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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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"In a world filled with
hate, we must still dare to hope.
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"In a world filled with despair,
we must still dare to dream."
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Words from the late,
great Michael Jackson.
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Chapel will open at 8:00.
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Today's order of services
is Catholic, Evangelical,
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Wiccan, Baptist,
other, and Muslim.
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Enjoy your Sunday.
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You didn't eat breakfast. Most
important meal of the day.
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Start your engine right.
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Thanks. I'll, uh...
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Thanks.
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Fine. Run on fumes.
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I'm doing the
4-Hour Body.
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I don't know what that is.
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Oh, you'll see.
You'll see.
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Okay. Good luck
with that.
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Come closer!
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Oh! Fuck me! God!
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I could get it.
Fucking come.
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Yes! Yeah! Yeah!
You fucking skank!
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Yeah!
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Finally!
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Man, look how buff my left arm
looks just from grabbling you.
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Nichols, we gotta stop.
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No, we can't.
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I gotta work out
the other side.
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Otherwise I'll be asymmetrical
like a crab, or a tennis pro.
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No, no, no.
No more. I'm engaged.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Get it while you can.
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No! No, it's not
fair to Christopher.
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And I need to
start tightening up.
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You're making me
feel like a cave.
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Baby, it's a cunt.
Huh? It stretches.
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Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're
trying to climb inside my womb.
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What can I say,
I've got mommy issues.
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Well, I don't want
to do it anymore.
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This was the last time.
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All right. Yeah, it's cool. Just at
least get me off first, all right?
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That's not very classy.
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We're having sex
in a fucking chapel.
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Come on, you wanna
give me blue balls?
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It's not fair.
I wake up every day and I...
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Fuck!
Shit!
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I thought you said the service
wasn't for another half hour.
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It was. You take
too long to come.
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Chaplain, the Jews never put
the markers back in the box.
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So write to your Congressman.
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What if he's a Jewish?
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There is one art cabinet for
everyone and you have to share.
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Now, if you please, we need
to get ready for mass.
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Sister? The candles.
Yes.
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My service is coming up.
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I wanna hang up my decoration.
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Your decoration?
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Yep. Look at it.
I made it in the shop.
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Except for it's not
done on account that
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I ran out of glow-in-the-dark
paint, but...
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Doggett, get it out of here.
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What? Why?
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You know why. I have
explained it to you.
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It's not iconography,
it's a cross.
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Nothing goes on the walls
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that can't be taken down
before the next service.
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It's gonna glow in the dark.
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Now, Doggett!
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You know what? Fine.
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That's just fine.
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It ain't right,
and you know it.
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Well, this chapel is
not just for Christians.
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Yeah. I'm sure if I was a
Catholic, you would be much different.
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That's not true.
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Yep. It's very true.
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'Cause you and that Pope's
bitch are running this place!
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I like to think of myself
as more of the Pope's homie.
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You know what?
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You treat everybody here better than me.
Even those witch ladies.
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Also not true.
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No, it is true. You let... You
take them for walks and you...
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As I would take you if your faith
required communion with nature.
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I don't want to walk! Okay?
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I'm gonna hang this damn cross!
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'Cause it's my religious freedom
and you're violating it!
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You could sue.
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I heard about this
tranny in Massachusetts.
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State paid for
her whole hoo-ha.
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I don't need them
to pay for the car.
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I just need them
to buy the oil.
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What exactly is going on with you anyway?
Is it like menopause?
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Same idea.
Not enough lady juice.
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Skin gets loose, tits get saggy.
Hulk get angry.
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Oh, God! Do not do that!
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Jesus.
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I know what you can do.
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You find an old lady lifer
and you bum her estrogen.
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You think the Fed gives a shit
about a felon's hot flashes?
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None of that gets covered.
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Nun gets it. I'm on
the pill line with her.
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Bullshit. It's probably
just anti-depressants.
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Oh, really? Ever heard of
an SSRI called Gynotab?
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Ow! What the fuck?
Girl, you pulled my hair!
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Any available CO
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to outer gate for
inmate transfer.
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You don't fucking talk to me, but you
want me to thread your eyebrows?
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Nobody else can do them right.
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Besides, we're family. We fight,
but we do shit for each other.
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You gonna let me play dominos?
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You can keep score.
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You got some thread?
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All personnel, 10-21 Jasmine.
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Here. Go find Gloria,
see if she'll trade with you.
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If not, I'll pull some
threads from my jacket.
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All right.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Trading corn.
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Inmates aren't
authorized to barter.
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What the fuck is "barter"?
Trade.
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Oh, come on. Everybody trades...
Hey!
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You want to get written up?
Is that what you want?
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What do you want from me?
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What do I want?
Less attitude! You got that?
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You're not in charge here.
I am.
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Now give me the corn.
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Yes, sir.
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Damn, y'all saw that?
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He fucking took my corn!
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Come on down to the
hottest spot south of Havana!
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Brazil's Copacabana Beach.
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But I would be careful.
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Some of the most beautiful
places along the beach are...
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Whatcha making?
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I'm knitting.
Oh.
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I'm sorry, do I smell?
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No, she's just in the zone.
How's your Sunday?
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Pretty nice so far.
I was outside.
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It is beautiful up
here in the fall.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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I got myself incarcerated just so
I could see the changing colors.
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I'm serious. I think I
need to be outside more.
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Weren't you cold?
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A little.
But it was lovely.
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I had my tea,
it was almost hot.
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I had my book,
it was almost good.
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And I saw a chicken.
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How random is that?
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What? What?
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You saw a chicken? Like, a real
live chicken in the flesh?
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Well, it was covered
in feathers, but...
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What's going on?
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You need to talk to Red.
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About what?
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You just need to talk to her.
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CO to Main
Control for a shift briefing.
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Dayanara!
I unclogged the toilet.
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There was a Barbie in it.
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Eva?
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What? Barbie wanted
to go scuba diving!
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Ow, Mommy! Help me!
Aah!
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Sucio! Get your caqui fingers off me.
Dios mio!
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She's gonna hit me!
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You trying to hit your sister?
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She flushed a Barbie
down the toilet!
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The Barbie Cesar bought you?
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You think Barbies
grow on trees?
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You think toilets
grow on trees? Huh?
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No.
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What grows on trees?
Nothing.
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That's right! You need to
look after them better.
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How about you?
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I got better things to do.
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Get them a pizza if they're hungry.
I'm eating oysters, bitches.
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Whatever.
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I want oysters.
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No, you don't.
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You're sure it was a chicken?
Not a pigeon?
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No.
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What about
a quail or a pheasant?
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Spruce grouse?
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American bald eagle?
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It was a chicken. I know
what a chicken looks like.
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I don't...
What's the big deal?
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There are no chickens around here.
Except for one.
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They say she lived
on a farm near here.
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Till one night,
the night before
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all the other chickens
were slaughtered,
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she escaped.
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She's been out there ever
since, living off the land.
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Living on her wits.
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Hey, what's going on?
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The chicken's back.
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Oh, give me a break.
Mom, there is no chicken.
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You're wrong!
She saw it.
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Oh, really?
Mmm-hmm.
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How'd it get over the fence?
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I don't know. It flew?
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Chickens don't fly. It was
probably a spruce grouse.
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No, it was her.
I saw it in a dream.
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Goodbye.
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She came to me,
already dressed in herbs,
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and a little top hat,
black, tilted to one side.
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And she said, "Soon, Red,
we will be together.
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"Soon I will be yours."
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No more processed chicken
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that looks like a hockey puck
and tastes like wet paper.
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Real chicken Kiev.
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First girl to bag that bird
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gets a box of Biore strips.
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Me, too?
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Yes. You, too.
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You did good
bringing this to me.
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Maybe you're not as
useless as I thought.
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Sister Ingalls.
How was your service?
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Oh, fine. Thank you
for asking. Uh...
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Sophia. Sophia. That's right.
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What was your sermon about?
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Oh, I don't give sermons.
I'm not a priest.
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But we did have a good group
discussion about overcoming sin.
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Oh, I'm sorry I missed that.
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Really?
Are you Catholic?
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No! But... Well, I think a
lot about overcoming sin.
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And I just love Jesus Christ.
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And I've always wanted to try
one of those communion wafers.
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Well, I have a box
of a thousand.
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They're not as fresh as the
ones you get outside of prison,
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but they're good with dip.
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Oh, I forgot my hat.
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Mind if I come with you?
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Not at all.
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Okay,
higher. Higher.
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Yep, higher. Nope, wait!
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No! To... Okay, now to...
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Look, that doesn't look
centered to me, it just...
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Excuse me!
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Oh, hey, Sister. Ain't
your time through here?
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I thought you weren't
allowed to put that up.
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No?
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That's what the chaplain
told you this morning.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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You're the little church mouse
that lives in her pocket.
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Well, I live in God's pocket.
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And she said I couldn't
put it up on the walls,
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but she didn't say
I couldn't hang it
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from the ceiling,
all right? So...
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That's not
a load-bearing pipe.
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What do you know about a
load-bearing pipe, lady man?
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I think I just told you.
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Please.
I'll just get my hat.
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It's not my business.
I don't want any trouble.
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Trouble? There's not gonna
be any trouble, okay?
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This is beautiful.
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All right? It's our right as
Americans to religious freedom.
253
00:15:08,836 --> 00:15:10,356
Ain't you heard of
the Third Amendment?
254
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:13,508
Soldiers should not be given quarter
in a house in times of peace?
255
00:15:13,590 --> 00:15:15,350
Is that really what
the Third Amendment says?
256
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:16,593
I never knew that.
257
00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:17,720
Can you stay out of it?
258
00:15:20,806 --> 00:15:22,975
Oh, damn it, Tucky.
I can't go back to seg.
259
00:15:40,659 --> 00:15:43,454
God has chosen to
test our conviction.
260
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:50,669
So Red's okay with me because
I saw this chicken, I guess.
261
00:15:50,753 --> 00:15:52,588
And she said I wasn't useless.
262
00:15:53,756 --> 00:15:54,840
Wow.
263
00:15:54,924 --> 00:15:56,050
Good.
264
00:15:56,675 --> 00:16:00,763
So that's the big
news in my small world.
265
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:02,056
Um...
266
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,893
What's happening with Barney's?
Did you talk to Weiner?
267
00:16:05,976 --> 00:16:09,480
Yes, I have.
Actually, there is...
268
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:12,608
Oh, well, it's funny,
but there's a problem.
269
00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:14,151
What?
270
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,153
They have concerns
about our ability to
271
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,155
produce since we
still don't have a space.
272
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,949
You told them that?
They don't need to know that.
273
00:16:20,032 --> 00:16:21,113
Why did you tell them that?
274
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:22,952
I don't know,
because they asked?
275
00:16:24,537 --> 00:16:26,622
I'm sorry, should I
have texted you first?
276
00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:28,648
We don't have
an official order yet.
277
00:16:28,665 --> 00:16:30,026
They could take
us off the shelves.
278
00:16:30,084 --> 00:16:33,629
Well, you know, I was thinking maybe
that wouldn't be such a bad idea.
279
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,133
Excuse me?
280
00:16:37,216 --> 00:16:40,511
I mean, maybe it's not the best
time to expand our business.
281
00:16:40,636 --> 00:16:42,721
Polly, I quit my job for this.
282
00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:44,640
And then you went to prison.
283
00:16:44,723 --> 00:16:46,763
If I'd known you wouldn't
be around to handle things,
284
00:16:46,809 --> 00:16:48,852
I would have delayed the
baby and gotten a puppy.
285
00:16:48,978 --> 00:16:53,816
But I'm the size of Venus and
allergic to dogs, so... Fuck it.
286
00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:55,318
Polly, we were counting
on the extra income.
287
00:16:55,443 --> 00:16:56,819
Please, like you even pay rent.
288
00:16:56,944 --> 00:16:58,321
I pay rent. Who told
you I don't pay rent?
289
00:16:58,446 --> 00:17:01,532
Polly, I know that you're having
a baby, but what about our baby?
290
00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:02,825
What about Baby Poppy?
291
00:17:02,992 --> 00:17:06,703
What if Piper talks to Weiner? You
have more of a rapport, right?
292
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,623
Yes! She likes me!
293
00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:11,334
So, should I see if she'll
drive up with us next week?
294
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:14,504
No. We can set up a call.
295
00:17:14,587 --> 00:17:17,006
I'll call you, and then
the recording about it
296
00:17:17,089 --> 00:17:18,757
being a call from
prison will play,
297
00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:21,594
and then you can call
her from your phone,
298
00:17:21,677 --> 00:17:24,180
conference her in,
and I can talk to her.
299
00:17:26,641 --> 00:17:27,766
Please?
300
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,101
Two minute warning.
Two minutes.
301
00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:32,188
What? Jesus, they don't
give you any time.
302
00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:34,940
I know. Honey, have you talked
to your dad about Alex?
303
00:17:35,941 --> 00:17:38,152
No, I... Not yet. I will...
304
00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:39,529
Faster, please. Come on.
Okay, well,
305
00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:41,697
I'll ask him about it when
I see him later this week.
306
00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:43,240
Ask him what?
307
00:17:43,616 --> 00:17:46,494
To look over the indictment. To
see if Alex really named her.
308
00:17:46,577 --> 00:17:48,996
Of course she named me.
It's so obvious.
309
00:17:49,079 --> 00:17:50,789
Then why does his
dad need to check?
310
00:17:50,914 --> 00:17:55,836
So I can shove it in her smug,
lying, fucking lying, fucking face.
311
00:17:57,004 --> 00:17:58,381
I know she's lying.
312
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,469
Hold up. What, she's in
here with you? Oh...
313
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:06,847
Yes.
314
00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:08,349
Why didn't you tell me?
315
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:09,559
Oh.
316
00:18:09,684 --> 00:18:13,979
You lied to me?
Honey, I didn't lie to you.
317
00:18:14,063 --> 00:18:17,066
I just failed to mention.
I didn't want you to worry.
318
00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:18,401
Worry? Worry about what?
319
00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:19,735
That she'd turn gay again.
320
00:18:20,486 --> 00:18:23,614
Whoa. That's not happening.
And you don't just turn gay.
321
00:18:23,739 --> 00:18:25,700
You fall somewhere on a spectrum.
Like, on a Kinsey scale.
322
00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:26,742
Okay.
323
00:18:27,993 --> 00:18:30,913
Besides, she is the last person
around here that I'd sleep with.
324
00:18:31,038 --> 00:18:32,039
Who's the first?
325
00:18:32,122 --> 00:18:33,123
See? I didn't mean that.
326
00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:34,750
I didn't mean that. I just...
327
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,252
This is exactly why I
didn't want to tell you.
328
00:18:36,335 --> 00:18:39,046
Because I knew that you would do this.
What are you afraid of?
329
00:18:39,129 --> 00:18:41,507
That I'm going to do something?
330
00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:42,717
Gay?
331
00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:45,469
I wasn't before,
until you lied. Now I'm...
332
00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:47,804
Now I'm wondering if maybe
you're worried you will.
333
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:49,557
Ah. Classic projection.
334
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,766
Polly, don't help.
335
00:19:23,382 --> 00:19:27,219
Not only
is the ceiling ripped open.
336
00:19:28,929 --> 00:19:33,643
Not only is the chapel
covered in asbestos,
337
00:19:34,893 --> 00:19:38,314
rat shit, God knows what.
338
00:19:38,439 --> 00:19:39,482
Toxic mold.
339
00:19:39,565 --> 00:19:40,608
Toxic mold.
340
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:47,323
But, surprise, surprise, our
electrical line has been compromised.
341
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,992
We have to run new electrical.
342
00:19:51,452 --> 00:19:55,706
Officer Luschek,
is running new electrical
343
00:19:55,831 --> 00:19:58,334
something that you
feel particularly
344
00:19:58,459 --> 00:20:00,919
excited about doing
on a fucking Monday?
345
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:02,004
Nope.
346
00:20:02,087 --> 00:20:03,088
Hell nope.
347
00:20:04,214 --> 00:20:07,635
You ought to be relaxing
after an exhausting weekend of
348
00:20:07,718 --> 00:20:10,513
prostate stimulation
and blow-up fuck dolls.
349
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,932
But instead,
350
00:20:14,891 --> 00:20:20,022
thanks to this missed
opportunity for cradle death,
351
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:22,983
you're here with me.
352
00:20:24,318 --> 00:20:26,445
And all these
other shit-birds.
353
00:20:29,948 --> 00:20:32,951
And all this shit.
354
00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:35,120
Man, why she ain't in SHU?
355
00:20:35,371 --> 00:20:37,456
Janae got sent to
SHU just for talking.
356
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,915
Quiet, or you'll go with her.
357
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:42,169
It weren't my fault. I was just
doing as the Spirit commanded.
358
00:20:42,252 --> 00:20:43,754
Fuck are you, Joan of Arc?
359
00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:47,508
No. I'm from Waynesboro.
My name is Tiffany...
360
00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:49,301
She knows what
your fucking name is!
361
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,095
And you guys can kill each
other on your own time.
362
00:20:52,221 --> 00:20:55,641
Hey, Bennett, grab some retards
and go start the demo.
363
00:20:56,308 --> 00:20:57,560
Excuse me.
364
00:20:57,685 --> 00:20:58,894
Yes?
365
00:20:59,645 --> 00:21:00,979
Could we get some masks?
366
00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:05,401
For the mold.
And the rat shit dust.
367
00:21:13,868 --> 00:21:15,077
Bennett, go see if you can find
368
00:21:15,202 --> 00:21:16,871
some dust masks
in the tool shed.
369
00:21:16,995 --> 00:21:18,330
Okay.
370
00:21:18,414 --> 00:21:22,209
Rest of you, go outside. Start
bringing in those sheets of drywall.
371
00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:24,253
Wait a minute!
What?
372
00:21:24,754 --> 00:21:27,964
I don't want "it" here.
373
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:29,592
Oh, please!
374
00:21:30,885 --> 00:21:32,553
That's why this
whole thing happened.
375
00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:35,138
God's angry that there's an
abomination in the church,
376
00:21:35,264 --> 00:21:36,504
and if we don't
get rid of "it,"
377
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:37,767
it's just gonna
keep on happening.
378
00:21:37,892 --> 00:21:39,101
All right, you listen to me.
379
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,605
You are not
an agent of God, okay?
380
00:21:43,439 --> 00:21:47,443
God can do so much better than you.
You must know that, right?
381
00:21:47,568 --> 00:21:48,527
Know what?
382
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:51,739
Jesus Christ, how the fuck
did you survive infancy?
383
00:21:51,822 --> 00:21:53,115
My auntie helped my momma...
384
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,450
That's a rhetorical question!
385
00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:57,787
Do you not understand what a
fucking rhetorical question is?
386
00:21:59,329 --> 00:22:01,290
Sophia just cares
about the church.
387
00:22:01,415 --> 00:22:03,417
And she just wants to help.
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm!
388
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,878
Help clean up the mess you made.
Mmm-hmm!
389
00:22:05,961 --> 00:22:07,087
You see,
there, Pennsyltucky?
390
00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:08,756
That's just what I've been
saying the whole time.
391
00:22:08,839 --> 00:22:10,591
You're an idiot.
392
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:15,345
I want to fuck
Jesus in his hand-hole.
393
00:22:15,471 --> 00:22:16,555
Mmm.
394
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,727
All right.
Let's get to work.
395
00:23:04,937 --> 00:23:08,774
Hey. I thought that
we might get masks, too?
396
00:23:10,275 --> 00:23:12,026
There's not enough.
397
00:23:13,821 --> 00:23:15,489
That's what you get
for acting uppity.
398
00:23:15,572 --> 00:23:17,992
Okay, so about the chicken...
399
00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:20,870
What about it? It's like Red's
version of the white whale.
400
00:23:20,995 --> 00:23:23,037
No, no, no, I saw it.
I really did.
401
00:23:23,163 --> 00:23:25,875
All right. It's just you
and the crackheads then.
402
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:28,335
But at least you're getting
in good with Captain Ahab.
403
00:23:28,418 --> 00:23:30,420
Better her ship than the ocean.
404
00:23:31,547 --> 00:23:34,758
So I take it you're not gonna
come look for it after work?
405
00:23:34,884 --> 00:23:36,218
What, the chicken?
406
00:23:36,301 --> 00:23:40,096
We're gonna search the yard.
Morello invited me.
407
00:23:42,016 --> 00:23:44,810
Morello and I are sort of
taking a break.
408
00:23:45,059 --> 00:23:47,061
I'm sorry to hear that.
What happened?
409
00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:51,859
Yeah, she still thinks her relationship
with her fiance isn't doomed.
410
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,277
But she'll be back.
411
00:23:54,778 --> 00:23:56,321
Nothing lasts.
412
00:24:02,369 --> 00:24:03,370
Twenty.
413
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,280
You got that?
What's the score?
414
00:24:07,332 --> 00:24:08,375
Oh.
415
00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:09,835
Hold up, let me add it up.
416
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,712
What's going on over there?
417
00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:15,925
Come on, chicken!
418
00:24:16,008 --> 00:24:18,468
Red's looking for
the chicken again.
419
00:24:18,594 --> 00:24:20,094
That bitch is crazy.
420
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:22,096
Who gives a shit
about a chicken?
421
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:24,381
Maybe it's not the chicken but
what's within the chicken.
422
00:24:25,141 --> 00:24:26,476
You trying to sound deep?
423
00:24:26,894 --> 00:24:30,814
Nah. My boy, Potato Chip, told
me that when he was down,
424
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:35,027
they used to bring in dope by
putting that shit inside birds.
425
00:24:35,652 --> 00:24:37,195
Chickens?
Nah.
426
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:38,781
I think it was like
a pigeon or something.
427
00:24:38,906 --> 00:24:40,156
Did they stick it up the butt?
428
00:24:40,282 --> 00:24:44,202
Nah. They put it in a little
baggie, stuff it down the throat.
429
00:24:44,661 --> 00:24:46,371
But maybe they put
it in the butt, too.
430
00:24:48,206 --> 00:24:51,293
There's no chicken.
That's a fairy tale.
431
00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:58,008
My boy said that shit's
worth, like, $1,000, yo.
432
00:24:58,467 --> 00:25:01,637
And that's just from
what they put inside a pigeon.
433
00:25:02,262 --> 00:25:04,723
A chicken's got
a much bigger butt.
434
00:25:08,184 --> 00:25:09,645
Are you kidding me?
435
00:25:12,481 --> 00:25:15,525
You have to be fucking kidding me.
You too?
436
00:25:15,651 --> 00:25:18,403
I'm not stupid. I'm just
going to watch the stupid.
437
00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:23,533
Yo, Spanish mamis
got something going on.
438
00:25:25,201 --> 00:25:26,369
Ain't you going, too?
439
00:25:26,495 --> 00:25:27,663
No.
440
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,834
No, you'd rather sit
and scribble love notes.
441
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,586
Don't play dumb,
I know what you're doing.
442
00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:37,047
I seen you leave a kite
and I know who for.
443
00:25:37,171 --> 00:25:38,214
You followed me?
444
00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:41,259
I'm telling you, you're wasting
your time with that one.
445
00:25:41,343 --> 00:25:44,847
Not that you're not pretty.
I don't mean it like that.
446
00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:49,309
It's just, you gonna fuck
a guard, fuck a fat one.
447
00:25:49,392 --> 00:25:50,769
That way they're
more appreciative.
448
00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,396
Let you sneak in cigarettes.
Maybe bring you McDonald's.
449
00:25:53,563 --> 00:25:54,723
Is that how you really think?
450
00:25:54,815 --> 00:25:56,295
That's how you need
to start thinking.
451
00:25:56,316 --> 00:25:57,693
I'm trying to look out for you.
452
00:25:57,943 --> 00:25:59,611
I don't fuck dudes
for Big Macs.
453
00:26:00,362 --> 00:26:01,947
But you fuck 'em.
Yeah.
454
00:26:02,031 --> 00:26:04,574
So what do you fuck 'em for?
Love?
455
00:26:21,383 --> 00:26:24,053
Daya? Daya!
456
00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:29,016
Hi, baby!
Hello, my little angel.
457
00:26:29,766 --> 00:26:31,434
How you doing?
458
00:26:33,227 --> 00:26:34,688
Where's your
brother and sisters?
459
00:26:35,397 --> 00:26:38,192
I don't know. I'm hungry.
460
00:26:38,316 --> 00:26:39,860
There's food in the kitchen.
Why didn't you...
461
00:26:44,865 --> 00:26:46,533
Go ahead. I'll go.
462
00:26:49,578 --> 00:26:53,582
And Paco's like, "He's not
an eggplant, he's retarded!"
463
00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:02,091
What do you want?
464
00:27:02,216 --> 00:27:03,759
What are you doing in here?
Get out.
465
00:27:03,842 --> 00:27:06,302
Eva's hungry. I need to
make her something to eat.
466
00:27:06,428 --> 00:27:07,588
So make her something.
467
00:27:10,015 --> 00:27:12,726
But, hey, you better make me
something, too, if you're in here.
468
00:27:12,809 --> 00:27:14,644
You can't eat that.
It's shaped like animals.
469
00:27:14,770 --> 00:27:17,147
So, I don't give a fuck.
It tastes the same.
470
00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:18,899
But it's made for kids.
471
00:27:18,982 --> 00:27:20,525
I'm just trying to
look out for you,
472
00:27:20,650 --> 00:27:22,236
so people don't
think you're a faggot.
473
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:27,199
You wanna wear Superman undies
and eat kids' food, be my guest.
474
00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:29,076
Maybe I should get
you a propeller beanie
475
00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:30,911
and you can hang
out on the corner.
476
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,294
Go out and buy some real food.
477
00:27:42,756 --> 00:27:44,091
Keep the change.
478
00:27:45,717 --> 00:27:46,718
Buy a smile?
479
00:27:49,930 --> 00:27:52,474
Cesar, how much longer
we have to do this here?
480
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:54,017
Not long.
481
00:27:54,143 --> 00:27:56,770
Pepe may have found a new spot.
482
00:27:56,853 --> 00:28:00,149
What's the matter?
You don't like me anymore?
483
00:28:09,783 --> 00:28:13,203
All right,
extend that rear leg.
484
00:28:13,703 --> 00:28:17,249
Challenge yourselves,
but don't forget to breathe.
485
00:28:17,415 --> 00:28:18,750
What do I do with my arms?
486
00:28:18,834 --> 00:28:20,169
Extend the arms.
487
00:28:21,419 --> 00:28:23,337
Soft eyes, Morello.
488
00:28:27,425 --> 00:28:29,845
Excuse me. What's happening?
489
00:28:29,970 --> 00:28:31,680
We got AA.
490
00:28:31,763 --> 00:28:35,017
No, not right now you don't. We're doing yoga.
This is our time.
491
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,145
Well, they sent us here
'cause the chapel's wrecked.
492
00:28:38,228 --> 00:28:42,107
Now, don't worry. You just keep
on doing what you're doing.
493
00:28:42,191 --> 00:28:45,986
Yeah, let's see one of these
downward facing doggie styles.
494
00:28:46,778 --> 00:28:49,614
Soft eyes, Morello.
Soft eyes.
495
00:28:49,698 --> 00:28:52,659
This is unacceptable.
Norma, take over for me.
496
00:28:52,742 --> 00:28:54,494
I'm getting Caputo.
497
00:29:04,129 --> 00:29:05,547
I'm sorry, am I disturbing you?
498
00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:13,305
Oh, man, I did it.
I fucked up your Zen.
499
00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:16,725
No. Wouldn't wanna accidentally
kick you in the face.
500
00:29:19,978 --> 00:29:21,646
"So we do not lose heart.
501
00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:24,399
"Though our outer
self is wasting away,
502
00:29:24,524 --> 00:29:27,194
"our inner self is
being renewed day by day."
503
00:29:27,736 --> 00:29:30,322
What's that?
Corinthians 4:16.
504
00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:33,491
Just something I say to myself
when I think my ass looks fat.
505
00:29:33,616 --> 00:29:35,577
So you do understand what
I've been going through.
506
00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:38,121
I know, changes in
the body can be painful.
507
00:29:38,247 --> 00:29:40,623
But remember,
your body is just the ship.
508
00:29:40,874 --> 00:29:42,667
Your soul is the passenger.
509
00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:43,793
Oh.
510
00:29:43,919 --> 00:29:45,587
There's another passage here.
511
00:29:45,712 --> 00:29:47,256
So you been through menopause?
512
00:29:47,381 --> 00:29:48,924
Oh, yes, dear.
513
00:29:49,424 --> 00:29:52,552
Did you just pray that
you'd get through it?
514
00:29:52,635 --> 00:29:53,678
More or less.
515
00:29:54,679 --> 00:29:57,599
What's the "more" part?
And the "less"?
516
00:29:57,682 --> 00:29:59,393
I also exercised regularly.
517
00:29:59,559 --> 00:30:02,604
See, it's especially
hard for me because
518
00:30:02,687 --> 00:30:05,690
it's taken me so long
to get to this point.
519
00:30:05,774 --> 00:30:09,986
And I'm just not ready
to give it up, you know?
520
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:11,863
Yes, you said.
521
00:30:11,947 --> 00:30:13,282
And I sacrificed so much.
522
00:30:13,407 --> 00:30:14,449
Right.
523
00:30:14,616 --> 00:30:18,912
And I feel like finally,
finally, I'm the woman
524
00:30:19,955 --> 00:30:23,041
that God intended
me to be, you know?
525
00:30:23,417 --> 00:30:25,377
That's wonderful.
Yeah.
526
00:30:25,961 --> 00:30:27,503
You're not getting my hormones.
527
00:30:28,588 --> 00:30:31,549
Now, shall we
return to Scripture?
528
00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:36,012
You knew? This whole time?
529
00:30:36,346 --> 00:30:37,626
I figured it out
when you thought
530
00:30:37,639 --> 00:30:39,891
"Stations of the Cross"
meant Christian radio.
531
00:30:40,558 --> 00:30:41,977
So you've been playing with me?
532
00:30:42,102 --> 00:30:45,647
You may be unhappy, but it has
nothing to do with your body.
533
00:30:45,772 --> 00:30:48,900
If you were truly a woman, you'd
never be happy with that anyway.
534
00:30:48,984 --> 00:30:50,152
You have guilt.
535
00:30:52,195 --> 00:30:53,822
About what?
536
00:30:53,989 --> 00:30:56,491
About leaving your wife to
take care of Michael alone.
537
00:30:57,617 --> 00:30:58,994
About Michael being...
538
00:30:59,119 --> 00:31:00,662
Don't you talk
to me about that!
539
00:31:00,745 --> 00:31:02,265
You don't get to
talk to me about that.
540
00:31:02,331 --> 00:31:04,458
Sophia!
Leave me alone!
541
00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:06,960
Attention all
personnel, be advised, count.
542
00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:09,004
So there I am, topless,
543
00:31:09,087 --> 00:31:11,589
sitting on this bulldozer,
like, in a construction site.
544
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:14,550
So I'm sitting there,
barbecue sauce on my titties,
545
00:31:14,676 --> 00:31:17,346
and I'm like,
"What the fuck? Again?"
546
00:31:19,014 --> 00:31:20,474
And then I look down
547
00:31:23,685 --> 00:31:28,773
and I see there's this dude
down on the ground
548
00:31:28,857 --> 00:31:30,566
with his head by,
like, the tire.
549
00:31:31,485 --> 00:31:32,819
And then I look close
550
00:31:32,902 --> 00:31:34,946
and I recognize it's the
bum from the night before
551
00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:37,699
that was hollerin' at me
outside of Pizzeria Uno.
552
00:31:37,824 --> 00:31:41,828
And when I look closer, I see
the dude is wearing my shirt
553
00:31:41,911 --> 00:31:45,040
and he's got barbecue sauce
all over his face and he's...
554
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,293
He's dead.
555
00:31:50,212 --> 00:31:54,007
And that's when I knew it was
time to make a change. Thank you.
556
00:31:55,717 --> 00:31:59,471
Almost the exact same thing happened
to me, but it was tuna salad.
557
00:31:59,595 --> 00:32:02,224
All right.
We will now,
558
00:32:02,307 --> 00:32:04,893
once again,
go into a forward bend,
559
00:32:05,394 --> 00:32:09,147
and when you're ready,
relax back into Shavasana.
560
00:32:09,523 --> 00:32:12,067
Anyone else feel
like sharing today?
561
00:32:13,527 --> 00:32:14,528
Anybody?
562
00:32:14,610 --> 00:32:15,611
I'll share.
563
00:32:24,579 --> 00:32:26,915
I don't have a great
rock-bottom story
564
00:32:26,998 --> 00:32:30,419
because my rock bottom
is happening right now.
565
00:32:31,086 --> 00:32:36,091
Not that you're not all great, but I
guess I just thought I'd never be here.
566
00:32:36,925 --> 00:32:41,763
You know, I thought I was
someone who was in control.
567
00:32:42,305 --> 00:32:44,349
And I was in control,
for a while.
568
00:32:45,225 --> 00:32:47,310
When I only dealt heroin.
569
00:32:47,436 --> 00:32:50,605
Not even dealt.
I mean, I was an importer.
570
00:32:53,942 --> 00:32:58,654
But, yeah, I was going through
a break-up, and it was around.
571
00:33:00,198 --> 00:33:02,742
Actually, I think it's more accurate
to say that I was abandoned.
572
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:08,248
But, anyway, I started using.
573
00:33:08,331 --> 00:33:09,958
Are you finished?
574
00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:12,919
Yes, thank you.
That was wonderful.
575
00:33:13,002 --> 00:33:15,964
Heroin was the best
girlfriend that I ever had.
576
00:33:16,047 --> 00:33:19,092
You know, she always
made me feel better,
577
00:33:20,469 --> 00:33:22,678
and she was always available.
578
00:33:24,973 --> 00:33:27,053
But even the best girls
will fuck you over, you know?
579
00:33:27,476 --> 00:33:30,353
Yeah, you would fucking
know, wouldn't you?
580
00:33:36,151 --> 00:33:39,195
Damn, I thought yoga
was supposed to relax you.
581
00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:42,198
You want to know
if she fingered her?
582
00:33:42,698 --> 00:33:44,075
I think that's
been established.
583
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,495
Please, Dad. No jokes.
I can't take it right now.
584
00:33:46,578 --> 00:33:47,787
Howard, leave him alone.
585
00:33:47,870 --> 00:33:48,997
You leave me alone.
586
00:33:49,122 --> 00:33:50,748
Larry, have you
weatherized yet?
587
00:33:50,832 --> 00:33:53,251
I know it looks tacky,
but if you put up the plastic,
588
00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:54,815
you'll save a lot
of money on heating.
589
00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:56,671
Those windows are very old.
590
00:33:56,796 --> 00:33:58,673
I'm going to, Mom.
591
00:33:59,257 --> 00:34:01,217
And I'm sorry I'm
late with the rent.
592
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,678
It's all right. As long as you
take care of us when we're dying.
593
00:34:03,761 --> 00:34:06,097
Though you might want to think
about getting a job at some point.
594
00:34:06,181 --> 00:34:09,684
He has a job. He's a writer.
All it takes is one article.
595
00:34:09,767 --> 00:34:11,520
For what?
To get paid 50 bucks?
596
00:34:11,603 --> 00:34:14,814
To lead to bigger things. You have
any projects you're working on?
597
00:34:14,939 --> 00:34:17,567
Yes, Mom, thank you.
As a matter of fact, I do.
598
00:34:17,692 --> 00:34:18,943
I'm working on
an article right now.
599
00:34:19,027 --> 00:34:20,278
What's it about?
600
00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:23,657
It's a trend piece, about
something called edging.
601
00:34:29,538 --> 00:34:34,042
It's when you have sex or
masturbate without coming.
602
00:34:35,043 --> 00:34:37,671
Without coming?
That sounds unhealthy.
603
00:34:37,753 --> 00:34:40,131
A man needs to come.
Larry, tell me you're coming.
604
00:34:40,215 --> 00:34:41,257
I shouldn't have said anything.
605
00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:44,886
Howard, tell Larry he needs to come.
You could get blocked up!
606
00:34:45,011 --> 00:34:46,095
I'll tell him.
607
00:34:46,221 --> 00:34:47,263
Listen to your father.
608
00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,891
You two want some soup?
The girl made soup.
609
00:34:50,016 --> 00:34:51,809
Soup would be nice.
I'm fine. Thank you.
610
00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:53,895
I'll get for both of you.
611
00:34:57,691 --> 00:35:01,361
Dad, please. I know you don't like
Piper, but I'm asking you to help me.
612
00:35:01,444 --> 00:35:02,571
Who said I don't like her?
613
00:35:02,654 --> 00:35:04,030
I like her. She's the nicest
felon you've ever dated.
614
00:35:04,113 --> 00:35:05,323
Stop.
615
00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:08,410
I just think she's a bit wispy.
616
00:35:08,535 --> 00:35:10,245
I thought you'd end up with
someone more substantial.
617
00:35:10,370 --> 00:35:13,206
Are you talking about her moral
character or the size of her breasts?
618
00:35:13,289 --> 00:35:14,749
Please. I'm an ass man.
619
00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:16,251
He's an ass man.
620
00:35:17,835 --> 00:35:19,588
You asked about her girlfriend?
621
00:35:19,713 --> 00:35:20,963
Ex-girlfriend.
622
00:35:21,756 --> 00:35:24,050
I have looked over
the indictment.
623
00:35:24,759 --> 00:35:25,760
And?
624
00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:31,266
It states that, unequivocally,
Alex Vause gave her name.
625
00:35:34,394 --> 00:35:35,770
Good. Thank you.
626
00:35:36,062 --> 00:35:37,606
Good? How is that good?
627
00:35:37,897 --> 00:35:40,692
It's good that
Piper'll know for sure.
628
00:35:41,025 --> 00:35:44,404
And she'll hate her more,
so she'll stay away from her.
629
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,282
Listen, Larry, don't tell her.
Why?
630
00:35:48,491 --> 00:35:49,701
Prison is a fishbowl, son.
631
00:35:49,784 --> 00:35:51,661
The last thing she needs
is an enemy to obsess over,
632
00:35:51,786 --> 00:35:53,329
do something
stupid out of anger.
633
00:35:53,455 --> 00:35:56,124
She should serve her time
and leave without any trouble.
634
00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:58,334
I'm not gonna lie
to my fiancee.
635
00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,461
Why not?
636
00:35:59,586 --> 00:36:01,713
Because our relationship
doesn't work that way.
637
00:36:01,796 --> 00:36:05,634
Oh, yes, yes. It's based
on trust and honesty.
638
00:36:05,717 --> 00:36:07,302
Even though she
neglected to tell you
639
00:36:07,427 --> 00:36:09,387
that she's in there
with this Alex until now?
640
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:12,223
Okay, first of all,
it's only been three weeks,
641
00:36:12,307 --> 00:36:16,018
and she didn't want to tell me because
she didn't want me to get upset.
642
00:36:16,144 --> 00:36:17,646
So, why should you upset her?
643
00:36:20,356 --> 00:36:21,608
No.
644
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,569
No. I'm not gonna
lie to protect her
645
00:36:24,653 --> 00:36:26,821
like she's some
helpless thing, okay?
646
00:36:27,697 --> 00:36:30,158
Honesty is the best policy.
I really believe that.
647
00:36:31,701 --> 00:36:34,370
Larry, remember
all those special
648
00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:37,123
achievement ribbons
you earned as a child?
649
00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:39,334
Yeah.
650
00:36:39,417 --> 00:36:41,836
You notice how there was
never a public ceremony?
651
00:36:41,961 --> 00:36:45,173
You did win that one for
tidiest cubby in preschool.
652
00:36:45,298 --> 00:36:47,342
But the truth is...
653
00:36:50,261 --> 00:36:51,387
...overrated.
654
00:36:52,305 --> 00:36:58,186
My advice, keep her focused on her life
outside, her business, her friends.
655
00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:00,522
The wedding.
656
00:37:00,647 --> 00:37:02,524
Whether or not you actually
go through with it.
657
00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:08,738
Here, Larry. Eat your soup. You're
the best soup eater in America.
658
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,242
He's got it!
659
00:37:15,244 --> 00:37:16,746
Find that chicken,
babe, you got it?
660
00:37:17,706 --> 00:37:18,707
Chicken!
661
00:37:21,417 --> 00:37:23,044
Here, chicky, chicky, chicky.
662
00:37:25,171 --> 00:37:26,881
What's going on?
663
00:37:27,215 --> 00:37:30,885
There's $1,000 inside a chicken somewhere.
Everyone's looking for it.
664
00:37:31,636 --> 00:37:33,638
- What?
- You.
665
00:37:34,889 --> 00:37:36,599
This is your fault.
Huh?
666
00:37:36,725 --> 00:37:39,394
You've been blabbing all over
about the chicken, haven't you?
667
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:40,895
Not really.
668
00:37:41,396 --> 00:37:43,773
But even if I had, you never
told me it was a secret.
669
00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:46,025
Because I thought
you had common sense.
670
00:37:46,108 --> 00:37:48,903
Black girls hear about a chicken,
of course this will happen.
671
00:37:49,111 --> 00:37:50,946
Why, because all
black people love chicken?
672
00:37:51,072 --> 00:37:52,323
Don't be racist.
673
00:37:52,407 --> 00:37:53,700
Because they're all on heroin,
674
00:37:53,783 --> 00:37:56,828
and somebody's been telling them
there's heroin in the chicken.
675
00:37:56,911 --> 00:37:58,079
I heard it's a gun.
676
00:37:58,162 --> 00:38:00,081
Okay, I had nothing
to do with this.
677
00:38:00,164 --> 00:38:02,876
You cannot blame this on me.
I just told you what I saw.
678
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,753
Right, what you "saw."
679
00:38:04,878 --> 00:38:07,463
Why are you using air quotes?
Are you saying that I'm lying?
680
00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:09,173
Maybe you wanted
to impress people.
681
00:38:09,257 --> 00:38:11,593
I did not even know this was
a thing that was impressive.
682
00:38:11,718 --> 00:38:15,179
If she hasn't been scared off, the
Spanish or the blacks have her.
683
00:38:15,304 --> 00:38:17,849
Those Spanish probably
won't even eat her,
684
00:38:17,932 --> 00:38:20,017
just cut her throat
and drink her blood,
685
00:38:20,101 --> 00:38:22,186
or something
else superstitious.
686
00:38:22,645 --> 00:38:24,355
All I wanted was
to eat the chicken
687
00:38:24,439 --> 00:38:26,107
that is smarter
than other chickens
688
00:38:26,232 --> 00:38:27,983
and to absorb its power.
689
00:38:28,484 --> 00:38:31,446
And make a nice Kiev.
But, oh, well.
690
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:38,119
So, what?
You're just gonna give up?
691
00:38:40,288 --> 00:38:41,330
Huh?
692
00:38:42,498 --> 00:38:44,292
Just because of
a little competition?
693
00:38:45,794 --> 00:38:47,253
That chicken is out there, Red,
694
00:38:47,336 --> 00:38:50,005
and it's waiting for you.
To eat it.
695
00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:54,469
And you have been waiting for
a very long time to eat it.
696
00:38:55,094 --> 00:38:57,472
What do those other girls
have that you don't have?
697
00:38:57,555 --> 00:38:58,640
They have dogs.
698
00:38:58,765 --> 00:39:01,935
Dogs does not a chicken catch.
699
00:39:03,269 --> 00:39:04,896
Determination, Red.
700
00:39:05,730 --> 00:39:07,523
That's what catches chickens.
701
00:39:08,483 --> 00:39:09,943
Who wants that
chicken the most?
702
00:39:10,485 --> 00:39:13,613
Who will prepare
that chicken most expertly?
703
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:17,158
The woman who dreams about it.
704
00:39:17,826 --> 00:39:21,162
The woman who was born
to eat that chicken.
705
00:39:23,998 --> 00:39:24,999
You.
706
00:39:29,879 --> 00:39:33,758
That's mine!
That's my chicken!
707
00:39:38,387 --> 00:39:41,182
What the hell is
the matter with you?
708
00:39:41,265 --> 00:39:43,351
You tryin' out for
the retard Olympics?
709
00:39:44,059 --> 00:39:46,855
Somebody shove some
dynamite up your ass?
710
00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:50,900
Do you want to get shot?
711
00:39:51,818 --> 00:39:56,030
Trust me. We got a lot of
bullets up in that guard tower.
712
00:39:57,198 --> 00:40:00,409
So if that's what you want,
just try that shit again.
713
00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:06,457
You are not supposed to run.
714
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:09,502
Remind me never
to listen to you.
715
00:40:10,753 --> 00:40:13,422
So, why are you running? Huh?
716
00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:19,136
For a fucking chicken?
717
00:40:19,303 --> 00:40:22,473
Who the fuck told you there
was a chicken in my yard?
718
00:40:55,506 --> 00:40:56,758
But that's not fair!
719
00:40:56,841 --> 00:40:58,718
It's more than fair.
720
00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:02,096
You know the rules about running.
Who's next?
721
00:41:02,179 --> 00:41:03,264
Chapman.
722
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:08,895
You're gonna have a swell
time down the hill, blondie.
723
00:41:09,562 --> 00:41:11,606
Trust me, he's gonna break you.
724
00:41:11,689 --> 00:41:13,942
Yes, thank you.
725
00:41:14,067 --> 00:41:16,611
And that was not necessary.
726
00:41:16,694 --> 00:41:18,821
Please close the door
on your way out.
727
00:41:19,614 --> 00:41:20,854
Attention, inmates.
728
00:41:20,949 --> 00:41:24,285
Multiple code violations will
result in loss of privileges.
729
00:41:24,410 --> 00:41:27,121
So, I'm not sure if I
have the rumor straight.
730
00:41:27,288 --> 00:41:32,376
Is the chicken filled with money,
or heroin, or guns, or candy?
731
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,420
No, no. Mr. Healy, this is...
732
00:41:34,503 --> 00:41:36,714
I'm not sending
you down the hill.
733
00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:38,967
You made a mistake.
You're new.
734
00:41:39,926 --> 00:41:41,135
Thank you.
735
00:41:41,218 --> 00:41:44,722
Probably just wanted to impress
people, be a big shot.
736
00:41:46,223 --> 00:41:49,310
So you started making up stories.
No!
737
00:41:49,393 --> 00:41:52,939
It's all right.
I understand.
738
00:41:53,022 --> 00:41:54,356
You think this
is the first time
739
00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:56,859
that I've heard
about the "chicken"?
740
00:41:57,401 --> 00:42:02,824
It's popular fiction. It's like
global warming or female ejaculation.
741
00:42:02,907 --> 00:42:05,827
No! No. No, it's not.
This is real.
742
00:42:06,494 --> 00:42:08,079
How is it real?
743
00:42:09,163 --> 00:42:10,414
Wait, which?
744
00:42:10,498 --> 00:42:12,667
The chicken. And the...
745
00:42:15,336 --> 00:42:16,754
The chicken.
746
00:42:17,839 --> 00:42:21,216
There's a triple razor wire
fence around this camp.
747
00:42:21,342 --> 00:42:22,969
It's impossible.
748
00:42:23,052 --> 00:42:25,554
And if you think that
chickens can fly, well,
749
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,141
we better go to
Wikipedia right away.
750
00:42:28,599 --> 00:42:30,852
Oh, my God,
you have the Internet.
751
00:42:30,977 --> 00:42:35,397
Look, I don't care if you've
seen this thing or not.
752
00:42:35,773 --> 00:42:39,861
But I don't want you exciting the
other inmates with this kind of talk.
753
00:42:40,028 --> 00:42:42,155
They're not like you and me.
754
00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:46,701
They're less reasonable.
Less educated.
755
00:42:47,702 --> 00:42:51,080
And I don't want you
making up stories to Red.
756
00:42:51,205 --> 00:42:53,541
You know how
Russians love chicken.
757
00:42:54,667 --> 00:42:58,379
Moving forward, I want you
to keep your head down.
758
00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:01,716
Don't make any more
boastful claims.
759
00:43:02,466 --> 00:43:03,926
Don't...
See a chicken.
760
00:43:04,052 --> 00:43:05,386
Exactly.
761
00:43:05,511 --> 00:43:06,971
Now, repeat after me.
762
00:43:07,055 --> 00:43:10,141
There is no chicken.
There never was any chicken.
763
00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:13,477
The chicken is an urban myth.
A grand illusion.
764
00:43:13,561 --> 00:43:15,730
Something to give
your life meaning,
765
00:43:15,813 --> 00:43:17,899
but which is in fact not there.
766
00:43:18,649 --> 00:43:20,693
We will make a poster.
767
00:43:21,652 --> 00:43:23,487
Yo, chicken lady.
768
00:43:24,197 --> 00:43:26,866
I got my visitation
revoked 'cause of you.
769
00:43:31,286 --> 00:43:32,914
What'd you get?
770
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,626
I should've fuckin' known.
771
00:43:39,503 --> 00:43:42,757
I don't mess with no heroin,
but I love me some candy.
772
00:43:43,216 --> 00:43:45,426
You better watch it with the stories.
I didn't...
773
00:43:53,809 --> 00:43:56,687
Bravo dorms,
assemble for visitation hall.
774
00:43:57,479 --> 00:43:58,814
Still open?
775
00:44:04,278 --> 00:44:05,947
In some tribal cultures,
776
00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:09,533
the transgender person
is regarded as a shaman.
777
00:44:10,409 --> 00:44:12,453
Trying to convert
me to paganism now?
778
00:44:12,536 --> 00:44:14,080
Whatever works.
779
00:44:14,163 --> 00:44:15,790
It's not a very
Catholic thing to say.
780
00:44:15,915 --> 00:44:19,127
I'm not here as a Catholic,
I'm here as a friend.
781
00:44:20,502 --> 00:44:23,214
I'll cut your hair. But I ain't
giving you no confession.
782
00:44:23,839 --> 00:44:27,843
I already know how I feel.
I let 'em down.
783
00:44:29,929 --> 00:44:31,722
You're still here.
784
00:44:32,265 --> 00:44:34,850
And the best thing you can
do for them is be strong.
785
00:44:34,976 --> 00:44:37,895
Inside. You already
have the Playboy body.
786
00:44:37,979 --> 00:44:39,605
What are you
doing reading Playboy?
787
00:44:39,939 --> 00:44:41,690
Oh, I read everything.
788
00:44:43,859 --> 00:44:45,987
Why did God have to give me
that stupid penis?
789
00:44:46,070 --> 00:44:47,155
I don't know.
790
00:44:47,238 --> 00:44:49,657
Any more than I know
why he gave men nipples.
791
00:44:50,323 --> 00:44:52,076
There are mysteries.
792
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,203
And as a Catholic,
I enjoy them.
793
00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:56,998
The mysteries, that is.
794
00:44:57,581 --> 00:44:59,625
Well, I enjoy the nipples.
795
00:45:00,459 --> 00:45:02,711
So now they think that I'm a liar.
That I made it up.
796
00:45:02,837 --> 00:45:07,008
I don't understand. Why would I
make something like that up?
797
00:45:07,716 --> 00:45:08,884
I don't know.
798
00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:11,095
Hey, you have that call
with Weiner later, right?
799
00:45:11,179 --> 00:45:12,305
Yes.
800
00:45:12,387 --> 00:45:14,098
You ready?
I'm ready.
801
00:45:14,182 --> 00:45:19,145
That's good. Because I can't ask my
parents for any more money, okay?
802
00:45:19,228 --> 00:45:22,690
No. Yes. And I can't
ask mine either.
803
00:45:22,815 --> 00:45:26,485
Okay, we can't ask anyone's
parents for any more money.
804
00:45:26,568 --> 00:45:29,113
So make it a slam dunk, all right?
Yes.
805
00:45:29,197 --> 00:45:30,698
By the time you
get out of prison,
806
00:45:30,781 --> 00:45:32,241
you'll be
a big-time soap baron,
807
00:45:32,449 --> 00:45:36,204
I'll be a famous journalist,
and we'll start our life.
808
00:45:36,287 --> 00:45:39,540
Life already has started.
I'm in here.
809
00:45:39,623 --> 00:45:41,042
And I'm here with you.
810
00:45:41,167 --> 00:45:43,376
But let's just be honest with
each other, okay, Pipes?
811
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:45,420
I wanna know what's going on.
812
00:45:45,546 --> 00:45:47,965
Yes. I'm sorry that I
didn't tell you about Alex.
813
00:45:48,924 --> 00:45:49,925
It's okay.
814
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:52,385
It has nothing to do with
me being attracted to her.
815
00:45:52,469 --> 00:45:54,889
Really. I just...
816
00:45:54,972 --> 00:45:56,431
I didn't want you to
know that I was in here
817
00:45:56,557 --> 00:45:59,768
with somebody
that I hate so much.
818
00:45:59,894 --> 00:46:02,771
Oh, my God, I swear,
sometimes when I'm around her,
819
00:46:02,897 --> 00:46:04,648
I feel like I'm going crazy.
820
00:46:04,732 --> 00:46:07,985
Well, as long as
you keep your figure.
821
00:46:08,527 --> 00:46:10,905
Hey, did I tell you what
happened in yoga? No.
822
00:46:10,988 --> 00:46:13,824
She was just there.
Trying to antagonize me.
823
00:46:14,616 --> 00:46:18,996
I swear, Larry, I could
smash her in the face.
824
00:46:19,747 --> 00:46:22,750
Okay, well, don't... Don't
do anything like that. Okay?
825
00:46:23,751 --> 00:46:25,586
Anyhow, about Alex...
826
00:46:25,753 --> 00:46:27,629
Oh, my God.
I bet it was her.
827
00:46:28,714 --> 00:46:31,008
I bet she's the one who's been
spreading rumors about me.
828
00:46:31,092 --> 00:46:34,303
I bet she told everybody
that I lied about the chicken!
829
00:46:34,427 --> 00:46:37,932
Okay, Piper, let's drop the chicken for now.
It's not important.
830
00:46:38,015 --> 00:46:38,974
It's my rep!
831
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,936
Piper, it's not important.
This is real life.
832
00:46:42,061 --> 00:46:45,981
Please don't get dragged
into the prison drama.
833
00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:49,902
Look, I know it's like a fishbowl
in there, but try. Focus.
834
00:46:49,985 --> 00:46:51,225
Larry, I know
that you're right,
835
00:46:51,279 --> 00:46:52,363
but I have to
live in this fishbowl
836
00:46:52,445 --> 00:46:54,115
and it's just...
837
00:46:54,698 --> 00:46:57,076
Just let him do his
krumping and have a good time.
838
00:46:57,159 --> 00:46:58,411
...hard.
839
00:47:00,371 --> 00:47:01,414
I know.
840
00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:05,376
So, what were you saying?
841
00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:07,628
Oh. About Alex.
842
00:47:07,753 --> 00:47:09,504
I talked to my dad
about the indictment.
843
00:47:11,173 --> 00:47:12,258
And?
844
00:47:17,179 --> 00:47:21,100
She didn't name you. I guess it
was someone else from the ring.
845
00:47:25,646 --> 00:47:27,480
Piper, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
846
00:47:28,065 --> 00:47:30,359
Did you hear me?
Yes, I heard you.
847
00:47:30,483 --> 00:47:32,653
I know it's surprising,
but this is...
848
00:47:32,736 --> 00:47:34,155
Pipes, this is good, really,
849
00:47:34,238 --> 00:47:38,451
because now you don't have
to feel crazy, or angry.
850
00:47:38,533 --> 00:47:44,373
You can just do your time and
stay away from that asshole.
851
00:47:45,582 --> 00:47:48,043
It's just that,
Larry, now this...
852
00:47:50,587 --> 00:47:52,798
This means that
I'm the asshole.
853
00:47:53,257 --> 00:47:54,758
Swing shift guard detail.
854
00:47:54,842 --> 00:47:58,137
P.m. cell check to
commence at 2130 hours.
855
00:48:40,762 --> 00:48:42,848
What are you talking about,
Cesar can't make it?
856
00:48:42,931 --> 00:48:44,252
I don't know.
That's what he said.
857
00:48:44,308 --> 00:48:45,708
I take a fall for
that motherfucker,
858
00:48:45,726 --> 00:48:47,061
the least he could do is visit.
859
00:48:48,770 --> 00:48:51,564
Is he paying rent?
Is he buying groceries?
860
00:48:51,648 --> 00:48:52,983
Yeah, but I don't want
him in the apartment.
861
00:48:53,067 --> 00:48:55,568
Why? Is he
bringing girls home?
862
00:48:55,694 --> 00:48:56,904
No. Because he...
863
00:48:56,987 --> 00:48:59,323
Hey, I have an idea, you
want to ask how we're doing?
864
00:48:59,407 --> 00:49:01,450
Mommy.
Answer the question.
865
00:49:01,574 --> 00:49:02,910
Is he fucking around?
866
00:49:03,369 --> 00:49:05,454
I did answer the question.
867
00:49:05,578 --> 00:49:07,956
You know we took a bus
three hours to get here?
868
00:49:08,082 --> 00:49:10,751
Mommy, I made a paper airplane.
869
00:49:11,710 --> 00:49:12,878
Are you fucking him?
870
00:49:13,003 --> 00:49:14,796
Please. You have
got to be kidding me.
871
00:49:16,298 --> 00:49:17,758
Mommy!
What?
872
00:49:17,841 --> 00:49:19,260
I made a paper airplane.
873
00:49:19,385 --> 00:49:21,429
Where's your
stupid paper airplane?
874
00:49:21,554 --> 00:49:22,637
At home.
875
00:49:22,763 --> 00:49:23,972
Well, then why do I care?
876
00:49:24,098 --> 00:49:26,859
You want to show me something? You
can't show me something I can't see!
877
00:49:27,768 --> 00:49:28,852
What are you, stupid?
878
00:49:32,022 --> 00:49:35,234
You tell that motherfucker
he better visit. He owes me.
879
00:49:35,317 --> 00:49:38,112
When in the visitation
room, you're allowed two hugs.
880
00:49:38,653 --> 00:49:41,115
One on arrival,
and one on departure.
881
00:49:47,121 --> 00:49:48,414
Good, you're home.
882
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,709
Won't you make us
something to eat?
883
00:50:00,759 --> 00:50:02,386
Take off. Be out.
884
00:50:06,056 --> 00:50:08,434
How your tits be so big,
your mom's so small, huh?
885
00:50:08,517 --> 00:50:09,726
Well, I guess I
get 'em from my dad.
886
00:50:09,810 --> 00:50:11,019
Yeah?
887
00:50:25,618 --> 00:50:26,994
You said five minutes.
888
00:50:27,077 --> 00:50:29,246
Please. I just need
five more minutes.
889
00:50:29,371 --> 00:50:32,916
That's all. This is a very
important phone call.
890
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,044
I'm on hold.
It's about my company.
891
00:50:36,170 --> 00:50:38,671
Man, I doubt you even got a company.
You all talk.
892
00:50:39,006 --> 00:50:40,341
See, there you go.
893
00:50:40,466 --> 00:50:41,883
Piper?
Are you still there?
894
00:50:42,009 --> 00:50:43,344
Yes, I'm right here.
What's going on?
895
00:50:43,427 --> 00:50:44,627
I'm in a conference with Weiner
896
00:50:44,677 --> 00:50:46,278
on the other line.
How do I punch you in?
897
00:50:47,014 --> 00:50:48,390
I don't know, it's your phone.
898
00:50:48,516 --> 00:50:50,767
Ugh. All right, hold on. I have to ask Pete.
I'll be right back.
899
00:50:50,851 --> 00:50:52,060
No, no, no! Polly, wait, I don't...
Pete!
900
00:50:52,186 --> 00:50:54,271
Polly, Polly, Polly...
901
00:50:54,396 --> 00:50:56,023
Please revise count.
902
00:50:56,148 --> 00:50:58,609
It is not clear.
Please conduct a recount.
903
00:51:06,617 --> 00:51:07,660
Oh.
904
00:51:10,579 --> 00:51:12,540
Hey. Hey!
905
00:51:12,623 --> 00:51:14,416
Hey! Hey! Hey!
906
00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:15,742
Hey! Get off, man!
There it is!
907
00:51:15,792 --> 00:51:17,710
Look!
There it is! There's the...
908
00:51:17,836 --> 00:51:20,548
Hey! Hey! Are you
using the phone?
909
00:51:20,673 --> 00:51:21,674
Yes! I'm on hold.
910
00:51:21,756 --> 00:51:25,010
Hey! Hey! Make your call
or free up the phone now.
911
00:51:30,307 --> 00:51:31,892
Okay, Piper?
I figured it out.
912
00:51:31,975 --> 00:51:34,176
Everyone's on the other line.
I'm punching you in, okay?
913
00:51:34,895 --> 00:51:38,148
Piper? Piper, are you there?
914
00:51:38,315 --> 00:51:40,484
Dandelion ain't here right now.
915
00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:42,110
She gone to chase the chicken.
916
00:51:49,826 --> 00:51:51,078
Chapman!
917
00:51:52,787 --> 00:51:54,588
What did I tell you
about running in the yard?
918
00:51:54,623 --> 00:51:55,916
I'm sorry, sir.
It's just that...
919
00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:57,543
Both feet on the ground
at all times. What?
920
00:51:57,626 --> 00:52:00,713
Nothing. Just trying to get
some fitness, that's all.
921
00:52:00,795 --> 00:52:03,465
Two speeds in my yard.
Walk and shuffle.
922
00:53:05,486 --> 00:53:15,915
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