --> 00:43:31,459
right in the middle of it all.
755
00:43:32,835 --> 00:43:35,838
Baby, high school
is high school.
756
00:43:37,507 --> 00:43:39,008
Thanks.
757
00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:42,803
And don't be talking
to me, white girl.
758
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,728
You okay?
759
00:43:52,188 --> 00:43:54,773
No. I'm gonna miss you.
760
00:43:55,358 --> 00:43:57,527
And I may be in here
for a little while.
761
00:43:59,695 --> 00:44:01,030
Promise you'll wait for me?
762
00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:04,867
Baby, course I promise.
763
00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:08,496
Don't let Boo
get into your head.
764
00:44:09,664 --> 00:44:10,706
I'm your girl.
765
00:44:19,215 --> 00:44:20,924
Plenty of other pussy in here.
766
00:44:22,718 --> 00:44:23,927
Let it go.
767
00:44:24,803 --> 00:44:26,055
Come on, white girl.
768
00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:36,732
(LAUGHS)
769
00:44:52,456 --> 00:44:53,708
You scared me.
770
00:44:53,790 --> 00:44:56,293
Yeah, I get that a lot.
What? No party for you?
771
00:44:57,127 --> 00:44:58,546
No.
772
00:45:00,089 --> 00:45:01,716
You all right, kitten?
773
00:45:03,551 --> 00:45:06,095
I think I might've gotten Miss
Claudette really mad at me.
774
00:45:07,597 --> 00:45:10,600
Look, you know how some people
have imaginary friends?
775
00:45:11,808 --> 00:45:14,853
I think you might
have imaginary enemies.
776
00:45:17,814 --> 00:45:18,941
What did she say to you?
777
00:45:19,191 --> 00:45:20,150
Miss Claudette?
778
00:45:20,276 --> 00:45:21,985
No, Alex.
779
00:45:22,903 --> 00:45:24,405
Wouldn't you like to know?
780
00:45:24,614 --> 00:45:26,574
Yes, I would.
781
00:45:29,993 --> 00:45:31,621
She said you were a squirter.
782
00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:35,458
I don't... That's...
783
00:45:36,791 --> 00:45:40,921
Once. It happened once. And
it took us both by surprise.
784
00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:43,299
Wow.
785
00:45:44,049 --> 00:45:47,094
I was kidding. But good to know.
Oh!
786
00:45:48,095 --> 00:45:51,140
Whatever they are,
she's keeping your secrets.
787
00:45:51,265 --> 00:45:53,476
But I'll get 'em out of you.
More than once.
788
00:45:55,936 --> 00:45:58,397
Do you think that she'll try
and hurt me in my sleep?
789
00:45:58,648 --> 00:45:59,649
Who, Alex?
790
00:45:59,732 --> 00:46:02,276
No. Miss Claudette.
791
00:46:03,444 --> 00:46:06,447
Miss Claudette was into some
kind of slave-trade shit.
792
00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:09,992
All that murder talk is rumor,
and if you ask me, bullshit.
793
00:46:10,117 --> 00:46:13,162
So unless you're worried she's
gonna harbor you illegally,
794
00:46:13,287 --> 00:46:14,413
I wouldn't sweat it.
795
00:46:18,334 --> 00:46:21,337
WOMAN ON PA: Guard Samson, report
to check-in for roll call.
796
00:46:21,712 --> 00:46:24,006
Guard Samson, report to
check-in for roll call.
797
00:46:28,385 --> 00:46:29,506
You didn't come to mail call.
798
00:46:30,346 --> 00:46:31,555
I never get any mail.
799
00:46:31,846 --> 00:46:32,847
You did today.
800
00:46:50,032 --> 00:46:51,283
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
801
00:46:53,536 --> 00:46:56,205
Hello, Mr. Jones.
I'm from Clean Makers.
802
00:46:56,288 --> 00:46:59,375
The regular girl couldn't
make it, so I'm here.
803
00:47:07,508 --> 00:47:08,967
(TAP FLOWING)
804
00:47:53,053 --> 00:47:54,096
What are you doing?
805
00:47:54,555 --> 00:47:57,474
Oh, you. I got cake
from Red, so fuck off.
806
00:47:57,932 --> 00:47:59,101
I said, what are you doing?
807
00:47:59,184 --> 00:48:00,143
Mind your own business.
808
00:48:00,269 --> 00:48:01,936
I see those drugs in your hand.
809
00:48:02,104 --> 00:48:04,189
The more you struggle,
the more it will hurt.
810
00:48:04,273 --> 00:48:06,149
Get the fuck off me,
you old bitch!
811
00:48:06,275 --> 00:48:08,903
You can't take away that
girl's shot at getting out.
812
00:48:08,985 --> 00:48:09,944
I don't know what
you're talking about.
813
00:48:10,070 --> 00:48:11,238
Yes, you do!
814
00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:15,992
You will not steal Mercy's
date over a school girl crush!
815
00:48:17,119 --> 00:48:19,288
You can't play with
someone's life like that.
816
00:48:20,790 --> 00:48:21,956
But I love her.
817
00:48:24,251 --> 00:48:25,294
Love
818
00:48:27,296 --> 00:48:28,505
is not an excuse!
819
00:48:37,932 --> 00:48:40,434
(ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER RADIO)
820
00:48:51,654 --> 00:48:52,905
(RADIO SWITCHES OFF)
821
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:09,505
I'd like a pair of pliers
and a wire-cutter, please.
822
00:49:19,849 --> 00:49:22,643
Oh, so is that the screwdriver?
823
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,188
Lucky for you gals, I found
this thing under the sink.
824
00:49:28,983 --> 00:49:32,653
Now let's all get back
to normal, all right?
825
00:49:32,736 --> 00:49:35,364
Make the lamps work.
Leave me alone.
826
00:49:37,449 --> 00:49:38,492
Have a nice day.
827
00:49:49,545 --> 00:49:50,838
(MOANING)
828
00:50:50,439 --> 00:50:51,732
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
829
00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:54,818
Mercy's leaving.
830
00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:03,326
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
831
00:51:03,452 --> 00:51:04,620
Come in.
832
00:51:04,745 --> 00:51:05,746
Do you have a second?
833
00:51:06,288 --> 00:51:07,790
No. But you're here now.
834
00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:11,001
I've changed my mind.
835
00:51:14,463 --> 00:51:16,172
I'd like to reopen my case.
836
00:51:23,806 --> 00:51:28,978
MAN ON PA: Abusive and obscene language
is strictly prohibited under Code 404.
837
00:51:47,830 --> 00:51:48,956
Be good, okay?
838
00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:56,338
Sorry I've been such a dick.
839
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,010
You know, I'm gonna
miss you, little girl.
840
00:52:05,014 --> 00:52:06,056
Black.
841
00:52:15,189 --> 00:52:16,775
Hey, that's enough, ladies.
Break it up.
842
00:52:16,859 --> 00:52:18,986
Come on. Hey, hey!
843
00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:22,280
No tongue-fucking in the
visitation room, you know that.
844
00:52:23,866 --> 00:52:24,867
Love you.
845
00:52:25,534 --> 00:52:27,036
I promise I'm
gonna wait for you.
846
00:52:31,581 --> 00:52:33,125
Bye, guys.
847
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,676
Be good, okay?
848
00:52:56,047 --> 00:53:06,635
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